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We need to talk.
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Caitlin... .
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It's the middle of the night. .
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Can't this wait until tomorrow? .
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It's about our kiss.
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♪ I've been really tryin'... .
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It was a big mistake,
and it can never happen again.
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Let me get this straight. .
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You crossed town,
got me out of bed,
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just to tell me
you don't want me? .
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Yes. .
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This is the worst
Booty call ever.
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I'm sorry.
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I needed you to know that
this isn't going anywhere. .
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Oh, come on, Caitlin.
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I haven't been able to stop
thinking about that kiss. .
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We both know it meant
something.
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I'm not just saying that because
we're eight feet from the bed,
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and I'm wearing
tearaway pajama bottoms.
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I'm sorry, but I'm with tom now,
and I'm happy. .
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Okay. .
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Don't take it personally. .
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It's not that I don't
find you attractive.
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♪ I've been really tryin',
baby ♪
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♪ tryin' to hold back these
feelings for so long ♪
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♪ and if... .
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So, you obviously had some
second thoughts
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after leaving last night.
What are you talking about? .
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Oh, come on. Your cab stopped three
blocks away at a Korean market. .
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You got out and took one last
look back at my apartment. .
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Pretty pathetic. .
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How did you know?
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I was running after you.
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I had to get milk anyway. .
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What's going on
with you and Charlie? .
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Okay, this has to stay
between us.
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Charlie and I kissed
last night. .
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Oh! What kind of kiss was it? .
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Was it a "goodbye, grandma,"
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or a "take me,
you oiled-up hunky spartan"? .
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Sorry.
I just rented "gladiator."
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Tom has been so good to me. I don't
know why I would do anything
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to sabotage our relationship.
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I feel so confused and guilty. .
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Maybe you should talk
to someone. .
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My guy's great. .
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Wow. Your therapist
gave you his home number,
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his pager number, and
his mom's number in Florida? .
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Is that normal? We try not
to use the word "normal." .
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Thanks, Carter, but I can handle this
problem myself. I don't need therapy. .
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Hi, Caitlin. .
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Hey, sweetie.
What a nice surprise.
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I just wanted to come see you
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to make sure that everything's okay.
Why wouldn't it be? .
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Well, last night when I met
you and Charlie at the bar,
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it felt like
I was interrupting something.
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Charlie and I are just friends.
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I don't know what it is, but
he rubs me the wrong way. .
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What is that annoying thing he
always calls me? .
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Hey, Tommy tutone! That's it. .
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By the way, you left my house
last night for a couple hours. .
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Where did you go? .
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To get milk. .
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Okay. .
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Since when is it a crime
to have a craving for milk? .
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It's good for your teeth. .
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Calcium, tom...
have you heard of it? .
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And you! He is not "Tommy
tutone." He is not "Tommy boy." .
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He is not "tommyknockers." .
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He's tom, he's my boyfriend,
so get used to it. Let's go. .
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Hey, look at this.
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I got everyone new
personal pagers. .
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They're cellphones, pagers,
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and personal digital assistants
all-in-one. .
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Ha. It's the latest technology. .
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So I guess we can get rid
of those cb radios
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you gave us last year? .
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That's a big ten-four,
good buddy. .
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So, Paul, are you all set
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to do Larry elder's radio
talk show this afternoon? .
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You'll be defending our plan
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to assign contracts
to minority-owned businesses. .
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Sir... .
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You're sending Paul
to debate Larry elder? .
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You know how I want
to take down
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that egotistical right-winger. .
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You tend to lose your cool
when you deal with this guy. .
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The last time you saw him,
you socked him in the jaw. .
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It was a celebrity
boxing tournament. .
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He should expect to get hit. .
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He was a commentator! .
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So you'll be sticking
with Paul?
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I think so. .
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You can't go toe-to-toe
with Larry elder. .
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This is not
your area of expertise.
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Carter, relax. .
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As press secretary, I have
an arsenal of stock answers
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that are available
in any situation. .
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What are you gonna do
when he attacks you?
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I think my record
speaks for itself. .
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You know how ridiculous
that sounds?
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I will not dignify that question
with a response. .
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Oh, Paul, stop that. .
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New York City is the greatest
city on earth! .
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Good stuff, Paul! .
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You know where Caitlin is? .
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No, I don't. .
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And if I did,
I wouldn't tell you
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because I am not the type of
person who gossips.
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She's at therapy.
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I'm so weak. .
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Does this have to do
with the kiss? .
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You bet it does. .
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Oh! Idiot!
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I'm worse than bill
in the mail-room,
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who knocked up Cathy
in accounting... I can't stop.
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I can't believe
Caitlin's going to therapy. .
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This is not good for me.
Why not? .
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This may come as a shock,
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but I am not a magnet
for mentally stable women. .
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If she works out her issues,
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she'll realize
that I'm not right for her. .
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Maybe she'll realize
you are right for her. .
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No licensed therapist
has ever said,
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"spend more time with Charlie." .
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If you have feelings for her,
why not talk to her? .
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Well, I tried. .
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She said she's not interested,
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but... I know
there's something there. .
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What are you gonna do? If it was any
other woman, I'd just let it go. .
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But with her, I can't. .
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Anyway, thanks for listening. .
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And it goes without saying that
this stays between us?
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Charlie, please. I'm a vault.
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Hey, Cathy,
love the oversized sweater. .
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Hi.
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I'm Caitlin Moore. .
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This is the first time I've been
in therapy,
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so I'm a little nervous. .
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That's understandable.
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The reason I'm here is
I'm having relationship issues.
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I've always been confused
about men and sex. .
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Maybe it all stemmed back to
the time when I was 9
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and I found my mom's vibrator.
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I thought it was a magic wand,
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so I brought it in
to show and tell.
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Caitlin, I'm Dr. Lewis.
I'm ready for you now. .
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This one's a twice-a-weeker.
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I'm Larry elder with
the mayor's press secretary
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Paul lassiter. .
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Mr. lassiter, I've always said
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that the only way
for minorities to get ahead
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is to work hard,
get an education,
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and stop acting like victims.
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"I will not dignify
that question with a response." .
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It wasn't a question. .
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"New York is the greatest city
on earth." .
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Are you getting sound bites off
those little cards? .
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"That is a gross overstatement
of the... Facts." .
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Why don't we take
a commercial break?
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I think I got him on the ropes.
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Paul, he's killing you,
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and he's making our initiative
look foolish. .
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"That is a gross
overstatement of..."
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stop, stop, stop!
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I can't just sit by
and let him beat us. .
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Here's the plan.
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I'll feed you the answers
through your personal pager. .
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Hey, Paul, we're back on
in a few seconds, man. .
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Hey, Heywood. .
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Nice to see you again. .
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Mr. lassiter,
before the break,
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I was arguing that the
playing field is level
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for minorities in this city. .
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Well, that's ridiculous,
because...
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Because... .
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"Because the average
black family earns 40% less
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than the average white family." .
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Ha! That's because your policies
create a cycle of dependency. .
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Now, how do you respond
to that?! .
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How do I respond to that?
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How do I respond to that? .
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How do I respond to that?! .
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"Our policies provide
an opportunity
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for even
the neediest citizens." .
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Typical liberal propaganda
designed to perpetuate
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the myth that minorities remain
eternally disadvantaged. .
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"How can you say that,
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when I can't catch a cab because
of the color of my skin?" .
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What are you talking about?
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"I'm talking about
the fact that
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"minorities get the short end
of the stick,
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and I should know,
because I'm gay!" .
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You are? That's right!
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"I'm here, I'm queer,
get used to it." .
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My whole life, I have waited to
meet the perfect guy. .
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And then I finally do...
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tom is smart, successful.
He's kind. .
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He's everything
I've ever dreamed of. .
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So I should be happy, right? .
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But no. Charlie keeps
getting in the way. .
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Is it possible
you want him to get in the way? .
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No. He's fun, and we have
a certain chemistry, but...
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sounds to me like you're hiding
behind stable relationships
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because you're afraid
of what you want. .
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Hey, whatever happened to
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"it's not your fault.
Here's some Xanax"? .
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Do you find yourself
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obsessing over men who aren't
good for you? .
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Well, now that you mention it,
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I do have
this recurring dream...
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Oh, sorry.
That's probably the mayor. .
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How does this thing work? .
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Hello? .
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Hey, it's Charlie.
Where are you?
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I'm with my... Hairdresser. .
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Well, I'm just calling
to let you know
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the council meeting
was moved to 4:00.
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I'll be there when I'm done
with Dr. Lewis...
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doctor of cosmetology. .
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Bye. .
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That was Charlie. .
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Did you tell him you're
here talking about him? .
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No, Charlie has no idea. .
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The only person
I told was Carter,
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and he wouldn't tell a soul. .
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So, you were talking about
your dream.
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I have this one
recurring sexual fantasy.
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I'm at work. I'm alone. .
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It's late in the copy room,
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and suddenly,
this man comes in. .
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What do you think attracts you
to this scenario?
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I guess it's exciting
because... .
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It's dangerous and forbidden. .
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And then he says
in a really seductive voice,
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"what are you doing here
so late?" .
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And he gives me this look
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like he knows
exactly what I want.
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I reach for a piece of paper,
his hand touches mine...
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and a surge of electricity
shoots between us.
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I get lost in his eyes. .
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Then he says something that
no woman could ever resist... .
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"Caitlin, you're my..."
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I'm expecting a call
from the head of city council. .
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Can you cover my phone?
No problem.
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I'm gonna make some copies.
247
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:02,300
Charlie, here's
the quality of life report
248
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:03,501
you asked for. .
249
00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:05,133
Whatever. Just throw
it on my desk. .
250
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:08,234
But it took me eight hours.
Aren't you even gonna read it? .
251
00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:13,868
Looks great. .
252
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,067
Slap my name on it
and send it out. .
253
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:21,300
Oh, hey, Charlie. .
254
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,767
What are you doing here
so late? .
255
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:33,968
It's 3:00.
256
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,133
I've got five after. .
257
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,734
It's pretty hot in here. .
258
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,534
Oh, Charlie, there you are.
259
00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,834
I need to see you
in my office asap. .
260
00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:02,501
Sir, can it wait? .
261
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:04,801
You two look so nervous. .
262
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:08,167
Oh, wait a minute.
I know what's going on in here. .
263
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,701
You're all alone,
264
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:13,167
tucked away in a hot
and steamy copy room. .
265
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,801
You're stealing paper,
aren't you? .
266
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,667
Come on, let's go. .
267
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,834
Oh, uh, Charlie,
you forgot your...
268
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:34,901
Great job on the radio, Paul. .
269
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:36,334
Thanks.
270
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,334
I can't believe you're
taking credit. .
271
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,334
You couldn't
have done it without me. .
272
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,234
Come on, I'm not gonna
replace you
273
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,067
as the voice
of the black man here. .
274
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,400
Way to keep it real,
my brother. .
275
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,000
Word. .
276
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:50,367
Oh, Paul,
277
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,367
great job on the show. .
278
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,367
Thank you, sir. .
279
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,467
In fact, they liked me so much
280
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,567
they invited me back
to guest host
281
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:59,200
their "talking politics" show
this afternoon. .
282
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:01,334
That's one of the most respected
shows on radio. .
283
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:05,834
Yep. It's only for intellectuals
and people who talk good.
284
00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:06,934
I gotta tell you, Paul,
285
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:08,934
hearing you on the radio
yesterday
286
00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:10,901
confirmed what I thought
about you. .
287
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,467
That I was a great debater? .
288
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:16,067
No, that you love men. .
289
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,801
So, you gonna come with me,
give me all the answers? .
290
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,501
You wanna be the voice
of the black man,
291
00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:22,901
you gotta do it alone. .
292
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:24,400
Oh, come on, Carter! .
293
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:28,601
If we don't stick together, how
we ever gonna fight "the man"?! .
294
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:33,100
S'up, bitch?
295
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,667
Hello? Hey, it's me.
296
00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:44,567
I'm gonna be late
for our 4:00 meeting.
297
00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:47,200
I'm at the hairdresser's.
Weren't you there yesterday? .
298
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,067
Yes, but I had some issues...
299
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,267
I mean, some cutting...
that didn't get resolved.
300
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,567
I'm hanging up now. .
301
00:14:56,534 --> 00:15:00,033
So, doctor, I have to admit
I was holding back. .
302
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,968
There's this fantasy I have
303
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,400
that drives me even Wilder
than the first. .
304
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:05,701
Yes.
305
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:07,567
I'm alone at my apartment,
306
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:11,133
and this guy shows up
in a tuxedo
307
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:13,734
with a bottle of cristal. .
308
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,968
Now, this is the kind of guy
who wouldn't mind
309
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,767
spending $600 on
the right champagne. .
310
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,033
Ouch. .
311
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,701
And he's got a copy of my
favorite book with him...
312
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,400
"pride and prejudice." .
313
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:27,601
This man starts to talk to me
in Italian. .
314
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:30,834
And there is one thing
I cannot resist...
315
00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,868
a man who speaks Italian. .
316
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:34,567
Makes me so hot. .
317
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,400
Hola, señorita. .
318
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:40,801
That's Spanish... Jerk. .
319
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,868
This is Paul lassiter
on "talking politics." .
320
00:15:48,901 --> 00:15:50,601
No question is too complex. .
321
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:52,033
Go ahead, caller. .
322
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:55,300
Yeah, in regards to overhauling
the city's education system,
323
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:56,767
could you please explain
324
00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:59,467
the benefit of vouchers
versus magnet schools?
325
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,601
I'm losing you.
326
00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:04,801
I'm going into a tunnel.
327
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,701
I can't answer these questions.
328
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,667
I'm a press secretary.
I'm told what to think.
329
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,167
I'm slinging so much crap
I can't see straight. .
330
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,634
We're still live. .
331
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:20,801
Next caller. .
332
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,234
Sir? Yeah. .
333
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,267
Are you listening?
Paul's in over his head.
334
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,734
'Cause you're not feeding him
like yesterday. .
335
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,200
What tipped you off? .
336
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:30,434
Paul's high-school story
337
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,534
about not getting the lead
in "grease"
338
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,701
'cause he refused
to cut his afro. .
339
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:38,167
Sir, you know you should've let
me do that show. .
340
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,868
So, you're not happy
with the way it went? .
341
00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:42,300
Oh, no, it went great. .
342
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,434
We really put elder
in his place, but... .
343
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,834
But what? .
344
00:16:45,868 --> 00:16:47,934
Those were my words. .
345
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:49,067
They were brilliant. .
346
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,934
But sometimes it's not enough
347
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,367
to be the smartest guy
in the room. .
348
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,200
You know, yesterday your passion
was tempered by Paul's voice. .
349
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,367
You succeeded as a team. .
350
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,367
Remember, everyone here
works selflessly
351
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,033
for one common goal...
352
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,067
making me look great.
353
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:15,367
Buona séra.
354
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,501
Charlie, what a surprise. .
355
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:21,067
Posso entràre?
356
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,434
I didn't know
you spoke Italian. .
357
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:26,734
Hai imparato viaggiandoin itàlia? .
358
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,534
Passo entràre? .
359
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:34,801
Why are you wearing a tuxedo? .
360
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:39,067
Uh, I was hosting
the daytime emmy awards. .
361
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,634
"Passions" cleaned up. .
362
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,033
What do you have in the bag? .
363
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,701
Champagne... .
364
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,868
And "pride and prejudice." .
365
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:53,267
Oh, you're reading
"pride and prejudice"? .
366
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,901
That is so hot. .
367
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,801
Really? Oh, yeah. .
368
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,968
You know what it
makes me wanna do? .
369
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,934
What? Introduce you to
my aunt's book club. .
370
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,734
"Darcy had walked away to
another part of the room. .
371
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,300
"She followed him
with her eyes,
372
00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:17,434
envied everyone
to whom he spoke..." .
373
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,200
Well, I guess we should
call it a night. .
374
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,567
Oh, what a great book. .
375
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,934
Who's going uptown? .
376
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:31,300
See ya, Caitlin. .
377
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,634
You are not going anywhere. .
378
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:37,667
You have a lot of nerve. .
379
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,834
How could you take advantage
of me like that? .
380
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,701
So if you found
out my fantasy,
381
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:43,501
you wouldn't use it
to seduce me?
382
00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:46,267
Charlie, I would never dress up
like Molly ringwald
383
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,667
in "the breakfast club."
384
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:52,167
I'm gonna kill Carter. .
385
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,601
Why are you doing this? .
386
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,067
Because when we kissed
the other night,
387
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,968
there was something there.
388
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,667
I guess I figured if I could
create another romantic moment,
389
00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:04,634
I could get you to see that. .
390
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,000
So you rented a tuxedo,
learned Italian,
391
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,501
and bought a $600
bottle of champagne? .
392
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:11,834
Why didn't you just talk to me? .
393
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:14,367
That seems a little extreme. .
394
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,601
You are out of your mind. .
395
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,734
Maybe, but do you know
any other guy
396
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:21,100
that would do all of this
for you? .
397
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,868
No. .
398
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:26,400
Admit it, you liked
that I showed up here tonight. .
399
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,767
Maybe a little. .
400
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,734
Well, since I'm dressed
like a waiter,
401
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:33,133
I might as well pour you
some champagne. .
402
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,467
Guess we shouldn't let it
go to waste.
403
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,067
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
404
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,701
I can't believe you
spent so much for it. .
405
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:48,434
Well, don't worry. I figured out
a way to pay for it. .
406
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:51,300
By the way, are you satisfied
with your long-distance plan? .
407
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:57,901
Let me make a toast in Italian. .
408
00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:01,100
All you know how to say
is "may I come in?"
409
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,601
I learned one more phrase... .
410
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:08,467
A un moménto perfèttocon una Donna perfètta.
411
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,934
Hello? .
412
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:30,234
Hey, sweetie, it's me. I'm downstairs.
I'll be right up. .
413
00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:32,467
Oh, God, it's tom.
You gotta get out of here. .
414
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:35,267
God, why do I keep
letting this happen? .
415
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,501
Maybe it's because you'd rather
be with me than him. .
416
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,067
Don't do this. What am I doing? .
417
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:45,067
You're not serious about this. It's
all a game to you. That's not true. .
418
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,000
What if I told you
I'm gonna leave tom
419
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,834
and start a relationship with
you... a real relationship. .
420
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:52,968
Is that what you want? We're talking
about you! What do you want?! .
421
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,968
No more games,
no more fooling around...
422
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,300
what do you really want?
423
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,100
That is a very insightful
answer, Mr. lassiter. .
424
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,467
You are a true policy expert. .
425
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:13,434
What other complex questions can
I answer for you, stranger?
426
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,868
I'm wondering... would raising
subway token prices
427
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,434
be an effective way of balancing
the city's budget? .
428
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:21,734
Well, yeah. .
429
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,067
You know, I guess... .
430
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:28,133
Damn it.
431
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,834
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
432
00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:31,834
.
433
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:33,100
Moo.
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