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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Good morning, Charlie.
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Did you read my analysis
of the focus group research? .
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Maybe.
Was it in the sports section? .
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So we're not going to talk about
our little kiss yesterday? .
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As far as I'm concerned
it never happened. .
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Let me see the research. .
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That never happened, either. .
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Sorry I'm late.
Am I interrupting something? .
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Yes. No. .
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Let's get started. .
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Let's see the work. .
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Okay, that's my leg. .
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Sorry. Sorry. .
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Ready for our lunch
at the U.N.? .
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We got a problem. .
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This morning,
my limo driver had to have
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an emergency appendectomy. .
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Oh, that's horrible. .
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Yeah, I appreciate the concern,
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but one day without a driver
won't kill me. .
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Why don't you guys
just take the subway? .
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Yeah. .
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And after that, we'll eat food
from a street vendor.
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Angie, hold my calls.
I've got an important meeting. .
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That keeps happening.
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I know. .
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It's weird. .
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You know what? .
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Why don't you and I
go out on a real date? .
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A date date? .
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Yes... Yes. .
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It's not that funny.
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I said "yes" twice
'cause you said "date" twice.
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I'm laughing
at the thought of us dating.
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I mean, no offense,
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but you're not really
the dating type. .
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What type am I? .
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The making-out-in-the-office
type. .
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Can't seem to shake that. .
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No, you've got
the wrong impression of me.
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Caitlin, can you come in here? .
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What are you doing? .
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Would you date Charlie? .
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You mean date date? .
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Well, Charlie's a great guy
and a good friend. .
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Would you date him?
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I mean, he's fun. .
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He's... Smart.
He's got nice hair.
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Caitlin... .
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Fine. I wouldn't date him. .
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We're out of ice back here. .
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Ice chest on the left.
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I can't believe
you're doing this. .
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Are you kidding?
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I've always wanted to drive
one of these boys. .
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Yeah, this is a smooth ride. .
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A smooth, slow ride.
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♪ slow ride
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♪ doo doo doo-doo
chicka doo-doo ♪
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♪ take it easy
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♪ doo doo doo-doo
chicka doo-doo ♪
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♪ I'm in the mood
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♪ doo doo doo doo
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♪ the rhythm is right
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♪ doo doo doo-doo
chicka doo-doo... ♪
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sir? Sir? .
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What? We're here. .
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Oh. .
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Damn. There's no parking. .
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Well, listen,
we're running late.
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I just better double-park here. .
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Yes, baby, .
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It's just like a regular car...
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only longer. .
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So, Charlie's got a date
with Julia.
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Charlie likes a girl. .
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Somebody got bitten
by the lovebug. .
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Come on!
I'm just kidding around!
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I'm sorry.
I guess I really like Julia. .
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She's so much different
from the women I usually date. .
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She's smart, she...
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owns a bra.
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I'm just nervous. .
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Every time
I really like someone,
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things go wrong.
It's like I'm jinxed. .
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That can't be true.
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I was crazy about this girl,
Laura. .
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We were fine
until her birthday.
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I got a cake and put
a candle for each year. .
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You put on too many? .
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Set her hair on fire. .
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Once again,
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cafe suprieur refuses
to give me a reservation. .
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You know what they're saying
when they reject me? .
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"You're not good enough for us.
Screw you."
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I don't think
they're saying that. .
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It's on my voice mail.
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Carter,
I need a favor from you. .
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You know that guy Kurt
in our building?
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I got caught piggybacking
on his laundry again. .
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What's piggybacking? .
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It's when you add your clothes
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to someone else's laundry,
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and you take it out
before they get back. .
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Anyway,
he's taken my laundry hostage.
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I mean,
you talk about no class. .
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Would you do me a favor?
Talk to him. .
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Aw, Paul. .
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That guy gives me the creeps.
He's infatuated with me. .
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He wrote you one love letter. .
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It was 78 pages.
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I got a connection
at cafe suprieur. .
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You do this for me,
I'll get you a reservation. .
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All right. I'll do it. .
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But you better come through.
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I will. Of course. I will. .
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Hello? Cafe suprieur? .
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Yeah, this is Paul lassiter.
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I'm the press secretary
for the mayor of New York.
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I need a reservation
for tonight. .
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Oh, yeah?! .
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Well, screw you, too!
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Charlie, I have to admit...
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I'm having a great time. .
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Whoa. Nothing flammable
near the lady. .
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You seem a little nervous.
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I just want tonight to go well. .
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Thank you.
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Charlie, you have some nerve
showing up here. .
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We spend the night,
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you don't call,
then come here with a date? .
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We're going to need
another minute. .
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Well, that was awkward. .
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Yes, it was. .
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But let's not let it ruin
our date. .
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So, you been watching shark week
on discovery channel? .
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Sharks are...
Such beautiful creatures. .
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My brother nearly lost his leg
in a shark attack. .
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Of course he did. .
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A toast... .
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To our first date. .
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Pretty good drink, huh? .
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What's in it?
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Tequila, vodka, lime juice...
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lime juice? .
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Let me guess...
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your father drowned
in lime juice?
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I'm severely allergic to it. .
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Of course you are. .
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Oh. .
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Thanks for coming in, Kurt. .
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It was no problem.
I-I wasn't busy. .
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Uh, nor am I busy
any night this week. .
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Okay.
Uh, so, where are my clothes? .
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Yeah, not so fast there, chief. .
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Uh, you'll get your clothes
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when Carter agrees
to have lunch with me. .
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Come on, Carter!
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I want a corner booth. .
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Done. Done. Done. .
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Oh. .
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Excellent. .
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Uh, shall we? .
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So, did you ever get my letter? .
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Yes. .
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Mr. Mayor, I have a report
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that yesterday you double-parked
your limousine,
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blocking a van of schoolkids.
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I can assure you
the mayor did not do that. .
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I assure you
there's a good explanation. .
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No comment. .
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I didn't have a driver.
I had to get across town. .
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What choice did I have? .
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You could've taken the subway. .
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Well, it was too late
to get tickets. .
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I think we need to show
the press
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that you can identify
with the common man. .
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Oh, good idea.
How about I sponsor a fox hunt? .
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That should be easy.
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I'll just... Round up
8 million horses. .
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Hey, Julia.
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I had a really good time
last night. .
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Glad to see your head's back
to normal size. .
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I know dinner
was a bit of a disaster...
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you know, I just don't think
this is going to work. .
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Give me one more chance. .
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Let me take you out tonight. .
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My parents are in town. We have
tickets to "the lion king."
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I know a guy at the theater
who gets front-row seats. .
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Come on. .
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We're dining at cafe suprieur.
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6:00.
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I'll be there. .
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Yes.
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♪ another chance
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♪ another chance
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♪ I'm back in
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♪ I'm back in
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she digs me. .
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The New York City subway system
is the finest in the world,
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and that's why my staff and I
take public transportation
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whenever possible. .
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Thank you, Mr. Mayor. .
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Well, there's your sound bite.
Now get me out of this hellhole. .
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Come on, sir. .
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One ride and you'll be
Randall Winston,
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man of the people. .
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You might want to hold on, sir. .
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No need, bondek.
I have the balance of a cat. .
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I love moments like these...
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when our jobs are done,
all the fires are put out. .
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Makes me feel like...
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"the lion king." .
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Your ego is out of control. .
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No, I was supposed to meet Julia
and her parents for dinner,
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then we were going to go
to the show afterwards.
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I should have known this subway
thing would run late. .
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Oh, the gods must hate me. .
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Relax. .
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Get off at the next stop
and catch a cab. .
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Trust me...
the gods do not hate you. .
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Whoa! .
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What did you do to the gods? .
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Okay, let's all just,
uh, keep calm. .
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If anyone has a problem... .
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Just let me know. .
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Who made you boss?
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I'm the mayor. .
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Well, I was a green beret. .
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Why don't we let the people
decide who should be in charge? .
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Well, nothing
could make me happier. .
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Because this car... .
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Deserves a leader
with experience,
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honesty, integrity. .
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Bondek, dig up some dirt
on this guy. .
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We're going to be here
all night. .
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Julia's going to hate me. .
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She won't hate you. .
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And even if you don't make it,
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they'll still be sitting in
the front row of "the lion king"
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with your great tickets. .
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Oh, dude. .
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Do you get it now? .
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It's the jinx.
Relationships and I don't mix. .
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Did it ever occur to you
that things go wrong
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because you want them to? .
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What are you talking about? .
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Why would you take Julia
to a restaurant
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where you'd slept
with a waitress? .
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And what about
this subway ride? .
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Did you have to schedule it
the same night as your date?
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I'm sick of talking about this. .
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You have no idea
why I do things. .
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Oh, Charlie Crawford
is so complex.
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I can see right through you. .
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Really? .
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What am I thinking right now? .
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00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:57,000
That you're scared
you might lose Julia. .
259
00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:59,601
That you're scared
you might get Julia. .
260
00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:03,400
And that the woman in that
lotto poster has huge knockers. .
261
00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,801
Lucky guess. .
262
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:12,267
Okay, that guy was a wacko. .
263
00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:15,801
He ordered nothing
but meatballs. .
264
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:16,801
So? .
265
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,968
He stabbed each one with a fork
266
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,367
and yelled, "yah!" .
267
00:12:21,634 --> 00:12:24,133
We better be on
for cafe suprieur.
268
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:27,267
I'm never going to get
that reservation! .
269
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,634
Call and say you're eating
with someone famous. .
270
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,667
One time
I got into a fancy restaurant
271
00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:34,133
because my girlfriend
looked like Jennifer Lopez. .
272
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,400
Really? .
273
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:37,934
People tell me I look like
the third guy
274
00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:40,667
who got killed
by that tiger in "gladiator." .
275
00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:42,701
Before or after the attack? .
276
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,834
Hey, listen, I-I need
a reservation tonight at 7:00...
277
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:51,834
no, wait!
278
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:54,767
I know... screw me...
279
00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,767
but listen... wait. .
280
00:12:56,801 --> 00:13:01,033
You haven't heard about the
celebrity that I'm dining with. .
281
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,767
Who am I dining with?
282
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,133
Cuba gooding Jr.
283
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:11,234
Richard Hayden wants to be
your subway car leader,
284
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:14,834
but at 7:30
he was for eating the twix bar,
285
00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:17,567
and at 7:45, he was against it. .
286
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:20,200
Which is it, Richard? .
287
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,400
Nice job, bondek.
288
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:28,501
I've been thinking about
what you said. .
289
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:29,901
Forget what I said. .
290
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:30,901
You were right.
291
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,467
I knew it! .
292
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,133
You know that woman Laura? .
293
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,501
You set her hair on fire. .
294
00:13:35,534 --> 00:13:37,567
That's the one.
295
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:40,200
I left out one detail...
the accident happened
296
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:43,167
the day after Laura and I
decided to move in together. .
297
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,968
Now that you understand
your behavior,
298
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,434
you can do something about it.
299
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,100
I can turn this right around. .
300
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:51,167
First thing, I'll have my flower
guy send her a nice bouquet. .
301
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,501
Oh, perfect! .
302
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:54,734
And make sure it's really big
and expensive. .
303
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,968
That's good! .
304
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,634
You can have a balloon
with a message. .
305
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,767
Yes! You idiot! .
306
00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:01,767
What? .
307
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,133
Flowers are so lame! .
308
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,601
If I were Julia,
I would want a real gesture...
309
00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:07,400
something genuine
and heartfelt.
310
00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:09,033
Caitlin, words come and go,
311
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,801
but a balloon can hover
in your apartment for days.
312
00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,834
I'm just not good
with this heartfelt stuff. .
313
00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:18,501
Well, that's exactly why
you should do it. .
314
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:20,100
You need to show her
315
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,601
that you're not the guy
she thinks you are.
316
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:24,501
I'm outta here. .
317
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,434
What are you doing? .
318
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,234
You can't go out there! .
319
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,834
Which way is downtown? .
320
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,567
I still can't believe
you got us a table here.
321
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:40,567
Carter, please.
322
00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:42,901
I do have my connections. .
323
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:46,534
Besides,
Paul lassiter is no stranger
324
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,667
to fine gourmet dining. .
325
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:50,067
Mmm! Mmm! .
326
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,667
This custard is rich! .
327
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:55,100
That's butter. .
328
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,601
Chocolate souffl. .
329
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,601
Oh. .
330
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,400
Courtesy of the chef.
331
00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:02,334
I didn't want to bother you
earlier, but...
332
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,567
I am a huge fan of your work. .
333
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,634
Why, thank you. .
334
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:10,601
That's the third compliment
I've gotten tonight. .
335
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:13,234
Boy, you do your job
as a public official,
336
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:16,000
but you never expect
this kind of recognition. .
337
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,634
Hi. I hate to bother you,
338
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,801
but the waiter told us
you were here. .
339
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,400
We've been following your career
from the beginning. .
340
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:24,100
Well, I really appreciate that. .
341
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:27,534
But, uh, I owe all my success
to the people I work with. .
342
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:30,367
Hey, we loved you
in "gladiator." .
343
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,501
What? .
344
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:32,734
Nothing. .
345
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,934
So, what do you think
of tom cruise? .
346
00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:39,400
Honey, don't ask him that. .
347
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:41,000
Oh, that's okay. That's okay.
348
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:44,167
I think he's delicious. .
349
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,868
Show me the money! .
350
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:53,133
You show me the money! .
351
00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,534
I love this place! .
352
00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,934
Ah, ah! This is on me.
Let me give you a credit card. .
353
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:03,334
No, no, no.
Don't give him a credit card. .
354
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,400
Why not? .
355
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:07,000
B-because...
356
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,400
I want to pay. .
357
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:12,100
It would be my pleasure
to treat you to... .
358
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,167
Oh, God. .
359
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,701
Oh, God! Oh, God! .
360
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:16,901
Oh! .
361
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,100
Oh! Ahh! Ahh! .
362
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,367
God! .
363
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,234
Can't wait to tell my wife
364
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,667
that I waited on
Cuba gooding Jr.
365
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:33,934
Paul! .
366
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:37,167
Did you...
did you tell these people
367
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,234
I was Cuba gooding Jr.?! .
368
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,200
Maybe. .
369
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,868
I have never been so insulted. .
370
00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:47,067
You know, I may not be
an important person,
371
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,567
but I am proud of who I am,
372
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,701
and I'm not going to pretend
for anybody!
373
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:53,868
I hate to bother
you again, but... .
374
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:56,067
We're having
a private birthday party
375
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,934
for al Pacino upstairs, and... .
376
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,167
Well, he would love
for you to come. .
377
00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:06,067
Show me the party! .
378
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,734
Good news...
379
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,901
it looks like I've made
headway with the blonde. .
380
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,767
Oh, we got her vote? .
381
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,234
No. .
382
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,801
Since Charlie left,
you're down to three votes. .
383
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,567
That reporter was right.
I hav lost touch with people. .
384
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:26,200
The people love you. Last week
you got a standing ovation
385
00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,901
at that senior citizens'
luncheon. .
386
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:30,067
Those supporters
were handpicked. .
387
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,067
Besides, half of them thought
I was James brolin. .
388
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,767
When I first ran
for city council, I was...
389
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:38,667
I was so passionate.
390
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:43,634
I could make an emotional
connection with anyone. .
391
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,968
I remember an event
where only one man showed up,
392
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,434
and he only came
to pick up women.
393
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,567
I know the type. .
394
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,701
After talking with him
for a while,
395
00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:58,834
I realized
that behind the bravado
396
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:00,701
and the juvenile sexual humor...
397
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:05,601
there was a lonely man,
crying for help. .
398
00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:07,934
Wh...
399
00:18:07,968 --> 00:18:11,534
w-what did you tell him? .
400
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,634
Well... I looked in his eyes,
401
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:18,701
and I said,
"son, I see greatness in you,
402
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:20,901
and I'm on your side." .
403
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,300
Well, he broke down in my arms.
404
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:26,501
I almost became
like a father figure to him. .
405
00:18:26,534 --> 00:18:28,701
Oh, daddy... .
406
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:34,667
And that's why I got into
politics in the first place...
407
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:35,834
the people! .
408
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,501
Well...
I have got some work to do. .
409
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,501
Hi!
410
00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:45,501
I'm Randy Winston...
411
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,834
and I'd be honored
to be your subway car leader.
412
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,868
Charlie! .
413
00:18:57,901 --> 00:19:00,100
How did you get here? .
414
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:03,133
The subway car started moving
10 minutes after you left. .
415
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,467
You look terrible.
416
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:06,067
I don't look that bad. .
417
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,200
Here. .
418
00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:10,167
You need this more than we do. .
419
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,400
Sweet... crab cakes.
420
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:17,534
I came to tell Julia
you were on your way. .
421
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,534
What did she say? .
422
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,968
They won't let anyone in. .
423
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,367
Apparently Cuba gooding Jr.
Is here. .
424
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:28,667
Wish me luck. .
425
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,534
Uh, Charlie, um... .
426
00:19:33,968 --> 00:19:35,634
Perfect. .
427
00:19:38,534 --> 00:19:40,801
Hi. .
428
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:45,601
You must be Julia's parents. .
429
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:48,167
Welcome to the big apple.
430
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,901
Julia, I am really sorry.
431
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,100
Charlie, I know you mean well,
but...
432
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,968
I know I've been a screw-up,
but I figured out why.
433
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,167
I really like you,
and it scares me.
434
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,400
I'm not just talking about
a sexual attraction,
435
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:03,033
although that stuff we did
in the elevator was amazing. .
436
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,901
But I don't want to talk
about that now. .
437
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,601
Or ever again.
438
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:14,701
Julia, I just ran 40 blocks
underground
439
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:17,767
because I couldn't wait
to talk to you.
440
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,801
I'm not sure
where this is going,
441
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,734
but I think
we might have something.
442
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:24,267
I realize I'm going to
have to make some changes,
443
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,334
but I promise you...
444
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,601
every day,
I will try to be better. .
445
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:29,534
Please let me try. .
446
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:30,667
Say yes. .
447
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,667
Yes. .
448
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:39,300
Why are you so impossible
to hate?
449
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:41,000
I'm like a puppy. .
450
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,434
A puppy who needs a bath. .
451
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:49,033
Which I'll be taking alone. .
452
00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:53,868
Is this going to be
our first non-office kiss?
453
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:55,367
I guess it is. .
454
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:58,934
I can't...
you want me to get the Oscar? .
455
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,734
You'll hear from my agent!
456
00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:06,701
♪ take it easy... .
457
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,901
Sir... .
458
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:16,534
Do you have any other music? .
459
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,734
Well, I'll take a look. .
460
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,767
Thank you.
461
00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:27,234
♪ ...Slow ride
462
00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:29,634
♪ take it easy .
463
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu. Good dog.
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