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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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He's a 54-year-old
father of one.
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Originally
from Fairfield, Connecticut,
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who currently lives
at Gracie mansion.
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Randall Winston, come on down!
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Nice game-show bit. .
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Thank you, Mike. .
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Keep that up, you'll be playing
the home version.
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Paul... .
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You got a little...
Little situation. .
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Shoot! .
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Now that you'll be running
for the senate,
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you'll be spending more time
campaigning. .
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Will the city's problems
be neglected? .
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No, I have complete
confidence in my staff. .
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There's no problem
these people can't solve. .
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Oh, sugar! .
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If you're elected to the senate,
is there anyone on your staff
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who you could see
as the next mayor? .
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Showtime.
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I have an incredible staff
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full of bright and talented
individuals. .
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But if you're asking,
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"is there one person
who could rise above the rest,
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grab the reins
of this great city?" .
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No.
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I've decided what I'm gonna do
with the money I won
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on "who wants to be
a millionaire."
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I have invested
in the world's first
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politically themed restaurant. .
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You wanna hear the best part?
It's called "wonk." .
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Wonk? .
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Wonk! .
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You know, like a policy expert. .
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Well, you obviously
didn't win that money
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on "who wants to staya millionaire."
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You know what would be great? .
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If you and I were to go
into business together. .
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Oh, wait. .
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You don't havea million dollars, do you? .
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Hey, Paul,
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are you absolutely, legally
bound to this? .
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Is there a loophole
or escape clause of any kind? .
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Why? .
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Because I think
you got a real winner here.
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I hear the mayor slammed you
at the press conference. .
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Can you believe that? .
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One of the first rules
of management
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is you don't crush the dreams
of those who work for you. .
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He didn't mention me, either. .
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Like you could be mayor.
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Caitlin
set me up on a campaign swing.
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I'm gonna be out of town
for a couple of days. .
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So you need someone on the staff
to rise above the others,
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grab the reins
of this great city? .
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Easy there, mussolini. .
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Here's a schedule. .
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So you got
doorman's union and amc. .
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What's amc? .
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Uh, agricultural
m-management commission. .
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Agricultural
management commission? .
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"All my children." .
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Hey, Nikki. .
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Hmm? .
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You wanna see some pictures
of me and Deirdre? .
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Sure.
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Stuart, you're both naked! .
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Why can't two people
in a committed relationship
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pose for some artistic
snapshots together? .
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You're at the dmv. .
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You know how long
they make you wait.
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Stuart! .
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Hey, Deirdre. .
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Are you showing naked pictures
of us around the office? .
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Yes. .
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Well, it's about time.
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Stuart...
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I wanted to tell you,
"good job last week
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on the mayor's
new business proposal."
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Stuart did a good job! .
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Yes, you did! Yes, you did! .
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All right, blondie, listen up,
here's the rules. .
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You stay away from my man,
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or you and I are gonna be
co-starring in a little play
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I like to call
"Deirdre, the prison guard." .
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No offense, but I'm not
interested in your man. .
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So why don't you just march
those $12 pumps
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back to the trailer park
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and whip up some dinner
for cousin dad?
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Ha. .
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Ha. .
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Ha.
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I like her. .
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But I have to be
out of that meeting by 11:00. .
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Mr. mayor, I just wanted
to re-reconfirm
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that you are coming
to the opening of wonk
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like you promised
because I have, like,
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a million dollars
riding on this. .
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Of course, Paul. You're a good
friend and a valued employee. .
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When is it? .
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Tomorrow night. .
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Can't make it. .
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But, sir...
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won't you let it drop, Paul?! .
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You wanted to see me? .
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Yeah, hang out for a minute. .
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Professor Flaherty will give a
seminar on how to be the mayor.
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James, you wanna send in
the doormen? .
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Thanks, Jerry. .
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Thanks, Bob. .
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Sure thing, Frank. .
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You have a good day now. .
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You too, Bob. .
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Gentlemen, please have a seat.
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I have to tell you,
I'm disappointed. .
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We're very busy here,
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and you can't keep running
to the mayor for arbitration
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every time your negotiations
reach an impasse. .
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Who are you?
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I'll have you know
I am the interim mayor. .
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You're an intern? .
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Interim. .
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So you don't get paid. .
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Of course I get paid. .
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You go back to college
in the fall. .
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No, I am the interim mayor.
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I am totally in charge
until the mayor gets back. .
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Fine,
then we'll come back later. .
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We're having the meeting now.
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I am the interim mayor! .
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You're gettin'
a little worked up here. .
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How 'bout if we just talk
to the deputy mayor? .
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That's me,
I'm the deputy mayor! .
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Sure you are.
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Carter, you wanna tell 'em? .
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He told me he was a Professor. .
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So the mayor can't make it.
What's the big deal? .
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It's a politically themed
restaurant. .
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It would be like opening Hooters
with flat-chested women. .
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Don't even joke about that.
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Paul, the mayor will come
some other night.
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I have been
in the restaurant business
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for well over three days now,
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and there's a couple of things
I've learned. .
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Number one...
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there are tremendous bargains
to be had
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at government meat auctions. .
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And two... in New York,
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if a restaurant
doesn't open big,
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it doesn't open at all.
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Paul, the army is here
with your meat. .
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The mayor never had a problem
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in giving us
our standard 5% bump. .
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You're not dealing
with the mayor. .
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Do we have to
go through this again? .
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You fellas got quite a list
of demands here. .
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Every year we deadlock
with the landlords' association. .
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The mayor rubber-stamps this. .
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We want increased medical
coverage and longer breaks. .
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Longer breaks. .
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You open doors. .
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Keep pushin' it, Flaherty. .
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You're gonna have a strike
on your hands. .
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A doorman's strike? .
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Who'll wear the funny
uniforms and not do anything? .
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That's it. We're outta here. .
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Let me get that for you. .
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Wait a minute. .
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How does
one of these bad boys work? .
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There you go! .
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This whole thing has made me
realize I could be mayor.
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I'm not a backup guy,
I'm a lead singer.
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I should be up front,
tight pants,
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gyrating my hips
as the crowd goes wild. .
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If that's all it takes,
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there's a bar in my neighborhood
where I was mayor last night. .
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Talk to the mayor
and get his endorsement.
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I don't need an endorsement. .
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All I gotta do
is float a rumor then deny it. .
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What good would that do? .
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That's how politics works.
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James, did you hear
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Carter is having an affair
with ed in the mail-room? .
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Really? .
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No, it's not true. .
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What's not true? .
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Carter's getting it on
with ed from the mail-room. .
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No, I'm not. .
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Yeah, he's getting it on
with ed in the mail-room. .
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Why do you think they call
it "the mail-room"? .
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For your information, I happen
to have a serious boyfriend. .
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We know... Slut. .
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You know what? .
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You... And you... .
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Virgin!
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Stuart... .
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Your girlfriend sent me
a candle as a peace offering. .
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You got the gift?! .
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Please tell me
it's not the blue candle. .
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No, it's pink. .
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Pink! I can't remember
what pink means, but it's bad. .
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You have such low self-esteem
that you can't grasp the fact
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that sometimes people
treat each other nicely
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not out of spite,
but out of respect. .
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I just remembered
what pink means. .
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This is so cool. .
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Before I answer any questions,
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I'd just like to clear the air
about something. .
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Despite what you may have heard,
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if... when the mayor
is elected to the senate,
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I will not, I repeat,
I will not be running
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for mayor of New York. .
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Do you have any comment on
the citywide doorman strike? .
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People, please.
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I can read between the lines. .
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Now, uh, I will not,
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repeat, not be launching
a mayoral campaign. .
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What about the doorman's strike,
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which has backed up
all package deliveries
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and gridlocked the city? .
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Do you know
that Carter's getting it on
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with ed in the mail-room? .
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Let me guess, Carter. .
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You got drunk last night
and logged on to Prada.Com. .
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Yeah, Mike,
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just because I'm gay,
I love Prada. .
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They have a web site? .
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The doormen are having
all of the packages
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delivered to their buildings
forwarded to you. .
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Do you want me to get
the doormen back? .
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If they think a few packages
are gonna cause me to back down,
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they are sadly mistaken. .
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See, this isn't gonna interrupt
my daily routine at all. .
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So, what's first
on the schedule, James? .
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Well, at 9:00, you're meeting
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with the society
for claustrophobia awareness. .
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We're gonna have to
reschedule that. .
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Listen, I'm flattered
you wanna be like me. .
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And I'm flattered
that you wanna be like me. .
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No, I am me. .
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You're just dressing
and acting like me.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to change back to who you are. .
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You change. .
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Me change? .
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Okay, you're dating Stuart.
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I assume you do things
for money. .
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What's it gonna take?
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I think you're just jealous
because I'm... .
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A better version of you. .
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You're not gonna get away
with this. .
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Mm-hmm.
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Caitlin,
lookin' good, sweetheart. .
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Hey, Carter,
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Paul asked me to perform
at the opening of wonk. .
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Check this out.
255
00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:59,110
I'm a master
of political impressions. .
256
00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:03,613
Ask not what
your country can do for you... .
257
00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:06,583
Ask what you can do
for your country.
258
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,954
Carter, who am I?
259
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,222
John f. Kennedy. .
260
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:13,156
Yes!
261
00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:15,358
James, that's not really
an impression. .
262
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:16,660
It's more of a quote. .
263
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,963
An impression
is when you replicate
264
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,864
someone's voice and mannerisms. .
265
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:22,332
For example... .
266
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:25,402
Float like
a butterfly, sting like a bee!
267
00:13:25,436 --> 00:13:29,440
Amelia earhart. .
268
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,341
It's Muhammad Ali.
269
00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:35,145
You're really good
at impressions. .
270
00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:39,249
Ladies and gentlemen,
my problems are solved! .
271
00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:41,485
You got the mayor
to come to your opening. .
272
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,854
No, but I got
the next best thing. .
273
00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:46,023
The city's top
Randall Winston impersonator. .
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00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,658
Come on out, Phil. .
275
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:49,493
Ha ha ha ha! Look at him...
276
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,328
same height, same weight,
everything. .
277
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:54,165
He comes to the opening tonight,
no one will be the wiser. .
278
00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:55,632
It's tonight?
279
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,367
I can't make it. .
280
00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:59,203
But you just said...
281
00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:01,806
will you let it drop, Paul?! .
282
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,976
No, the sewer workers
are not striking
283
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,978
in sympathy with the doormen. .
284
00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:09,580
Then why are they? .
285
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:12,616
Here's a shot in the dark...
286
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,152
they work in the sewer. .
287
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:17,688
The class with
the perfect attendance record
288
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,023
is here for their photo op. .
289
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:20,924
This is the third photo op
today.
290
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,693
I got a lot of work to do here. .
291
00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:24,028
Can we just cancel it? .
292
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:26,063
Sure thing, Mike. .
293
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,664
He's ready for you!
294
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,435
Hey, come on, come on. .
295
00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,237
Cut that out. .
296
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:36,907
You're not the real mayor. .
297
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,310
Hey, do you guys
wanna see the... .
298
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,212
Witch that lives in my desk? .
299
00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:44,081
Aaaah! .
300
00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,316
Aah!
301
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,923
Wow. First you sock it
to the friendly doormen,
302
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:56,160
and now you're cracking down
on cute little children. .
303
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:59,930
Well, kids have had it
too easy for too long. .
304
00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:03,734
Look, Mike, I know you're having
a lot of trouble here,
305
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,003
so if you need any help,
just ask. .
306
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,173
All right... I've made a career
307
00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:11,608
of helping politicians
project the right image,
308
00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:13,210
but if you
don't want my advice,
309
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,312
I certainly don't need
to give it to you. .
310
00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:19,516
Here's your problem. .
311
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,886
You think you're smarter
than everybody.
312
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,321
I'm sorry I had to drag that
out of you. .
313
00:15:24,355 --> 00:15:26,356
It's not that hard
314
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,060
to make people
feel good about themselves.
315
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,362
Mike, you are so charming,
316
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:35,933
and one of the smartest people
I've ever worked with. .
317
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:39,770
Well, hey, thank you. .
318
00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:42,272
See?
You lie right to their face. .
319
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,877
Nice blouse, janelle! .
320
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,712
Thanks!
321
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:06,596
Hello, and welcome to wonk,
where politics is delicious. .
322
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,299
Would you like a table? .
323
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,499
Right this way. .
324
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:11,701
Oh, you happen to be in luck. .
325
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:15,773
We have space
at the "John wilkes" booth. .
326
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,945
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen. .
327
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,948
That's a little something
I like to call
328
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:28,819
"let's filibust a move." .
329
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:32,689
And I bet you didn't know
I could rap. .
330
00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:35,926
Do you know you suck?! .
331
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,095
No, but if you get me
the sheet music,
332
00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,431
I'll have it for my next set.
I gotcha!
333
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:43,800
I'm gonna give myself
a little tip on that one.
334
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,476
Welcome to wonk.
335
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:56,146
I'm Martha,
your "first lady" of service. .
336
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,815
We have some "amendments"
to the menu,
337
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,685
but first, can I offer you
a "dawn's early light" beer? .
338
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,688
Or you can dodge the "draft"...
oh, screw it. .
339
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,123
Do you want a drink? .
340
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,461
How'd Paul get you to do this?
341
00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:12,596
I'd do anything for a friend. .
342
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:13,831
Well, in that case... .
343
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:21,071
I just thought I'd save us both
a little time.
344
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,775
Paul, I think somebody's
getting food poisoning
345
00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:27,277
from
the Barney Frank 'n' beans. .
346
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,279
Damn government meat! .
347
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:31,515
Oh, this is a disaster. .
348
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,618
The wheels are fallin' off. .
349
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,119
Come again! .
350
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:38,389
Tell your friends! .
351
00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:40,391
We can re-serve those fries. .
352
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,362
Listen, guys, I just want
to apologize for the other day,
353
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:46,563
and to tell you...
354
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:47,931
tell us what, Flaherty?
355
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,600
I can't believe I'm negotiating
356
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,237
with a guywho looks like cap'n crunc. .
357
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,841
You got something to say,
Flaherty? .
358
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,910
Yes, I do. .
359
00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:02,946
Come on,give these guys a complime. .
360
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,382
Pick something nice and say it. .
361
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:09,986
"Hey,look at those bedroom eyes"
362
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,589
that sends the wrong messa. .
363
00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:14,457
Okay, listen, you know,
364
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:17,594
sometimes I'll
come up to a door,
365
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:20,530
and it'll say "push,"
and I'll pull. .
366
00:18:20,564 --> 00:18:22,766
And it's at moments like that
367
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,270
that I wish I had
one of you guys around. .
368
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,608
What the hell was that? .
369
00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:34,478
Thanks, Flaherty.
We appreciate it. .
370
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:36,246
They bought that? .
371
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,114
Caitlin was right. .
372
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:42,185
People don't knowI think they're idiots! .
373
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,588
By the way, we know
you think we're idiots. .
374
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,392
We're gonna need
that apology again,
375
00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:50,360
this time on your knees. .
376
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:56,400
Yeah, right, I'm gonna get on my
knees in front of these morons. .
377
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:59,003
Did I just say that out lo? .
378
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,139
Here you go, Carter.
379
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,274
I know you ordered
regular scotch,
380
00:19:04,308 --> 00:19:05,876
but I got you some chivas. .
381
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,077
Oh, thanks, Paul. .
382
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,979
It's gonna cost you
a lot more... .
383
00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:10,713
And that's not really chivas.
384
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:12,082
Paul!
385
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,883
I'm losin' my shirt here,
Carter! .
386
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:16,353
Is it gonna kill you
to spend an extra 15 bucks?
387
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,857
Paul, I can make it after all!
When are you opening? .
388
00:19:20,891 --> 00:19:22,359
We are open, sir,
389
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:26,163
but nobody came because nobody
thought you'd be coming,
390
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,864
so I'll lose
my million dollars,
391
00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:30,000
which means
I still need my job,
392
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,936
which means I shouldn't be
yelling at my boss...
393
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,537
can I get you a chivas?! .
394
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:38,675
Sir, you finally made it
after all, huh? .
395
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:41,345
What are you eatin' there? .
396
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:44,147
The Barney Frank 'n' beans. .
397
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,949
It's delicious! .
398
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,819
How'd it go with the doormen? .
399
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,555
Oh, you didn't see the news? .
400
00:19:51,589 --> 00:19:52,623
No. .
401
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:55,158
Went great. .
402
00:19:55,193 --> 00:20:00,263
Actually, sir, the past 24 hours
have been a nightmare. .
403
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:02,866
The job requires
so much patience, diplomacy,
404
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,234
people skills.
405
00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:06,670
I just have
a newfound respect...
406
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,907
For who you are
as a politician...
407
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,078
And as a man.
408
00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:18,482
I just... I don't wanna get
emotional, sir,
409
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:21,418
but I just...
I really admire... .
410
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,654
And well, love you. .
411
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:27,524
Oh, Mike! .
412
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,194
It's all right, sir. I know.
413
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:45,576
Thank you so much! Thank you!
414
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:51,415
Ahhhhh! Ha ha ha! .
415
00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:53,317
Ahhh! .
416
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:56,420
This is a dream! .
417
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:04,260
That was a dream. .
418
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:07,230
Where do you want the meat?
419
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,504
I'll push it home. .
420
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,143
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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