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- Previously on "Below Deck Med."...

- There's feeding going on here.

- Thanks for looking out.

- Do you got a little something for Bryan?

- Yeah. Bryan's definitely my type.

He's a little surfer boy. He's fit.

- No, I just think you can do it.

- Thanks, Mr. Robinson.

- I think Tiffany's really cute.

Yeah, she's weird, but she's smart, and I like that.

I haven't met anyone like you.

- We got a lot of sháá to take care of.

- Okay.

- Explained to you in every single fáááing way

we possibly could why that's not okay,

and now you went and did it behind our backs.

- Now you've got two strikes against you.

Three, you're definitely out of here.

Hannah's sweet, but the chief stew and chef

is the hardest relationship to work.

- I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

- I'm going to bed. - Me, too, let's go.

Get in there.

- [laughs]

[foghorn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Let's go to my mattress. - All right. It's all good.

- Sexual love is in the air.

You're absolutely crazy.

- [laughs]

- What the fááá? - Oh, fááá.

- All right, listen, I'm not in fáááing high school.

Get the fááá out of here, both of you, all right?

I'm serious.

- Yeah, I'm fáááing serious. - Okay.

- Get the fááá out of here.

This isn't a fáááing frat house,

I don't' want to be part of his good time.

I don't want to be in the room with his good time.

I just think he should bugger off and go

and good-time somewhere else.

- You too, bro.

♪ ♪

- Oof. Nice.

- What are you doing in my dungeon?

- I'm trying to find my underwear.

Oh, here we go.

- I know that Bryan's a frat boy,

and flirting is what they're good at.

- Want to trade massages? - Yeah, sure.

- Hey, Tiffany, um,

both of you, can I just say something?

I think I overreacted,

and I shouldn't of sworn and yelled and--

- Oh, no, no, no. - I could've handled it better.

- Totally chill, brother.

- Look, water under the bridge, okay?

- Yeah, absolutely. - I--you know,

it's just kind of--

There's a lot nicer places to go.

Promise you. - Yeah, I agree.

- Hint, hint, hot tub, double beds.

- I don't want to clean those places.

- Just not in that little hovel that I happen to share.

I'm a big believer in sex.

If anyone's gonna get it on with Tiffany,

it's gonna be me, really, isn't it?

- Cheers, Ben.

- So did you guys do any thing last night.

You just make out or anything?

- We just started snuggling and like, getting comfortable,

and then Ben came in.

- Damn it. - I know. It's okay.

There's one thing I got. Time.

♪ ♪

- Bryan. Bryan. You, Hannah, and Ben to the bridge.

♪ ♪

Looks like what we have here is a one-day charter.

- That's perfect.

- Kenny and Brian are best friends.

Apparently these guys are Oklahoma millionaires.

Obviously they're going to be used to the five-star treatment.

- I don't know much about Oklahoma.

I saw the Broadway. That's about it.

- So we've got a beach picnic.

Big water sports people.

Snorkel and play with water toys.

- Awesome. - "A country-themed dance party

with line dancing and two-stepping."

- I'm sure you're really familiar

with all of that.

- Oh, yeah.

It would be cool if we could get, like,

a big thing of...

- What? - A hay bale.

- A hay bale, yeah. - What is it?

Hays of bale?

- Oh, I'm going here already.

- Nice.

- Thanks a bunch.

- Thank you. - Thanks, Captain.

- We have the preference sheet. - Dump it out on me, baby.

Let's see it.

- Millionaires from Oklahoma.

- [gasps] Has his own plane.

- Yeah, yeah, they're rich,

and they want to have a country themed dance party.

- Oh.

- Bow-ba-ba-bow-ba- ba-bow-ba-ba.

- They're gonna be expecting topnotch service.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

- We learned a lot from our last charter.

This charter, let's have a good one,

so watch your step Danny.

You know? - I got you,

and I'm gonna do good for you guys.

- Daniel's on very, very thin ice.

If he doesn't flip the script and start acting the way

that I want him to, he could be fired real quick.

So yeah, that's it, y'all.

- Sounds good. - Let's do it, baby.

♪ ♪

- I've got a five--four feta

and five simi. Is that enough?

- Huh? - I've got--

What are you laughing at?

- I thought you said "semi."

You did? [laughing]

- How old are you? Seriously.

- Two?

- Ben definitely gives off mixed messages.

If you like me, then you just need to say it,

otherwise just be honest

instead of playing games like in school.

13? - Old enough to get a semi.

13, yeah, there you go. - Gross.

- Ugh. [laughs]

- How's it going? - Hi.

- The windows look great, but let's see

if we can't do it faster. Cool?

- Okay. - All right, thank you.

Daniel-son, did you see the spots on the stairs

I was talking about right here?

Okay, all the way--almost all the way down the stairs.

Then look at on top here? - Yeah.

- And there's this.

And I specifically pointed that out.

- I need to get on Bryan's good side.

I just got to be that "yes" man.

- See these railings? Had to hit them again.

They're super salty, dude.

- [sighs] It sucks so bad.

♪ ♪

- Can you pass me the honey, honey?

- Tiff and I, we're just kind of going with the flow,

and if we have an opportunity

to take it to the next level, I don't think I'd stop.

Hey, can you hand me a little spoon?

- Oh, Jesus. - Tiff.

- Captains are supposed to work inside.

- You're not a captain, are you?

[upbeat banjo music]

- Deck crew, we have provisions.

- Hello. These our hay bales?

Bobby. Bobby. It's Julia.

- I just love the way she says my name.

Oh, my God. - Go ahead.

Julia could tell me to scrub toilets all day

long with that accent, and I'm on it.

They weren't joking.

- No, Hannah's on it.

- About to have a ho down over here.

- All crew. All crew.

Heads up. No smoking on the aft deck.

There's hay on the aft deck. - Oh, my Lord.

This is gonna make a mess. - Thank you so much.

Aah!

My hay's here. - Your hay is here.

- How fáááing cool is that?

- I'm not looking forward to the clean up.

- Now we just need to learn how to line dance.

- Hey, baby. - You got sháá all over you now.

- It's all good, brother.

- I'm trying with him,

but at the same time, my bank account

is running low on patience with Danny.

- We need cowboy hats. - I'll work something out.

♪ ♪

[rock music]

- Okay, looking good. Looking good.

- You want me to start detailing the windows on the bridge deck?

- I think Jen already did that.

Did you, Jen? - Sure.

- I think Jen's come pretty far.

She's picking up the slack that we're missing from Daniel,

and I appreciate her attitude.

Good, good, good. Thank you.

- Julia and Tiffany, can I have a minute?

So basically what we're gonna do,

Julia and me on the beach picnic,

and then you here pulling every thing

for dinner tonight with the decorations

which it can be very obvious it's a country theme.

I've been sipping rosé in the south of France

for the past five years,

so I must admit, not a lot of experience in country,

so I'm gonna turn to Tiffany on this one 'cause

she seems a bit country bumpkin.

- What about doing the placemats out of hay,

like scatter them about? No?

- I'll figure something out. - Yeah?

- Yeah, and what are we wearing tonight?

- There's nothing more country than Daisy Dukes in my eyes.

- And what are we doing around the bottom half?

- Daisy Dukes. - What are they?

- Short-shorts. - Jean shorts?

- Like denim shorts. - Really?

I don't want to be in short-shorts

in front of the-- Do you know what I mean?

And them creeping, it's--Ugh.

- Okay, but let's try and pull it out of a hat.

- All crew. All crew.

Guests arriving. Make sure you're in your whites please.

♪ ♪

- Clip this on your back.

♪ ♪

- Okay, gang, they're walking on the boat.

And here we go. - Coming up.

- Your head is not where it needs to be.

- You got your tampon up your pussy right now, bro.

Take it out.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, gang, they're walking on the boat.

- Looks like three levels of party.

- I know nothing about Oklahoma,

but I'm guessing they speak kind of slow like this.

- Greetings. - How're you doing?

- Welcome aboard. Mark Howard. - Captain.

- Nice to meet you. - Bryan.

- Ken. - Nice to meet you, Ken.

- I'm Amber. - Hi, Amber.

- Nice to meet you. - Julia. Nice to meet you.

- "I like waffles and bacon." Like, it's kind of like that.

- Well, welcome aboard the "Ionian Princess."

Hannah's gonna take you around the yacht,

and we'll get you taken care of. - Sounds great.

♪ ♪

- Okay, so this is our sundeck.

- Beautiful. - Got a Jacuzzi.

- Have to use that later. - Yeah.

- Pretty amazing. - Look at this thing.

It's a fáááing tank.

Yep, I got it.

- This is the main saloon.

- Oh, this is gorgeous.

- How long have you been stewing?

- Six years. - Like babysitting?

- We're not babysitting Russian billionaires.

- Best thing that's coming out of Russia is strippers.

♪ ♪

- So we'll start in the master.

- Better go check out the bathroom.

- Yeah, 'cause that's what matters.

- Wow. - It's beautiful. See the swan?

- Yeah.

- If you need any thing, just come find me.

- Okay. All right. - Okay?

- Once everybody's in position, let me know.

- Cap, we're ready to go.

- Bobby, you can release lines whenever you're ready.

♪ ♪

Bowline line one is in.

- Bow to port.

- Jen, slack this spring. Beautiful.

- Number two bowlines are pulled in.

Okay, Captain, all lines are free.

♪ ♪

- Okay, gentlemen and ladies, good job.

- Bobby, you just want to help hold both of the lines here?

You can throw some of them in the locker.

- What's going on with this one?

This is Danny's? - Yeah.

- What the fááá is this?

It's just like, "Oh, my God, are you kidding me?"

♪ ♪

- Hi. - How you going?

- About time for a drink. - Ooh.

- What kind of vodkas do you have?

- We have vanilla, citron, mandarin, and pear.

- Can I have a mandarin on the rocks?

- I'll have pear. - Sure.

- Okay, thank you. - Pleasure.

♪ ♪

- Bobs, you make me smile.

- I'm glad. Then I'm doing my job.

- You do.

At home I've got a brother, and my best friend is a guy,

and I have a laugh with anyone.

Little ones.

I don't know. Bobby is just my mate.

He's just a 6'4" girlfriend, you know?

[laughs]

Pretty hard, right? - Yeah.

I don't want to, like, getting them up

so I can get under the couch,

but they've ordered a pear vodka.

- How're you gonna-- - Move them outside?

If you went up and go, "Oh, my God,

we just spotted some dolphins.

Come outside," and then I quickly go under the couch.

- So it's cabinet number four, pear vodka?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Boom.

- [whispers] Number four, pear vodka.

Guys, I think I actually just saw a dolphin out here.

Do you want to come see if we can spot one?

- Where? - Up here.

- One, two, three, four.

- I think I saw one up here.

- Pear vodka. Pear vodka.

- I'm, like, such a dolphin lover,

so I just freak out every time.

- Hannah. Hannah. I got the pear vodka.

- Disappeared.

A little white lie never hurt anyone.

I'm gonna go grab your drinks.

♪ ♪

- Anchor's ready to drop.

- Copy that, Bobby.

Get this tender off so we can maneuver.

- Have you been on a boat with a slide?

- I have not. No, not yet. - Daniel. Jen.

Can you please go to the swim platform

and pull in the tender so we can anchor?

- Copy that.

- Are you seeing any of the stews?

- Not yet. No, no, no.

- Daniel, do you copy?

- I got in trouble on my last charter.

- Uh-oh.

- We had eight Tilted Kilt girls on board.

- All right, I'm gonna go down there.

- Okay.

- I'll let you know when it's off.

- Danny, Bryan is calling you. Get over here.

- You need any thing, just holler.

I'll be--I'll help you guys out, all right?

- Thank you. - Appreciate it.

- Untie it from the bottom.

- Daniel, when I ask you something,

can you just please say, "Copy. Got you."

- I didn't hear you. - I said, "Daniel,

please let me know when the tender's away."

- Got you.

- Get off your ass and get sháá done.

- What's up? What happened?

- Well, you know, I'm not getting any confirmation.

- You can only go so far

with constructive criticism until it's then like,

"Are you getting it or not?"

In the fire department, there can be weak links,

but everyone has some thing that they excel at,

but Danny doesn't excel at all.

- Jen's been doing a lot better. - Yeah.

- Like, her stock's going up for sure.

- Bryan. Bryan. The tender's released.

- That's what we're looking for. Thank you.

Okay, Captain, let us know when you're ready for us to drop.

- Okay, Bryan, go ahead and let go of port.

♪ ♪

Okay, let's lock it off there and see what we get.

♪ ♪

- Copy that. we're locked off.

Good teamwork. Boom.

♪ ♪

Okay, Captain, we're gonna start dropping

the little tender and the two jet skis.

- Get it, girl. - Here, Jen, you got it?

- I got it. I got it.

- Okay, cool. - Hannah. Hannah.

The water toys are ready for the guests.

- Okay, copy that.

Hi, how you going?

- Good.

I just wanted to check what time you guys

would like lunch today.

- Yes.

- Okay, the jet skis are ready for you.

- Perfect. - Bryan. Hannah.

We've got just over an hour to set up the beach picnic.

- Let's start loading up the tender

with all the beach gear. - You got it.

♪ ♪

- While we're doing lunch, pull every thing for dinner.

Just make sure the pantry's clear

and that all the fridges are stocked.

With stewardesses that have been a little slow off the bat,

it's good to kind of build confidence and get them

to be doing more integrated jobs around the boat,

so I'm gonna try this approach with Tiffany

and keep my fingers crossed.

Lunch about 2:30, 3:00, okay?

- We'll have to see.

I just can't see them eating in an hour.

- What do you want me to say?

- Beach picnics are really tough.

It affects everyone, therefore there's a very

stressful energy on the boat.

- Are you okay with 2:30 or 3:00 for lunch?

- I'm working on it, babe. - And girls,

we've got to go so quickly, okay?

- Yeah. - Have fun, boys.

- Throttle. Reverse.

♪ ♪

- Okay, let's go.

Looks awesome, guys. Thank you.

Okay, Bobby, I'm gonna need you to wear your bathing suit.

You're gonna get wet, dude. - I'll go now.

- Okay, I'm gonna have to manage and drive the boat,

and Daniel, you're gonna have to hand him the stuff,

and Jen, I'm gonna have you stay here

and just look out for the guests.

- Cool.

- Anything else, guys?

- Can you take that crew quarters out of here please?

I'm just jammed in here, man. Thanks, Danny.

- Anything else, man? - Oh, no, you're good.

Thanks a lot. Appreciate it, man.

- All right, no problem, buddy. No problem.

Bobby. Bobby, take one.

Take it downstairs. - Dude, you have two hands.

- You're going downstairs, bro. What the fááá?

- That's not being lazy. That's teamwork.

Really? - It is team--

I just asked you to hand--

What is your problem today, Bobby?

- I've been working all day today, bro.

Don't give me that sháá.

- I'm a team player, and I don't want to see

anybody fail on my team,

but you got to get your job right first

before you try and help somebody else's.

Daniel, you ready? - Ready.

- Got it? - Yep. Got it.

- There's really nothing better than just laying in the sun.

- I know. - Dude, all we're worried about

right now is lunch. - That's not true.

Mister Ben says,

"Please get this out of my way, this whole thing."

- Okay, so you know what you've got to do?

What are you even doing in the galley in the first place?

- Grabbing this.

- This is more important, not our crew lunch.

Don't come at me about teamwork.

- And if you want to talk to me, give me

constructive criticism opposed to yelling at me.

- You don't take constructive criticism!

- That doesn't solve any thing.

That solves nothing.

Yelling solves fáááing nothing.

- Then why don't you take some constructive criticism?

- Let's sit down and talk. Talk to me like a man.

- You don't take it. - I do take it.

- I am talking to you like a fáááing man.

- I do take it. - Actually I'm talking to you

like you're a little boy 'cause that's what you are.

- Man, you got your tampon up your pussy right now, bro.

Take it out. - Really, bro?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Whoa, calm down.

Calm the fááá down.

- Coming up...

- Ten more seconds of whatever you got.

- Whoo! Yay.

- Let's fáááing go.

- Finishing strong. - Whoo!

- No, no, no, no. - Shut your mouth

when I'm talking to you. - No.

I'm not gonna shut my mouth. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Talk to me like a man. - You don't take it.

- I do take it.

- Actually I'm talking to you like you're a little boy

'cause that's what you are.

- Man, you got your tampon up your pussy right now, bro.

Take it out. - Really, bro?

- Whoa, calm down. Calm down. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Calm the fááá down. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, stop. Hey, be cool. Be cool.

- You want to fáááing talk sháá, boy?

- Dude. - What are you thinking?

- I'll show you a fáááing man.

- What are you thinking, Daniel, pushing Bobby like that?

What are you thinking?

- The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Remember that.

- Get off this boat right now, boy.

- Just 'cause you're big, I ain't scared.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Square up to me up here, boy!

- I ain't scared, bro.

- This is not the time and place, all right?

You know what? I'm gonna switch you guys out.

Jen, sorry, I need you here ASAP.

- Hey, come here. Hold this line.

- It's all right, Bobby. Relax.

- Get the fááá out of here.

- Fááá him. - That was bad. Bad, bad, bad.

[upbeat music]

- What do you like with your Jack?

Ginger, Coke?

- Ice. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Bobby, you all right? - Yeah.

- Whoo.

- That's really disgusting.

- He's a fáááing idiot.

- You want a lift? - Yeah, please.

- Go ahead. Grab her. - One, two, three.

- All right, bro, I'll be in touch, all right?

- I can't wait for the beach party.

- And then tonight, theme party.

♪ ♪

- Tiffany, did you to cut up lemons and limes this morning.

- I did not have a chance.

- Plates, bowls, cutlery, done wine glasses,

done salt and pepper.

Condiments must've been all that.

- It'll be a fun day.

♪ ♪

- Okay, let's go.

- All good, brother?

- We'll talk about this later.

- Ugh. There's so much drama today on deck.

- Hey? - Daniel stepped to Bobby.

- [laughs] That's ridiculous.

- Hey. - What's up, man?

- How are you doing?

- Dude, I need some advice or something, I don't know.

- Okay.

Do you want to go outside?

- Can we? - I would love to.

I feel it's my duty to look after Danny

and try and give him sound advice

'cause I think he's a sweet boy, you know,

and he's obviously just very emotional.

- As I'm walking downstairs, Bobby's in front of me,

and the plates are kind of heavy,

and I'm like, "Hey, Bobby, come on.

Help me out. Teamwork here,"

and he's like, "Don't talk to me about teamwork!"

Next thing you know, we're on this boat yelling at each other,

and he's talking about teamwork this, teamwork that, you know?

- Yeah, but you saying, "Oh, come on, it's teamwork, man,"

you know, that's a jabby little comment,

and you didn't get away with it, and he got

right up in your grill, right? - Yeah.

- You need to stroke his ego a little bit,

and he deserves it because you did

let everyone down, right? - Yeah.

Ben talks to me.

It's constructive criticism in a nice manner.

- You need to drop your ego and don't be

a chippy little bastard, all right?

You're quite lucky to be here, all right?

- I know, man. - All right, so just suck it up.

- Aah!

Go faster.

- I hate beach picnics.

♪ ♪

- So did you hear the Danny drama yet?

- No, but I'm really interested to hear it,

just not right now.

- Oh.

- Look at that. - Yep.

- That's all goat sháá, isn't it?

- "Ionian Princess." "Ionian Princess." Hannah.

We are ready on the beach to receive the guests.

- Copy that. - Whoo-hoo.

- The guests are on their way.

♪ ♪

- Hey, will you carry me? [laughter]

- Jen, let's go back to the boat for our lunch break.

- Got it. - Beautiful.

- I never had a meal with a backdrop like this.

I just want to say I love you. all: Cheers.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, it smells bad. Uh-oh. That's not good.

- What happened, baby? - I popped a fuse in the dryer.

A lot of my girlfriends, they call me their boyfriend

because I fix every thing for them. I'm very handy.

I grew up with my dad and he's an electrician.

I would much rather go to Home Depot

than a Macy's any day.

All crew. All crew. Does anyone know where

the breakers are for the washers and dryers?

- Who's asking for that? - Tiffany. Who else?

- Tiffany. Tiffany. Hannah.

Can you just do your job and stop fáááing around?

- Oh, well.

- Where's the porta-potty at, right?

[laughter]

- You're looking at it. - Lots of water.

It's all gonna go to the same place.

- Right?

- Crazy old baby. - He's a bad mate.

- I'm not looking.

- On this yacht, it's like, my life has gone like, "Whoosh."

- If I go up to the Captain right now and go,

"There was an altercation. Daniel pushed Bobby."

- You don't have to go to the Captain and say all that.

This is something between-- - You don't get to tell me what

I have and have not to do, dude.

- I'm not telling you. I'm not telling you what to do,

but we can handle this man to man.

- I'm not here to hold his hand.

He's one year younger than me

and he acts like he's 20 years younger than me.

- Pear shots?

- Kenny, do want to get some? - Oh, yeah.

Never gonna turn down getting some.

[laughter] - There you go.

- To rattlesnakes and condoms.

Two things I don't fááá with. [laughter]

♪ ♪

- Just to confirm, guests are done with the beach,

and we can pack up and come back to the boat.

- Okay, Hannah, sit tight. Daniel, let's go.

♪ ♪

- Up.

Ninja.

- [screams] - Oh, God!

- Whoo!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - We did it.

♪ ♪

- Did we have a good close look at the beach?

We didn't leave any thing? Policed the beach good?

- Uh, yeah. - We didn't leave any trash?

- I did a nice walk and so did Hannah.

- Okay, good. I'm gonna go upstairs.

I'll be right back. - All right.

I don't need to involve the captain

in my management style, you know?

If I go crawling to the captain, "Oh, what should I do about,

you know, the two guys that kind of don't like each other?"

You know, that's weak sauce.

I'm not about that weak sauce.

I want you guys to hash this out right now.

All right, I'm gonna walk away. - All right.

- Cool. - All right, see you, guys.

- All right, Danny.

- First off, I'm gonna apologize.

- No, I'll apologize first. I blew up at you.

You know, I know Ben asked you to help out,

but you got to watch your tone, man.

You told me to take a tampon out of my ass.

Out of nowhere. - [laughs]

- It's not funny. - It was pretty funny.

- No, it wasn't funny. - But I apologize for that.

- Okay. - I apologize for that.

- And don't say "a big tree will fall hard," okay?

- Listen, man-- it's true, though.

Big tree, you know? - Fááá.

Are you kidding me right now?

Did you really just say that to me?

Little boys fall hard... - No, brother.

- so you better watch your mouth.

- My man, don't get it twisted.

But listen, seriously, I want to be cool.

I don't want to fight no more.

You're my roommate, but you're also my teammate,

and all this we need to squash. - All right, well, prove it.

In the fire service, trust is a huge thing.

If somebody's gonna turn their back on you

and lie to you, how am I gonna trust him in a fire?

How am I gonna trust Danny, you know, docking a boat?

I can squash it for now,

but I've got not a doubt in my mind

that he's gonna be a dumbass later

and screw something up.

That's hashed out. - Cool.

- Let's get to work.

- Dinner's at 8:30.

Tiffany, have you done the dinner check list?

- I have not yet.

- 8:30? - 8:30.

- 8:30 dinner?

Oh, my God.

- [gasps] - [chuckles]

- The anger.

The anger.

Oh, gosh.

- Coming up... - I love you so much.

- Hey, guys, I am out. Enjoy your night, guys.

- The guests are having a threesome up there,

and Danny is watching.

[upbeat music]

- Did you see what we're on on percentage-wise?

- They'll both need charging. - Sweet. Yep.

- Where are they eating? Outside, right?

- Up on aft, yeah. If you need one of the girls

in the next half an hour, they can give you a hand.

- Yeah, can you grab Danny? Appreciate it.

- Danny. Danny. Hannah.

Could you give Ben a hand in the galley please?

- Should I go help out Ben, or should I go replace Bobby?

- I'll spell Bobby. - Yeah?

- Mm-hmm. - Be right on up.

- A little bit under the gun. - What's up, my main man?

- Hey, bub, got some serious work to be doing.

- Okay. - Danny clearly needs

a lot of help, and I reckon he should just

be in the galley. It's a safe place,

and it could help the boat.

- Danny, when you're helping out Ben,

just stay out of the way.

When there's no room, it's like, "Ack!"

- No worries.

♪ ♪

- Where's Daniel? - He's in the galley.

- That's what he wants to do.

He doesn't want to be a deckhand.

- Is he helping? - Yeah, I just saw him.

- Okay.

Daniel's kind of like a little ant

that's stuck in your shoe.

He's just so annoying, and if he can help Ben out,

at least I don't have to deal with him.

Jen, I'm gonna leave you to clean this up

just so these guys could lift the hay bales.

I don't want you to get all hayed up.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Tiff, does she want the bales--hale--Bay--

Fáááing hay on there,

or does she want it up here?

- Just spread some out on that dance floor,

and then one, like, in the middle.

- Yeah. Tiff's taking charge with setting the table.

You know, she's American.

They're American, and she knows what they want.

Do you think more candles? - I think we're good.

I don't want to light the whole boat on fire just yet.

♪ ♪

- Giddy up, boy. Whoo! - What do you got to damn do?

- All we need's the General Lee.

- But I like it. - Yep.

- Yee-haw.

- Miss Hannah? - Hello.

How are you going? - It's good.

Hey, can I talk with you for a sec?

- Of course you can.

- Here's what I was thinking.

Are we doing dancing? What's--

- Oh, yeah. - Okay.

I would like the staff to come and join us as well.

- Perfect. - And we have a $200 prize...

- Mm-hmm.

- So it's well worth the embarrassment.

- In my five years in yachting,

I've learned that if the charter guests say

"dance, puppet," you have to dance.

Okay, my pleasure.

It's just a bit more literal.

All crew. All crew.

The guests have requested everyone for the dancing

after dinner on the sky deck. Thank you.

- Hey, big guy,

let's get you to do something cool.

- All right. - I'm gonna go get changed,

and then you go an get changed,

then Tiffany goes and gets changed, okay?

- Yeah. - Nice one, Danny, good job.

♪ ♪

- Looking real good.

- I should probably fry it more, right?

- Not too much more.

♪ ♪

- Look at Jen's face.

She's like, "I'm so glad I don't work in the interior."

- No, it's nice.

- I've got the girls in Daisy Dukes.

We've borrowed the boys' tops.

Yachting never ceases to amaze me.

- This may be one of the top ten things I might regret doing.

- Oh, my God. I don't regret seeing you.

- Bloody Hell. - What?

- They fit so perfectly tonight.

Oh, my God, she is ridiculously hot.

What? [laughs]

- Yippee-kay-a. - Yippee-kay-a is right.

- Five-star luxury yachting, country ho down.

Don't really line up, but we're gonna make it happen.

- They're gonna love this.

♪ ♪

- It's so cute.

- You look so wonderful, girl. - Oh, thank you.

So are you guys ready for dinner?

- Yeah, I say let's go to the table.

- Yeah? - Ben, Ben, Ben.

Service is about to start.

- How cute is that? - Whoo!

- I keep tripping on that thing.

- So you can just smash out the cabins with Tiffany,

and I can do service alone.

- What is that? - Tomago.

Wasabi cured flying fish roe.

I have one dinner to wow the Oklahomians,

and I'm gonna go with Asian.

All right, that's ready. It's colorful,

and hopefully for them, it would be adventurous

and expand their horizon.

- This is beef fillet.

- Oh. - Fillet?

With Tomago and cherry tomatoes.

- What's that green?

- It looks like masago. - Oh.

- Rice with stir fried vegetables.

It's a Southern country theme, not southern tip of Japan,

so I'm really hoping that they like it.

- It almost tastes like there's soy sauce.

- Kind of warm. - Go ahead and say it.

- This is amazing. - It's delicious.

- Oh, my gosh.

- This has been a fun charter, but it's a lot of work.

- Yeah. I haven't got yelled at yet.

I think it'll be tomorrow or tonight.

- Oh, yeah.

- Are we done? - Mm-hmm.

- Prepare for some wild and crazy sháá.

- I'm gonna go and round up the troops for this dance off.

Maybe these people from Oklahoma

aren't actually as conservative as I first thought.

- Whoo!

- Birthday in the bag.

- All crew. All crew.

Whoever wants to win $200 dancing,

just head to the sky deck. - Whoo!

- Let's see some Daisy Dukes shaking.

- All right, let's do it. - So who's first?

- Bobby is first. - Oh!

- Growing up, my parents owned a dance studio,

and I dabbled in dancing.

- Get on the hay, honey. - I'm dead sober.

There's no way I'm gonna be able to pull out

any moves tonight.

- Bobby the beefcake. - Ow!

[cheering]

- Ten more seconds of whatever you got.

- Come on, man. - Oh

- Whoo! Good job.

- Bobby the beefcake deckhand.

- Daniel's next.

Let's go, Daniel.

- Whoo!

[cheering]

- Yee-haw.

- Whoo. - We got to get a girl now.

Tiffany? - Tiffany, you're up.

- You're up. - Fááá it.

Let's see what I got.

- Whoo! - Oh!

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, my--

- Oh, there we go. She's dropping it.

Let's go, Tiff. - Wow.

[cheering]

- This is why I don't dance.

[laughter]

[all chanting] Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah.

- I spent so much of my time

when you should be having fun

working my way up the career ladder,

so now I try to have fun as much as possible.

- Whoo!

- Yeah, baby, whoo!

[cheering] - Boom, boom, boom, boom.

- Whoo!

- Oh, she finishes strong!

- She just slut dropped. - Oh, my God.

- I can't do this. I can't do this.

- I'm a stewardess. That is my job.

You know, I can't perform like a monkey.

That's not what I do.

[cheering]

- Hannah Australia for first place. 200 bucks.

- Thanks, honey. - You're welcome.

- I need the dollar bills to put down my--You know?

all: Oh!

- Make it rain, girl.

♪ ♪

- Okay, I'm going to bed. - All right.

- Don't stay up too late. - Have a good night.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Oh, this is Southside shuffle.

- I know. I'm like, "What are you doing?"

- Yeah, because I'm drunk.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Yeah, you all pass me the chicken wing.

- Whoo. - Let me try it.

I can't get it. Three, four, five.

- Then you go up.

- Okay? Two, three, four.

One--One more time. - There you go!

- You got it now.

[country music]

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I appreciate that. - Awesome.

- Come on, Daniel. - One more time.

♪ ♪

- Guys, I'm gonna leave your shots here, okay?

When you've been in yachting for as long as I have,

you definitely learn when to take your leave.

- ♪ I will sex you up ♪

- I love you so much.

- All right, guys, I am out.

Enjoy your night, guys. - Thanks, Daniel.

- Thank you, guys. Thank you for being so great.

Appreciate it.

Danny just went through this on the last charter.

He doesn't learn.

It's like "Dumb and Dumber" in one person.

- That's having someone's back.

Ben gave it to Hannah.

- Ben actually knows what's going on.

He's been in yachting long enough,

and he knows that Danny's in the wrong,

so for him to take Danny's side

and not back me, it's actually like a personal insult.

- Why are you--

- Coming up...

- I've given you so many fáááing second chances.

It's ridiculous.

You're here to do the job that I'm telling you to do.

You're here to work for me.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, I'm gonna have to flip you.

- [squeals]

[laughs]

- We got to keep it professional, all right?

- Ooh, do I get a spanking?

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- I wasn't actually rude to her, was I?

I mean, like I didn't swear or--

I didn't call her a name or nothing like that, right?

- Not that I recall. - Yeah, exactly.

- I haven't seen that side of you yet, man, so--

- Well, it's just the threesome thing

I thought was a bit farfetched.

- Well, where is-- Where was the threesome?

- Okay, she came down and said,

"The guests are having a threesome up there,

and Danny's watching." That's what she said.

- Dude, no, no. They're in the Jacuzzi,

and I was talking to Kenny and...

- So why the hell did she say that?

- I don't know.

- So how much have you cussed us so far?

- Oh, not at all.

It's actually cleaning up pretty easy.

You guys have a good time last night?

- Oh, my, yeah.

We're just-- We're all close, you know?

- Yep.

- Right, no kidding.

After doing this once, you know, it's like,

we're gonna do this again. - Yeah.

[both laugh]

Pretty wild. - Yeah.

- [laughs] - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Stupidity in its finest last night.

- Oh, what a night.

♪ ♪

'Cause apparently Daniel saw it.

- I mean, I wouldn't put it past them.

Like, they're pretty comfortable with each other.

- Yesterday just wound everyone up.

- Yeah. - Now, that was the finale.

You know what I mean?

Just when you think it's all over, boom.

[both laugh]

♪ ♪

- Feeling better?

- It's just a bit too much, right?

- Yeah.

After he spoke to me like that,

speaking out for the junior deckhand

over your chief stew, no.

♪ ♪

- I was told that Hannah went off on you last night.

What was she giving you crap for?

- She was saying that I shouldn't be upstairs

speaking to the guests.

However, one of the guests really wanted to speak to me.

- And what was he talking to you about that was so important?

- No, he was just sharing--

- For him to get out and stop enjoying his night

to speak with you?

- He was just sharing me his life story.

- I'm extremely annoyed. I don't think it's right at all.

He should know better.

No one else thinks this is right,

and ultimately this is bizarre.

This is, again, something that we've addressed before, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay, Cap, go ahead.

- On our way. - I'm coming.

We'll talk about this later. - Okay, yeah.

[whirring]

- Clearing all the way home.

- Anchor's in the pocket. - Roger that.

- So what's the situation?

- All right, so we're doing that.

Mascarpone capers and smoke salmon please.

- Smoke salmon and capers. all: Yes.

[laughter]

- Guess we're gonna have to own it

in a certain way, right?

- Can we just please talk about it when the guests

are off 'cause... I just want to finish this up.

- Yeah, I know, babe.

Just know that, you know, I'm not at all cross with you.

I was just-- - You have no right to--

Let's talk about it after, okay?

Please. Thank you. - Yeah.

- Deck crew, let's do this now.

Captain, no vessels approaching from the stern.

We're wide open. - Copy that. Thank you.

- All set? - All set.

♪ ♪

[indistinct radio chatter]

- Got to tight them up. Lock them off.

- All right. - All right.

- Thank you. It was a lot of fun with you.

It was really great. - Thank you.

- Great time. - Nice meeting you.

- At the end of the day, it's always about the tip,

and I'm gonna do my best to make sure

that they have an amazing time,

but it's hard to do that without me getting in trouble.

- Thank you so much, and I have something for you here.

- Oh, thank you very much. We really appreciate it.

- Guys, thank you. - Thank you, Kenny.

- All right. - Enjoy the rest.

- Safe travels. - All right.

- Bye, everybody. - Thank you, guys.

- Bye-bye, you guys. - Should we go strip beds?

- Let's strip.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Hannah? - Mm-hmm.

- Can we step outside for a quick second?

- Yeah, sure.

- I want to talk about last night 'cause it got real heated

there in the kitchen. - Mm-hmm.

When what was going on in the Jacuzzi,

standing next to the guests and chatting

and taking the main charter guests

away from his guests, that is affecting the guests.

- I--I did not take anyone from anywhere.

He told me, "Daniel, can I please

speak to you over here?" He wanted to speak to me.

- He basically doesn't have boundaries,

and he's a freaking eight-year old stuck

in a nine-year-old's body.

- And it would be very rude for me to excuse myself

in that moment in time. - Well, that's your opinion.

- Yeah, you weren't there for the conversation,

so I understand. Yeah.

- No, because I don't have those conversations with guests

because it's not professional.

- They keep saying "level of professionalism."

There has not been one charter guest that says,

"Why are you talking to me? Dude, stay away from me."

No, they welcome it. They want it.

Hannah's wrong. She's wrong.

I don't want to fight. I just want to be cool.

I want to do my job, and I want to help you

do your job better.

- I--I don't need your help to do my job better.

- Okay, then that's fine. - That really pissed me off.

I'm not gonna get told by the junior deckhand

how to do my job.

He was so cocky because he thinks Ben's got his back

so he's untouchable now.

- That's all I'm saying. You do your job.

I see that. - Yeah.

- All crew. All crew.

Can we get together at rear mess

for the post-charter meeting. Thank you.

- Oh, yeah.

- Hey, Captain. - Hi, gang, how's it going?

Great charter, you guys.

I think that these guys are really gonna remember this

for a long time.

Nothing happened on this charter that was negative.

There's just no denying that everybody worked together

and really pulled off a great charter for these guys.

- I think, to be honest, Captain Mark

is playing this really well.

The best thing you can do some times

is leave the children to work out their own issues.

- Stack. - Man.

- Whoo. - So there's 18,000 Euros here.

That's $20,000 U.S.

That's 1,500 Euros apiece.

- Yay! - We got it.

- Danny, good job this weekend. - Thank you, Captain.

I'm connecting with the guests,

and I'm crossing this line of professionalism,

but yet, the charter guests,

they recognize that we're doing a good job.

- Meeting adjourned.

Thanks much. - All right.

- Whoo. - Knocked it out of the park.

♪ ♪

- I got my dancing shoes on tonight.

- Yay.

♪ ♪

- All right, this is it, I guess.

- Wait, what is this, a house of mirrors?

- I'll do a vodka soda lime.

Tiff, I'm gonna order for you.

- Can I please have vodka cranberry?

- Passion fruit lime,

and lime again, then passion fruit.

- Cheers.

- After this, smoking one more cigarette,

and then I go back.

- Bryan, may I join you for that?

- Absolutely.

- I think my actions have been underappreciated,

and I want to correct that.

- Daniel. Daniel. - Yeah.

- Let me stop you right there... - Okay.

- 'Cause I know where you're going.

Do you know what the best thing about five-star service is?

Is that you don't breach that difference

between service and friendship. You just don't.

I've given you so many fáááing second chances.

It's ridiculous.

We're here to roll their towels.

We're here to wipe off their wet spots,

and that's it, okay?

You're here to do the job that I'm telling you to do.

Every time you go to take a fáááing piss,

you come and ask me. Seriously.

You understand that? You're here to work for me.

- Next on "Below Deck Med."...

- I was like, "Oh, he's actually not a bad kisser.

Let's do this again."

- Ooh! - Ben. Ben. Hannah.

Just to confirm, we've got the main course coming.

Is that right?

- No, I thought we cleared it that I was just gonna do

two courses, right? - Oh, fááá.

I'll wait.

- All crew. All crew.

We just received a Mayday call from a vessel.

They are taking on water. They are requesting assistance.

- Okay, copy that.

- Watch out. Watch out. - Back up. Back up.

- They've got to get out. - They're going down.

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