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Aaahhh!
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Excuse me.
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Um, I was just tryin' to...
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I say, I'm tryin' to get
a little rest here.
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I-I get it. .
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I-I-I didn't say
the magic word. .
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Okay, could you please...
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Please?
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Please?!
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Look, I am the deputy mayor
of New York City. .
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And I demand that you stop that
right now! .
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Do you hear me? .
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Screw you! .
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Oh, oh! Okay, all right. .
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Listen, I dare you
to come up here and say that!
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For a big fellow,
you can really climb!
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Okay, I assume everybody saw
this morning's papers. .
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General macallister
is at it again. .
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"Winston war record
no challenge for big Mac." .
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Big Mac? Where? .
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This guy keeps ripping
into the mayor
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about his war record. .
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So in response, we've arranged
to have the mayor
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receive a citation for bravery
at a very public ceremony. .
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It's gonna be a whopper. .
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Oh, hey, Paul...
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I'm not a whopper guy. .
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The mayor was in one of those
privileged, rich-kid units. .
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He and his platoon did blow up
a key enemy bridge. .
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You know, in high school,
I was in rotc. .
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It was pretty rough. .
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One minute,
your best buddy's next to you,
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then bam! His dad gets
transferred to des moines. .
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Excuse me.
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Is this the engagement ring
Trevor gave you? .
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Yeah, it was his grandmother's. .
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Isn't that romantic? .
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Yeah, and free. .
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You know, Caitlin,
when you marry the same guy
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for the second time,
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it's traditional
to not wear underwear. .
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Really, Stuart? .
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Because I didn't wear any
the first time. .
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Excuse me.
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Nikki!
Do you ever do charity work?
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Stuart, for the last time,
I won't sleep with you. .
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Ha ha ha ha! No, seriously.
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I'm helping an orphanage
raise money
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for a trip to sea world. .
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Okay, let me guess...
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"orphanage" is slang
for stripper. .
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And "sea world" is code
for your pants.
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Nikki, how long
have we worked together? .
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The code for my pants
is "play world"! .
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Now, listen, this is important.
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I'm puttin' together
a charity swimsuit calendar. .
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Oh! And you want me
to pose for it.
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I'm not makin' this up. .
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All right, Stuart. Right. .
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If this is so real, what's
the name of the orphanage? .
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Clearview. .
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The clearview home
for children.
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I don't think so, Stuart. .
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If you do this for me,
you'll get to see sham... .
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Okay, that is code. .
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So let me walk you
through tomorrow's ceremony. .
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You will march in uniform
right along here,
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up to general kenville. .
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You'll salute him
and receive your citation. .
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Uh... .
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Is there a problem? .
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Well, the thing is,
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my company didn't exactly
waste a lot of time
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learning
silly army procedures,
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like how to march
or salute or... Use a weapon. .
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You're kidding. .
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Hey, Caitlin, a little respect
for the war hero. .
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This man is the real deal.
He was in viet. .
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We called it "nam." .
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This man was risking his life,
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slugging it out with Peter.
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Charlie.
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James, you were in rotc.
Why don't you work with him? .
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I-I couldn't. He's seen action.
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James, I want you to. .
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But, sir, if anything,
you should train me. .
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You're the hero.
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James, that's an order.
You need to whip me into shape. .
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What? Like... .
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Hit the dirt,
you skirt-wearing maggot, now!! .
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Yeah, just like that.
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I couldn't do that. .
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And this
is Uncle Stuart's desk. .
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Is that your wife? .
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Uh, no, she's probably married
to one of those two guys. .
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Who are these
adorable little people? .
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They're from
the clearview home. .
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Kids, meet Nikki. Say hi. .
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Hi, Nikki! Hi, Nikki! .
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Hi, you guys!
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I don't have a mommy. .
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You know, Nikki,
it would sure help these guys
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if you'd do
that swimsuit calendar. .
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You're so pretty.
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I bet we'd make enough
to get vaccinations. .
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That's so sweet. .
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Yeah... How could anybody
say no to these faces? .
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Well... Not me,
that's for sure! .
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Hey, kids, she's gonna do it! .
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Yay! Yay! Yay! .
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If you'll excuse me, kids,
I've got to get to the gym. .
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Bye, Nikki! Bye, Nikki!
Bye, Nikki! .
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Okay, here's your 5 bucks.
Go find your tour group. .
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You said 10! .
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Next time, get it in writing.
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Okay, guys, let's light it up! .
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Aahhh! .
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Hey, hey! Hey, turn that off!
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I mean it this time.
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I will have you fired so fast,
it'll make your beer guts spin! .
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Bite me. .
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What? That's witty.
That's very witty. .
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You bite me!
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Aah! .
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Aah! .
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Oh, the city
has really gotten to you. .
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What did you say? .
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Oh, right. Sorry. .
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What... what are you
doin' here? .
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Everything okay? .
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Yes. No! Um... .
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Well, I'm here because
it's not that I'm, you know,
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having second thoughts
about marrying Trevor,
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but you and I... .
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I-I just don't know.
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I know that I am rambling,
but...
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I really need you to kiss me. .
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Okay. .
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Anything else?
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I guess not. .
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Okay. .
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That's not gonna help me sleep. .
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So Caitlin
just shows up at your door
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and gives you a kiss? .
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Yeah. .
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What did you say?
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I said, uh... .
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"Anything else?" .
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"Anything else?"! .
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What's wrong with that? .
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Nothing, if you're workin'
the drive-through window
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at arby's. .
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Come on, Carter. .
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She shows up out of nowhere.
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I haven't slept in... in...
in two days. .
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What was I supposed to say? .
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How about, "I love you"? .
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Where were you last night?
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Let's go, maggot! .
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Left! Left! Left, right, left! .
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Left! Left! .
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Left... Right... .
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Halt! .
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You make me sick!
Where you from, maggot?
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Connecticut. .
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You've been to my place.
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Connecticut. .
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Only two things
come from Connecticut...
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antique dealers and old money. .
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Which are you?! .
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Old money. .
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That works better with Texas. .
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Can we take a break, James? .
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Sure, you can tell me
about that bridge.
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I remember it well. .
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We'd been partying pretty hard
that night. .
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Somebody had the bright idea
to do a little night surfing. .
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So we hopped into the jeep. .
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As you know,
all the street signs over there
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are in that weird
menu language. .
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Before you know it,
we were in enemy territory. .
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And as we were crossing
a bridge,
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I tossed out a joi...
cigarette. .
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And all of a sudden, kablooey! .
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We were thrown free,
but the bridge was destroyed
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just as the enemy
was about to cross it. .
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So it was just an accident? .
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Yeah, pretty cool, huh? .
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Hey, Mike.
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Mike! .
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What?! Next!
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Mike, you got a little, uh... .
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Little... Little desk head. .
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No, no, Carter.
This is my new system. .
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See? .
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"Take in dry cleaning." .
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Check.
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I ran into Caitlin
in the hall,
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and she asked me
to give you this. .
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A note. .
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- A note from Caitlin.
- What's it say? .
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You've been alone with this
for 90 seconds. .
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We both know you read it. .
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No, no,
that was the old Carter. .
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The n Carter
respects people's privacy. .
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"Mike, thank you
for indulging me last night. .
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The kiss was wonderful..." .
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Yes! .
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Heh! Turn it over.
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"but I'm meeting Trevor
in Paris. .
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"We're getting married.
C'est LA vie. .
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Love, Caitlin." .
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Sorry, Mike.
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I'm goin' after her.
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Mike,
you can't just go to Paris.
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Carter,
when she wrote this note,
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she didn't know I loved her.
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I'm gonna go to Paris.
I'm gonna tell her. .
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What about
the mayor's ceremony?
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Carter, in my whole career,
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I have never
let the man down once. .
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Someone like Caitlin
only happens once in a lifetime. .
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When he finds out why I went,
he'll be happy for me. .
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But just in case, uh...
Tell him my appendix burst. .
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Good luck, and, hey,
get some sleep on the plane.
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Carter, trust me, I'm
gonna sleep all the way there.
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Look, janelle,
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30 years later,
and it still fits me
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like I had it tailored
yesterday. .
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Maybe that's because
you had it tailored yesterday. .
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Ceremony starts in 10 minutes. .
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Here's your speech,
Mr. hero, sir. .
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Don't accidentally blow it up.
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James, am I sensing
a little attitude from you?
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I wouldn't dare give attitude
to the big, phony war hero. .
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Sir, maybe you
should take a look at this. .
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"On behalf of all shameless,
opportunistic, yellow-bellied... .
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Cowards"...
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well,
it's no gettysburg address. .
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Janelle,
would you give us a moment?
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James, sit down.
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I could be killed
for telling you this,
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but accidentally
blowing up that bridge
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was no accident. .
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It wasn't? .
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No. .
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My squad was actually
a secret... .
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Covert... .
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Undercover... .
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Stealth... .
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Secret operation. .
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You said "secret" twice. .
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It was that secret. .
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Pshht! .
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We only pretendedto be drunken cowards
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to throw off the enemy. .
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Really?! .
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So then you are a hero?!
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I swear, James, or my name
isn't Randall Winston. .
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And by the way...
My name isn't Randall Winston. .
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Pshht! .
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Mademoiselle Moore's plane
has been delayed. .
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She'll be arriving
in a few hours, monsieur...
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Flaherty. .
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It said on the reservation
that mademoiselle Moore's fiancé
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is in provence until tomorrow,
and is named Trevor wolf. .
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Yeah, well, I, uh...
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I never travel
under my own name. .
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See, I'm very famous
back in the states. .
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What do you do?
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I'm a game-show host...
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Regis Flaherty. .
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I think you should leave. .
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You know, I was assured there
would not be any problem here
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by my very close,
personal friend... Jerry Lewis. .
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My attitude
about your leaving... .
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Has not changed. .
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Well, listen... Laurent. .
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Maybe...
A little stubby French guy
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will change your mind. .
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That is 40 cents. .
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All right,
well, how about, uh... .
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Ugly woman with a crown? .
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Old woman with a test tube? .
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Little guy... .
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Uh...
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well, surrenderingis a good bet.
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Finally.
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Nikki, you're the best.
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I still think this
calendar thing is a little odd. .
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Can I have a sip of your water? .
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Sure. .
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Clearview...
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the clearview homefor children. .
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Just remember, you're doing this
for those adorable kids.
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Okay, people. .
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Next, we are goingto go see the mayor's office. .
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I gotta tell ya,
they're gonna love sea world. .
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I'm helping an orphaeraise money... .
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For a trip to sea wo.
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Stuart! .
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You made this whole thing up! .
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You even made up sea world. .
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You did all this
to see me in a bathing suit? .
305
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Yeah. .
306
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,676
You know what, Stuart?
You've earned this. .
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You're gonna do it?! .
308
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Just this once
and just for a second! .
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Oh! Oh, wait, wait, wait! .
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Let me get ready.
I've waited so long for this. .
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Okay, okay, okay, okay. .
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Here you go, buddy. .
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Close your eyes for a second. .
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Oh. .
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Okay, you can open them!
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Oh!
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I can't see! Blind! .
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A do-over! I want a do-over! .
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Tell it to the orphans!
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Qu'est-ce tu veux, gilligan?
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I love Nick at nuit.
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Mike. .
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What are you doing here? .
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Oh, I was having trouble
sleeping in my apartment... .
325
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So I thought I'd try France...
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and, uh... .
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There's something
that I have to tell you. .
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Uh, Caitlin... .
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I love you. .
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So, I'll see you
back at the office.
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00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:59,703
Mike, Mike, Mike, wait, um... .
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You came all the way over here
to tell me you love me? .
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Yeah.
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That's the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me. .
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Don't marry Trevor. .
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Okay. .
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Really? .
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Yeah. .
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00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:29,766
Wow, I...
340
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:34,871
I should've told you this
before I maxed out my gold card. .
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00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,940
Come here. .
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00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,552
Why don't, um, you go relax,
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and I'll pour us
some champagne. .
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00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,092
That's a good idea. .
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00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:02,565
You know, Mike, I am sorry
I put you through all this.
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I realized
when I was on the plane
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that I wasn't
running to Trevor.
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00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,140
I was running away from you.
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00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:13,209
I guess I was, um,
scared of how I felt
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because, well, the truth is... .
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I love you, too.
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00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,239
Hey.
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I want my 5 bucks. .
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00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:49,880
And I want to see Nikki
in a bikini. .
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00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,314
Life sucks. .
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00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,016
Now get lost.
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00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,219
I'll give you one more chance.
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00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:57,921
I want my 5 bucks. .
359
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,323
What are you gonna do? .
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00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,592
Gain 150 pounds
and kick my butt? .
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00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:02,859
Whoa. .
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00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:06,530
Old-girlfriend flashback. .
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00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:08,565
Hey, guys! .
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00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,471
Quit it! .
365
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,474
Oh! Oh, yeah! I'm telling! .
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- Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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