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Judging from this resum,
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you might be overqualified
to be my assistant. .
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Two years at Smith Barney,
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fluent in Spanish...
very impressive. .
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Gracias. .
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Now I know you're not lying. .
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What were we talkin' about? .
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Uh... There's a sign-in sheet. .
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Does anybody here
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n dot their I's
with little hearts? .
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"University of Hawaii"... were
you there two years or four? .
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Don't tell me...
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that's a 4-year tan.
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Charlie... .
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What is going on here? .
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Well, I-I'm supposed to
hire us an assistant,
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and I'm interviewing miss...
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January?
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Caitlin, these are all
very qualified candidates. .
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Don't hate them
because they're beautiful. .
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That's a shampoo commercial. .
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Does that make it wrong? .
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"Do you work out?" .
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He's already asked that. .
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Good memory... .
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We'll... we'll be in touch.
Thank you. .
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Was that necessary? .
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One of miss January's turnoffs
is rude people. .
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Look, if you don't trust
my instincts,
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why don't you be the one
to pick our assistant? .
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Fine. Fine. .
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Can I still interview
the twins? .
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We got a lot of stuff
to get through today,
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so... Let's get started. .
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Shouldn't we wait
for Stuart and Carter? .
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We can go. They'll catch up. .
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Yeah. Why not? .
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The big guns are here...
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the brain trust...
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the power brokers
that run this city. .
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Okay, Paul, why don't
you get us started?
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I got nothin'. .
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Good morning, everyone. .
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Listen, I'm on my way
to the morning briefing. .
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Did we decide how we were
going to allocate the funds
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from the mta surplus to
the housing-finance referendum,
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or do you just want me
to wing it? .
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No, no... we have the numbers. .
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Whoa!
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I was way off. .
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Oh, sir, the tourist board
came up with a new city slogan. .
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Did they pick mine...
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"I reall love New York"? .
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They went with
"smile, New York,"
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which narrowly beat out
the second choice,
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"what are you lookin' at?" .
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We set up a photo shoot
for you. .
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Your face will be on subways,
bus stops, an 8-story building. .
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That's impossible.
I'm not taking any photos. .
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Sir, we've talked about this. .
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Photos do not steal
a part of your soul. .
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You see this crack
in my tooth here? .
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Hmm? .
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No. No. .
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Well, it's there,
and it's hideous,
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and on the side
of an 8-story building,
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this crack would be the size
of a mid-size sedan. .
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Sir, the press conference
is tomorrow. .
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There's time
to get you to a dentist.
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I could set you up
with my guy... yevgeny. .
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No offense, but I don't like
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having my dental work
done in a van. .
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Besides, I've already got
someone... Dr. marsh laughlin. .
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He's been my dentist
for 50 years. .
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Yeah, but can he give you
a root canal
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on the ride to the airport? .
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Thank you, Blake. .
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My God, he's pretty! .
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Who was that? .
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Oh, that was
our new assistant...
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Blake. .
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That was fast. .
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What did you do, call
the chippendales temp pool?
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I thought I told you about him. .
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No. No, you must have
forgotten to do that
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while you were staring
at his ass. .
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Please, I hired Blake strictly
based on his qualifications. .
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Not on his looks? .
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No. Why?
You think he's good-looking? .
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Oh, for God's sake,
open your eyes...
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the man's delicious. .
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Look at this! .
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The messenger's bike
is in our spot again. .
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That's the fourth time
this week. .
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Take it out. What?!
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I'm not movin' it again.
Take it out!
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I'm as annoyed as you are,
but violence is not the answer.
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I know how to handle this.
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I'll compose
a strongly worded note. .
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Like they say, "the pen
is gayer than the sword." .
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"Dear cyclist,
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"it is with great sadness
that I find myself
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pushed to the point
of note-writing." .
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Easy, Carter.
You don't want to make him cry. .
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You're right. .
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"Great sadness" is too strong. .
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"It is with some sadness..."
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oh! .
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What? .
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Hey, this is Blake.
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I'm not home right now.
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I'm at work,
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leaving a message
on my machine. .
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Wait a minute! .
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Uh, Blake, could you get me
some coffee, please? .
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Absolutely. .
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It's the dark, hot liquid. .
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You know,
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you have done exactly what
you accused me of doing...
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hiring based on looks.
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I'll have you know, he comes
with great recommendations. .
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From who, his trainer? .
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Aw, is someone worried
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that he's not the cutest boy
in the office anymore? .
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You know, maybe a little less
time worrying about Blake
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and a little more time
doing crunches. .
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She didn't mean it. .
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So, uh, I take it you work out? .
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Nah, I like to look
more natural. .
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You and me both. .
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You know, we have
a mentoring program here.
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I'd like to take you
under my wing. .
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You know,
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I look at you, and, uh...
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I see myself 10 years ago. .
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What happened? .
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You know, Charlie,
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I've been comin'
to old doc marsh since 1952.
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I think that's the last year
he bought medical equipment. .
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Yeah, they don't make 'em
like they used to. .
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"This degree certifies
that Dr. marsh laughlin
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is licensed to use ether
in all 48 states." .
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You know, Mike used to love
coming here with me.
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I hope you're having fun. .
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Oh, yeah, I just wish we could
have saved it for the weekend. .
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Little Randall Winston!
Good to see you. .
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Good to see you. .
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So, is it the big-boy chair
today or the racecar? .
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Big-boy chair. .
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Hi, I'm Charlie.
I'm the deputy mayor. .
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There's a slight chip
in his front tooth...
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maybe a porcelain glaze...
something simple. .
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You a dentist? .
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Depends... You a single gal
who likes 'em? .
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Obviously
you've heard that one. .
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Why don't you park it
over there?
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I've counted those magazines. .
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Would you like some of the usual
to take the edge off? .
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You're not gonna bleed him,
are you? .
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Now, sit back, young prince,
and take heed,
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for this is the tale
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of Mickey the molar
and his trusty steed. .
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Sir... .
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Shh! You're ruining it. .
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Long ago, in a far-off land,
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Mickey awoke,
toothbrush in hand. .
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Hey, doc! .
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Where's the ether? .
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I can't believe this! .
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We're gone for an hour,
and the bike is back!
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Carter, when words fail,
it's time for action! .
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Aren't you fed up?! .
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Yeah, but...
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no "buts"! .
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What do you feel in your gut? .
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Anger. .
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What else? .
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And... and...
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rage! .
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Good! .
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What are you gonna do
about it?!
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I'm gonna run over that bike!
I can't hear you!
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I'm gonna run over that bike!! .
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Do it! .
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Whoooo! .
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Aaaahhh! .
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How do you feel?
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I feel alive! .
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I don't care what the hell paper
you work for!
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I don't like your tone! .
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So get out of here, buddy!
Hit the bricks! .
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Awesome! .
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You really say stuff like that? .
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Yeah, all the time! .
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Now, here's what I do when
a reporter gets physical...
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two fingers... unh!...
Right in the Adam's apple!
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Blake!
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I have been looking
all over for you. .
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Oh, yeah, I'm in here. .
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Yeah, I can see that,
but we need you out there. .
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Listen, we'll pick this up
later, all right? .
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Bring your workbook.
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Paul, can you please
leave Blake alone? .
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Me-ow! .
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He's easily distracted. .
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That's why I had to turn off
his screen saver. .
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You know what? .
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You just don't get him,
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and I'll tell you
something else...
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you never will.
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Paul, you're acting
a little strange around Blake. .
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If guarding the career
of a promising young man
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is strange,
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then you're looking at
the strangest man on the planet. .
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Well, I can't argue with that. .
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And Mickey shouts,
"follow me, incisors! .
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We'll banish lord plaque
forever!" .
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Make room for Mr. thirsty.
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I'll go dust off a crown. .
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You okay there, doc? .
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Maybe you should sit down
for a minute. .
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Hogwash! .
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The day I sit down
in the middle of an appointment
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is the day that I...
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I'm very sorry
about Dr. marsh, sir. .
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If it's any consolation,
at 2:00,
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they're going to stop doing
suction all over Manhattan,
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followed by a citywide spit. .
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He would have loved that. .
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He served the people
of this city for 65 years,
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40 of them
as a competent dentist. .
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And his last act
was to fix your tooth
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for our "smile, New York"
campaign. .
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His legacy lives on
in your smile. .
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Yeah, I guess it does. .
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What a meeting!
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I was on fire! .
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The police commissioner
was howling
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every time I opened my mouth. .
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Yes, sir, I never realized
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how funny
homicide rates could be. .
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Now, sir, about this
"smile, New York" campaign...
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oh, very excited about it...
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let's get smiling, New York! .
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Sir, I think we need
to get you to a dentist.
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I'm not seeing a dentist.
Marsh was my dentist,
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and I've always been loyal
to him. .
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You know, I remember when
that was considered a virtue. .
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Sir, we just want you
to look good for the picture,
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and right now,
you don't look as... .
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Delicious as you could.
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Paul, be honest...
how do I look? .
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Flawless, sir! Never better. .
254
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,801
Thank you, Paul. .
255
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,133
You betcha. .
256
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:51,467
Ever since
I ran over that bike...
257
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,434
I'm like a new man...
I'm strong! .
258
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:58,167
You should have been
running over bikes years ago. .
259
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,200
All my life,
I was always the nice guy,
260
00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:03,567
and people took advantage,
but no more! .
261
00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:06,167
From now on, Carter Heywood
gets nothing but respect. .
262
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,834
Morning, Carlos. .
263
00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:09,167
Hey! .
264
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,167
It's Carter. .
265
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,501
For the hundredth time,
it's Carter Heywood.
266
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,167
I'm the head
of minority affairs. .
267
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,734
Learn my name!
Is that so hard?!
268
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:22,400
I think he was talking
to Carlos.
269
00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:27,567
Carlos... .
270
00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:30,133
That sounds
pretty close to Carter...
271
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,000
a little too close. .
272
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:35,067
From now on, su nombrees reynaldo, comprende? .
273
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,434
Anyone else
want their name changed?
274
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,968
I didn't think so. .
275
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:47,100
Hey! How's it going?
276
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,267
I think I've come up
with a solution
277
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,868
to the mayor problem. .
278
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:53,000
It involves
a horse tranquilizer,
279
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,834
and you dressing up
as a saucy hygienist. .
280
00:12:57,334 --> 00:13:00,000
Now, hear me out,
'cause there's a catch. .
281
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:03,200
We have another problem...
Blake is completely incompetent. .
282
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,868
You have to fire him. .
283
00:13:04,901 --> 00:13:06,501
Me?! .
284
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:09,267
Why don't you fire him? .
285
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,434
Well, I would,
but it might be awkward
286
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,901
because I'm spearheading
his going-away party. .
287
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:16,634
Fine, I'll fire him,
but you have to admit
288
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,901
that you hired him
based on his looks. .
289
00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:20,534
Will a shallow victory
like that
290
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,701
really make you feel better
about yourself?
291
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,501
I don't know, Caitlin. .
292
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:26,667
Maybe if I had tighter abs...
293
00:13:26,701 --> 00:13:30,033
I'd be more secure,
and I wouldn't need it. .
294
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,267
Fine... you win. .
295
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,901
His looks may have clouded
my judgment. .
296
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:37,467
Now fire his hot, sculpted ass! .
297
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,501
You think he sees it coming?
298
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,868
I don't think
Blake sees anything coming. .
299
00:13:48,868 --> 00:13:51,467
Okay, ladies... Back to work. .
300
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,634
No! .
301
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:56,200
Spf-9... .
302
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:57,534
In August?! .
303
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:08,033
Ha ha ha ha! .
304
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,868
Hey, Charlie.
305
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,234
I gotta talk to Blake. .
306
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,334
All right, don't get pushy.
307
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,968
2:00 mentor meeting, my office. .
308
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,734
Ladies, ladies,
just 'cause Blake is gone
309
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,100
doesn't mean
the party has to end. .
310
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,601
We'll talk later... all right.
311
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,334
Blake, working
in an office like this
312
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,934
can be very difficult. .
313
00:14:30,968 --> 00:14:33,601
Oh, don't give up, bro...
you're doin' fine. .
314
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:38,133
How do I put this delicately? .
315
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:41,100
As great as it is
to have you here,
316
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:44,834
it would be even greater
to not have you here.
317
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:47,200
Charlie, I forgot to...
318
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,100
am I interrupting? .
319
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,834
No, no, I was just telling Blake
that we have to let him go. .
320
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,934
Just like that?! .
321
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:57,534
Wow, I-I never saw that coming! .
322
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:00,734
It's a shock to all of us. .
323
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,701
Well, the least we could do
is throw a going-away party. .
324
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,434
It's kind of last-minute,
325
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,834
but I can probably pull
something together. .
326
00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:09,467
Here's a flier. .
327
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:15,234
Sir? Can I talk to you
for a second? .
328
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:17,667
Sure, as long as it's not
about seeing a dentist. .
329
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,267
Who's he? .
330
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,234
He's Ian... .
331
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:26,400
The... Budget analyst. .
332
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:28,667
What's in the bag? .
333
00:15:28,701 --> 00:15:31,334
Budget... Tools. .
334
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:32,701
Look, sir,
335
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:36,167
there's gonna be a lot
of numbers coming your way,
336
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,734
so why don't you lean back,
relax, take your shoes off. .
337
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,100
All right. .
338
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,467
Say "ahhh." .
339
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:44,868
Let's take a look
at the next fiscal quarter. .
340
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:47,467
Wow, you take
your numbers seriously. .
341
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:52,400
Why does the budget analyst
have his hands in my mouth? .
342
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:53,467
Sir...
343
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,467
don't "sir" me!
The man's a dentist! .
344
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,434
I don't believe this!
345
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:01,534
I specifically told you
that this issue was closed!
346
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,734
I'm just trying to help. .
347
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,400
By trying to trick me?
348
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,734
I know you haven't been
in city hall that long,
349
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,901
but that's not
how things work around here.
350
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,434
Mike never tricked you? .
351
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,033
No, he never did. .
352
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,234
Oh, sure, he occasionally
hid the truth
353
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,901
to manipulate me into doing
things I didn't want to do,
354
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,534
but he never tricked me! .
355
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,834
Sir, I'm not trying
to sell you a used car here.
356
00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:22,667
I'm just trying to help you. .
357
00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:24,501
You need to see a dentist. .
358
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:28,534
My dentist... ls gone. .
359
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:31,767
All the people that
I care about are gone... .
360
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:34,067
Dr. marsh... Mike. .
361
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:38,167
Everything's... Changing. .
362
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,367
So, then, you just tell
that goon squad of yours
363
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,667
to keep their hands
out of my mouth
364
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,067
once and for all.
365
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,334
I am not a child,
366
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,601
and I won't be treated
like one. .
367
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:51,734
Sir, you forgot your shoes.
368
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:54,267
I don't care.
369
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,033
Charlie... .
370
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:02,234
Why is the mayor
running around in his socks?
371
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:05,100
I had a dentist pose
as the budget analyst
372
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:08,367
to try to trick him
into having his tooth fixed. .
373
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,067
And that plan didn't work?
374
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,200
I am a political strategist,
not a therapist. .
375
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,534
The mayor's looking for someone
to hold his hand,
376
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,200
and I'm just not
very good at that. .
377
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:20,801
So you're feeling
frustrated right now...
378
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,501
a little hurt...
taken advantage of? .
379
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:25,234
Yes. .
380
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:28,167
You are such a girl! .
381
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,667
This guy's personal problems
382
00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,834
are really interfering
with my job. .
383
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,667
His personal problems
ar your job. .
384
00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:36,901
Running a city isn't just
policy. It's about feelings.
385
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:39,000
I tried... it didn't work out. .
386
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,834
The mayor's on his own here. .
387
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,267
And while we're
on the subject of feelings,
388
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,267
that girl thing...
389
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,200
that really hurt. .
390
00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:53,100
It's crowded in there. .
391
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:56,400
Are you sure
you don't want to reschedule? .
392
00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:59,167
Absolutely not! Why would I? .
393
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,167
No reason, sir.
394
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,901
Paul, you're
my most trusted advisor,
395
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,234
and right now
I don't need a yes man.
396
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,667
I need your honest opinion. .
397
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,567
Do I look okay? .
398
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,601
Yes. .
399
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,968
Ladies and gentlemen,
400
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,767
we are here today,
ironically, to smile. .
401
00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:37,200
Why is it ironic?
I'll tell you...
402
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:38,767
because today,
403
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:41,300
one of the best young assistants
I ever had
404
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:42,934
was summarily dis...
405
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:44,400
Paul! .
406
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,167
Ladies and gentlemen,
the mayor. .
407
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,534
Where's Charlie? I don't know. .
408
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:55,033
Well, New York,
let's get smilin'! .
409
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,434
Over here! Over here! Over here! .
410
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,133
Smile! Over here! Mr. mayor! .
411
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,000
Excuse me. .
412
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:07,834
Mr. mayor, show New York
what you got... smile!
413
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:09,834
Charlie, what am I gonna do?
414
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:11,434
I should have gone
to the dentist. .
415
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,300
Good idea, sir.
I wish we'd had it sooner. .
416
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,234
Wait here. .
417
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:20,133
Folks, the mayor has an idea
418
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,167
for a different kind
of photo shoot...
419
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,868
one that celebrates
420
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,601
the distinctive character
of this great city
421
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,434
in all of its diversity
422
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,601
and its imperfections. .
423
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:33,567
And with that in mind...
Gentlemen. .
424
00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:45,133
Now, smile, New York. .
425
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:56,000
Try to relax, sir. .
426
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:58,567
Don't be alarmed
by the sanitary precautions.
427
00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:01,033
I just want to say that
if I don't pull through this,
428
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,033
I appreciate everything
you did for me
429
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,701
back at that press conference. .
430
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,300
Anytime, sir,
431
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:10,000
and actually, the fatality rate
for tooth-capping is very low. .
432
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,133
Same for bear attacks... .
433
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,133
But they still happen. .
434
00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:17,667
I ca... no, I can't do this. .
435
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:18,701
One second. .
436
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,601
Everything's
gonna be okay, sir. .
437
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:23,434
Just relax, sit back. .
438
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:28,000
Sit bac young prince...
439
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,000
and take heed... .
440
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:36,601
For this is the tale
of Mickey the molar... .
441
00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:39,934
And his trusty steed. .
442
00:20:39,968 --> 00:20:41,767
Go on. .
443
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:44,734
W-well, Mickey
had been out late
444
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:47,067
the night before
445
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:50,667
with a stewardess, a nurse... .
446
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,901
And zsa zsa gabor. .
447
00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:55,734
Ooh, a twist. .
448
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:59,567
Go get 'em, Mickey. .
449
00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:06,400
You ran over my bike! .
450
00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:08,534
What was your bike
doin' in my spot?
451
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:12,200
I came here to thank the mayor
for funding my project.
452
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:14,501
I deliver hot meals
453
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,400
for the aged and infirm,
454
00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:18,434
but now, I guess I can't.
455
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,701
I'm sorry.
I'll buy you a new bike. .
456
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,567
Let me get my checkbook. .
457
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,767
Thanks, grandma. .
458
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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