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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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My son? MAN ♪2: Yes?
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I know I may not have
always been the greatest father,
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but I always loved you. .
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Then why did you leave?
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One day, you'll understand. .
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It's dusty in here.
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My allergies are killin' me. .
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But you learned
that life is very complicated.
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Which one is the father?
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I think it's the tall one. .
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They're talking again, Mike. .
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Shh. .
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Remember, sir, we're just here
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to show our support
for Broadway.
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I can't get the candy open! .
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What?
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I don't know how much
more of this I can take. .
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Shh! .
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Just tune them out.
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I'm gonna open this
if it's the last thing I do!
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What the...
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there, was that so hard? .
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Now, the father's the one
that's dying,
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the one that he keeps calling
his son is his son!! .
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So, why don't you just sit there
and be quiet, you... .
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Geezers!! .
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Wait... I know you! .
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Aren't you...
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that's right, ma'am.
It's TV's dick van dyke. .
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Carry on.
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Where is Caitlin? .
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Was she out
with her ex-husband again? .
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This is really startin'
to affect her work. .
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You're right. She isnearly nine seconds late. .
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This is not about Caitlin
specifically. .
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It's just we're a team here,
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and if we're gonna win,
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we got to be here every day,
on time, ready to work. .
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Oh! Huge traffic jam!
I'm sorry I'm late. .
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Didn't notice, don't care. .
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Okay, next item...
city-hall tours. .
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Some visitors
have been complaining...
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finally! I've been
saying for months
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that those tour guides
are inept and misinformed.
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complaining about
a crazy black man...
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following them,
berating the tour guides. .
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And lastly, the mayor's
little blowup at the theater. .
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It seems he's outraged
local senior citizens' groups. .
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They're planning a march
on Broadway
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from 18th street
to 19th street. .
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You gave them one block? .
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It's all they asked for. .
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Well, that
and 300 porta-potties. .
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This is bad. Those old people
know how to rally. .
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They kept "murder, she wrote"
on the air for nine years.
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I've come up
with a plan to make amends.
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I did a little research. .
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The first woman to vote
in New York is still alive. .
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She's 107.
She was born in 1892. .
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The mayor's gonna honor her
tomorrow at a ceremony
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on live television. .
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My great-aunt alberta
was born in 1881. .
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Wow. That makes her... 119.
What's she doing now? .
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She's dead. .
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Thanks for bringing me down,
Nikki. .
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Okay, class dismissed. .
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Oh, morning, Mike.
Sorry I missed the meeting.
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I was having breakfast
with my mom. .
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Love, you forgot
your briefcase. .
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See you tonight.
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Did you know your mom
was an annoying British guy?
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Mike, I know
this must bother you. .
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Bother me?!
W-wh would it bother me? .
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Well, you know. .
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You and I have been
kind of flirting... .
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Hey, missy, listen...
I flirt with a lot of people. .
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Hey, janelle! .
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How 'bout some fries
with that shake, huh? .
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What did you say?
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I said... Uh... .
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Can I have some
fries and a shake? .
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A-and a burger. .
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F-for lunch,
if you're goin' out. .
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And if you're not,
y-you just keep that $50. .
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Hey. .
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Hey.
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James... Who was that? .
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Oh, I don't know his name. .
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You just said "hey" to him. .
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Yeah, that's been going on
for a few weeks now. .
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Pass each other in the hall,
he says, "hey," I say, "hey." .
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Sometimes we tilt our heads,
give a little eyebrow raise. .
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Wow. .
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Sounds fun. .
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. .
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You should
get yourself a "hey" guy. .
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Please! I barely have
enough time for Claudia! .
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That's it. .
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If anybody needs me,
I will be out of the office
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for the rest of the day. .
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Out of the office? .
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Sounds like my kind of project! .
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An apartment building
on 79th street
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is discriminating
against gay couples. .
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What can I do to help? .
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You can help me bust them
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by posing
as my gay live-in lover. .
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Gay live-in lover... .
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Work. .
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Let's get 'em, girlfriend!
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Caitlin! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where you going? .
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We were heading out to lunch. .
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No, no, no! You can't. Not now.
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I got a huge crisis in there.
I need you.
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I'll wait for you. .
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No, no, Trevor, listen...
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this is big.
This is big and huge. .
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This could take days, weeks,
maybe months. .
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You should go back
to your own country for a while.
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I'll call you. .
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This better be important! .
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Oh, it is.
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I'd like you
to meet miss Spencer. .
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She's New York's
oldest living voter. .
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And this was the emergency? .
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She's gonna cast
a symbolic vote
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for mayor Winston tomorrow
in a live televised ceremony. .
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Oh, I can't vote for the mayor. .
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Why not? .
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You don't have
one senior citizen working here
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at city hall. .
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So, why don't you
give her a job? .
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Oh, that's good. .
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No more lunches with Trevor
for you.
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I need you too much. .
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Just so we're clear,
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the two of us will be
living here together
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with all that that implies. .
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Of course. .
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It's a great space,
one of our larger two-bedrooms. .
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Two bedrooms! Of course,
we're only gonna be using one... .
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With all that that implies. .
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Yeah. I'm picking that up. .
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Well, everything
seems in order. .
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There is just one problem. .
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Here it comes. .
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There's only one key
to the laundry room. .
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Aha!! Bigots! .
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Bigots... Hardware,
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where I'm sure
I can get this key copied.
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Are you gonna get that?
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I don't trust
those contraptions.
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I'll tell you what...
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why don't you
go get me a cup of coffee? .
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Thank you. Janelle,
can you cover my phones? .
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Not unless there's
another $50 in it for me. .
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Just... just...
right over there. .
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Hey. .
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Hey. .
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Whoa. .
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What the hell are you doing? .
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What? .
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Oh! I took your advice.
I got myself a "hey" guy. .
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No, no. That's my "hey" guy. .
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You can't just steal
a guy's "hey" guy. .
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Why not? .
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Because it's just not done. .
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You get yourself
your own "hey" guy. .
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Look, don't blame meif you couldn't satisfy him. .
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The guy was looking
for a "hey"...
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I just gave it to him. .
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One last budget thing...
expense reports. .
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Under additional
office expenditures,
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Paul listed his groceries,
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his new bedroom furniture,
and a bikini wax. .
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All right, well,
no on the groceries,
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no on the furniture, and, uh... .
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Give him the bikini wax,
because, uh...
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I don't want
to have that conversation. .
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The pressroom is all set up
for the live broadcast. .
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They're ready for you
and miss Spencer. .
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Listen, I'm sorry
I had to reschedule this
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to coincide with your lunch
with Trevor. .
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Yeah, thanks to you,
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I've had to cancel
tw lunches in a row.
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I thought
you were okay with this. .
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Oh, yeah, I am.
Fine, fine, fine. .
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Date the Duke of dork. .
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One for me. .
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If you don't want
to have a mature,
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adult conversation
about this, that's fine. .
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You know what? Hey, listen...
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date him, marry him,
move to england. .
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Just don't drink the water. .
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That's Mexico. .
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Whatever. 2-zip.
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I am not gonna stoop
to your level. .
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Oh, 'cause you can't! .
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Pbht! .
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Son of a... that's 2-1. .
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Come on, let's go. .
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Where's miss Spencer? .
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She's not with you? .
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No, I sent her
for a cup of coffee,
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like, 10 minutes ago. .
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Last time I saw her,
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she was zipping
through the hallways. .
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Zipping? .
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Asleep on a chair
being dragged around
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by a mail cart. .
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And you didn't do anything?! .
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Already got my mail. .
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All right.
Well, let's not panic. .
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We find that cart,
we find miss Spencer. .
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There goes that theory. .
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Okay, janelle, call security.
Seal the building.
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Paul, distribute
miss Spencer's photo. .
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Shouldn't we call her parents?
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I don't know, James.
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I wouldn't want
to get her grounded. .
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What's all the commotion? .
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Oh, uh, sir,
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um, I don't know how
to break this to you,
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but, uh...
We lost miss Spencer.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, Mike. .
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We weren't that close. .
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N-no, sir,
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we just don't know
where she's gone. .
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She led a good life.
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I'm sure it's heaven. .
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Me too, sir. .
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So, how do we find
a 107-year-old woman?
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I say we bait her out. .
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Yeah, Paul. .
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We set up an early-bird buffet
and blast Lawrence Welk. .
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And I'll get some porno. .
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Old people love porno. .
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Maybe that's just my Nana. .
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All right, people,
we go live in half an hour. .
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Our fugitive's been on the run
for 15 minutes. .
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The average foot speed
of a 107-year-old woman
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is .003 Miles per hour.
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I want a hard-artery search
of every janitor closet,
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supply closet, lunchroom,
boardroom, pressroom. .
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Time is of the essence. .
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She's getting smaller
every second. .
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That's everything. .
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Hey, where's rags? .
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You packed rags?! .
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Don't worry,
I bubble-wrapped him. .
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Oh, there you are, puppy. .
253
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Look at this place! .
254
00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:54,104
It's great! .
255
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:55,673
Yeah. .
256
00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,541
Picture windows, oak molding. .
257
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,443
And the jets in the jacuzzi
258
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,312
are aimed
right where you want 'em. .
259
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:04,515
Can you believe they let us in?
It was so easy. .
260
00:13:04,549 --> 00:13:08,919
Yeah... A little too easy. .
261
00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:10,454
What are you talking about? .
262
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,289
They found out
I work for the city. .
263
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,325
They're renting us this
just to shut us up. .
264
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,327
We finally scored
a great apartment. .
265
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,496
Do you have to see a conspiracy
in everything? .
266
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:22,132
They got to you, didn't they? .
267
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,335
Hey! .
268
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:25,802
Hey! .
269
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,438
Hey! Hey! .
270
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:28,706
Hey! .
271
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:31,809
Hey! .
272
00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:32,910
Hey! .
273
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,614
Hey? .
274
00:13:37,648 --> 00:13:39,283
Hey! .
275
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:40,550
Hey! .
276
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:43,921
Hey. .
277
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,256
Hey! Hey! .
278
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,656
Hey! Hey! .
279
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:49,559
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! .
280
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:52,129
Miss Spencer is nowhere
in the building. .
281
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:53,497
Ah, well... .
282
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,932
We go live in 10 minutes. .
283
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:56,934
Any chance getting you
in a gray wig and...
284
00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:59,002
actually, you know,
the sweater works. .
285
00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:00,571
When we were dating,
286
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,240
you told me
this sweater was sexy. .
287
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:07,077
Yeah, when it was balled up
on my bedroom floor. .
288
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,845
So, I saw Trevor downstairs. .
289
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,382
Are you still trying
to break them up? .
290
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,384
Yes, and I think
I have something.
291
00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:14,751
I went online. .
292
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,920
It turns out,
when Trevor went to Oxford,
293
00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:19,056
he plagiarized
an entire paragraph
294
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:22,259
from his commencement speech
from Winston Churchill. .
295
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,794
Is caitie around? .
296
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,662
No, but can you come here? .
297
00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:27,131
Come on in. .
298
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,332
Sure. .
299
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:30,468
So, uh, mate... .
300
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:33,504
I know your secret. .
301
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:36,207
What are you talking about? .
302
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,475
Oh, come on, come on, come on,
303
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,377
don't play dumb with me.
304
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,079
Oxford, your speech. .
305
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,747
What about my speech? .
306
00:14:43,781 --> 00:14:45,683
Well, let's just say
it's a little...
307
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:47,784
oh, I don't know...
how should we put it...
308
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:49,220
borrow.
309
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,856
Michael,
you're embarrassing yourself. .
310
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:55,859
Caitie fancies me over you,
so you're grasping at straws. .
311
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,261
Fine, fine, fine. .
312
00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:58,929
Let's just see how caitie feels
313
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,898
when she finds out
that your speech...
314
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:04,635
Okay,
so the accent's a phony! .
315
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,703
You got me. I'm not English.
316
00:15:06,737 --> 00:15:09,540
I was gonna say,
"was plagiarized."
317
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:12,610
Oh, right, right. .
318
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,345
The speech! .
319
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:17,782
Bit of a sticky wicket,
that was...
320
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,883
bloody embarrassing. .
321
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:25,756
This is awesome!
322
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,925
You won't tell caitie? .
323
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,127
Hey, listen, Trevor,
your secret is safe with...
324
00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,497
Damn it! I almost got that out! .
325
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:43,106
Where's miss Spencer?
We're down to the wire here.
326
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:45,676
Mike, guess who I found? .
327
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,044
And she's alive. .
328
00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:49,647
Miss Spencer! .
329
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,549
Oh, thank God you're okay. .
330
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,385
Here's your coffee,
Mr. flemings. .
331
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:59,089
So I guess that "hey" guy
won't be around anymore. .
332
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,190
Yeah. .
333
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:02,526
The sad thing is, uh...
334
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,664
He was about
the best friend I ever had. .
335
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,034
Hey. .
336
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,506
Hey? .
337
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,241
Hey!
338
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,112
Hey! .
339
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:25,248
Hey. .
340
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:28,151
Hey! .
341
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:31,188
No, it just doesn't work. .
342
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:32,956
Welcome, everybody. .
343
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:36,360
We are here today to reach out
to senior-citizen voters
344
00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:39,863
by honoring the first woman ever
to have voted in New York City
345
00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:42,599
as she casts a symbolic vote
for Winston! .
346
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:50,407
At age 107,
here's miss saundra Spencer!
347
00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:12,296
.
348
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:20,937
There you have it,
ladies and gentlemen. .
349
00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:23,374
New York City's
oldest woman voter
350
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:26,076
casting her vote
for senator Winston.
351
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:32,082
Did I mention she's 107?
352
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,753
Mike...
353
00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:38,222
I wouldn't.
Caitlin and Trevor are in there.
354
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,257
I wonder how she's taking it. .
355
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,458
You ass!
356
00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:46,230
Better than I thought. .
357
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:48,332
Caitie, chill! .
358
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,167
Chill?! .
359
00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:51,701
Ugh! .
360
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:55,005
So, uh... Did you tell her yet? .
361
00:17:57,175 --> 00:18:00,311
And now Mike slides in
to pick up the pieces. .
362
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,414
And what a lot of pieces. .
363
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,850
Can you believe him? We were
married for three months,
364
00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:09,787
and the whole time
he was a fraud, a sham, a liar! .
365
00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:12,255
It's understandable
that you're mad right now.
366
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,425
I just want you to know
that if you need me,
367
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:16,760
I am here for you. .
368
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,965
Ugh! .
369
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:25,536
Actually, you know what?
I'll be out here for you.
370
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,511
.
371
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,423
I told you...
372
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,559
you leave the brie out,
this is what happens. .
373
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:50,594
This is all part
of my sting operation. .
374
00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:51,862
That building manager
375
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,030
may be able to stomach
one token gay couple,
376
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,932
but let's see him deal
with this. .
377
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,669
Mr. Heywood, may I have a word? .
378
00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:00,137
See? See? .
379
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:02,706
Let me guess... you have
a problem with this party. .
380
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,876
No, I got you another key
to the laundry room. .
381
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:11,415
And I love doing laundry
because I'm gay. .
382
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:13,817
Oh, my God! Flames! .
383
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,219
That's right, pal.
I'm flaming. Nice. .
384
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,855
No, fire! .
385
00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:19,390
Everybody out! .
386
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,358
We're already out, pal,
and proud of it!
387
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,728
Carter, the place is on fire!
Come on! .
388
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,364
No, no, no.
That's exactly what he wants.
389
00:19:27,398 --> 00:19:28,932
I'm staying right here.
390
00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:34,170
Oh, I think I made my point! .
391
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,614
This could be
another 15 minutes
392
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:46,083
before it's ready
to throw again.
393
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:47,685
I'm sorry about that. .
394
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,120
I-I was kind of upset earlier. .
395
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:51,722
But, uh, listen...
396
00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:54,124
now that you've, uh,
calmed down a little
397
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,293
and, uh, put Trevor
behind you,
398
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:59,263
maybe we could go out
and get some dinner.
399
00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:03,033
I haven't put Trevor behind me. .
400
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,301
Really? .
401
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,002
Where'd you put him? .
402
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,273
Look...
403
00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:13,176
he came to me,
and we had a long talk,
404
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,612
and he told me
that he felt terrible
405
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,280
about hurting me,
406
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:19,983
and it was all based
on insecurity. .
407
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:23,620
And in a weird way,
I actually feel closer to him. .
408
00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:31,094
All right...
let me get this straight. .
409
00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:36,299
The guy fakes an accent...
And you like him even more. .
410
00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:39,470
Yes.
411
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,706
Then there is
something I must be telling you. .
412
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,580
Hey, Stuart.
413
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:54,051
I just want to thank you
for saving rags from the fire. .
414
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:56,220
Saving him?
I was just using him
415
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,722
to shield my face
from the flames.
416
00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:00,190
I'm glad no one got hurt. .
417
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,494
It's amazing the fire department
got there so quickly. .
418
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,763
Yeah... A little too quickly. .
419
00:21:08,032 --> 00:21:10,868
Maybe they staged it
to get us out.
420
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,636
Carter, think about it. .
421
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,270
You started the fire. .
422
00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:16,273
Oh, they're good! .
423
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,143
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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