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- Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

- I wanted to ask you something.

Can you just please say cop--got you.

- I didn't hear you. - I said "Daniel."

Daniel. Daniel.

Daniel, do you copy? - [laughs]

- Get off your ass and get sháá done.

[dramatic music]

I've given you so many fáááing second chances.

It's ridiculous.

- I'm gonna go to bed in a bit.

This guy, Bobby, he's kind of trying it on a little bit.

Matty?

Little ones!

- Is there love on the love boat here?

- No!

- Cheers, honey.

- My relationship with Ben is probably

in the best place it's been in.

Thanks for dinner. - Anytime.

- I can't believe this is an appetizer.

- This is an appetizer?

- We've got their mains coming down.

- Just two courses?

- Let's whip up those kebobs, please.

- She wants the kebobs on the grill to serve them.

♪ ♪

[horn blaring]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- What happened, babe?

- Uh, I didn't think that the pieces of

smoked salmon on toast was the entree.

I thought that was the-- - The entree?

- Can you stop using the word "entree," please?

Let's call them appetizers, of course starters, and mains.

Okay?

"Entree"--I don't even use that word.

- Well, we in Europe, hey?

- Hannah and I use the word "entree" very differently.

- Is entree the main in America?

- Entree is main. - Yeah.

Entree and starter are the same thing in Europe.

- "Entree" means "to enter" in French.

So she's actually using it correctly,

but the guests are American.

We have largely an American crew.

She needs to stop using this word.

- Listen-- - I didn't think--

- We've had this conversation a million times

that we were doing two courses, you said "yes."

- Okay, can we just get those on the grill?

Next time, give me a goddamn menu

and there won't be any mistakes.

[romantic music]

- I don't worry when I see these two together.

I don't worry.

And it makes a father proud.

- I just want to know what the main course was tonight.

- I don't know, mate, you know what?

You don't discuss your fáááing menus till they come on

the fáááing par anyway.

- Didn't we set the table up for two courses, as well?

- Ben, let's just get the other course out--

- Didn't we set the table up for two courses?

- Ben-- - Did we?

- Oh, fááá off.

- Don't fáááing mess with me.

- I'm shaking in my fáááing boots, mate.

- She could have mentioned that there was an issue

or potentially an issue.

Is there something you're not telling me?

- No.

- Are you sure you don't want me to throw these kebobs down?

- No, I don't think so. I think they're fine.

- And now it's ten minutes later,

and that's ten minutes more that they're not

gonna have their food.

- Ready? - Yup.

Beef skewers. Tenderloin.

- You can't keep abusing me when I'm on dinner service.

- Mmm. Wow.

- That's amazing.

- You can stay in the galley

and smack your pots and pans around,

but I'm, at the end of the day, front of house,

so give me a break.

- That was great. - That was good.

- Two for two tonight. - Oh, fantastic.

- Yeah. - Glad to hear it.

- That was number two of two courses, though, right?

- Oh, we're good with the entrees, correct?

- We're sure to eat it all if you guys had,

like, eight more courses.

[laughter]

- I'd be impressed.

- That was good. - #WhatDiet?

- Yeah, that's good, man.

♪ ♪

- I am not gonna back down.

♪ ♪

My big issue is that Hannah is not admitting

that she is to blame.

We are doing beef kebobs.

- Do we have anything, like, a bit more delicate?

- We'll do some smoked salmon. - Exactly.

- Have a little responsibility and say,

"Yeah, Ben, I screwed up."

Unfortunately tonight, it's just gone too far.

♪ ♪

Captain?

- What's happening?

- I don't often get dressed up in my monkey suit,

but tonight, I thought I'd give you the dignity.

Okay, so tonight, a problem arose

with our chief stewardess.

Under my instruction, they set the table for two courses.

And basically, Hannah said,

"They're expecting another course,"

and the table was set for two.

- Hannah, you have done not one thing wrong today.

Okay, so you made a little error.

He's not gonna go to the Captain about that and say,

"Hannah's done such a sháá job."

There's no way, 'cause you haven't.

- If we are friends, and we are work colleagues,

and you have any level of respect for our relationship,

you come to me about it.

You don't need to be going to the Captain,

especially in your epaulets.

- She decided to F and blind at me, and accused me of

not clarifying anything with her.

I just wanted you to be aware of all of this.

It just struck me as completely odd.

- In my almost 30 years of experience,

I've never had a crew member consciously go get changed

just to come up and talk to me about

what they considered to be a transgression between

them and another crew member.

- So if it unravels, I just want you to know the facts.

Nothing ever changed, it was always gonna be two courses.

- Well, that doesn't make any sense.

- Exactly. - Did she just forget?

- I don't know.

I'm finding it very difficult to grasp, actually.

- It's a little like babysitting.

I just don't think that I need to get involved with this.

I mean, this is something that the two professionals

should be able to resolve on their own.

- All right, well, thanks for letting me know.

- Well, thank you for your time.

♪ ♪

- You don't need to cry about it, come on.

- I don't want you to be done.

If it helps, I don't-- I promise,

I really don't want you to be done,

'cause I need you.

- You're being stupid.

He can't do anything.

There's no way.

- What?

- Why don't you go to bed? I finish up.

He's coming back in, okay? So don't--

[indistinct]

This is the ultimate betrayal.

The thing that hurts the most is,

I feel like we have formed a bond

that I thought was actually quite strong.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Last night, the guests were going,

"Go on, Bobby, give her a kiss on the cheek."

I was like, "What the hell?"

- Did he do it?

- No, I was like, ran-- I ran off.

- [laughs] - It's just awkward.

No one wants to be, "Oh, you fancy each other."

It's just awkward.

- So if you were single, is he your type?

- No. - Okay, okay.

That's what I thought. - He's too goofy.

- Yeah.

- Speaking of drama, Hannah had a huge argument with Ben.

Ben hiked to the Captain's. - Really?

- And then, I was up with her, 'cause she's so stressed out.

I tend to hide my stress quite a lot.

And I think being English, you just kind of--

try to squash it, is the best way of doing it.

Chin up, stick me in the laundry room, please.

This job, I can take. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- I didn't sleep very well last night, to be honest.

- Why not?

- I was a bit wound up by all that.

- I wonder why. [giggles]

- My mornings with Tiffany are so contrasting

to my evenings with Hurricane Hannah.

'Cause my chief stew was trying to sabotage me.

Which is nice, because I don't think

I'd be able to survive otherwise.

Which is always gonna end really well for them.

♪ ♪

- Hannah messed up last night, bro.

- Can you elaborate?

- Ben clearly stated that it was only gonna be a two course meal.

And she also set the table for two courses.

But then, she comes out of nowhere

and she needs the third course.

- So she told the guests that there was

gonna be three courses? - Yeah.

- Well, look, the relationship between the chef

and the chief stew is always a difficult one.

You know, Hannah's got a lot going on.

You know, she's running around, managing her two stews

and making sure things come out.

She's all other the place. - Yeah.

- Ben, at the same time, is doing the same thing.

When it comes the crew drama,

generally, it's the chief stew and the chef.

And I stay clear of that.

I don't want anything to do with that situation.

I have nothing to do with that situation,

and I'm not gonna choose sides.

- I wasn't gonna say anything.

- Yeah, let's stay out of it, huh?

- I was. Yeah.

- It's not our problem.

♪ ♪

- Call for Julia, I need help.

- I'm here. - Oh here, baby.

Sorry, I don't have a radio here.

- It's okay. - That's, um, for the primary.

That's to his request.

- I am nervous with Ben a little bit,

I've seen how he's reacted to Hannah,

and he's just a little bit unpredictable.

I find him a little bit scary.

♪ ♪

- Mmm.

Mmm, you guys need to get in on this.

Ben, how are you, sir? - Very well, how are you?

- Great breakfast, man. - Oh, thank you.

After last night, I'm gonna step in

and communicate as much as I can with the guests.

- Nicely done. - All right, well thank you,

guys, it was a pleasure.

- Thanks, Ben,. - Cheers.

♪ ♪

- Bryan, the whistles are hot,

so you can start pulling chain whenever you're ready.

- Okay, copy that. Let's let go of the bricks.

♪ ♪

Keep rolling that up.

Chain is dead ahead and tight.

♪ ♪

- Okay, it's in the pocket. - All right.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Cheers, guys.

Here's to a great end of a great trip.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Okay, Bryan, are you ready for us to slide in?

- Copy that. - Okay, here we go.

♪ ♪

Begin with fender positions and lines.

- Okay, Cap, we're looking pretty parallel to the dock.

Okay, that line's ready to go.

Stern line is on, stern line's on.

And it looks like we're good.

♪ ♪

- All crew, all crew. Guests departing.

Main deck aft.

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

Nah, Hannah, you'll be here. - All right.

Oh, we're doing it the other way?

- Yeah, you're usually here, right?

So you're over there. - [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Okay. - [laughter]

- Bryan, thank you. Nice to meet you.

- Nice meeting you, guys.

- Bye! - Lovely to have met you.

Take care, good luck with everything.

- Wow. - Thank you guys.

I hope you had fun. - You too.

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

- Captain. - Nice to meet you.

- You too.

- Hannah, last night...

I mean, it was so romantic.

You guys did a great job.

Ben, the food was phenomenal. - Thank you so much.

- You know, he best time?

The whole charter's right here.

You guys earned it.

- Thank you very much. Really, thank you.

- Thanks, you guys. We have a great time.

- Bye. - Buh-bye.

♪ ♪

- Attention all crew, can everybody get together

in five minutes?

- Copy for deck crew.

♪ ♪

- This morning's very awkward.

I've kind of been dreading Hannah.

♪ ♪

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

- How you doing, Cap?

- Well, another one under the belt.

The party last night was a kind of a tough night.

That whole situation with the miscommunications in the galley

was painful to listen to. - Ugh.

- And it really shows.

The tip's not as high as some of the others have been.

- Coming up...

- Hey, Jen. - Oh!

[laughter]

- You guys have never seen a mangina?

- No. - Oh!

- That's really disgusting.

- The tip's not as high as some of the others have been.

Total of 13,500.

That's Euros, of course.

Which comes out to 1,125 a piece.

For four people, this is pretty darn good, I think.

Thanks, Tiff, and your signature shots.

- Yeah, good job. - Everybody loves those.

Danny, thanks again for staying on the right track

that we talked about, so... - You've got it.

- Well done. - Thank you, Captain.

- We're all gonna kind of get rewarded for all your hard work

that you've done for this last charter.

And, um, today, it's gonna be a,

kind of a day at the beach thing.

- Oh, awesome. - All right.

- What? - Cool.

- Get rid of this farmer's tan.

- I'm obviously not getting fired.

I just need to get the fááá off this boat,

have a few Grey Gooses and have some fun.

- Okay, guys, thanks a bunch.

- Thanks, Captain. - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Oh, baby. - I forgot a towel.

- Look at this. [laughs]

Actually, I'll take a quick photo.

- Get out of there!

At this point in the season,

we all need to blow off some steam.

We've got a yacht that's gonna take us to the beach.

Day off, good timing.

- Bobby, get off me!

- This is such a comfortable couch.

- Bobby!

- Having the last charter guests kind of, like,

trying to get us to do a little smooching,

I'm hoping that on the beach today,

we can do a little drinking,

and maybe do a smooching.

I'm gonna wing it.

- It's gonna be a good day.

- [slurping]

♪ ♪

- Fááá, working on boats. This is the life.

♪ ♪

- A bottle of vodka and six Red Bull.

- Okay. - This is the best job ever.

I'm on vacation when I'm on break.

This is what it's all about.

This is so nice.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- [sighs]

- I've always got my eye on Bobby.

Especially when he's without his top.

- Are these swim shorts, Bob, or shorts?

- Swim shorts.

- You can see a bit of you butty crack.

- Don't look at my butt.

Your crotch crack is showing.

- What's that? - I don't know.

I thought it meant like a camel toe or something.

This little cloud here, it's got a face on it, that side.

Do you see? It's got a nose.

See? - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, see it?

A neck, everything, right?

- You all right, Jen? - You know what I wish?

- What?

- I can't--I can't have this conversation.

Bobby... - I feel it's a moment.

We're having fun.

So I'm just gonna roll with it.

You can do whatever you want. - I can't.

I'm walking away.

- That backfired. - [laughs]

I am a little bit worried.

I just don't want her to do something

that she's gonna regret, you know?

She's a good girl.

- Yeah, I'm all right, you?

Anything what?

Yeah, like, it's-- like, it's still going.

He's still saying stuff, but I can't--what can I do?

Matty's not happy, of course.

He doesn't want to hear about some guy creeping on me.

That's the last thing you want to hear.

I don't want you to worry about it.

I really don't want to talk about it right now.

If--it's all right.

Yeah, I love you.

All right, all right, all right.

Bye, baby.

♪ ♪

- Daniel. - All right, baby.

♪ ♪

- Perfect. - There it is, girl.

- Anyone versus America soccer?

First one to three.

- If I can't cheat, I'm not playing.

[laughs]

- I was just trying to make an exclamation point

of America conquering England.

- You are all English anyway, dickhead.

- I know, I'm English, she's English.

- [laughs]

- When we were in the Revolutionary War,

you guys, for 50 warships, gave up all your Bahamas territory.

So England was, like, "Yeah, right, cool."

Does Paul Revere mean anything to you?

- No. - Well, hey.

The beaches of Normandy, when Pearl Harbor went down,

we were like, "It's on like Donkey Kong."

- Please, we're on the beach on a day off,

and you're talking about Winston Churchill

and Pearl Harbor.

That is just too intense for a day off.

- We came together as one unit and just beat the German's down.

- Are you a unit? [laughs]

- Hold on, let me just take a knee

and let me-- ask that one more time.

- Bryan is like a Bugatti.

He goes from zero to drunk in about two seconds.

He's just a maniac.

Anything else you'd like to say, Captain America?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[sighs]

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, we've got bottle service.

- Do you mind if we just pop it in the shade?

- I promise I'm not drawing a penis.

- Um... let's talk about last night.

♪ ♪

I'm to blame as much as you.

And I wasn't willing to accept that last night.

Because I was just being a dick.

I haven't been handling it very well,

or if at all, until this point,

and, uh, she's been punished enough.

Let's move on.

- I have your back. - Good.

- In the middle of service, don't attack me like that,

because it's very difficult to be attacked like that

and then go in front of the guests.

- I know, but it felt like you were burning me,

and--because you just weren't communicating.

Also, please never use the word "entree."

You're the only one that uses it.

I don't use it. - Because I'm a Med girl.

And we're in the Med. - It's my food, okay?

And I'll call it what I want.

It's appetizers and starters or mains.

- The appetizers and starters are the same thing.

- Same. - Okay.

- And also, we have an American clientele.

I'm a--I speak American,

although I speak with an English accent.

And we have, largely, an American crew.

So let's just use "main."

- If you have a problem with me, we're gonna talk about it.

Never go to the fáááing Captain again.

- The reason why I went to the Captain is 'cause

I wanted to cover my ass

just in case they gave us a shite tip

and labeled it on that.

Honestly, I thought it was a conspiracy.

I thought it was-- I just, my brain goes--

- But do you think... - Babe I was frazzled.

- That I would fáááing do that to you?

Me, out of fáááing anyone?

- Honey, I was on my 17th hour in a galley of,

like, 150 degrees. It was fáááing insane.

- I get that. - I didn't get it, I didn't eat.

- Please know that I'm not gonna fááá you over.

I have your fáááing back, mate.

- Let's just fáááing move on, all right?

- Come here. - All right, baby.

- Okay? - Yeah.

So sorry that that had to happen.

It was bollocks.

- He's like the adorable puppy, you know?

He chews on your Christian Louboutin's,

but somehow, you still love him.

♪ ♪

- That's what you call a win.

- I thought that was the Wu-Tang Clan sign.

- I'm ready to go, are you? - Yeah.

- Let's get going. - Let's go, go, go!

- Get the other side on one of these Seabobs.

- Let's go, come on.

- [laughs]

Man down. Deck team, let's go.

- Today, everyone just seems to be chilled out.

No drama.

It's just a good day

rolling into a good night

and it's wonderful.

- [giggling] - No, just sit on my lap.

Don't lay on everybody.

- Coming up...

- You come after me like a little bunny rabbit.

- Hey!

Just throw him over the boat and get it over with.

I'm not gonna have you calling me a little bunny rabbit.

- Like you call me a mouse.

It's like "Tom and Jerry," bro.

You can be the cat, I'll be the mouse.

Guess who prevails?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey. - You got everything?

♪ ♪

- Perfect. - Hello, ma'am.

- Boom.

♪ ♪

- Jen, if you've had a shower...

- [blowing raspberry] - [screams]

Jen, help me.

- What do you want me to do? - It's her fault.

She started flirting with me first.

She goosed me!

- Boop! - Oh, my God!

- [laughs]

- You goosed me!

And she has done that five times.

- He traps me.

I got out of the bed to come here to get away from him,

and look at him.

- Well, that's just the way it is.

- Bobby's a hard one to tell sometimes, you know?

He seems to not be getting the message.

- Hey, Jen.

- Oh!

- Oh, I see his willy. - Is it out?

- I think Jen's curious.

- She asked me to see it the other day!

- No, you said you were gonna show me a mangina.

- You guys have never seen a mangina?

- No. - Please, I'm scared.

I don't want to see a mangina right now.

- Can you see the tip? - No, the tip's behind me!

Look, there's nothing there. - [laughs]

- It's hidden. - [laughs]

- I can't look!

Oh!

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

I thought seeing a tucked away penis

would be, like, a stepping stone

to me seeing an actual penis.

- I have to sleep in the same room.

- But that's really disgusting.

- Oh, no.

♪ ♪

- Who wants a beer?

Jen, come on, have a beer.

Hey, Danny, you want to play? - No, that's cool.

- Jen...

Good girl. - Yes.

Are you kidding me?

- Daniel, Jen, sun deck. Grab a bunch of beers.

- Yeah.

I'll do it. I'll be back.

- Bryan gets really aggressive when he drinks.

The way he treats people, it's just coming off as douchey.

- Who's drinking beers right now? Me.

- I'm not drinking nothing, man, I'm good.

- You don't like beer?

Ever? Not once?

In your life?

- Can I have a word with you, Bobby?

- What? - Can I have a word with you?

- What's up? - Can you just come upstairs?

Do you mind putting a top on?

- Oh, boy, I'm in trouble.

I need to put a top on? - Yeah, please.

For the love of God.

Bobby's Bobby.

I don't find him attractive in that way.

You know, he's not my kind of guy.

There's nothing sexual there.

There's just not.

Hey, Bobby.

Do you feel like your coming into the headmistress's office?

- You're gonna yell at me, I know it.

- No, I'm not gonna yell at you.

I just want to say, like,

I've been with my boyfriend for two years.

Sometimes my sweetness can come off as flirting,

but I've got a guy that I really love,

and I don't want this--I don't want it to be messed up.

- I won't mess it up. - Okay. Please.

- You are being flirty, though.

- Whatever, like, if you take that as flirting, that's--

but I'm quite an open, touchy-feely person, anyway.

I just don't want it to look really bad.

- Well, I'm not trying to make it look bad.

- Yeah, but if you're, like, chasing me around, like,

it's not gonna look great, is it?

You know, I can take certain things.

I just don't want him looking like a fool, you know?

- I'm so jealous of her boyfriend.

This guy is-- has no idea how lucky he is

to have a girl like her.

It's a bummer, you know?

- I won't do it again.

- Thank you.

- I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I like you.

- Okay.

Hug it out?

- I'm sorry I put you in that position.

[both laugh]

- It's okay.

Okay, you can let go.

Thank you. All right, Bobs.

Thanks. - Good night.

- Night night.

- What's going on?

- I know Bobby gives you sháá every once in a while.

- It's a lot less, though, now.

We had our difficulties and we were bumping heads.

But that's gonna happen, you know?

And as long as we hash it out and we handle it--

- Exactly. And we're killing it.

We are saving the fáááing interior crew's ass.

You're saving Ben's ass.

Which is great. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna try to give you some more time,

because you can really help him out.

The second thing, too--

do not take Ben's back.

If Ben is arguing with the chief stew,

I don't want you to jump in, I don't want you to intervene--

- Hold up, hold up.

There's a difference between getting someone's back

and then stating the facts.

- But you need to be a silent mouse.

- He's taking advantage of me being on thin ice.

Because if I wasn't on thin ice,

I could say more of the things

that I want to say, but I can't.

I don't want to play that game no more.

That means I can't have any opinion.

- No, you can't. - I can, I'm a human being.

We all have opinions.

- You're just gonna piss off Hannah especially,

because you're the junior deckhand.

- I don't want to talk about this.

- No, no, no--

- I don't want to talk about this.

- No, no.

- To me, Bryan is an awful boss.

- No, I'm done right now.

- He's immature, borderline alcoholic.

- You are a junior deckhand, you shouldn't even

belong in that galley.

- Misogynistic, condescending.

I just think he's kind of a sháááy person.

- No, you need to be a soldier in this.

Don't you understand the dynamics?

That's how this works. You are here to be a worker bee.

- I'm not sure what the fááá is going on, but...

- Here are the issues, buddy--

- Don't say "buddy," come on. - No, no, no, shh.

Don't come at me. - Hey, hey, hey.

- No, no, no. - There's no need for that.

- You're not getting the point of when the chef

and the chief stew get in an argument,

you need to be a mouse in the galley, and that's it.

- My father is an alcoholic.

And due to that drinking, I'm very experienced

with very aggressive situations.

I'm not scared that he's coming at me.

Not scared.

- You know, obviously,

this whole big yachting thing isn't for you.

- We're done.

You don't tell me what's for me and what's not for me.

- Hey. - We're done.

- You're not getting it, Daniel--

- We've had a few drinks-- - No, no, I'm fine.

I'm sober as hell.

I'm, like, sober as a judge right now.

- Hannah, don't worry about it. - Let's not go there.

- It's okay. - Fáááing tell me what I can--

- Hannah, I get it. I get it, it's okay.

- Fááá.

♪ ♪

- Danny, what'd you do? - I didn't do anything.

- I don't think he did anything. I actually don't.

- You got to have respect, Danny.

Just chill.

- It's not about that, either, Danny.

Come on, don't dig.

That's bullsháá. - Well, what happened out there?

- You know what? It's done. It's over.

- Yeah, yeah, okay. Good, good, good.

- I feel like you're just getting sháá on,

and I don't like it.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Are you guys allowed to drink with the guests at all?

- No, definitely not allowed to drink.

- If you bribe the Captain and you get us out,

I'll find you some girls, all right?

[upbeat music]

- My hangover's just killing me.

♪ ♪

- My head is pounding.

- I don't want this.

- What? - Put them back in the water.

- Hannah is, like, rock and roll and cool as fááá.

And so the last thing in want to do is, like,

have some kind of romantic engagement with her,

because either way,

someone's gonna hate each other, right?

- Bryan, Ben, and Hannah, could you guy come

to the bridge for a preference sheet meeting, please?

- Yep, copy that.

♪ ♪

- So how are things with you guys?

- Things are really good, actually.

- Ben and Hannah have come a long way in their communication.

I think they just need to come to grips with each other

and respect each other and understand each other.

And they have.

Okay, well, I sure hope you're ready for this one.

- Oh, boy.

- Bachelor's looking for target-rich environments.

Jerry and his friends are all successful entrepreneurs.

All five guys are single and interested in

meeting single women in exotic locale.

- I've been on my own trips with guy friends,

and it's great 'cause usually, you know,

you pick up chicks wherever you go.

- So we are going to Mykonos tomorrow.

Because of this. - Oh, cool.

- Yay.

The funniest thing is, we're going to Mykonos,

which is the gay capital of Europe.

So I'm not sure if anyone else is actually aware of that,

but, uh, I think I'm just gonna play along as see it pans out.

- No dislikes, which is kind of interesting.

- That's great.

- So that's it-- let's get these things posted.

Away we go. - All right.

- Thank you, - Thank you, Captain.

♪ ♪

- Fááá.

Every fáááing time.

Fááá Bryan. - What'd he say?

- Last night, he kept... [snapping fingers]

Digging, you know? - Well, this is his life peak.

Like he's a 28-year-old frat boy.

- Yeah. - 'Cause this is probably the

best thing that ever happened to him and it'll be over soon.

- No, but it's another thing when you come at someone,

and you attack them, and you call them a mouse--

"Hey, buddy." - Yeah.

- Like, what the fááá? No, I'm not your buddy.

- He can suck a big one and I have no respect for him.

Who the fááá does he think he is?

- I don't know.

- Hey, what're you guys talking about?

[dramatic music]

- You. We're talking about you.

- What do you want to say?

- I can't have an opinion, so I can't say anything.

- Why can't you be a yes man?

Why do you have to be such a little bitch

about everything and fight me on everything, dude?

- "You're a mouse, you're a yes man,

you got to be a soldier, you can't use your brain."

Like, what the fááá, man?

[imitating robot] Am I a robot? I am--

Well, guess what? I don't fáááing compute, Bryan.

I'm fáááing, like-- come on, dude.

- You're being ridiculous, man. - I'm not.

How do you talk to me like that, bro?

All I'm asking you to do is just go, "You got it."

But no, you fight me on it, man.

- What I fought you on is you telling me,

"You can't have someone's back."

I'm on thin ice.

But I can't take it no more.

I don't like to be bullied, and he's bullying me.

- We're moving on.

- No, no, I move on all the time.

You come after me like a little bunny rabbit.

- Hey! - And then--

- You need to watch yourself, dude.

- And then you start something.

- I' m not gonna have you calling me

a little bunny rabbit. - Like you call me a mouse?

It's like "Tom and Jerry," bro.

You can be the cat, I'll be the mouse,

Guess who prevails? This guy.

- Look how ridiculous you are right now.

- I don't look ridiculous. - You're not gonna prevail.

Dude, you're about to get fáááing fired.

- I'm not gonna get fired. - It's about to happen, dude.

- I do my job, I'm progressing--

- No, you're--okay, you're pretty sháááy at your job,

you're slow as hell-- - No, I'm not.

- Yes you are, dude. I'm trying to help you,

but now I'm just getting annoyed.

- Bryan speaks without caring about anyone else's feelings,

but I think there's a difference between putting your foot down

and putting your foot in your mouth,

and, uh, Daniel doesn't know the difference.

- You just want to instigate stuff,

and you want to cause problems.

- Absolutely not, dude, I'm--no, I do not want to cause problems.

Are you kidding me?

I'm supposed to be the problem-solver here.

- And you're not. You cause problems.

- In my opinion, you're the issue here.

- That's fine.

If that's the opinion you would like to have,

you're more than welcome to have that opinion.

- Don't try to rub that back in my face.

- All right.

- Throw him over the boat and get it over with.

- It's okay.

- All right, well, look, let's get back to work.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I did some stupid sháá last night.

I was so drunk.

♪ ♪

I'm gonna respect her space and, you know,

I told her, I'm not gonna flirt with her anymore.

It's a bummer that things are gonna change,

and I don't know if they're gonna go back to normal.

♪ ♪

- Did you drink at all yesterday?

- No, forget that, I had a rum and Coke.

There's no way. I don't want to kill my liver.

Bobby's got a hangover now, do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, it's fine. It's not awkward.

- I felt so bad for you yesterday.

- What happened with you and Jules last night?

- She sits me down, and she's like,

"Listen, this has got to stop."

You know, "I think we're taking it too far."

- I got a bit "emosh."

- I felt bad, 'cause she started tearing up a little bit.

And I'm like, "I'm sorry, I'll stop."

I'm like, you know, "Flirting's done."

Now I just feel sad and I feel like an assáááá

because I put her in this situation.

And I got to deal with it.

- She's very sensitive.

- Yeah, he was a bit livid.

He was like, "I'll knock his lights out."

I was like, "Well, try, 'cause he's about 6'4."

[both laugh]

"But you can have a go."

- She said, "I don't appreciate that."

I'm saying she is flirting. - Yeah, that's bullsháá.

- I wanted to be like, "You're flirting just as hard,

that even the charter guests know it."

- Right, right, right.

- 'Cause when there's distance, sometimes I can't text him,

sometimes I can't call him, he's gonna be, like,

all freaking out 'cause he trusts me,

but he don't trust other guys creeping.

I'm putting Matty through enough as it is, you know?

I've been away from him for four months.

I love him dearly, and I don't ever

want to hurt Matty.

- Do you think he's gonna back off?

- I hope so. - It's not his fault.

You're just adorable. - [laughs]

♪ ♪

- All crew, all crew, everybody in their whites

and on the cruise deck aft in 15

for guests' arrival.

♪ ♪

- Have a good charter, all right?

- Sounds good to me. - Mm-hmm.

- That's a big, ass boat.

- Coming up... - We going to party!

Mykonos, here we come, baby!

All champagne are on the house!

- My man, Daniel, he sacked up.

- Probably about 150 feet. - That's a big, ass boat.

Hello. Hello! all: Hello.

- Good afternoon. Welcome aboard.

Mark Howard. Nice to meet you. - Mark.

- Hey, I'm Steve. - Steve, nice to meet you.

[overlapping introductions]

- Danny, nice to meet ya. - Well, welcome aboard, guys.

We ready for some fun? - Absolutely.

- Whatever the weather will allow us.

It's gonna be a little windy and a little choppy today.

- You might want to get him some Dramamine.

Either that, or we're gonna have to shoot him

with a flare gun. [laughter]

- I was hoping for a group of bachelors...

but not this age.

Maybe, like some college kids.

But, then again, they'd probably stay up

till 6:00 am drinking, so maybe not.

This might've been the lesser of two evils.

- Whoo-hoo! [laughter]

- Hannah's gonna give you a little tour of the boat

and we're gonna get out of here. - Sa-weet!

- This is the sun deck.

Jacuzzi and your upper lounge area.

- I might be sleeping right there.

- [laughs]

- This is the formal dining room.

- The master. - Oh, blue, my favorite color.

- Oh, Jerry, come on, you don't really want this.

- Jerry and you and your bubble bath, all by yourself.

- Very nice.

- So this is the next best room? - Ooh, yes.

Number three and over here is number four.

- They have to sleep in the same bed together?

- Yeah. - Are you serious?

[laughter] - No, way.

- Let's show them what they're gonna have to do.

Randy, come on, lay down next to me.

You want to be front or back spoon?

- Now there you go. - This is good.

You got to go Greek! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

♪ ♪

- Is Tiffany available to take a picture?

- Thank you. - Appreciate it.

- Thank you very much.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, it's rough. Behind my eyes.

- I don't really have a history of migraines.

I really think all the unnecessary stress

that went on last charter is just got into me

and coming out in a migraine.

- Don't want you ill. Why don't you go to bed now?

Try and sleep it off. - Okay.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Okay, I'll go talk to Tiff.

♪ ♪

- You want to go sit out? - Oh, go upstairs?

- Okay. - For a pop?

- Hey, gentlemen, how you doing? - You guys changed.

- Yeah. - That was fast.

- Well, that's the way we got to move, you know?

- Do you guys party with the guests at all?

Are you guys allowed to drink? - No.

Definitely not allowed to drink. - Never? We're gonna--

I'm gonna make that happen. You want a tip?

Your staff gets to drink. - Well, hey...

- If you buy out the Captain and you get us out,

I'll find you some girls. All right?

- [groans] Okay, here we go again.

- [laughing] - You're gonna find the girls?

- Oh, man.

- I would think he would be finding the girls.

- I got the tricks up the sleeves.

I got the moves. - Oh, look at that.

Got you some guns.

- We're all looking forward to this trip.

It's on a great charter.

- Tiffany, just to let you know,

I sent Hannah to bed 'cause she's got a headache

behind her eyes. Do you think that we should

do service ourselves? - Yeah.

- Do you think we can handle it?

- They need to eat and she's asleep.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Bobby.

♪ ♪

- Uh, we've got clearance from the Coast Guard

to get out of here before the ferry.

It's gonna be a fast departuring 'cause I'm gonna

come out of here hot. - Okay, no problem.

- So keep your eye open for traffic behind us.

When there's another ferry coming in,

you have to vacate that spot.

- Okay, deck, we're gonna do Jen first.

- Copy that. - Then Bobby,

then me and then Daniel. - Standing by at three.

- Starboard ahead at clear.

Release lines whenever you're ready.

- Bow lines in. - Starboard to stern clear.

Bow to port.

- Port ahead. - Port ahead to clear.

Jen, it's you.

- Breast line clear.

- All lines off. All lines off.

No approaching vessels at stern. We're clear. Ready to go.

♪ ♪

- Okay, gentlemen and ladies, good job.

♪ ♪

- I think Julia's been noticing that I've, like,

completely backed off her.

I feel like the only way to not flirt with Julia

is to avoid her and it sucks.

- The thing with Julia is she's just kind of like me.

Like, I'm goofy-- - She is nothing like you.

- No, no. - [laughs]

- In the sense of being fun, goofy, personable.

Sometimes people take that the wrong way

and they think that-- - Well, your flirting is creepy

where hers is cute. - [scoffs]

- I don't think you know girls

the way you think you know girls.

- Hey, what works for me works for me.

- Yeah, I mean, yeah, if you want to flirt with

some dogs and get some dogs, you get some dogs,

but if you want to flirt with a woman

and get a high-quality woman, you don't flirt with them

the way you flirt with them. - How I do my thing

and I always end up doing what I want,

so it's all good. - Oh, my God.

You're such a douche bag.

♪ ♪

- Okay, we're all good to drop now.

♪ ♪

- Okay, are we clear on what this is, guys?

- Tuna tartare, baby greens,

with a miso lime dressing. - Correctamundo.

I'd like them to see it the way I am seeing it, please.

- Oh, look at this. Here we go.

- Tuna tartare with baby greens

and miso lime dressing. Enjoy.

♪ ♪

- This is spectacular.

- Cheers to the first three hours, man, on the boat.

- This is three hours already? - Hey, guys.

- There's our Captain. So, I have a request.

- Sure. - Daniel, Bryan, and Bobby.

We would like them to accompany us

on the beach this afternoon.

We'll, uh, make sure they have no alcohol.

Can we make that happen? - Sure, we can make that happen.

- Awesome. - The itinerary says nothing

except "getting girls."

- It's like I wrote it myself. - That's where you come in.

Like you wrote it yourself. - Bryan, Bryan,

could you break away for a minute

and come up to the bridge?

- Yes, no problem. Be right there.

- I'm gonna get all of it. - Sweet, dude.

[knocks on door] Hey, Captain.

- So, their little special request

is that they wanted to see if all of you guys

can join them on the beach this afternoon.

I don't think we can do all of you guys,

but we can do two. - Hell yeah.

Beach, babes, drinks, Bobby and I.

Ready to go.

- The logical choice would be...

Bobby and Danny.

I chose Bryan to stay on the boat because he can do the job

of both Danny and Bobby.

- And are they allowed to drink?

- Let's have them not drinking. - No drinking.

- Yeah, no drinking. Let's just make it simple.

It's not ideal to have crew members

going ashore with guests, but in this case,

they asked for it, so whatever they want,

we give them.

- All right. - Okay, thank you.

♪ ♪

- So, the Captain's gonna allow just you two to go.

- Wait, what? What about you, man?

- I'm not involved. He wants me to stay onboard.

And Captain has said, uh, no drinking.

- No drinking. - So keep it sober,

but you have a good time. - [laughs]

- I'm kind of stoaked to go,

but I'm bummed, 'cause I have to go with Danny.

♪ ♪

- Yeah. - [cheers]

- You guys ready to have a good time?

- What you doing with my hat on?

- There you go, bro. [laughs]

- Does this look better on me or him?

- No, man, that's all you. - Okay, guys...

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

We going to party!

Mykonos, here we come, baby!

- This sucks.

- Welcome to Greece!

♪ ♪

Mykonos, Greece. It's a party island.

We're gonna have a good time.

I'm gonna get in my zone. Oh!

They don't even know what's gonna hit them.

How y'all doing, tonight? - Good, how are you?

- I'm great. I'm on vacation right now!

How about y'all? Where you coming from?

Canada. How about you?

South Carolina. - I'm Ashley.

- Ashley. This is so exciting.

- Kimea. - Kimea, all right.

- There was a bunch of babes around,

there's partying and dancing, drinking,

shots going on, I'm like, "Sign me up...

but without Danny."

- Can I get champagne?

Eh, shots with Red Bull.

Thank you very much.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Let's all just get a little wild and crazy.

[laughing] Let's keep it flowing.

- I know Danny is on his high horse.

He thinks he's got more game than me.

- What is this? What is this?

- But it's just situational.

- Guys, we got a big cocktail.

Let's all enjoy it. [cheering]

Everyone get in on this.

- You think, like, you're this cool dude

bringing all this booze and the frickin' charter guests

are the ones paying for it.

- Jerry! Steve! Get on this!

- Where's the game in that?

- All champagne from now on are on the house!

[cheers] Champagne!

Free cha--keep drinking champagne, ladies.

My man, Daniel, he stacks up.

Yeah, he's a wild one.

- Next on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- You've got Danny in the galley and this is frustrating me

to another level, okay? - This is my kitchen

and if I decide that he's gonna work with me,

he's gonna decide to work with me.

- Hannah needs to chill out a bit.

She's getting annoyed with Ben.

I feel hugely caught in the middle.

- Hannah, Hannah, Daniel. - Go ahead, Daniel.

- We have an extra eight guests.

- Copy that, thanks. - I think they just said

How many guests tonight, Ben?"

- Well, I'd like to know the answer, please.

- 13 people.

- All crew. All crew. Wind speed is increasing.

- Jen, tie that line now.

- You have a lot of slack on yours, Jen.

- She's not gonna make it. - Sháá. Sháá. Sháá. Sháá.

- Stay down. I'm losing it. This is not good.

- Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment

that you didn't try and get me fired?

- That was me showing my generous side.

- I don't know why you like to start drama, Hannah.

- Get the fááá away from me.

- Daniel. Daniel!

- Keep stepping. - What?

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