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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I can't believe the mayor's
ex-wife wrote a tell-all book.
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She's ripping him to shreds.
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I'm up to page 27.
I haven't read anything bad. .
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Turn the page. .
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Ohh! .
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Oh, boy.
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I hope nobody writes a book
about how I make love. .
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That makes five of us. .
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Good morning, everyone!
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I'm reading Helen's book,
and so far, I am lovin' it! .
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Let me guess...
you're up to page 27? .
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Yeah.
It just keeps getting better.
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I can't wait to read on. .
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That whore! .
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And dreamworks
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Caitlin, the mayor's locked
himself in his office. .
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He's really upset
about the book. .
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Did he read chapter 16? .
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That tramp! .
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Yes. .
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You have to cover
a lunch for him. .
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He's meeting
with some Internet millionaire
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about a donation
to the public school system. .
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Why do I always have to schmooze
those boring rich people? .
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It's Tim connelly.
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Tim connelly! .
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He was voted New York's
most-eligible bachelor. .
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Don't rub it in.
I'm still not over that. .
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He'll be here any minute. .
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Right now?! Oh, how's my hair? .
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It looks fine.
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Angie? .
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You can use a flip. .
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That is better. .
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Hi. I'm Tim connelly. .
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Hi. I'm Caitlin Moore. .
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Hi. Charlie Crawford. .
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Congratulations
on that bachelor thing. .
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Thanks. .
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I have to fill in
for the mayor. .
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The mayor's just eye candy.
This will be better. .
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Lunch it is.
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I love lunch. .
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Come on. .
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Give me coffee. .
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Drip, you bastard! Drip!
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Carter, since you decided
to quit smoking,
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you are really edgy. .
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Why don't you have
some of your nicotine gum?
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I'd like to,
but someone keeps stealing it. .
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And I don't know why. .
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Nicotine gum
is highly addictive.
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I'll tell ya,
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that new gum I took
from Carter's desk... .
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Fantastic! .
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And the fun begins. .
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How's the mayor holding up? .
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Not well.
I'm gonna go talk to him. .
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You should know
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when the mayor gets depressed,
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he gets a little weird.
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I can handle it. .
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Yeah, he's nude. .
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Does he get any weirder? .
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Is he wearing
his football helmet? .
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No. .
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He gets a little weirder. .
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How you holding up?
I'm terrible. .
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As if her book
isn't bad enough,
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the press is having a field day
with my sex life. .
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Read these. .
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"Unemployment rises.
Mayor doesn't." .
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Ouch! .
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"Book sales reach climax
unlike wife." .
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That's actually pretty clever. .
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"Mayor bad at sex." .
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They're not even trying.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I know how hard...
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how difficult this must be.
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I need to make a stand
right here.
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I'm talking full media boycott. .
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That's a little extreme. .
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Let me tell you how important
it is to have principles. .
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It's very important for a man
to have principles! .
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You've got that big press event
with the police commissioner. .
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You do it. .
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Oh, no, no, no. .
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No, I'm not very good
at entertaining big crowds. .
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Nothing makes me
more uncomfortable. .
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Correction. .
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I have to admit.
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I have never enjoyed
a business lunch so much.
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I guess we should thank
the mayor's ex-wife
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for humiliating him
into seclusion. .
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How does it feel to accomplish
so much at a young age? .
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The money and success are nice. .
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But it's meaningless
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if you don't have someone
to share it with. .
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Look at those desserts! .
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So, um, what are you looking for
in that special person? .
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Well, someone who shares
my interests.
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I like Frank capra
movies. Oh, me too!
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I like rollerblading
through central park. .
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Me too.
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I love science fiction.