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- Previously on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- I cannot stand to be in
Greece.

I hate the food.

I miss my dog.

I miss Starbucks.

- Just think you can do it.

- Thanks Mr. Robinson.

- I think Tiffany's really
cute.

Yeah, she's weird, but she's
smart, and I like that.

- Back home I've got my own
fashion label.

I've shown in Paris twice,
so I've been doing that

for the last two years.

- Have you ever heard of a
Tilted Kilt?

- It's like Hooters, isn't it?

- They chartered this yacht to
do a photo shoot.

- This is not work, bro.

- We've got to remember, no
fraternizing with the models.

- Just like the movies: wind in
the hair, you know.

You're a tiger. Rawr!

- Danny, he's out of control.

- We've got a birthday tomorrow
night.

- Sháá.
A cake is tricky.

I mean, I'm not a pastry chef.

- I haven't met anyone like you.

- Hey, we've got a lot of sháá
to take care of.

- I heard you were sitting on
the salon couch chatting away

while you're supposed to be on
night watch going over the boat.

- I could kiss you right now.

- I've been dying to do that.

I feel you.

- I feel you too, man.

- Un-fáááing-believable.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- High five!

- Yachting is a professional
industry, and there are

definitely codes and rules,
and making out, yes,

I think that's
beyond inappropriate.

- You're so fun.

- Who, me?
Nah, I'm a boring guy.

I know I'm doing
something wrong here,

but a girl like that
and the way we're connecting

doesn't come along
all the time.

I just don't want to miss this
opportunity.

- Huh?

- What? No, nothing like that
happened.

- I saw.

- You didn't see anything.
- Yeah I did.

- What's between
me and that girl

is between me and that girl.

- Oh, no it's not.

- I still got to get on a
Jet Ski.

- We'll you're getting on
another thing.

- Don't say that.

- Oh, did you see her?

That would take me awhile.

- I have extensions in.
I've never like...

- Oh no, they're gonna
be flying off. [laughs]

- It's whatever.

- They'll be flying off and
you'll be catching them.

Really, right now?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I just don't want
to ruin them.

- Can they just come out?

Ah!
- Hold my hair, girl.

- I'm holding something here.

What am I gonna do with this?

Five star treatment is holding
someone's hair extensions

and wrapping them up
in a napkin.

I've got your hair in here, so
remember, okay?

With a smile.

Oh, dear.

- The guests want to
start leaving.

- Please.

Got to get ready for dinner.

- All crew, all crew, guests are
heading back to the boat.

- All right girls, I'm gonna
take you guys back to the boat.

- Let's do it!
Whoo!

- What's the cake for?
- The primary's birthday.

- Nice.

- Nice job.
- Hi.

- So they're gonna be in their
cabins to get ready,

and then
dinner's around 9:00, okay?

- Yeah.
- Sweet. Thank you.

- Give or take
a couple of hours.

- I'm gonna cover the boys in
baby oil

and get them to wear
these.

- Oh my god, they don't even
know. [laughs]

Good job. I love it.

Hannah and I are doing really
well.

I feel like we have a bit of a
connection.

I quite like it.

- Whoo!

- So Jen, did you have fun
today?

- Yeah. You?
- Absolutely super rad.

Leaning into it?

- Dude, ah.
[laughs]

- You happy?

- I'm not going to tell Bryan
about the Danny situation

because my family is very
Italian, and if you snitch,

you will get cemented and thrown
into an ocean.

- I was driving the Jet Ski into
the sun and I just--

[laughs]

Oh, I'm so happy.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, you.

- So tonight we're doing black
dress pants, belt, and no top.

- [laughs]

- Naked sushi
for the birthday girl.

I've got bow ties for you.

- They're gonna love it.
- Yeah.

- In five star yachting you give
the guests what they want,

and if that's serving them
sushi wearing a bow tie

and no shirt,
someone's got to do it.

- [laughs]

- Wouldn't say I'm at the stage
where I could lean on Tiffany,

but I'm definitely at the stage
where I don't

want to backhand her anymore.

We're getting there.

Keep my fingers crossed.

It's very cute.
- Yay!

- They're gonna love this.

- You ready?

You guys look amazing.

Come here.
I just need to oil you.

- Do you want to--
all over my body.

Is the oil necessary?

- No, but it's fun.

Yes, that looks so hot.

Bobby is just so nice
to look at.

He's one of those men that you
could just like

sit with a cup of tea
and just observe,

and you'd be happy till you're
like 100.

- Disturbing sháá around here.
Goodnight, guys.

- I haven't been this excited
about my job in fáááing years.

When the guests come up,
you and Julia get straight down

and stock cabins, and then
we'll...

Okay girls, let's rock this.

[singing and laughing]

- Birthday girl!

- So cool.

- Happy birthday! Whoo!

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

- You can come grab your sushi
platters and get into place.

- This is all the sushi they're
eating for nine people?

- No, there's other stuff
coming.

Well, hello Bryan.

You look fabulous, darling.

I didn't know he had that in
him.

- It's gonna be fun.

all: To the bottom!

- Chug, chug, chug!

- I'm really excited about the
sushi.

- Come on, follow Bobby.

Start walking down the stairs
now.

- Dinner and a show.
- Okay, guys.

- Well, hello.

[cheering]

- What? Wow.

- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.

- Now you're gonna make me
freaking blush now.

- I've never served guests
shirtless,

and I'm kind of feeling like
Channing Tatum right now.

- You guys were amazing.

- Enjoy your sushi, girls.

- Thank you.

- That's tuna.

This one's salmon.
- Oh, yeah.

Cheers, lovely.

- Sashimi.
- I thought it's sushi-mi.

- For a second I almost forgot
it's Katie's birthday.

- It's really good.

I've had enough for my weekend.

- You guys were amazing.

- I enjoyed it.

- I want those boys
in the bow ties.

[laughter]

They were hilarious, right?

- I can't believe they went
through with it.

- Have you got a little
something for Bryan?

- Yeah.
[laughs]

Bryan's a little surfer boy.
He's fit.

He's definitely my type.

- That's interesting to know,
Tiff.

I'm gonna have to watch the
dynamics now.

- Yo, Ben, you need help, right?

- Yes please, sir.

Time for shrimp with teriyaki.

- Yeah, let's add on this.

- Salmon and tuna are my two
favorite to eat,

I'm just saying.

- Wow.

- What is that?

- Sushi.

- Morgan?
- We'll be right back.

- Is she okay?

- I had mentioned that she was
able to eat some fish.

I should have been more specific
on some, not all.

- She's just very spiritual.

- Okay.

What the fááá are you talking
about?

- I love you.

- I don't care if you're a fish
or whatever.

Just like all the meat I've
seen and...

- Morgan's crying because of all
the fish on the table.

They had families.
- What?

- I don't care if you're a fish
or a dog, a bird,

like everything is a part of us
and we're a part of everything.

- Thank you for being true to
yourself.

You're a beautiful person.

- I love fish.

- Wait, she's really crying?

- Yeah,
she's gone to her cabin.

- Here I am.

- Huh?

- I actually don't have any
sushi rice left.

- I'm really sorry.
- No, that's fine.

- I was under the impression
that you ate fish.

- I do, but I try to limit it.
- Okay.

I guess the drunker you get,

the more of a vegetarian
you become.

- I don't know why
I'm getting like--

- Let me make you
a vegetarian dish.

- Thank you.
- I promise, okay?

- Appreciate it.
- Thanks for coming in.

- Thank you.

- Should I garnish it with
salmon bacon or fish eyes?

- No, with bacon and lamb.

There you go.
- That was so nice.

Tell Ben I really, really
appreciate it.

- My pleasure.

- Mate, just give that
to Morgan please.

- No bro, that's fáááed up.

- Go on, just be like, "Look,
Ben really feels mad about it."

- I don't like
to see anyone sad.

- All right, bro.

- Even if you're a stranger and
I see you crying,

I'm gonna stop and hug you
because sometimes we need that.

- Can you do me a favor?

Can you grab me the broom?

I think the broom's up there.

- As soon as I go upstairs
I'm gonna figure something out.

- What, dude. Wait, what?

- I'm gonna go
and start on the master.

- All right, thank you.

- Hey captain, how you doing?

- I just wanted to see how
things went today.

- The guests had a great time.
Crew did really good.

I mean working between the
interior and exterior,

and the charter guests
were ecstatic.

Exactly.

- Well, and we'll find out how
ecstatic they were tomorrow.

- Yeah.

- I hate it when girls are
upset, like when my sister

wanted to play tennis but she
felt like she couldn't do it.

She just was really getting into
that negative thought process.

I went out and I bought two
tennis rackets and a ball.

I'm like, "Come on girl, we're
gonna play."

And that's what I do--I make
those moments.

- What is it for?

Dude, no.

- Dude, that girl--

- We got fáááing
sháá to do, man,

not time to write fáááing
poetry or whatever the--

- What is it?
- Listen dude--

- What is it?
Tell me what it is.

- The girl was
crying out there.

- What girl?
- Morgan.

This is me making somebody--

- We're fáááing working, dude.
- I'm working.

- No, you're not.

You're making a fáááing poem

for a chick that's crying.

Danny's playing
with fire right now--

the fire that's inside me,
and he's playing

with the fire of his job.

- It's cool, bro.

- No, it's not cool.

We got sháá to do.

- This is only gonna take a
minute--that's it.

- We're not doing it.
- You're wasting more time.

- We're working.
- Dude, you just fáááed this up.

- You got a fáááing
shááload of stuff.

You're closing again tonight.

- I got it.

I got it.

- You want me
to call Bryan down here?

- Call Bryan.
I don't give a fááá.

I'm doing this.

- Hey Bryan, can you come down
to crew mess please?

- Fááá.

- Thanks for looking out.

- Always got your back.

- Cheers, babes.

- I've dated a captain,
I've dated a first mate,

but I haven't dated a chef.

- We got sháá to do.

- This would've only
taken a minute.

- No dude,
we've been talking about this

all fáááing day, and
you're fáááing doing this again.

- What's the matter?

- Captain, you know what--

- I'm having a talk
with Danny here.

- Just settle down.
- No, listen.

You just really
made me angry, man.

- Just relax.
What's the matter?

- Yeah, what's going on guys?

- Okay, it's really heated
right now.

- This is fáááing bullsháá, bro.

- Let's let Daniel talk.

- Babe, are we in it today.

- About what?

- Danny and Bobby are fáááing
screaming.

- Morgan ends up crying
because of fish,

and so I come up with a
sweet idea--it's a little rhyme

that I just created,
and I'm gonna hand it to her.

- That is absolutely
not appropriate.

- If I give that to her
in front of everyone--

- No, no, no, no.
That's inappropriate.

Is this something
that's been building

since they've been onboard?

- Yes.
That has been building.

However, the note is not because
of the building thing.

I just wanted to be kind.

- Let's get back
to the building thing.

What's that all about?

- It's just a connection.

Nothing happened--I'm just--

- Nothing has happened with her?

- No, Captain.

I really feel that I have made a
very big impact on this charter.

- You're bridging the gap
between professionalism

and you having a one-on-one--

- Crossing the line is a better
way to say it.

- Right, okay,
"crossing the line."

- Now there's not gonna be
anymore poetry

or connections or
anything with anybody there.

- If Captain says I'm wrong,
I am wrong,

but I still disagree.

- We're his superiors.

He needs to know
when to shut up.

- We're here to serve them,
to keep them safe,

to entertain them,
but we're not here

to connect with them.

- So we're gonna
agree to disagree.

- I'm gonna have to agree that
you're a fáááing idiot.

Get your head out of your ass.

- I go out of my way to make the
guests happy.

That's just what I do.

- Daniel, relax.
- I got it.

- I don't want you to freak out.
- I'm done. I got it.

- Hey, Daniel...
- Yeah, yeah.

- Come on, man, you don't walk
away like that with an attitude.

- It's just I need some space
for a second.

- Well, growing pains, huh?

- Are you girls still going or
are you finished?

- I think--
I think we're done.

- Yeah?
- I need Spanx.

Do you guys have extra Spanx on
the boat?

- Spanx?
- Yeah.

- That we do not have.

- Like it's like underwear that
holds--

- I know what Spanx are.

- I actually like this with
fresh ice.

It's cute.

You don't?

- Ooh, God.

- You want to
do something to it?

- Yeah, number 30 candles?
- All right.

- I'm hoping that these girls
aren't expecting

too much for this birthday cake,
but I also have a feeling

they'd probably be satisfied
with a candle in a cupcake.

[cheering]

- Tie this on.

[laughter and cheering]

- What is--is Danny Boy--
is he in trouble or--

- Well, a little bit.

- I think the hormones got the
better of him.

- He just gets so emotional,
which is annoying.

It's not a very manly quality,
is it?

- No dude, we got sháá to
fáááing do,

and that's what
fáááing pissed me off.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- It was a lovely surprise.

- Can I give you a hug?
- Yes, of course you can.

- Thank you so much.

- Absolute pleasure.

And trust me--it wasn't all me.

I'm good at bossing people
around. [laughs]

- Do you guys need me?

- We need to set up
the sun deck.

- Okay.
- Sun deck's in shambles.

These are the days of our
Ionian Princess.

- That went really well apart
from all the crying and sháá.

- I think it's nice that I
helped Tiffany.

It was a right mess down there.

- I'm gonna put you in cabins
with her as much as possible.

- Are we dismissed?

- Yes, sorry I forgot to come
and tell you.

Well, you have a good sleep, and
yeah, on deck for 6:30.

- Okay.
- Sleep well.

- Good night.

- Things seem a lot better
around here.

- I'm making
a very conscious effort.

- I think it's much better.

- So proud of myself, smiling
and everything.

- Hey, girl.
- I got a flower.

Here you go--
I wanted to give you this.

- Thank you.
I appreciate that.

- Yeah,
but I kind of stepped on it.

- All right, I got to go.

I don't feel good
about disobeying

the captain's orders,
but at the same time,

I also don't feel good
about someone

taking a piece of me
away from me.

I put my time and energy into
that poem

to make a moment for someone,
and I really, truly feel

it's the right thing to do.

- Goddamn, this night's just
been absolutely insane.

[line trilling]

- Hey, are you all right?

- Yeah, how are you?

- Everything's gravy.

- Are you all right?

- I feel sorry for Matty
at this point

because I've like left him
in England

looking after my business,
and I miss him like crazy.

An important question:
How much did I sell?

- Well, I'm hoping she sold
something.

- Did you see my Dad?

- Did you go to my house?
And how was my Mom?

Is she all right?

- Working on the yacht
is a big distraction

because you're working so many
hours and you

haven't got time
to think about it.

Well I'm gonna go, Matty,
because I'm really tired.

- But I miss you, and I feel bad
since it's my fault.

- I know, it's just difficult,
isn't it?

- All right, well, I love you.

- Talk to you soon.
Have a good week.

Bye-bye.

- So you know how I was upset
about my fish?

"When fish die they swim towards
the light.

"As they journey to the
afterlife,

"their souls will be
filled with delight.

So smile because everything
will be all right."

- That is so cute!

- So like what's
going on with Daniel?

- He starts writing this poem to
give to the girl.

- "To Morgan, From Daniel."

- That's a true note-writer.

- That's insane,
like you can't do that.

- No, I know.

- Who writes poems to guests?
Like...

Ugh, it's just so weird.

- I really just tried to make
like a really cool moment,

and I really got sháá for it.

I like to create memories.

I like to create an experience.

- What you're doing is perfect.

- Team Daniel.
- Team Daniel?

- Who the fááá does this kid
think he is?

- This is the group
hugging it out, man.

- We're in trouble.

I was just up to sky deck.

He's talking to the guests.

Oh, and the girls were saying
something like,

"We're Team Daniel."

- Are you fáááing serious?

Mate, you've got to go and
pull him in and fáááing...

- You should never involve the
guests in the crew issues.

Daniel.
- Yo.

- Can I talk to you for a
second?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's go back up.

The real Daniel has stood up,
and he's pissed me off.

Have you been talking
to the guests

about the situation
that's at hand?

- No, bro.

- Okay, then why did I
hear that you are?

- We were just talking about--
I don't know, bro.

- I am absolutely livid
right now, bro.

- I know. So am I.

- I don't think
you're getting it, bro.

- I get it.

- No, I don't
think you fáááing are.

- I've always went above and
beyond to make them smile,

so then they always come back.

They always come back.

- Our job is to polish that
fáááing silver

and fáááing swab the deck,
not to write fáááing poetry.

- It just turned into a huge
commotion when it

could've just been like,
"Here you go."

Walk away,
and then you hear

behind the door of the galley,
"Aww."

And then they all feel that.

They all feel it.

- You're on another level.

- You guys don't know how to
fáááing make moments.

I'm sorry.

- He's absolutely delusional.

What is he thinking?

It's like a 12-year-old's
fantasy.

- Just please don't try to
change me.

- You can't let yourself do
these kind of things.

- Yeah.

- Bring it in--bring it in.

- They can't hear anything.

- Bobby, Bobby, what's going on?

Lock that line up!

- Okay, let it go--let it go.

- You can't let yourself do
these kind of things.

- Yeah.

- You're literally that stupid?

- We explained to you in every
single fáááing way

we possibly could
why that's not okay,

and now you went and did it
behind our backs.

You're in deep sháá, dude.

You're done.
Let's go, come on.

Seriously, I'm sorry,
but you got to go.

Don't make me push you.

- Sorry.

- I don't want Daniel to do
anything else.

You want to act like a child,
you're gonna be

treated like a child.

You really screwed up, man.

Just be prepared to face the
consequences of tomorrow, man.

Okay, yeah, goodnight.

I can't--I can't believe it.

- What happened?

And he didn't want to tell me.

He lied to my face, and then he
told me eventually.

- Mind blown.
- Mind-blowing.

Come on, let's go upstairs.

- You're on a yacht.

There's a captain.

He gives you orders, and you
listen to them.

It's that simple.

I don't give a sháá what you're
feeling or your emotions.

- I'm gonna go
talk to the captain.

- Good luck.

- Well Captain, I just got some
really disappointing news.

- What's that?

- Daniel ended up giving the
guest the poem

after all of that
we went through.

- Unbelievable.

- So I sent him to bed.

- In all the years I've been
doing this,

I've never had this situation.

[knock at door]

- Hey, man.

You're not allowed
on deck tomorrow.

I told you this was nothing to
mess around with.

You are to remain
in the crew quarters.

- Sháá, man.

Really, I'm so fáááing sorry.

- Yeah,
you said that the first time,

and then you went
and did that.

I'm not gonna get into right
now, Danny, I know you're upset.

- Doesn't the charter end
tomorrow?

- Yeah.

- I can't say bye or anything?

- Nope.

I hope it was worth it.

- Got it.

- Okay.

Goodnight, man.

- Dude, I asked him like--
I'm like, "Dude, talk to me.

"What the fááá is going on?

In the last day, you're on
another level."

Danny went from this outgoing,
kind of normal guy

with a little quirkiness to
full-on Looney Tunes.

- He's not allowed
on deck tomorrow.

He's not gonna say goodbye
to the guests.

I think he's gonna get canned.

But that's something the
captain's gonna decide tomorrow.

- Did you do that?

- I did that for you.

- Cool, thank you.

- You're welcome.

Julia's pretty awesome,
and I just love her quirkiness,

but she's got a boyfriend
and I respect that,

but at the same time it's hard
not to want to, you know...

- My toe.
[laughs]

- I would cry if that happened
to me right now.

- What up, Jen?

You ready for the Kilt Girl
costume?

She'd look good in it,
like wiping down the boat

in the little kilt.

- You hear about all the drama?

- I don't really understand what
went on.

- Daniel was being inappropriate
all day yesterday.

He wrote a poem for the girl
upset at the fish,

and the
captain specifically said,

"Totally inappropriate.
Absolutely not."

- And he still went and did it?
- And he still went and did it.

He's an idiot.

- What an interesting little
man.

Put him under a microscope and
study him for a few years.

- That's very funny, babes.

- So you think he'll be fired?

- Yeah, I think so.

- Really?

- It's up to the captain.

- Is he allowed in here?

- No, I want him in his cabin
all day.

- Does that not put you like in
the sháá with it?

- It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.

- He'll be fine.

- I'm a little bit nervous
having to rely on Jen more,

but as a team captain I'm gonna
try my best

to make sure she doesn't fail,
because we're a team

and we win together
and we lose together.

- This whole thing's over some
girl crying over some salmon

and him writing her a poem,
like it's ridiculous.

- If only people really knew
what happened.

- Do you want a yogurt or
anything?

- Nah, it's not breakfast time
yet.

- You're still drinking?
- It's Belvedere time.

- How many--there's five of you
still on?

- Yeah--no, four for sure
didn't sleep.

- I can't believe you're still
drinking.

- Because we're like alcoholics.
- I love it.

- And then when I got here
I had cankles.

I was like, "What is going on?"

- Because we're a man down,
you're gonna be

up there by yourself.

Jen, you're on line number two
as usual.

I'm confident that we can handle
it without Daniel.

- Okay Bryan, we're ready to go
up here.

- Yeah, we're already on our
way.

Let's do this. Go!

- Oh, man.
- Fááá, it's so windy.

- Wind is picking up.

The sooner we go, the better off
we're going to be.

We are just gonna go stay in
kind of close

to the coast and sheltered.

Maneuvering and docking
a large yacht is difficult

under almost any circumstance.

Sounds good?

When the wind is up, it's even
more challenging.

When you're a man down because
you've got somebody sequestered

in their cabin,
it's even more challenging.

Just pull it all the way up.

- Copy that.

Anchor's off the floor.

Okay, anchor's in the pocket.
- Copy that.

We're gonna blow right out of
here.

- It's a bit windy out here.

- Ahh!
- Oi-oi-oi.

Okay, go, grab it--grab it.
- Bring it up, bring it back.

- No, no, no.
I'm giving you sháá.

I'm just, you know, it's my
mentality.

Good job.
Awesome.

You're gonna need another plate,
baby.

- How are you, ladies?
You're okay?

Bit rocky, aren't we, but it's
okay.

It's not too bad.

- Okay.

- Okay guys, I'm on the
starboard personally.

Here we go.

- Okay, let's do it.

Can I give this to you?
- Yeah, I'm not gonna throw it.

I want to swing this, right?
- You're not gonna throw it.

You're just gonna nicely--well,
we're gonna pull next to it.

- Growing up I was super
competitive with my brothers

and I felt like one of the boys,
so it's a little insulting

that I'm
not getting important tasks.

- Dishes are flying.
Oh, my God.

- Well, maybe we should go
inside.

- Yeah, maybe we have to--
- I'm not moving. Nope.

I believe we can get through
this.

- Whose napkin?

- Bobby--

Get that bow line over there.

- Sháá.

Can you repeat that?

- Throw that heaving line now.

Get it over.

- We're having trouble hearing
the captain's orders.

The wind is really strong,
and the boat's

getting pushed away
from the dock.

And it's just another element
that we're

gonna have to fight uphill on.

- Shackle down there.

- Let's get it out.

- I'm okay with this.

A little breeze never killed
anyone.

- As soon as we dock it should
get better.

- Lock that line off, Bob.
Lock that off.

- Bobby, whenever you get some
slack on that line, suck it in.

- Dude, I can't hear anything.
- What'd he say?

- Bring in slack when you can.

That's fine.

- Ah, Bobby, Bobby, what's going
on?

Lock that line off!

- Oh sháá, I thought he said
slack it.

- Let it go, let it go, let it
go.

- Sorry, Captain, we can't hear
you.

- Fááá.

- I don't think Danny's gonna
get fired yet.

I mean, I don't think it's
enough.

- How many warnings does it
take?

- I can't have somebody on my
team that I can't trust,

and I don't trust you.

- Dude, I can't hear anything.
- What'd he say?

- Bobby, Bobby, what's going on?

Lock that line off!

- Oh sháá, I thought he said
slack it.

- Let it go, let it go, let it
go.

- Sorry, Captain.

- Okay, bring it in, bring it
in.

- That's so tight.
- It's like fáááed up.

- Let's get the winch now.
- Oh, my God.

- Stand over here
in case this line snaps.

You don't want it to take off
your leg.

- Okay, we're backing out.

We're not gonna make a normal
berth.

We're gonna have to go to Plan
B.

All the dock lines are under a
lot of tension.

If one of them should part,
it could easily injure

a crew member,
so we can't take that risk.

We're gonna drop lines and get
back offshore.

- And regroup there, yeah?

- No, we're just gonna go
outside here

and see what our options are.

- Okay everybody, we're gonna
drop lines.

We're leaving the dock--can't
dock here.

- All that for nothing.
God damn it.

What the fááá just happened
here?

- Where are we going?

- Look at the size.

- Seems like the trenches.

- Where are we going?

I thought we already docked.

- We're going to anchor.

We've got another tender
that we can bring in,

and we'll see how it goes.

- This hurts us, you know.

Not only did Morgan freak out
with her salmon fish,

but now they have to leave the
yacht on a tender.

It's not good.

All right, port anchor.

- Port anchor prep.

- All crew, all crew,
we will be anchoring

outside the dock, and guests
will be leaving via tender.

- [sighs] Fááá.

- We can't dock the boat because
it's a little bit wavy,

so what we're gonna do is
drop the anchor,

and we're gonna get the
tender to pick you up.

You just get your bags ready,
and we'll get

the boys to pull them up,
all right.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

- Anchor's ready to drop.
Just give me the go-ahead.

- Okay, Bryan, drop port two
shackles.

- Okay, let's go, drop, drop.

- Let's do this.
- Watch yourself, Jen.

- All right, pocket off.

Nice, nice.

- Beating your meat again?

- [laughs] Yeah, no time like
the present.

Tiffany's cute,
and she's sweet,

and like she's the most
ladylike.

I kind of like ladies, is that
weird?

I'm not trying to find my alpha
counterpart.

- All crew, all crew, guests
departing in ten minutes.

- Thank you so much.

- Who doesn't have a towel?
- Me.

- I need to make sure that we
have one for each person.

- Bobby, come get your shirt.

- It looks beautiful.

- Let me just do the collar
quickly.

- No, you don't have to do that.
- Well it's done now, okay.

Go for it.

- Hey, do you have your white
epaulet shirt?

- Yeah.
- I'm gonna need it.

- I feel like I've built a
friendship

for a lifetime with
these ladies, especially Morgan.

- [with British accent]
So when we go out tonight,

I think most of us should talk
like this.

- I want to at least hug her,
you know, and just say bye.

- We'll get through this day.

Let's just get this over with,
huh?

- You ready for a night out?

I'm bummed that I'm gonna be
missing out on

some flirting time with Julia
because Danny

and I brought girls back to the
boat.

- Instead of going to some
boring old restaurant,

you'll be assigned an additional
watch together

when we have a break
after this charter.

- Which means that I'm stuck
with Danny the whole night.

I'm not too happy with Danny
right now.

- I just want to get this thing
over to the dock and be done.

- Yeah, me too.

- Bye.

- Lovely to meet you.

Have fun the rest of the time.

- Bye.

- Definitely.

- You got it.

- Captain Mark, oh thank you.

This is for you--you got your
own towel.

- Oh, I thought it was a kilt.

- It's not a kilt.

It is definitely just a towel.

We would also like to give you
this.

- Well thank you so much.

- Your staff was insanely
amazing.

Hannah was able to prepare an
amazing birthday party for me,

food was awesome, so thank you
so much.

- Bye.
- Bye, you guys.

- Travel safe.

- Bye, girls.

- Not one of them asked,
"Where's Danny?"

- They didn't even notice.

- Guys, you did such an awesome
job.

I know it was weird and fáááing
skanky,

but thanks for all your
hard work.

- No problem.

- Danny, the girls left you
something.

I put it on your bunk.

- So cool.

I thought I'm not gonna be able
to see her or hear from her,

and then I get the note and it's
beautiful.

Aw, man.

It's letting me know
I really made

the charter great for them.

I'm just happy.

I needed that.
I needed that.

- I don't think Danny's gonna
get fired.

Do you?

I mean, I don't think it's
enough.

- How many warnings
does it take?

- He may have just been super
horny though.

- Bryan, Bryan, Mark.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- Would you escort Danny to the
bridge please?

- Copy that.

- I believe I'm getting fired,
which sucks

because I really
want to be here.

- You ready for judgment?
- Let's go.

- Up to the bridge please.
- I want to be successful.

I want to take care of my
family.

Did you get the money I sent
you?

- And man, I feel like I blew
it, you know?

- All right, Captain.
- Okay, thanks.

Daniel, have a seat.

So I know you know why you're
here.

Tell me a little bit
about last night,

what you were thinking or
what you weren't thinking.

- I think I--
I think I cared more

than I should have,
and I should've just

been a deckhand opposed to...

How I wanted to do the note
thing at the table was right,

but everything else I think is
wrong.

However, the giving of the note
I honestly thought

was the right thing to do.

- Do you still?

- No, because you
told me not to do it,

and that makes it that
much more wrong.

But I'm a people's person,
and when someone's down

and they need to be lifted up,
that's just

the person that I am.

- That person is not
gonna be successful on yachts.

Be a Wal-Mart greeter or
something, you know?

I had higher hopes for Danny.

I honestly can't remember ever
having a crew member

getting this involved
with a charter guest.

- You know, people come to me
with deep stuff.

- So you thought you had a
connection with

one of them and
that was gonna go someplace?

You just got hoodwinked.

You know, these girls are
professional flirts.

That's what they do
for a living.

You've lost my respect.

You've lost the respect of your
fellow crew members.

You've lost your tip.

So I hope it was worth it.

- I'm sorry, dude.

I'm really sorry, Captain.

- I can't have somebody on my
team that I can't trust,

and I don't trust you.

- I think it's best to keep it
casual,

and I think that's right
up her alley.

- I'm going to bed.

- Me too--let's go.

- I can't have somebody on my
team that I can't trust,

and I don't trust you.

- I'm made for this, man.

- No you're not.

- I really, really messed up.

- See, I'm afraid that you still
believe deep down

that what you did
was the right thing to do,

and that's the part that really
scares me.

You disregarded
what was told to you,

so now what are you gonna
disregard next?

The really difficult part about
Danny is he doesn't

seem to understand that he's
done something wrong.

- I'm an honest guy, man.

- I'm not questioning your
honesty as much

as I'm questioning your
integrity,

your ability to be trusted and
be trustworthy.

- That's something that I want
to be able to gain back.

I shouldn't even have lost it in
the beginning.

Cap, you've got to let me prove
myself.

Please.

This is where I want to be.

I don't want to
be anywhere else.

- I'll give you another chance
on your job,

but now you've got
two strikes against you.

You've got the situation from
the other night--

bringing somebody
back to the boat--

and now you've got this one.

Three,
you're definitely out of here.

- I'm very relieved that Jen
didn't tell the captain

that I kissed Morgan.

I'm super thankful.

- And I'm gonna hold you back
from the tip meeting.

You know,
get that out of your mind.

You're not part
of that right now.

You're thinking
about how you're gonna

rebuild the respect of the crew.

- Yes, sir.
- We actually need Danny.

We've got a full charter season.

We need the entire deck crew.

Prove to me
that you're trustworthy

or I'll send you home.

I would much rather save
somebody

than have to replace them.

- I won't disappoint, Captain.

- Thanks for your hard work this
charter, hey.

You were awesome.
- I'm getting it.

- So what you need to understand
with that first charter,

I was under a lot of pressure
and when I'm under

that much stress it's gonna flow
through a little to you girls.

- It's all good.

I feel like a weight has been
lifted now

that Hannah and I are
getting along.

You gonna have a glass of wine
with me tonight?

- Yes, definitely.

- You know what I mean by glass,
though, right?

- Oh, god. [laughs]

- All crew, all crew, could we
get together

in the crew mess for a
post-charter meeting please?

- Do you want some pit?

- No, I do not.

- I don't smell.

- Yeah you do actually.

- Let's get going before it gets
too hot in here.

We are light one person here
right now,

and that of course is Danny.

What he did last night was
wrong, was stupid.

He just stopped thinking and
started feeling,

and that was it.

- I think there was another head
involved.

- Yeah, he got tricked.

- There's gonna be consequences
to his actions,

but he's still with us.

We'll give him another chance
and see what happens.

- I really respect the captain.

Anything he decides to do, I
stand behind him.

But at the same time, what is he
thinking?

- We're gonna divvy up his tip
today.

- Wow!

- I feel bad for Danny.

He's got a lot to learn about
yachting.

- These guys loved us.

- 18,000 Euros.

- All right!

- $20,000 U.S.

I've got envelopes if you would
like to put some in an envelope,

then it's not just loose in
your...

Okay, well congratulations for
another great charter.

The best is yet to come.

- Thanks, Cap.

- On a roller coaster, you go
ups, you go down.

- I think Danny
should have been fired.

- I feel a bit sorry for him.

I don't think it's enough to be
sacked over.

- If it was my boat
I would fire him,

not for giving the guest
the poem,

for disobeying
Captain's orders.

That is black and white to me.

How's your boyfriend?
- He's good.

I think he's really missing me.

He's looking after my fashion.

He has to organize everything,
getting it to a sample sale.

- Are you gonna design my
wedding dress?

- First of all, you need to get
a boyfriend, and then...

- This is the longest I've been
single in like three years.

- Have you enjoyed it?

- I've loved it.

- Like I was with an Italian guy
that asked my dad

for permission to marry me.

- How long were you with him
for?

- I was with him for like 18
months.

As soon as it hits like a year,
it's like the start of the end.

I felt so bad
because he's so nice,

but there was just like
something missing.

I was ten years old when my
parents separated,

so half of me
loves the idea of marriage

and would love to settle down
and have kids and do all that,

but there's another part of me
that just doesn't

really believe that
marriage is natural.

Don't you get frustrated like
being away so much?

- With what?
- Like, at night.

- [laughs] I've got you in my
cabin, you know.

- I'm not like slutty, so I
don't want to bang everyone.

- [laughs] You just flirt with
Ben.

- You never know.

- Okay Bryan, start hauling
anchor chain

whenever you're ready.

- Copy.

Hey let's go--
we're pulling up.

Okay Captain, the anchor's up.

- Okay, here we go.

- I'd say we're docking.

- Hannah, Hannah, Tiff.
- Go ahead.

- Is is okay if I help the
deckies dock?

- Yes, that's fine.
- Thanks.

I kind of see this as an
opportunity

for me to step my game up
and show Captain

that I want to be a captain.

Bryan,
since you don't have Danny,

do you need an extra hand
out here?

- Yeah, you can take this one
right here.

- Okay, places everybody,
starboard side.

- All right, let's do this once
and fáááing for all.

- Go ahead and get your line
ready.

- Right here, right here, right
here.

Okay, throw that line.

- Get that fender between the
tires and the hull.

- Okay, tighten up.

Pull it in, tie it up.

- Stern's tied.

- Okay, we're all tied up pretty
good.

- Okay, great.

- Tiff, make the lines look good
around the cleats.

I want you and Jen to get the
hang-ladder right here.

I got to admit: she's pretty
good at handling the lines.

Good job, guys. Thank you.

- Daniel, Daniel, I need you on
the sun deck.

- You good?
- Yeah.

- Do you want to help me with
these upstairs?

Have you not got any deck duties
then?

- Yeah, I do.

Think we're all gonna do a
wash-down.

- Oh gosh.
Okay, I'll let you go.

I don't want you to piss anyone
else off.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- ♪ My toes are on fire ♪

♪ My toes are on fire ♪

- Sup, guys?

- To me,
Danny should've been fired,

but I'll respect
Captain's decision.

- Would you like a water?

- Just chuck it up over there,
buddy.

Thank you.
And I don't hate him.

I'm just pissed off at him.

- What's up?
- Not much, girl. How about you?

- Not as much.

- You think your punishment was
fair, Daniel?

- Words don't even describe how
fair, man.

I fáááed up the pack and pissed
you guys off.

I'm feeling a lot better,
but I got to

make you guys feel
better, you know?

I'll regain it, man.

- I hope you do.

- Come on, have faith, man.

- I really do believe in moving
on and moving forward,

but at
the same time, I never forget.

It's gonna take a miracle for
him to regain my trust.

I sincerely hope you get to meet
up with her one day again.

- Yeah man, me too.

- Because God knows you had to
suffer for that.

- Yeah, seriously,
you got to take it from a guy

who's dated just about every
Hooters girl in Melbourne,

and they are all
professional flirts.

- If that was fake, then that'd
be a shame.

Fááá.

- What do you want me to do?

- Honey, just don't fááá it up.

- Okay, okay, don't look.

- First drink?

Let's have a cheers.

To a good night.
- Cheers.

Look each other in the eye, or
you get pregnant.

- Whoa.

- It's too bad
I'm not going out tonight

because I was gonna wear
these.

- Oh, no.

- They look a bit small, Bobs.

- No, these are a perfect fit.

- Well doesn't that say a lot?

- It's a bit of a shame that
Bobby can't go out and party.

He's such a big goober, I just
want to laugh at him.

- Bye, boys.

- Hey, all the babes are looking
good.

- Hell yes, they're killing it
tonight.

- The girls are looking smoking
hot.

I'm bummed that I'm not gonna be
able to go out.

Hey just to let you know,
we got to go into your rooms

just to see where like the
flares are and stuff.

- We're checking all the safety
stuff onboard.

- You guys are going to go from
the top of the boat

to the bottom of the boat and
identify every piece

of emergency equipment that
we've got and inventory it.

- Look at their little faces.

It's like puppies that I'm
leaving at the pound.

[both whimpering]

- So pissed.

- Let's go have a good night.

- He's my roommate.
- This thing is big.

- Really don't want tensions.

- Feel like I'm in the moon or
something, man.

- But that's definitely gonna be
hard.

- I have landed on a yacht.

- Let's go have a good night.

- Does anyone else hate these
steps?

- Alcohol!

When I'm working hard,
that's all I'm focused on,

but when it's time to go play,
I'll go and fáááing play.

- Can we just walk at a normal
pace?

Relax into the walk.

- I can relax.

I don't like it, but I can.

For you, I'll do it.

- Aw shucks, you're so good to
me.

This is cute.

- I feel that we have to be a
bit civilized tonight.

- Hello.

- Good evening.

Who's drinking red and white?

- I want red.
- I'd like red.

all: Red.

- You gonna have a glass, a
large glass?

- I'll have a cup.
I'll have a cup.

- Feels like so much smaller
than last time

without the two boys.

- I feel like it's gonna be too
tame.

- So now it's like we have to
make intelligent conversation.

- So this is sun deck right
here.

- I can't even read half this
stuff.

- What are these?
Those are tents or something?

- That's a child's life vest.

I don't see it anywhere.

This says there's supposed
to be some kind

of medical equipment here?

- It's not there,
so no first aid.

- I want to give Danny another
chance because he's my roommate,

so I really don't want tensions,
but that's

definitely gonna be hard.

- There's supposed to be four
life jackets in that,

and I believe that's where the
gasoline's at.

- No life jackets, but we got
sparkling water.

- So doesn't exist, doesn't
exist, doesn't exist.

- This has got to be an old
plan.

- Very old.

- Fááá. 5-26-2005.

- Holy cow.

- They did a refit on this yacht
in 2011.

- Man.
- This is the 2005 plan.

- What the fááá?

- Cheers, everybody.

- Are we just all sharing?

- Yeah.

- What kind of cheese is the
saganaki?

- It is local cheese.

- Then we'll definitely get one
of them.

A tahteeki please,
and the pork bits.

- Pork bits, that sounds good.

- Can I please get the grilled
chicken filet?

No potatoes.

- Okay. Rice and beans?
- Yes.

- I never do chicken for dinner.

- Never?

- Not special enough.

White rice, grilled chicken,
and green beans.

I'm learning lots
about Jen's palate.

She loves really boring food.

- It's a fried cheese with a
marmalade tomato.

- Wow.
- Everything has fries.

- They're chips in England.

- Thank you.

- Ah, you've been waiting for
that.

- Oh, it looks delicious.
- Mmm...

- You are so happy now, aren't
you?

You've got rice.
- Yeah.

- I feel like we're feeding a
six-year-old.

- Man, this thing is big.

Feel like I'm in the moon or
something, man.

I have landed on a yacht.

It sucks.
I lost my crewmates' trust.

So I'm gonna win it back one
crew member at a time.

You villains!

- Okay guys, I think we need to
get drunk.

- I'm taking this with me.

- I thought we were hooking.

- All right, you can join.

- Oh, you--we're like--now
here we go.

- How about this awesome place?

- Here we go.

- This is fáááing awesome.

- Oh wow, look at this.

- It's called "Porn Star."

- They named a shot after me.

- I want to drink this.

- Okay, okay, calm down,
darling.

- Do double fisting?

- Oh, my God, that's so good.

Does anyone want to try this?

- Sure.

- But lick, lick, lick, lick,
don't take it all.

- Oh-la-la.
- We got feeding going on here.

- Thanks for looking out.

- Always got your back.

- To Bobby and Danny, who are
back on the boat.

- Cheers, guys!

- Oh, you can see it. Look.

It's over there.

- What up?
What you doing?

- Jen, she's missing home
and I kind of wanted

to bring her up, so I found a
picture of her with her family.

I plan on doing like a doggie
towel origami,

and I'm gonna
take the face of this Doberman

and put it on the towel.

I'm working on it,
I'm working on it.

- All right, I am gonna go.

- I'll catch up in a second,
man.

I'm kind, and the acts of
kindness that I do,

they're not
driven by lust.

It's just what I do.

Jen is gonna love these.

- Hannah's core is really soft
and nice,

but I'm not ready to
disclose my feelings

because I
don't know what they are yet.

- Want to dance?
Come on.

- Fááá yeah.

- In yachting, you have to work
with these people,

then you also
have to have your leisure time

with these people.

Sometimes I just want
to go for a meal

with my boyfriend, you know.

I don't want to talk to drunk
people.

Sometimes I feel like the only
normal person on the boat.

- I'm having fun tonight.

Look around, Ben.

Do we have other girls that are
better than them?

No, we don't.

- We do have a very sexy crew.
- I know.

- Bryan seems to dissolve his
filter with alcohol,

and I like that.

I think it's very healthy.

- Aw, right there then.

- There's a cute guy over there.

There's a pretty guy over there.

- What are you doing?
How are you?

- I'm super. I'm still like
semi-sober.

- I'm fáááing sháá-faced.

- Are you?

Is that why you're so quiet?

- You're the coolest.

- I'm sure you tell all the
girls that.

- Hey, babe, babe, babe, we
should go back.

Let's go--let's all go--let's
all go.

- I need an adult.
- Oh, do you?

- I don't know.

- Ooh, Benny.
- Yes.

- I'm gonna fááá Ben.

- I just really like him.

- That's your boy.

- He's a good flirt.

I like a good flirt.

- We work with each
other all day,

so it's nice to have that
banter.

I've dated a captain,
I've dated a first mate,

but I haven't dated a chef.

- Oh, there you are, Ben.

- Hey. Magical mystery man.

- Cheese and rice, there you
are.

- What up, baby?
- Hey.

- How you doing, girl?

- What's up?

- Good morning, sunshine.

- Morning? It's not that late is
it?

- Well it's after midnight.

- Aww, Jen, come here, come
here.

- What?
- That's so cute.

Jen, oh my god, you're gonna
cry.

Look, look, look.

- [laughs]

- Now I want to cry.

- Daniel, was that you?

- Surprise! It was me.

- Thanks, now I'm gonna cry in
my room all the time.

After what Danny
did on this charter,

I thought I would never
even want to talk to him again,

but he definitely redeemed
himself and I know deep down

he's really nice.

- You're glowing, I love it.

I love it.
Mission accomplished.

- Thank you, Daniel.

- You're very welcome.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, girl.

- Hey.

- We've been having all kinds of
fun.

Hannah's sweet,
but the chief steward and chef

is the hardest
relationship to work.

- Know how you like space?
So do I.

- And I've always been against
pigeonholing myself.

Plus, I think Tiffany's really
pretty actually.

You know, she surprises me.

- In my bathroom on the sink,
left pocket of my little packet.

- Gracias.

- Tiff has got a guy's mentality
almost.

She's just like chill,
down to have fun,

and I don't think
she's gonna be emotional,

which is important because it
could get messy

and you don't want to
tango with that.

- Mm-hmm.

Child's feet.

- You're a áááá if you think
that Band-Aid's

gonna go on your
little fáááing foot.

- Bryan's looking a little
better as the night goes on.

I'm going to bed.

- Get in there.

- I don't know.

I haven't decided yet.

- Ben, stop.

- What?

- Why are you telling me how to
be?

- [giggling]

- Aw, fáááing sháá.

- Oh fááá.

- Next on "Below Deck"...

- These guys are Oklahoma
millionaires.

- Country-themed dance party
with line dancing

and two stepping.

[cheering]

Game on.
Let's fáááing go.

- Finishing strong!

- Tiffany, have you done the
dinner checklist?

- I have not yet.

- I love you so much.

- Hey what happens in Greece
stays in Greece.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy your night, guys.

- The up there and Danny's watching.

- I've given you so many fáááing
second chances it's ridiculous.

Daniel, when I say something
and ask for something,

can you just please say,
"Copy. Got you."

- I didn't hear you.

- Get off your ass and get sháá
done.

- Man, you got your tampon up
your pussy right now, bro.

- Take it out.
- Really bro?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- For more on "Below Deck Med"
go to bravotv.com.