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(437 GP Frontline Post)

Positions!

Is everyone ready?

How many rounds?

Around 20 bullets, sir!

Damn scumbags!

Pay them back with 50 rounds!

Fire!

Fire 50 rounds in the air!

- Fire! - Fire!

How many?

Around 200 rounds, sir.

Damn jackasses.

Shoot 500 rounds in return.

Captain! They fired back 100 rounds, sir!

Are they crazy?

Do they want to go to war?

Fire 200 rounds!

Another North Korean soldier has made it across the DMZ.

The military has become so weak these days.

It's not like what it used to be.

- Bam! - Bam!

We're from "Good Day!" Hello!

- Over here, please! - Hello!

Here's a lucky lotto ticket! Bam!

Thank you!

Why are you still firing guns?

The North keeps firing, sir!

I'm on my way!

Stick to combat protocol!

Scumbags.

They're wasting ammunition.

They fired around 3,000 rounds so far, sir!

Fire 300 more!

(Waste of supplies ruins the country)

(300 rounds)

This is your mission.

The battalion commander is coming.

He has three stars. Three

Go and report where he is.

Run!

Sargent Park. Can you communicate with dogs?

How far away is he?

500m?

Oh, 300m?

Okay!

Get ready.

Salute!

(Good day)

What's this?

(6/45: Lucky Lotto)

Park Chun-woo!

Park Chun-woo!

It's from a Holstein.

It must've been stressed.

It tastes a bit bitter.

(Holstein cow)

Holstein! Wow!

It's from an Ayrshire.

(Ayrshire)

Ayrshire! Ayrshire!

Sargent Park! You're amazing!

You're a milk master!

My family ran a big ranch.

A ranch?

You left out the part that you lost it to

the foot-and-mouth disease?

Salute!

- Sung-ho! - Yes, sir.

Aren't you going to stand post?

What if a defector comes again?

Hurry!

Let's wrap it up

and go clean our sections!

Yes, sir!

Hurry up! Go.

Are you on your way to work, sir?

I think the water supply hose is blocked again.

The water flow is so weak.

Take it easy, Chun-woo.

- You'll be out soon. - Thank you, sir!

- Let's play chess. - Yes, sir.

How many days left?

Private Kim Hyun-soo!

You have 97 days,

15 hours and 30 minutes left, sir!

- That long? - Yes, sir.

Why isn't it working?

The draw is underway!

The first lucky number is 39!

What will be the second lucky number?

It's 36!

Holy crap. I got two right!

Let's draw the third number!

It's number three!

Here comes the fourth lucky number.

It's 30!

What is the fifth lucky number?

It's number one!

What will be the last lucky number?

- Put it away! - Yes, sir!

Why aren't you getting ready for the roll call!

You lazy fools!

Snap to it!

It's number 33!

Now, let's draw the bonus number.

Hey!

What's with him?

I think it's because he might've drank sour milk, sir.

Sour milk?

- What's with him? - Is he crazy?

I heard he drank sour milk.

What?

He's laughing and crying.

Talk to him.

Sargent Park?

Are you feeling unwell, sir?

No.

The world is so beautiful!

Pardon?

- What's he talking about? - I'm not sure.

5.7 million dollars.

Hello, South Korean soldiers.

(Military Demarcation Line)

It must be hard for you

to work night and day.

With much love and care

of our revered Great Leader...

North Korean soldiers!

Here's the forecast from the national weather supercomputer.

It will rain three hours from now.

I'm sharing this with our neighbors

who don't even have a supercomputer.

Oh, my! I'm afraid you're wrong.

According to our number two weather satellite

it will not rain in North Korea.

We've spent a lot of time

talking like this Sargent Poo.

I've prepared something

for our unrefined comrade in the South.

Would you like to hear an acrostic poem in your name?

If the North Korean IU prepared a poem for me,

of course I should hear it!

P! Poor, farting comrade.

O! Oh, my!

O! Oh, you completely stink!

Comrade Yeon-hee! Go easy on him.

Since comrade IU made an acrostic poem with my name,

I should return the favor.

I know.

IU is the prettiest singer in South Korea, right?

Would you like me to start?

I!

I hope.

U!

You don't think...

You're pretty. How sad!

Sargent Park!

You only care about appearances!

You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

You sound quite pissed.

I bet this will make you even madder.

Military duty is for ten years there, right?

I'm sorry,

but I'll be discharged soon!

How do you like that?

If you keep being nasty and throw hateful comments,

you'll end up in the dumps as dog food!

Stop talking nonsense and come on over!

I'll get you!

It's not a coincidence

Salute.

It's just...

- What is it? - I think we have a soldier

in our post who needs special care, sir.

Special care?

Sargent Park Chun-woo is acting weird, sir.

Park Chun-woo?

"Truly rich people don't ignore others."

"The true upper class protects"

"their dignity with their positivity."

That's good to know.

(I almost lived like everyone else.)

Sir? May I go to the bathroom?

Why ask me? Ask your senior.

It's number two, sir.

You have a nice senior.

He says don't hold it and go.

No! Not now...

Move!

Oh, no!

No! Stop!

(Military Demarcation Line)

You're back, Comrade Lee Yong-ho.

What are you watching?

I got bored, so I was watching a German war movie.

Would you like to watch too?

Watch the lubricating oil pressure.

5 carriers bound for England.

Wow!

You practically memorized it.

I watched it more than 100 times.

Comrade Chul-jin. Can I ask you something?

I'd do anything to help you, Comrade Lee Yong-ho.

I found a piece of paper from the South.

Do you know what this is?

This is called 6/45.

6/45?

You can win a lot of money

if you get 6 numbers out of 45 right.

It's an evil capitalist means to get money

from people in the South.

It looks like the draw was last week.

So it's a recent ticket, right?

Should we check the numbers for fun?

Sure.

There! Found it.

1, 3, 30...

33... 36...

The last number is 39!

Wow! This is the winning ticket...

What's the matter, Comrade?

This is...

This is what?

I mean... It's...

What do we do?

What?

(Frontline fence, South)

I almost broke my back!

Temperature is 21 degrees Celsius.

The wind speed is 14 m/s.

The lotto ticket weighs 75 grams.

Using the free fall motion formula,

it can fly to 1.23 km.

(Warning: Mines Restricted area)

This must be where it landed.

What this?

Damn it!

Dang!

Damn propaganda fliers!

Hey!

(Military Demarcation Line)

Hey! Over here.

Put your gun down.

I swear I won't kill you.

Come here.

Drop the gun.

What's your name?

Park Chun-woo.

I'm Lee Yong-ho.

Sargent Lee Yong-ho...

It took me three days to meet you.

I came here to meet a South Korean soldier.

Welcome to the land of the free.

The land of the free?

Cut the crap!

Watch your language.

Listen.

Do you know 6/45?

They say if you get

6 numbers out of 45, you can win money.

This is the winning ticket.

So I was thinking...

If you bring the prize money,

I'll give you ten percent.

There it was! Thank you!

Look North Korean soldier.

That's mine. Hand it over while I'm being nice.

What? This is yours?

Yes! That's why I came all the way here!

Scumbag.

934th lotto, right?

- Right. - 1, 3,

30, 33, 36, 39! Right?

See? It's mine! Give it back!

You South Korean jackass! Think I'm stupid?

Who says this piece of paper is yours?

Finders keepers.

That's crazy! What's that?

Sargent Park Chun-woo.

When is your next post here?

- Why do you ask? - Answer me, fool!

Three days later, jerk!

I'll see you here again in three days.

We'll talk then. Understood?

Wait!

- Are you sick? - No, sir.

Do you go out at night to wrestle with the devil or something?

- No, sir. - Then why did you

cross over like a madman?

It's a minefield, you idiot!

You're lucky one of the mines didn't explode!

I could lock you up for going over the border

without permission!

But you'll be done in three months

and I heard you're not mentally well.

Captain! I'm fine! There's nothing wrong with me.

Then why cross the iron fence

like a madman at night?

You dug five holes!

What the hell are you doing?

- Are you a spy? - No, I'm not a spy!

Don't talk back!

I'll report you to headquarters.

Go and get treated.

Captain.

Actually... I won the lottery.

I saw it on TV in the barracks.

The numbers 1, 3, 30, 33, 36, 39 were drawn!

I won 5.7 million dollars!

The battalion commander came in the jeep and gave it to me.

No, it came to me like destiny!

But the new soldier on post with me suddenly had diarrhea...

The lotto ticket flew away!

- It flew away? - Yes!

- So? - So...

Step back a bit. Keep talking. Then what?

The ticket flew to North Korea.

Sargent Lee Yong-ho, a North Korean, found it.

I'm captain Kang of post 437.

Connect me to the hospital.

Captain?

I met the North Korean soldier

at the demarcation line.

The scumbag said I can have 10 percent!

That makes no sense!

It's mine!

Of course it's yours. It makes no sense.

Can you send a chopper soon?

There's a seriously ill patient.

Please, sir!

We promised to meet in three days,

but all the holes I dug up are blocked!

Oh, no. That's too bad.

If you can't send an ambulance, send a truck.

His condition?

Look at my eyes.

- He needs to be hospitalized! - Wait!

- What? - I shouldn't show you this,

but look!

I'm serious, sir.

I won the lottery!

TOD imaging soldier, Kim Man-chul!

Here to report, sir.

Perfect timing.

You're good with computers, right?

Can you tell if photos were altered using TOD?

Computers and thermal imaging are different, sir.

Wow. How'd you Photoshop this?

Swipe to the next photo, sir.

A lotto ticket worth 5.7 million dollars is in the North?

That's why you risked your life

to go over the fence?

You're so brave, sir!

I'm lucky it's been found.

Heaven helped me!

Let's keep this secret to our graves.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Analysis is key to any combat.

You must know your enemy to win.

Who's the North Korean guy that found the ticket?

He's a scumbag, sir.

- A scumbag? - A total jerk.

I thought the money should be

spent on the country and the people.

I agree, sir.

(Frontline Fence, South)

But what has the country done for us?

You're right.

I completely agree with you comrade Lee Yong-ho.

For my struggling parents

and my sister who wants to be a singer,

I need the money.

I'll start with getting new dentures for my parents.

I'll get them Swiss dentures made from a strong steel alloy.

Comrade Chul-jin.

Let's stand firm to this decision!

Even if you must pound that South Korean man hard,

complete your mission and return safely, sir.

You know I have one daughter

and she doesn't have a piano when everyone else does.

Once, when I went home,

she drew some piano keys on a piece of paper.

Then she started playing this song.

How about 10 percent, sir?

One day,

my wife said we needed money for my mother.

I need to send her to a good nursing home.

No money and no piano...

One day, my daughter asked,

"Why don't we have money, Daddy?"

Would 15 percent do, sir?

No other captain would fully support you on 15 percent.

Sargent Park Chun-woo.

I'm a reasonable man.

Let's get this done.

Man-chul? What's your favorite number?

Number? Oh, seven?

- Okay, you get seven percent. - Wait!

On second thought,

I think ten is the perfect number.

They make scores out of ten!

Sargent Park!

Why is this left unlocked?

It must be the quartermaster, sir.

He comes out here often to unclog the old water supply hose.

He's the only one who knows

the wells and springs in the DMZ that doesn't freeze in the winter.

What a relief to talk openly like this!

We have a lost and found act in South Korea.

What a strange law.

See? The Lost and Found Act, Article 4.

"When finding one's lost property,

the compensation is a maximum of 20%."

Isn't that great?

You can legally request a compensation.

Really?

So I get 80%, you get 20%.

Screw you!

You don't get it, do you!

You need an ID to get the prize money.

What good is having the ticket if you can't get the money?

You have a year to claim the prize money.

You don't think we can find a way to get it?

I'll check through every North Korean defector there!

We can get the money too!

It's no use talking to you!

End of negotiation!

That damn jerk!

What happened?

What do you expect from a South Korean jerk!

Saying we can get a defector

to get the money didn't work?

If I'm not mistaken,

you deserve to die right here and now.

- Comrade commissar... - Drop your guns.

Where do you want to go?

A political prisoner camp or Gaechun Prison?

You choose!

If you go,

it's full of exploiters

and traitors of our Republic.

You'll feel right at home.

Comrade commissar, I'll tell you the truth.

Comrade Lee Yong-ho found

a 6/45 ticket from the South.

What's that?

If your numbers are drawn, you get a lot of money...

Damn it!

Comrade commissar!

It's the winning ticket.

We're negotiating with a South Korean

who claims the 6/45 belongs to him.

How much is the prize money?

5.7 billion in Korean won.

Stupid! Tell me in US dollars!

In US currency, it's almost 6 million dollars.

What did you say? 6 million?

How much did they want?

He wants 90% and we get 10%!

10%? That's crazy!

What a thief!

Inter-Korean problems are deep.

They always push to the edge.

He said the deal is off.

Now what, sir?

Deals can be broken and made again.

We'll keep trying.

We were destined to meet

Think they'll respond, sir?

Meetings are very special.

We wait dearly to meet.

It's suffocatingly frustrating

when there is no answer.

Here's to our compatriots in the North

who work hard day and night.

Kiha and the Faces.

"Let's Meet Now!"

Let's meet now. Right now!

Captain! Look!

I see them.

Damn jerks.

They have a new member.

What?

What are they doing?

I think they're trying to make letters.

- Letters? - Yes, sir.

That looks like a "J".

Right!

That's an "S".

Right!

- Man-chul! Write it down! - Yes, sir.

J and "S".

A!

- Or is that "E"? - It's an "A".

Why is he rubbing their butts?

J and "S" in the military?

That's right, captain!

They're in the military like us!

(Military)

What about this?

Army?

Army!

In the military, army!

You're a genius, sir!

What's this?

Altogether?

Huh?

Angel? Air?

Jolly Santa Angel?

Joy Sorrow Air?

Join Sing Altogether?

Can't you be more creative, sir?

Joint Support Arena?

That's creative?

Jungle Sunny Area?

- Joint? - Wait!

What is it?

Who can go in and out of the DMZ at our GP?

The water supply quartermaster with the lock key, of course.

They must have a quartermaster too.

Think about it. They'll need to get water from somewhere too.

- Right! - Yes!

I know where they want to meet.

Joint...

- Supply... - Area...

Joint Supply Area!

JSA for short!

Give me the map the quartermaster drew.

How can we find it with this?

He said to look with your heart.

- My heart? - Yes.

That's crazy.

Where are you going?

Pull out your guns.

(Joint Supply Area)

Since you came, I guess you're not birdbrains.

Drop your guns.

At ease.

Before we begin the meeting,

according to the DMZ terms

set by the UN,

let's keep our weapons away.

Agreed.

We have the 6/45 in our possession.

Don't bring up nonsense like the Lost and Found Act.

I've come to teach you greedy thieves a lesson!

The 6/45 is called a lotto ticket.

Get the facts right.

Don't use Yankee words!

This is not South Korea.

I have a question.

Do you know how much the lotto tax is?

Tax?

I knew it. Give the presentation!

Yes, sir!

The total prize money is 5,765,772 dollars.

There's 20% income and 2% residence

taxes up to 3 million dollars.

Over that, we must pay 30% income

and 3% residence taxes.

Minus the 33% total tax,

we'll get 3,914,959 dollars.

How can you claim 90%

without knowing the facts?

Comrade Chul-jin.

Show them.

What's that?

A lunchbox?

I prepared a "strong dot" to show you easily.

A strong dot?

The Yankee's call it PowerPoint.

We don't just use words.

Why bother writing and talking

when a diagram will do?

We're not willing to budge on this. Got that?

What if we don't accept?

Then there's no need to talk.

Let's go, comrades!

Not again!

Don't push our limits!

Do you think it'll scare us?

That lotto ticket isn't yours!

You can't get the prize money anyway!

Do you even know where to go to claim it?

The National Agricultural Cooperative Federation, isn't it?

Mister.

You got it all wrong.

You claim it at Nonghyup Bank.

80:20!

We're being very generous.

Did you learn to be so greedy from the Yankees?

You didn't issue that lotto ticket!

It belongs to South Korea!

It's illegal possession of what's ours!

- You know that? - What did you say?

Illegal possession?

You're lucky we didn't throw you into Aoji Coal Mine!

What? You scumbag! How dare you!

So what!

Try me!

Damn jackasses!

No more Mr. Nice Guys!

Same goes for us!

You're asking for it!

Damn scumbags!

We don't need the money!

I'll burn this 6/45 ticket right now!

We'll burn it!

What if those jerks really burn the ticket?

It's so frustrating!

They're so ignorant!

Let's agree on what they want.

What the hell are you saying?

It's ours! Why should we get 10%?

We just need to get it back.

With the ticket in our hands,

what can the scumbags do?

Right! You're so smart.

Comrade commissar.

Will you really burn the 6/45?

Don't we need the money?

Then what?

Give in to those damn jerks?

Maybe we should take the 10%.

That's still a lot of money for us.

80:20 or no deal!

80:20? No way! 70:30!

- Who gets 70? - Your side, of course!

Say that again? We get 70?

We made this decision considering

the North's rough economic situation.

Really? You're not lying?

Nope.

Shouldn't we write an agreement?

Yes, of course we should!

6/45 agreement!

Clause 1.

The prize money shall be divided

70% for the DPRK and 30% for the ROK.

Clause 2.

This agreement shall stand

through disaster or war.

Clause 3.

Disputes, if any,

shall be heard in

the Court of Justice of the UN.

Clause 4.

Each party will sign

and keep a copy of the agreement.

Remember.

If it's not 70:30, it's war.

For the prosperity of our race,

trust us.

Wait!

I was thinking.

What if...

They get the 6/45

and don't bring us the money?

Damn scumbags!

Is that why you suggested 70:30?

You had an ulterior motive!

Let go.

Damn fool! You let go!

I said let go!

Let go now!

If you don't let go when I count to three,

I'll rip it up!

Fine! Let's rip it up!

One!

Two!

Three!

- Find the lotto ticket! - Get the 6/45!

Damn scumbags! I'll shoot you!

Try it, scumbags!

Man-chul!

Turn it off!

Don't make any sounds or they'll find us.

Shut up!

- Captain? - Don't look for me, stupid!

Wait! Hold on!

What are you doing here?

Why didn't you turn the lights on?

You can't see in the dark.

I love your unnatural and dumbfounded looks.

Let me take a picture.

That's good.

Move closer.

That's good!

Aren't you the South Korean quartermaster?

Hey! What are you doing here?

When our water supply pipe got clogged,

he helped us so much.

What's this?

I get what's going on now.

Sargent Park? How much did you pay for this?

I didn't buy it, sir.

- You didn't? - I found it, sir.

- What the... - Quiet!

You found it too and claimed ownership?

- Damn scumbag! - Now, now!

I think this is a peaceful lotto that no one can claim ownership.

How about 50:50?

I think that works for us.

So you agree to 50:50?

- Fine! - Okay. Done deal.

It's not over yet.

The North gives the ticket

and the South claims the prize.

Then the South has to deliver half the funds to the North.

How will you trust each other?

How about this?

Exchange captives like in spy movies.

Just for a week.

The North gives the lotto ticket

and the South brings the money.

Until the money is delivered to the North,

both sides will exchange one soldier each.

That's a good idea.

Who'll go to the North and South?

Fine! It doesn't matter who goes to the other side.

But what if something urgent happens?

How will we call each other?

Ow, my back!

It's still here! Good!

It's an old emergency line that's been here since the Korean War.

TA-312 field telephones can be hooked up here.

There must be one in the North and one in the South.

You'll have to find them.

Where did you grow up?

In Gangnam, Seoul, sir!

I grew up in Seoul too.

You're from Gangwon-do, right?

Gangwon-do is close to here,

but it's completely different from the North!

I'm the captain here. I can't go.

And Man-chul was dispatched here

as a TOD imaging soldier.

That's right, sir!

Just go for a week.

Still, this is not fair!

How can I go to North Korea?

Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.

Just one game!

Sargent Park! Do we have to?

Come on! Rock-paper-scissors! Just one game!

- Just once then. - Yes! Just once!

- Come on! - Okay.

Rock, paper, scissors!

Wait! Just one more time? Best of three games?

Sargent Park! Come on!

- You said just one game! - I'm sorry! Just once!

If I lose again, I swear I'll go.

This is the last time then.

Yes! Just one game! I swear!

I'm sorry. Just one last time.

You say it.

Rock...

Rock-paper-scissors!

Sargent Park. It's destiny.

Damn scumbags!

Snap to it!

I'm watching everything you do here.

I want you to train hard till your sweat flows like a river!

If you're slow, how will you soar?

Train faithfully!

It's impossible.

There's no fooling the security chief.

Think of a solution.

The D-day is in two days.

We must find a way.

But we have no way of knowing

who is the chief's informant.

The security chief has eyes throughout our guard post.

There is one place.

It's the only place where we can avoid his watch.

Do you know what kind of ants are the most recognized?

The worker ants.

You only live once.

You should be more productive.

If you give 100kg of milk a day,

you'll be the best worker milk cow in the Republic!

Understood?

Comrade Yeon-hee!

When did you come?

Comrade Young-chul!

Where'd you find the boar?

It must've lost its mother by the base recently.

It was crying alone, so I brought him.

Will you grow it so you can eat it?

Wild boars or elks in

the clean DMZ are sources of great food.

But I'm torn...

How can I eat something so cute like this?

In a month,

it'll grow plump and good.

Brother!

What brings you here?

Here.

Why is your hair messy?

Newbie! Raise it higher!

Pardon, sir?

Lift it up!

(Welcome to the 437 GP experience week)

Not your hand! The rope!

At first, I was really scared.

At first, I was really scared...

- Newbie! - Private Kim Hyun-soo!

Bring me a cup of water.

You told a joke

but they think it's not funny.

What do South Koreans call this?

I learned this before.

A mood... A mood chiller.

No, a mood killer!

You must get the wording right!

Or else you'll die, comrade!

Try it again!

Let's try it again comrade Lee.

What's LOL?

Laughing out loud.

Good! Next.

- LQTM! - LQTM...

Laughing quietly to myself?

Good! What's BRB?

Be right back!

Good!

Now, what's PITA?

It's like bread you...

PITA!

Pain in the ass!

Get it straight or you'll die!

OIC... Oh, I see!

For real. It means seriously.

IFYP, I feel your pain.

Dear citizens, brave soldiers

and comrades of the People's Army...

Dear citizens, brave soldiers

and comrades...

All soldiers of the People's Army

must memorize the New Year's address.

Memorize it or else!

Dear citizens, brave soldiers

and comrades of the People's Army...

Sargent Park. Try the hat on.

It suits you well.

You're going as a private?

I can trust you, right?

We're in the same boat now.

We need to drink

to celebrate a day like this!

Comrade Chul-jin!

I brought the best azalea wine in the Republic!

We brought the best snacks to go along with it.

They're the most popular snacks in the army.

Put some Matdasi in the bag.

Tie it and mix it up.

Now comes the most important part. Watch carefully.

See the tip?

Then you squeeze!

This is what stimulates the appetite of our tired soldiers.

Matdasi!

Hand it over.

It's great that we can talk

and get to know each other like this.

What do we have to thank for making this possible?

This shelter. Joint Supply Area.

Wait a second.

The North has Panmunjeom. The South as the House of Peace.

Then this is...

The Back Door of Peace!

The Back Door of Peace?

That makes sense!

Let's call this the Back Door of Peace!

Let's drink to that!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

It's good!

- Kick it, Man-chul! - Mine! Mine!

Hey! Your leg crossed over!

No way! I kicked over the air.

Why are you startled?

The South Korean president

crossed over the Panmunjeom too.

Why you!

The set score is 1:0.

Let's switch courts!

Wait!

Change courts to the North's side?

Keep playing! Let's cross over!

Yes! Let's go!

Concentrate!

It's okay! You'll be locked up.

How old are you?

I'm 29 years old.

I'm 32.

You're older, sir!

Think of me as a younger brother.

Then pour me a drink, brother.

Yes, sir.

Did they register your birth much later?

No, it was on time.

Sargent Park. What will you do when you're rich?

I'm going to start a dairy farm.

I majored in animal husbandry.

A dairy farm?

Milk cows must stay pregnant for life

to produce milk.

It's so inhumane.

So I decided milk cows also need good postpartum care.

I'll make a farm like that.

What will you do with the money?

I have many things to do.

I'll buy a watch for my father.

And for my pretty, younger sister who sings well...

You have a pretty, younger sister?

No, a brother!

Don't get any ideas!

South Korean TV, Internet...

My job is to keep watch on what they're saying about

our Republic.

It's similar to what I do. I watch the monitor all day.

Do you know girl singers

from watching TV and such?

Probably not.

Comrade Chul-jin. Stop!

What are you doing!

Seung-il. Calm down.

You scumbag.

Influenced by the Yankee world?

Forgot our ideologies?

Comrade commissar...

Why you!

Come on, Seung-il...

Comrade Yong-ho. Turn it on again.

Play it!

What are you doing? Come on!

Let's join in!

Private Kim Man-chul...

Comrade Yong-ho! Join us!

Overcome hardships and build a better paradise!

Overcome hardships and build a better paradise!

With our Great General,

we will win!

Once you're stationed here,

no one can leave for three months.

You know, right?

Yes, sir. I can only leave if I'm ill.

I gave this a lot of thought.

Should I feed you a year-old milk

so you'd get food poisoning?

Then I realized the simplest, best way for you to leave!

If we break your left or right arm,

you can leave here.

Make your choice.

Which one... would hurt the least, sir?

I think they'll all hurt.

My friend is the medical officer at headquarters.

You'll be transferred to the Armed Forces Capital Hospital.

You'll just have to wear a cast for a month, okay?

Salute!

- This? - No, sir.

Then, this?

No way!

You can choose.

A hammer? That'll work.

A brick? Nice and easy.

- Let's do it. - Wait! No. This one, sir.

Tell my mom I love her.

I will.

I'm sorry!

One, two!

Where will you keep the ticket?

Safely in my wallet, sir.

Anything can happen.

What if you get pickpocketed?

So I prepared this for you.

I was going to go with velcro,

but I thought a zipper would be better.

(Sexually transmitted diseases control)

Invincible warriors who kill opponents

with a single blow!

Strong like iron! A powerful fighter!

Mercilessly beating down

100 enemies at once!

It takes special smashing training.

Next drill!

Hold a rock on the lower belly

then crack it with a hammer!

I heard a new soldier has been assigned.

Who is it?

Where are you?

Newbie!

Step forward.

With full revolutionary spirit, tighten your abdomen!

Then break the rock on top!

Dear citizens, brave soldiers

and comrades of the People's Army!

Remember our diligent and rewarding work

in the past year and be proud!

Wait a second.

That's our Great Leader's New Year's address!

You memorized all of it?

Give him a big hand!

Applaud!

Good. Now, crack it.

Welcome the promising new year!

That's enough. Get cracking!

What if I get hurt?

We'll put soybean paste on it.

Crush it!

Stop! Stop at once!

What are you doing?

Comrade commissar!

It's basic military training, sir!

That new soldier has been assigned to the farm!

He doesn't need smashing training!

Oh, really?

What's this?

Water...

Hey, newbie!

Private Kim Hyun-soo!

Get lost. Scram!

I told you to shine my boots!

- I'm sorry, sir! - Sorry?

- Damn scumbag! - Why you!

Sargent Lee? Let's go for a smoke.

Come on!

You know, IFYP.

I mean, I feel your pain.

I'm fine, sir.

For real?

For real? Seriously?

Yes, I'm fine.

Just think he's a PITA

and let it go.

I'm fine. Please don't mind me.

You're only visiting here.

Hand them over.

Give it.

Why'd you spit on it?

I don't believe this!

Please stop!

That's amazing.

They're shining without any polish.

What's the secret?

There's no secret.

Some folks can make do without shoe polish.

Give it a good spit.

Why do you talk with a strange accent?

When did you break your leg?

Geez. It must've hurt a lot.

I didn't know.

I thought it cried for its mother.

You're a genius with animals!

I heard about the 6/45 from comrade Lee Yong-ho.

If you're curious about the South,

ask me anything.

I'm not curious!

Go away!

Damn duck that can't lay eggs!

It can't lay eggs?

For some reason,

the animals aren't breeding well.

They must lay eggs and have babies

for the farm to be productive.

I came to the right place.

I majored in animal breeding.

The right mood is important

to increase breeding.

The right mood?

We need to respect their privacy.

Partition them off and dim the lights.

It also helps to play music,

like love songs.

I have a favorite song.

There it is!

In the sky

The moon lives with the stars

In the lovely garden

I live with my love

My ardent heart

shines like the moon...

Comrade Yeon-hee! Welcome.

Comrade Young-chul!

How've you been?

Who is this old lad?

He's the new farm management soldier.

Comrade Choi Jung-nam.

Greet each other.

(Duck house, Pig house)

(Rabbit house)

Sleep well.

Stop!

Don't move!

It's a mine! Everyone step back!

You! Don't move!

I said don't move!

Call headquarters!

Ask for mine removal!

- Yes, sir! - It'll be too late.

Everyone step aside.

We planted this... I mean...

The North planted this.

The casualty radius is 3 meters.

Everyone step back!

Maybe 5 meters.

It'll blow if you step on it or the lid is opened.

The safety pin must be removed before the lid is opened.

- What an ARGH and GAH situation! - Pardon?

They're words to express extreme frustration, you know?

- Everyone get down! - Everyone get down!

Get down!

What's with his accent?

Wow! Give him a big hand!

Comrade commander. This is a miracle!

The hens laid 100 eggs each overnight.

The ducks lay an egg every 10 minutes!

Rabbits and pigs are giving birth left and right!

Our Republic's food problem is finally solved!

Where were you all this time?

Why didn't you come before millions died due to hunger!

Why'd you come now?

Comrade Choi Jung-nam!

You're a national genius who is born once in 1000 years!

I'll recommend you

to executive training school at once!

Comrade commander!

Comrade Choi is a newbie who's just been assigned here.

He has much to learn.

Be quiet!

It's been decided.

Send him to the upper school now!

What does going to the upper school mean?

There is no military academy here

like in South Korea.

You need to be recommended to go there

and become an executive.

When?

The day after you get recommended.

To where?

Where do you think? Pyongyang, of course.

Congratulations!

I've never been there once.

Snap out of it!

(North Korea maintenance & transportation base)

That's the only truck that is running here.

How did you do?

I'm not sure,

but I took out what I could.

The truck won't move.

It'll take at least 3, 4 days to repair it.

Look at all this!

- It's do or die! - Good work!

Let's go.

It'll take a miracle to run.

Listen carefully.

How about just staying here?

But I want to go home.

Do you know how great Pyongyang is?

We can't go there even if we want to.

You'll be set for life by being trained there.

But I want to go home.

Then why'd you make the damn birds shoot out eggs!

We're screwed.

Salute! 437 GP Captain Kang Eun-pyo!

We won't let an ant come through here, sir!

- Where is he? - Who do you mean, sir?

The hero soldier who risked his life to destroy the mine!

Sargent Ha?

Is the GP visiting soldier out on duty now?

- He's in the cafeteria. - Let's go!

All rise and salute the commander!

Sit down. Keep eating.

Is that him?

Good call, sir. That's him.

I have a good eye.

Was it you?

You removed a mine

and saved your fellow soldiers?

- Yes. - Yes?

Show respect...

Salute...

You eat so well!

Are you comfortable here?

- Yes. - Yes?

So where are you from?

Up north... Ham...

Ham?

Where's that?

Hamburg, sir.

Ham... Hamburg?

Germany? Hamburger SV where Son Heung-min played?

Yes.

You're the model soldier

I've been looking for!

You gave up your foreign nationality

to fulfill your noble military duty!

A true soldier!

What made you decide to give up

your German citizenship?

Tell me why you choose to be a South Korean soldier.

In German.

Comrade Lee Yong-ho.

Just in case...

I hope you won't have to take this.

Interesting.

Watch the lubricating oil pressure.

Wow! You practically memorized it.

I watched it more than 100 times.

Interesting.

I'm Korean.

- You understand? - Yes, sir.

Translate.

Watch the lubricating oil pressure.

I gave up being German

and chose to be a Korean.

5 carriers bound for England.

It was nothing extraordinary.

They're wasting so much fuel.

I only have one life

to serve and protect my country.

The damn moon...

We'll have to fire these beauties soon.

Not anyone can serve in the frontlines.

Deeper! What are you doing!

I was confident that I could do anything.

You're crazy. Completely crazy!

If you ask why, I'll boldly answer.

Get ready!

I'll fire two big ones!

I am a proud Korean.

Bro...

Stand!

Applaud!

Clap!

Thank you.

That was brilliant!

(We honor Comrade Choi Jung-nam!)

(self-rehabilitation and perseverance)

(Pyongyang)

Stop the truck!

Stop!

Orders from headquarters!

Delay comrade Choi Jung-nam's entrance

to the upper school.

Make videos of his secret to increasing food production.

He is ordered to share them with all the bases.

I sent a petition to military headquarters.

I pulled a few strings.

Thank you.

It's all I have to give you...

Don't get any ideas.

This is all for my brother.

I heard everything from comrade Young-chul.

Don't worry.

Wait. May I ask you a personal question?

- Of course. - By chance...

Do you know Sargent Poo?

That damn jerk!

He interrupts me with jokes every time I'm on the air.

If I ever meet that jerk,

I'll break his legs

and toss them to the dogs!

Please don't ever befriend a total scumbag like him!

Yes. Sure.

Our people are curious.

How can you breed animals so well?

Comrade Choi Jung-nam. Tell us your special secret.

The most important thing to increase milk production

is to give cows a good rub.

Really?

A good rub is important?

Massage the cow's breast like kneading dough.

It's to relax the muscles there.

Watch. Squeeze like this.

- Grab and squeeze. - I see.

Like this?

Please show me.

Stop eating. You'll become a real pig!

It is a pig.

Well done. Good job.

Hens laid 645 eggs today in our farm.

Everything is going well.

What is the secret to such successful breeding?

It's love.

Love? I see...

Yes, love!

What? Love?

I'd better go.

Wait Yeon-hee!

Sargent Lee Yong-ho?

Once you leave the Armed Forces Capital Hospital,

your mission of a lifetime begins.

Take the subway.

That's the safest way.

Don't look at anyone.

Avoid being noticed!

(PERVERTED SOLDIER)

(#KEEPS TOUCHING HIMSELF #PERVERTED SOLDIER)

(#PERVERTED SOLDIER #I REPORTED HIM TO COPS)

Come in.

Comrade security chief. You called?

Hi. Comrade Yeon-hee.

Have a seat.

I called because I have something to tell you.

Any problems with your job here?

If there are, tell me anytime.

No, comrade. I'm satisfied.

What is this?

I bought this with US dollars. It's lotion.

It smells nice.

It reminded me of you.

Also...

I bought a nice bottle of wine.

No, thank you.

There's no reason for me

to get gifts like these from you.

Come on!

I told you I'd support you.

No, thank you!

You wench! Don't you get the picture?

Comrade security chief.

You must've watched too many movies.

What?

In movies, a woman can be pushed

and forced to surrender.

But the real world is different from movies!

In the revolutionary guard post base!

How dare you!

Yeon-hee!

I'm responsible for corps publicity

on the frontlines!

Ow! It hurts!

Think you can play with me like a horny dog?

The times have changed! Jerk!

Oh, my...

What brings you here?

I was just passing by.

How about a cup of coffee?

- Let's go. - Sure.

There are brokers outside Nonghyup Bank headquarters.

Lotto winners have to pay about 30% tax.

For money laundering,

the brokers take 20% commission

and offer to pay out in cash.

But they're all crooks.

They could just steal the lotto ticket from you.

Watch out for the brokers!

Go straight to the security guard at the bank.

There's an elevator only lotto winners can take.

Ask the guard and take the elevator.

Once you're on it, you're done.

Welcome.

Perverted soldier.

- What are you doing? - Come here!

You're a disgrace! Pervert!

- Stop! You perverted soldier! - Why are you chasing me!

Damn it!

Perverted soldier?

What's all this?

Man-chul? Why's he running?

He didn't claim the money?

What the hell is he doing in Seoul?

He didn't get the money?

Answer the phone!

That scumbag!

Answer it!

What now?

How about a cup of coffee?

- Let's go. - Sure.

"Choi Seung-il 6/45 500,000 dollars.

Lee Yong-ho 6/45 750,000 dollars.

Choi Jung-nam came on June 16th."

No one came here on the 16th?

Our Republic's hero, comrade Choi Jung-nam.

Is there anything troubling you?

No, sir.

Comrade Choi. Where is your hometown?

Ham...

Ham?

It's Hamheung, sir.

Right! Glad to meet you!

I'm from Hamheung too!

I was born in Hamheung.

Where in Hamheung?

Well...

I thought you were a hero of our Republic.

But then, I found out...

You're a traitor.

Come in.

Comrade Yeon-hee. Welcome.

I discovered something interesting today.

Comrade Lee Yong-ho is your older brother, right?

Yes, he is.

But I haven't seen comrade Lee for a while these days.

I'm sure you know where he is.

Did he cross the DMZ

and run away to the South?

Am I right?

Comrade security chief...

Who are you?

There's no record of

Choi Jung-nam.

Who the hell are you!

You scumbag! Who are you!

I'm a proud soldier of South...

You son of a...

An enemy of our Republic!

A damn South Korean spy!

I should've known

when you made birds pump out eggs!

Calm down! Wait!

I'll kill this scumbag,

then kill myself too!

Comrade Yeon-hee! Give me the gun now!

Let me go!

What's happening?

Comrade commissar.

Are you all right?

There it was.

We must change the plan.

Go back to the South at once!

Comrade commissar...

I'll inform the South.

Go to the Joint Supply Area now!

What will you do with him?

Once he wakes up,

one of you will have to die!

Comrade Yeon-hee.

I'm a special agent

who served even in the Middle East.

Don't worry

and take him out of here.

Go.

- But... - We have to go.

- Wait! - We must go!

Answer it!

Emergency!

They found out about comrade Chun-woo.

Wait! Hold on!

Wait.

It's the baby boar's scarf.

That little boar followed you the most.

I hope you'll remember us

when you see this.

Could you send it back

to its mother on the way?

Sure.

Take care, comrade Jung-nam.

Go on!

Don't get hurt. Find your mom!

Let's go. We have no time.

Are you okay to go too?

I'll be fine. Let's go!

(For the party, leader, country and the people.)

Comrade Kim Gwang-chul.

You have two choices to choose from.

The chance to get a lot of money and live well.

The other choice is...

A fatal road that we can't avoid.

One of us here...

will surely die.

If I assemble the gun first,

you'll be dead, jackass!

Too bad you're so unlucky.

I was a special agent of

the 525th Special Operations Unit.

AK-47, SR-25, M9 Beretta...

Glock 17.

I've dealt with all those guns!

Is that so?

But

I'm second to none when it comes to guns.

I was in the People's Armed Forces 38th Air and Ground Forces.

I was a sniper.

Comrade Kim Gwang-chul.

Choose wisely.

Go!

Faster!

What's wrong with my hands!

He left the hospital

and got on the subway at Seohyun Station at 14:00.

Transferred from line 2 to 3 at National University of Ed Station.

Transferred to line 5 at Jongno 3-ga.

Arrived at Nonghyup Bank Headquarters.

Good. He did well until then.

But why'd he suddenly leave at 15:30?

Had a sausage at 15:48 at Gwanhwamun.

Bought a lotto ticket at 16:01.

Ate Korean sausages at Euljiro 3-ga.

Then had a hotdog.

Then had a cup of coffee at Jonggak Station

Why look at bikes?

Why go to a playground?

This was just five minutes ago.

Hwang's Noodles...

I gotcha!

Hwang's Noodles.

Who?

Perverted soldier?

Is there someone called Perverted Soldier here?

Perverted soldier?

There's a call for you.

Hurry, please.

- Hello? Private Kim... - You scumbag!

Did you get the money from the bank or not?

Why are you yelling? I got chased out, sir!

What?

Looking to cash out a lotto?

- Is this the right place? - Yes!

Chun-woo!

- Brother! - Yeon-hee!

- Comrade Yeon-hee! - Why are you here?

It's a long story.

Are you all right? Are you hurt?

- Are you okay? - Yes.

Where's Seung-il?

Did something go wrong?

Did he get the money?

Comrade Man-chul is on his way, right?

That stupid idiot.

I sent you for the 6/45 deal,

but you flirt with my only sister?

Damn scumbag! Explain yourself!

What did you do to my sister!

Brother! What's with you?

Comrade Lee! Calm down!

Bro! It's not what you think!

Bro? Who says I'm your bro!

Can't I call you that?

Should I call you brother-in-law?

What? You jackass! How dare you!

Stop!

Why are you two fighting over me?

I decide if I like him or not!

I'm not a toy!

Right. She's got a point here.

Let go of him now!

Yeon-hee... Thank you.

Be quiet!

- You didn't act any better! - Right.

- Kim Man-chul! - Comrade Man-chul!

Salute!

TOD private Kim Man-chul!

Mission accomplished!

I've returned safely, sir!

How'd you get the money?

You couldn't go into the bank.

The lotto prize money gets deposited into a bank account.

It was impossible for me

to get the cash in one day anyway.

I didn't get the money from the bank.

It was all thanks to her.

You're a rich soldier.

Don't you think they charge too much tax?

Yes, I agree.

Damn government workers...

I'd like to see the goods.

- Pardon? - The goods.

Not bad.

Stop! What are you doing?

You said you wanted to see...

Not your goods!

The lotto ticket!

Mr. Cha! What's with him?

Are you crazy!

Pull your hand out!

No! I can explain!

Crazy? Wanna get handcuffed?

- No! Wait! - You pervert!

Stop! Listen! Stop!

Why'd he stitch it on here?

That's disgusting.

Captain Kang, that scumbag!

- Listen. - What?

Every time I had to pee,

I got so stressed!

What if it gets wet

and stained and

the bank won't pay me?

I need the money.

This money is very important.

What good is a four-day holiday?

It's not worth coming to Seoul for this damn thing!

Wanna see it?

Stop! No thanks!

No! I'll show it to you.

- No! Forget it. - See? It's crazy, isn't it?

Why are you screaming?

Lady Popeye, a loan shark in Namdaemun?

What's Popeye?

He suddenly grows big whenever he eats spinach

and punches people. A Yankee imperialist bully.

Popeye is such a strange name.

Yeon-hee! Come here!

Freeze!

Back up!

Comrade!

This is American money!

4 million dollars!

We can share this all together!

Share it?

You scumbags and me?

For what?

- Brother! - Comrade security chief!

This is the 6/45 of peace!

It's heaven's will for the North and South to share it.

What? Peace?

Still dreaming of the impossible?

What damn peace!

One side must die

for true peace.

Got that?

Damn scumbags.

Thought I didn't know?

I knew everything.

What are you doing?

It's our money! Put it down!

- Hold still! - What are you doing?

Do something!

I'll kill you.

I'll kill you all.

Farewell soldiers of the North and South!

What the hell is that?

Go away!

Damn boar! Stop right there!

Come back! Damn boar!

Comrade Chul-jin! Go and see!

Come back! You can't eat that!

Damn boar!

My money!

Don't shoot! It's me!

- What happened? - A mine exploded.

Comrade security chief flew away into the sky.

What about the money?

The boar took it all.

It's all gone.

Damn it!

Brother...

It's all over.

Damn 6/45.

It was crazy from the start.

Let's all go home now.

After everything we did...

Wait! Hold on!

What are you doing?

Sargent Park! Just trust me.

Damn scumbag!

Take your hand out!

- I will! Hold on! - Take them out!

There! See?

What's all this?

Can you open this?

Sure.

- Man-chul! - See? See?

It didn't fit in the bag.

Here's 400,000 dollars.

Man-chul!

Man-chul!

What a twist! What a surprise!

Yes!

Private Kim Man-chul! You deserve a holiday!

Thank you, sir!

Yeon-hee!

Chun-woo!

One, two, three, four, five...

How much?

It's just shy of $400,000.

Maybe I dropped some on the way.

Still, this is a lot of money.

Yes, of course!

If we split it in half, that's 200,000 dollars.

15% of 200,000 is 30,000.

I can buy a piano

and pay Mom's hospital fees.

I can get 100 Swiss dentures with my share.

Will I get a share too?

Of course, you should!

Don't forget my ID and follow me.

Sure. I'll DM you.

Comrade Chun-woo. Thanks for everything.

Take care.

Will we ever meet again?

Meet again for what?

We'll meet when Korea is reunified.

Right.

Pray hard for reunification.

There's not much to unification.

It's just being able to meet

when you want to, right?

Yeon-hee...

I guess this is goodbye.

Take good care.

I hope all goes well and you'll be rich.

I hope all your dreams come true.

I hope you run your farm

and be honored in all you do.

I hope you become a successful singer.

Make sure you come to Pyongyang for cold noodles later.

Don't be sick. Stay healthy.

I hope you meet someone nice.

You too, Yeon-hee.

- Let's go home. - Let's go!

Hello, South Korean soldiers.

This is the 25th base of the People's Army.

How are you today?

(Ko Kyoung-pyo Lee Yi-kyung)

(Um Mun-Suk Park Se-wan)

(Lee Soon-won Kwak Dong-yeon)

(Kim Min-ho Ryu Seung-soo)

Turn, turn, round and round!

Turn, turn, round and round!

(Lose)

Oh, no.

But we have a bonus for you!

Here's a lotto ticket! Bam!

Congratulations!

Good luck!

(Written and directed by Park Gyu-tae)