Original subtitles

- Previously on "Below Deck Mediterranean..."

- Tonight a problem arose with our chief stewardess,

and you don't throw me under the bus

if you're the chief stew.

Last night, the whole thing's bullsháá.

- If you have a problem with me,

we're gonna talk about it.

Never go to the fáááing captain.

- Okay, let's just fáááing move on.

- Come here. - All right, baby.

- Okay? - Yeah.

- Sometimes my sweetness

can come off as flirting,

but I've got a guy that I really love.

- You are being flirty, though.

- Danny, when you're helping out Ben,

just stay out of the way.

When there's no room, it's like, "Agh!"

- I want to help you do your job better.

- I--I don't need your help to do my job better.

- That's fine.

- That's really pissed me off.

- Welcome aboard.

- The itinerary says nothing except "bring girls."

- Daniel, Bryan, and Bobby.

We would like them to accompany us

on the beach this afternoon.

- Hell, yeah.

Beach, babes, drinks.

- The logical choice would be Bobby and Danny.

- We're gonna party!

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat dance music]

- Whoo!

- Welcome to Greece!

- That go-go dancer up there, man, she's smokin'.

♪ ♪

That's a body right there. Mm.

- Here's a challenge.

You or you, whoever can go up there and kiss her first

wins 100 bucks.

You want to go first?

- Yeah, can we wait-- while she's dancing?

- You just have to go up there and kiss her.

- I'm gonna go talk to her.

Okay, here we go.

- Watch him.

- My friends over there...

- [laughs]

Bobby thinks he's got all the game in the world, right?

I got no game; he's got the game.

I don't know girls; he knows girls.

- I don't think you know girls

the way you think you know girls.

- Shot down.

- She rejected him.

- All right, now it's your turn.

- All right. - Your turn.

I'll give you a heads up;

she doesn't speak English very well.

- No English. - No.

- Let me show you how it's done, Bobby.

- Oh, my God, he jumped up there.

♪ ♪

- Let's go, Danny! Whoo!

- Look, look.

- No, no! No!

- Yes. Come on. Come on.

Yes.

He has got way more game than you do.

- Boom-shaka-laka.

[laughs]

- I won't pay up.

I didn't even go for the cheek!

Oh, that's not fair. - Whoo!

- [laughs]

Karma is a bitch.

[laughs]

- Hello, Hannah.

Are you feeling all right?

- Go back to bed.

As chief stew, this is my baby and it's my ship,

and I need to make sure everything is going perfectly

before I take any rest.

- Is this a thing that you have? - No.

- Never? - No.

- All right, baby.

- Hey, guys, I got more people to party!

[people cheering]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm a bit scared about organizing his fruit drawer now.

- I would be too.

- Hannah, I feel like Bobby's being a bit awkward.

- I kind of thought that might happen, darlin'.

- [laughs] - I had to be honest.

- I know, but it doesn't-- it's weird.

Like, he's being awkward, like, totally awkward.

- Avoiding you and stuff?

- Not--well, a little bit,

or he doesn't really want to talk to me,

which is fair enough.

He's, like, the only--one of the only kind of sane people

on the boat that I can talk to.

- Hey. - Hey, what's up?

- Just going over spots, because at first it looks good,

and then it's streaky.

- Yeah, just do the best you can, you know?

This job takes enthusiasm and motivation.

- This, I went over everything, so that's my last window.

- This is ridiculous.

That's what makes a good deckhand,

and Jen, although she says she's the best,

she just has no motivation.

Seems like she doesn't want to be here.

Hey, real quick, give a squeegee.

Steal the hose from them, and then we'll go from there.

- Wait.

Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.

- Hey, we got a party, baby!

I have a plan.

We're gonna have f-u-n, okay?

What's that? What's that?

- Fun. - Fun.

- Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.

[music pulsing] - [whooping]

- The reins have been pulled down.

♪ ♪

- Heeeeeey!

- This is ridiculous.

- I don't know what he's doing on the beach,

whether he's distracted.

We just need to do the best that we can

and pray my head doesn't explode

all over their starter.

Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

These guys here, they are, like, millionaires.

They got yachts. They got Jet Skis.

♪ ♪

- We can. It depends on whenever these guys are ready.

We got hot tubs.

- Let's take it.

- Take it to the yacht? - Take it to the yacht.

- We're gonna party on a yacht tonight.

You're in? You're in? - We're good.

- You're in? - Yes, she is.

- You're coming to the yacht, right, with your friend?

And you're coming too?

I'm like that genie from Aladdin.

What are your three wishes?

Fun? Girls? More girls?

[clicks tongue] I got you, baby.

- Yeah. - All right, cool.

- Then I gotta figure out which girl

I'm gonna take back to the master suite.

- Oh, man. That's all you.

Hey, Bobby, can I borrow your walkie?

Yeah, thank you.

- [scoffs]

♪ ♪

- Hannah, Hannah, Daniel.

- Go ahead, Daniel.

- We are planning to come back to the yacht

at 7:00.

The guests would like to have dinner.

And we have an extra eight guests on top of

the current charter guests that we have.

- Copy that. Thanks.

- I think they just said

how many guests tonight, Ben.

- Well, I'd like to know the answer, please.

- I think 13.

- 7:00 p.m., 13 people.

- 7:00 p.m.? - Yeah.

- Are you kidding me?

- I don't think he understood.

I mean, if we're gonna pick 'em up at 7:00,

how are we gonna pick 'em up at 7:00

and have dinner at 7:00?

- For 13. - For 13.

- With half an hour's notice.

- I'm gonna get started setting up upstairs.

[lively music]

- 13? Oh, my. - Thanks, Daniel.

♪ ♪

- You ready? Let's go, baby.

- We're gonna have a great dinner,

because you're the man.

You got the most character.

Screw him; I'll party with you any day of the week.

- [laughs]

Give me a hug, bro.

I'm always getting so much flak for interacting

with the guests, and finally it's so gratifying

to be recognized.

- That's everybody? - Daniel!

- Daniel! Daniel!

- [laughing]

I got you! - I miss you!

- I got you.

- All right, I'm gonna do a meat platter quickly,

and then we do a shrimp cocktail as well.

Thank you, ladies.

You gonna be all right with that?

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

Fááá my life.

Oh, get ready, Tiff.

- Put on your stew face.

- Greetings.

No shoes. - No shoes?

- No shoes. - No shoes.

Thank you.

- It's very common for guests

to bring people back to the boat,

but I'm a very, very, very big fan of manners.

I don't care whether

you're the president of the United States

or the cleaner.

Just in this shoe box over here.

This is gonna be a long night.

I'm gonna set you up for dinner inside.

- Hello. - Hi, there.

- Yeah, whatever you like. - Excellent.

- Yeah, me too. - Champagne? Sure.

- Captain! - How are you doing?

- Daniel-san is the man.

- [chuckles]

- Bobby? He's a pretender.

- Okay, I'll remember that.

- One's a ninja; the other's a grasshopper.

- [scoffs] It's so lame,

how these guests are obsessed with Danny.

It's just like, "I thought you guys were smart."

- Hey, boys. - Hey, man.

- 'Sup? How we doing?

How'd it go? - Great.

- You having fun yet? - Oh, yeah.

- Captain, I'm just gonna salute you, man.

That was good. That was fun.

[laughs]

- Good enough.

- So back to--back to work?

- Yup. - Got it.

[people cheering]

- Tomorrow we'll bring back a bunch of people

who only want to Jet Ski all day.

[laughs]

That'll be our payback.

- You want to go first or me?

- You can go first. - Okay.

- Thanks for bringing that bunch back.

- Fáááing miserable.

[women cheer] - Yeah, man.

- I would never in a million years

go talk to those girls; they're fáááing busted.

You know? They are.

I chatted with the guys, mostly.

- Oh, gosh. Anyway, thanks.

- Someday I hope to be in love and happy and married and--

If I marry a Frenchwoman, I will speak French again.

I will learn the language.

- So we're going to France

for you to marry a Frenchwoman, then?

- Sure, let's go.

[all talking]

- [laughs]

- You can only laugh, right?

- Well, you can't do anything else.

Otherwise, you'd go to prison.

- Exactly. [laughing]

- This is frustrating me to another level.

I would prefer him not be in the galley.

- I don't know why you like to start drama, Hannah.

- Get the fááá away from me.

- Hey, how you guys doing?

[people cheering]

Keep enjoying yourself, guys, right?

Unfortunately, I have to get back to work, but--

- No. - What?

- I'll chime in here and there, but I can't--

you know, I got to do my job, so there you go.

But I'll...[mumbling] Okay?

[laughs]

- It's the worst fáááing day ever to get a migraine.

- I could think of someone to punch in the face.

- I don't think this fridge is working.

- Awesome. - Gins and blacks.

Hot tub's filling.

- Hot tub's heating now. - And heating.

So I guess this is a good time. Okay.

- Do we have enough chairs?

- I don't know.

- [laughs] We don't.

Deck crew, deck crew,

can someone bring four chairs down from the aft deck, please?

- If there's anything that I can help you ladies out

to make it easier, just let me know,

'cause I know it's extra people and that's extra work.

I got you, okay?

Cool, no problem.

- Danny keeps talking about helping us,

but it would be super cool if he actually helped us.

- We're doing buffet-style now, darling?

- Fááá yeah, we are.

- Put the napkins up there.

- I am so sorry.

I just made your job way difficult.

- It is what it is.

- I'm gonna do what I can to kind of make this

a little bit smoother for y'all, okay?

- Are you also gonna cut me a bigger paycheck as well?

[laughter]

- That accent's incredible, isn't it?

Hers and yours.

- [laughs]

- You are from... Germany?

- No, I'm English.

Sorry, I'm definitely not German.

- So sorry.

- Basically still in Europe, at least, hey?

- All right, so we're good.

- Yeah, you just go and prepare yourself

for a pretty horrible evening.

- You got it. - Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- Look at these dresses.

- They're shrinking right up.

Mine's gonna be, like, up my ass.

- Just don't bend over.

- Hannah.

[women shrieking]

- [whispering] What the fááá?

[women shrieking] - Whoo!

[laughs]

- Really? - Yeah.

- They're bad? - They're screaming so loud.

And my head is about to fáááing explode.

- Hannah and I are fine.

Ugh, babe, I'm sorry.

I do value Hannah's friendship.

On a night like this, use your resources.

If you're not feeling good, then, you know...

- Daniel-san!

Daniel-san!

How's dinner coming along?

- Good. I was just about to come up and let you know.

- Is there enough room for all of us?

- Yeah.

- Why is the boat rocking so much?

We're not even moving. - We are in water.

Water goes like that.

- Hey, it can't be all girls on one side.

- Oh, you have no clue. - You all gotta come over here.

- This is, like, my least favorite type of service--

not very silver service.

- It's more kind of - [slurring] a bunch of mates.

And if they want to do that, they should probably

just stay at the bar and order a few buckets of chicken.

[overlapping chatter, shouting]

- Ben? - Yes.

- At the end of the night, we want milkshakes

with some rum in 'em. - Sure.

- [laughs] - Wax on, wax off!

- Hey, look at that. You see that?

- Daniel-san, you are my new hero.

I want you to come work for me.

I'll be my star sales rep.

- Sounds good.

- Hey, man, you got a job.

[laughter]

- Because you know what?

Bobby, even though he's got, like, a half-ass tattoo...

- [laughs] - Oof.

- You're better. - Oh!

- Daniel gets off on talking to the guests.

He's not a yachtie; he's a salesman.

So it's almost sometimes like he's acting

rather than working.

- Hey, look at that guy right there.

You're cool, but he's really cool.

Daniel-san is the man.

- Oh, my God.

- Can you make those milkshakes for us again?

- I'm gonna do my best, I promise.

Poor Bobby. - [laughs] Bam.

- "Danny's the man." I'm gonna lose my sháá.

I just don't want to fáááing hear it.

I'm fáááing sick and tired of this Goddamn kid.

Oh, God.

Now Danny's on this high pedestal,

and he's gonna think he's so fáááing cool.

- You can't do anything but laugh.

- It's not that I'm getting the digs.

It's that I can't deliver digs back.

- [sighs]

- We work so hard to help Danny

not fááá up left and right,

and for some reason,

Jerry loves this fáááing idiot,

and it is not helping me and Bryan.

"Like, dude, you don't even know the half about this kid."

You know?

- Whoo-ooh!

- Hopefully, he's just gonna be more of a yes-man

and more positive now

and just gonna do what I say without questioning it.

It's not Daniel's role

to try to create experiences that they're gonna remember.

We want them to enjoy the space that they're in

and create memories around themselves.

- Daniel-san! You're my man.

- We don't look to the greenest deckhand

to act like a clown on a yacht.

- Hannah's trying to keep it together.

- Don't let it get you.

- What's happening?

How's it going?

[people cheering]

- Okay, let's go with dinner, please.

- Can we just finish water and wine service?

- Um, you should have communicated that earlier.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- [slurring] Wait until you guys see what's coming.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Do you want to tell me what it is?

- Brown rice with roasted vegetables--

eggplants, peppers, onions-- and chopped almond.

- All right.

Feta saganyaki, brown rice with Mediterranean vegetables.

- What did you guys do without us?

Who was with you last night?

- Nobody, nobody.

- Well, I'm sorry you weren't there.

- I'm really competitive right now.

- Nobody-- - Is Angelina Jolie here?

- These are done. - Mmm.

- The feta cheese is good.

- It is America! - Excellent.

Are these appetizers?

- [laughs] This is dinner.

- Oh, that's dinner? - Yes.

- They're the entrées. [laughter]

- [slurring] All I care about

is the milkshakes with some rum or vodka in 'em.

- Sweet.

- Jerry, how good are the milkshakes?

- When the milkshake comes out,

you'll be like...

- Intense expression.

- No, you guys should stay. We're gonna have fun.

There's a hot tub on the upper deck.

It's awesome.

- Daniel-san!

- Yeah!

[laughs]

Better than him screaming "Daniel-san" every second.

- Danny has no idea of his position on board.

- I'm loving this crowd.

This is the crowd right here.

- I'm so sick of him getting in the way

of me doing my job.

- You are the charter king.

- [laughs]

- They love him.

- At least someone does.

- Enough people hate him, right?

- He looks like the Karate Kid.

- [laughs] I even have a bandana.

- Wax on, wax off.

- I'll put it on just for you. How about that?

- You're my man. - You're my man, baby.

- I think we have to think about

a slightly different schedule for tonight

'cause of late-night tender runs...

get all the guests back ashore.

It's just gonna be very time-consuming.

- It's Jen's night tonight.

- I thought that Daniel was late.

- No, he's been summoned to the galley.

He's gonna stay in there.

Captain, how do you feel

about Daniel being so interactive with the guests?

- I think he's doing more good in the galley

than he's doing with the guests.

I think we're just gonna have to gut it out.

- How y'all doing?

- All crew, all crew, wind speed is increasing.

- Jen, tie that line. - He's not gonna make it.

- Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá. - Stay down.

- I'm losing it. - This is not good.

- Daniel-san!

[laughs]

- Hey.

- So Ben is very aware

that having Danny in the galley drives me insane.

And Ben apologizes

and then yet decides to piss me off like that,

so he's very confusing.

- Benji!

- Straws? - Yeah, why not?

All right, if they're not sufficiently inebriated

after that, they might be immune to alcohol.

[laughter]

- Really? - Oh, here we go!

- Milkshake! - Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's delicious.

Hey, Ben, Ben, Ben!

Get out here, Ben! Get out here!

Ben-- - Oh, that's good, Ben.

- Is it? Good, good.

- Oh! - Cheers, everyone.

[overlapping chatter]

All right, guys, well, enjoy.

- Thank you, my man. - Cheers, everyone.

- How's your head?

- We got this.

Boys, boys.

- Wha-tooo!

[people cheering]

both: Wax on, wax off.

- Toyota. [imitating Japanese]

[laughter]

- Daniel-san!

I'm pretty sure these girls are over it

just as much as we are.

- Can they stay for a while tonight?

- Well, they'll get a ride too, later.

- It's not that we don't want to stay, but...

- Well, maybe we should go join them.

- We're boating from here to the other island.

- Deck crew, Hannah.

It looks like they're wrapping up dinner

and the girls might need a tender to shore.

- Okay, copy that. Game time, baby.

- You got my email.

- [grunts]

Bobby, Bobby, Bryan.

We're ready to go when they are.

- Cool. Copy that.

- Bobby! [people cheer]

- All right, time to go. He's the boss.

All right, we'll see you guys off.

- None of 'em got lucky.

Well, welcome to the club.

- You have my number.

- Take it easy, guys. - Bye!

- You did really well tonight.

- Can I touch on two things with you quickly?

- Yeah, go for it.

- Firstly, I got, like, a tiny bit annoyed tonight

because in the middle of my water, bread, wine service,

and you started sending food out.

- Honey-- - And now I need--

- Honey, hold on one second.

They were already at the table. - Yeah.

- All right.

- Okay.

- Hannah is gonna fight me tooth and nail...

on everything.

It never stops.

- But you also need to understand

that you're the one who's got him in the galley,

and this is also frustrating me to another level,

but I'm trying to, like--

- Well, he's doing a lot for you as well.

- What?

- He's cleaning your stations.

- I would much prefer to clean my own station

and him not be in the galley.

- I thought he was great.

- He's great because he's helping you out a lot,

and I understand that, and that's why I'm trying

to work with it, Ben.

- I'm glad you are, because it's my kitchen,

and if I decide that he's gonna work with me,

he's gonna decide to work with me.

- Okay. Yeah, yeah, cool.

- When Hannah's angry,

I would compare her to a bull in a bull ring.

- Sweet.

- And if that makes me the matador,

watch out, Hannah.

- Okay, thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

Have a nice evening.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Bryan, Bryan. - Yes?

- Just keep your eye over your shoulder

at the cliffs there.

We're getting pretty close.

The wind's picking up.

- Yeah, I will.

- Hannah.

- Oh, listen, thank you, I--

- Thanks.

You are the bomb.

Why are you down there?

- Oh, God, this feels good.

- You're so pretty.

- No. - Yes, you are.

I have great taste.

Maybe it's a girl thing,

or maybe it's a me specific thing,

but it's like when Ben pisses me off,

if I go and kind of do something with Bobby,

it's almost like a little bit of a dagger to Ben.

Bye, guys. - See you in a little bit.

Have fun.

- You look great.

- Good morning.

- Morning, Jerry. How you doing?

- I'm gonna be feeling pretty good here

in probably about an hour.

- [laughs]

- Is it gonna be cloudy like this all day?

- Well, that, I can't tell you.

- Hope it warms up a little bit.

We want to get in the water today.

- Oh, you will.

- See if my boys are awake yet.

All right. - Okay.

- See you later. - See you in a bit.

- Do you want a coffee? - Yes, please.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- I wonder where I might get coffee.

- Espresso?

- Maybe regular coffee.

Milk, cream. - Sure.

- Super. Thank you. - My pleasure.

- What the fááá is going on around here?

No one told me the guests are up.

I wish I had been woken earlier, guys, to be honest.

- Well, honey--

- I kind of want to know about it.

- Okay.

- I don't want to be late for the guests,

because now I have to throw something together real quick.

May as well do lamp chops for breakfast, actually.

- I think Ben and I have, like, got this relationship already

where it's just like--almost like an old married couple.

We bicker. We fight.

We put up with each other.

And that's it.

- Did I seem pretty drunk to you last night?

- No. - I remember the milkshake.

- Of course you do. [laughs]

- Yeah, that's all he remembered.

- I wasn't being stupid, was I?

- No. - Oh, jeez.

- Well, I got to go now.

[laughter]

Breakfast will be ready soon.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wow, this omelet's sexy as hell.

- Bryan, Bryan, looks like weather is clearing.

We need to be able to launch all the water toys

after breakfast.

- Copy that.

- Great. Thank you.

- I woke up at 7:00, though.

The boat was, like...

- All right, my lovelies.

I'm gonna get out these lamb choppy-woppies.

Just thought I'd put everyone in a good mood, you know?

I'm good at that.

- Is that all there is to go out right now?

- No, babe. No, babe. There's more, babe.

- Bacon and lamb cutlets.

- They call me the charter king, man.

- The charter king. - That's what they say.

"Daniel, you're the charter king."

- Good for you, man. - Thanks, man.

- Hopefully, that feels good.

But remember they're the Charter King.

- Hey, man, I already told them it's not about me.

It's about them.

I said it many times.

- This is the shrimp omelet.

- Where's everybody else's omelet?

- [chuckles] - Oh!

- Are they happy? - They are.

- All right, good.

- What's our plan, fellas?

- You guys want to do some Jet Skiing now?

- Yeah. - Let's do it.

- Mark, Mark, Bryan.

Guests are ready to get in the water.

- You're good to go.

You guys want to have a race around the boat?

- [yells] - Oh, my God.

- Whoo!

[upbeat music]

- The Jet Skis are old as sháá.

So are these guests. I think they can handle it.

♪ ♪

- All right, Bobby, you're breaking for lunch.

When you go for lunch, I'm gonna give you

an hour-and-a-half break.

- All right. - Okay?

♪ ♪

- I had so much fun last night.

You know what? I'll even claim it.

This charter is my favorite charter.

Yeah, you guys are my favorite charter.

[laughs]

- Copy that.

All right.

It's certainly getting windier.

- Definitely gonna make docking a real challenge.

We just want to get as much of the boat

as close to the dock as we can.

- Okay. - 'Cause it's gonna be nasty.

It's gonna be a tough one.

- I decided to do a little something special,

and we're gonna call this the MVP tip.

- It's crazy.

- Any guesses who that's going to?

- Hannah, a seagull flew by

and drank my complete drink.

- I'll make you another one.

- How we doing?

We're gonna head to the dock

and get us in a safe, secure place.

- Yeah, it's pretty windy here.

- We'll have lunch inside, then.

- That's fine, yeah.

- No problem.

- Look at those, man.

They're, like, 4, 5s out there.

- That is a 4-, 5-foot swell.

- 5-foot swells, baby.

- I've been part of a lot of dockage of large yachts,

and this is by far one of the hardest ones.

Because of the wind, everyone needs to operate efficiently.

All right, guys, so here's the game plan.

First line is gonna be the number two bowline.

That needs to get on,

'cause then he's gonna move forward on it.

It's gonna act as a spring line

and kind of help us kick our stern.

The second line that needs to go on is the number two

after running spring.

Now, Jen, are you comfortable on that?

- Yeah. - You sure?

- Aren't I always on that line?

- Yes, you are. It's gonna be crucial.

- Oh, wow.

- Those are good 3-footers out there, aren't they?

- I'm guessing 3 to 4.

- Okay, Captain, everyone's in position.

Lines are on. Tenders are out.

- Copy that.

- Here goes nothing.

- All crew, all crew, wind speed is increasing.

We need to get all of our lines on simultaneously,

or we're just gonna get pushed off the dock

and hanging from one.

- [snoring]

- Okay, go ahead!

- Bowline is on shore.

- Dude, seriously? - [laughs]

- That's not my shade.

- Jen, get that number 2 line on.

- Come on, baby. - Oh, no.

Go, go, go. - He's not gonna make it.

- Let it go! Let it go.

- Sháá, sháá, sháá.

Throw mine. Throw mine.

- As soon as you get any slack

on any of these lines, pull it in.

- You have a lot of slack on yours, Jen.

- What the fááá, Jen? Pick it up.

Jen, tie that line now.

- Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá.

- Stay down. What the fááá?

I'm losing it.

[dramatic music]

Pull up. Pull up. Pull. Watch your fingers.

Oh, man, this is not good.

Bobby, hold on. Hold on yours.

Make sure yours is tied off.

- That's all I got. - Pull up.

There you go. Okay, now let go.

- I've never left slack.

The boat was moving back or forward,

and I had to give it slack.

So sometimes he just jumps to conclusions.

- Okay, Captain, I think we're gonna be good on that one.

- Okay, sounds good. Good work, everybody.

- That sucked. - Yeah.

- It's been fun.

- Hey, man, I was gonna email

all the pictures that I took for you guys.

- I am on Facebook, yeah.

I'd like to keep in touch with you guys.

That'd be great. - Yeah, absolutely.

I always want a good salesperson,

so you just say the word; I'll hire you.

- All right, we'll figure something out.

- So I want to see the supermodels.

[laughs]

- There you go, man.

- People aren't paying, you know,

upwards of 200,000 Euros a week

to be photographed by the little deckhand, you know?

In front of guests,

you should never have your phone out anyway.

Your phone should be in your cabin.

It's just unacceptable.

- There you go, man.

- How big of a deck crew are you used to working with?

- Anywhere from, like, 4 to 20.

- 20 deck crew.

You like that style better?

- Well, I like the professionalism of those boats.

I think it's a little laidback here.

I'm not used to that.

- Never have I met someone

with so much false entitlement in my life.

That's what I don't like about those boats.

So bureaucratic.

She can't perform at the level that she says she is.

All right.

Good enough.

[both laugh]

- Yeah, you got memories for a lifetime now.

There you go.

I'll delete those on my phone as well.

Those pictures were for you guys.

It wasn't for me, so...

- Randy, you should see some of these pictures.

- It's bad to network with charter guests,

because it's unprofessional.

He's not here to build

lifelong relationships with the people paying for it.

[clears throat]

- Is there any way

we can do this a little bit later?

I think I have to get to work.

- Where's Jerry, Jerry?

- Soon as you get ready. - Yeah, yeah.

- All crew, all crew, guest departure.

Everybody in their whites in five minutes.

- Hey, no problem. It's what we do.

- I feel like I'm missing something.

- Bobby, my pleasure, man.

- I had a blast.

- Awesome, man, awesome. Awesome trip.

- I'm gonna miss you, brother. - I'm gonna miss you too, man.

- See you later. - Good to see you.

- Mwah. You too.

- Say, Captain, you run a tight ship here.

Some good people.

And, um, most importantly,

I want you guys to have a lot of fun with this, okay?

- Okay, I'll make sure that everybody does.

Thank you very much.

- And I decided to do a little something special,

and we're gonna call this the MVP tip.

Any guesses who that's going to?

Daniel-san, get over here.

You are the boat's MVP this trip, my man.

- Oh, man! Oh, man!

- This is a special little tip for you.

- Thank you. - Good job.

- I appreciate it, man.

Thank you so much.

- You're the man, buddy. - You're the man.

- I just can't wait for these guys to get off the boat

so we can start the deflation process

of Danny's head.

- All right.

- Thank you. - Bye.

- That's crazy.

- Hey, Danny? I'll take that.

[laughter]

- Have you seen my phone charger?

- I'll keep an eye out for it.

- Oh. Okay.

- All crew, all crew.

Tip meeting in five minutes.

[upbeat music]

- I'm getting text messages. It's cool.

- From who? - From the guests.

- What, do they have like a man-crush on you?

- I just did my job, and they were happy.

- Well, you just gave us extra money,

so that's good.

- That's for damn sure.

No matter what I do on this yacht,

there's nothing that I can do to make these guys happy.

I don't care about the money at this point.

I just--I don't want to fight.

- Sorry.

- Well, this is a pretty weird one, you guys.

- Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment

that you didn't try and get me fired?

- That was me showing my generous side.

- Sorry.

- Well, this is a pretty weird one, you guys.

They were kind of a wild bunch.

You put a little alcohol in them,

and it was tough to control them.

But when they brought the extra people over--

and that was--you know, you guys were able to respond to that,

13 people for dinner,

so that was a really great response, I thought,

'cause it could have been a nightmare--

I mean, and it almost was.

You barely got through it.

- But we did. - But we did.

We know the tip policy here

is one for all and all for one,

so Danny's 500-Euro envelope

got rolled into everybody else's.

So even though these guys had a grand old time

and they were really happy when they left,

this is 14,180 in Euros, and that's 16,000 U.S.

$1,180 is what it comes down to each.

- It's still kind of a small tip,

even with Danny's MVP tip, like, split among us.

[sighs] Sucks.

- Tonight's gonna be a night out, if you want.

Tomorrow's gonna be a turnaround day,

and then we're right back out again on Saturday.

Another one in the can, so to speak.

Move on to the next one.

Okay, thanks, everybody.

all: Thank you.

- [laughs]

[people talking and laughing]

I got kicked out of karate when I was six.

- Did you? - Yeah.

- What, literally? [laughter]

- Did you have fun last night?

- Yeah, it was chill.

I can't really open up when I'm working.

I still try to hold the professionalism

kind of thing, you know?

- They were a cool batch of guys, man.

- Yeah, they're cool, but you shouldn't be

the pivot point of their good time.

I feel like we're confusing you.

- I wasn't the pivot point.

- You had them screaming, "Daniel-san."

- The effect I have on people is something I can't help,

but clearly they loved it.

- When it comes to yachting, it just has to be

that five-star service.

And I could understand the confusion.

I'd be confused too.

But at the end of the day, this is not the standard

of which we operate.

- [clears throat]

Yes.

- I learned a lot from my father,

watching him dealing with his employees,

and he has a zero tolerance for bullsháá.

I'm not trying to be this mean boss.

- What else? Anything else?

- I can lead you to water.

You just have to be that guy that drinks it.

You go help Bobby.

- I'm on my way up.

- I'm annoyed, because I can't figure Ben out.

He's never tried, like, the tiniest thing,

even when we're drunk and alone.

- I can't see you with Ben.

I think you'd rip shreds out of each other.

It's like a love-hate relationship

you've got going on there.

- But Bobby's hot.

- I don't know.

- If he'd just shut up.

- [laughs] - That's the only thing.

He's so pretty.

- He's funny, is Bobby.

I would love for Hannah to go for Bobby.

I'm just like, you know, "Crack on."

Then I've got less problems.

- Do I have a cheeseburger?

Do I have fish and chips?

- Oh.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Come on, Bobby. Enough with the hair.

- All right. - All right, let's skedaddle.

[all cheering] - Skedaddle!

[laughter]

- I am not.

- All right, Cap, call us if you need us.

- All right, a left here and then another left.

- The Flamingo.

- I feel like this might be a civilized dinner.

It's your wine bottle, Tiffany.

- It's coming. It's coming.

- I should have worn my flamingo shirt for this.

- Thank you. You're sweet.

- Hey, bud. - What's up, buddy?

- How you doing? - Doing good. Yourself?

- Good. - Excellent, excellent.

- You guys should hold hands the whole meal.

That would be so romantic.

- Babe...

- [laughs]

- Thank you.

You cracked me up.

You know the night I had the migraine?

I went to bed, and I heard you and Danny

having an argument.

So I went to sleep to that, and I woke up,

and you guys were having a fáááing argument.

I was like, "Am I in the fáááing "Twilight Zone"?

"'Cause I swear the same fáááing argument

is going on again."

- It is so great to wake up--

or go to bed and wake up to that.

- Hannah and Bobby?

There is definitely a physical attraction,

but I don't think there's a lot going on up here.

[laughs]

- French fries!

- Cheers? Cheers?

- Bon appétit. - Is everyone happy?

- Mm, I'm so happy right now.

- Were you guys disappointed in the tip tonight?

- Yeah. I thought it was gonna be more.

- I did too.

I've never even seen an MVP tip.

- First time for everything. - That's right.

- You're a first time for everything.

- That's right, baby. [laughter]

- You did marvelously, though.

- Thank you. I really appreciate that, Ben.

- Me too.

- I want to go out. - It's 12:00.

- I wouldn't mind going out for, like--

- Don't get that thing near me.

- You're the one that burns me, all right?

And punches me. - I--watch--watch.

Don't put it on my fáááing back.

- Babe, this isn't the first time

I've had a fáááing cigarette, okay?

Do you want to make a big deal out of it?

You're so angry.

- Maybe if you weren't so grumpy,

I wouldn't be so hostile.

I don't want drama,

but I'm really sick of these stupid witty comments.

It's enough now.

Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hmm.

- Are we friends, or are we just work colleagues?

- Huh.

I think primarily we have to be work colleagues.

Yeah, and friends as well, you know?

So sometimes you have to forget your emotions.

- Yeah, but I think that might be, like,

a bit easier for you than it is for me.

- Do you want to switch me seats

so I don't just blow all that on you?

- Just blow that way? - Sure.

- Oh, you sense that?

- Sense it? I see it.

- You tried to throw me under the bus,

which was unforgiveable.

- When did I ever fáááing go to the captain on you?

- Honey, I didn't try and get you fired.

- Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment

that you didn't try and get me fired?

- Maybe.

- Wow.

- That was me showing my generous side.

- Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment

that you didn't try and get me fired?

- I just wasn't gonna be dobbed for a bad tip

in front of my fellow crewmates because of your blunder.

Maybe next time when you screw up that badly,

work with me.

- We are doing beef kababs with a red theme.

- Do we have anything, like, a bit more delicate?

- I thought it was hilarious, actually.

- I think it's fáááing hilarious as well,

and now you're worried about our fáááing tip.

- Worried about our tip?

- Listen, I don't know why you like to start drama, Hannah.

Like, that's all you ever do.

You just start drama. You start--

- Daniel. - Daniel, Daniel.

- Maybe... - Daniel, Daniel--

- Get the fááá away from me.

- You got a ugly-ass personality.

Keep stepping.

- Are you fáááing kidding me, you Smurf?

- Dan, Dan.

- What?

What have you got to say to me?

- I already said it to you.

- You think I have an ugly personality?

- Absolutely.

- Look who everyone fáááing hates

on this boat, mate.

- One nasty-ass personality.

- Guys, where did that all come from?

- It came from the sea, darling.

- I've put some money down. I'm gonna get her.

- Danny, you can have that.

[laughter]

- Hannah, Hannah.

- Get these cameras off me, please.

Now, please.

- Next on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- Mm-hmm. - [laughs]

If I want something, I go out and get it.

- "Primary charter guest is bringing on board

a group of her closest friends for a girls' retreat."

- When you toast, you're supposed to look

right into the person's eye.

- 'Cause otherwise it's-- - Seven years of bad sex.

- Are we gonna have sex now? - [laughs]

- Danny has been taking photos of charter guests.

He has been showing other charter guests.

- Showing the clients? Jeez, that kid.

- Yeah, you and me.

We need to sweep this up.

- Okay. Do you wanna? - No.

You're gonna do it.

- Bryan feels like he can go round

and boss every single person around.

- You don't speak to her like that.

- Get out of my face right now.

- He's getting aggressive with me.

You don't do that with women.

We don't want to be near you right now.

You're being aggressive.

What the fááá is wrong with you?

- Oh, sháá.

- Danny's staying in bed. He's got a fever right now.

- I always knew I shouldn't mess with Hannah too badly.

Danny may have overstepped that line.

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