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They didn't have the kind
of scotch you wanted,
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so I got you this. .
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Thanks. .
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Now, if you'll just
go to the jukebox
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and play "hot, hot, hot,"
I'd be perfect. .
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Relax, we're having dinner. .
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For the third night in a row. .
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It's like we're
an old married couple. .
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We are not. .
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Don't fill up on rolls. .
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We're never gonna meet anyone
if we're always together. .
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That is not true.
I'll prove it to you. .
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Watch what happens
if you go stand at the bar. .
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Fine. .
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Hi. .
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Is anyone sitting here? .
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No, there isn't. .
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Great. Thank you.
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I think I've proved my point.
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Charlie, my friend came through
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with tickets to "the producers"
tomorrow night. .
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You wanna go?
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I can't. I have a date with
that girl from the bar. .
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Not the one with
the painted-on jeans,
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too much makeup, and boobs
hanging out of her shirt? .
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Yeah. The classy one. .
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Why don't you take
one of those wusses
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who were hitting on you
last night? .
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Because those "wusses" are
playing the new Jersey devils. .
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So, they're hockey players.
Big deal. .
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Don't tell them
about the wuss thing, okay?
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Charlie, Caitlin,
I want to introduce you here
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to Robin Jones.
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Robin is a campaign consultant
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who's come on board to help us
reach out to younger voters.
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I was really impressed
with your idea
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to have the man guest lecture
at city colleges. .
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Glad you were hip to it. .
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Hip? What, as in hip-hop? .
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Oh, I see, because
I'm an African-American,
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I'm supposed to be into
hip-hop, right? .
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That's not what I meant.
I would never assume...
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I'm just messing with you. .
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Good one. .
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Sir, Wheeler's people
have proposed the first debate
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be either at Columbia
or Fordham.
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I'm thinking Columbia.
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Robin? Fordham.
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Fordham it is. .
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See you kids later. .
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Did you see that? .
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He listened to her
instead of me. .
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Because she's a woman you assume
she shouldn't be listened to? .
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N-no, I was just...
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I'm just messing with you. .
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People have to stop doing that. .
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So, Stuart, how are things
going with Michelle? .
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They're great. .
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She's kind, she's generous,
she's loving.
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She's totally
givin' it up!
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I mean, I am scoring right,
left, and center. .
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This woman...
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Is like an angel
sent from heaven. .
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Oh, Stuart, I just got a call
from the fertility clinic.
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Michelle and I have to be there
tomorrow at 1:00. .
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But I was gonna take her
to lunch at benihana.
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Stuart, Michelle
was inseminated two weeks ago. .
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We need to have a checkup. .
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How does that whole thing
work anyhow? .
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The process is quite simple. .
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We take an egg
from a donor I selected...
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this incredibly accomplished
African-American woman. .
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That egg is then
fertilized with my specimen
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and implanted into
Michelle's uterus. .
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After that, we hope for
successful incubation. .
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No, no,
I was talking about benihana. .
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I-I mean,
if the table is a grill,
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w-w-wouldn't you
burn your elbows?
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Paul, are you eavesdropping
on the mayor and Robin? .
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Yes... .
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But Charlie told me to do it. .
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Do you really expect me to
believe
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the deputy mayor asked you
to eavesdrop on the ma...
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you heard anything yet, Paul? .
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No, but I did a little research
on miss Jones. .
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Listen to this...
the past five years,
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she's worked on
11 different campaigns. .
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You know how many she's lost?
Zero. .
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She's gonna make us all
expendable. .
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We are this close to cleaning
Halibut down at the fish market.
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Paul, aren't there other jobs
out there? .
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No. That's the way it works. .
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City hall, fish market...
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I've seen it happen
a million times.
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I'm seeing something. .
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Uh, I'm seeing a chalkboard
and a row of desks. .
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Oh, the teachers union...
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I had a meeting
planned with them,
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but I was thinking
of canceling. .
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Oh, no, don't.
It's gonna go very well. .
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Wait a minute...
you're a psychic? .
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No, I'm
a political strategist... .
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Who also happens to have
supernatural perception. .
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So, you're a psychic
with a day job? .
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Sir, I have to advise you
against this. .
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The same thing that happened
to Reagan could happen to you.
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I'm gonna be president? .
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His image was hurt
after people found out
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he was consulting
Nancy's psychic. .
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You guys should just calm down. .
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This is nothing
to be frightened about. .
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Whoa! Whoa?
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I just received
a very strong premonition. .
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Showtime.
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I see a woman in red. .
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She's good.
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I see a woman in red,
and she's gonna be... .
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Late. .
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Nice try. .
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In my three years at city hall,
I have never been late. .
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That's true, Robin. .
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Caitlin's been
a wonderful employee. .
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And so has Charlie. .
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The only weak link around here
is Paul lassiter... .
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Who I need to fire immediately. .
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Oh, my God!
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I love doing that.
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Stuart, this dinner
was delicious. .
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So, what's for dessert? .
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How about some
Stuart a LA mode? .
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Can I get that
with whipped cream? .
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Oh, God, yes. .
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Oh, you know what?
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I almost forgot to take
these prenatal vitamins
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that Carter gave me. .
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What's wrong? .
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Can we just please
not talk about Carter
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and this surrogate thing
tonight?
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I mean, lately I feel like
I'm dating the two of you. .
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You know what? You're right. .
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Tonight, it's just you and me. .
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Hmm.
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Sorry to interrupt.
I forgot my wallet.
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I was never here.
Enjoy your dinner.
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Michelle, are you
drinking wine? .
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No, he is drinking wine.
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I'm having water. .
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And you said you
were going to be out tonight. .
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You're right. You're right.
I'm gone.
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Did you take your
prenatal vitamins? .
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Yes, she took them.
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He is so annoying! .
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He's a little overprotective.
He's not annoying.
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Aren't you gonna get that? .
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This could be
a real opportunity for us. .
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My sources
indicate that this year,
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there will be 200,000
first-time voters. .
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What kind of sources...
talking chickens? .
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Actually, I just analyzed
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the latest voter-registration
numbers, Charlie. .
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You know, if I were you,
I would drop the attitude. .
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You're just
messing with me, right? .
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Unh-unh. .
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If you'll excuse me,
I have a meeting... .
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A I won't be late!
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Caitlin, everyone, Michelle and
I have an announcement to make.
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Carter, do we have to tell them
right now? .
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We're gonna have a baby! .
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You are? I'm late. .
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And isn't that a lovely
red coat she's wearing? .
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What will my husband look like? .
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Isn't this exciting? .
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Can I talk to you for a second? .
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What is it? .
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Uh, well, you know how during
sex a man will wear a...
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well, let's just call it
a "sleeping bag." .
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Yes. .
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Well, a couple of weeks ago
Michelle and I went camping. .
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And, um, I kind of forgot
to pack gear. .
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Don't tell me you went camping
without a sleeping bag! .
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Well, just for, like,
five minutes. .
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I don't believe this.
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I would expect this
from Stuart,
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but, Michelle,
how could you let this happen?
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I'm sorry, Carter. .
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It... it was just a moment
of passion. .
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And I'm just crazy
about Stuart. .
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He's so masculine,
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so sexy. .
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You're gonna have to do
better than that. .
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Guys, just stay calm.
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I'm gonna go to the doctor
right now.
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I will talk to you later. .
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You have managed to make the
worse-case scenario come true. .
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And you know what's really scary
about all this? .
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You might be a father. .
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You know what, I am sick of you
underestimating me! .
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If this child is mine, I'll be
twice the father you'd be! .
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Oh, yeah? Ha! .
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Oh, Carter, I heard
you're gonna be a father. .
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Uh... Actually, sir,
the baby might be Stuart's.
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I see. .
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Well, you know, uh,
one of my skills as mayor
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is being able to smile through
even the most awkward situation. .
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No, I can't pull this one off. .
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Excuse me, Robin? Robin? .
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Listen, you've been
stepping on my toes lately,
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and I think it's time
you realized
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where I stand
in the chain of command. .
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You got the mayor,
the deputy mayor,
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the communications director,
the head of minority affairs,
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everybody on the fourth floor,
and then me. .
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You are the man! .
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Yes, I am. I am the man, yes. .
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My point being, from now on,
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I insist I have to be
in on every meeting
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that you have with the mayor. .
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No. .
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Would you tell him
I said, "hi"?
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Robin, I have an extra ticket to "the
producers" tonight. Are you interested? .
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My meeting with New York one
is over at 7:00, so sure. .
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Good. .
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How's it going, Caitlin? .
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Nostradamus? .
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What was that? .
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Oh, something bad is gonna
happen to Charlie tonight. .
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He has a date. .
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Does it have something
to do with that?
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I see it happening
in his apartment. .
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You think he'll bring this girl
back to his place? .
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Even I can predict that. .
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I better tell him. Yeah. .
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You have to cancel your date.
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Robin says something's
gonna go wrong. .
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She's an exotic dancer
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who was kicked out of modeling
school on a morals charge. .
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What could go wrong?
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I'm serious.
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I see what's going on here. .
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You got comfortable with our
make-believe relationship. .
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Now that I'm moving on,
you're a little jealous. .
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Could your ego be any bigger?
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I am actually
worried about you. .
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And I'm worried about you...
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up all night
having lustful dreams
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about taking a trip
to Charlie-ville. .
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You know, I must have had
that dream last night,
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00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,467
because I woke up really...
Disappointed. .
249
00:11:27,634 --> 00:11:30,734
Didn't see that one coming. .
250
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,133
What are you doing here?
251
00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,467
I'm buying toys
for my future baby,
252
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,300
like any good father would. .
253
00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:46,601
Look, if you want to pretend
this baby is yours, be my guest. .
254
00:11:46,634 --> 00:11:47,934
But stay out of my way. .
255
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,167
Uh, excuse me? .
256
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,300
What's the most popular toy
out right now? .
257
00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:53,334
That would be
the giggling gizmo. .
258
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:56,200
But you better move fast.
There's only one left. .
259
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:59,100
Slow down, fellas.
What's the rush? .
260
00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,400
O-o-o-o-oh! .
261
00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:05,567
Ooh! .
262
00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:09,067
O-o-oh! .
263
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,467
Ah ha ha! O-oh, ow! .
264
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:20,834
Oh! .
265
00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,501
Ugh!
266
00:12:31,801 --> 00:12:33,534
Look what you've reduced me to. .
267
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,234
Whew! .
268
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:41,033
Four hours ago, I was
the happiest man in the world. .
269
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:45,067
Now, thanks to you,
I may not be a father.
270
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,167
I said I was sorry. .
271
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,701
But you're not! .
272
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,868
Michelle's being pregnant
is just a big joke to you. .
273
00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:51,634
What, are you kidding?
274
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,868
I'm terrified.
275
00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:56,234
I don't know
how to raise a child. .
276
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:59,701
My parents weren't exactly role models.
My dad was never around. .
277
00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:03,033
My mother said herself she
was unfit to care for a child. .
278
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,801
She said that to you? .
279
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,901
No, she said it to the judge
280
00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:09,667
when she was
tanking the custody battle.
281
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,634
I mean, what if I'm
as bad as my parents?
282
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,767
I don't want to put some kid
through that.
283
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:18,367
Stuart, the fact that you're
aware of it means a lot. .
284
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:23,367
And besides, if the baby's
yours, you'll have Michelle... .
285
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,234
And I'll be around. .
286
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,701
Yeah. .
287
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,300
Thanks, Carter. .
288
00:13:28,334 --> 00:13:30,133
Let's get out of here, huh? .
289
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,901
Well, shouldn't we
pick up these toys? .
290
00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:35,334
No, they got people
that do that. .
291
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:38,167
Hey, who left these...
wha-a-a-a-a! .
292
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,367
Sir, we need to talk.
I'm very upset.
293
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,734
I've spent my entire political
career in your administration...
294
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,100
well, that's funny. .
295
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:55,133
Your résumé said you worked
for three years in Washington. .
296
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,601
Who can remember
what was on my résumé?
297
00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:00,601
I can. I've got it right here. .
298
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:04,367
In fact, why don't we have
the rest of this conversation
299
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,968
in fluent Portuguese?
300
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,667
I don't want to show off. .
301
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,734
The point is, sir,
since Robin has been around, .
302
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,534
I-I feel like
I've been out of the loop.
303
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,267
I'm sorry you feel that way,
because I want you to know
304
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,968
you're a very important part
of this administration. .
305
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,968
And I'll always
value your opinion. .
306
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,200
Well, thank you, sir.
307
00:14:23,234 --> 00:14:25,501
I'm having a lunch meeting
tomorrow with Robin. .
308
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:26,567
Care to sit in? .
309
00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,234
Well, I'd be honored. .
310
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,567
Thank you, sir. .
311
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:32,534
Or as they say
in the Portuguese... .
312
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:36,801
Cinto me muito doente.
313
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,501
I am very impressed, Paul.
314
00:14:38,534 --> 00:14:40,534
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
315
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,901
Bere gala. .
316
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,934
Thank you so much
for inviting me to the show. .
317
00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:54,367
It's nice to hang out
with a woman for once. .
318
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:58,534
So, tell me... how bad is
Charlie's date gonna be tonight? .
319
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,000
Oh, wait a minute.
320
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,934
I see him getting hurt. .
321
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,534
Hurt as in "feelings"? .
322
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,334
No, hurt as in,
"ow, that hurt!" .
323
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:07,334
Oh... Uh, what are you saying?
324
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,734
I'm saying Charlie
is in real danger.
325
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,033
I better go. .
326
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,067
Yeah. Whoa. .
327
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,400
What? Another premonition? .
328
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:17,934
No, check out the tush
on Matthew broderick.
329
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:22,334
I'm sorry. Go. .
330
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,267
I wanna play something for you. .
331
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,467
Hope it moves you
as much as it moves me.
332
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:35,267
.
333
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:44,868
Spandau ballet really came into
their own on this album. .
334
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:46,968
It's nice. .
335
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,767
It's a refreshing departure
336
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:51,734
from their earlier,
more exuberant work.
337
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,200
Hey, it's Charlie.Leave a message.
338
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,434
Charlie, it's Caitlin.
339
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,701
I know you're there.Pick up the phone. .
340
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:06,701
Sorry. .
341
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:08,901
What were we talking about? .
342
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,834
Spandau ballet. .
343
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:13,501
Right. I met them once. .
344
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:17,434
They were opening for
the Thompson twins. .
345
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,133
Nice guys.
346
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,734
I think you're a nice guy. .
347
00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:24,834
Well, I'm not here to argue.
348
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,300
Did you hear that? .
349
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,901
Yeah. .
350
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:33,434
It's one of the top-three
sax solos of all time. .
351
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,000
Someone's at the door. .
352
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,968
I'm not leaving
until you let me in. .
353
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,667
What?!
354
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,767
Robin says you're
in serious danger. .
355
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:47,567
We gotta get you out of here. .
356
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:49,100
Are you wearing a blouse? .
357
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,767
This is a custom-made silk shirt
imported from Italy. .
358
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,734
Looks like a blouse. .
359
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,067
Will you leave?
360
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,167
I'm not ending this date
361
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,000
because some psychic
said we're in danger. .
362
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,968
A psychic said we're in danger?
363
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,067
I know. That's absurd. .
364
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,701
Nobody with a half a brain
365
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:10,501
believes in any
of this psychic nonsense. .
366
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:22,067
Bartender, I'd like to buy
a round of drinks for everyone.
367
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,501
I might be a father!
368
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,667
After that, another round on me.
I might be a father!
369
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,300
Who are the lucky mothers? .
370
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,801
You mean, "mother."
It's the same woman. .
371
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,133
Hooray! Yippee! .
372
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,267
Hey, I need
to talk to you guys.
373
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,167
Michelle, I'm glad you're here.
I'm not pregnant. .
374
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,334
What? I'm not pregnant.
375
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,934
I was just a little late. .
376
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:47,133
Wow! .
377
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,467
Wow. .
378
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:53,534
Well, uh, the doctor
says it'll take a few tries. .
379
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,667
That's the thing, Carter.
380
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,167
I don't want to keep trying. .
381
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,033
I-I-I thought you said
you wanted to do this.
382
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,367
I thought so, too. .
383
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,667
But when the test
came back negative today,
384
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,667
I was really disappointed.
385
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:10,434
I felt like
I had lost something. .
386
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,767
And then I started thinking... .
387
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,033
How would I have felt
nine months from now
388
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,534
if I had to give up a baby? .
389
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:21,000
And I just don't think
I could do that.
390
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,300
I'm really sorry, Carter. .
391
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,200
No, no, no. No, no. .
392
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,901
Don't be.
393
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,300
I totally understand. .
394
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:32,734
You're a great friend
for even considering it.
395
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,834
I'll be right back.
396
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:37,601
Can I order you anything? .
397
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:40,567
Yes, any combination
of alcohol and caffeine. .
398
00:18:47,434 --> 00:18:48,701
Well...
399
00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:53,067
I guess it wasn't meant to
happen this way, but, uh...
400
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,901
I gotta say...
I'm a little disappointed. .
401
00:18:56,934 --> 00:19:00,400
For the first time,
I think I know how you feel. .
402
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:03,567
But it's gonna happen for you
another way. .
403
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,267
And when it does,
you're gonna be a great father. .
404
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,934
You know what? .
405
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,767
Someday, we both will be. .
406
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,567
Hey, Jim. .
407
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,000
Hey, Steve. .
408
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,834
Man, I had the worst day. .
409
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,200
I packed you an overnight bag. .
410
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,801
Socks, underwear,
some more blouses. .
411
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:35,167
The custom silk shirts? .
412
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,801
Right.
413
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:39,801
Caitlin, this psychic stuff
has got to stop. .
414
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,167
Admit it... you're jealous.
415
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,133
I'm not jealous. .
416
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,701
You walk out of a play,
run to my apartment,
417
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,200
and ruin my date... .
418
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:50,634
All because of some
psychic prediction? .
419
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,367
It does sound crazy
when you put it like that. .
420
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,000
Come on, you enjoy
being part of a pretend couple. .
421
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:01,033
Well... Maybe I do enjoy
pretending like we're a couple.
422
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,501
I mean, with you, I always have
someone to have dinner with,
423
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:07,968
tell my problems to,
and it never has to lead to sex. .
424
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,968
It's every man's dream. .
425
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,267
I really like
hanging out with you, too,
426
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,534
and I don't want it to stop... .
427
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:20,200
But us not dating is
getting in the way of us dating. .
428
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:21,901
That didn't make sense. .
429
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:23,667
No, I know what you mean. .
430
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:26,334
We need to give each other
space.
431
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,100
I'm gonna go now. .
432
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,434
Where you going?
433
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:31,534
I might grab a bite. Alone? .
434
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,868
Yeah.
435
00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:35,767
I'm actually... Pretty hungry. .
436
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,968
Oh... .
437
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,501
You probably have something
in the fridge. .
438
00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:43,334
See you tomorrow.
439
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,167
I'm just messing with you.
440
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,601
Hey, it's Charlie.Leave a message.
441
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:05,234
Charlie, it's Caitlin.
442
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,000
I just wanted toapologize again
443
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,467
for being so weird aboutall of this psychic stuff. .
444
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,200
You were right.It's a bunch of nonsense. .
445
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:15,434
Obviously Robin was wrong.You're not in any danger.
446
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:18,100
I'll see you tomorrow. .
447
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,434
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
448
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,701
.
449
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:28,234
Moo.
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