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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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What's such a big emergency
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that you had to call us in
at 7:00 a.m.?
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I've got an important
announcement to make. .
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Oh, uh, by the way, Nikki,
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who was that guy I heard
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when I called your place
this morning? .
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Oh, that was, um...
Bryant gumbel. .
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Really? .
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Did he ever findhis boxer shorts? .
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Sorry we're late, Mike. .
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You two have an announcement
you'd like to make?
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I'm not the father. .
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I let him stay up late
last night. .
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The dog from "Frasier"
was on "letterman"! .
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Uh, I'm afraid
I got some bad news. .
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The mayor's father
passed away last night. .
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Oh, no. Oh.
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Mike, couldn't you have
soft-pedaled that a little?
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James, it's not like
you're a kid whose dog died,
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and I have to tell you
we sent him to puppy camp. .
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Puppy camp? .
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That's where my parents
sent my...
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Oh, I heard about
the mayor's father.
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I'm devastated! .
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Hey, Paul, he's not here. .
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Are you sure? .
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Yeah. .
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Okay, then. .
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What angle's he workin'?
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Sir, I was thinking,
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maybe you should leave
a little early today. .
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Why would I want
to leave early, Mike? .
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Well, sir,
your father did pass away... .
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And you leave early most days. .
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Don't worry about me, Mike.
I'm fine. .
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And if you don't mind,
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I'd rather not talk
about my father. .
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All right, I understand. .
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Now, what's on our agenda
for today? .
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Well, this afternoon,
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you're reading to a group
of first graders. .
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You know who never read
to me... my father. .
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Sir, uh, if I may... .
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It just seems like
you got a lot of,
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you know, pent-up emotions,
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and maybe it would be best
if you took a little time,
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you know, before the wake,
this afternoon,
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to just get in touch
with your feelings.
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Mike, really, I'm fine. .
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Okay. .
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All right, well, then,
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let's pick out a story
for these kids. .
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Oh, I got one. .
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It's called "the boy whose
father was so busy playing golf, "
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"smoking cigars
with his cronies,
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that he never taught his kid
to ride a bike"! .
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How about
"horton hears a who!"? .
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Hey, Paul. What's all this? .
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Oh, my mom sent me some stuff
from my old room. .
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Can't believe it...
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like she doesn't want me
anymore. .
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So sad. .
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Cast out in the world
at the tender age of 40. .
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Apparently, she took in
some displaced villager
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from the Balkans. .
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Stupid refugees
get all the breaks. .
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Hey, Paul,
nice little-league picture. .
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You know, traditionally,
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the cup is worn on the inside.
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Oh, my gosh! .
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My magic 8-ball.
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I thought I lost this
when I was 12.
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I've had so many questions.
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Carter, there you are. .
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My mother's coming into town. .
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She wants to stay
in my apartment again. .
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Do you think
I can tell her "no"? .
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To be honest, Nikki,
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I'm a little tired
of being the office advice guy. .
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Every time
anybody's got a problem...
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"oh, Carter's got the answer.
Carter's smart, Carter's wise. .
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"Carter's so brilliant
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it seems like
he's from another planet." .
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Hey, Nik... .
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Why don't you
ask my magic 8-ball? .
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Okay, fine. .
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Magic 8-ball, can I tell my mom
to go to a hotel? .
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"It is decidedly so." .
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Thank you, Paul. .
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Ooh... Three condoms.
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I'm assuming
this was a three-pack.
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I will have you know
it was a five-pack. .
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What happened to the other two? .
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Balloon animals. .
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Give me one of those babies.
I'll whip up a giraffe.
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Samantha, it's James. .
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Listen, it feels like
you've been avoiding me,
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but I want you to know
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that I can't stop thinking
about you...
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you know,
the smell of your hair,
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the feel of your skin,
the way you tremble when I...
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oh. .
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Can you tell her I called? .
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Thanks.
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Caitlin, can I ask your advice
about something? .
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Oh, sure, James. What's up?
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I was just wondering
why women don't like me. .
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Oh, James, that's ridiculous. .
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You're smart. You're funny. .
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You're gonna grow up
to be a real heartbreaker.
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I'm 27.
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James, trust me. .
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Women like you. I like you. .
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You do? .
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Of course I do.
I like you a lot. .
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Looks like someone
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is lookin' for a little
James hobert lovin'. .
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Funerals always make me think. .
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At some point, we have to
stop denying the inevitable
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and accept our mortality. .
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That's very deep, Stuart. .
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You know, the Buddhists
have a philosophy...
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whoa! Hot grievin' chick
at 10:00.
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Oh! Oh!
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I can't believe he's gone! .
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Why couldn't it have been me? .
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Take me! Take me!!
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Paul, Paul. Paul. .
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The mayor's not here, Paul. .
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Aw, sugar, 0 for 2.
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James, thanks
for paying for the cab,
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and holding the door for me,
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and of course,
for this lovely corsage. .
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My pleasure.
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I'm gonna get us some drinks
and be back in a flash. .
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Excuse me. .
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Something up front, please,
near the casket.
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Caitlin, I know
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the competition is tough
this year,
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but, uh, you're definitely
a shoo-in for prom queen. .
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Where's the mayor? Is he okay? .
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He was a little rough
this morning,
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but I think
he's gonna pull through.
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I'm sorry, everybody.
I got stuck in traffic.
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I guess my dad's not
the only late Randall Winston. .
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Tough crowd. .
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Jeez, who died? .
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Well, it's good
to see you all here.
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I'm glad you all could make it.
Dad, don't get up. .
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Sir, with all due respect,
there are reporters here. .
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What the hell are you doin'?
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Mike, you told me to get
in touch with my feelings. .
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Yes, yes, with your feelings,
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not Jackie Mason's.
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I thought about it, Mike,
and the truth is,
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I feel a great sense of relief
now that he's gone.
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I'm happy! .
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The mayor is obviously
putting on a brave face. .
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So, please take a quick photo,
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and then please leave the mayor
alone to grieve in private.
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Your 8-ball was right.
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I told my mom she couldn't
stay at my apartment. .
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She was totally fine with it. .
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At your service, Nikki. .
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It's nice to finally
be respected for my wisdom. .
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Wisdom?! .
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You shook a toy!
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Nikki,
you can't possibly believe
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this thing has any power. .
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It's completely illogical. .
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Look, Spock...
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it worked for me. .
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Besides, you're obsessed
with horoscopes.
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I read horoscopes for a laugh. .
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Once again, you misinterpret
my intentions. .
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Ha! Just like an aries. .
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Hey, help me out. .
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My friend Judy just gave me
this hot stock tip,
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and I can't decide
whether to invest. .
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People, people, people! .
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You really want to base
important life decisions
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on a silly game? .
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Do we really want to base
important life decisions
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on a silly game? .
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"Yes." .
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Ha!
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James, I could've just
walked around the puddle. .
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Oh, please,
it's no problem at all. .
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Hey, Carter,
eyes off the prize.
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James, I'm gay. .
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Yeah, let's keep it that way.
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James, uh, we need to talk.
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I'm afraid you're
under the mistaken impression
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that we're dating. .
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The thing is...
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no, no, don't even say it. .
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Oh, man,
this is so embarrassing. .
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You know, I am such
a loser, loser, loser!
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James, you are taking this
the wrong way.
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I would love
to go out with you. .
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You would? .
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Yes, it's just that,
well, um... .
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We work together. .
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Oh, I understand. .
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Good. .
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Hey, sir? .
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Yes, James?
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I quit. .
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Uh, sir,
before we go in there,
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I wanted to speak to you
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about your inappropriate
behavior at your father's wake. .
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What did I do
that was so inappropriate? .
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You started a conga line.
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I'm just sayin', sir,
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that the public
is gonna expect you
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to show a little grief. .
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Well, I can't show
what I don't feel. .
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Come on, sir, he loved you. .
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This is the man
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who held you in his arms
when you were a baby,
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who sacrificed so much
for your future. .
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Now he's gone. .
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They're ready for you, sir. .
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Hello, kids! .
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Hello, Mr. mayor! .
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Well, to kick off
my "reading is fun" program,
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I am going to tell you
one of my favorite stories...
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"the happy bunny." .
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"One bright spring day,
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flippety flop, hippety hop
down happy Lane..."
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Oh, daddy! .
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It's all right, sir.
It's all right.
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I miss him so much.
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I know you do, sir.
I know you do.
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I said, "a little grief." .
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Okay, kids, uh,
back to the story.
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I'm never reading again! .
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Well, Tommy, Tommy, please,
don't blame reading. .
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The mayor is just sad
because... His dad died. .
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His daddy died? .
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Why'd he have to die?
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Oh, kids, kids, kids,
it's okay. .
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Listen... Everybody dies. .
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They do? They do?
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There he is.
There's my ray of sunshine. .
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So, you ready
to start a fresh new day?
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I'm thinking of painting
my office black. .
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Good. .
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You can have your meetings
in a hooded robe with a sickle. .
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Uh, sir, listen, uh... .
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How'd you feel if I set up
an appointment for you
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with my therapist? .
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Therapy's for the weak, Mike.
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I'm gonna gut this one out
myself...
255
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,523
a solitary warrior battling
in his own private hell.
256
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:43,227
10:00 is okay? .
257
00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:44,795
Yeah, great. .
258
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:49,400
Hey! Mr. mayor, sir! .
259
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,234
So, the old man's gone, huh? .
260
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,070
Kicked the oxygen habit. .
261
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:57,040
Moved to a pine condo, huh?
Up top, baby!
262
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:06,150
Paul... The mayor's sad now.
263
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:08,719
I cannot catch a break. .
264
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:18,395
My dad was always pushing me
to work, work, work. .
265
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:20,530
There was no time for any fun. .
266
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:22,967
He never even taught me
how to ride a bike. .
267
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,534
To save face,
268
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:29,407
I had to tell my classmates
I had hemorrhoids. .
269
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:33,110
So, you never confronted
your father about the bicycle? .
270
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:36,546
No. No one ever confronted
my father.
271
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,382
I see. .
272
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,217
Ooh, an "I see." .
273
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,618
This is good, sir. .
274
00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:44,021
This means something smart
is on the way. .
275
00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:46,924
Go. .
276
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:50,394
It's no wonder you're having
such a conflicted reaction
277
00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:53,030
to his passing because...
278
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,565
uh-oh. Chin stroke. .
279
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,335
He's gonna say
somethin' bad. Go. .
280
00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:00,638
Now he's crossing his arms. .
281
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:03,541
That means he's annoyed
at... Something.
282
00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:06,477
I'll shut up. .
283
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:07,978
What I was gonna say was,
284
00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:10,280
you're sad about losing
your father,
285
00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:12,516
but you can't help
feeling relieved
286
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,185
that you're now free
to be your own man.
287
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:17,955
I think you're right. .
288
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,089
Wow! .
289
00:14:19,123 --> 00:14:22,660
Hey, good work, doc. Thanks. .
290
00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:27,565
So, I'll see you tomorrow...
And Wednesday... .
291
00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:28,766
And Friday. .
292
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,200
There is one more thing. .
293
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:32,136
Many times, patients who have
294
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,872
dysfunctional relationships
with their fathers
295
00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:37,207
tend to seek out
similar relationships
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00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:38,643
in their adult lives.
297
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,879
That they do, doc. .
298
00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:44,514
That they do. .
299
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:47,417
Mr. mayor, is there anyone
in your life now
300
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,754
who you find
overly controlling? .
301
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,722
Alright, sir,
let's shake a leg. .
302
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:53,624
You got that lunch
at the Plaza. .
303
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:56,259
Someone who's manipulative? .
304
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:59,296
They got those apple tarts
you love. .
305
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,531
A person who's preventing you
306
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:05,035
from living
as a fully independent adult. .
307
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,638
Put a scarf on.
You don't want to get a chill. .
308
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,111
This guy's kind of a quack. .
309
00:15:18,683 --> 00:15:22,319
See ya Friday.
310
00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:23,954
James, we have to talk. .
311
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,757
You can't quit your job
because of me. .
312
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,059
Well, sure I can. .
313
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,327
Who needs money
when we've got our love? .
314
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,464
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. .
315
00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:34,732
And don't get me wrong,
316
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:36,434
there are gonna be
a few sacrifices. .
317
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,103
You are gonna have to lose
those high-flying outfits.
318
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:42,439
James, you don't understand.
319
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:46,143
I need my man to have a job. .
320
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:47,744
Whoa, whoa. .
321
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:50,114
First, you can't date me
because we work together,
322
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:52,382
now you're saying you can't
because we don't? .
323
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,383
That's right.
324
00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:55,786
I'm afraid
this relationship is over. .
325
00:15:55,820 --> 00:16:00,090
Oh, well... Fine. .
326
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,493
There hasn't been much of
a relationship lately, anyway.
327
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:05,996
I mean,
we haven't had sex in weeks.
328
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,599
James, we've never had sex. .
329
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,334
Are you sure?
330
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,872
Mike, we've gotta do something
about the mayor.
331
00:16:14,906 --> 00:16:17,041
I asked him to meet
with a campaign donor,
332
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:19,743
and he sent me this memo.
333
00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:22,279
"I'm not doin' it.
You can't make me.
334
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,681
I have hemorrhoids."
335
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:26,217
I'll talk to him.
336
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,952
.
337
00:16:28,986 --> 00:16:30,187
Sir?! .
338
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,957
Sir?! .
339
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,492
Sir, could you please
turn that noise down?
340
00:16:35,526 --> 00:16:37,995
.
341
00:16:38,029 --> 00:16:41,632
You never like my music! .
342
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,733
Sir, look...
343
00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:47,238
I understand
you've had a hard few days,
344
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:48,538
but we got a city... .
345
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,308
Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah...
346
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:54,011
will you stop doing that?! .
347
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:55,279
We've got a meeting
348
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:57,681
at the police commissioner's
office at 5:00! .
349
00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:58,716
You gotta be there. .
350
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,985
Don't you tell me
where I have to be.
351
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,553
I'm the mayor!
I decide where I have to be! .
352
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,222
You're not the boss of me! .
353
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,324
We got work to do.
We don't have time for this! .
354
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,759
Save it, dad! .
355
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:10,928
Don't you walk away from me. .
356
00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:13,164
Don't you walk away from me!
357
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,666
I'm not done...
358
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,167
uh, don't worry. .
359
00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:20,203
The mayor just needs
a little space. .
360
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,839
Think so? .
361
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,875
Oh, trust me, I know a thing
or two about relationships. .
362
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:25,942
Really? .
363
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:30,280
Because the word
around the office is that...
364
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:33,583
James dumped you.
365
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:36,086
I dumped him. .
366
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,155
Oh, word of advice...
367
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:40,858
you want to keep a man
like that,
368
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,494
you gotta put out. .
369
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,102
Oh, Mike. .
370
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,506
How'd you know to find me here? .
371
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,040
Come on, sir. .
372
00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:00,644
How long
have we worked together?
373
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,546
I called Lou. .
374
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,252
You know, my father used to
love the park
375
00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:10,854
this time of year. .
376
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:13,390
It's amazing, isn't it, sir? .
377
00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:14,858
A city this size,
378
00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:17,895
and there's still
a beautiful place
379
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:20,430
where people can come and... .
380
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:24,401
Oh, hey, hey, come on!
Knock it off, you three!
381
00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,574
I'm sorry I stormed out
on you earlier. .
382
00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:34,211
When you started talking,
all I heard was my dad. .
383
00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:35,546
You know what, sir?
384
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,382
I've been pushing you
way too hard. .
385
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,483
Oh, not at all. .
386
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,618
Because of the way
you push me,
387
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:43,287
I have accomplished things
388
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,522
I never thought
I was capable of. .
389
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,057
You know, it's funny. .
390
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,494
But I am 20 years your senior,
391
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:54,464
yet you've been like
a mentor to me. .
392
00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:58,402
Sir, you're like
a father to me. .
393
00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:03,139
Because I had sex
with your mother, right? .
394
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:13,684
No... Sir, but... but...
395
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:17,721
but that's a welcome addition
to any conversation. .
396
00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:19,889
All right, let's get back
to city hall. .
397
00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:21,959
Uh, you know what, sir?
Work can wait. .
398
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:24,194
Actually, I've got
a surprise for you. .
399
00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:25,963
All right, sir,
nice and easy, now. .
400
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,064
You can do it. .
401
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:28,631
Just like ridin' a bike. .
402
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,101
Pedal, pedal, pedal,
pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal! .
403
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:32,402
There you go, sir.
404
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,804
and you start movin'
your legs. .
405
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:37,107
All right, that's it,
that's it! .
406
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:38,107
Okay, Julia! .
407
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,943
Amazing, isn't it? .
408
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,747
How old's yours? .
409
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:45,616
Uh, 53. .
410
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:50,087
He'll be 54 in October. .
411
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:51,688
Yeah!
412
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,501
8-ball, should I have
a bite of pudding? .
413
00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:07,304
"It is certain." .
414
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:14,711
Should I have
another bite of pudding? .
415
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,880
"As I see it, yes." .
416
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,818
Should I have another bite...
417
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,353
oh, for the love of God,
eat the damn pudding! .
418
00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:26,823
Hey, Paul, I need to ask
the 8-ball a question. .
419
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,158
No, me first. .
420
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:30,560
All right, people, look.
This has gotta stop. .
421
00:20:30,594 --> 00:20:31,861
This thing is a fraud. .
422
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,231
It can only answer
"yes" or "no" questions. .
423
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:35,799
Well, ask it something like,
424
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,034
"what's the weather
gonna be like?" .
425
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:42,405
"Outlook hazy." .
426
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,142
Ooh! I should put the top up. .
427
00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:47,411
Maybe we should have
a little competition...
428
00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:49,079
Carter versus the 8-ball. .
429
00:20:49,113 --> 00:20:51,448
Give me a question. .
430
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,750
Should I eat this candy bar? .
431
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:57,054
You're allergic to chocolate.
You eat that, you'll break out.
432
00:20:57,088 --> 00:21:00,624
8-ball, should I eat
this candy bar? .
433
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:03,059
"Without a doubt." .
434
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:14,805
It's delicious!
435
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,506
8-ball! 8-ball! 8-ball!
436
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:17,507
8-ball! 8-ball! 8-ball!
437
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,144
- Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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