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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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It is election day,
and millions of new yorkers
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will be casting
their votes for mayor. .
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It is shaping up to be one
of the tightest races in years,
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and nyl recently spoke
with advisors from both camps. .
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The Winston administration is
a joke that's gone on too long.
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Nancy Wheeler is incompetent. .
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She has no business
being in politics. .
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Harsh words from those two.
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I'd hate to see
what would happen
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if you put them
in the same room together. .
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The polls open in one hour. .
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We should get going. .
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Have you seen my boxers? .
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Oh, I'm wearing them. .
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Have you seen my thong? .
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Guys, guys, talk to me. .
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Early exit polls are projecting
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a 12-point victory
for the mayor. .
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We're expecting
record voter turnout
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in the Bronx.
That should be good for us. .
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Right. .
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We should be talking
about this in the war room. .
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Okay, go. .
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Isn't this the bullpen? .
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Does the bullpen
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usually have a color-coded map
or a red phone? .
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No. .
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Thank you. .
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Couldn't we just call it
the bullpen
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and acknowledge
the new phone and map? .
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Guys, just give me
the war room. .
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Okay, it's the war room. .
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Now, this is the hot phone. .
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It is to be used strictly
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for election-related
emergencies.
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Here we go. Carter, grab that.
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I'm on it. Heywood. Go. .
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No, I fell asleep.
Did you tape it?
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I'll call you back.
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Paul, Paul, what are you doing? .
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You should be on your way
to the senior center
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in forest hills
to explain the new ballot. .
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And remember, many of them
are hard of hearing. .
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Why did I get picked
to do that? .
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No reason.
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Caitlin. .
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What are you doing?
Having a bagel. .
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Good. Put some cream cheese
on that.
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Charlie, calm down.
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I've set up
the mayor's press conference,
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and I've already briefed him.
Everything's taken care of.
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I know. I'm sorry.
I'm just a little nervous.
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I really want
to win this thing.
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I know. We all do. .
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Look, I got you
a little present. .
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It's a picture of the staff
at your birthday party. .
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Read the inscription. .
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"Four more years"?
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I don't want this.
We haven't won yet. .
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There's still a million things
that can go wrong.
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Charlie, I always say
if you think positively
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about something,
you can make it happen. .
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Not that.
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Ha ha ha. Hi. Hi.
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Where do we stand
on proposition 48?
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Against. .
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What about 37?
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For.
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Wheeler or Winston? .
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Just kidding. .
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Hey, stranger. .
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Want to join
the voting booth club?
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I'm already a member. .
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Want to join
the over-behind-that-table club?
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I would, but Wheeler's
on her way in. .
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Guess you'll have to
wait till tonight
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in my hotel room. .
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How can you have a relationship
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based entirely on sex? .
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Our secret...
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lack of communication. .
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Ah...
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Charlie, Caitlin,
I've got some big news.
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I'm going to ask Claire
to be my wife. .
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Oh, my God! That's so amazing! .
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Why do women go nuts when they
hear anything about marriage? .
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That's not true.
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I got her a 4-carat ring... .
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Oh, my God! That's so romantic! .
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And I put it
in a fortune cookie,
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and I'm going to surprise her
today at lunch. .
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Sir, you are
on a very tight schedule. .
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Don't worry, Charlie.
We have a comfortable lead.
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I'm going to win
my second term as mayor,
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and I'm going to do it
with my fiancé by my side. .
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I said "fiancé." .
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Oh, sorry. Oh, my God! .
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Good morning.
My name is Paul lassiter. .
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Hey, uh, we can hear, you know? .
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Yeah, yeah. Certainly. .
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Now, as you can see,
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each candidate's name is
clearly marked on the ballot. .
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There's mayor Randall Winston. .
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Below him is Nancy Wheeler,
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and below her,
krazy Kenny Cooper,
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who has pledged
to spend his entire term
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on rollerblades. .
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Now, if you want to vote
for Randall Winston,
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just punch the box
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like this. .
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I-I'm sorry.
Not... not the box. .
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The box on the left,
like that. Yes. .
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On your left or our left?
It's...
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it's my left. My left, it would be your
right. Hold on. Wait a minute. Yes. .
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Your right, but it's the box
on the left. .
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Which one is it? Yours. Mine. .
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Um, okay, you know what?
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I'm going to call the red phone
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just to double-check. .
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I mean, can you believe it? .
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The whole time,
he was cheating on Steve.
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Remember... .
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Not this box. This box. .
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You get the picture. .
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So what's the big surprise? .
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Patience, my dear. .
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Oh, somebody wrote
on my poster. .
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Excuse me.
What do these characters mean? .
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It says, "Winston is
a man of great wisdom "
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and has the strength
of 10 tigers." .
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What can I say? They love me. .
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Follow me. .
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Hi. .
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Hi.
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I'm taking donations
to help build
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a community center
for underprivileged children. .
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That sounds like
a worthy cause.
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$100, $200...
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Sorry. Only got the big boys. .
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Well, I'll tell you what. .
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Why don't we start
with a fortune cookie? .
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They're for dessert. Open it.
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I think you'll find
the contents very interesting.
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Randall, this is amazing.
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I do love to travel. .
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What'd you do with my cookie? .
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Oh, my God. I don't believe it. .
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Yes. .
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Yes, I will marry you. .
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That's mine. .
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Oh, thank God.
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Claire,
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I'd given up on trying
to find true happiness,
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but since...
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since you've come
into my life,
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you've filled it
with such romance and joy...
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Claire, will you be my wife? .
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You'll make me
the happiest man on earth
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if you just say
that one magic word. .
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No. .
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That's not it. Try again.
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Randall...
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I've loved our time together,
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but I can't marry you. .
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Why not?
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'Cause you're the mayor of New York.
Yeah?
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I don't want to live my life
in the press.
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I mean, let's face it...
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you're never going to be able
to draw the line
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between politician and husband.
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I categorically deny
that accusation. .
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You're doing it right now. .
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You can't be honest
with people. .
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You just say what you think
they want to hear. .
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Um... .
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It's just not meant to be.
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I'm just not ready
to get married. .
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Save it. We're through.
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Here he comes, guys. Get ready. .
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Congratulations! .
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She said no
and walked out of my life. .
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Who needs her? .
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What happened? .
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She doesn't want
to marry a politician. .
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She says we're all dishonest. .
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Well, I wasn't the one
faking orgasms. .
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Well, there was that one time,
but I was tired.
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Charlie, maybe she's right. .
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Maybe I need to start
being more honest. .
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Uh, sir, you seem really upset. Maybe
you shouldn't do this press conference. .
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No, I'm fine, Charlie.
Let's... let's go. .
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Ah. Here's the mayor. .
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Hi. .
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Ha ha. .
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Listen, I'm sorry I was late.
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I had a very important meeting
with...
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no one. .
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The truth is
I just got dumped,
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and I was sitting in my office
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staring out the window
listening to light jazz.
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Sir, what are you doing? .
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Being honest for a change,
and it feels right.
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I know. It's wrong...
very wrong. .
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Mr. mayor, you promised
to modernize all subway cars
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without raising transit fares.
How can you do both?
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I can't. I lied. .
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Good one, sir. .
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Ha ha. Good election day joke. .
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Ha ha ha ha. .
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Please stop. .
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Look, come on, we all know
that's the way the game works.
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I tell you
what you want to hear,
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I get four more years
in the mansion,
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and then
I just do the best I can. .
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So... .
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Next question. .
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Yeah, we're having trouble
hearing you, sir. .
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Let me check your microphone. .
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Ah. .
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Here's the problem. .
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No, no, no, no, no. When the
mayor said he was raising taxes,
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he was talking
about his foster child...
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Cynthia taxes. .
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Yes, he's going to raise her
until she's 12% old. .
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Hello? .
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Bad news. .
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Now Wheeler's leading
by 2,000 votes. .
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Oh, there's got to be
something we can do.
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Charlie, the polls are closed. .
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All we can do now is wait
and try to remain calm. .
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Oh, my God! Aah! We're losing! .
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We're all going
to be out of a job.
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I'm not qualified
to do anything else.
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I can barely do this.
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I can't believe I said
all those things to the press.
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I was so distraught
over Claire,
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I let my emotions
affect my judgment. .
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Sir, now that you and Claire
have broken up,
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I just have to wonder... .
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How was she? .
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Another time. .
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Look, the election
is not over yet. .
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She's right. Two districts
still haven't reported...
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Chinatown,
which is pro-Wheeler,
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and forest hills,
which is pro-Winston. .
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If we do well in forest hills,
we've still got a shot. .
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Hey, look,
they got an update. .
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In a shocking
election night development,
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the forest hills district
has just been won
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by a fringe candidate
known as krazy Kenny Cooper. .
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Apparently, this was the result
of confusion over the ballot. .
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Some jerk came down here
to explain the ballot.
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Mark the left,
mark the right...
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we didn't know
what the hell was going on. .
255
00:11:50,968 --> 00:11:54,367
The Winston administration has to be
asking themselves, what went wrong? .
256
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,767
Wow. .
257
00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:03,767
Krazy Kenny must have really
gotten his message across. .
258
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,300
What are you doing? .
259
00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,667
It's over.
260
00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:14,801
I was so stupid
to get my hopes up.
261
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,167
I'm going to go see Jennifer. .
262
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,200
Of course.
Take the easy way out. .
263
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:21,834
Oh, hey, guys. .
264
00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:23,501
Look, before I go
make my concession speech,
265
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,634
it would mean a lot to me
266
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,300
if we could
gather here for a toast. .
267
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:27,901
We'd love to, sir. .
268
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:29,133
You know,
when I was a teenager,
269
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,868
my grandfather,
on his deathbed,
270
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:34,334
gave me
a rare bottle of champagne. .
271
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,267
His only request
272
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,067
was that I save it
for a special moment
273
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,601
and share it
with the people that I love. .
274
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,834
And you saved it
for this moment with us? .
275
00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:44,901
No, I drank it that night
in the woods,
276
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:48,367
but this stuff's
pretty good, too. .
277
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,934
You know... .
278
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:53,167
We've accomplished a lot
in our time here. .
279
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,234
We should be very proud. .
280
00:12:56,267 --> 00:13:01,000
Tonight, at least
we'll all be together.
281
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,200
I'll see you later.
282
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:03,767
Charlie, you can't just leave. .
283
00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:05,734
He wants us around
for the toast. .
284
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,434
Why, so we can all sit around
285
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:08,801
and be miserable together? .
286
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,901
The job's done.
There's nothing left to say. .
287
00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:12,234
How about "goodbye"? .
288
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,701
How about
"here's what you meant to me"?
289
00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:17,234
Caitlin, I'm not married to these people.
I just work with them.
290
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:18,667
Charlie, you can't
treat these people
291
00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,767
like they're one
of your shallow relationships. .
292
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,968
They mean more to you
than that. .
293
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,934
And these people
need you right now,
294
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,634
and whether you want
to admit it or not,
295
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,100
you need them, too. .
296
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,868
You mean these people?
297
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:35,334
I'd like 50 large pizzas
delivered
298
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:38,200
to Nancy Wheeler's
campaign headquarters. .
299
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,434
These guys are going
to feel so stupid. Yeah. .
300
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:44,634
My credit card number
is 4071...
301
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:45,968
0022...
302
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:49,801
I'm outta here. .
303
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:59,934
I know today must have
been upsetting for you,
304
00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:02,801
so if you need some time
before we jump into bed,
305
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,234
I understand. .
306
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:07,834
Well, thanks. It might help. .
307
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:12,434
Okay. I'm good. .
308
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,834
Let's get set up here. .
309
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,934
Advil? .
310
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:21,767
Knee brace? .
311
00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:24,133
Safety goggles? .
312
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,400
At my age,
313
00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:28,100
I need the same equipment
for racquetball and sex. .
314
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,767
Oh, what's this? .
315
00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:32,300
Oh, Caitlin must have
put that in there. .
316
00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:33,667
It's a picture of me
and my staff
317
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:34,968
from my birthday dinner. .
318
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,467
Anyway... .
319
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:40,200
Let's get started. .
320
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:43,701
That advil ain't going
to last forever. .
321
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:52,033
Ha ha. .
322
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,701
Did I tickle you? .
323
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,367
No, I was just thinking
about the time
324
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,634
that the mayor wanted
to close down a strip club
325
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,901
and Stuart chained himself
to the brass pole. .
326
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,567
Let's not talk
about Stuart right now. .
327
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,634
If I remember correctly,
328
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,868
he made 50 bucks in tips. .
329
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,667
Do you want to fool around,
330
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,367
or do you want to talk
about your friends all night? .
331
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,534
You're right. .
332
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,701
You deserve my full attention. .
333
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:25,767
Ooh. That's better. .
334
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,767
Ha ha ha. .
335
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:27,968
Now what?
336
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,467
I'm just thinking
about the time
337
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:31,467
that Paul
tried to breed pigeons. .
338
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:34,300
Okay. What's going on?
339
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:40,334
I'm sorry. My mind
is somewhere else right now. .
340
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:42,334
Well, you're
sort of freaking me out. .
341
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,400
You're freaked out?
We're about to have sex,
342
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:47,067
and all I can think about
is Paul. .
343
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,434
Where are you going?
344
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:52,434
I need to be
with those guys right now.
345
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,300
Charlie, you don't really
want to walk out that door. .
346
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,567
You think you know me,
but you don't. .
347
00:15:57,601 --> 00:15:59,501
You don't know
what makes me tick. .
348
00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:10,334
That's a very good guess.
349
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,767
Hey, it worked. .
350
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,567
Did you do this? We may
have to leave the place,
351
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,133
but it doesn't mean we have to
make it easy on the new guys.
352
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,734
I krazy glued some phones,
353
00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:31,534
took some keys
off a few keyboards. .
354
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:32,968
Pretty good stuff, huh? .
355
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,901
You realize
we still have to work here
356
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,267
for a few more weeks. .
357
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,300
Really? .
358
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:41,167
Don't drink the coffee. .
359
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,033
Well...
360
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,601
I can't believe this is it. .
361
00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,968
Wonder where we'll all be
in a year.
362
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,300
I know where I'll be...
363
00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:50,834
out of politics,
living in Vermont.
364
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:54,033
I'll settle down
in a quiet little village,
365
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:57,801
maybe buy
an old rundown cabin,
366
00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,767
and I'll fix it up
with my own hands
367
00:17:00,801 --> 00:17:03,868
and convert it
into an adult bookstore. .
368
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,534
Wonder what I'll be doing. .
369
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,300
Probably working
a 9:00 to 5:00 job,
370
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:11,267
making a midlevel salary
with little hope of promotion. .
371
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,667
Really? Thanks, Carter. .
372
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,701
Ugh! .
373
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,367
Oh, this coffee is weak. .
374
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,267
Ha ha. Gotcha. .
375
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,400
All right, everybody,
let's grab a glass. .
376
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,767
Where's Charlie? .
377
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:27,434
Oh, um, he had a personal thing
he couldn't get out of. .
378
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:28,868
Oh, that's too bad. .
379
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:33,367
Well, our time here
is coming to an end,
380
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,567
but the good news is
381
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:36,868
now we can start
making some real money.
382
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,267
I mean, I don't know what
your publishers are telling you,
383
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,567
but I'm looking
at a 7-figure book deal. .
384
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,200
Thanks, sir. I'll remember that
385
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:46,033
when they're repossessing
my television. .
386
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,167
You know, in our time here,
387
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,767
we have given
the citizens of New York
388
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,934
less crime, cleaner streets,
and much better quality of life,
389
00:17:54,968 --> 00:17:58,701
but when I look back
on this administration,
390
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:01,834
the thing that I'm going
to miss the most
391
00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:04,033
is working with all of you. .
392
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,334
Hold on, sir. .
393
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,234
Something's going on. .
394
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,400
In a surprising turn of events,
395
00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:14,033
the pro-Wheeler district
of Chinatown
396
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,334
has seen a sudden surge
of votes for Winston. .
397
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,801
In fact, the mayor has become
so popular there,
398
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,234
they've decided to name a new
community center after him. .
399
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,067
Why do they like you
so much in Chinatown? .
400
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:29,000
They're obviously responding
to my strong leadership. .
401
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,367
Sir... .
402
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,601
Is that little girl holding
your 4-carat engagement ring? .
403
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:38,601
Oh, my God! It's so beautiful! .
404
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,267
Leadership, $100,000 ring...
405
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,367
who cares
what they're responding to? .
406
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,767
The point is, I'm their guy. .
407
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,701
There you have it.
In a nail-biter of an election,
408
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,100
Randall Winston
is re-elected mayor.
409
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,434
Mayor Winston,
would you care to comment
410
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,267
on your amazing comeback? .
411
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,234
Sorry, the mayor doesn't
have anything prepared. .
412
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,701
Oh, no, I've done this
a million times.
413
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,100
I can handle this. .
414
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,000
Sorry, I don't
have anything prepared.
415
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:15,801
Hey, Charlie, did you hear? .
416
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:18,000
Wait, wait, wait.
417
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,567
I have something I want to say. .
418
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:21,767
But, Charlie... Carter, please.
419
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:23,367
I need to get this out. .
420
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,300
Usually when a job ends,
421
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:28,067
I just take off
without saying goodbye. .
422
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,367
No, no, Charlie, what... sir, please.
I'm sorry. .
423
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,000
But you people are...
424
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,767
you're too important to me. .
425
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,667
Let's get this. .
426
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:38,634
And since we're not going
to be seeing each other
427
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,734
much longer, I want you all
to know how I feel. .
428
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,901
We should tell him. .
429
00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:45,367
My parents...
they never encouraged me
430
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,667
to express myself emotionally. .
431
00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:50,634
Never mind.
432
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,000
I don't want to be
that guy anymore. .
433
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:55,067
If I ran out on you tonight,
434
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,167
it's because I couldn't stand
the thought of losing you. .
435
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,267
Bottom line, I... .
436
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,634
I, uh... .
437
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:06,133
Go ahead, Charlie.
You can say it.
438
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,501
I love you guys. .
439
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,033
There.
440
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,534
I said it. .
441
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,400
It wasn't easy,
442
00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:16,034
but you're the only people
in the world
443
00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:18,107
I'd be comfortable enough
to say that in front of. .
444
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:22,534
Do you guys have any idea
how much you mean to me? .
445
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:25,501
Earlier tonight, I was in bed
with a beautiful woman,
446
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:30,133
and all I could think about
was this guy. .
447
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,634
Thanks, buddy.
448
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,133
Charlie, we won. .
449
00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,067
We won? .
450
00:20:40,534 --> 00:20:43,701
Okay, nothing I said
leaves this room. .
451
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,667
It's a little late for that. .
452
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:51,167
I hate you guys.
453
00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:16,767
Ha ha! Gotcha! .
454
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:23,634
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
455
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,868
.
456
00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:27,400
Moo.
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