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(ball rattles)

(rumbling music)

(otherworldly music)

- Nice.

(percussive music)

Oh, there you are.

Sins of the flesh, my love.

Join us.

- I've been to see the oracle.

- That is a crime against Rome, my love.

- What I do is for your power and glory, my Lord.

- Emperor Theodosius ordered the pagan temples

to cease operation and the oracles murdered years ago.

I guess he found their seeing unreliable.

(exotic music)

I already rule.

How could I possibly be more powerful.

- It's truly yours.

Instructions, keys, and dark spirits in the book

will make your rule eternal.

- Mine?

- The Book of Fire is no ordinary grimoire

like that used by seers and sorcerers, my love.

The name of who owned it last is still not spoken.

- [Consort] Stay with me, my lord.

- Silence, slave!

(exotic music)

- How did you come by it?

- It was brought to me, and I brought it to you, my lord.

Come.

(percussive music)

It was hidden in a sepulcher for many years

until it was discovered by a Babylonian philosopher

preparing the tomb.

(percussive music)

(sparks buzz)

(book thuds)

(fire roars)

(book whooshes)

(percussive music)

But none could interpret the text.

It is said that if the book allows you to possess it,

a guardian from the dark will appear.

He'll extract a promise that if you keep the book protected,

follow the keys devoutly, after which

you'll be able to read the book plainly.

(percussive music)

You must prick your palm first, my love.

(otherworldly chanting)

(tense music)

(man groans)

(sparks buzz)

(grimoire rumbles)

(vase whooshes)

(otherworldly music)

(relaxed pop music)

♪ Looking back, I've always wondered ♪

♪ Day after day, I just wish you ♪

♪ Would make up your mind ♪

♪ Every day that I remember ♪

♪ I don't know what else to say ♪

♪ Just trying to read my mind ♪

♪ Looking through the rear view mirror ♪

♪ Thinking about everything that I left behind ♪

♪ Let it go, we'll make it clearer ♪

♪ I wish there was some other way ♪

(bird tweets)

- [Woman On Right] Good morning, Bibi.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you!

- Aw, honey.

There you go.

- Thank you.

You're a lifesaver.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

Are you excited about Kevin's party tonight?

- Yes.

It's gonna get crazy, off the hook,

you know what I'm saying.

I'm just kidding.

What's wrong?

- I have something to tell you.

- Okay.

- [Woman Voiceover] Happy birthday, Nina!

- Oh, hi, girls,

thank you. - Good morning!

- [Girl] Morning!

- [Nina] Thank you.

- We have to go.

We're gonna be late. - Okay.

Have a good day, you guys.

- Bye. - Love you.

- Bye, see you.

- I know, I know.

- Okay? - Okay.

I'm gonna talk to you later.

- Okay.

What's up with that?

(droning ambient music)

Good morning.

(Nina screams) (dramatic music)

What was that phrase?

Okay.

(Nina speaking foreign language)

"You are assigned to the place of justice."

What?

What does that mean?

(horn honks)

- Hi.

(jagged rock music)

We're so fucking late!

(jagged rock music)

- Shelter from the elements

would trump a police station.

Better late than never.

So nice you could make it, girls.

We were just discussing what would happen

if this class were stranded together on a deserted island.

Would you like to share any of your thoughts?

- Okay.

Okay, of course, we would form a democracy,

and everyone would vote on everything.

The jobs that the men were best at, they would do,

and the jobs that the women were better at, we would do.

- Tell us what would really happen, Malloy.

Would this beautiful, utopian society,

where everybody had equal say on everything exist?

Is that your take on it?

- No, no, not really.

See, I am the strongest one here,

so what I would do first is enslave you.

Not you, bro.

- Oh, good looking out, bro.

- Yeah, and then I would make you hunt and gather for me.

- Pig.

- And then when we were out of food,

I would eat you one at a time.

- Coochie first.

- Dude, you're a barbarian.

- Why, thank you.

- I don't understand Americans.

- Oh, don't worry, baby, I'll teach you.

- Okay, wait, wait, wait, so you

seriously would eat me?

There's no hope for mankind.

- Who agrees with Mr. Malloy here

that it would be might makes right,

and he with the biggest stick wins?

Give me a show of hands.

Who thinks violence would dictate leadership?

- Guys.

- Really?

- Nina, what do you think?

- Well, I might have to agree with Malloy.

As much as I wish human nature wasn't the way

that we're describing, when push comes to shove,

humans can be pretty barbaric.

Men wage war on each other,

and, for that, they'll have to answer to a higher power,

which we can't even comprehend.

- I think we have a believer in the class.

All right, class, that's it for today.

I'll see y'all next week.

- Are you two going to Kevin's party tonight?

I hope to see you there.

- I don't know, who's going?

- Are you kidding me?

Everyone's going.

- We'll think about it.

- Isn't the party for you?

(girls giggle)

- See ya. - Bye.

(pulsing ambient music)

Okay.

- Bye. - Thanks for the ride.

- Hey, I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up, okay?

But don't forget that Nazi medal, please?

- Okay, you got it, lady.

See ya.

- Bye. - Bye.

(droning ambient music)

(toilet gurgles)

(shrill music)

(toilet gurgles)

(shower gurgles)

(fire crackles)

- Bibi, Bibi!

Bibi, help!

(fire roars)

- Nina, Nina!

(Bibi pounds)

Nina, Nina!

- Bibi!

(Nina screams)

- Nina!

(tense music)

Nina!

(fires crackle) (smoke whooshes)

(bodies thud)

(exciting music)

(man screams) (fire crackles)

(otherworldly music)

(fire roars)

(eerie music)

(man speaking indistinctly)

- You think this is fair?

You know you can do this, you know you can do this.

This is how you do it.

You slide it in real slow.

Real slow.

You think this is fair?

(woman groans)

You can do this.

(woman moans)

You take the knife.

(woman moans)

I know you can do it.

It's gonna hurt for a second.

Just pick up the knife, and you stick it in.

Stick it in, huh?

You just stick it in your belly,

rip it up, and then it's all done,

and then we can go on all kinds of fun adventures together.

You and I.

You think it's fair?

Do you really think it's fair, huh?

You get to swim with the dolphins,

you get to run with the cheetahs.

You get to do all kinds of fun things.

And what the fuck do I get, huh?

I get stuck down here!

Look at this.

Fucking stairs with no (indistinct).

Look at the fires out my window!

Just pick up the knife and stick it in.

You just stick it in.

You take the knife, and you just stab it,

stab it (grunting).

Hey, you're not supposed to be here.

(indistinct) I'll fuck you up, I'll do it!

(tense music)

(man groans)

(log thuds) (man moans)

- Don't fucking do this! (screams)

(log thuds)

Oh, God!

(guns rattle)

(artillery booms)

(guns rattle)

(tense music)

- Help me!

Help me!

(people coughing) (people moaning)

Help me.

(baby crying) (somber music)

(dramatic music)

(man speaking German) (tense music)

- Please, please, hey, please, please, make them stop.

I can help you, I can help you.

(man speaking foreign language)

- Stop, stop, stop, stop!

(chains rattle)

(man coughs)

- It worked.

You saved me.

You must be an angel.

- You said you could help me.

- Follow me.

- I'm not an angel.

Please, my bathroom caught fire, it's my birthday today.

How can I get out of here?

- You must hear me confess.

Please, you must take my absolution.

Please, you must, don't let me wake up here again, please!

- I told you, I am not a priest.

You cannot confess your sins to me.

- I cannot change the past!

I cannot!

Every day, I'm caught and I'm murdered in that furnace!

- You said you saw a woman that looked like me.

Can she help me?

- She's in the desert purgatory.

- How do I find her?

- I take you there, I can take you there.

I killed all those innocent people!

(fire crackles)

- Keep praying, maybe God will hear your prayers.

- I'm tortured, and I'm murdered by the ones that I killed,

and my memories, and the guilt,

and all I can do is pay with the pain.

(man screams)

- Help me, help me, I've never hurt anyone.

- You murdered yourself.

- You idiot!

You destroyed our only chance for happy immortality,

and for what?

For that girl who dumped you yesterday?

- It wasn't just some girl, I loved her!

- Oh yeah, well, she didn't love you.

- I just wanted the pain to stop, that's all!

- Well, you killed us, you idiot!

You pathetic freak!

- Don't get involved.

His spirit's tortured.

- I don't even belong here.

- This isn't happening, this isn't happening.

- She was a whore!

- Shut up! - A slut!

- Shut up, get off of me!

- You can't go far.

- This is a terrible place.

If people knew how bad it was on-

- I was just following orders.

- A little late of a realization

for that now, don't you think?

- I've been here since I was killed,

and I'll be here until the last soul

that remembers my sins dies.

- You were a terrible man.

- I locked those people up-

- No, stop, I don't wanna hear it.

- I-

- Stop, I don't wanna hear it,

I don't wanna hear what you're saying!

Please, help me find a way out.

- Yeah.

(droning, eerie ambient music)

Now, you must go while you can, Fraulein.

You must go right now.

- How do I get back, where's the portal?

- You just run back the same way you came in.

Okay? - Okay.

- Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

(exciting music)

(Nina pants)

- Okay.

(soft music)

- Oh my God, you're back.

Are you okay?

- Well, let's see here, if you consider

almost being burned alive, being chased by a crazy man

stabbing himself with an imaginary knife,

meeting a Nazi, going to purgatory,

then sure, I'm just great, Bibi!

No, I am not okay.

- Let's go have a seat.

There's something I need to show you.

- Lead the way.

- Come on, honey.

An old woman brought you to me when you were born.

She also gave me this book,

which she said was a collection

of your family history, dating back to ancient Roman times.

- So you accepted me from a stranger.

You accepted a baby from someone you don't even know.

I mean, is that even legal?

- I knew I loved you the minute I saw you.

We bonded.

This woman also said that you were

a direct descendant of Emperor Justinian

and his lover Dhani.

- So, you're not my aunt?

- No.

(sighs) I'm sorry I couldn't tell you the truth until now.

I don't even know who your real parents are.

- So everything you've ever told me is a lie.

You've never been truthful.

- You need to hear the whole story.

(Bibi sighs)

The emperor's daughter, heir to the throne,

rallied a mob of 30,000 men to rise up

against her father at the Hippodrome.

It was her 19th birthday.

- Why was she fighting against her dad?

- She was a crusader against slavery,

and he enslaved people.

He built the Hagia Sophia, which still stands today,

on the backbreaking work of slaves.

- Okay, so she was a crusader for the slaves,

and then what?

- Justinian was a reasonable man before the Book of Fire.

He would let the people gather

once a month at the Hippodrome.

- What's the Hippodrome?

- The Hippodrome was Constantinople's

version of the Coliseum.

The people would come voice their complaints,

and he would listen.

The word "justice" comes from his name.

- Sounds like he murdered a lot of innocent people.

That's not very just.

- Well, his daughter challenged him in public.

She rallied 30,000 men against him.

She ignited a spark within the mob

that had to be extinguished.

- Extinguished, what did he do?

- Well, on the day that everybody came

to see the emperor and his daughter fight,

he killed them.

He closed the gates.

He called in the army.

And every single one of them was killed.

- Even his daughter?

- No, death was too good for a traitor within the family.

He cast a spell on her out of the Book of Fire.

- [Nina] What was her name?

- [Bibi] Her name was Yersemia.

She was the first victim of what

we now know today as the Black Plague,

and, as she lay dying, with her father standing over her,

she did one last thing.

She spit in his face and infected him.

- Gross.

So did he die of the plague?

- No, he survived.

But he infected all mankind.

He became known as the Father of the Black Plague.

And only by practicing the rituals

in the Book of Fire was he able to survive,

but, in four months, half of Europe was dead,

100,000,000 people.

This plague had a mortality rate of 99.9%.

Once it struck, you had maybe two days

of pain and misery, and then you died.

Whole families would die overnight, Dhani writes.

- Who's Dhani?

- Dhani is your direct ancestor.

Dhani writes that there was a beggar

who touched Justinian's leg,

and, by the time Justinian got down the road,

the beggar died of the plague.

- Wow.

When did you learn to read Latin?

- I learned to speak Latin when I got you and this book.

Listen, Nina, from what I've read,

I think what the curse is

is that you carry the plague for Justinian.

- Whoa, okay.

You're saying that, if I want to live,

I have to carry the plague, and millions of people will die,

or I commit suicide, save millions of lives,

but spend eternity in purgatory?

(footsteps click)

How many days do I have to make this decision?

- The book says that you have three days.

(otherworldly music)

(knife squishes)

(Justinian speaking foreign language)

(knife rings)

(percussive music)

(Justinian speaking foreign language)

"Thus she shall be given power over fire."

(fire roars)

(Justinian speaking foreign language)

"Dominion over men."

(Justinian speaking foreign language)

"And rule for all time in hell."

(Justinian speaking foreign language)

Dhani was a beautiful Asian princess

that Theodora and Justinian took a liking to.

She brought the Book of Fire with her.

And Theodora started out as a slave,

then a prostitute, and then became

the ruler of the greatest empire on earth.

- So from poor slave to prostitute to empress?

Wow, not bad.

- She was a champion for the poor.

- But you still haven't told me about Justinian,

how he gave everyone the plague.

- Well, that is a complicated story.

(sword thuds)

Part of the ritual was that they had to murder

100 men every new moon,

and they had to look each sacrifice in the eye

so that the soon-to-be-dead would know

their murderer's face in the afterlife.

(sword thuds)

- She's not to leave until she kills at least 100 men.

- No, my lord, I wanna go with you.

- But, my love, this is what you wanted.

You must spill blood equal to I.

Then we will rule together forever.

Isn't that what the book says?

- I have no desire for anything beyond serving you.

I need no more blood on my hands for that.

- You will kill, and you will love it.

You will bathe in blood until you choke on it.

You will live in that blood,

and your daughter will die in it.

- We have but one daughter.

Is her blood truly required for your greatness?

(Justinian sighs)

- The ritual of taking men's lives would protect

Justinian, Theodora, and Dhani from the grips of the plague,

and make them powerful in the afterlife.

- So, it was kill or be killed?

(Dhani grunts) (sword squishes)

(sword rings)

- Now they are truly ready for you, my lord.

(consort moans)

(exotic music)

- I have brought you the greatest criminal

in all of Rome, my lord.

May his sins bring us greatness in the afterlife.

- What a treat.

Why don't you go first?

(slave grunts)

(slave groans)

(percussive music)

- But soon, the sinners and criminals ran out,

and Justinian took to murdering innocent lives.

Dhani wrote your history in this book.

Without her, we would have never known the story.

- So, what happened to her in the end?

- Dhani died after five years.

Theodora lasted only one year.

But Justinian lived another 17 years

after he fathered the plague.

Dhani felt so guilty for what she had done

that she stole secrets from the Book of Fire,

secrets that would keep her descendants

safe from Justinian's curse, or, at least,

give them a fighting chance.

- [Dhani] "I betrayed my bloodline and Nana's hole.

"Justinian's plague has made him insane!

"The dead outnumber the living.

"Justinian would have us kill all of Europe

"so the three of us shall live forever."

(tense music)

- Perhaps tonight it's your turn to kill men before me.

- No, my lord.

I have no desire to kill again.

Not now, not ever.

I wish I never presented you the book.

- But you did, my love, and, in accordance,

blood must be served to secure

our place of rule in the after.

You do wish to rule with me in hell?

- Of course, my lord.

- Then hell has begun for you tonight.

Choose any weapon you please.

Here, try the sword.

But remember, you do have to look them

in the eyes when they perish.

- My lord, Lady Theodora requests your presence.

(soft music)

- [Bibi] Dhani came to bitterly regret

handing over the Book of Fire.

(exotic music)

- Open your eyes, slave.

Look upon the last face you'll see before you die.

(Dhani screams)

(dramatic music)

- [Bibi] Dhani turned Constantinople's

most beautiful spring into her

own personal killing ground.

(percussive music)

(sword rings)

(percussive music)

Dhani became accustomed to spilling

the blood of innocents and sinners alike.

(sword clangs) (man grunts)

(shimmering music)

(sword rings)

(dramatic music)

(head squishes)

(percussive music)

And the blood of the innocents forever stained

the sands of the Roman Empire.

(percussive music)

Dhani loved Theodora like no other,

and when Theodora refused to sacrifice,

both her and her child became the next victims

of Justinian's plague.

- Dhani, please!

I always served your family loyally!

(tense music)

(sword thuds)

- [Bibi] Dhani did not know guilt or remorse,

but, after sacrificing her childhood servant,

she had a brief moment of clarity,

and a line in the Book of Fire stood out,

"Surrender to the fire."

(Dhani screams)

"When you have had your fill of human blood,

"divide the book of the mind, the body, and the monsters."

(fires roar)

- It's party time, bitch!

Where you at?

- Right here. - Oh, all right.

Come on, let's go!

Birthday girl in the house!

Hey, wait. (gasps)

Is that the potty that's been scaring you so much?

It's terrifying.

You know what, I'm going to take one for the team

and I'm just gonna pee in it first,

just to make sure it's safe.

- Oh my God, you're a brat sometimes, you know that?

- Hey, you're still bringing this, right?

- No.

Too many weird things have happened today,

and I just don't wanna mess with it.

- Come on, please!

It's perfect for the seance, it's so creepy!

- No!

Look, I mean, I've learned a lot of information

about where I come from,

and it's an heirloom of my grandfather

or my great-grandfather, I don't know,

let's just drop it, okay?

I'll tell you about it later.

- Okay, fine.

- [German] Praise God, who takes his pain (indistinct).

(door bangs)

(dagger thuds)

(German speaking foreign language)

- What do you pray for, German?

Freedom?

A second chance?

You pray for more innocents to murder.

Stay!

Why help her?

- Because she could be helped.

- What is this, my lord?

- We have a little family trouble, it appears.

- Whoa, are you okay?

(soft music)

- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm good.

- Okay.

Well, as you know, Kevin has been crushing

on you for approximately forever,

and now he's throwing a big birthday party just for you.

What do you think he's doing right now?

- Oh my God, you are so gross.

He's probably getting ready for the party.

- He is totally rubbing one out right now,

just thinking about you.

- You are so gross, but you're probably right.

I bet he's hiding a condom in like every room

just in case.

- He is, he definitely is.

Dude, my tits look amazing in this dress.

Can you believe that?

- You know, if Kevin thinks that something

is gonna happen, I'm gonna be kind of upset

because he knows I'm not that kind of girl.

- Yeah, yeah, okay.

Let me ask you a question.

Do blowjobs count?

No?

What about handjobs, do those count?

- You're such a little pervert.

- (laughs) Are you ready yet?

Come on. - Yeah.

Let's go. - Go.

(ominous music)

- So it looks like Valarie said

she's just gonna meet us at the house.

- Okay.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

So, you're in your bathroom,

when all of a sudden, everything in it catches on fire?

- You make it sound so ridiculous.

- Because it is.

Nina, if you're in your bathroom,

and it's on fire, you would be dead.

- Maybe I was dead for a minute, I don't know.

(sighs) Okay, after my bathroom caught fire,

I was suddenly in this place,

like this purgatory or hell

or in-between heaven and earth, I don't know!

It was just a really awful place.

- Seriously?

- Yes!

There was fire all around me, and bodies falling,

and I don't know if people were being tortured,

I don't know if they were dead or alive and-

- Bodies falling.

Is somebody on new meds today?

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, all right?

Everything's gonna be okay.

You were just hallucinating or something.

Look, the important thing is that we

are on our way to a kickass rager tonight in your honor,

and we're gonna party our asses off tonight.

Can I get an amen?

Can I get an amen?

(Nina chuckles)

- Amen.

- All right, there you go!

Get ready for the ride of your life, lady.

Let's do this.

(pounding, pulsing music)

The birthday girl is here!

(people cheer)

(pulsing, pounding music) (people chattering)

- Where is Kevin?

- I don't know.

- Probably locked in a closet somewhere by now,

wouldn't you think?

- Be nice.

- Be nice?

What are you talking about?

I am nice.

- You, nice?

Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?

- Hey!

- Oh, hello, ladies.

So happy you made it to our little soiree.

How about a kiss?

- Oh, nope, no, nope, nope, I'm not kissing you, moron.

- Don't you guys have some weights to lift or something?

- Probably. - Yeah, probably.

You know, no girl is completely straight,

so how about we just see a little girl-on-girl action.

- Knock it off. - No, seriously?

- Yeah, are you guys on something?

- 'Shrooms.

- I have an idea.

Why don't you guys go get some more

and then we'll think about it.

- Okay.

Okay.

We will be right back.

- All right. - We'll miss you.

- Yeah, bye. - See you soon, boys.

Okay, there is no way I'm doing 'shrooms tonight.

Who invited them, anyway?

- They're okay, they really are.

They're all right, they're just big and dumb.

- Yeah, I actually thought one of them was really cute.

Stupid. - Mm hmm.

- We need some drinks!

- Okay, I'll go get the drinks.

- Okay. - Okay, I'm off.

- I've got my phone. - All right.

But don't do 'shrooms.

- I'm gonna go check out the party,

see what's going on.

Go find Kevin.

- All right, meow.

(pounding, pulsing music)

- Come on, just take a little bit.

- Oh, if it's not Captain Creep.

- Yeah, sure, I'll have one.

- Oh, chill, guys, they're for everyone, man.

- I know you wouldn't know anything about this, bro,

but we're trying to get some girls to make out,

so we're gonna need some of those to go.

- I can appreciate that.

Girls, man, hanging and stuff,

but you can't take them to go

because you have to take them in front of me

so no one has a bad trip,

so, I understand, I can relate.

I got girls, you know what I'm saying,

but take (speaker trails off).

- Yeah, what you gonna do, little man?

- Okay, I see how, you know what, take them.

Take them all, have a bad trip.

There you go, man, you guys, you got it, man.

I'm okay, this is okay, this is good.

Yeah, I got this, I understand.

Yeah, well, they're lucky, you know?

Those guys, no brains.

Unsophisticated fools, and I should've just grabbed

them and been like, no, give me mine,

but I don't wanna do that, it's bad for business.

It's bad for me.

You know what's not bad for me, right?

You girls.

I think we should go in the jacuzzi later.

All right?

- Three beers, please.

Whoa, hey, watch it, asshole.

- Sorry, I didn't mean-

- Oh, oh, no, no, no, it's okay.

Do you want a beer?

- Of course I want a beer.

- All right.

Hey, did you maybe?

- Say no more, come with me.

- Okay. - Let's do this.

(pulsing music) (people chattering)

- Hey, Kevin.

- Glad you made it, Nina.

- Thanks.

Yeah, it's crazy, it's awesome.

- Hope you like it, it's all for you.

- What, this whole party's for me?

- The house is getting trashed,

and my parents are gonna kill me.

Look at it.

How about I give you a tour of the house.

- Okay.

(pulsing music)

How can you be so calm?

(pounding music)

- Honestly, Nina, I'm only calm on the outside.

- What did you think was gonna happen?

- [Kevin] I thought this was what you wanted.

- Me?

- Wild parties, excitement.

- Kevin-

- The stupid jocks practically drank the entire keg

before any of my real guests showed up.

- Yeah, they did seem really wasted.

- I knew that my house would get destroyed

by people who don't give a shit about me,

but I thought it would be worth it

because of you.

- I'm not gonna sleep with you, you know,

but I would've come and hung out with you.

I don't know, Kevin, today's been a crazy day.

I have a feeling it's only gonna get crazier,

so let's just enjoy it while it lasts,

and we'll worry about you dying later.

But I'm still not gonna sleep with you.

But, because you went through all this trouble.

- Hey, dude, dude, they're selling some,

whoa, what is going on in here?

- Douchebag.

- Hey, look, I mean, you should walk the door

so I can't be walking in and cock--blocking the situation.

Is there room for a third?

- Yuck.

- Listen, Eddie, I don't go down to the docks

and bother you while you're blowing sailors

or whatever it is that you do for a living.

What do you want?

- Well, I'd like to see her doing a sweat over my,

but you know what, oh my gosh,

there is a dude out there puking

all over your dad's chair,

so I wanted to come get-

- Okay, I will deal with it.

Just get out of here, man.

- Yeah, but can't I just see-

- Now, now.

- Just one nipple, man! - Now.

- Well, that was interesting.

- What just happened?

- I'm sorry, Kevin, but I'm gonna bounce,

so I'll see you out there. - No, please.

(pulsing music) (people chattering)

- (indistinct) brilliant!

(pounding music)

- Wanna check out our new pool?

You could use it this summer.

- I really don't think it's gonna

be ready by summer.

(pounding music)

Thank you.

- Hey, Nina!

Where's your friend?

- You know I was kidding about the 'shrooms, right?

- That's all right, 'cause we ate them all.

- [Jock] They did not go to waste.

- Waste not, want not.

That's what I always say.

- [Jock] And we feel really bad about that.

- It's okay, I didn't want them, anyway.

- Well, how about you throw out the first ball?

- Yes.

- Sure.

(tense music)

- Yes, get the ball, get the ball.

(glass shatters)

- Oh, come on, people!

(glass shatters)

- Looks like our retired quarterback

shows his dick to people!

(men grunt)

Over three, over three.

(pulsing music)

- Yo, guys, check it out.

(men grunt)

Check it out here.

Oh, shit.

- Yo, yo, yo, let's take her panties.

- No, you idiot.

Let's bone her.

- What ya doing?

- Nothing, just checking on a friend.

- She looks fucked up.

You sure you guys were just checking on her?

Look at you guys.

- Yeah, you wanna party?

- [Jock] Yeah.

- Well, how about we go to take a warm shower.

I saw a bathroom inside with some fuzzy wallpaper.

- But Kevin's not gonna let you guys in the house,

not with all this metal on you.

- Just go in the bathroom, open the window,

and we'll go in the shower with you, get naked.

How's that sound?

- I can do that.

Excuse me.

- Let's go flick her bean.

(men chuckle)

Dude, dude, dude, dude.

- We better hurry up before she changes her mind.

- Oh, no, no, she wouldn't do that to us, would she?

- No, no, you're right, man.

This time we've got three holes, no waiting.

- Wait.

- What, man?

- There's four of us.

- Shit.

- What's the fourth person gonna do?

- I'm fucking.

- [Malloy] Hold the camera.

- Guys! - Oh my God.

- What are you guys doing in here?

Didn't you read the sign that says "keep out"?

- Well, I'm-

- Thought I heard someone talking in here.

Linda, get out.

My room's off-limits.

- [Linda] Sorry, Kevin, I didn't mean to.

(beer fizzes) - Oh shit!

- Get out, asshole!

(pulsing music)

- Ladies, ladies, what are you doing in here, man,

when you could be chilling with the bass doctor, you know?

You know what, you two hotties should be hanging

with me out back, having a little jacuzzi action with me.

Right?

- Seriously, dude, you're still here?

- Wait, what's with the hostility here, man?

We're having fun, right?

I think we need to hug.

Right? - Oh, no, no.

- Come on, how about?

Hey.

- Hey, hey, I got this.

- All right, you tell him.

- Listen, normally, I would kick your ass

for doing that, but my BFF almost died today,

so you are getting a pass,

but it is time for you to go, sir.

- Okay, sure, we can all go to the jacuzzi.

- Go, you fucktard.

- Okay, well, I'm glad to know

that you're at least still on this planet a little bit.

- Yes, yes, I am, and I'm very messed up,

and why is your face melting?

- [Nina] We can get you some water, okay?

- [Bibi] "Be sober, be vigilant,

"because your adversary Justinian

"prowls around like a lion

"looking for souls to devour."

(droning, eerie music)

"The end of all things is near.

"Therefore, be alert and of sober mind

"so that you may fight with all your wits,

"fight for your life."

(gentle music)

(electricity buzzes)

(Bibi shouts)

(glass pops)

(glass shatters)

(sparks buzz)

(tense music)

(fire crackles)

(tense music)

- Now I've asked you all to bring

something from a deceased relative,

something that that individual would have cherished,

something that has a strong connection,

even in the afterlife.

Now, what do we have to share?

Anybody?

- Um. - Yes?

- I got this from the Internet.

- The Internet? - Yeah, what are you gonna do?

- Okay, shall we find out?

All right, gather in.

Place your hands towards the object.

This blade, which has spilled blood and taken life,

now show us your connection.

Show us.

- Yeah, I don't think it's working.

- Okay, shut up and just believe!

If this knife made you angry because it took your life,

come to us, show your presence.

Unclean spirits of the underworld, hear my plea.

Okay, what the fuck?

Get this Internet thing out of here.

Doesn't anybody have anything real?

Kevin, did I not tell you to instruct

them to bring artifacts?

- Yeah, I told them to bring something.

- Okay, but they didn't bring any artifacts.

- Maybe I could find something.

- Okay, go find something.

- Okay, let's go.

- No, I wanna see what happens!

- No. - It's gonna be good!

- Okay, whatever, I'm leaving, so boop,

I will come to find you later, okay?

- I'm alone.

- I just need an artifact, I just need

something that will show us the connection.

- I have something.

- You do? - Mm hmm.

It's a Nazi lapel pin.

- (gasps) Oh my god, that is perfect.

You didn't get it off of the Internet, did you?

- My friend's grandfather got it

from a Nazi that he killed in a concentration camp.

Now, it may be bullshit, but I don't think so

'cause it looks really evil.

- Amber, give it back to me!

- No, no, no, give it here.

This is perfect.

- Amber.

- Trust me, I know what I'm doing, okay?

I promise, I will get your pin back.

I promise.

- Nothing better happen to it.

- Thanks, Nina.

It's all gonna be okay.

- Thanks.

Wow, this must have been really important.

- Yeah, my grandpa used to tell me stories before he died

about how he got that pin.

(water sloshes)

(percussive, dark music)

- Your grandfather took this pin

off of somebody that he killed?

(gasps) This could be our connection.

- Nina? - Amber.

Okay, are you okay?

(Amber gags) Oh no, no, no, no, no.

- Come on. - I'm sick.

- Okay, hang on. - I'm sick!

(Amber retches) - My God, no!

Amber, you could've waited 10 seconds.

Okay, let's go, honey.

(Amber retches)

(Amber moans)

- Amber, what?

Okay, I'm just gonna say,

I told you not to eat 'shrooms, okay?

- It's okay, I'm good.

- No, it's not okay.

- Let's get back out there.

- Okay, I don't think that's such a good idea because-

- No, no, you know what time it is?

Puking rally!

- I'm gonna stay here and wash my toga out.

- It's all good.

It's all good in the hood, homie.

Let's go party.

- Hey, are you guys okay in there?

I got your clothes out of the car for you.

- Let's go, come on. - Any mushrooms?

Not good, so.

I'll meet you out there.

I'm just gonna wash my toga right now.

Yeah, and my face, and my hair.

- Nina, are you coming?

- I think she's gonna rinse off real quick.

- Okay, well, why don't we just get started without her?

- That's a good idea.

(eerie music)

(fire crackles)

(Nina whimpers)

(fires roar) (percussive music)

(fires hiss)

- Please, help us!

Please, forgive us!

Don't punish us, please.

No!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Please, forgive me, please!

Have mercy on me, please!

Please, please, no, no, please, no, don't do this to me!

(dark music)

- Suicide flesh.

- Please! - My favorite flavor.

The meat falls right off the bone.

- No, please!

Please, not again, please!

(fires hiss)

(eerie music) (distant screaming)

(percussive music)

- The spirit of the fire, are you listening?

Oh, oh my God.

Come, spirits, come now.

(fire roars) For I know you are close.

The god of the dead, Hades, show yourself.

(fire roars) Join our circle.

(chattering voices)

- Oh, shoot.

(dark music)

- What is it, my lord?

- The child of my daughter.

This is a good day for hell on earth.

- She's opened a portal.

- I have waited a millennium for this moment.

My empire shall now extend to all planes of existence.

Heaven's gates will be flooded,

and our ranks will spill over to hell on earth.

- SHe's of your line, my lord.

She'll become very strong.

- Not to worry, my love.

Like all my children, she will serve me.

(fires roar)

(exciting music)

- Just a little kid.

I know the truth.

You were starving. (grunts)

Just take this pain from my heart, please.

I'll do anything.

I'm sorry, I know (instinct).

(otherworldly music)

What are you doing here?

I told you never to come back here.

- Well, here I am.

I need you to help me break this curse.

That woman you said that looked like me,

please, help me find her.

- Follow.

Shh.

We must not let him hear us.

- But from who?

The devil?

- No, not the devil.

I dare not speak his name.

- Stop, you mean Justinian, don't you?

Of course, he rules here.

Bibi told me about the story.

- Not out loud, Fraulein, he must not hear you.

- Oh God, I know why I'm here.

I'm of his bloodline.

He's like my great-grandfather 15 times over.

(tense music)

- This is as far as I go.

If I go any further, they'll come after me.

You must continue by yourself.

Go.

(tense music)

- Thank you.

(tense music) (baby crying)

(fire roars)

- Come from the fire and the flames!

(exciting music)

Listen to me.

Here in the fire.

(exciting, dramatic music)

From the flames.

(dramatic music)

(fire roars)

- Open your eyes and behold.

Open your eyes, druids.

On your knees, and humble yourselves before your master.

Tell me, Bela Bela, where are we?

- What do you mean?

We're at Kevin's house.

- Tell me what city.

- In the Valley.

- You mean Constantinople?

- I don't know.

(percussive music)

(dagger squishes) (woman whimpers)

(dagger rings)

Now you're mine.

(percussive music)

Join me.

(percussive music)

- Oh my God, I love your dress. (grunts)

(woman gags)

(percussive music)

(dagger rings) (woman groans)

(dagger rings)

- I like boobs.

Big fan of boobs, you know that, right?

So, let's see it.

You know what to show me.

(percussive music)

- Okay, we're up, and we're down, down.

(percussive music) (Malloy chuckles)

Oh, now someone is angry.

- You wear the color of an emperor, my lord.

- Whoa, whoa, where did you get that outfit?

Ooh!

(wind whistles)

(Malloy screams)

(eerie music)

(Nina screams)

(eerie music)

- [Woman On Table] The prophecy.

- What?

- I've been waiting a long time for this.

You must be the chosen one

to end the curse.

- Who are you?

- I'm Justinian's first daughter.

- Yersemia?

- Yes.

- You fought against him, against his wrath, for goodness.

- Yes.

I lost.

But I believe that you will do it now.

- How, how do I defeat him?

Tell me.

- Destroy the book!

Your only way is with fire.

- Fight fire with fire.

- You're here to fulfill the prophesy.

Go now and follow your destiny!

Go, go!

Go, go, go!

(dramatic music)

(exciting music)

(Nina screams)

(exciting music)

(door clangs)

- No, please, please!

Please, it's the only way to stop Justinian and the curse!

- [German] What is this?

- Please, you have to burn it.

- I will help you. (groans)

(dark, tense music)

(fire roars)

(dark music)

- Oh, you wretched sinner.

You thought you could destroy me.

(German groans)

- Burn it.

Burn the book.

- I mustn't do what I have done.

(tense music)

(book thuds)

(fire roars)

(dramatic music)

- I gave you all of the Roman empire, and you betray me.

- Look what I've become.

(tense music)

- I loved you.

- My loyalty's to my bloodline.

It's over now, my lord.

- Oh, no.

Oh, no.

(Dhani whimpers)

(Justinian groans)

(dramatic music)

- Oh, Father, dear.

I've waited so long to share this with you.

(dramatic music)

(Dhani screams)

(fires roar) (otherworldly music)

(droning music)

(Nina screams)

(pounding rock music)