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♪ she'll be comin' 'round
the Mountain when she comes ♪
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♪ she'll be comin' 'round
the Mountain when she comes ♪
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♪ yee-ha,
she'll be ridin' Stuart bondek ♪
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♪ she'll be ridin'
Stuart bondek ♪
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♪ she'll be ridin'
Stuart bondek when she... ♪
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Carter! We're out of towels! .
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It was your turn to wash 'em. .
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Throw me a dirty one!
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I can't. Caitlin's coming
to pick me up for the theater,
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and I'm not ready. .
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Aaah! .
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I just had rags de-flead! .
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You can't go out
with Caitlin tonight. .
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It's our movie night.
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I'm not gonna have
a Swayze-fest by myself.
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Carter, we're gonna be...
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that's weird. .
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Yeah. I look different
without my glasses.
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Caitlin, let's get outta here. .
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You should really get that
checked out. .
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Hey. Caitlin, hi.
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I liked your press release
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for the mayor's
"get out and vote" campaign,
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although I found the title
a bit racy. .
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What's racy about it? .
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"Mayor Winston looks forward
to a huge election." .
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You might want to proofread
more closely next time. .
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"Mayor Winston looks forward
to a huge"... oh, my God. .
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There's no "r" in "election." .
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This is a typo.
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I assume that. .
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Otherwise I'd like to know
how you check. .
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We're about to walk
into a press conference. .
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Tell them you made a mistake. .
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Who cares
what the press thinks? .
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It's taken me years
to build my reputation. .
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It took me one weekend
in Amsterdam to build mine.
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Caitlin! Caitlin!
Caitlin! Caitlin! .
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Can you tell us
who's responsible
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for the mayor's press release? .
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It's hard to pinpoint
the exact source. .
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But I will form
a fact-finding committee
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to get to the bottom of...
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it was me.
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I drafted the press release. .
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Though it was a mistake,
I am in no way implying
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that the mayor is incapable
of achieving a huge erection. .
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Thank you. .
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Hey, Carter.
You ready for lunch? .
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Oh, oh, I have to cancel. .
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But it's Tex-mex Monday. .
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Sorry. Caitlin and I are taking
rags to the hair salon. .
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He, uh... .
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He had a bad reaction
to the grecian formula. .
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All right...
first movie night, now lunch. .
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Next you'll be backing out of
the police auction this weekend.
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I never said I'd go to that. .
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Fine... more seized goods
and vehicles for me! .
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Hey, Stuart.
How was your weekend? .
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Look, I didn't have a towel,
so I used a dog. .
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Can we please drop it?! .
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How about you, Angie?
Good weekend?
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I worked at my dad's restaurant
so I can make the rent. .
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Oh, you crazy kids. .
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We'll pick this up later. .
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Hey, Paul. .
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Lately it feels like
something's missing around here. .
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You know
what this office needs? .
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A meat cone? .
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A little chitchat...
casual conversation. .
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You mean water-cooler talk? .
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Exactly. This office needs
more water-cooler talk. .
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And what better way to do that
than to bring in a meat cone?
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Charlie, I was just telling
the mayor...
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no meat cone, Paul. .
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Translatethe following sentence...
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I like chicken. .
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If you said, "me gusta pollo,"
good job. .
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Translatethe following sentence...
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I like chicken. .
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Me gusta pollo. .
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If you said, "me gusta pollo,"
good job. .
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Yes!
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Charlie, I want to thank you
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for covering for me
at the press conference. .
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No problem.
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I'm in the middle of something. .
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Oh. Okay. .
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I... Like... Beef. .
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What? .
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You heard me. .
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I...Like... Beef. .
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"Intro to Spanish"? .
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Why are you studying Spanish? .
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Next time I wake up in Mexico,
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I want to find out
how I got there.
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I know what you're doing. .
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You're learning Spanish
so you can help the mayor
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connect
with the Latin community. .
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Exactly. .
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Fantastic! We should leak
this to the press.
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I'd appreciate it
if you didn't tell. .
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Whatever you want.
Your secret is safe with me. .
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You told her
you were taking Spanish
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to get your college degree? .
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What, are you nuts?
She can't keep a secret. .
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What's the big deal?
It's just one credit. .
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If the press finds out
I didn't graduate,
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it could be a problem
for the mayor. .
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But that doesn't mean
you can't tell Caitlin.
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I know she can keep a secret. .
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Then how do I know
you once had a sex dream
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about Paul and Vincent price?
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Caitlin! .
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What's it gonna be for rags...
feathered or bangs? .
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Surprise me.
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I'm gonna make you look
10 years younger. .
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That's 70 for you! .
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Charlie's taking
Spanish classes. .
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He wants to help the mayor
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get in touch
with the Latin community.
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I'd like to get in touch
with Enrique iglesias...
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muy caliente. .
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The weird thing is, he
doesn't want me to tell anyone. .
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You just told me.
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I know. Don't tell anyone. .
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You'd think he'd want to get
some good press out of this. .
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Would. .
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Maybe Charlie doesn't care
what the press thinks about him. .
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Oh, he cares.
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I bet he's plagued
with sleepless nights...
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just like all of us. .
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Rags is all shampooed,
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and the stylist will be with you
in a couple minutes. .
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Ahhh. Oooh. .
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Citrusy. .
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Ow! .
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The lengths you women go to
for beauty... ha! .
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In a moment we're gonna be
in the middle
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of some real office chitchat. .
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Huh? You want
water-cooler talk... .
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You get a water cooler. .
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Well, let's give this baby
a test-drive. .
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So, tell me, Paul...
you like sports? .
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Sports... oh, yeah.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
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I could talk endlessly
about sports.
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I feel the same way. .
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Sports!
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Stuart, rags was swept out
into the street
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and accidentally taken
to the pound. .
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He was found without a leash,
and he committed a g & b. .
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What's a g & b? Growl and bite. .
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Come on.
You're in charge of this. .
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Make a call. Get him released. .
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If I let rags go,
then I'd have to release
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the poodle we nabbed
for a d & r...
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dump and run. .
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Sorry. My hands are tied. .
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This is outrageous! .
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Ah! Ah! You thirsty, Charlie? .
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Sure. .
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There we go. .
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What's wrong with this thing? .
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Can anyone tell me how to say
"what a beautiful day"?
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Lewis. .
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Qu lindo da. .
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Very good. .
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How about "what time is lunch?"
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Lewis. .
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A qu hora es el almuerzo? .
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Excellent. .
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Now, who can say
"I have a flat tire,
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and I need a ride
to the nearest gas station"?
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Charlie. .
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Wildcat football rules! .
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! .
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Why don't we take
a 10-minute break? .
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What are you doing here? .
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Don't get mad, but I brought
a reporter to do a story on you.
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George brandle
with the New York journal. .
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You can thank me later. .
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After Caitlin called me,
I did some digging. .
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Is it true you never graduated
from college? .
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Thank you!
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Caitlin, I'm glad you're here.
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I had this terrible dream
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that my picture
was on the front page,
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right below a caption
calling me stupid. .
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Oh, wait a minute...
that wasn't a dream! .
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How was I supposed to know? .
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Why didn't you graduate
from college in the first place? .
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It's a long story. .
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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! .
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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug!
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I can't believe you graduated. .
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That Spanish final
was so freakin' hard,
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I didn't think
we were gonna make it. .
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What Spanish final?
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I'm gonna fix this,
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and the press is gonna think
you're a rhodes scholar. .
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Don't try to fix this.
Don't do anything. .
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They're calling you stupid.
I don't care. .
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How can you not care?
Because I'm not stupid. .
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Before you helped me,
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I was gonna cruise
through this class. .
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The whole city is watching.
I have to get an "a." .
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What did you plan on getting? .
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A "c"...
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nice and average,
nothin' crazy. .
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And how far
did that attitude get you? .
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Hi. Professor Ryan
asked me to tutor you
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because you have a "c" average. .
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Second base. .
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The water cooler
isn't working, is it?
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I'm afraid not, sir. .
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Maybe we should give
the meat cone a shot. .
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People aren't having
conversations
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because we haven't given them
a conversation piece. .
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What did you have in mind, sir? .
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Wrap your brain around this. .
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Very provocative, sir. .
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Pretty hard not to have
an opinion about this! .
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It's as if God exists,
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because there's the word "God,"
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but then you see
the question mark,
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and you wonder... does he? .
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How you doin', Carter? .
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Terrible.
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I couldn't sleep
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because some jerk wouldn't let
rags out of the pound. .
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He shouldn't have been
at the salon. .
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That pampered mutt
doesn't need a hairstylist
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any more than he needed
his teeth bleached...
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or the doggy liposuction.
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I can't help you.
I'm just doing my job. .
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Enforcing the leash laws?
Ha! That's a joke! .
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Enforcing the leash laws,
a joke? .
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Excuse me! I don't mock you
when you're helping the sick
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or feeding the homeless!
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I think what Carter's
trying to say
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is maybe you can make
an exception this once. .
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Oh, is that what Carter's
tryin' to say? .
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You know, I think I know Carter
a lot more than you do.
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I'm just saying
I haven't seen Carter this upset
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since his sister moved
to London. .
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You have a sister?!
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I'm staying out of this. .
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She's trying to help me
because she is my friend. .
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00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:05,834
Well, so am I. .
250
00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:07,734
Yeah, well,
I don't know anymore. .
251
00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:14,200
You just bought your dog
another day in lockup! .
252
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,868
Hey, Paul... .
253
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,767
What's "dog" spelled backwards? .
254
00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:24,434
Sir, you just blew my mind.
255
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,801
Charlie, excellent job
on your homework...
256
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:30,734
check-plus-plus. .
257
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:33,033
How the hell did I get
a check-plus-plus?
258
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:35,434
I forgot to tell you...
extra-credit essay. .
259
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,434
That is so like me.
260
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:41,868
Charlie, loved your essay
on your summer in Spain. .
261
00:12:41,901 --> 00:12:44,701
Which part of Barcelona
did you live in? .
262
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:47,934
Lower east side. .
263
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,601
When am I gonna get my beer? .
264
00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,434
It's being delivered at 9:00. .
265
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,868
You should stop by. .
266
00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:56,400
We're having a mixer
with theta delta zeta. .
267
00:12:56,434 --> 00:13:00,434
Theta delts, huh?
They're pretty hot.
268
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,534
I'll try to make it. .
269
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:03,901
Hi. I'm Caitlin Moore.
270
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:06,033
I'm a friend
of Charlie Crawford's. .
271
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,434
How can I help you? .
272
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:10,167
Well, we both know Charlie's
not much of an academic,
273
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,534
and since the whole city's
watching him,
274
00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:15,567
I was wondering if you
could give him some extra help. .
275
00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:17,534
Extra help?
He's doing extremely well. .
276
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:20,067
In fact, he and Lewis are tied
for top of the class. .
277
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,467
Really? .
278
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,968
It's amazing, considering
he spends half the time
279
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,968
either sleeping
or reading magazines. .
280
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,434
Is there any way you could get
him into the advanced class? .
281
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,567
Are you sure he'd want that?
Definitely. .
282
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:35,934
All the bad press has really
been a blow to his self-esteem,
283
00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:39,501
and once the reporters find out
that he's in the advanced class,
284
00:13:39,534 --> 00:13:42,167
he'll go from "el dunce-o"
to "el genius... O."
285
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,100
Charlie is lucky to have
a good friend like you. .
286
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,434
Isn't he?
287
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,367
Charlie? .
288
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:10,734
Excuse me.
I'm here to see rags. .
289
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,501
He's been scarin'
all the other dogs. .
290
00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:15,100
What's he doing? .
291
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,300
Just sittin' there. .
292
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,868
Did he get my care package?
293
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,000
I sent him smoked salmon
and brie. .
294
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:25,033
Oh, yeah. He loved it.
295
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,901
I'd like to take him home now. .
296
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,267
Sorry. I can't allow that
per Mr. bondek's instructions. .
297
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,701
Obviously the instructions
were unclear. .
298
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:37,300
"Don't give rags
to Carter Heywood." .
299
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,434
There you go.
I'm not Carter Heywood. .
300
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,601
My name is Dexter St. John. .
301
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:45,300
"Carter Heywood
is a 6'2" bald black man
302
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:48,400
who sometimes uses the alias
'Dexter St. John.'"
303
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:52,067
if you'll excuse me,
I'm on my break. .
304
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:58,501
How 'bout that giants game? .
305
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:11,501
Come on, rags.
Let's get outta here. .
306
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,067
You may catch me,
but you'll never catch rags! .
307
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,133
Run, rags! Run like the wind! .
308
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,000
Hi, Charlie. .
309
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,801
What are you doing? .
310
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,133
Studying. I'm still not sure
what happened. .
311
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:39,701
Somehow I got bumped
into the advanced Spanish class. .
312
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,667
You're welcome. .
313
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:44,100
For what? .
314
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:47,200
After I found out how well
you were doing, Mr. humble,
315
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:50,267
I convinced the teacher
to put you in a higher class. .
316
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,000
Now the press is gonna think
you're brilliant! .
317
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,501
How happy are you? .
318
00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:59,000
Okay, we're gonna have to work
on your "happy" face.
319
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,834
Caitlin, someone else
was doing my homework for me.
320
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:03,767
I can't speak a word
of Spanish. .
321
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:06,033
You don't belong
in the advanced class. .
322
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,667
Not only do I have to pull
an all-nighter,
323
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,901
but I'm missing a kick-ass mixer
with the theta delts. .
324
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:14,601
Sorry. I was just trying
to help improve your image. .
325
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:17,767
Not everyone is obsessed
with what people think of them. .
326
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,501
If you're implying
that I'm obsessed
327
00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:21,501
with what people think of me,
you're wrong. .
328
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:23,634
If that's the thanks I get
for trying to help,
329
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,934
I will leave you alone. .
330
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,834
Good, because I've got
one night
331
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:29,834
to translate "unbearable
likeness of being" into Spanish. .
332
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,901
I am not obsessed
with what people think of me! .
333
00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,601
Fine. You're not. .
334
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,367
No. I want an example. .
335
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,367
Who tried to sue
the New York times
336
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400
for printing that picture
of you blinking?
337
00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:49,267
I am not getting into that.
Because it's true! .
338
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,501
No, because I can't comment
on pending litigation. .
339
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,167
You're right.
340
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,501
I am completely consumed
by what people think of me.
341
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:07,167
I've always been that way.
I am hopeless!
342
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,734
I wish I could be
more like you. .
343
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,734
You're so self-confident,
so self-assured...
344
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,334
with so little reason
to be that way. .
345
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,701
That's very kind of you. .
346
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:19,601
How's this...
347
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:21,067
I'm a little embarrassed
348
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,267
about not graduating
from college.
349
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,067
I don't believe you.
No, it's true.
350
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,434
I didn't want people to know
351
00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,634
because I was afraid
they'd think less of me. .
352
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,334
You're just saying that. .
353
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:32,501
No, I'm not. .
354
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,901
Deep down I'm not confident.
I'm insecure. .
355
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:42,167
I knew it. .
356
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:54,434
I am never speaking to you
again. .
357
00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:59,367
I was locked up
in that pound for three hours. .
358
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,767
You're overreacting. .
359
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:03,067
They threatened
to have me fixed! .
360
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,934
Over the years,
I've taken a lot from you. .
361
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:09,033
The time I came home
from my vacation
362
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,267
and found you in my bed
with two women,
363
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,734
I just smiled. .
364
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,567
That made four of us.
365
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:16,868
I applauded your creativity
366
00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:18,801
when you changed
all my business cards
367
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:21,033
from "Carter Heywood"
to "Carter loves wood." .
368
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,501
But you know how much
rags means to me. .
369
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:27,400
This time
you have crossed the line. .
370
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:28,868
None of this
would have happened
371
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,434
if you'd paid
rags more attention
372
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:31,934
and spent less time on Caitlin. .
373
00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:34,133
What does Caitlin have to do
with this? .
374
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:37,033
Since you two
have been hanging out so much,
375
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:39,367
you barely even see rags
anymore. .
376
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,367
You used to play with rags
in the park. .
377
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,234
You used to take him
on long walks. .
378
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:48,701
You used to treat him
like he mattered. .
379
00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:50,901
Oh, my God.
380
00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:54,567
I finally see
what this is all about.
381
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,400
Stuart... You're rags. .
382
00:18:58,434 --> 00:19:00,234
Get outta here. .
383
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:05,434
Don't lock up your feelings
the way you locked up rags. .
384
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,767
Admit it... you miss me. .
385
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,868
Oh, take it out of "hyper-gay."
386
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,834
I don miss you. .
387
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,834
I just feel a little...
Bored, lonely, and wistful
388
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,567
when you're not around.
389
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:23,801
I had no idea. .
390
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:27,133
If I've been taking
our friendship for granted,
391
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,234
I'm sorry. .
392
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,000
How about I, uh,
393
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:32,567
make it up to you
with a nice, home-cooked meal? .
394
00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,300
Huh, huh, huh? Huh, huh, huh? .
395
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:36,667
If you think that you
can just smooth this over
396
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:39,133
with a roast chicken...
And some baby carrots...
397
00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:43,300
and some of those garlic
mashed potatoes you make
398
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:44,601
with the skins still on,
399
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,100
you are sadly mistaken! .
400
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,968
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go get rags. .
401
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,033
And don't even think
about making
402
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,234
your famous cobbler! .
403
00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:56,234
With or without whipped cream? .
404
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:57,501
With!! .
405
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,267
Congratulations.
You're a graduate. .
406
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,234
Yes! .
407
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:11,501
Barely. Yes! .
408
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:13,033
What are you gonna do now? .
409
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:16,100
Take the summer off...
Caddy a little bit...
410
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,767
hang out at the reservoir
with my buds. .
411
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:24,234
This is great. .
412
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:27,033
Yeah, it is.
I'm glad I did this. .
413
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,067
You may think
this is just a degree,
414
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,400
but it's gonna change
the way people look at you. .
415
00:20:32,434 --> 00:20:34,367
They're gonna see you
as a little wiser
416
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,501
and, more importantly,
a little more mature. .
417
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:40,067
You're absolutely right,
Caitlin. .
418
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,234
Where are you going? .
419
00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:43,634
The theta delta formal. .
420
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:53,501
Wildcat football rules! .
421
00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:00,400
What happened
to the water cooler? .
422
00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:01,734
It wasn't working. .
423
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:04,701
Say, you hear they discovered
water on Mars? .
424
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:07,100
They say oceans
may have existed there. .
425
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,834
Well, what do you know? .
426
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,567
Don't look now, sir,
but this is water-cooler talk.
427
00:21:12,601 --> 00:21:15,634
I'll be damned. It is.
Carter, continue! .
428
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,234
If water was discovered there,
429
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,367
some form of life
may have existed. .
430
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,968
Primordial seas
may have spawned
431
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,434
single-celled organisms. .
432
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,234
Boring! .
433
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:27,868
Come on, Paul...
meat-cone time! .
434
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:29,601
You just read my mind. .
435
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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