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Stuart just faxed me
from Antigua...
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"can't make it back to work
as scheduled. .
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"A huge storm flooded
the island.
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Michelle and I are
stuck here another week."
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I hope they're okay. .
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"If no one buys that, "
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say there was a coup,
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and the rebels
control the airport. .
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Please, Paul,
don't screw this up." .
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Apparently, there was a coup. .
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Sorry I'm late. .
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This morning rags passed away.
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Carter, I'm so sorry.
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I know how much that dog
meant to you. .
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The doctor did tell me he
only had 6 months to live. .
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Wasn't that in 1974? .
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He was a fighter. .
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Ah, this is, uh,
this is for you. .
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It's his... Favorite chew toy. .
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He would've wanted you
to have it. .
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So I'm holding a plastic burger
covered in dead-dog spit? .
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We called it "squeaky."
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How did it happen? .
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Rags was mounting his
little giggling gizmo doll
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the same way he'd done
a thousand times before,
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and his little heart just quit. .
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Excuse me. .
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Older dog...
Younger plush toy...
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never works. .
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Oh, sir. Mm-hmm.
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I just got a call from newsday. .
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They got a copy
of your tax records. .
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And it appears you didn't make
a charitable donation last year.
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I instructed my accountant to give
generously to several causes. .
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Let me get Arthur on the phone.
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The number you havedialed is no longer in service. .
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If you have any information as to
the whereabouts of Arthur pollack,
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please contactthe federal authorities. .
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So obviously...
He's not the problem. .
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Uh, how do we
fix this, Charlie?
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I know. We'll set up a
Randall Winston foundation. .
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Then we'll make a sizeable
donation to a charity. .
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The important thing is money
goes to people who need it. .
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It's not about publicity
or who gets credit.
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I'll leak that to the press.
Start with the times.
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Hello? .
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Look, dad, I told you...
stop calling me.
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I don't care if it is
my birthday.
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I don't wanna see you. .
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Gotta go, dad. Bye. .
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Oh, is your dad coming in
for your birthday tomorrow? .
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No. No. He can't
get away from work. .
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Aw, that's too bad. I would've
liked to have finally met him. .
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Some other time. .
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But, if it's any consolation,
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no matter what it takes,
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I am going to top the gift
I got you last year. .
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Oh, you got me that awesome
vintage Yankees Jersey. .
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No, the mayor got you that. .
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Oh, you got me that sweet
rolling stones box set.
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Stuart and Carter. .
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Well, whatever it was,
it had to be better than
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that lame thing Paul
gave me that sorts change. .
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You got me that. .
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So your charity...
"harmony, not handouts"...
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provides musical instruments
to homeless people? .
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Wouldn't homeless be better
served with food or shelter? .
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Been done. .
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Thank you, miss Watkins. We'll keep
your organization on a short list.
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Some of these charities
are really out there. .
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If I had time, I'd have
people sift through these. .
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We wouldn't have to go
through this dog and pony show. .
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Sir, try not to mention anything
having to do with dogs.
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I think it reminds Carter
that rags is dead.
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Paul, do you mind? .
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Really, Paul,
put a muzzle on it. .
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Oh, I did it again.
Doggone it. I'm sorry. .
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Sir, sir...
Would you stop hounding me?! .
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Excuse me. .
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No, no, no, Carter, sit. Sit. .
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Stay. Stay. .
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Rough. .
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All right, we're here.
What's your big surprise?
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I didn't know what to get you,
and I know it's unconventional,
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but, um, look over there. .
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Wow! .
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You have officially topped
the change-sorter. .
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Not her! .
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Dad.
Hey, Charlie. Good to see you. .
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Surprise! I had him come up
for your birthday.
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I can't believe you came here. .
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You're the last person
in the world I wanna see. .
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Over here. .
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Say "cheese." .
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Take it easy, kid.
I'll get us some drinks. .
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Excuse me. .
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What did you do?
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I got his number off
caller I.D. And invited him. .
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He's really excited to see you. .
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He's not. He shows up
when he wants something. .
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The guy's a con man. .
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Well, you haven't seen him
in a long time. .
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Maybe he's changed.
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I bet you paid
for his train ticket.
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I had to. He left his wallet
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at the old-age home
where he volunteers. .
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Was the old-age home
called Churchill downs? .
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No. It was belmont park. .
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Come on, let's be sociable.
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I got us a table
and a round of drinks...
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vodka rocks for me,
beer for Charlie,
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and an appletini for the lady. .
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Why an appletini?
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I try to match the drink
to the person. .
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An appletini is smooth,
sophisticated,
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and it's as strong as it is sweet.
Thank you, ray. .
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Why'd you get me a beer? 'Cause
you're foaming at the mouth. Relax. .
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All right, dad, let's get to it.
What are you really here for?
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I wanted to be with my kid
on his birthday. .
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When did that become a sin? .
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Tell me how much money
you need,
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and we can end this pathetic,
little charade. .
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Mmmm. This is a good appletini. .
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Don't be so dramatic.
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I know you've always resented me
because I wasn't around,
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and I gambled away
your college fund.
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I had a college fund? .
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S-should I buy us
another round?
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I'm out of here. .
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Let's just call this a bad idea
and forget that it happened. .
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Come on, Charlie.
I just got here. Charlie!
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Charlie always assumes
the worst about me. .
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What he doesn't realize is
people can change. .
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Oh, please. This is on me. .
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Thank you. Bye-bye. .
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Uh, excuse me. Mike Gomez...
food critic, Manhattan dining. .
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Wow! I'll have to comp
the meal. .
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Oh, that's not
really necessary. .
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But, what the hell?
Rules are rules. .
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Now, uh...
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Charlie, I am so sorry
about last night.
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I never should've interfered.
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I shouldn't expect you
to understand
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having a screwed-up
relationship with your father. .
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Oh, are you kidding?
My dad was so... Overbearing...
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always helping me with my
homework, taking me to Europe,
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showing up to my field hockey
games with signs that said,
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"go, Caitlin.
We love you, Caitlin."
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I'm sorry. I-I was happy. .
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Look, I may not know your
history with your father,
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but... He seems like
a pretty good guy.
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I mean, he came all this way
for your birthday. .
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Let me tell you how much my dad
cares about my birthday. .
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When I turned 9, he promised
to give me a gumball machine.
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I was so excited
I couldn't sleep for weeks.
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I told all my friends.
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I woke up that morning.
I ran downstairs. .
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There was no gumball machine... .
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Just a note saying
that he'd moved out. .
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Have you guys seen Carter? .
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No. Why? .
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Well, I realized that
in his time of crisis,
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he needs a go-to guy. .
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And with his best friend
out of town,
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I decided to step up
and be his new Stuart... .
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Minus the bad haircut... .
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And the rudeness. .
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And subscriptions
to porno magazines? .
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Yeah, that too. .
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Oh, there you are. .
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Listen, Carter, I know that
you're down about rags. .
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But you know what? .
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He's gonna be with you forever.
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I'll always carry him
in my heart. .
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More than in your heart. .
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Hah?
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I had him stuffed! .
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And look, for an extra $15,
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they put in cloudy marbles to
match the cataracts in his eyes.
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Paul, this is
totally offensive! .
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No, it's not. .
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And look what they put under
his little paws...
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wheels! .
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Now...
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Carter can still
take him out for walks. .
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Lookit! Lookit! Lookit! .
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Ha ha ha ha. .
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Pretty great, huh? .
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Are you out of your mind?! .
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How could you think this
horror show is... is great?! .
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Wow.
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Carter hated that.
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I thought this was a perfect way
to preserve a loved one.
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I guess I was wrong.
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I'm glad you figured that out
before his grandmother died. .
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It was a great idea to have the
mayor set up this foundation. .
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The press will
get off his back. .
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Which did the mayor
end up picking? .
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He went with an organization that
uses horses to rehabilitate inmates. .
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That makes sense. 'Cause that's what
you really want to give a criminal...
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something that can run 30 Miles
an hour and jump fences. .
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Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention?
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I've interviewed,
oh, dozens of charities,
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but finally, a man came in
who truly inspired me. .
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So it's my honor
to introduce to you... .
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The recipient of a $25,000
check... Mr. ray Harris. .
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In conclusion, these men
are not just ex-convicts. .
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They're fathers,
husbands, sons. .
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This money represents a second
chance for them and their families. .
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A new road to the future...
Paved with hope. .
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Thank you. .
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I can't believe people
are buying this. .
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Really... What a fraud.
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I heard about your dog.
I understand how you must feel. .
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But just remember...
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we only get strong when we
lift heavy burdens. .
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You're a special person.
God bless you. .
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I guess I'll go draft up
a press release. .
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My people will draft up the press release.
Don't do any extra work. .
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You're a special person.
God bless you.
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I need to talk to you. .
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Not right now. .
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Call me at the foundation.
We'll set up an appointment. .
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Great. Why don't you give
me an address and phone number? .
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You know what?
I've got just a second. .
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Excuse me. .
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What the hell do you think
you're doing?! .
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Of all the stuff
you've pulled in your life,
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starting a fake charity
is a new low.
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Charlie, I guarantee you
every cent from that check
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will be going to ex-convicts. .
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It's not. It's going to you!
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I got news for you. .
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That 6 months I spent upstate,
I wasn't in chefs' school. .
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Look, the mayor means
too much to me.
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I can't let you do this. .
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Fine. Turn me in. .
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You know I can't do that. .
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This is crazy. .
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What do I have to do
to get you to walk away?
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I'll tell you what...
we'll shoot a game of pool. .
242
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,567
If I win, I take the money
and leave. .
243
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,601
You win, I leave right away. .
244
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,167
I break. .
245
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:30,434
Not bad.
You remember what I taught you. .
246
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,901
Of course I remember. .
247
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:34,133
You started taking me
to pool halls when I was 7. .
248
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:37,267
Sorry about that. I wanted
to wait till you were ready. .
249
00:12:40,601 --> 00:12:43,801
Remember when I got you out of school,
took you to Callahan's tavern? .
250
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,400
How could I forget?
251
00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:47,534
I made 100 bucks, you let
me have a sip of beer,
252
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,467
and I got a kiss
from that hot waitress. .
253
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:50,701
Boy, was your mom mad
254
00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:52,934
when we rolled in at 2:00
in the morning. .
255
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:55,400
Well, in her defense,
I was 8 years old,
256
00:12:55,434 --> 00:12:58,033
and we had just
hot-wired a camaro. .
257
00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,567
Ha ha ha ha ha. .
258
00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:02,634
Well, I forgot
how good you are. .
259
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:05,234
You're in the middle
of screwing me over,
260
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,434
and here I am
laughing with you. .
261
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:10,734
Maybe you just can't help having
a good time with your old man. .
262
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,601
Damn it. .
263
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:16,801
Excuse me. .
264
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,167
Is it me... .
265
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,601
Or is the table
leaning to the left? .
266
00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:36,834
Or is it leaning to the right?
267
00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:39,501
I think the table's leaning
towards the pockets. .
268
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,367
Tough break. .
269
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,767
Well, it's like
you always said, dad...
270
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:50,767
pool is a game of momentum. .
271
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,601
Mo... .
272
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,534
Men... .
273
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,667
Tum. .
274
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,300
Excuse me. .
275
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:03,767
There you are. What's going on? .
276
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,267
If I sink this shot,
the mayor gets his money back. .
277
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,601
Oh, my God.
It's a lot of pressure.
278
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,200
I'll shut up. .
279
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,601
You can do it, Charlie.
280
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,133
I'll drop by city hall
281
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,634
to pick up my check tomorrow. .
282
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,734
Man, you choked. .
283
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,868
I know I screwed up, but this
is gonna make you feel better. .
284
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:38,968
I-I don't know, Paul. .
285
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,901
Don't be ridiculous.
Please, sit down. .
286
00:14:40,934 --> 00:14:43,634
Rags deserves
a dignified send-off. .
287
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
288
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:48,501
we are here today to pay
our final respects
289
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,567
to a special, little dog. .
290
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:53,601
He loved to eat.
He loved to play. .
291
00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:56,334
He loved his giggling gizmo,
292
00:14:56,367 --> 00:15:00,968
but in the end,
maybe a bit too much. .
293
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,133
And now... We pay
our final respects... .
294
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,400
To an old friend. .
295
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:21,133
Oh, darn it. How did the guy
in the store do this?
296
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,667
I've had enough.
297
00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:27,968
That came free with the wheels.
298
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:34,133
Carter. Carter, I'm sorry.
I was just trying to help. .
299
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,734
I-I know. There's nothing
you can do, Paul. .
300
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:39,534
Losing rags was like
losing a best friend. .
301
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,801
So right now...
302
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,801
I just need to feel sad. .
303
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,367
Promise me... .
304
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,234
No more ridiculous gestures
to make me feel better.
305
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,501
I promise. .
306
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,567
Outside. .
307
00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:01,834
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. .
308
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:02,834
Are you okay? .
309
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,467
Ye... ha ha ha ha. .
310
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,767
That's the stupidest thing
I've seen in my life.
311
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,167
I know. I'm sorry.
312
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,133
I don't know what
I was thinking. .
313
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,501
What the hell are you
ever thinking?!
314
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,000
I don't know. I'm an idiot! .
315
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,934
You are! But I love you for it. .
316
00:16:17,968 --> 00:16:19,901
You want a gingerbread rags? .
317
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,567
No, no, no. Aaah! Ha ha ha. .
318
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:26,534
Come on! I got a collage. .
319
00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:30,534
Oh, hey, hey, hey, Charlie.
320
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,868
I'm just writing out a check
to Ray's foundation. .
321
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:35,067
Sir, maybe you're
rushing into this. .
322
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,701
It's an awful lot of money. .
323
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,501
You kidding? I keep more cash
than that hidden in my office. .
324
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:42,767
You don't say. .
325
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,200
Good thing this office
has such tight security. .
326
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,434
Well, actually,
it's pretty weak. .
327
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:50,701
That's why I keep it
in a fake book. .
328
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:54,834
You don't actually think I'm
reading "don quixote," do you? .
329
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,033
Hey, you ever think
of picking that book up? .
330
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,534
Not till just now. .
331
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,300
My point is, sir, that there
are plenty of other charities. .
332
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:07,133
It sounds like you're having
a problem with Mr. Harris. .
333
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,501
Yes, Mr. Crawford... .
334
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,701
Do you have a problem with me?
335
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,601
I just... I...
336
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,767
no.
337
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,968
I have no problem. .
338
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,067
Oh, well, we're set then. .
339
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,901
Now, who should
I make it out to? .
340
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:26,868
Our holding company is called
"convicts are saved by horses." .
341
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,400
But you can just
use the acronym. .
342
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:33,634
C-a-s-h. .
343
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,567
There you go. .
344
00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:44,801
Oh, God, it's so frustrating.
He totally manipulated you,
345
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,801
and there's nothing
you could do about it. .
346
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,834
If only you didn't
suck at pool. .
347
00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:52,667
I found a way to fix this.
348
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:56,434
I'm gonna make a donation in the
mayor's name to a similar charity. .
349
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:59,434
At least the money will go where
the mayor wants it to. .
350
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,934
If there's anything I can do
to help, let me know.
351
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,834
I could use $25,000. .
352
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,868
How about a hug? .
353
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,300
What the hell are you
still doing here? .
354
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:21,801
Just wanted to say goodbye. .
355
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,601
Fine! Goodbye. .
356
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:25,767
This time let's
make it permanent. .
357
00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:27,367
You got your money. .
358
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,400
Yes, I did. .
359
00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:34,234
Now, there's only one thing
left for me to do.
360
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:37,934
I'm not gonna take the money.
I was never gonna take it. .
361
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:41,434
For the first time in your life,
you're gonna do the right thing? .
362
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,567
And what? Now I'm supposed
to give you a hug
363
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:45,334
and let you take me
to a ballgame? .
364
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:46,901
Well, forget it. .
365
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:48,100
It's too late for that. .
366
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,667
Hey, we're not done talking. .
367
00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,133
Yes, we are! .
368
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,334
Every time you drift
back into my life,
369
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,234
it's always about what you want,
what you can get from me. .
370
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,467
If it's not the check,
then what is it, dad, huh? .
371
00:18:58,501 --> 00:18:59,801
What's the angle? .
372
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:04,501
The angle is I wanted to be
with my kid on his birthday. .
373
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:07,567
After you stormed out of the
bar, I had to figure out a way
374
00:19:07,601 --> 00:19:09,834
to spend some
quality time with you. .
375
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:13,367
So... You made up
a fake charity,
376
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,767
conned my boss out of 25 grand,
and jeopardized my career? .
377
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:19,167
That's your idea
of quality time?
378
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,367
I was gonna take you fishing,
but that seemed so cliche. .
379
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:27,167
Well, why now...
After all these years?
380
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,634
I wanna get back in your life. .
381
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,534
No! It's too late for that! .
382
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,467
Too many nights I sat
looking out the window
383
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:36,868
hoping you'd come home. .
384
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:39,400
Too many times I had to
cook dinner for mom
385
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,767
'cause she was
so tired from work.
386
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:44,267
I screwed up.
I know that. But I'm here now.
387
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,834
I don't need you now!
I needed you then! .
388
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:52,100
Where were you when I was learning
to ride a bike or shoot a basket? .
389
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:56,801
Do you realize that mom
had to teach me how to shave?
390
00:19:56,834 --> 00:20:02,167
I was the only guy that showed up
to baseball camp with a lady bic. .
391
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,934
Well, I'm just saying
I'm not that guy anymore. .
392
00:20:04,968 --> 00:20:08,634
So... If you ever decide
to give me a second chance,
393
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,033
here's my number. .
394
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:14,234
"Ray Larson...
licensed chiropractor"? .
395
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,834
It's on the other side. .
396
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:18,767
By the way,
we're closed wednesdays. .
397
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,634
Look, I'd like to say that
I tried to be a great father,
398
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:33,033
and I did the best I could, but
we both know that's not true. .
399
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:36,100
What is true is that
I'm proud of you. .
400
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,601
You're my boy. .
401
00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,667
And I love you. .
402
00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:43,701
Happy Birthday, son. .
403
00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:30,400
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog. .
404
00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:32,667
Moo.
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