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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,933 康熙十六年 2 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,400 皇帝得了怪病 3 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,900 有神无气有心无力 4 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:03,500 吃不安睡不稳 5 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,233 琴衣束手无策命在旦习 6 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,100 皇帝意志消沉 7 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:11,000 唯有靠吸食大烟逃避痛苦 8 00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,433 哎爽不爽啊 9 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,633 宣布国法师 10 00:01:25,966 --> 00:01:28,000 宣布国法师 11 00:01:28,366 --> 00:01:30,433 宣布国法师 12 00:01:36,466 --> 00:01:38,500 阿弥陀佛 13 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:41,966 你要救不了我我就阿弥陀佛了 14 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:47,600 皇帝乃天子贵体 15 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,633 并比蒙上天王佑 16 00:01:49,866 --> 00:01:52,733 现有神阙武师良方百条 17 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:54,800 求佛祖慈悲显灵 18 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:06,266 我 19 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:09,266 有什么就说吧呃 20 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,966 皇上太子要紧急军情报告 21 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:17,833 启奏皇上 22 00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:21,300 截获吴三桂造反武器制造蓝图一本 23 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,266 铁甲无敌时光穿梭轮 24 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,000 皇上佛祖显灵了 25 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:34,400 万岁万岁万万岁 26 00:02:36,266 --> 00:02:39,166 真龙天子灵天下 27 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:43,100 凤舞蓝天未归来 28 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,466 若求无双龙凤佩 29 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,900 不在古时不在今 30 00:02:51,066 --> 00:02:53,566 不在古时不在今 31 00:02:54,366 --> 00:02:55,633 那是什么意思 32 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,766 皇上可以放心 33 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,500 我们可以利用吴三桂 34 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,733 于罗煞国人所发明的穿梭轮 35 00:03:02,733 --> 00:03:04,966 到300年后的地方 36 00:03:04,966 --> 00:03:09,233 找真命皇后回来替皇上依依病 37 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,400 那派谁去呢呃 38 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,466 啊有了我记得皇上有个好朋友 39 00:03:17,466 --> 00:03:20,166 他色眯眯的鬼头鬼脑淫淫贱贱 40 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,100 但是他命很硬运气又好 41 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,566 我想他是最佳的人选呐 42 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:38,766 今天晚上我手工一定很帅 43 00:03:38,766 --> 00:03:40,033 千万不要找到公主 44 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,100 我要整容 45 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,033 哎嘿嘿今天晚上一定找到你 46 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,066 怎柔啊怎柔啊 47 00:03:50,266 --> 00:03:52,433 怎柔啊怎柔公主 48 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,966 公你妈个头啊公主你不要乱说话 49 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,800 曾荣曾荣曾荣 50 00:03:58,366 --> 00:04:01,866 哈哈哈我就说我今天晚上首播 51 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:05,366 今晚是公主夫人伺候伟爵耶啊 52 00:04:05,366 --> 00:04:07,333 是公主怎么会这样呢 53 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,933 刚才明明转到曾柔的吗 54 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:11,066 今晚我要你好看太好了 55 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,700 怎么办呢快开门口 56 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,766 哎哎哎不要 57 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:37,566 不要推我你们俩怎么翻身的 58 00:04:37,566 --> 00:04:40,200 哎呀你们拉我也没有用啊 59 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,266 我衣服重吗 60 00:04:41,266 --> 00:04:42,266 似乎当然慢 61 00:04:42,266 --> 00:04:45,100 哎呀我说我会进去就会进去的 62 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,433 哎哎哎不要推我 63 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,500 公主哈哈哈你穿这样什么意思啊 64 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,166 哦哦没有没有没有 65 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,300 那是因为要见你所以穿的隆重一点 66 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,300 盾牌怎么没带来呢 67 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,233 哦对了我去拿我去拿 68 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,100 看什么看什么 69 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,333 你们懂什么规范乐趣 70 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,900 等你们长大自然会知道了 71 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,000 去去去去去去 72 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:12,400 我们上床吧 73 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:14,433 我自己上哈 74 00:05:16,466 --> 00:05:18,166 哎哎我来帮你 75 00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:22,633 老婆你决定今天晚上玩什么花样 76 00:05:22,733 --> 00:05:23,966 我会疼你的 77 00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:26,466 老婆你要真疼我我就惨了哎呀 78 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,900 什么东西这么次啊 79 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:29,700 嗯啊 80 00:05:29,966 --> 00:05:33,000 是个狼牙棒啊哎这会打死人的 81 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,800 你是我老公我不打你我打谁啊啊 82 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,433 啊哦 83 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:46,766 喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂 84 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:53,933 韦爵也有姓氏在身不能下床接旨 85 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:55,400 那也没关系 86 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:59,333 奉天承运皇帝诏曰传韦小宝 87 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,333 火速进攻 88 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,800 面圣钦此 89 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,700 老婆没办法了皇上召我火速进攻 90 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,933 我再怎么样也得进攻去谢恩才行啊 91 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,400 对不对老婆阿福被救 92 00:06:09,566 --> 00:06:12,066 等等先做完再去嗯 93 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,433 哎国家兴亡 94 00:06:15,466 --> 00:06:16,900 男子有责 95 00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:18,800 朝廷养我千日 96 00:06:18,866 --> 00:06:20,666 很可能就用在今天 97 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:23,733 我们的儿女私情先放在一边先了嗯 98 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:24,766 先坐 99 00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:28,933 先去吧先坐先去吧 100 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:30,900 那一边坐一边去了啊 101 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,266 好吧来呀 102 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,866 老公啊我还不够哎我等你回来啊 103 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,466 围城轻挑浮躁情场下手玉树临风 104 00:07:08,466 --> 00:07:10,266 大富大贵一等鹿鼎功 105 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:12,666 韦小宝朱尼尔叩见皇上 106 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,266 平身谢皇上 107 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,266 皇上你这么急叫我入宫 108 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:20,900 不知道有什么要紧的事啊 109 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,900 找你当然有事了过来坐着聊哦 110 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,600 哼嗯 111 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,500 哎皇上啊 112 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,566 你霍的这个货太逊了 113 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,500 味道好像很普通哎哎 114 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,933 要不试试看韦臣这个泰国货啊 115 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:40,466 那我就试试啊好 116 00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:42,600 是陈太监给韦臣的 117 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,066 不要糊太大口啊皇上 118 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,633 哎呀保重龙体啊皇上 119 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,466 好呛啊对啊 120 00:07:51,466 --> 00:07:52,933 一口就上头了 121 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,966 嘿嘿啊这好闷呐 122 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,800 咱们出去走一走好啊 123 00:07:59,766 --> 00:08:00,566 啊 124 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,400 魏晨曦兴奋超过了皇上一点点 125 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,333 请皇上恕罪 126 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,600 少说屁话 127 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:08,900 你老板啊最近有事心里很烦 128 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,700 皇上头痛 129 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,466 小宝生养 130 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:11,900 有什么事皇上尽管吩咐 131 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,666 小宝一定尽力而为的 132 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,233 哎废话你就少说 133 00:08:16,566 --> 00:08:17,900 我把你当朋友 134 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:20,366 现在呢我有一件很艰难的事情 135 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,500 我需要你帮忙去处理 136 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,966 你扪心自问 137 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,833 如果把我当朋友 138 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,833 你才好答应哦 139 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,600 我当皇上何止是朋友 140 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,000 我只是把皇上当神一样拜打人 141 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,566 尤其是国难当前 142 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,133 卧位小宝就算是上刀山下油锅 143 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,800 眼睛都不会扎一下的 144 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:44,466 嘿嘿 145 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,800 这小王八蛋 146 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,233 每次都拿友情这个包袱来压我 147 00:08:49,866 --> 00:08:50,666 嗯 148 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,066 我刚刚讲的那件艰难任务 149 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,000 就是跟我从罗刹 150 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,033 国抢回来的时光穿梭轮有关哦 151 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,800 那个就是穿梭轮呐 152 00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:00,466 颜色很鲜艳的 153 00:09:00,466 --> 00:09:01,800 是黄金的 154 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,166 可是外形有点像茶壶哎 155 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,700 皇上不知道这个穿梭仑有什么功用 156 00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:08,300 可谓解释一下 157 00:09:08,566 --> 00:09:10,366 待你去300年之后啊 158 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,933 为什么要去300年之后呢 159 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:16,833 找老婆哦 160 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:20,166 围城已经有7个不用再找了哎呀 161 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,900 坏蛋我连一个都没有嗯 162 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,166 说的也是啊 163 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,800 那关我什么事啊 164 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,766 小宝 165 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:28,600 上前听风 166 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,700 为臣听旨 167 00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:37,733 皇上 168 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,566 你师傅打过来了师傅打下来了 169 00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:40,833 皇上不要 170 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,900 这怎么能做人呢 171 00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:50,500 皇上那个茶壶烧成炭了 172 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:51,766 启动 173 00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:54,533 皇上刚才试验穿梭轮意外发生爆炸 174 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:55,800 穿梭轮化为灰烬 175 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:57,933 不用你说我看见了 176 00:09:57,933 --> 00:09:59,133 希望皇上看见 177 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:00,466 我们已经尽了力了 178 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,166 既然尽了力还是这样的话我看算了 179 00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:04,666 魏臣希望能够 180 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,766 带罪立功 181 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,800 最后一个一定可以成功 182 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,433 后天照样可以出发 183 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,500 拼一下 184 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,500 啊这样还要拼啊 185 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,900 皇上我最近运气不太好哎 186 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,833 如果你真的不想去的话 187 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:23,233 那我自己去 188 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,266 那就是还要我去了 189 00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:31,766 师傅 190 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,266 弟子这一趟出去 191 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,066 不知道能不能活着回来 192 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,600 来 193 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,500 弟子一次喂饱你 194 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,066 你慢慢享用吧 195 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,633 希望你保佑弟子 196 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,366 完整的去 197 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:54,833 完整的回来 198 00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,166 拜托了师傅 199 00:11:00,866 --> 00:11:01,800 咦 200 00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,433 师傅的脸色好红润啊 201 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,766 一定是产生吃喝玩乐 202 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:09,366 时辰到了 203 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:10,766 转转轮盘 204 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,900 哼轮轮轮轮什么我今天心情不好 205 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,200 叫他们来轮我 206 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,433 是是是是是 207 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:18,933 哼 208 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,200 咦 209 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,566 念念口诀 210 00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,666 看看师傅会不会现身 211 00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,766 床前明月隐身窗 212 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,166 没有人呐 213 00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:38,166 我一念口诀就应该有人现身的啊 214 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,166 师傅一定去上茅房了 215 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:45,700 小宝你找师傅有什么事啊 216 00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:50,700 啊师傅啊是这样的啊 217 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,866 我只是看口诀管不管用而已哼 218 00:11:53,866 --> 00:11:55,400 有什么好事的 219 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,266 你个香蕉法拉斯果兵 220 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,966 没事我走了哎师傅慢走啊 221 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,166 时代变了是否也会骂脏话 222 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,500 来来 223 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,966 来来来来 224 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,733 宫女啊快点拿博品进来啊 225 00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:25,866 哎呀才弄了三次不会有事的 226 00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:28,566 我说他不会有事就不会有事 227 00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:32,133 老公啊我送样东西给你 228 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,600 这是御乳房 229 00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,800 我要你记住我不准碰别的女人呢 230 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,166 我有分寸的 231 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,533 姐姐啊我看老公身子这么差 232 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,600 要不要运宫帮他打通经脉啊 233 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,600 好吧你们把他扶起来哦来来 234 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,900 小心啊小心小心 235 00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:51,066 喂你们运工就运工啊 236 00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:51,966 不要突然 237 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,266 有几位夫人在这啊伟爷一定没事呢 238 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,900 这次伟爷啊便一定可以出的满满的 239 00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:11,866 启禀皇上 240 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,233 薛权已到 241 00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:17,766 魏爵爷你只要朝着东北方向 242 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:21,033 经纬18度哎呀好了 243 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,200 你说说看要怎么样才能找到皇后啊 244 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,000 哎 245 00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:28,166 魏爵爷佛祖显灵表示皇后是出身在 246 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,466 根子暮年三月初九饮食出身的童女 247 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,166 童女要怎么分别啊哈哈 248 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:39,100 所以我替你准备了一只水晶棒 249 00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:42,133 只要是处女一碰到呢 250 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,266 就会显出耀眼的金光 251 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:46,233 哇这么厉害 252 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,333 那淫妇摸了呢 253 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,300 呃淫妇摸了就会显出耀眼的红光 254 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,800 哎请 255 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,033 小宝啊 256 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,666 我赐你一把尚方宝剑 257 00:13:58,766 --> 00:14:01,466 还有三箱珠宝拿去应急 258 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,033 应用则用 259 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:06,700 谢皇上我也觉得去我觉得我服你 260 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,500 来 261 00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:19,200 关门吧哎等一下 262 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,233 皇上 263 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,833 你不要忘了答应过我的事 264 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,533 哎关门吧 265 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,300 那还得等我尿急啊 266 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,400 哎算了算了 267 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,666 难道这就是300年后的世界 268 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,366 这么香啊 269 00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:20,300 啊这是什么狗啊啊啊 270 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,300 死狗啊不要追我啊啊啊走开啊 271 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:28,066 死狗啊不要追我啊不要啊啊哎呦 272 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:33,666 我怎么会在这里呢 273 00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:35,633 难道是他救我回来的 274 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,766 不过看他的长相不像坏人哈哈 275 00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:38,666 哎大路仔 276 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:39,700 他长得还来 277 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,266 啊先把这碗面吃了 278 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,966 幸好我在茅坑救了你啊 279 00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:46,600 不然你早就淹死喽 280 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,933 请问这里是什么地方 281 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:50,933 你又是何许人也 282 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,000 什么地方 283 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:54,366 这里是皇家香港警察 284 00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,933 新界北区指挥总部 285 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,966 都管不到我们的麻烟湖村派出所 286 00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:00,100 我是所长 287 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,866 关键是一毛三 288 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,533 认识我的人呢都叫我华叔 289 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:07,566 不认识我的呢就叫我条子或者阿四 290 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,500 也就是你们那里的公安啊 291 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,333 你刚才说的太快了 292 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,666 我实在没有办法领悟过来 293 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,333 麻烦你把刚才说的再说一次 294 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,066 哎呀不用啊 295 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,066 你只要解释一下什么叫条子就行了 296 00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:21,033 条子呢就是维持地方治安的人 297 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,600 哎呀你不要跟我装傻了 298 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,366 我知道你是从那边偷偷过来的啊 299 00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:27,866 快点把这碗面吃掉 300 00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:29,566 我马上把你再送过去 301 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,100 过去 302 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:32,933 过去哪里啊 303 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:33,733 哼 304 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,300 哎请问当今皇帝是哪一位 305 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,033 我有些事情想跟他谈呢 306 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,100 皇帝嗯哈哈啊 307 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,300 那个就是皇帝啊啊 308 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,700 母的番邦那现在还有没清朝 309 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,033 清朝 310 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,666 白痴江湖第一大帮会是不是天地会 311 00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:53,233 香港第一大帮会是马会 312 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:54,466 马会 313 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,066 那我哪天得去拜访一下马会才行啊 314 00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,733 有志气可惜你没有身份证啊 315 00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:01,500 什么身份证 316 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,300 哎呀不要想那么多了 317 00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,033 趁着阿超没有回来我先把你送过去 318 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,700 哼哼啊阿超没有这么好脾气哦 319 00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,033 他一看你偷渡了就会俩狂哦 320 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,000 两公两公是什么 321 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,033 俩公就是我这个样子 322 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:20,566 师傅师傅这次师叔也救不了你了 323 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,966 偷渡的 324 00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:26,833 哎师傅有你在这就好了哎 325 00:18:26,966 --> 00:18:29,900 这件不是我梦寐以求的僵尸装 326 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:32,266 为什么我在玩具梵斗城里找不到 327 00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:35,066 说话你给我刷 328 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,400 刷刷 329 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,366 哎师傅刷 330 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,200 哎哎哎 331 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,733 不要不要不要哎哎不要冲动啊 332 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:43,700 不要拍我啊 333 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,966 哎我说是啊不要不要跟我说啊你 334 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,966 你要我说你得先问我为什么 335 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,500 为什么我在玩具反斗城找不到一件 336 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,800 适合我穿的僵尸装的 337 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,866 我每天都穿这件衣服的 338 00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,966 哎师傅你的鞭怎么不见了 339 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,066 你的鞭呢 340 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:03,133 别人编在下面 341 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,400 你以为我不会开枪啊 342 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,000 我告诉你你如果你再不告诉我行 343 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,733 我就开枪啊 344 00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:09,100 快走什么是偷渡吗 345 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,866 阿萨苏要不然我再开枪了 346 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,366 你不相信我会开枪做的会连累我的 347 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:15,900 哎呀在山头上又有什么不好呢 348 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,400 那空气又清新又不用做事 349 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,633 你不要老是想调回去立功升职了是 350 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,800 哎 351 00:19:22,966 --> 00:19:25,500 你再不听我的我就在你面前自杀 352 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,300 好那我帮 353 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:30,166 你聘啊哎呀这么近都打不准真是 354 00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:32,800 哎华叔哎妈 355 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,900 哎别跑别跑别跑 356 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,266 在玩放屁看谁大声 357 00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,200 哎呀东西打破了没有啊 358 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,600 没事没事啊哎 359 00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:42,200 快过去啊 360 00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:44,833 皇后啊你快过来一起来呀 361 00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:58,866 哎呀那咱说一个一个来 362 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,966 我说我要跟我们家那个死鬼离婚 363 00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:04,766 你不是霸道什么啊上来帮帮忙啊 364 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,166 我告诉你可不要怪我啊 365 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,666 我扁你也是为你好 366 00:20:09,966 --> 00:20:12,566 哎陈其南你究竟是不是我师傅啊 367 00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,000 现在只需要我们两个人 368 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,700 你就老实跟我说吧说什么 369 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,666 我是小宝 370 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,600 哎呀你要是小宝我就是小叮当 371 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,600 无敌铁叮当叫我扁你哈哈 372 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,000 你有什么东西哎你的手没事吧 373 00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,166 我这辈子最恨偷渡客了 374 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:25,933 你知道为什么 375 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,366 说来也没有别的原因你懒 376 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,066 他们偷我就别扁他们哪里别别别 377 00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:31,766 小姑娘哎 378 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:35,100 那边了你不跟我走没有关系啊 379 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,900 可是我生平最恨我在讲话的时候 380 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,000 人家在我面前走来走去晃来晃 381 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:43,900 叽叽呱呱吵的人家心里都烦死了 382 00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,800 我靠这里就有些老太婆 383 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,566 是不是降落错地方了 384 00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:54,966 喂喂喂 385 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,966 喂喂你刚刚什么东西戳我怎么哇靠 386 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,133 什么东西这么脆啊 387 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,300 哎我刚说到哪里了 388 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,500 哦对了我这辈子最恨长跳蚤了 389 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,400 养不是问题啊 390 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,000 刮毛可就难受了 391 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:07,800 今天海水温度是25度 392 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,300 吹亲近东南风 393 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,066 时速15海里 394 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,566 准备好没有 395 00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:14,933 好了不要说那么多了 396 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:16,700 我现在给你一条路走 397 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,200 你自己处理吧 398 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,166 哎哪里有路啊哎仙门石大海哎 399 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,266 那你游回去 400 00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:28,333 我不会游啊那你飘回去我不会飘啊 401 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,900 你他妈像坏路啊 402 00:21:30,966 --> 00:21:33,233 皇后我来找你那个茬哦 403 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,266 那我该拜拜了 404 00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:38,500 华叔啊你知不知道哎 405 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,500 我真的好急啊哎哎不要毛鼠狗小子 406 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,366 这里进村的人很多啊 407 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,700 我跟我老公性生活不协调 408 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,900 我要跟他离婚好跟你呀哎啊 409 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,466 不打扰你们我妥一下啊哎哎 410 00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:51,600 那个阿军找你啊 411 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,700 哎哎哎完蛋了 412 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,900 你知不知道你老公长得怎么办啊 413 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:56,700 真的啊 414 00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,133 好拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜 415 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,500 慢走啊好拜拜 416 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,333 老哥我收到消息 417 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:03,933 今天西贡 418 00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:06,000 全场晚上有一大票大陆客在那边 419 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,166 我是一定会抓到他们的 420 00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:08,366 你赶快打电话给你大哥 421 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:09,666 叫他多派两个人给我 422 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,066 跟我一起去我一次一定抓到他们 423 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:12,200 什么人手啊 424 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,300 只有牛村口有一头你先去吧哎呦 425 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,933 阿超啊你收到的消息啊 426 00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:19,500 全部都是胡说八道的 427 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,533 如果你真想立功啊 428 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,466 就快点帮我告诉这堆档案 429 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,366 阿超这堆档案全部都是你的 430 00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:29,000 全部是投诉你欠人家钱不还的 431 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,966 哎阿成好了不要再吵了好不好 432 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,600 你这样怎么当人家大哥吗 433 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,700 你又怎么当人家小弟啊 434 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,100 我去做你爱情顾问吧你 435 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,533 你回去做小叮当吧 436 00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:39,966 老师这么爱赌你怎么做人呢 437 00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:41,666 哎花叔啊哎 438 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,666 我想请你看电影啊票已经买好了哎 439 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,766 七点钟在门口见呢哎哈哈哈 440 00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:53,066 一个人长得帅真是麻烦 441 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,533 哦原来是鸡哥水哥你们呐哈哈哈 442 00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:17,466 哎不好意思啊 443 00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:19,000 找错地方摸错门牌了哈 444 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,533 不好意思啊拜拜拜拜 445 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,833 哎哎哎哎 446 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,000 还不快点超哥上来 447 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:25,700 哎才哥啊 448 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,000 最近好久没见你在欢乐天地打球了 449 00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:32,466 我现在就代表游仙旺 450 00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:34,500 7个厂子9个窑子 451 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,233 给你把价好好的算一算 452 00:23:36,366 --> 00:23:37,966 一共是15万 453 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,066 没钱还就拿器官来还 454 00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:41,366 喂别这样子嘛 455 00:23:41,366 --> 00:23:42,100 再怎么说我也得 456 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,166 过香港皇家警察最有钱出新人奖啊 457 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,500 好歹给个面子是吧 458 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,866 给你妈的面子 459 00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:49,700 我妈妈在家里料理家务耶 460 00:23:49,933 --> 00:23:51,100 不要逼我 461 00:23:55,566 --> 00:23:58,666 告诉我你这破烂玩意哪里捡回来的 462 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,800 柴哥我不骗你了 463 00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:03,866 这个宝贝市价400多块 464 00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:05,200 人见人爱的家传宝贝 465 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,500 说什么你也不能把它拿走啊你 466 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,466 玉在人在玉王人王 467 00:24:12,466 --> 00:24:14,700 你拿了我的东西好歹要给我一点钱 468 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,300 你不说我还不知道这东西 469 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,766 对你那么重要呢 470 00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:20,466 玉王仁王是不是 471 00:24:20,466 --> 00:24:22,500 哼你去死吧啊 472 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,566 哎呦 473 00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:27,433 好痛啊啊 474 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,000 啊 475 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:34,166 啊谁那么缺德软扔东西啊 476 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,533 大哥我们能丢的啊啊 477 00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:38,200 熊哥这我们能丢的 478 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,566 对不起啊熊哥 479 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,166 熊哥熊总 480 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:46,700 十块啊十块 481 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,766 我说十块就十块 482 00:24:48,766 --> 00:24:50,666 哪有那么多啊熊嫂只不过擦破皮 483 00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:53,266 而且龙乳也不用那么多啊我给你 484 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,100 嗯 485 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,200 你给我 486 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,533 哦那可能不值哦哎才哥你是行家 487 00:24:58,533 --> 00:25:00,200 你叫熊哥多加一点嘛 488 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,666 有钱拿你还啰嗦 489 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,000 熊哥说多少就是多少啊啊 490 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 说多少多少 491 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,600 拿去哎谢谢熊哥 492 00:25:06,866 --> 00:25:08,166 才5万呢啊 493 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,866 我老婆看医生不用钱啊 494 00:25:09,866 --> 00:25:11,400 哎呀公道当然公道 495 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,733 这种大哥可以跟啊 496 00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:14,200 现在江湖上很少了 497 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,266 你们要好好听话哎才哥 498 00:25:16,966 --> 00:25:18,933 不要烦了啊来你不要开玩笑 499 00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:20,166 你东西还给你 500 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,466 熊哥这是逆袭 501 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,733 以后有什么古董通通拿来给我 502 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:26,500 不用以后了 503 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,900 我马上回去采我奶奶来啊 504 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:30,433 各位大哥再见了啊啊 505 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,066 他妈的居然推我下海 506 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,866 幸好被狼打回来 507 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:43,166 下次被我遇到一定还扁他 508 00:25:47,466 --> 00:25:48,700 啊没有人 509 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,200 walk on 510 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,100 进不去了 511 00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,166 你在干什么 512 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,300 哇好大 513 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:36,266 哇好白啊 514 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:39,600 哇连裤子也要脱了 515 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:45,866 洗澡了洗澡了 516 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:59,033 哇好棒啊 517 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,033 哇 518 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,700 正点了 519 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,466 转过来呀 520 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,833 转过来呀转 521 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,766 你不转你妈的我来转你 522 00:27:21,466 --> 00:27:22,266 哦 523 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,666 啊啊 524 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,000 小偷啊小偷啊抓小偷啊 525 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,700 快点啊小偷啊小偷啊 526 00:27:50,366 --> 00:27:51,566 我卑鄙 527 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,566 我瞎溜 528 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,600 我龌龊 529 00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,300 我不介意大家恨我 530 00:28:01,466 --> 00:28:02,800 毒打我 531 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,100 侮辱我 532 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,200 切割我 533 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 甚至 534 00:28:10,966 --> 00:28:12,900 甚至用力我 535 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,433 哎呀老兄啊你现在在说故事啊 536 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,933 你先把我们放了吧 537 00:28:18,933 --> 00:28:21,000 最多你说怎么样就怎么样啊 538 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:23,500 那你是不是在说赌气话啊 539 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,100 哎我知道现在就算我死了 540 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,633 也弥补不了 541 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,966 好白好白啊 542 00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:35,500 哎呦好嫩好嫩啊 543 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,633 都弥补不了 544 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,300 这位美丽标志小姐内心的创伤 545 00:28:42,933 --> 00:28:44,700 所以我决定了 546 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:47,466 哎 547 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,433 离开这个伤心地啊 548 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,866 但是在我走以前 549 00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,833 我要公开这个村子一个天大的秘密 550 00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:05,033 我跟我老公离婚是为了跟华叔啊 551 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,766 我承认我隆过汝 552 00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:09,833 不过那是十几年前的事了安静点 553 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,366 我出了那个安静晚宴 554 00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:15,266 做错了我全身上下都是 555 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:18,000 等我牙齿我要查好啊哎呀 556 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,233 这个秘密就是村子里有 557 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,466 宝藏宝 558 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,900 藏我随便说说他们就姓哈 559 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:27,733 那个宝藏呢 560 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:30,500 就在这个山头附近的周围了 561 00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:32,700 你们自己去挖啊喂 562 00:29:32,866 --> 00:29:34,966 让我抱好送到你们家里给你啊 563 00:29:34,966 --> 00:29:36,700 不会自己去挖啊自己去挖 564 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,566 死脑筋自己去挖 565 00:29:40,966 --> 00:29:41,766 在这 566 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:58,700 哎呀哇我挖到珠宝了 567 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,400 好多珠宝啊 568 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:01,400 快来看呐 569 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,900 我老爸的儿子要发财了 570 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:08,166 啊真的是珠宝啊 571 00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:09,166 真的有宝藏啊 572 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:09,733 哇 573 00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:12,766 发财了不然你还以为我在放屁啊 574 00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:14,666 嘿嘿赶分头去挖 575 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:17,300 分头去挖啊继续挖啊快点去挖 576 00:30:17,366 --> 00:30:18,633 还有很多啊 577 00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,400 哈哈哈哈哈 578 00:30:22,566 --> 00:30:26,500 宝爷哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 579 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:31,566 哈哈宝爷哈哈哈超哥哈哈哈超哥宝 580 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:33,300 爷还没睡呀啊 581 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,533 没睡呀哈哈哈哈宝爷宝爷哈哈哈 582 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,200 你条路让我走是吧 583 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,366 从背后推我下宝爷 584 00:30:39,766 --> 00:30:41,433 哎呦宝爷宝爷 585 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,700 哎宝爷旋转180度旋风劈腿 586 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,566 你以为我要出场啊 587 00:30:49,566 --> 00:30:52,433 不要吵阿超下海去挖宝藏了继续挖 588 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,866 我最恨别人从背后推我下海 589 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,333 看你那副德行 590 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,500 浑身都湿透了冷日发抖 591 00:31:01,266 --> 00:31:03,600 拜托你先把它擦干好不好 592 00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:05,066 谢谢 593 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:09,866 哎呀宝哥哎呀你脸上有灰尘呢啊 594 00:31:09,966 --> 00:31:11,466 我帮你擦掉啊 595 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,300 哎哎哎宝哥呃 596 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,100 不知道还有没有宝藏你急啥 597 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,366 用钱啊啊哎不是不是 598 00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:19,566 随便问问而已啊 599 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:22,000 我进去帮你把内裤洗干净啊嗯 600 00:31:25,866 --> 00:31:28,466 哈哈哈哈哈宝爷宝爷宝爷 601 00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:30,133 这碗洋葱面怎么样啊 602 00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:32,600 哎呀你是中国人我是中国人 603 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,666 大家都是中国人 604 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,266 早晚变成一家人 605 00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:37,266 现在交个朋友也无妨啊 606 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,666 你是中国人万禧达文郎 607 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:40,966 哎不啦 608 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:44,266 逮湾狼挖新郎丢狗狼打给龙喜郎吗 609 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,266 你那块鱼真是值钱呐 610 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,466 没有那块玉啊我真的会被扁死啊 611 00:31:48,466 --> 00:31:49,766 我朋友一看到他不啰嗦 612 00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:50,800 马上出价10万 613 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,000 看你这么听话我就收你做小弟了 614 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,766 谢谢宝爷哎可是宝爷啊 615 00:31:54,766 --> 00:31:56,633 我到底有什么好处呢 616 00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:57,733 嗯 617 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,000 啊有这么大方的你答应我三个条件 618 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,200 好没问题 619 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,000 第一 620 00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:05,933 以后你吃我住我的我吃定你 621 00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:07,833 好没问题那第二嘞 622 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,466 第二帮我找个处女 623 00:32:10,466 --> 00:32:11,933 哎呀那就比较麻烦了 624 00:32:11,933 --> 00:32:12,766 这个不好找啊 625 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:13,866 不过我有一个处男 626 00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,000 不知道适不适合保研 627 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,200 你第三啊 628 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:16,766 第三个问题 629 00:32:16,766 --> 00:32:19,666 没问题没问题你不要烦我行不行啊 630 00:32:19,766 --> 00:32:21,266 我不烦嗯 631 00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:24,266 哎哎我我我哎点你在哪里呀 632 00:32:24,266 --> 00:32:25,366 在这里保研 633 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,633 现在女孩子喜欢什么钱 634 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,000 要不然就是花 635 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,366 要不然就是给宝爷爷爽一下 636 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,366 爽一下哎爽什么啊 637 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,433 小雨小姐你早啊怎么是你啊 638 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,200 怎么不是我啊你要干什么哈哈哈 639 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,133 我想来跟小姐交个朋友 640 00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:53,866 你快点走啊四个郎 641 00:32:54,566 --> 00:32:55,700 啊哈哈 642 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,300 银票 643 00:32:59,866 --> 00:33:01,633 哈哈哈走啊你 644 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,300 你要我走 645 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,766 你嫌我的前臭 646 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,400 你秀不动 647 00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:12,233 秀斗秀斗什么意思 648 00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:17,866 阿超你又乱小便小心我把你给切了 649 00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:19,366 不小便难道大便了 650 00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:21,166 哎宝爷宝爷怎么了 651 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:21,866 心情不好啊 652 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:24,600 一大早起来就棺材脸小心中邪什么 653 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,800 哎呀宝爷今天我带你到城里去 654 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,400 早上先带你到半岛吃早点 655 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,533 中午去逛百货公司 656 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:31,800 晚上去大富豪宵夜我们去九龙塘 657 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:34,666 这就是啊 658 00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:37,066 随便把它整理一下不用搞什么花样 659 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,066 只要像个人样好 660 00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:40,466 没问题呀哎干什么不能捡啊 661 00:33:40,466 --> 00:33:42,066 我们大兴律律师留房不留头 662 00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:43,566 给你剪掉还能做人呢 663 00:33:43,766 --> 00:33:45,200 留什么剪了 664 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,466 我跟你说我把它剪完了你想干什么 665 00:33:47,466 --> 00:33:48,766 日差死你 666 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,166 跟你讲了不能捡吧 667 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,600 编辫子吧宝爷 668 00:33:52,933 --> 00:33:55,600 当然了来来个羊唇鞭 669 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,300 那这里啊是香港最热闹的地方 670 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,966 尖沙咀有他特别多的购物中心 671 00:34:00,966 --> 00:34:02,200 特别多的行人 672 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,466 特别多的斑马线特别多的计程车 673 00:34:04,466 --> 00:34:06,566 特别多的条子特别多的珠宝店 674 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:07,800 特别多的灯柱特别多的灯柱 675 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,100 特别多的栏杆 676 00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:10,166 走过去一点点 677 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:11,100 尖东海湾 678 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,666 日日夜夜都有很多人在打kiss 679 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:15,966 打kiss啊 680 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,333 就是咬来咬去啊 681 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,300 要么钱不要钱我就过去啊 682 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,266 有时候不要 683 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,800 至于皇后呢 684 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,200 不是说找就找得到的 685 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,966 在找到之前呢你就先住我这里 686 00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:26,566 一切衣食住行你包了 687 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:28,766 我这没有问题啊大家好兄弟们 688 00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:31,966 我靠你们家怎么这么破啊 689 00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:33,800 哎没有人伺候我是睡不着的 690 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,566 找皇后身上有点狼啊哎 691 00:34:35,566 --> 00:34:37,033 你脖子上东西偷下来给我 692 00:34:37,066 --> 00:34:39,566 大概也是个两三百块哦 693 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:42,500 喏给你啊 694 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,000 哎最近车费又涨了 695 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,200 我打算到澳门帮你找一个 696 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:45,733 这个也拖下来 697 00:34:45,733 --> 00:34:47,833 这款你也要来给我来 698 00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:50,166 两回都给你了 699 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,766 太好了我走了哎呦这下暴袭 700 00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:55,266 辛苦了 701 00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:06,000 我听说车费没有涨价 702 00:35:10,266 --> 00:35:12,833 不会吧为什么不会 703 00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:14,333 啊 704 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,733 哇塞这么高跳下来都没事 705 00:35:17,733 --> 00:35:19,666 这小子是不是有特异功能啊 706 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,733 哎今天有什么好货色没有了 707 00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:23,666 普通了 708 00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:26,166 明末清初长平公主的胆识而已 709 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,366 哈哈你算一算 710 00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:29,966 哎这个老王八蛋又拿丸子来骗我 711 00:35:29,966 --> 00:35:31,266 好了随便了 712 00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:33,200 改天割康熙的包皮给你啊 713 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,033 喂大眼睛 714 00:35:45,466 --> 00:35:46,466 快进来呀 715 00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:50,300 你要我帮你找那个什么皇后 716 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,466 我正在帮你找哎 717 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:53,566 你要喝的热柠檬汁我也买来了 718 00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:55,766 哎呀我在做事了你先放下来吧 719 00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:57,500 啊你真是勤快啊 720 00:35:58,766 --> 00:36:00,300 哎这个太蓄了吧 721 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:04,366 哎这个在大佛见过这颗要念几年呢 722 00:36:04,366 --> 00:36:05,400 两三年吧 723 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,066 两三年吗走开了 724 00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:13,166 怎么这么香 725 00:36:13,366 --> 00:36:15,100 擦香水不告诉你 726 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,766 花露水不是厕所清洁剂 727 00:36:17,766 --> 00:36:22,000 要死了哎哎哎哎呀惨了惨了啊 728 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,800 我糟了啊放心放心放心 729 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,166 只有一部分一部分一部分呢啊 730 00:36:28,466 --> 00:36:30,066 强攻撞击了啊不要担心 731 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:30,966 我们去找媳妇 732 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:32,666 fuck you 733 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:35,700 fuck you 734 00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:39,166 fuck you哎 735 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:41,066 你怎么那么厉害知道我出事了 736 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,166 你叫我查那件事啊 737 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,966 我快查到了是不是真的 738 00:36:43,966 --> 00:36:44,366 真的 739 00:36:44,366 --> 00:36:47,466 半年左右吧保证有消息手到擒来啊 740 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,566 很快很快了你说什么 741 00:36:49,766 --> 00:36:51,633 你是不是半年都不能等啊 742 00:36:51,966 --> 00:36:53,200 fuck you 743 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,666 hey这下正在发酒啊上 744 00:36:58,333 --> 00:36:59,366 下一位 745 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:03,933 啊 746 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,966 中小姐是吧麻烦你把手伸出来右手 747 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,466 啊请你问一下我这根东西你那根 748 00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:13,366 哦不是这一根啊 749 00:37:13,866 --> 00:37:15,000 嗯 750 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:17,266 嗯 751 00:37:19,466 --> 00:37:21,100 谢谢淫荡 752 00:37:21,966 --> 00:37:22,966 可以走了 753 00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,800 晚上我扣你银娃 754 00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:29,366 我晚上要上班我扣你好了好啊哈哈 755 00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:30,700 下一位 756 00:37:32,766 --> 00:37:33,600 啊 757 00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,266 皇上解释吧请你握一下这根东西 758 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,500 怎么会绿色的 759 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,866 不红不晶什么意思 760 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,200 哦可以了 761 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:46,066 嗯请问一下 762 00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:48,366 你最近有没有被别人吃过你的猪啊 763 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:52,066 没有不过我最近有一次喝醉了 764 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:53,800 睡醒之后猪就不见了 765 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,400 怎么找都找不回来 766 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,066 嗯你有没有报警啊 767 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,666 没有啊那你就不是处女了 768 00:37:59,666 --> 00:38:00,566 神经病啊 769 00:38:00,566 --> 00:38:02,700 哪有这么多处女啊要想找处女 770 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,033 到幼稚园去找吧哎对你 771 00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:08,066 下一位 772 00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:42,100 不好意思不好意思不好意思 773 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,466 哎哎哎档案档案在哪里啊 774 00:38:48,466 --> 00:38:51,166 档案啊档案在后面呢 775 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:55,100 你可不可以不要这么敏感 776 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,366 你也很敏感 777 00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:01,300 伤不起你呀哥啊啊啊啊 778 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,466 档案到底在哪里啊 779 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,700 不要管档案了管管您的小弟弟吧 780 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:06,566 啊 781 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,300 不好意思啊不好意思啊 782 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,133 嗯 783 00:39:11,866 --> 00:39:12,700 啊 784 00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:16,233 小姐从泰国来啊泰国水果不错啊 785 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:19,066 泰国的榴莲最好了 786 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,233 哈哈哈哈哎 787 00:39:22,766 --> 00:39:24,600 哎阿超我出去一下哎宝爷 788 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,266 哎宝爷宝爷 789 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,633 是不是有个东西要让我去 790 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,966 啊喂小姐 791 00:39:32,966 --> 00:39:35,266 嘿嘿我跟你真是有缘呐 792 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:36,800 每次都遇到你 793 00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:38,266 你要去哪里啊 794 00:39:38,266 --> 00:39:39,833 我去哪里关你什么事啊 795 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:42,900 哇好香啊你刚洗完澡用力洗香皂 796 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,200 你怎么还没洗 797 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,000 阿霞你要出去啊 798 00:39:47,266 --> 00:39:50,400 啊我每次看到你都想死啊 799 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,700 你为什么老是这么油嘴滑舌的 800 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:53,666 是很滑 801 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:57,200 啊你怎么知道我嘴很油 802 00:39:58,266 --> 00:39:59,500 舌头很滑的 803 00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:00,933 你去哪载我一拳呢 804 00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:01,700 走给你嗨 805 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:05,066 哎哎哎你怎么放我鸽子啊 806 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,000 还好我有庆功啊 807 00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:19,500 你不要再跟着我了好不好 808 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,300 哎呀我也不想跟着你啊 809 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:22,266 可是不知道为什么 810 00:40:22,266 --> 00:40:23,000 每次我看到你 811 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,866 总是被你吸的欲仙欲死 812 00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:27,066 我想我对你产生好感了 813 00:40:27,966 --> 00:40:28,866 我对你不但是 814 00:40:28,866 --> 00:40:31,866 没有好感而且还非常反感啊 815 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,066 啊哎这个你可以放心啊 816 00:40:34,066 --> 00:40:36,500 我有信心会让你对我不会产生反感 817 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,033 而且会对我日久生情的 818 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,833 我对你不会人狗生情的哦 819 00:40:42,866 --> 00:40:45,066 怎么会有人说自己是狗呢 820 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:48,233 哈哈哈刚才衣服不错啊 821 00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:51,433 嗨哦嗨好香啊 822 00:40:51,733 --> 00:40:53,666 哈尼他是谁呀哦 823 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:56,633 他就是我跟你提过的阿霞呀哦 824 00:40:57,066 --> 00:40:58,400 就是他 825 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,466 你当初的选择真是明智哎 826 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,700 我有同感 827 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,266 哎他就是你的新男朋友 828 00:41:07,266 --> 00:41:09,366 哦我不是他的新男朋友 829 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:14,200 我是他未来的老公啊哈哈哈哈哈哈 830 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,500 你找不到我这个最好的 831 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,400 也用不着找一个最差的呀 832 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,200 嗯不会呀 833 00:41:19,366 --> 00:41:21,666 这样才相称吗哈哈哈 834 00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:22,800 哎这位兄台 835 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,500 你只不过比我长得高一点 836 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,766 你怎么能在大庭广众之下羞辱我呢 837 00:41:26,766 --> 00:41:28,133 羞辱你又怎么样啊 838 00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:30,300 你身边这位也长得不怎么样嘛 839 00:41:31,133 --> 00:41:33,100 而且还有口臭啊 840 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:34,066 你说谁啊 841 00:41:34,066 --> 00:41:35,200 我说你三八 842 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,533 你再说一次你喜欢听我就再说一次 843 00:41:37,533 --> 00:41:40,066 你不但长得不怎么样而且还有口臭 844 00:41:40,066 --> 00:41:41,300 你哼 845 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,933 我们不要跟这种没有文化的人讲话 846 00:41:43,933 --> 00:41:45,100 我们去那边看看 847 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,300 好你我要去楼上看看哦你去吧 848 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,466 我在这等你嗯 849 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,100 蛮漂亮的 850 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:16,233 哼哼怎么样 851 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,500 什么时候有空 852 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,233 啊 853 00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:30,666 啊哈尼有人打我啊哈尼 854 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,800 可怜呐你怎么被打的那么惨呢 855 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,166 哎呀哎你有没有搞错啊 856 00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:38,266 打人打的那么重你到底是不是人呢 857 00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:39,766 谁想要偷看我换裤子 858 00:42:39,866 --> 00:42:42,166 你呀结交这个留辫子的小太保 859 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,400 还会黑社会打人 860 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,500 你迟早会被他推进火坑里当鲫鱼 861 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,500 你无耻下流淫贱 862 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,766 你别想我再喜欢你你应该打他呢啊 863 00:42:49,766 --> 00:42:50,900 你应该打他的吗 864 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:53,466 啊啊啊啊 865 00:42:53,466 --> 00:42:55,566 你居然连我也打啊 866 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:56,300 干嘛牵我 867 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:57,400 手啊啊没事 868 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,466 我头好晕你扶我一下我记住 869 00:42:59,466 --> 00:43:01,233 我一定会告你的 870 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,366 我们的一切是从纽约开始的啊 871 00:43:04,366 --> 00:43:05,700 洋鬼子的地方 872 00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:08,066 是纽约戏月哦 873 00:43:08,366 --> 00:43:10,000 洋鬼子的戏月啊 874 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,233 我跟他看七点半的电影 875 00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:15,466 是一部爱情片哦 876 00:43:15,466 --> 00:43:16,433 他说 877 00:43:16,466 --> 00:43:19,200 会像男主角对女主角那样的对我 878 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:20,900 至死不渝 879 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,600 永远都不分开 880 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,133 哎兄台什么事啊 881 00:43:25,133 --> 00:43:25,900 这是鱼吧 882 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,500 是啊新不新鲜呢 883 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:30,800 当然新鲜了哦好麻烦你帮我蒸一下 884 00:43:30,866 --> 00:43:33,266 还有啊切小块一点不要太大块啊 885 00:43:34,766 --> 00:43:36,500 用真的啊 886 00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:39,300 那真是太可怜了还不止这样呢 887 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,233 后来他又来找我 888 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,166 还说想跟我订婚 889 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,366 谁知道订婚前这个是什么 890 00:43:45,366 --> 00:43:47,066 他说没有考虑清楚 891 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,066 大家在分开 892 00:43:48,066 --> 00:43:50,500 冷面麻烦你帮我脱水我不能吃生的 893 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:55,266 神经哇那真是太过分了 894 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:57,766 就是他根本就没有人性 895 00:43:57,933 --> 00:43:59,266 我去下厕所 896 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,200 他的身世够可怜 897 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,400 不过可怜还是要上 898 00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:16,666 幸亏我随身带着这瓶半瓶乐7天的 899 00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:22,100 嘿嘿嘿看你能飞到哪里去嘿嘿嘿 900 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:37,800 反正都是乐 901 00:44:37,866 --> 00:44:40,633 就乐他个半个月吧 902 00:44:47,566 --> 00:44:50,033 先生已经拖过水了卸了 903 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,400 你真的在这里啊 904 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,366 哎你这个没良心的 905 00:44:52,366 --> 00:44:53,266 我到处帮你找皇后 906 00:44:53,266 --> 00:44:54,000 你穿这边吃东西 907 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,266 你浪费我的时间你知不知道 908 00:44:55,266 --> 00:44:56,000 哎呀别激动 909 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,766 大不了我给你点辛苦钱吗 910 00:44:57,766 --> 00:44:58,566 好啊 911 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:00,866 来吃一口哎你干什么 912 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,100 哎小姐你没事吧 913 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,000 哦原来在这泡马子 914 00:45:05,466 --> 00:45:06,700 那还情有可原 915 00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:08,966 哎阿霞你怎么了 916 00:45:08,966 --> 00:45:10,466 不舒服啊 917 00:45:10,966 --> 00:45:12,266 觉得头晕呢 918 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:13,533 你想的太多了 919 00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:15,400 我扶你过去坐下休息啊 920 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:18,866 哎呀你就是伤心过度了吗 921 00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:21,300 来先喝杯 922 00:45:23,366 --> 00:45:24,966 怎么那杯不见了他 923 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:33,800 哎完了没了 924 00:45:33,966 --> 00:45:35,466 干嘛啊你 925 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:38,433 全没有一杯可乐没有 926 00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:40,833 哎呀反正是没了 927 00:45:41,933 --> 00:45:44,466 哇你死定了啊是啊 928 00:45:44,466 --> 00:45:46,200 死定了又收了几十万啊 929 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,766 你们先走吧我帮你买单了 930 00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:49,066 保证你死定了 931 00:45:49,066 --> 00:45:51,466 哎老板来一颗排骨蛋炒饭啊 932 00:45:51,566 --> 00:45:53,133 多块排骨多点饭啊 933 00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:54,666 那就是两克对不对啊 934 00:45:54,966 --> 00:45:57,033 怎么样要不要上来坐坐 935 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,766 改天吧很晚了改天 936 00:45:59,766 --> 00:46:00,966 你知不知道 937 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,100 阿霞 938 00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:04,500 其实我的遭遇跟你很像 939 00:46:04,866 --> 00:46:05,800 所以我才 940 00:46:06,866 --> 00:46:07,766 哇 941 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:11,066 这下完蛋了 942 00:46:11,066 --> 00:46:12,333 你先回去我去看看阿超 943 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:14,033 哎你要小心一点啊你 944 00:46:15,566 --> 00:46:16,933 一定要脱裤子 945 00:46:16,933 --> 00:46:18,900 大家一起来脱裤子 946 00:46:19,133 --> 00:46:20,733 广场的我的小屁股 947 00:46:20,733 --> 00:46:22,800 打一个啦打一个啦 948 00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:29,366 啊啊啊我到底吃错了什么啊 949 00:46:30,566 --> 00:46:31,700 来呀 950 00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:33,200 啊 951 00:46:55,366 --> 00:46:57,433 啊啊 952 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,033 啊 953 00:47:01,866 --> 00:47:03,766 啊 954 00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:14,066 你救护车出来了没有 955 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:19,033 我朋友快被人家打死了 956 00:47:21,066 --> 00:47:24,866 你打我吧打死我好了 957 00:47:25,066 --> 00:47:28,666 这个样子我怎么做人啊你打吧打我 958 00:47:28,666 --> 00:47:30,666 你这个小王八蛋还敢说话 959 00:47:31,533 --> 00:47:33,200 你用那个东西偷我屁股 960 00:47:33,533 --> 00:47:34,733 你以为我愿意啊 961 00:47:34,733 --> 00:47:36,533 你身上除了屁股有洞之外 962 00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:37,866 还有哪里有洞啊 963 00:47:37,866 --> 00:47:39,466 去死哎呦 964 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:45,200 云朕 965 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:47,633 这一位呢 966 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,266 就是我从罗刹国起回来的高手 967 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,633 现在我有一个重要的任务 968 00:47:56,533 --> 00:48:00,033 就是派你们两个去300年后的地方 969 00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:01,833 追杀韦小宝 970 00:48:02,466 --> 00:48:04,033 这一次的任务 971 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,833 只许成功 972 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,200 不许失败是 973 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,966 我想来想去啊皇后是女人 974 00:48:11,966 --> 00:48:13,400 香港最多女人的地方啊 975 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,866 大概只有夜总会里面 976 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:15,866 你不要骗我 977 00:48:15,866 --> 00:48:17,000 哎呀你放心好了 978 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,900 这里酒吃肉林肉体横城啊 979 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:21,266 稍不留神就会吃的一脸都是奶 980 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,200 啊 981 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,366 宝爷宝爷睡着了不是我怕会吐 982 00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:35,300 就是香港美女不是死到哪去了 983 00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:41,266 哎宝爷你怎么了 984 00:48:41,266 --> 00:48:42,300 宝爷你没问题吧 985 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,100 宝爷 986 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,533 啊知道知道收到收到了解了解 987 00:48:45,533 --> 00:48:46,766 妈咪妈咪 988 00:48:46,900 --> 00:48:48,100 哎呀来了 989 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:49,633 老板有什么事吗 990 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:52,200 啊哇哎呀宝爷你忍耐一下啊 991 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,966 妈咪呀小姐呢 992 00:48:53,966 --> 00:48:54,966 都没问题啊 993 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:55,933 好大的问题啊 994 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,300 你看宝爷不行了我们怎么办啊 995 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:00,066 是吗那我就全换掉啊 996 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,533 那是不错了 997 00:49:01,533 --> 00:49:02,966 不过连你换掉更好 998 00:49:02,966 --> 00:49:04,933 two小姐跟我走 999 00:49:04,933 --> 00:49:06,800 不好意思啊各位不好意思 1000 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:08,166 不好意思不好意思 1001 00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:10,766 哎呀我胆子都快堵车走光了 1002 00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:12,900 来来来来来来来来来来来来 1003 00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:14,833 来来来了 1004 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,833 我有高哥这样老板小姐可不可以啊 1005 00:49:17,933 --> 00:49:19,466 可以可以真不错 1006 00:49:19,466 --> 00:49:20,600 来我胸口 1007 00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:23,000 好好啊大家都有 1008 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,566 来来来两位老板慢慢聊 1009 00:49:24,566 --> 00:49:27,433 我先出去了啊妈咪你过来一下啊 1010 00:49:27,566 --> 00:49:29,500 什么事啊老板有没有问题啊 1011 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,766 好嘞如果小姐不好我可以替你 1012 00:49:31,766 --> 00:49:33,066 全部怪你啊 1013 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,266 哎哎不是啊不是他们不好 1014 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,033 叫隔壁那个小乌龟出去啊 1015 00:49:39,133 --> 00:49:41,866 你是说隔壁那个啊哈哈哈哈 1016 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:46,566 就是他了哈哈哈超哥干嘛 1017 00:49:47,933 --> 00:49:51,500 来来来宝哥说叫那个小乌龟出去 1018 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:53,000 哪个小乌龟 1019 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,533 就是你啊 1020 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:55,800 哎呀你有没有大脑啊 1021 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,533 人家叫你出去 1022 00:49:56,533 --> 00:49:58,700 你有事要跟你商量你就出去啊 1023 00:49:58,966 --> 00:50:00,400 好了好了好了好了好了 1024 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,666 好出去慢慢来好不好耶 1025 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,066 哈哈哈没问题啊 1026 00:50:04,066 --> 00:50:06,766 好的好的好的好的 1027 00:50:06,766 --> 00:50:08,033 以后就不来 1028 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,200 真的吗 1029 00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:11,333 你的朋友挺自由的 1030 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,666 当然了一个打五个 1031 00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:14,166 看他什么时候得风流病了 1032 00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:17,100 哎呦我要亲一点啊好 1033 00:50:17,766 --> 00:50:21,100 哼哎呀才哥啊哈哈哈你就是 1034 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,066 怎么不敲门就进来 1035 00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:23,966 不是不是是认识啊 1036 00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:26,433 不是朋友 1037 00:50:27,866 --> 00:50:30,033 喂不是是老婆我养不起你 1038 00:50:30,533 --> 00:50:31,333 好了我看你 1039 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,466 不要再说话再说话你就要被打死了 1040 00:50:33,466 --> 00:50:34,666 你们敢做他们的胎 1041 00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:37,400 不给我面子行不行到何必去啊 1042 00:50:37,466 --> 00:50:38,466 哎呦嗯 1043 00:50:39,366 --> 00:50:41,900 没有钱就不要跟我抢女人哼 1044 00:50:42,166 --> 00:50:43,500 喂喂喂喂喂不要跟他说 1045 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,766 你打他也就算了 1046 00:50:44,766 --> 00:50:46,800 你把所有的美眉带到隔壁去做 1047 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,500 我要跟你拼 1048 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:50,766 了哎生命诚可贵远离倒霉鬼啊宝爷 1049 00:50:51,166 --> 00:50:52,233 说的也对 1050 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,200 嗯 1051 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,000 我看我现在离你远一点 1052 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,900 你这个倒霉鬼你 1053 00:50:58,766 --> 00:51:01,166 你怎么知道我一定会倒霉的呀 1054 00:51:12,266 --> 00:51:14,000 哎看什么看啊 1055 00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:18,800 好粗啊啊大叔大叔喂 1056 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,033 你长这么大有没看到这么粗的毛啊 1057 00:51:21,933 --> 00:51:25,066 可是仔细一看又不是毛哎 1058 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,833 毛没有这种颜色又比毛粗 1059 00:51:29,133 --> 00:51:31,700 哦我知道了一定是你那个 1060 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:35,500 呃是你妈个头啊哎 1061 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,466 又没有点你的血定什么歌 1062 00:51:53,566 --> 00:51:57,300 头上烫烟吧哈哈哈 1063 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,800 在哪里呀 1064 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,500 哦在这里 1065 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,500 哎等一下等一下等一下等一下 1066 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:04,733 哎呀什么事花爷啊 1067 00:52:04,733 --> 00:52:05,500 造福人群 1068 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,900 为人为己跟女人上床的必备武器 1069 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:09,133 你好好收着他吧 1070 00:52:09,133 --> 00:52:10,900 你不会想中标吧 1071 00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:12,900 好了我走了啊 1072 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:23,666 中标 1073 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,466 啊我来带你不用我自己来 1074 00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:37,800 没有味道吗 1075 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,466 啊差点忘了你也要舔的 1076 00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:44,800 那啊不用啊不用不用啊不用不行啊 1077 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,600 你要出了事我怎么担当啊 1078 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,700 来乖照舔啊 1079 00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,466 不舔不给钱哦嗯 1080 00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:53,366 舔呢有钱人真是变态 1081 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,000 嗯 1082 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,766 慢着啊交换 1083 00:53:03,366 --> 00:53:05,500 干嘛你舔的那么起劲 1084 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,033 你那根一定很好吃啊 1085 00:53:07,066 --> 00:53:10,500 哎呀别整我了来吧哈哈哈 1086 00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:14,000 不行啊万一你是皇后我会被杀头的 1087 00:53:14,133 --> 00:53:15,400 你试一下这根吧 1088 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,166 哎呀不用试了我一定满意 1089 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,566 一定要的你先拿着这根呐 1090 00:53:20,933 --> 00:53:22,100 你还要啊 1091 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,466 哎不是先一根呐那是哪一根呢 1092 00:53:24,466 --> 00:53:28,500 是小的那一根呢啊干嘛红色 1093 00:53:31,533 --> 00:53:32,966 那你是淫妇了 1094 00:53:32,966 --> 00:53:35,166 能给你上床你还想是处女啊 1095 00:53:35,166 --> 00:53:37,766 来吧那我就不客气了哎呀 1096 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,300 今天晚上好平静 1097 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:58,200 是啊你看那什么人过去看啊 1098 00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:03,866 哎哎哎你们什么人啊从哪来的 1099 00:54:04,266 --> 00:54:06,100 有没有身份证啊身份证啊 1100 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:09,566 没身份证身份证啊啊 1101 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:12,700 啊 1102 00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:20,766 喂啊 1103 00:54:22,866 --> 00:54:26,566 这里没有人叫王八蛋的阿超了啊 1104 00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:30,666 阿超阿超上街了你找布林喂老哥 1105 00:54:30,666 --> 00:54:32,533 阿超上街关我老墓什么事啊 1106 00:54:32,533 --> 00:54:34,666 你要问候老墓就去300年以前 1107 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:35,566 我上来了啊 1108 00:54:35,566 --> 00:54:37,300 上来我怕你会扁我 1109 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:39,166 我还会扁你呢我现在在门口了 1110 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:40,833 现在门口 1111 00:54:40,866 --> 00:54:43,366 这么快啊开门了哦 1112 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,233 啊阿超啊 1113 00:54:47,266 --> 00:54:48,700 哎呀这么信就爱美丽就好 1114 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:50,066 你讲话怎么大舌头啊 1115 00:54:50,066 --> 00:54:50,966 你要不要试试 1116 00:54:50,966 --> 00:54:52,966 让人塞了5个榴莲站你嘴巴里 1117 00:54:52,966 --> 00:54:53,533 看你后背 1118 00:54:53,533 --> 00:54:54,866 大舌头哎呀 1119 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,233 你们要找谁就是他 1120 00:54:58,533 --> 00:55:00,300 你们干嘛拿这个东西挤着我 1121 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:01,600 我又不认识你们 1122 00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:04,600 走再催我就真的要还手了 1123 00:55:06,666 --> 00:55:07,766 哎熊哥啊 1124 00:55:07,766 --> 00:55:09,800 你要找我的话扣我的BB扣就可以了 1125 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,800 干嘛还派一大堆兄弟来请我啊 1126 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,300 你这狗杂碎条子 1127 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,100 没有钱就喂它跟我挡狼 1128 00:55:15,133 --> 00:55:17,300 你有钱不还你还跑去鬼混 1129 00:55:17,366 --> 00:55:18,566 这混也没关系 1130 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,300 你还跟我兄弟抢女人 1131 00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:21,666 抢不过我的兄弟吗 1132 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,100 就找他用些邪门怪招来整我的兄弟 1133 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:26,600 是不是一个多星期应该没有事了 1134 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,333 我哪有那个胆量敢整熊哥的兄弟呢 1135 00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:31,066 你说是不是啊 1136 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:32,400 你少给我啰嗦 1137 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,766 快点帮我兄弟解决 1138 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,166 好啊宝少爷 1139 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,833 干嘛解释 1140 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:39,833 嗯嗯 1141 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,666 哎不急不急啊小心点 1142 00:55:49,966 --> 00:55:51,033 喂嗯 1143 00:55:51,733 --> 00:55:53,300 干嘛动手哦 1144 00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:56,200 啊快动手啊哦好 1145 00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:59,433 你小心一点可别弄伤他兄弟啊 1146 00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:04,966 哎哎 1147 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,300 哎哎 1148 00:56:12,366 --> 00:56:13,966 哎哎哎哎 1149 00:56:17,933 --> 00:56:18,766 哇 1150 00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:23,900 看什么看呐 1151 00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:26,466 快点解训那个是大嫂啊你 1152 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,900 我看到了 1153 00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:28,833 你看什么 1154 00:56:29,766 --> 00:56:32,133 我看到一只螃蟹夹着一只老鼠 1155 00:56:32,133 --> 00:56:32,966 好好玩是吗 1156 00:56:32,966 --> 00:56:33,766 哎 1157 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,466 你看呢 1158 00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:38,433 哎那只老鼠叫Miki 1159 00:56:38,566 --> 00:56:40,866 那后面那只螃蟹叫什么明肉蟹吧 1160 00:56:40,866 --> 00:56:41,766 嗯 1161 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,400 揍他呀 1162 00:56:48,966 --> 00:56:50,366 啊啊 1163 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,000 啊 1164 00:56:52,666 --> 00:56:55,100 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 1165 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:59,600 哈哈哈哈哈哎这怎么称呼啊 1166 00:57:00,533 --> 00:57:01,700 恭喜啊 1167 00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:04,966 哈哈哈哈叫我小宝就行了哦宝少 1168 00:57:04,966 --> 00:57:06,566 爷啊以后你就跟我 1169 00:57:06,566 --> 00:57:07,200 不不不 1170 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,300 是我跟你你是我当小弟好不好 1171 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:10,933 你太俊了吧 1172 00:57:10,933 --> 00:57:14,066 熊啊啊不要说这种话熊哥啊 1173 00:57:14,133 --> 00:57:16,000 大家都是红门兄弟啊 1174 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:18,800 你的就是我的嘿嘿当然当然当然 1175 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:24,000 哈哈哈这位是大嫂哎上上上啊啊 1176 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,366 啊啊 1177 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:31,966 啊啊啊啊 1178 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:37,500 啊啊啊啊啊啊 1179 00:57:38,466 --> 00:57:39,466 大吉大利 1180 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,233 喂喂我是阿霞 1181 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,100 你在干嘛啊闭嘴 1182 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,666 你说你正在做什么啊哈哈哈 1183 00:57:47,766 --> 00:57:50,500 我是说阿超他正在看做爱的嗯 1184 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,566 骗的我去把声音转小一点啊 1185 00:57:52,566 --> 00:57:54,200 那你先把电视机关了再说 1186 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:58,600 啊啊啊不行啊阿超他看了一半呢 1187 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,333 啊喂 1188 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,666 你可不可以出来啊 1189 00:58:01,666 --> 00:58:04,466 啊我我现在还不能出来啊 1190 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,966 啊啊啊啊 1191 00:58:08,266 --> 00:58:11,566 喂什么时候啊啊我很快就出来了 1192 00:58:11,566 --> 00:58:12,866 我我家呀 1193 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:17,266 啊啊啊啊出来了出来了 1194 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,200 啊 1195 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:23,100 你把电视关了出来了吗 1196 00:58:25,133 --> 00:58:26,166 欺负人快点呢 1197 00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:28,166 快啊你快想想办法呀 1198 00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:30,733 姐姐那么急找我们来有什么事啊 1199 00:58:30,733 --> 00:58:33,033 就是啊什么事啊不知道啊 1200 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,833 大家先不要吵 1201 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:37,766 吴三桂已经派了杀手 1202 00:58:37,766 --> 00:58:40,233 要去杀我们的老公啊 1203 00:58:40,466 --> 00:58:41,700 这下惨了 1204 00:58:41,733 --> 00:58:43,300 老公有危险了 1205 00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:45,666 哎呀我怎么办呢快想想办法 1206 00:58:45,766 --> 00:58:47,200 不要再吵了 1207 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,733 我们中间双儿的武功最好了 1208 00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:52,400 所以我决定带双儿去保护老公 1209 00:59:19,933 --> 00:59:22,833 哎这水怎么还没开呀真的 1210 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:24,466 哎我看看 1211 00:59:24,966 --> 00:59:27,066 哎哎你不要乱动不要乱动啊 1212 00:59:27,066 --> 00:59:29,466 哎哎哎哎抓错了 1213 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:30,900 哎 1214 00:59:31,733 --> 00:59:33,966 忘记发功了嘿嘿 1215 00:59:43,966 --> 00:59:45,700 你的餐巾歪了啊 1216 00:59:58,366 --> 01:00:00,100 哇啊 1217 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,200 我操你啊啊啊 1218 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:11,833 我有我内功发过头了嗯哎水果啦 1219 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,466 厉不厉害啊 1220 01:00:13,466 --> 01:00:15,400 嗯你以为我看不到你用脚趾 1221 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,700 偷插插头啊 1222 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,300 哎呀不要研究这个了来吃东西啊 1223 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,766 我特地买你喜欢吃的鱿鱼跟牛百叶 1224 01:00:23,933 --> 01:00:25,566 那你记不记得今天什么日子 1225 01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:27,666 什么日子啊法也得呀 1226 01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:30,333 跟我有关的 1227 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:31,900 不会这么巧吧 1228 01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,466 大姨 1229 01:00:35,533 --> 01:00:36,333 妈 1230 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,400 专程来看你啊 1231 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,866 你还哎呦哎 1232 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,133 好舒服你多打我两下吧 1233 01:00:42,133 --> 01:00:44,700 哎你把我打死就没人来给你祝寿了 1234 01:00:44,733 --> 01:00:46,166 你还好意思说 1235 01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:47,900 是你自己说要帮我弄个非常 1236 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,700 意想不到的生日宴会的 1237 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:51,500 什么都没做还不算意想不到 1238 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,700 连礼物都没买 1239 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,433 骗人 1240 01:00:54,966 --> 01:00:56,966 当然是骗你的了 1241 01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:01,066 皇帝送的 1242 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:04,600 普通的东西 1243 01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:10,166 你今天好漂亮啊 1244 01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:11,733 那 1245 01:01:12,133 --> 01:01:14,000 我昨天不漂亮吗 1246 01:01:14,933 --> 01:01:17,700 昨天当然漂亮了这还用说啊 1247 01:01:18,366 --> 01:01:21,566 今天是你生日这么重要的日子 1248 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:25,500 怎么样也要亲一个来庆祝一下啊 1249 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:29,700 不过我觉得这样的诚意还是不够 1250 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,933 你应该再清热一点什么意思啊 1251 01:01:31,933 --> 01:01:33,100 就是 1252 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,700 这样是不是比较过瘾啊 1253 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,500 好恶心啊这样子一点都不恶心 1254 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,666 还可以生津止渴来 1255 01:01:48,733 --> 01:01:50,266 各位穿的稀奇古怪 1256 01:01:50,266 --> 01:01:51,733 像个兵马俑似的 1257 01:01:51,733 --> 01:01:54,633 毫无礼貌踢门进来究竟有何贵干 1258 01:01:54,933 --> 01:01:56,266 你还真有种啊 1259 01:01:56,266 --> 01:01:57,666 敢动我老婆 1260 01:01:58,133 --> 01:02:01,233 哦原来是熊哥啊 1261 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,166 干什么 1262 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:06,866 以为穿成这样就没事了嘿撞 1263 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,366 嘿驾驾驾 1264 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,600 哎驾驾驾驾驾 1265 01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:13,500 小鼎我去啊我想插杀你的眼睛 1266 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:14,866 哎呦啊 1267 01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:16,366 啊 1268 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:20,400 小宝啊 1269 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:22,400 啊看见了 1270 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,200 下来 1271 01:02:23,933 --> 01:02:24,900 回去了别动 1272 01:02:26,066 --> 01:02:28,966 哈哈哈我在我老婆的皮包里 1273 01:02:28,966 --> 01:02:30,700 找到一条不是我的内裤 1274 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:34,000 啊哈哈哈那你还笑那么开心啊 1275 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,466 不哎你岂不是多条内裤穿呢 1276 01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:38,100 我找人盯住我老婆 1277 01:02:38,566 --> 01:02:41,000 没想到他背着我偷人啊 1278 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:43,100 你还想抵赖啊 1279 01:02:43,966 --> 01:02:46,966 没错成年人不做暗事 1280 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,100 那条内裤是我的 1281 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,866 熊嫂也是我动的 1282 01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:53,900 但是熊嫂那种标志惹火 1283 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,000 试问天下之间 1284 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,566 有哪个男人不想跟这种 1285 01:02:56,566 --> 01:02:58,133 温柔体贴的性感女神 1286 01:02:58,133 --> 01:02:59,266 做女朋友呢 1287 01:02:59,266 --> 01:03:01,900 你说什什么你想不想动熊嫂 1288 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,300 嗯想啊哎 1289 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:03,666 你说 1290 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,466 了哎他说他想啊呃呃不是啊老大 1291 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,533 他在鹦鹉啊 1292 01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:10,233 呃哎呀既然承认就不要怕 1293 01:03:10,266 --> 01:03:11,900 你动了一扫就该上 1294 01:03:12,133 --> 01:03:12,900 哎等等 1295 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:15,266 你是大哥他是大嫂怎么会有一嫂 1296 01:03:17,266 --> 01:03:20,500 哎情不自禁只不过有第二次啊傻瓜 1297 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:21,933 大家是兄弟吗 1298 01:03:21,933 --> 01:03:23,566 妻子如衣服啊 1299 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,666 是不是啊 1300 01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:25,366 对啊哈哈哈哈哈 1301 01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:28,433 一无乱穿怎么能称兄弟呢哈哈哈哈 1302 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,800 你啊没有房子租你快走吧啊 1303 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:34,400 啊哎哎哎哎 1304 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,000 熊哥不要五神无辜少漏手 1305 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,133 租房子的小宝马拉 1306 01:03:38,133 --> 01:03:40,266 抓进来看看我们俩怎么作案 1307 01:03:40,266 --> 01:03:42,566 哎哎哎不用吧我会怕的 1308 01:03:42,766 --> 01:03:44,133 熊哥的马也敢动 1309 01:03:44,133 --> 01:03:45,766 我砍了10块8块算他走运 1310 01:03:45,766 --> 01:03:47,433 熊哥他们的人呐 1311 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,566 你在这床上动我老婆啊 1312 01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:57,266 我在床上动你马子 1313 01:03:57,366 --> 01:03:59,566 哎哎熊哥你不要害他 1314 01:03:59,566 --> 01:04:00,466 又不是他动你老婆 1315 01:04:00,466 --> 01:04:02,066 是我动你老婆最多让你动两下 1316 01:04:02,066 --> 01:04:03,733 不不不而且这个女的像死鱼一样 1317 01:04:03,733 --> 01:04:04,866 只会浪费时间 1318 01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:10,133 死鱼那我就闭着他 1319 01:04:10,133 --> 01:04:11,466 哎不不不不 1320 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:12,966 他对的别人是死鱼 1321 01:04:12,966 --> 01:04:14,366 但是对着熊哥呢 1322 01:04:14,366 --> 01:04:17,000 就算死鱼他也会变成活鱼啊 1323 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,433 哈哈哈哈 1324 01:04:19,466 --> 01:04:20,266 脱衣服 1325 01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:23,400 快点脱不要吧熊哥 1326 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,833 脱快点 1327 01:04:45,066 --> 01:04:46,266 啊 1328 01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:48,133 啊 1329 01:04:49,466 --> 01:04:52,300 啊这下惨了啊 1330 01:04:52,933 --> 01:04:53,733 啊 1331 01:04:55,133 --> 01:04:59,266 啊啊啊哈哈哈生死啊对不起 1332 01:04:59,266 --> 01:05:00,100 奥利姐姐 1333 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,300 快走啊 1334 01:05:01,866 --> 01:05:02,800 啊 1335 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,066 啊小哥啊 1336 01:05:06,533 --> 01:05:09,300 哎呦好痛啊 1337 01:05:13,733 --> 01:05:15,966 你们快走啊不要管我 1338 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:17,466 快点跳下来 1339 01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:19,400 啊 1340 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:21,866 哎呦 1341 01:05:23,533 --> 01:05:25,166 阿超快点 1342 01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:28,600 快上车好好 1343 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:39,966 华叔啊什么事啊这么吵啊哎呀 1344 01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:42,000 慢慢来啊哎哎怎么了啊 1345 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,900 阿霞你快找个东西给他咬着 1346 01:05:43,966 --> 01:05:45,500 华叔你帮我把他翻过来 1347 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:49,233 哎呀啊肠子也敢打谁吃了豹子胆了 1348 01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:51,600 好痛啊痛死我了 1349 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,833 哎呀不用担心没事没事的 1350 01:05:53,933 --> 01:05:55,966 那来饺子啊 1351 01:05:57,133 --> 01:05:57,766 你撑着 1352 01:05:57,766 --> 01:05:59,666 我先用内功帮你把子弹逼出来 1353 01:06:00,133 --> 01:06:02,066 我要扶着哎呀不用扶 1354 01:06:02,066 --> 01:06:04,000 了扶着也是一样的来 1355 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,200 哎呀 1356 01:06:18,466 --> 01:06:19,266 哎呦 1357 01:06:19,466 --> 01:06:22,900 哎呦这屁怎么那么厉害啊全长 1358 01:06:26,366 --> 01:06:28,866 啊我有点不舒服 1359 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,666 我先回去吃药 1360 01:06:30,733 --> 01:06:31,700 好吧 1361 01:06:32,533 --> 01:06:33,333 哎呀 1362 01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:36,966 啊哎你再这么逼样 1363 01:06:36,966 --> 01:06:40,433 会不会连屎也逼出来啊会呀 1364 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,433 啊 1365 01:06:46,566 --> 01:06:50,266 啊啊啊啊 1366 01:06:50,866 --> 01:06:52,366 有没有快感啊 1367 01:06:52,866 --> 01:06:55,766 太快了感觉不到什么啊 1368 01:06:56,066 --> 01:06:58,433 这是你第一次啊哎你怎么知道 1369 01:06:58,466 --> 01:07:00,200 看你屁股那么红我就知道了 1370 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,800 哎呀真丢脸 1371 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,000 你不用感激我 1372 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,500 我不会感激你你不会生我气吧 1373 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,133 不会朋友 1374 01:07:07,133 --> 01:07:08,200 去你妈的 1375 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,833 你干什么泡熊嫂也不会叫我一声 1376 01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,466 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿我帮你下礼拜啊 1377 01:07:15,466 --> 01:07:16,900 不行我可能还没复原 1378 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,166 你没复原我像啊哈哈哈不好了 1379 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,700 你先着点啊 1380 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:23,866 华叔你帮我照顾一下他我去看阿翔 1381 01:07:24,133 --> 01:07:26,000 啊阿超啊 1382 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,100 阿超怎么样了 1383 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:33,066 快点让开哎呀翻白眼了哇 1384 01:07:33,066 --> 01:07:35,200 手这么冷啊还想让开点 1385 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,333 你们这样围着他他没有办法呼吸的 1386 01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:39,633 哎呀你们快点出去出去 1387 01:07:39,666 --> 01:07:41,533 你们再不出去我教你们好看 1388 01:07:41,533 --> 01:07:42,766 你怎么那么凶啊 1389 01:07:43,733 --> 01:07:45,633 啊啊 1390 01:07:47,766 --> 01:07:48,566 啊 1391 01:07:48,866 --> 01:07:51,500 你放心我现在用龟波弓在帮你治疗 1392 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:54,500 为什么你不张嘴我也听到你说话 1393 01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:57,666 因为我发功的时候会与你心灵相通 1394 01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:59,800 彼此都会听到对方心里的话 1395 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,200 啊你有特异功能 1396 01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:05,666 不是特异功能是武功 1397 01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:08,066 我说过了我是古代的人吗 1398 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:13,266 啊喂喂你不要用那种眼光看我 1399 01:08:13,333 --> 01:08:15,200 不然我很容易走火入魔的 1400 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,333 哎呦啊不能看好诱人的一对啊 1401 01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:30,266 哎哎哎不会走火入魔的 1402 01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:33,166 管他的走过路过也要看的 1403 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:37,566 哎呀太刺激了啊啊 1404 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:43,700 小宝小宝哎 1405 01:08:44,266 --> 01:08:45,566 小宝怎么样 1406 01:08:45,566 --> 01:08:46,566 你没事吧 1407 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:47,600 小宝 1408 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,300 没事 1409 01:08:49,866 --> 01:08:51,900 流了一点点血 1410 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,833 只是新陈代谢而已 1411 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:58,500 哎小宝怎么样 1412 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:01,366 好一点了没有我好难过啊 1413 01:09:01,366 --> 01:09:02,466 觉得哪里不舒服 1414 01:09:02,466 --> 01:09:04,566 我全身都不舒服啊 1415 01:09:04,566 --> 01:09:08,766 这里不舒服这里不舒服这里不舒服 1416 01:09:08,766 --> 01:09:11,266 总之我全身上下都不舒服 1417 01:09:11,266 --> 01:09:12,566 是不是真的不舒服啊 1418 01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:15,766 哎呀我也不知道为什么就是不舒服 1419 01:09:15,900 --> 01:09:17,766 哎你真的是古代人呐 1420 01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:20,500 你不信我可以证明给你看啊 1421 01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:24,400 哎呀不是古代人怎么会点穴啊 1422 01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:28,800 哎呀不管那么多先保一下 1423 01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:30,600 哎 1424 01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:34,900 我喜欢你很久了哎 1425 01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:36,066 先香一个 1426 01:09:36,933 --> 01:09:37,866 先摸一摸 1427 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:42,633 嘿嘿我现在就可以尬你了告诉你 1428 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,966 虽然我早就有轻薄你的心 1429 01:09:46,966 --> 01:09:50,266 但是我又没有非礼你的胆子 1430 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:52,700 因为套句俗话说 1431 01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:54,900 我很尊重你 1432 01:09:55,066 --> 01:09:57,800 我对你已经有了爱意了那你还不走 1433 01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:05,866 装什么君子 1434 01:10:06,266 --> 01:10:08,666 早知道就尬了小宝 1435 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:10,500 哎呀 1436 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:13,533 不尬了怎么对得起我自己呢 1437 01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:15,400 真是的你 1438 01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:19,766 你想怎么样啊我想 1439 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:24,633 你你哎哎你想怎么样 1440 01:10:25,533 --> 01:10:27,166 我想 1441 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,900 天陪着我度过长夜 1442 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:54,400 如果有一天时光都走远岁月干 1443 01:10:57,366 --> 01:10:59,100 你还会不会 1444 01:11:56,733 --> 01:11:59,000 早啊做东西给我吃啊 1445 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,700 牙膏你要不要吃啊嗯 1446 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,333 哎为什么 1447 01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:06,700 你昨天晚上 1448 01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:09,466 好像有300年没有做过那种事情了 1449 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,866 你不要误会啊 1450 01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:14,600 我一向都不是那样做的 1451 01:12:14,766 --> 01:12:17,100 嗯你肚子饿不饿 1452 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,566 我去买东西给你吃 1453 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,466 怎么好意思啊 1454 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,466 你还不快去 1455 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:25,300 嗯 1456 01:12:25,866 --> 01:12:29,600 干嘛嗯干嘛嗯哦 1457 01:12:31,066 --> 01:12:33,366 哼你讨厌哈哈 1458 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,100 烦的 1459 01:12:42,933 --> 01:12:46,266 女人一被尬就会很粘人呢烦的 1460 01:12:48,766 --> 01:12:50,900 门没锁一定又忘记带东西了 1461 01:12:51,933 --> 01:12:54,366 忘记带钱了老公 1462 01:12:57,766 --> 01:13:00,300 只想死也好啊 1463 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,200 老公啊有没有想我啊 1464 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,900 啊我没有一天不想着你啊是吗 1465 01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:13,133 哎呦 1466 01:13:13,133 --> 01:13:16,533 这种地方怎么能住人呢哎就是嘛 1467 01:13:16,533 --> 01:13:17,333 嗯 1468 01:13:17,866 --> 01:13:19,100 有没有找姑娘啊 1469 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:19,900 不敢 1470 01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:24,333 那么青楼妓院还有酒楼呢 1471 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,800 哦没有没有没有 1472 01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:29,266 现在的人不留情这种玩意累不累啊 1473 01:13:31,733 --> 01:13:34,800 嗯哼那你一个人是怎么解决的 1474 01:13:34,866 --> 01:13:37,300 一个人解决什么啊啊 1475 01:13:38,366 --> 01:13:41,266 啊啊靠双手了 1476 01:13:41,733 --> 01:13:44,800 哦那左手还是右手剁啊 1477 01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:46,966 两只手 1478 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,466 轮流用啊哈哈 1479 01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:51,800 那真是太辛苦他们了 1480 01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:54,466 他们是自愿的哎 1481 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,300 这个女人是谁呀 1482 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:58,266 哪一个嗯 1483 01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,266 那个哦 1484 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,933 他呀呃 1485 01:14:01,933 --> 01:14:06,033 他是我室友阿超的妈妈已经过世了 1486 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,600 过世了哈哈哈嗯 1487 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,166 哎哎 1488 01:14:12,566 --> 01:14:14,000 这什么东西啊 1489 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:18,666 呃哦这个赵子 1490 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,533 赵什么 1491 01:14:19,533 --> 01:14:22,466 赵雨啊赵雨哎呀你有所不知了 1492 01:14:22,466 --> 01:14:25,400 这里人很喜欢一下雨就带个赵上街 1493 01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:27,233 他们要来干什么呢 1494 01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,966 用来接雨水的 1495 01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:33,233 口渴就可以喝哈哈哈哎这鱼是用的 1496 01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:36,400 哎大鱼就带个大的小鱼就带个小的 1497 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,400 没鱼就省下来不用带 1498 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:41,466 老公啊我们来了个把个月了 1499 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,133 那又怎么样 1500 01:14:43,133 --> 01:14:44,966 每天看电视广告啊好好好 1501 01:14:44,966 --> 01:14:47,266 我刚来的时候天天看电视广告啊 1502 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,300 嗯 1503 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,966 啊这这这这他们叫宇宙吗 1504 01:14:51,966 --> 01:14:54,133 哎呀啊大明爪公 1505 01:14:54,133 --> 01:14:57,066 哎呀哎老婆你不要乱来啊老婆 1506 01:14:57,566 --> 01:14:58,600 不要乱来啊 1507 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:03,400 啊啊啊啊 1508 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,166 啊老婆不要啊 1509 01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:08,866 会死人的啊我不要啊 1510 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:17,766 喂收face啊帅哥什么事啊 1511 01:15:17,766 --> 01:15:19,466 你要找的皇后啊 1512 01:15:19,466 --> 01:15:21,100 嗯皇后 1513 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:25,566 怎么样 1514 01:15:25,566 --> 01:15:28,300 漂不漂亮哇这么丑怎么当皇后啊 1515 01:15:28,366 --> 01:15:30,400 开玩笑你不要跟我开玩笑啦 1516 01:15:30,466 --> 01:15:32,266 现在来的才是真的 1517 01:15:35,466 --> 01:15:37,266 啊阿霞 1518 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,900 阿霞我叫你没听见呐 1519 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:40,666 昨天下午 1520 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:42,566 你是不是跟小宝已经上过床了 1521 01:15:42,866 --> 01:15:45,000 哎呀怎么问的那么直接吗 1522 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,000 哎呀完蛋了 1523 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000 笑的那么贱一定上过床了 1524 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,100 一定会后悔后悔了我不会后悔 1525 01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:52,133 小宝会呀小宝也不会后悔 1526 01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,500 我对他那么好哦 1527 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,000 你千万不要喜欢他 1528 01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:56,200 为什么 1529 01:15:56,866 --> 01:15:58,333 难道你喜欢我啊 1530 01:15:58,333 --> 01:15:59,600 不可能的啦 1531 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,266 啊啊不可能不可能 1532 01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:02,566 如果你喜欢我的话早 1533 01:16:02,566 --> 01:16:04,100 就跟我说你喜欢我了 1534 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:05,366 难道你是玻璃圈的 1535 01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:05,800 开玩笑 1536 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,266 我是带枪的哎条子就不能是玻璃吗 1537 01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:10,300 可以啊你看你承认了吧 1538 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:11,466 你一定是玻璃 1539 01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,533 走路脚张那么开一定是爬玻璃 1540 01:16:13,533 --> 01:16:14,466 起码练多了啊 1541 01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:16,700 还有啊我看你洗澡都洗泡泡澡 1542 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,166 好恶心啊洗泡泡澡就是玻璃啊 1543 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,800 那我从小就是玻璃啊不是玻璃 1544 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,800 你快说吧我不是玻璃好了 1545 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,900 我们是那么好的朋友 1546 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:25,566 我告诉过你我不是玻璃吗 1547 01:16:25,566 --> 01:16:28,266 哎我不准玻璃就是你怎么开啊 1548 01:16:28,266 --> 01:16:34,000 小马我不行了救命啊啊我惨了哇 1549 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,366 幻觉这一定是幻觉 1550 01:16:38,366 --> 01:16:40,600 你太爱小宝了所以会产生幻觉 1551 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:42,500 你也看到了嗯 1552 01:16:43,133 --> 01:16:43,933 实不相瞒 1553 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:45,600 我当玻璃已经很多年了 1554 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,400 我也很爱小宝 1555 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:47,966 所以我也会产生幻觉 1556 01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:49,300 这个问题太复杂了 1557 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:51,000 我们去玛莎奇清醒清醒 1558 01:16:54,966 --> 01:16:58,100 对不对我说是幻觉吗哪有狗男女 1559 01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,333 爱一个人没有关系 1560 01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:00,766 但是不要太沉迷啊 1561 01:17:00,766 --> 01:17:04,266 好了我们走吧哎救命啊 1562 01:17:05,366 --> 01:17:07,900 哇还有哇呀大哥你也撑着点 1563 01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,066 你把阿霞的地方弄乱 1564 01:17:09,066 --> 01:17:10,866 我是想撑着点哪 1565 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:12,666 哪有那么厉害啊嗯 1566 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,666 啊哎 1567 01:17:15,766 --> 01:17:18,466 这位姑娘是不是拍戏当临时演员呢 1568 01:17:18,466 --> 01:17:20,400 哎宝哥跟他拍张照片要多少钱呢 1569 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,433 关你屁事啊 1570 01:17:21,666 --> 01:17:23,566 哎呀我只是问价钱嘛 1571 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,600 啊我要你给我个解释 1572 01:17:25,733 --> 01:17:28,266 老公我也要解释 1573 01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:30,966 这个嘛啊啊 1574 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,833 还没介绍啊 1575 01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,633 这位是 1576 01:17:37,133 --> 01:17:38,266 我那人 1577 01:17:40,366 --> 01:17:42,666 如果我告诉你他是鸡你相信吗 1578 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:43,966 鸡胸哪有那么美 1579 01:17:47,666 --> 01:17:49,166 如果我告诉你他是鸡 1580 01:17:49,466 --> 01:17:50,666 你不会相信我 1581 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,833 鸡胸有那么美吗 1582 01:17:52,866 --> 01:17:55,000 哎呀那就对了嘛 1583 01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:57,200 哎呀不妨老实告诉你们 1584 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,633 其实你们两个跟我都有关系 1585 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,500 至于是什么关系 1586 01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:04,766 暂时还没想到啊 1587 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,666 哎老公啊这个人是谁啊 1588 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,266 哇又来一个死的更快哦 1589 01:18:10,266 --> 01:18:11,866 哎既然还没想到 1590 01:18:11,866 --> 01:18:13,566 那就大家一起出去吃个饭吧 1591 01:18:13,566 --> 01:18:16,266 算了算了算了人不风流枉少年嘛 1592 01:18:16,266 --> 01:18:18,233 你挨鬼混我以前就知道了 1593 01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:20,833 你啊你干嘛打我老公啊 1594 01:18:21,066 --> 01:18:23,200 小碗阿霞阿霞 1595 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,066 干什么想砍人呢你怎么不去追他 1596 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,400 追什么追 1597 01:18:28,533 --> 01:18:30,366 那边一个这边两个 1598 01:18:30,366 --> 01:18:31,400 当然是留在这了 1599 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,000 说的也是啊对了 1600 01:18:33,066 --> 01:18:35,500 刚才有件事情啊我不好意思麻烦你 1601 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,600 是一件小事而已了 1602 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:39,100 你要我找的皇后我已经把你找到了 1603 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:40,300 谢了 1604 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,566 啊哈哈我啊 1605 01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:56,033 他长得很像师傅哎 1606 01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:57,100 哎两位姐姐啊 1607 01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:58,666 小宝能够办得到的事啊 1608 01:18:58,666 --> 01:19:00,200 小弟一样能够做得到 1609 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,333 而且可能做的比他还要精彩呢 1610 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:04,033 两位你要不要试试啊 1611 01:19:04,066 --> 01:19:05,800 嗯你去试试嗯 1612 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,466 两个一起上我也无所谓了 1613 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,466 阿霞 1614 01:19:21,533 --> 01:19:22,633 阿霞 1615 01:19:24,933 --> 01:19:25,966 阿霞 1616 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:29,600 怎么不见了 1617 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,166 阿霞 1618 01:19:36,766 --> 01:19:37,833 啊惨了 1619 01:19:37,866 --> 01:19:40,600 皇后不见了你怎么过去交债啊 1620 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:41,700 阿霞 1621 01:19:42,966 --> 01:19:44,500 你什么时候在这里的 1622 01:19:44,533 --> 01:19:46,566 我要你老老实实的告诉我 1623 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:48,300 你是不是结过婚 1624 01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:53,366 啊你跑的好快阿霞啊 1625 01:19:53,566 --> 01:19:54,900 是啊 1626 01:19:55,133 --> 01:19:57,600 我是结过婚但是这件事并不重要 1627 01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:00,766 还不止结过一次婚是 1628 01:20:01,266 --> 01:20:02,566 但是这件事也不重要 1629 01:20:02,566 --> 01:20:04,700 那你就是在骗我了还是啊 1630 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,900 哎哎骗你的事也不重要 1631 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,466 重要是皇上的姓名 1632 01:20:08,466 --> 01:20:09,733 真等着你回去救他呀 1633 01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,466 救人应该找医生干嘛要找我 1634 01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:14,100 找你回去当皇后 1635 01:20:15,066 --> 01:20:17,600 啊啊我头疼啊 1636 01:20:17,966 --> 01:20:21,100 我头晕啊哎我头晕了 1637 01:20:21,966 --> 01:20:22,866 完了 1638 01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:33,700 都没有色泽又好又通透啊你看看 1639 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,833 嘿嘿还真是蛮通透的 1640 01:20:41,933 --> 01:20:44,100 哎先生你买古董 1641 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,266 用不着穿着一身古装打扮呢 1642 01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:49,266 你这件御乳房是怎么弄回来的 1643 01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:51,500 哎呀你真是有眼光啊 1644 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:54,266 这玩意刚刚是个年轻人拿来卖的 1645 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:58,300 这的确是清朝的东西啊啊 1646 01:20:59,300 --> 01:21:00,900 我们清朝人呐 1647 01:21:00,933 --> 01:21:03,600 三妻四妾这是很平常的事 1648 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,400 完了连皇后也搞了 1649 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,800 这次一定会被杀头的 1650 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,866 他是当今大清的大爷 1651 01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:10,466 你到底有几个老婆 1652 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:12,466 不就是大清皇后吗 1653 01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:13,366 你可好啊 1654 01:21:13,366 --> 01:21:16,466 有两个老婆一人之下万人之上 1655 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,300 这个你不是开玩笑 1656 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,433 再加上他就8个 1657 01:21:21,266 --> 01:21:23,433 让一个给我嘛嗯 1658 01:21:25,466 --> 01:21:26,333 当皇帝的后果 1659 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:28,633 我不要拿剑的那个3,000多人呢 1660 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:30,566 能得到他宠幸的也不会有 1661 01:21:30,566 --> 01:21:32,000 我要戴帽子那个 1662 01:21:32,133 --> 01:21:34,466 这次啊戴帽子那个皮肤好 1663 01:21:34,533 --> 01:21:35,333 你是胆 1664 01:21:36,066 --> 01:21:37,233 一定会加倍的 1665 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:40,400 对不起 1666 01:21:41,466 --> 01:21:42,666 那阿霞让给我吧 1667 01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:52,466 他多几个老婆不是更好吗 1668 01:21:52,466 --> 01:21:54,366 一个女人要伺候一个男人 1669 01:21:54,366 --> 01:21:56,166 那是多么辛苦的事情啊 1670 01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:58,666 还有啊反正你也没有去过清朝 1671 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,300 顺便去看看也不坏吗 1672 01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:01,933 你看看我们穿的衣服多漂亮 1673 01:22:01,933 --> 01:22:05,233 哪像你啊老头再调整一下啊 1674 01:22:06,266 --> 01:22:07,633 现在怎么样了 1675 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,366 哎你们干什么 1676 01:22:09,366 --> 01:22:10,300 你们什么人呐 1677 01:22:15,666 --> 01:22:16,566 呀啊 1678 01:22:24,466 --> 01:22:26,200 老头出了什么事啊 1679 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:33,200 你看看你这到底什么态度吗哈 1680 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:35,600 我堂堂清朝公主在这拜托你 1681 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,300 求你给你三分颜色你就想开染房了 1682 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:40,766 有皇后你不做你想做什么吗你 1683 01:22:51,333 --> 01:22:52,866 保护好啊 1684 01:22:56,533 --> 01:22:57,766 上来拦住他们 1685 01:23:45,066 --> 01:23:46,466 男子啊是 1686 01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,566 去死啊 1687 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,266 不要嘛让我来 1688 01:24:38,766 --> 01:24:40,766 枪别用赶快保护皇后走啊好 1689 01:24:40,766 --> 01:24:41,666 快走 1690 01:24:42,366 --> 01:24:44,200 啊上方宝剑 1691 01:24:45,533 --> 01:24:48,266 啊短野也能戳死你啊啊 1692 01:24:54,733 --> 01:24:55,533 啊 1693 01:25:19,933 --> 01:25:21,433 哈哈哈 1694 01:25:32,666 --> 01:25:34,666 哎呀完了完了这下真的完了 1695 01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:36,300 小宝好像不太对劲了 1696 01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:39,866 不用怕我老公不行还有我呢 1697 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,200 啊 1698 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,600 我看他真的不行了 1699 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,866 哇这么厉害先闪了 1700 01:26:01,866 --> 01:26:03,700 还好我的东西比较硬啊 1701 01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:05,500 呀 1702 01:26:11,266 --> 01:26:12,600 吓死你 1703 01:26:13,266 --> 01:26:14,066 啊 1704 01:26:15,266 --> 01:26:16,066 啊 1705 01:26:16,666 --> 01:26:18,500 啊啊 1706 01:26:22,866 --> 01:26:24,200 去死吧 1707 01:26:25,533 --> 01:26:26,333 啊 1708 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,166 老公不要冲动啊不要冲动啊 1709 01:26:34,166 --> 01:26:35,666 公主你不要拉着我 1710 01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:37,566 你出去了谁来保护皇后 1711 01:26:37,766 --> 01:26:38,666 跟我 1712 01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:40,533 嗨 1713 01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:06,966 好球 1714 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,966 哎哎不行了不要出去啊 1715 01:27:17,366 --> 01:27:18,400 等一下 1716 01:27:19,566 --> 01:27:20,100 哎怎么样 1717 01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:21,133 要不要拔出来啊 1718 01:27:21,133 --> 01:27:23,466 是要拔出来还是要重新给你啊 1719 01:27:23,466 --> 01:27:25,766 你先帮我把他扶住啊 1720 01:27:40,666 --> 01:27:42,700 啊喂喂哎你们还没走啊 1721 01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:45,166 哎呀你不要过去啊哎呀 1722 01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:47,233 你会吓到对手快走吧 1723 01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:48,800 啊插的跟箭珠一样 1724 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:50,733 哎呀快点保护黄的先走啊好好 1725 01:27:50,733 --> 01:27:52,666 我们先走该玩玩哎呀 1726 01:27:52,666 --> 01:27:54,800 我叫他们走啊没叫你走啊 1727 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,500 我留在这没作用嘛你等一下 1728 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:58,200 快点叫我师傅上你身吧 1729 01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,566 啊齐天大圣急急如律啊 1730 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:00,766 不是这样上的 1731 01:28:00,933 --> 01:28:02,700 床前明月野生疮呀 1732 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:04,200 耶 1733 01:28:05,366 --> 01:28:05,800 怎么样 1734 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,333 没反应啊啊那你一定少念一个字 1735 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:10,300 床前明月也升霜呀 1736 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:13,300 对啊床前明月也升霜呀啊 1737 01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,033 哇 1738 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:25,933 啊你到底好了没有我快没有气 1739 01:28:25,933 --> 01:28:28,000 快点快点啊 1740 01:28:30,066 --> 01:28:31,166 快点快点 1741 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:33,866 师傅 1742 01:28:35,866 --> 01:28:37,633 师傅快点下来啊 1743 01:28:38,300 --> 01:28:39,166 师傅 1744 01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:40,866 不在上面 1745 01:28:41,166 --> 01:28:43,200 在这里憋着师傅 1746 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,633 幸好师傅及时赶到 1747 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,766 哈哈哈哈 1748 01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:12,100 打他师傅打他 1749 01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:14,200 你不用怕他他打不过你的 1750 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:21,800 呀 1751 01:29:24,266 --> 01:29:26,000 师傅师傅 1752 01:29:31,266 --> 01:29:33,400 师傅怎么了师傅 1753 01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:40,766 啊啊是是是是什么事啊啊 1754 01:29:41,266 --> 01:29:43,433 哎老公啊师傅在哪里啊 1755 01:29:43,466 --> 01:29:46,300 师傅飞太快不知道飞到哪里去了啊 1756 01:30:04,366 --> 01:30:07,700 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀 1757 01:30:10,333 --> 01:30:11,800 啊宝爷 1758 01:30:12,466 --> 01:30:14,700 师傅你叫我啊 1759 01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:16,300 我什么时候做你师傅了 1760 01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:18,166 你赶快救我下来吧 1761 01:30:18,266 --> 01:30:21,266 现在不能救你他在你后面啊 1762 01:30:21,766 --> 01:30:23,000 哎呦喂 1763 01:30:27,966 --> 01:30:28,866 我操 1764 01:30:31,733 --> 01:30:33,633 啊 1765 01:30:45,466 --> 01:30:46,700 啊 1766 01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:52,500 fuck it up 1767 01:30:57,266 --> 01:30:59,866 不要让他动啊一人拉一斤 1768 01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:19,900 你 1769 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:21,066 骗死你 1770 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:22,633 啊 1771 01:31:42,866 --> 01:31:46,600 大家没有消亡吧没事哈哈哈哈哈 1772 01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:49,400 原来他们古代人怕电真是太逊了 1773 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,200 哈哈哈哈是吗 1774 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,700 难道你不怕哈哈哈 1775 01:31:54,100 --> 01:31:56,266 老公好了我有分寸 1776 01:32:21,766 --> 01:32:23,300 哎哈哈哈 1777 01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,100 哈哈哈 1778 01:32:43,566 --> 01:32:44,366 哈 1779 01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:48,866 morning嗯我要泡妞用的 1780 01:32:49,666 --> 01:32:50,500 morning sir 1781 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:52,633 渣 1782 01:32:53,566 --> 01:32:55,833 华叔咱们去敬酒吧 1783 01:32:56,766 --> 01:32:57,900 哎 1784 01:32:59,533 --> 01:33:03,266 还在玩小时候的游戏啊哈哈哈哈 1785 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:06,266 包中你也是 1786 01:33:08,100 --> 01:33:08,900 哎 1787 01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:12,366 是赢的哎呀是度赢的了好不好看哦 1788 01:33:25,933 --> 01:33:27,600 你真的愿意跟我回去 1789 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,166 我要去加拿大看我姐姐 1790 01:33:37,766 --> 01:33:39,200 你为什么不敢跟我走 1791 01:33:43,900 --> 01:33:45,200 要不然你留下来 1792 01:33:52,366 --> 01:33:53,666 你看阿翔满眼泪光 1793 01:33:53,666 --> 01:33:56,966 我想谈判可能已经破灭了保重啊 1794 01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:00,366 哎阿霞不要走啊不要走 1795 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,033 有办法有办法了啊 1796 01:34:02,266 --> 01:34:04,466 哎什么办法啊 1797 01:34:04,466 --> 01:34:04,866 到底什么办法 1798 01:34:04,866 --> 01:34:07,466 凭我干条子9年的经验办法呢 1799 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,700 只有一个就是大家想一想吧 1800 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:10,600 是 1801 01:34:11,266 --> 01:34:12,066 下一 1802 01:34:12,533 --> 01:34:16,600 位魏小宝有父甚至理应处死啊 1803 01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:19,300 哈哈哈哈哈哈 1804 01:34:19,566 --> 01:34:22,700 枉我九五之尊迷信误国 1805 01:34:23,366 --> 01:34:25,433 差点断送大清江山 1806 01:34:26,866 --> 01:34:28,766 这本300年后的历史课本 1807 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,166 说我有68岁寿命 1808 01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:32,433 忠心满卿 1809 01:34:32,766 --> 01:34:34,266 我还欠你一派胡言 1810 01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:37,233 来人将博士压入大牢啊 1811 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:38,233 皇上 1812 01:34:38,866 --> 01:34:40,100 皇上饶命啊 1813 01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:42,666 皇上饶命啊皇上 1814 01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:48,500 各位千万不要误会 1815 01:34:48,533 --> 01:34:49,900 虽然我老婆很多 1816 01:34:49,900 --> 01:34:51,766 但是并不代表我花心 1817 01:34:51,766 --> 01:34:54,266 只是代表我感情丰富而已 1818 01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:57,666 你看看他们两个 1819 01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:00,266 真的好 1820 01:35:00,533 --> 01:35:03,200 爽啊哈哈哈哎先放下来好不好 1821 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:04,500 手心不好意思啊 1822 01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:06,666 老爷您看习惯了老爷啊 1823 01:35:06,666 --> 01:35:09,266 你老婆当中最漂亮的那就是公主 1824 01:35:09,266 --> 01:35:10,600 我可不可以上啊 1825 01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,200 你为什么不自己去问他你说的哦嗯 1826 01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:16,066 你来来来厨师牵手手 1827 01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:18,500 介意我跟你一起走吗不介意 1828 01:35:18,533 --> 01:35:20,066 介意我搭你的肩膀吗 1829 01:35:20,066 --> 01:35:22,666 不介意喜欢我泡你吗喜欢 1830 01:35:23,333 --> 01:35:26,666 哎宝呀宝呀哎他叫我爸爸过去真的 1831 01:35:26,666 --> 01:35:27,700 哎呀 118930