All language subtitles for S04E19_track3_[und]

[intense music]

(Smith)
'Clark Kent is Superman.'

'Clark Kent is Superman.'

Clark Kent is Superman.

In a way...too perfect.

Monster?

No. Thing of beauty
like Superman.

But things of beauty
never last.

[laughs]

- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

What'd you find out
in Australia?

[sighs]
Plenty.

Leslie Luckaby
doesn't really exist.

So there's a chance
he is Lex Luthor Jr.

Yeah, what I could
come up with was this.

Leslie's life seemed
to start about five years ago.

Before that, it was
just blips and shadows.

Well, I've been
checking what happened

to all of Lex Luthor's
bank accounts.

- And?
- Frozen before his death.

With only one way
to access them.

- An heir.
- Yeah.

Oh, Clark, maybe we're wrong.

I mean, Lex wasn't old enough
to have a son Leslie's age.

Who knows how old Lex was?

The guy was
a master of deception.

I-I think the larger
question here is..

...if Leslie is the son..

...why's he lyin'?

And does he know
that you're Superman

like his father did?

And what does he want?

I'll tell you what I want,
I want action!

Superman's been in Australia.

He's been asking
questions about me.

When do we get rid of him?

That was never
part of the plan.

It should be.

No. No.

The plan
is far more elegant.

Superman is going to become

an employee of LexCorp.

And you..

You are going
to marry Lois Lane.

[theme music]

[music continues]

Lois, here's that LexCorp
research you asked for.

A lot of money changin' hands.

Oh, there sure is.

Uh-oh.

[chuckles]
The world's most romantic
husband strikes again.

He's the best.

Hey, do me a favor.
Call this lawyer in Washington.

See if he minds me
asking a few questions.

Got it.

[dramatic music]

Well, I'll tell you,
this is a first for me.

Not only do I get
a good news headline

but it's about my new boss.

Phone company gives
rate break first in 20 years

thanks to new owner Luckaby.

I know,
I was pretty shocked

to see the hikes LexTel
made over the years.

You were shocked?

Every time I'd get
that phone bill

I'm looking in there
for a ransom note.

Oh, Lois, honey, can you take
the story on this phone thing?

Sounds like Leslie here

has got lots of plans
for his company.

I'll bet he does.

Lovely. From an admirer?

So when do you want
to do the interview?

Now? Step into
my temporary office.

Is this tension
I'm picking up?

You're not still angry with me?

To tell you the truth,
I don't know what I am

other than a reporter
who's been assigned a story.

Really? At the very least,
I thought we were friends.

W-what are you doing here?

(Smith)
'It's your new suit, sir.'

I told the tailor
that he'd not get a cent

until you personally
approved it.

- I'm sure it's fine.
- Oh..

It's a masterpiece, sir.

Miss Lane..

...look at this workmanship.

It's very nice.

Feel the fabric, Miss Lane.

It's a beauty.

[device buzzing]

Miss Lane doesn't want
to feel the fabric.

Miss Lane and I
wish to be left alone.

Very well, sir.

As you...wish.

I just feel a thing of beauty..

'...deserves to be admired.'

That'll be all, Mr. Smith.

[intense music]

[distorted]
Well, now, where were we?

Could we finish
this later, Leslie?

[music continues]

- Hey, you.
- Hi.

Oh, guess what.

Seven of Lex Luthor's
major cash accounts

have been accessed
by an heir.

Was it Leslie?

I don't know.

Let's ask him.

Oh, by the way, thanks.

You're welcome.
For what?

The rose.

I didn't get you a rose.

Oh.

You know, I think
this would be

an excellent time
to confront Leslie.

[traffic bustling]

[explosion]

There's been an explosion.

Don't do anything
till I get back.

[dramatic music]

[siren wailing]

- Is anyone..
- They didn't make it.

- What did it, Superman?
- All I could find was this.

Oh, oh, you're not leaving?

- Afraid so. Late for lunch.
- What about the interview?

Uh, we hardworking reporters,
we have deadlines.

Well, I suppose
I could be a little later.

[chuckles]

- Dr. Klein..
- Whatever it is, Superman..

It'll have to wait, I'm sorry

but I'm catching
a plane to Barbados.

It's very important. There was
an explosion downtown.

Did you know that between
you and Lois and Clark

and this lab, I haven't had
a vacation in five years?

This shouldn't take too long.

It-it's a mechanism
from the explosive.

There's something else
that I haven't done in..

Well, not quite five years,
but close.

- Uh-huh.
- Her name is Carolyn.

I met her at
a Chemical Weapons Seminar.

Dr. Klein, lives
are at risk here--

She is waiting for me..

...right now,
in a shack on the beach.

She's a Particle Physicist
from MIT, she's 25.

And she thinks I'm a God.

If you could just
take a look at this.

It's incredibly sophisticated.

I've never seen
anything quite like it.

A God.

She actually e-mailed
those words into my hard drive

so.. A Nelberg processor.

Hmm, look at that.

Where did he get a Nelberg?
Those are highly classified.

Listen, um, I could
fly your friend up.

She could spend
a couple of days in Metropolis.

And then when you're done

I could fly the both of you
down to the islands.

No charge, myself.

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah,
that-that would be wonderful.

Listen, let me just run a couple
of tests on this thing, huh?

Great.
Tests. Perfect.

Oh-oh, speaking of tests,
the ones we ran on you

the first batch
of results came in

and, uh...I must say,
looks encouraging.

Great, so then
it seems like it..

it's possible for me
to have children?

Well, there is one last test
I need to run.

It'll only take a moment.

Great, can we do it
right now?

Well, right. Yeah.

Uh, o-okay.

Well, then why don't you
just, uh, step down the hall

into that little room, and
we'll, uh, we'll go from there.

Which little room?

Uh, that little room there.

- Uh, just me?
- Just you.

- Alone?
- Alone.

- What's in the room?
- Nothing's in the room.

- Nothing?
- No.

Alright, a couple of magazines.

Oh, okay.

I don't-I don't understand.

What exactly is supposed
to happen in there?

Oh, God, I could be
on a plane right now.

Well, I don't mean to be
evasive about my background.

I'm just a very
private person.

Private is one thing.

A life that only starts
five years ago is another.

Well, we all have secrets,
don't we?

This is about you, Leslie.

We both know
what this is about.

You're so smart, Lois.

'I knew the minute we met
you'd figure it out.'

'I just didn't know
it'd be this fast.'

Figure out your real name,
you mean?

- Lex..
- Luthor Jr.

It's, uh..

...even a little hard
for me to say.

Must not be much fun to hear.

What do you want here?

Why have you lied
to everyone?

I didn't see much
of my father growing up.

I was raised and educated
behind high walls

where my father
visited me once..

...just once.

And he'd ask me "Do you believe
the sins of the father

are visited upon the son?"

I told him I didn't know.

And he said, "You better hope
not, for your sake."

Then he smiled.

That was the last time
I ever saw him.

I'm not my father, Lois.

Well, you have
a lot in common.

An elastic
sense of truth, for one.

I'll tell the world who I am
now, if that's what you want.

And finish
what I came here to do.

Which is what?

Make up for everything he did

to the world and to you.

Lois, I didn't choose my name,
my father or..

[sighs]
...the life he left me.

'I wanna do good.'

And I want you...to know

how much I need
your understanding.

This is news, Leslie.

Big news.

But if you want us to wait,
so you can

put it into your own words,
we will.

- Thank you.
- One last thing.

Don't give me flowers.

It upsets me.
It upsets my husband.

- Flowers?
- The rose on my desk.

I didn't send you
a rose, Lois.

Don't give her roses,
it upsets her.

Upsets her or you?

You're getting carried away
with your play-acting.

Nice performance just now,
by the way.

Lois seemed suitably moved.

How do you know?
You weren't even there.

Oh, I was there.

I don't understand.

You'll be getting a call
from the authorities.

I blew up a building
this afternoon.

What?

I murdered several
of LexCorp's employees

and the union leaders
they were meeting secretly with.

'No more of this nonsense
about LexCorp going union.'

But of course, you'll publicly
say what a tragedy it all is.

I'll write it all down
for you, don't worry.

What's all this?

This is the way in which
I was able to know

everything you said
to Lois upstairs.

Watch.

[machine whirring]

This is a neural scanner.

Every person's brain gives off
a kind of frequency.

It's like each of us
is broadcasting

sound and pictures.

This specifically
locks on to the frequency

of those sounds and pictures.

And this..

'...shows us
what's being beamed out.'

I scanned Lois
and locked into her.

You mean this..

We're looking at..

The world, as seen
and heard by Lois Lane.

[dramatic music]

I don't believe it.

Oh, and I saw Dr. Klein

for some more
of those tests today.

Oh, good.
When do we find out?

Few days.

These, uh, pieces here
are starting to fit.

Lex Luthor Jr.
was born in Hong Kong.

Mother died in childbirth.

Lex Sr. sent him to Australia

where not another living soul
has seen him since.

Wow, I don't know.

Can't help
feeling sorry for him.

I've got this feeling
there's something else

going on here.

It's a feeling deep
in the pit of my stomach.

'I used to get it
when Lex would smile.'

She is an incredible woman,
isn't she?

Oh, yes.

- She is that.
- Hm.

I must admit..

...at first,
I didn't like her very much.

- But now I think--
- What?

I think I've never felt
quite this way about a woman.

Can't tell you how much
I'm looking forward to marriage.

Listen to me.

You are a lucky man.

Lucky I found you
bussing tables at that cafe

hoping for an acting break.

Lucky I educated
and trained you.

Lucky I handed you the world's
most powerful corporation.

Fine, t-take it easy.

Let us be clear
with one another

so the lines of truth
and fiction don't blur

and cause your luck
to change.

You pretend to love Lois lane.

I am in love with Lois lane.

You play Lex Luthor Jr.

I am Lex Luthor Jr.

Never forget that.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

(Leslie)
'My God, the way
you're inside her.'

It's the only time
you seem halfway human.

Aren't you late
for a facial?

You can make fun of me
all you want.

Call me lucky, whatever.

But, uh..

'...check out your competition.'

(Smith)
My last name is Luthor.'

I have no competition.

What I have is...power.

And good thing.

Look in a mirror
one of these days.

You forget your place,
Busboy.

No, you forget yours.

I have had it with you
ordering me around.

I am not your employee anymore.

- I'm your partner.
- Really?

(Leslie)
'We may know you're really
Lex Jr.'

But no one else does,
and they won't.

Because I finally realized
that you can't exist up there.

You're, uh..

...too hideous,
too terrified.

'You can only
experience life through me.'

Well..

...you'll experience it
to the hilt

because that's what
I'll be doing.

Enjoy the ride

but don't
order me around anymore.

[dramatic music]

(Leslie)
I'd like to introduce myself.

My name is Lex Luthor Jr.

[camera shutter clicking]

[indistinct chatter]

Funny, I thought that would be
much harder to say.

In fact, it feels like
a weight being lifted.

Like light being let
into a dark place.

'But there's a reason
Shakespeare wrote'

"This above all else
to thine own self be true."

Just hate that Shakespeare guy,
he's always right.

[laughing]

[clapping]

I present to you..

'...Luthor Tower.'

[applause]

Today we start a new age.

The name Luthor no longer
synonymous with greed.

In addition to the already
announced phone-rate rollbacks

my utility companies
will be cutting

'all power and water bills
by one-third.'

[applause]

'But of course,
this is just the beginning.'

And money
is the least of the debt

my family owes
to the citizens of Metropolis.

From this moment on,
everything I do will prove that.

Well, whatever his name is

he certainly knows
how to work a crowd.

Ah. Can't quite get
my head around this.

Lex Luthor's son.

You can't get
your head around it.

Yeah, but listen
to these people.

He-he's got something
they like.

It's money,
he's throwing it at 'em.

But you're not buying.

- You are?
- Clark Kent.

(Jimmy)
'Guys, it's like he said.'

It's not his fault
who his father was.

I say give him a chance.

Thank you. Detective Henderson.

They've ID'd two of the bodies
from the blast site.

'Both Metro Union officials.'

And the other two?

They're still...putting
the pieces together.

Ah, Judas Priest.

Alright, uh, we'll see you
back at the factory.

(Leslie)
Lois, Clark.

You know, we never did
get around to that interview.

Well, I guess we could
hear your plans for LexCorp.

(Leslie)
It got to be like a nightmare.

Everywhere I'd go, the second
people heard my name

there'd be this look,
fear, hate.

So one day, I just
gave another name.

No reaction.

It was like a game at first
but I felt...I don't know

'like I was getting
a whole new start.'

I'll say this for him,
he knows the script.

(Clark)
'So now you're rebuilding
your father's empire'

essentially using the money
and the resources

that he made criminally--

To serve all people,
yes, Clark.

You've hit
the essence of my goal.

There's still the question
of the missing years

'in your background.'

Yes.

Do you care to fill us in?

Well, it's all very simple.

You see, I'm a Masai Warrior.

- Pardon?
- Masai Warrior?

Good God, he's off the script.

You know, the African tribe.

[laughing]
Yes, we-we know the tribe.

Just, uh, you don't seem
to fit the typical..

...membership profile.

I don't like
to talk about it much.

They're a people I feel a great
and powerful kinship with.

Don't you have to kill a lion
with your bare hands

to be one of those guys?

[sighs]
Ah, yes.

Y-you did this?

It's a powerful
and cleansing experience.

Oh, my God.
No! No! No!

You idiot.
Shut up.

And it taught me,
feel...the moment.

You're losing sight
of our objective.

Lois.

'Lois Lane.'

Don't speak, don't move.

'Only you can hear me.'

I see everything you see,
hear everything you hear.

They're nomadic?

No, they move around a lot.

[laughing]

- Honey, you okay?
- What?

(Smith)
'Tell him you're fine.'

Or I tell the world
he's Superman.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

'Tell him you have to go.'

Tell him you have a headache.

No.

Ohh!

Yes.

[beeping]

Lois, are you okay?

The pain can be much worse..

...and it can last far longer.

It can also kill you.

'Don't make me
punish you, Lois.'

[groans]

Stand up.

I, uh..

I-I just got a headache.

Okay, uh, then we'll go.

No, tell him you need
to go home and lie down.

No, uh..

...it's okay, Clark.

I just, uh, need
to go home and lie down.

Honey, are you,
are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, you just
finish up with Lex.

[door closes]

[dramatic music]

Are you still there?

I'm here, Lois.

Oh..

[door opens]

What did you do to her?

Because of your
arrogant recklessness

I have to make my move now

'so they don't find out
that you're nothing'

but an ego-driven

imbecilic impostor
who can't stick

'to a well-written script.'

And in case I didn't
make it clear the last time

do not, for a single moment

think that your marriage to Lois
is anything but a performance.

She's mine.

Don't threaten me.

You need me.

I'm you.

I don't need anyone.

And if you want me
to prove that..

...keep pushing.

Now...do what
you were hired to do.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, my God,
I'm going nuts.

(Smith)
'No, Lois.'

'I'm sorry,
I frightened you.'

And I'm sorry
I had to hurt you.

It is my fondest hope
that from this moment on

our relationship will be
the definition of serenity.

What do you want?

'I want a great deal.'

But I'm also prepared
to give a great deal.

Look, if you're
trying to bully me

you picked the wrong girl.

I picked the smartest, most
beautiful woman in the world.

You also picked somebody
who doesn't like

being told what to do.

Believe me,
I've taken that into account.

[device buzzing]

[screams]

(Lois)
'Aah!'

[rapid beeping]

(Smith)
'The pain is unbearable,
isn't it, Lois?'

It's unbearable for me
to see you like this.

- That's enough.
- Lois..

The only reality
for you now is my voice..

Cut it out.

This pain..

...and its relief.

[panting]

Now, stand up and do

exactly what I tell you
when Clark walks in.

Lois?

Lois?

Oh, there you are.

'How you feeling,
any better?'

Clark, I-I have something
to tell you.

Sure.

Are you going somewhere?

Our marriage isn't working.

What?

I'm leaving you.

I want a divorce.

[intense music]

Lois, what's going on?

I said our marriage
isn't working.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

'But you're not walking out
that door without telling me.'

Oh, this is magnificent.

My father only dreamt
of a moment like this.

(Clark)
'Something is going on here.'

I don't what it is,
but something is.

It's very simple, Clark.

I told you
I'm not happy.

[sighs]
So...you don't love me?

(Smith)
'No.'

- No, I don't.
- Good, Lois.

Very good.

I know that was
difficult for you.

But his pain is as
important to me as yours.

[dramatic music]

Now, go to the door

'open it'

and tell him..

Clark..

(Lois)
'...don't you or Superman
follow me.'

I mean it.

If you do,
you'll never see me again.

[intense music]

- Jimmy, has Lois been here?
- Uh, no.

Where's Leslie or Lex,
whatever his name is?

Uh, C.K., I don't know
what's goin' on..

- But I'm really sorry.
- Clark!

(Perry)
'What the Sam Hill
is going on?'

Leslie, uh, Lex..

...he was just here,
he cleaned out Lois' desk.

Said, uh..

...that she was leaving you.

- Did he?
- Yeah, yeah, he did, son.

And he said that, uh..

...that she was going
to marry...him.

C.K., phone for you.

- Hello.
- Clark.

I'm trying
to reach Superman.

I can get a message to him,
Dr. Klein.

Well, first of all,
I'm-I'm so grateful

he brought Carolyn up,
she's, uh

she's been a huge help
in all of this.

That's great. Yeah.

(Bernard)
'I think you want the inducer
coil, Pumpkin.'

Thanks, honeybunch.

Dr. Klein, please.

Oh, sorry, uh, well

this is a pretty complex
little device he brought me.

It receives a signal
telling it to, uh

set off the explosive.

It also sends signals back

uh, acknowledging
the instructions.

I, I'll have Superman call you
as soon as I can find him.

'Oh, so what I'm saying is'

that if I can get this thing
to transmit a-a signal

it's possible
he could trace it back

to whoever set off the bomb.

Well, that's great.

Okay, thank you very much.

Jimmy, Jimmy,
did Inspector Henderson

ID'd those other bodies
from that explosion?

Uh, yeah, some supervisors
from the LexCorp factory.

Meeting with union leaders,
probably to unionize LexCorp.

Maybe somebody didn't want
that to happen.

Like Lex Luthor Jr.

- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna find Lois.

Look, call Dr. Klein
and tell him that I wanna know

the second that that
transmitter's working.

Okay.

[cork pops]

It doesn't get any more
romantic than this, Lois.

I bought out the whole place..

...for us.

- Impressed?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- I'm glad you like it.

I live to make you happy,
you know that.

[instrumental music]

That's our song.

[music continues]

Dance?

Go to hell.

Aah!

[buzzing]

[groans]

Say "Yes, I'd love to."

Yes..

[buzzing continues]

...I'd love to.

[music continues]

What a perfect evening.

Just the way
I always pictured it.

Do you realize we're
a king and queen?

We have an empire
at our feet.

We have resources
without limit

our lives bounded

'only by our imaginations.'

Yes, I'm..

...beginning to see it.

It sounds wonderful.

I wish to God you'd say
those words to me and mean them.

Stick to the script.

Stick to the script.

I promise you a romance
unrivaled by any in history.

No God ever had
a more exalted place

than yours in my heart.

Say you love me.

I..

Say it, Lois.

- I..
- Say it!

- No!
- Oh, the hell with this!

[grunts]

[yells]

Did he tell you to do that?

No, that was all me.

Bring me back
to the master at once.

Bring me back
to the master at once.

Enough of this.

Do it!

[screaming]

[buzzing]

[Lois groaning]

[siren wailing]

Alright, stop.

[buzzing continues]

No more.

[dramatic music]

So you see, my dear,
I am actually Lex Jr.

I thought a more
presentable version of myself

might be appealing to you.

But, clearly,
this is not working.

Let her go.

You couldn't just say your lines
and collect your check.

You had to want her
for yourself.

- You would have killed her.
- 'Oh!'

"One must prepare
to risk everything"

daddy always said.

Why do you want me?

You can force me to say things
but you know I don't mean them.

But I believe things can change.

And after years without
sunlight or..

....human contact..

...even I may look good.

What are you talking about?

The plan has changed.

If I can't live up there,
she'll live down here.

'The empire will be
headquartered here.'

And I shall rule
by memoranda.

And you?

You...are...dismissed.

Okay.

Okay, uh..

This just got
way out of hand.

(Leslie)
'Not so tough without
this thing, are you?'

'Can't make her whimper
and whisper'

sweet nothings into your ear.

Give it to me.

Come on, tough guy,
come on.

How about this?

How about we let her choose?

'Lois, w-which one of us
do you like better?'

No, I'll make it easier.

Which one of us
doesn't make you

want to sprint
to the toilet?

You ugly, revolting,
rotting cadaver.

Now, you might
as well let her go.

Your big ace in the hole

is about to flow
into the sewer.

Give it to me.

Shoot me...and it's gone.

I'm gambling you're
as empty and cowardly

as I think you are..

'...busboy.'

[intense music]

Okay, okay,
d-don't shoot.

[gunshot]

[splashes]

Good help is so hard
to find.

[instrumental music]

My Lois.

Don't do that.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

I must learn to be gentle.

I will...over time.

Lois, I can't bear
this silence.

Tell me what you
want me to say.

Isn't that how it works?

Oh.

You mean..

...this?

[clatters]

Tell me what you're thinking.

The truth...without reprisal.

I was thinking..

My God,
what did he do to you?

- Who?
- 'Your father.'

To turn you into this.

I was a bitter disappointment
for my father.

I was raised alone
in shadows.

But I'm not alone anymore.

You'll always be alone.

Don't waste your
energy hating me.

I don't hate you.

I feel sorry for you.

Like your father,
you want everything

and can give nothing.

That is what
being alone is.

I could learn
to love you.

You could teach me.

I can't teach you
to love.

- I don't love you.
- Stop it.

You've wasted all this time

thinking it's your looks
that have ruined your life.

But it's not your looks,
it's your soul.

- It doesn't exist.
- Stop it!

You're a monster.

'Lex..'

...the most I could ever do
is pity you.

[opera music]

[glass shatters]

Is the transmitter working?

Yeah, well, I hope so.

I just have to solder
these two wires.

Uh, pumpkin, would you get me
the soldering iron?

Sure.

Here.

Alright. Here it goes.

[transmitter buzzing]

Well?

Nothing, I don't understand.

Doc, Lois Lane's life
depends on this.

Oh, honey, look.

The oscillating transponder,
its polarity is reversed.

[device beeping]

- Is she great?
- Uh, she's fantastic.

- Can-can we, uh..
- Oh, yeah.

[device beeping]

Latitude, 47.55

longitude, 38.69.

That's right under
The Daily Planet.

Clark.

Oh, Clark..

[wall crumbles]

Clark.

Are you okay?

Smith is really Lex Luthor,
not Leslie.

He's controlling my mind
with some sort of device.

It's here somewhere.

(Lex Jr.)
'This what you're looking for?'

Don't even think about
taking her out of here.

[screams]

- Stop! Stop!
- Absolutely.

'But remember, I can kill her
in an instant.'

Well, Lois in my power.

Superman held at bay.

'And the reason I'll succeed'

'where my father failed
is backup.'

If one system doesn't stop you,
the other will.

A force field.

If a hand so much
as touches it

a bomb will explode

destroying everyone
in the streets above.

Well, wouldn't your father
be proud.

His son turned out to be as sick
and deranged as he was.

[laughs]
Thank you.

What is it that you want?
Junior.

You, as my employee.

'You'll help rebuild LexCorp.'

You'll take out my enemies

or my garbage,
whichever I want.

'You'll do anything I ask'

'because you're cursed
with a flaw I don't have.'

You can love.

- And you love her.
- I do.

I love her enough to know

that she could never
exist like this.

But she will.
You both will.

No...it ends here.

You think she'd be
better off dead?

[dramatic music]

Lois...I think you know
what I am about to do.

Yeah. I think I do.

What's going on?

Look, I'm warning you,
alright, enough of this!

What have you done?

It's over.

Are you insane?
You killed her.

She'd rather die than live
her life as your prisoner.

And so would I.

'Oh, no..'

...you're not gonna die.

You'll live
with the deaths of everyone

above us on your hands.

[grunting]

As long as
I don't touch you

the bomb doesn't go off.

Do I get the rules?

And let's see where
it's all controlled from.

[pounding]

Stop!

[crackling]

I'll set it off myself!

[dramatic music]

Get her out of here,
Superman.

Let me just disarm the..

No!

Lois.

[explosion]

[people screaming]

[rumbling]

[intense music]

[indistinct shouting]

[grunting]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

Well, at least we know what
tonight's headline is gonna be.

Huh, okay, Lois,
here we go.

[instrumental music]

Come on, Lois,
we've done this before.

Lois?

Lois?

[dramatic music]

Come on, breathe.

Breathe.

[gasps]

[groans]

Did it.. Did it..

It worked.

It's over.
It's over.

How you feeling?

- Better.
- Hm.

Well, you just stay put.

I told Perry
we're taking the day off.

It looks like they got the paper
printed without us.

Can I make you breakfast
or anything?

Well..

No, actually,
I think I need you

to warm me up some more.

Okay.

You know, every time I think
there is nothing more

that could possibly
happen to us..

[chuckles]
I know.

[sighs]
I'm not gonna
fight it anymore. That's us.

Our lives are just..

What? Weird?

[chuckles]

No.

Alright, come on.
Our lives are just..

Oh, what's the word
I'm searching for?

- 'Help! Superman!'
- Oh, I know.

Um, I gotta go,
someone's in trouble.

[sighs]

Perfect.

[theme music]