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Hey, Mike...
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How did it go in Paris
with Caitlin? .
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Best day of my life.
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I fly in at the 11th hour,
tell her I love her,
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she calls off the wedding. .
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Wow. I can't believe
you flew to Paris. .
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It was pretty reasonable,
actually. .
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Airline ticket... $500,
hotel suite... $250,
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stealing someone's fiancé...
priceless. .
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No one knows about this, right?
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I told you I'd cover for you,
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I covered for you. .
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Hey, Mike, how was your tour
of that prison upstate?
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Carter, uh, told you
about that, huh? .
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Yes, he did!
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Michael! Welcome home! .
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How was your aunt's birthday
in Texas? .
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It's boring to tell
the same story. .
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Aunt? I thought you
were touring a prison upstate. .
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I-I was... .
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With my aunt...
In upstate Texas. .
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We, uh, had a hot meal...
Worked out in the yard.
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I even took a picture of her
in the electric chair. .
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Welcome back, Mike! .
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How was the dude ranch? .
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Okay, here we go.
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Took aunt to prison... .
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Convict breakout... .
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Gave chase... .
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Bloodhounds led us
to dude ranch. .
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That's all I did on my day off,
right, Carter? .
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Definitely, Mike. .
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Hey, Mike, how was Paris
with Caitlin? .
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Couldn't top the dude ranch. .
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Okay, first item...
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the mayor awarded first prize
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at the westminster dog show
yesterday. .
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The winning poodle
was so grateful,
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he made mad love
to the mayor's shin. .
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So the problem is
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there's a picture of a poodle
humping the mayor's leg? .
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No, the bad news is
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there's video of the mayor
punting the poodle...
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into the cheap seats. .
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That poor dog. .
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Come on. He knew the risks. .
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You don't see any of us running
around humping people's legs. .
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With the obvious exception
of Stuart. .
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Subways get crowded.
I'm just an opportunist. .
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Anyway, to make amends
to the animal lovers,
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Carter, you're gonna supervise
the mayor
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in a promo shoot
for the a.S.P.C.A. .
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Hey, everyone. .
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Hey, Mike.
How was cub-scout camp? .
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Okay, first of all, we agreed
it was extreme survival camp. .
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Second of all,
they already know. .
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Okay, everybody, listen up.
I'm gonna say this once.
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Caitlin and I are a couple now. .
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But that doesn't change anything
around here. .
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It's business as usual.
You understand? .
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Absolutely. Absolutely.
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Caitlin, I read
your fundraising proposal.
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I got to say, I liked it. .
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Aww. Aww. Aww.
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I'd really love it
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if you could give me
some feedback later on. .
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. .
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All right. If I hear
one more "ooh" or "aww,"
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it's gonna be followed
by an "oww." .
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All right. Now, everybody out.
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That went well. .
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Yeah, I thought so.
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I'm glad everybody knows
we're together. .
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Why? .
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Well, because
you are smokin'... .
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And smart and stuff. .
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Well, I am really glad
everyone knows we're dating. .
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The key is
to keep things professional. .
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Yeah. .
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We'll just establish
appropriate boundaries. .
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Yeah. Yeah. .
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For example,
if I were to touch you here... .
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That'd be appropriate. .
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But then, if I were
to slide my hand right here,
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what would that be? .
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Well, first of all,
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let me say how much
I enjoyed the slide. .
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But still appropriate? .
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Oh, absolutely. .
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However, if my hands were to...
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to find their way here... .
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That would raise some eyebrows. .
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But then, if my hands were
to find their way here... .
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That would raise
a little more than eyebrows. .
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Wow. .
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Somebody has been working out. .
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It's all natural, baby. .
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You can stop flexing now. .
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Oh, thank God. .
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I don't know why
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they're making me shoot
this stupid commercial. .
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Sir, you punted a dog 20 yards.
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Carter, please.
It was at least 50.
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I caught that sucker
right on the laces. .
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Okay, we're ready here. .
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Where is rags? .
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He's in his trailer.
I'll get him.
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♪ There he is
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♪ there he is
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we were told rags was a dog. .
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And action! .
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Hi, I'm Randall Winston,
and my little friend h...
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sir, sir... .
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You got him
facing the wrong direction. .
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If you say so.
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All right? .
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Hi, I'm Randall Winston...
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you know... .
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Could you turn him back
the other way? .
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Hi. .
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Can I help you? .
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Oh, I don't think so.
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I'm looking for
the incredibly handsome guy
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who flew to Paris
and swept me off my feet. .
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He had to step out
for a minute. .
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Would you like to leave
a message? .
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Yeah, tell him this...
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I'm sorry.
I missed that last part. .
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You want to give me that
one more time,
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just a little more slowly? .
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Oh. .
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There is so much
I want us to do together. .
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Like have sex? .
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Like this summer,
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we could get a house
at the shore. .
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Ooh. Beach sex. .
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And at Christmas, we can go
to Vermont, see my family. .
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Everyone gets together.
There's eggnog and sleigh rides. .
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Holiday sex.
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I am beginning to think
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that you have a one-track mind. .
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No. Frankly, that offends me.
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I think we should sit here
and discuss this
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like two mature...
Naked adults.
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Mike, I'm serious.
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I don't want this relationship
just to be physical.
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Caitlin, I love you. .
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I-I can't believe
you're even saying this.
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Paris was the most romantic
weekend of my life. .
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We didn't even have sex.
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I'm sorry.
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I guess I just know
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that you have a history with
women of being... Not unshallow. .
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Did you...
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did you just call me "shallow"? .
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No, I called you
"not unshallow." .
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Well, you know what? .
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I-I'm gonna prove to you
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just how...
Not unwrong you are.
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I'm gonna go one week
without having sex with you.
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I'm sorry to have to do that
to you, but...
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Mike, you are overreacting. .
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No, no, no, I don't want there
to be any doubt
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as to where my heart is. .
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So for the next seven days,
the kitchen... Is closed.
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Mike, you don't have to
do this. .
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What's that I hear? .
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Someone's stomach growling? .
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Someone lookin'
for a little snack? .
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A little p.B. And Mike? .
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A bowl of Mikey flakes? .
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Spaghetti and Mike balls? .
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Not happenin', baby. .
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Fine. I guess I'll just get
my meals somewhere else. .
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Damn right you will. .
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Wait a minute!
What does that mean exactly?! .
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Oh. I hate that smell. .
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Yeah, I know.
It's this stupid dog. .
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Rags is wearing
your paco rabanne? .
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You know, Carter talked me into
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dragging him around all week
for my image. .
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It's driving me crazy. .
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You know,
he doesn't rescue children,
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solve crimes...
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or do any of those things
that movie dogs do. .
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He just sits there,
staring at me... .
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With those big brown eyes. .
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He seems to know
what I'm thinking,
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and yet,
he doesn't pass judgment. .
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Sir... .
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You know, I haven't felt
this loved
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since nanny number seven. .
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It's 3:00. You have a meeting with
the appropriations committee. .
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Well, reschedule it.
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I'm gonna be tied up
all afternoon
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with councilman cuddly wuddly. .
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Are you still playing
hard to get? .
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Playing? .
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This is no game, missy. .
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Well, that's too bad,
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because I was thinking we could
go back to your place tonight,
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and I could give you
a sponge bath. .
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I-I was thinking
we could go to the library
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and discuss our favorite books.
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I want you to spank me. .
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I want to meet your parents. .
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I want to tie you up
and... Smear you with honey. .
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I want to take you to the park
and make you a picnic. .
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You're goin' down. .
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Not for another six days. .
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You make me sick.
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Caitlin.
W-what are you doing here? .
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My shower's broken,
and I thought I'd use yours.
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I am... So... Dirty. .
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Well, you're in luck.
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I just bought soap. .
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But, Mike, I wanted to have fun
in the shower. .
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You are never gonna make it
six days.
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I already made it five. .
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It's only been one. .
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You gotta be kidding me!
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♪ I've never known a girl
like you before ♪
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♪ Now just like any song
from days of yore ♪
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♪ Here you come a-knocking,
knocking on my door ♪
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♪ Well, I never met a girl
like you before ♪
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♪ You give me just a taste
so I want more ♪
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♪ My hands are bleeding
and my knees are raw ♪
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♪ 'Cause now you got me
crawling ♪
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♪ Crawling on the floor
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♪ and I've never known a girl
like you before ♪
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♪ Never, never, never, never
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♪ never known a girl
like you before ♪
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♪ But now you've come along
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♪ yes, you've come along
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♪ and I've never met a girl
like you before ♪
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Hey, Mike! .
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Hey, Mike!
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What are you doing?
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I was thinking on my jog in
from my morning swim
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that I should probably shampoo
these carpets. .
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Then I rolled back this ratty,
old rug and what do you know...
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I have hardwood floors.
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I have hardwood.
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Mike, you can't channel
all your pent-up sexual energy
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into new floors and... .
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Did you put in bay windows?
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I just gotta get through
the next 10 hours. .
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Okay, look, if you're not
gonna have sex with her,
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at least
release a little pressure. .
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Gotcha. .
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You know, take matters
into your own hands. .
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No, Stuart, I'm gonna go
old school on this.
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Mike, we don't need any heroes.
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I'm gonna be fine.
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Caitlin thinks she's getting
to me, but she's not. .
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Okay, Mike.
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Nikki, for the love of God,
will you put some clothes on?! .
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Did you talk to him? .
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He's goin' old school. .
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Hey, Mike, maintenance called. .
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Furnace is on the Fritz,
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so there won't be
any hot water today. .
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Like hell there won't.
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I'm going to the furnace room. .
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For crying out loud,
put some clothes on. .
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He's goin' old school. .
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And then the big dog huffed
and he puffed,
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and he blew the house down. .
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Okay, sir.
270
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,749
I think we've milked this dog
thing for all we can get.
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I hope keeping him with you
hasn't been too much trouble. .
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Oh, no, not at all. .
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It gave me and Prescott
a chance to bond. .
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Sir, his name is rags. .
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Yes, and quite honestly,
he never liked that name. .
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00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,333
The two of you
had a conversation, huh? .
277
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,034
What else did "Prescott" say? .
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He doesn't want to be
your dog anymore. .
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Okay, sir, I lent him to you
for a few days,
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and now
I'm gonna take him back. .
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Okay, Carter,
I'll level with you.
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Prescott and I never talked. .
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But this past week,
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we have developed
a very, very special bond. .
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Yes, we have. .
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You have no idea
what that's like. .
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00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:16,233
Are you kidding? .
288
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Rags is like an older brother
to me. .
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Besides, you said
you weren't a dog person. .
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Shh. I was...
291
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I was wrong about that... .
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And about
my guns for knives program.
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Carter! .
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Please. .
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Let me at least
spend the evening with him
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to say goodbye. .
297
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All right, all right. .
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But I'll be back for him
first thing in the morning. .
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00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,366
Thank you. You won't regret it. .
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00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,272
Okay, Prescott,
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if you want to go back
with Carter, move. .
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00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:08,718
I thought so! .
303
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:11,555
Hello? Anybody here?
304
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Just you and me.
305
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,863
I take it there's nothing wrong
with the furnace. .
306
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,134
It feels pretty hot
in here to me. .
307
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,370
That's a nice try, Caitlin. .
308
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,709
Oh, I get it. .
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00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,244
You think all you have to do
is lock me in a confined space
310
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and I'll crack?
311
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,782
Stuart told me about
your boiler-room fantasy. .
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Ha! Caitlin, if that's the best
you can do...
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right down
to the 2-piece janitor uniform. .
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00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:48,225
Help! Stuart! .
315
00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:49,927
Help me! .
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Scream all you want.
No one can hear you.
317
00:18:57,268 --> 00:18:58,169
Stuart!! .
318
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,537
Help me! Help! .
319
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,704
Help!!
320
00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:03,773
Caitlin wants me
to have sex with her! .
321
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:04,941
Help! .
322
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:09,479
God help me! She's got a mop!
323
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4...3... 2... 1...
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Midnight. .
325
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And go! .
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00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:29,700
So... How does it feel to be
with the king of willpower?
327
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,402
I've got to admit,
I never thought you'd make it.
328
00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:34,638
- I am impressed.
- Yeah, well, you know,
329
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:37,373
some people are blessed
with self-restraint. .
330
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,843
Stick with me,
you might learn something. .
331
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,913
Wait. Are you saying
I don't have self-restraint? .
332
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:45,482
Well, you know,
let's face it...
333
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,186
that boiler-room thing
wasn't just for my benefit.
334
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,754
I could go a week easy. .
335
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:52,055
Ha.
336
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:54,224
- I could go two.
- Ha ha. .
337
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,392
Ugh! .
338
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,494
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
339
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:58,962
I'll meet you back here
in two weeks. .
340
00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:00,997
No, Caitlin, Caitlin.
Caitlin, wait!
341
00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:03,334
I believe you!
342
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,121
Well, Prescott,
I guess this is it. .
343
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:30,060
We both knew
it couldn't last forever. .
344
00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:35,232
But just know that every time
I look at these stains,
345
00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:37,167
I'll think of you. .
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00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:42,239
Please... No tears.
347
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,876
Oh, you're stronger than I am. .
348
00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:51,815
Sir, you're, um...
You're talking to his ass.
349
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,317
I know.
I already did the other end.
350
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,558
- Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
-
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