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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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And boots,
Mr. scratchy, moxie,
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penny, ling-ling,
and Sebastian. .
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Wow. You have a lot of cats. .
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You look a little different
than the last time I saw you. .
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Yeah. I've been working out.
You want a ticket? .
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A ticket to what? .
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A ticket to the gun show. .
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Nice, huh? .
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Yeah. .
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The blue veins really
bring out your eyes. .
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They're not just pretty.
They're useful. .
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There you are,
you cheating lowlife! .
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Who's this? I'm the woman
who's carrying his child.
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You promised you'd
stop chasing other women. .
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Are you really the father? .
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According to the DNA testing
and the judge, I am. .
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But I still have my doubts. .
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I never want to see you again. .
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What took you so long?
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I paged you half an hour ago. .
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"Code red" means you get here
right away. .
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Stop complaining. .
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You're upsetting our fake baby. .
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Join me? You can have her food. .
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What'd she order? .
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A t-bone steak,
three baked potatoes,
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and a quart of cottage cheese. .
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Hey, thanks again for saving me
last night. .
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Oh, no problem. You might
have to return the favor.
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I have a date tonight. .
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Okay. .
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But the whole fake-baby thing
is getting a little stale. .
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Oh, you're right. .
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Next time I'll be your
disappointed parole officer. .
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Actually,
that's a little close to home. .
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Wheeler's attacking
the mayor again. .
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Being mayor of this city is
physically taxing. .
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That's another reason
why I'm a better candidate
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than Randall Winston.
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I'm younger
and in better shape. .
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Come on, honey.
Let's go play another set. .
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Terrific idea! .
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I can't believe he thinks he's
in better shape than I am.
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I play 27 holes of golf a day.
The voters should know that. .
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Let's tell them the day
after the election. .
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Wheeler's just trying to get
some momentum. .
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It's working. Since he began making age and
fitness an issue, our lead is dissolving. .
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We got to beat him
at his own game. .
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We'll just do the same thing. .
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Terrible idea! Terrible! .
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Not you, Paul. .
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Just the mayor. .
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Okay, that'll work.
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I'll set up a press event at
your health club.
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I just have one question. .
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Your club's
at 86th and Madison. .
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Thank you! .
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Fitness is a major part of my
life.
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I work out every day
to keep my body shipshape. .
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Why don't I start
with a few chin-ups?
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Ahh! .
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Huh!
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Someone should fix this thing. .
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Get your cameras ready.
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I'm about to pump some iron. .
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Easy there, Winston. .
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You don't want to hurt yourself.
Hello, folks.
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Wheeler, what brings you to this
gym during my press event? .
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Just came with my lovely wife,
Nancy,
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to get in a little workout. .
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We love to exercise.
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We love to exercise. .
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Spot me.
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That's nothing. .
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Ahh! .
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Mr. mayor,
that's an awful lot of weight.
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I can handle it. .
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Huh! .
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Ugh.
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Push, sir.
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Can't. .
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Being crushed. .
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Blacking out. .
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Of course I'll spot you.
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There you go, sir. .
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That's all you. .
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Are you pushing at all? .
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Mommy! .
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And...
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10!
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Whew. .
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The food here is really great. .
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Order anything you want.
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I make a ton of money. .
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Get a lobster.
Get two lobsters.
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I think I'm gonna have a salad. .
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Get a lobster salad.
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I'm allergic to shellfish.
It could kill me, okay? .
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It's important to be prepared
for death. .
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That's why I've already bought
my own burial plot.
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15 grand. .
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Maybe I will have
the shellfish. .
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Watching these people makes me
think I should get into shape. .
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We should start working out. .
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We should. As of right now,
we are getting healthy. .
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All right, I've got some
jalapeño poppers
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and a four-cheese quesadilla. .
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Right here. .
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Boy, this gives you quite
a workout.
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I can really feel it here. .
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It's called a cracked rib. .
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Oh, great. Now Wheeler's gonna
show off on a treadmill. .
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Two can play that game. .
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This is a walk in the park. .
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Well, let's pick it up
a little bit.
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Hello? Hi, Caitlin.
How's your date going? .
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Right now?! I'm really busy. .
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All right, I do owe you one.
I'll be right there. .
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Hey, Carter, Stuart,
can you guys cover for me?
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No problem.
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You can count on us.
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I think that we should start
with some aerobics. .
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Yeah, aerobics.
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Wheeler, you're in trouble.
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I got one of these babies
at home. .
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Once I was on it
for over 15 minutes.
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I can do over three hours. .
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That's not gonna work for me.
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I'm seeing "kiss me, Kate"
at 8:00. .
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Guess how much this watch cost? .
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It doesn't matter.
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I'll give you a hint...
4 grand. .
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Uh, $100. .
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Way off. 4 grand. .
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You're bored, aren't you? .
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Well, all this talk about money
is kind of a turnoff. .
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You're right. I always do this.
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I'm out with an attractive
woman, I get nervous,
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and then I just start
talking about money. Why?
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I'm... I'm not that confident. .
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And I never think a woman's
gonna like me just for me.
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I'll tell you what.
Why don't we start over? .
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Thank you. That would be great. .
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Hey, if it makes you feel
better, we can go Dutch. .
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Let's not get carried away.
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Aha!
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I can't believe you're cheating
on me again.
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Charlie, I made a mistake. .
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You're damn right you did. .
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And now you're coming with me. .
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Whoa-ho. .
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She's not going anywhere
with you. .
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Why don't you sit down
before somebody...
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getting tired, Winston? .
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I feel great. .
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Here you go, Julian.
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I thought you might want this. .
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Here, sir.
I thought you might want this. .
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It's a banana smoothie. .
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You're being childish.
Let's call it a draw. .
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Fine. Stop your treadmill.
You stop yours. .
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No chance. In fact,
I'll put my elevation up to 6.
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I'm gonna put mine up to 7! .
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Legs starting to burn, Winston? .
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The joke's on you.
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I lost feeling in my legs
two hours ago. .
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Well, let's see you try this. .
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Ha! .
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Ugh! Ugh! .
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Ugh! Ohh!
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Julian! .
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Nice try!
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I'm not gonna push that button.
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Wheeler had a heart attack,
but he's gonna be fine. .
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He's out of the race.
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I didn't expect to win
like this. .
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But it's just as sweet. .
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Let's pop open the bubbly!
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Uh, sir, you might want to tone
it down a bit. .
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Wheeler's wife is coming by this
afternoon to concede. .
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She's very hot. .
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What's your point?
I think I was clear. .
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Well, I guess the lesson here is
don't get on the treadmill
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if your body can't handle
a vigorous workout. .
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Ohh! .
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Whoa! Who punched you? .
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Nobody. .
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You've got a class ring
indented on your cheek. .
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"Summit high cougars." .
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Look at that tiny cougar. .
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You see, that's old-world
craftsmanship. .
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I was helping Caitlin
get out of a bad date,
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and this guy, Kyle,
took a swing at me. .
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He was about 6'8"
with bulging muscles.
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Whoo!
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I mean, oh.
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I'm telling you.
He was a monster. .
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Hey, everyone,
I'd like you to meet Kyle. .
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You're Kyle? .
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Where's the rest of him?
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Kyle came
because he wants to apologize.
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I feel really bad
about hitting you. .
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Sucker punched. Wasn't ready.
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I had no idea I'd knock you
to the ground. .
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The floor was slippery...
marble tile. .
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And then you'd be delirious,
grab a butter knife,
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and threaten to cut me. .
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That part's true. .
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Can I see you for a second? .
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Excuse me. .
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What are you doing? .
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You can't date this guy. .
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He's not a bad guy.
He was just trying to defend me. .
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That's why it was such
a sweet gesture
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when he dropped you
like a sack of potatoes. .
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Are you turned on
because he slugged me? .
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No! .
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Well, a little. .
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My point is,
I want to give him a chance. .
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Fine. You like this guy, I'm
gonna have to be around him,
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so I guess the only rational
thing to do is move on. .
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna punch him
then move on. .
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Oh, no, no, no. .
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Come on, Charlie.
If you channel that energy
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into something mature,
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you'll feel much better. .
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Just do this for me
as a friend. .
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Why did I ever agree to be
your friend? .
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Because I wouldn't sleep
with you. .
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Oh, yeah.
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Kyle, I'll grab your coat
and walk you out. .
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Okay. Hey, Charlie.
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I almost didn't recognize you
standing up. .
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Hey, Charlie, do me a favor.
Call maintenance. .
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My door is stuck again. .
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Thank you, Charlie. .
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We are terribly sorry
about your husband,
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and even though
this assures our victory,
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we all carry heavy hearts. .
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Not now! Not now!
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3 o'clock! 3 o'clock! .
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I know your husband and I
were adversaries,
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and it saddens me
that you have to come here
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and concede on his behalf.
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I'm not conceding.
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I'm taking over
my husband's campaign,
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and I'm running
for mayor myself.
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I have played the smiling wife
for 12 years. .
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This is my chance
to finally do something. .
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No offense, but not just anyone can run
for mayor. You have to be qualified.
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I have a comprehensive plan
for education and tax reform.
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I have a law degree from Yale.
254
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I'm well-funded
and I have the backing
255
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,467
of my husband's supporters. .
256
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:52,501
Whoa. Whoa.
Slow down, sweetheart. .
257
00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:54,434
You're talking gibberish. .
258
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:57,033
Being mayor takes more than
ideas and financial support. .
259
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,133
You have to be comfortable
in front of the camera.
260
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,934
I used to model for revlon. .
261
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:04,267
Oh, like that makes you
qualified? .
262
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,501
We're in big trouble. .
263
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,501
Tonight's debate is on. .
264
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:13,000
I a going to be mayor. .
265
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,167
Let me tell you something,
Mrs. Wheeler. .
266
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,300
You will never be mayor. .
267
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,534
And that is as clear
as the fact
268
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,601
that I am a top-notch
press secretary
269
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,767
who can be had
for a five-figure salary
270
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,567
and a reasonable
health-care package. .
271
00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:29,000
And you may take this card,
as a reminder of who said that. .
272
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,634
You'll never believe this.
273
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,534
Nancy Wheeler's beating us
in the polls. .
274
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,200
With her husband
in the hospital,
275
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,334
she's riding a wave
of sympathy. .
276
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,834
Who would have thought
when Wheeler had a heart attack
277
00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:51,968
it would turn out
to be a bad thing? .
278
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,067
The voters finally have
a candidate
279
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,167
who's qualified and pretty.
280
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,434
Sir, I didn't mean to imply
281
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,567
that you aren't qualified.
282
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,033
Or pretty. .
283
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,734
Well, she is hot.
I'll grant you that. .
284
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:16,267
But we need to dig deeper. .
285
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,534
Who does she associate with? .
286
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,067
What does she wear to bed?
Is it Lacey? .
287
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,901
These are the things
we need to know.
288
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:25,901
I'm going to need $1,000,
night-vision goggles,
289
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,200
and a van with a big cockroach
on the top. .
290
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,033
Stuart's brilliant plan aside,
291
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,701
I think we need to focus
on tonight's debate. .
292
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:38,033
Sir, you've got to treat her like any other
candidate. She hits us, we hit her back. .
293
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:42,434
Big words coming from a man
with a tiny cougar on his face.
294
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:46,067
Good one, sir. .
295
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,901
Just trying to make it easy
on the old guy.
296
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:52,534
Cougar! Zing! .
297
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,868
This whole Kyle thing
is driving me crazy.
298
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:01,901
Charlie, I commend you on being
above senseless violence. .
299
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,067
So if Kyle hit you,
you'd just let it go? .
300
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,567
Hell, no. I'd beat him
like a rented mule.
301
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,234
Charlie,
it's out of your control. .
302
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:11,467
Men are genetically programmed
to defend themselves. .
303
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:13,067
Every feeling you're having
304
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,734
is the result of millions
of years of evolution. .
305
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:19,067
Evolution... what a crock. .
306
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,300
I hate debates.
307
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm too easily swayed
by other people's arguments. .
308
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,567
Sir, that's not true. .
309
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:39,634
Yeah, you're right. .
310
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,934
Wheeler's wife seems
new and exciting. .
311
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:44,934
You just got to get out there
and bring her down a peg.
312
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,734
I don't know.
That's just not my style. .
313
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,734
Come on. Who's the mayor? I am. .
314
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,767
And who's the best candidate?
I am. .
315
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:54,400
Who's going to own this city
for the next four years? .
316
00:15:54,434 --> 00:15:55,667
Organized crime. .
317
00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:58,033
Close enough.
318
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,334
Good luck.
319
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,000
I'm about to destroy you. .
320
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,834
You're going to wish
you'd stayed in bed all day. .
321
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,667
For your information, I did. .
322
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,601
Mrs. Wheeler will speak first.
323
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,901
Tonight,
324
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,501
I continue the fight
that my husband began. .
325
00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:23,834
Because the people of this city
deserve a better leader. .
326
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:28,834
Your track record on crime
and the economy is a joke. .
327
00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:31,133
Well, it's better than having
no track record at all. .
328
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,334
You're nothing but an
inexperienced political wannabe.
329
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,000
I am just trying to complete
330
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,334
the work that my poor husband
was doing
331
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,534
before you drove him
to the brink of death. .
332
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,367
Oh, jeez. .
333
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,234
Let's stick to the issues.
Your economic policy...
334
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,667
My husband loves
that economic policy. .
335
00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:53,334
Corporate tax breaks
336
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:56,734
are a perfect way
to stimulate the economy.
337
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,000
You have
no transportation proposal. .
338
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,634
We do. .
339
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,834
We came up with it
in the ambulance
340
00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:07,868
while they were trying
to restart his heart. .
341
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:14,400
We're screwed. She's playing the
sympathy card. He looks lost up there. .
342
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,534
There's no way
we're going to pull this out! .
343
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,400
Hold on. He's making his move.
344
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:25,267
I'm sorry, but her story
is just so moving.
345
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,234
I only wish
that I could boost her spirits. .
346
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:32,367
The way I have boosted
the economy of this city.
347
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,567
10.7% annually.
348
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:41,000
Mrs. Wheeler...
349
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,868
Nancy... .
350
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,267
Let me embrace you
351
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,467
the way I have embraced
the poor and the disenfranchised
352
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,467
of this city. .
353
00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:53,567
Welcome to the big leagues. .
354
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:56,234
You're a sneaky bastard,
aren't you? .
355
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:59,167
There. There. Let it all out. .
356
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:07,267
Right. Thanks. .
357
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,801
Sir. Yeah? .
358
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,934
The Tim is calling the debate
a draw. .
359
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:14,200
Looks like the election
is going down to the wire. .
360
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:16,300
It's going to be a tough
final week. .
361
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:19,067
Sir, you did a great job
tonight. .
362
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,767
How did you make yourself
cry like that? .
363
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,133
Well, I just thought
of my father
364
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,634
and how I never got to
tell him I loved him. .
365
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:32,367
Then I stabbed myself
in the thigh with my pen. .
366
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,701
Hi, ya, Charlie. .
367
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:43,400
God, I am gonna be so happy
when that shiner is gone.
368
00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:44,968
'Cause it's a painful reminder
369
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,434
of how I knocked you over
like a Mexican bank. .
370
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,234
Look, the only reason
I don't level you
371
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:55,467
is because Caitlin's my friend
and I promised I wouldn't. .
372
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,968
Nothing you can say
will provoke me. .
373
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,434
What a wuss. .
374
00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:02,667
It's party time. .
375
00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:03,868
Hey! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
376
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:05,267
Charlie, Charlie.
377
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,767
I thought you were
going to be mature? .
378
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:09,133
After I punch him,
I'll open an I.R.A. .
379
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:12,701
Get in there. .
380
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:14,968
I can't believe you. .
381
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,601
You don't understand. .
382
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,567
Every time you're not looking,
383
00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:21,000
this guy's like a midget
with road rage. .
384
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,801
You promised you'd let this go,
but it's obvious
385
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,334
that your ego is more important
than our friendship. .
386
00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,267
You want to talk
about friendship? .
387
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,467
As your friend,
388
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,667
it pisses me off that you're
dating such a jerk! .
389
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,567
You can do so much better
than this guy. .
390
00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:36,133
That's why I can't let it go. .
391
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,501
You just want to punch him. .
392
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,367
Of course I do! .
393
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You yelling at my girl? .
394
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,901
Hey, pal.
This is none of your business.
395
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,467
I'm not an idiot.
396
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:49,000
I spent 80 grand
putting myself through college. .
397
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:52,033
You should have saved
some money for dental school.
398
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,934
Charlie, I grant you,
he's a little annoying,
399
00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:57,501
but there's no reason
to resort to violence. .
400
00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,567
Hey, toots, when I
want your opinion,
401
00:19:59,601 --> 00:20:01,501
I'll ask for it.
402
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,334
Caitlin? .
403
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,934
Party time. .
404
00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:11,067
You know what?
405
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:15,000
I'm not gonna hit you
because I'm the bigger man.
406
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,334
I'm more mature. .
407
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,701
Why don't you just take a walk.
408
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,501
I don't have to walk.
409
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,434
I got $100,000 Porsche turbo
parked outside. .
410
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,734
See ya.
411
00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:31,267
Charlie, I'm really proud
of you.
412
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,801
I think you've grown
as a person. .
413
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:37,167
Well, I'd like to think I have. .
414
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,601
Well?
415
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:58,667
Porsche...
there is no substitute. .
416
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,501
These machines are free. .
417
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,868
Let's get busy. .
418
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:21,834
Mmm! .
419
00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:29,734
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
420
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:30,968
.
421
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,467
Moo.
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