All language subtitles for Robert Altman - Images - English with German Subs

In Search of Unicorns.

A Book for Children.

Chapter 1.

All in a night, spring came

rushing from beyond
the ends of the Earth

and spilling out all over Umbany

its sack full of colors

and buds and birds' eggs

snails and tadpoles,

rainbows and newborn animals.

Bees hummed,

mammoths gamboled,

meadows rang
with the plighting of troths,

and deep in his ancestral cave

Hero Fairbeard Frisky,

Lord of all Ums,

snored and grunted,

stirred and groaned,

and got out of bed the wrong side.

Fiddle-fuddle, Um.

A thousand spitting curses!

Cathryn...

Una stared at the carved,
curving creature.

Delicate, questing, perfect.

With arched neck
and a single slender horn.

Syr Frisky, she cried.
Syr Frisky, what was it?

What did I see?

Hero stared back.

Why, a unicorn.

Una was trembling like an aspen,

pale as a unicorn herself.

Straight past his nose
zoomed seven enormous butterflies

with eyes like stars
and bright blue wings,

and each one was humming.

And then Hero started to tremble...

for it seemed to be him
who was humming.

Not with his usual tuneless hum,

but a butterfly's humming,

just as if one
had flown down his throat.

The stone circle
was shrouded in stillness.

There was no whisker of wind
but the holy tree swayed and tossed,

as if in the grip
of some terrible storm.

Deep sobbing poured from its trunk,

as though some locked creature
was struggling to escape.

It was raining.
A sudden, torrential downpour.

Snug in Rose Nest
with all the blinds pulled down,

Amberlash was cozily
entertaining Eggbert to tea.

This lovely weather should hold,
shouldn't it, Eggbert, darling?

No one could catch cold,
not seriously.

I mean, die of pneumonia,
out tonight.

Cathryn.

In the pit, the water rose
round Una's ankles,

creeping up about her knees.

Oh, bother. Blast! she sobbed.

I bet I'll drown.

Suddenly, the sounds of something
came crashing through the forest,

nearer and nearer.
Several somethings.

And then she heard
the snorkeling trumpeting.

Hero! Hero!
Help, help! Get me out!

In a flash, the Lord of Umbany
was off his steed,

leaning over the edge of the pit,

stretching a long arm down
in the pouring rain.

It's no good, Una sobbed.

I can't see anything,

not even your hands.

I'm too deep.

- Hello?
- Cathryn?

- Hmm.
- It's Joan. Can you talk?

Hmm.

Hey, you sound different.
Are you all right?

Yeah. Fine.

You didn't sound like yourself.

Must be the connection.
You know what just happened?

That son of a bitch
called me just now.

He wants me to pay some
goddamn percentage of last year's taxes

because we were legally
community property then,

or some such bullshit.

Oh, God.

Well, yeah. I had a date
with this guy Howard.

You don't know him.

I only met him last week
at some party or other.

Anyway, he was sitting right here

and I broke down and just cried

and hung up on him.

Then I made a damn fool
out of myself with Howard.

Told him to leave,
that I couldn't go out.

And he... Ouch! God... damn it!

That cat!

Well, he just stepped right
on my boob.

That hurts.

Joan?

Hello?

Joan, is that you?

No. Who did you want?

I was talking to Joan.

Is that you, Cathryn?

Yes.

- Who's speaking, please?
- Don't you know?

Cathryn! Cathryn!

Are you there?
Cathryn, can you hear me?

- Yes.
- Well, what happened?

I don't know.
Must've been a crossed line.

Well, listen.
Are you and Hugh going out?

No. Hugh's got to st...

Hugh's got a business dinner.

Oh. Well, maybe I'll come over.

I'd really like a drink.
What movie's on tonight?

I don't know. I was going to go
to bed, but come on over.

Listen, I promised Judy I'd call her.

I'll get right back to you, OK?

- OK. Fine.
- I'll get right back.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

Hello?

- Cathryn?
- Yes.

Is that you, Cathryn?

Yes. Who is it, please?

Do you know
where your husband is tonight?

- What?
- I said, do you know

where your husband is tonight?

- Who's speaking, please?
- You don't know?

- Hello?
- Hello. Alert.

This is a blow alert.

- This is the telephone company.
- Hugh, Hugh!

We're going
to blow out the lines.

Yeah, baby, it's me. Listen.

I just called
to tell you not to wait up.

I'm going to be later
than I thought.

- What?
- You hear me?

- What?
- I just wanted to tell you.

Oh, fine.

Do you know
what's black and white

and black and white
and black and white? Huh?

A nun falling downstairs.

That's good, eh?

Listen, I'll see you in the morning.

- Hugh?
- No, it's me.

Cathryn. Cathryn?

Yes? I want to speak
to my husband, please.

That's who I'm calling about. Old Hugh.

- Please, will you put my husband on?
- Oh, Cathryn, I would if I could.

If this is one of Hugh's little jokes just
tell him I don't think it's very funny.

- Funny, eh?
- Who's speaking, please?

Not funny.

At this moment,
old Hugh is with a girl.

Probably in bed by now.

At Ambassador Towers
1334 Commercial Drive.

The telephone number
is 274-9382.

- Why are you telling me this?
- Why are you telling me this?

Why are you listening?

Me again.

I just thought I'd better tell you that
if you try to call them

you'll probably get a busy sound.

I imagine they've taken
the phone off the hook.

After all, isn't that what you do
when you don't want to be disturbed?

I'm sure they don't want
to be disturbed.

Cathryn? Cathryn, can you hear?

Cathryn, I'm talking to you
about your husband.

About old Hugh.

How was the meeting?

A waste of time.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Jesus Christ, Cathryn.
Why are all the phones off the hook?

Isn't that what people do when
they don't want to be disturbed?

- What if I tried to reach you?
- I didn't think that was very likely.

What the hell
is that supposed to mean?

Who the hell would call
at this time of night?

- Yes?
- Oh, thank God it's you!

- Jesus Christ, Joan!
- I've been calling all night.

- It is 4:00 in the morning.
- Is Cathryn all right?

- Yes, she's all right.
- I want to talk to her.

I'll have her call you in the morning.
Good night. Sleep tight.

Jesus Christ!
About your friends!

Shit.

I want to get to the bottom
of this phone business.

And I want to know
who you were with.

What the hell is that
supposed to mean?

It means I want to know her name.

What's the matter, baby?
Did someone call you?

Did someone telephone?
Huh? Who was it?

- Who called?
- I don't know. Some woman.

She kept phoning me and
telling me about you and some girl.

Awful things that... I don't know.

She kept ringing, and I'd hang up
and she'd ring again.

Hugh, it's not true, is it?
Tell me it's not true.

Of course it isn't true.

I can prove where I was
and who I was with

if that will make you
feel any better.

But why would anyone
do such a thing?

I mean, she even gave me
a phone number and address.

Now, what was her name,
this girl I was supposed to be with?

I just kept seeing you with this girl.

Oh, Hugh. I want to go home.
I want to go to Green Cove.

- Can we both go?
- Of course.

- Can we go together?
- Yes.

- Right now?
- In a few days.

I have to square things away,
and then we'll go, all right?

Listen, listen.
There is no one else.

There is only you, just you.
Come here.

Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

Cathryn?
Cathryn? Jesus Christ!

What's the matter, baby?
Are you all right?

What happened?
You scared the shit out of me.

Are you all right, baby?

- What happened?
- I don't know, I just have...

What do you mean you don't know?

- I just had a dream.
- A dream? What kind of dream?

Cathryn, I have got
to know what's happened.

- Leave me alone!
- All right.

- I don't know!
- All right. All right.

Now, I'll call George.
You just stay there and rest.

I'll call George
and he'll take care of everything.

Then we'll drive out to Green Cove.
It will take us a couple of hours.

We both need a rest.

The beginning.

Long, long ago,
wrote Ancient, the wise historian,

in big, slow, spidery writing

the most heavenly spirit
of the universe,

tossed from her finger
like an emerald,

the fair land of Umbany.

Very far down through
the reaches of the sky,

it fell, to sink into the heart
of the great continent.

To Umbany's north lay Gole.

To Umbany's south lay Gon.

To east and west,

to east and west

a great many other lands lie,

but none is as fair
as the land of the Ums.

It's beautiful. I love it here.

There's a covey of quail down there.

Right down there,
between those trees.

Ums, as you probably know
are very small people.

Quarrelsome, peaceful,
jealous and kind

cowardly, brave, happy and sad,

as man-children have been
since the dawn of time.

They live in caves or little,
stone, conical houses,

wear thick, furry bearskins,
hunt and fish and farm

and paint wonderful things
on the walls of their caves.

But one thing you can never tell
about an Um is his age.

Some are born looking old,

others you'd think are 5 or 12

can very well turn out to be 300.

And as nobody in Umbany
can count nobody bothers a bit.

I do believe...

I do believe I can begin,

the wise old historian muttered,

and he shuffled across
to a shelf stacked up

with pieces of fresh bark
and pots and pots of mammoth blood

shuffled back with his fresh sheet
and dipped his quill again.

In 59310, year of the Ums,
spring had fallen overnight,

rushing from beyond
the ends of the Earth.

You don't mind
going down alone, do you?

- No.
- Light a fire. I won't be long.

- You've got the keys, don't you?
- Yeah.

Cathryn.

Hugh?

Who's up there? Who is it?

Hugh.

Hugh?! Hugh?

Hugh, the chim...
Hugh, the chimney's on...

Cathryn?

Jesus Christ, Cathryn!

Open the flue!
You didn't open the flue!

Turn off the gas.

Turn it off!

Have you... turn it off. It's not off.

Wait. Here, Cat. Let me... there.

Open the window.

Here, let me get that.

Jesus Christ.

Were you upstairs just now?

- What?
- Were you upstairs?

Of course not. Why?

Why did you ask me that?

I must be imagining things.
I just thought...

I heard somebody moving about.

- It's impossible.
- Hugh, I did hear something.

What are you trying to do,
smoke him out?

I heard something, anyway.

I'll have a look.

Maybe some animal got up there.

Cathryn.

Got him. Got him.

What a chase. Down the hall,

into the bathroom, into the bedroom,
then the linen closet.

That's where I first saw the spoor.

A couple of elves riding his back.
Got them, too.

Two in one shot.

We'll bury them
after dinner in the back.

- What's for dinner?
- Spaghetti and salad.

Spaghetti. Forgot the wine.

Oh. I put out four bottles
of the whiskey.

I know.

I was using them with the fruit
and the cheese in a setup.

Forgot them.

It doesn't matter. You can get some
when you go into town.

Spaghetti without wine
is like a ship without a rudder

and tomorrow is another day.

- Hmm?
- Wait a minute.

Good.

Gonna try for those birds
one more time.

Hugh, didn't we have a colander?

- A what?
- A colander.

You know, that pan with the holes in it.

Strainer!
Did you take that home?

No. I've got one at home.

You mean, we own two colanders?

Find it?

No, but you'll never guess
what I did find.

What?

This must have been here
since last summer.

Hey, Valpolicella.

Remember when John and Sherry
came up for the week

and brought a whole case of it?

Now, that's really the luck
of the gods, isn't it?

Where did you find it?

Behind the deep freeze.

- Did you find the colander?
- No.

- Do you really need it?
- What?

- The strainer thing.
- No.

I'm sure glad you found the wine.
Like I said,

spaghetti without wine
is like a ship without a rudder.

- Hugh?
- What?

- What?
- Will you be long?

No.

Stupid...

Oh, my God.

And Hero saw a perfectly oval,
sea-green stone

no bigger than a linnet's egg.

Oh, my goodness!
It can't be, he cried.

But it was.

Thinking stones even in Umbany

are terribly rare and hard to find

for they are magical.

They can help you
in the smallest ways, like...

Like reminding you how many pies
you had for tea.

Things really don't change, do they?

You always looked
on the dark side of life.

Or where you left your spear.

Who is he? Your husband?

Or with big things
like dreaming up a poem.

What's his name?

Henri? Duc?

Argh.

Bravo.

Or did you find another French lover?

This is not happening.

This is not happening.

I will not let this happen.

He has taught you games.

Like you used to say
or tell myself,

I'm not really making love with him.
That will make everything all right.

You are dead.

You have been dead for three years.

You can't be here.

I won't let this happen.

Do you know?

Every time we meet,
you actually used to act

like it was the first time,

like we've never made love before.

Cathryn...

Shut up! You're dead!

Oh... I am a ghost.

Oh.

Do I scare you?

My God!
You weren't on that plane.

You weren't in that crash.

Somebody took your place.
Somebody else died, not you.

You put me on the plane,
remember?

You stood behind a post
and blew me a little kiss.

You were afraid
someone would see you

and get back to Hugh.

- Why did you do it?
- Die?

Die?

All right.

Hugh will be here in a moment

and then we'll see
who's here and who isn't.

He will think you're crazy

if he comes in and hears you
talking to yourself.

Come on.

Come on, Cathy.
Let's go upst...

Oh, God!

My, my, my.
The ghost bleeds.

What did you do that for?
You could have killed me!

Again?

Oh, my God.

Did you bleed like that
on the plane?

You're ruining the chair,
you know.

The floor, everything.

Ah, shut up, please.

Argh.

Jesus!

God. My goddamn gun.

Caught my hand in the goddamn breech.

Sorry to make such a mess,
but this goddamn thing...

- Hugh, let me look at it.
- No, no, no.

It's all right, dear.
No, that's OK.

I'm going to take a bath
before dinner. Goddamn it!

Jesus.

I've cleaned it up.

Cold water, rub gently. Right?

You taught me that.

Remember my bed,
that time you miscalculated?

Shut up.

You have a filthy mind.

Did you really think
you were pregnant?

I was. I was pregnant.

- For five days.
- It was more than that.

It was much more than that.
I was pregnant for weeks.

You were five days late, that's all.

And you want to know something?
You can't get pregnant.

That's a lie.
There's nothing wrong with me.

There's nothing wrong at all
with the tests.

It's Hugh. It's not me.
There's nothing wrong with me.

No, I don't suppose there's
anything wrong with you physically.

- What do you mean by that?
- Just what the words say. That's all.

You're trying to say
I don't want children, aren't you?

Cathy, my love.

Listen to me.

First, you never were pregnant.

- That's not tr...
- Second,

if you had been,
making love with me that afternoon

wasn't about to make you lose it.

Third and mainly, it wasn't just me
lying on that bed.

It takes two to tango.

- Right?
- Well...

Let me tell you something,
Monsieur le Playboy.

All I ever wanted
from you was a baby.

That's right. I wanted a baby.

I wanted a baby for Hugh, for me,
for our marriage.

I am not a cheater. I did not cheat.

You'll just see...

What are you doing?

Cleaning the blood
from your mortal wound.

- You dripped.
- Did you call me just now?

No.

I thought I heard you
talking to someone.

You did.

Who? Is someone here?

I was talking to myself.
I do quite often.

- Where did you get that?
- Huh?

In the cupboard.
It's been around for a long time.

It's my puzzle.
I had it when I was a child.

- Oh, yeah?
- Move over.

What's it of?

I don't remember.

Yeah!
Got you.

That's not right.

No, that's not right.

- How's your hand?
- What? Oh, it's all right.

Do you think we ought to go
and do the shopping?

Yeah. I made a list.

I'm going to leave
in a few minutes.

- There.
- You put down wine?

Yep.

I think you ought to get
some steaks or something.

Yeah, yeah. I made the list.
It's all there.

- Does this one go in here? No.
- Here?

You know, do the edges first.
It's easier.

That's cheating.

And put all the yellow pieces
together in a pile.

Hugh?!

Hey, Hugh!

- What?
- Don't you want me to come?

No, no, darling. I'm OK. I'll get it.
Go back inside. Shut the door.

Close the door.

What is the puzzle?
Is it yours?

Deeper than the mammoth hunt,

deeper than any of her unicorn treks,

Una went into the forest.

She was catching hints
of animals she had never seen.

Eyes like yellow coals
gleamed out of thickets.

A horny tail rose from a bush

and all about her in the dying light

teeth snapped like scissors.

Now and then,
a snake slithered across her path

or she fell into the footprint
of some giant beast.

Screeches, chatters,
snorts and running feet

vied over the drip, drip
of sodden branches

and her own feet made
barely a sound on the leaves.

What exactly is a soul?

They were sitting round the fire,

waiting for the fish to roast on sticks
and Hero said, Bother.

Surely everybody knew about souls.

Well, a soul is...

A soul is...

Not for the first time
since the day he had found it

Hero wished more than anything
for the thinking stone to be in his hand.

Might it be a sort of slipper?
said Una.

Yes, a slipper.
A slipper or a sapling...

or a bird or a fish
or even a tiny ewe?

You see, a soul... a soul...

A soul makes you like dawn
or trees in my poems

and pipes and bells and shells...
and birds in spring and unicorns. If...

What?!

What are you doing here?

Go away. Get away.

I don't want to see you.

Go away.

- Hugh.
- Yeah?

- Are you alone?
- Guess what I found.

Artichokes.

- Artichokes?
- I mean, avocados.

- Oh, marvelous.
- Come on down.

God, the food here
could feed an army.

- Who helped you carry it in?
- Guess.

- But you said you were alone.
- I lied.

- Come on, Hugh. Who's with you?
- Close your eyes.

- Who's with you?
- Close your eyes. I've got a surprise.

- Surprise.
- Marcel. How are you?

Fantastic.

The old fart really
looks terrific, huh?

- You look fantastic.
- Ran into him at the gas station.

His car broke down. I thought
I'd ask them to dinner.

Them?

I've got a real surprise for you.

I don't think I could take
any more surprises.

Come on out, honey!

- Don't you see the resemblance?
- Resemblance?

That's Susannah. That's my little girl.

It's taken me a hell of a time,
but I've got her up here for a whole year.

Come on. Give Cathy a big kiss.

Hello.

Hello.

If you won't, I sure will.

Let's go down to the boathouse and fuck.

Susannah, I've heard
so much about you.

Shall I take your hat and coat?

Scotch and soda for everyone
or shall I make one of my famous marts?

- Whiskey's fine for me.
- Nothing for me, thanks.

Come on, you old fart.
Have one of my vodka marts.

- You're so tall and pretty.
- Thank you.

- How old are you?
- 12 and a half. How old are you?

13 and a quarter.
Do you like jigsaws?

Yes. I saw that one
when I came in.

- Cathryn, where's the Vermouth?
- Then maybe you can help me with it.

Cause I'm stuck.

- What's it of?
- I don't know.

Twenty birds. Covey of quail down there,
you know, but I got that from there.

I cannot get near the damn things.
I've tried twice now.

You never will at this time of year.

There's a piece here
that doesn't fit. I'm gonna put it in.

And I'll put all
the yellow pieces together.

And all the green pieces and then
we can look in the yellow pieces

for the best piece.

That's a good idea.

You could do the edges.

That's cheating, though.

It's not. We've got to do it sometime.

I know, but if you do the edges first
it makes it easier.

I don't think it's easier.
I think it's a difficult puzzle.

All right.
You can do the edges.

Son of a bitch.
I don't think I have any Vermouth.

Hugh, can we make a fire
in here? It's freezing.

Yeah, just a second. Son of a bitch!
Where's the vermouth?

The-son-of-a-bitching Vermouth!
You make the fire.

- I know where it is. I'll get it.
- Son of a bitch.

Son of a bitch.
We don't have any Vermouth.

Yes, we do. I have some here
in this cupboard. I got a new bottle.

- Son of a bitch.
- Oh, no. I know where it is.

I wonder how he got custody.

I can't believe her mother would just
give her up just like that.

- Especially to Marcel.
- Vermouth.

- What... you...
- Who is he?

I've never even
heard of him before.

- He follows me?
- Look here, will you...

I found the bottle.
You want it? Take it.

- I'm sorry.
- Cathryn? What happened?

- Are you OK?
- I dropped the bottle.

- I just dropped the bottle of Vermouth.
- Son of a bitch, Cathryn.

Are you crazy, Marcel?
For God's sake!

- Oh, look at him.
- He's gonna kill me.

Like to throw you on the floor
and take you right here.

My God. He's my replacement.

- Hugh?
- Or at least one of them.

- Would you marinate the steaks?
- Sure. Hey!

Get back to that fire, you old crotch.

- Well?
- What?

- Where are they?
- What?

The steaks?

I don't know.
You did the shopping.

I didn't get any steaks.

Oh. Well, what are we going
to have for dinner, then?

- Spaghetti and salad.
- Spaghetti and salad?

Yes, yes, yes!
Spaghetti and salad!

- I was just kidding. I got the steaks.
- Spaghetti and salad.

Can't you take a joke?

- Where are you going?
- Upstairs!

Go away.
Please leave me alone.

Oh, Susannah.

I'm sorry. I thought
it was my husband.

- I need to go to the bathroom.
- Of course. It's in here.

I don't know
if I put any towels in. Oh, yes.

Dinner was over.
Only the nuts roasted...

Three years I've been trying
to get custody of the child,

and I finally did it.

Christ knows what it cost.

When I first
came up hereto paint,

it never occurred to me that
that adoring wife of mine

was screwing everything
she could find.

It took me two years
to find out what was happening.

Finally,
I caught her red-handed...

I expect you're longing
to hear the rest of the history, he said.

With a friend of mine, too.
Extraordinary.

Id be most enormously
grateful if you didn't interrupt.

That's when I came up here for good

and that bitch got a divorce.

You think she'd let Susannah
come up to me for the summer?

Very carefully he took
the thinking stone from his pocket.

No way.

So I put detectives on her.

That's right.

A year and a half, I had her followed.

Back with a rush,

tumbled all the things
he'd learnt in his history class.

It cost me a fortune,
but I got the lot.

Tapes, pictures...

Year-and-a-half's evidence
with 16 different men.

No ounce of fear,
no dream of future.

God knows how many we missed.

Takes me around
to question friend or foe...

Talk about
the 1,001 nights of Sodom.

I've got my own dirty book.
And last month, I threw it at her.

I said, Either I get Susannah
for a year now,

and then every summer after that,
or I take the whole damn thing to court.

Marcel. Susannah's awake.

All right, darling?
You've been asleep.

Your father's here.

Did you take a nap, baby?
It's late for little girls.

Come on.
I'll take you out to the car.

Shouldn't we...

Hadn't we better wake him?

- Let him sleep.
- Don't!

Open the door.

Grab the rest of her things.

You stay asleep now, baby, huh?

Bring those things.
Help me with the door here.

You stay asleep, now.
That's right.

In you go. There you go.

That's it, now.

Where the hell
do you think you're going?

I'm going inside. I'm cold.

What's the matter with you?
They're both asleep.

Marcel, what the hell
do you think you're doing?

For God's sake!

That's better, you bitch.

- Listen!
- You listen to me!

Just stay away
from me, you hear?

I love my husband

and that's what
I'm going to do from now on.

I've been sick. I'm sick!

But I'm going to go in there,
and I love him,

and I'm going to show him
I love him!

I'm going to just go in
and tell him and just keep away!

Wake up, Hugh.
Wake up. Hugh, I need you.

- Wake up, please. They've gone.
- Oh, yeah?

Talk to me. Make love to me.

Make love to me.
Sit with me here, please.

Stay with me
and make love, please.

I need you.

God, I have such a crick
in my neck.

Hugh. Hugh, please. Don't go.

Hugh, don't go, please.
Stay with me.

Put out the candles
before you come up, huh, baby?

Cathy.

Come on. Come in here.

There was a lot of traffic.

- Cars and...
- Go on. Sit down.

Beautiful windows.

- Fire.
- Do you like it?

- It's lovely.
- Look at me. Look at me.

- Could I have...
- Look.

Could I have a drink?

Do you want a whiskey?

Yes. Shall I get some glasses?
Do you have any?

I have some.

You don't want anything
to drink... Any wine?

I didn't say I would
definitely come here.

You knew you would come here.

Please, Marcel.
Don't be so rough.

- Have you been here long?
- Come give me a kiss.

I'm cold.

What do you mean, cold?
Do you want a drink?

Yes. I think I'll have
some of this wine.

- Hi, baby.
- You're back soon.

I didn't expect you this soon.

I was at the office,
and I was thinking about you...

Hugh, I'm a little cold.

I'll just close the window.
Aren't you cold?

Please, let's get some champagne.
It's a marvelous idea.

- I'll get some glasses.
- But not downstairs. Right here.

Don't give me a baby.

I want a baby.

Cathryn! Cathryn, baby...

What's the matter?
Are you all right?

Cathryn!
What is it, baby? Jesus.

- I saw! I saw...
- What?

Did you have a dream, baby?

Come back to bed.
Come on, now. Come on.

Come back to bed.

Hello! Anybody home?

- Coming!
- You left your door open.

- Morning, Marcel.
- Hope we're not late.

I had a hell of a time
getting out of bed this morning.

- Good morning, Susannah.
- How about you?

Oh, I feel marvelous this morning.
I'm just making some breakfast.

- Would you like some?
- Just coffee.

Susannah, what about you? Breakfast?

No, thank you.

She's been up since 7:00.

Made her own breakfast
and everything.

You're daddy's big girl, aren't you?
Why don't you go outside and play?

Oh, isn't it a little cold?

It's not cold

but I'd rather stay
and do the puzzle. Can I?

Yes, of course.
You know where it is.

Hugh will be down in a minute.

- What got into you last night?
- What?

Maybe I should have said who?

Jumpy.

Yes.

Yes, I am a little jumpy.

Just leave me alone,
will you, Marcel?

We're in here.

Boy, did I sleep last night!

It's the fresh air, they say.

- Sure you wouldn't like an egg?
- No, no. Just toast and coffee.

Well, whatever it is,
I'd like a steady diet of it.

You like cream
in your coffee, Marcel?

- Black for me.
- What did you do with Susannah?

I brought her.
I thought I'd leave her with Cathryn

while we went out after the birds.

Terrific. Hey.
You know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice.
Put some green peas around the hole.

When the bear comes up to take a pea
you kick him in the ice hole.

You must be happy to be
spending a whole year with your father.

I am. I hardly ever got
to see him before.

- But I love my mother, too.
- Well, of course.

She still loves
my father, too. Only she won't act like it.

I guess men are that way,
and you have to accept it.

What way?

They just
don't stay in love very long.

My mother has lots of boyfriends
and they never last very long.

My father and mother were divorced.

I grew up in Green Cove
with my grandfather.

- I never saw him.
- Never?

Well, hardly ever.
I wasn't as lucky as you.

Are you my father's girlfriend?

Of course not.
What a funny question. I'm married.

But you were kissing him
last night.

I wasn't. Perhaps I was.
But that's because we're old friends.

My husband and I
haven't seen him since last winter.

Know what I'm gonna miss
the most while I'm up here

for a whole year?

- What?
- Jenny.

- Who's Jenny?
- She's my friend.

She's two years older than me
but we're best friends.

Daddy says maybe she can come down

and stay with us for a while
when her school gets out.

That will be nice.

But I'll bet her mother
won't let her.

I bet she will.
Have you asked her?

No, not yet,
but I bet she won't.

She never even lets her
sleep over or things like that.

Well, I bet this summer she will.

Why don't you ask
your father to ask her?

- If she can't, though...
- Hmm?

Will you be my best friend?

Of course. I'd love to.

- Trade secrets and everything?
- Everything.

There's nothing I'd like better.

Look. A dog.

Isn't he pretty?

It's cold. I think I'm going in.

Can I stay out and play with him?

Yes, if you want to.

I love you. Yes, I love you.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Well, Archie, you seem to have
found a friend.

- Is he yours?
- Yes.

Didn't I see you walking down
from the top up there?

Yes. It's nice.
Do you live here?

Near.

It was fantastic last night.

I'd almost forgotten.

Ignoring me isn't going to do any good.

I just want to talk
about last night.

Look at me.
You'd just as well talk to me.

That's what you've got me here for.

It was fantastic last night.
You could call it an orgy.

What do you know about last night?

What? I was there, wasn't I?

You weren't there.
You weren't anywhere.

You haven't been anywhere
for three years. You're dead.

Maybe so.

But I know something now
I didn't know then.

I know why you never
responded like you...

Shut up! You're dead!

- Now, just stay dead.
- You want me dead?

Make me dead.

With a gun.

Look.

Yes. Shoot me.

Like your bird.

In one of two shots.

Cathy.

Look.

It's easy.

Take it.

Go ahead. Yeah.

There's a good ghost, then.

Cathryn? Cathryn.

Are you all right?

Oh, I feel so silly.
This gun just went off.

I was putting it away,
and it went off.

That's very dangerous,
having a loaded gun about.

Gave me an awful fright.

I've absolutely shot up
my husband's camera.

And it certainly
made a loud noise.

You know, guns aren't made
to fool around with.

You could have killed someone.

I know.

Well, I'm glad
it was only a camera, then.

Goodbye.
Come along, Archie.

Bye, Archie.

- Poor René.
- René?

I mean, Hugh. Poor Hugh.

Deep as a well
came Ebony's groan.

Out of Una's breast
shot a tiny blue bird

straight to the sacred bonfire...

where it hovered
and spun over the flames.

It was Una,
Una who felt the pain

like flames scorching her heart.

She knew that the little blue bird
had always been part of her

lodged inside her
since she began.

But the pain of being without
was more than she could bear.

Oh, my soul.

My soul.

Give me back my soul.

- Do you want anything else?
- No, thank you.

This is the first time
I've ever had a tomato sandwich.

- Do you like it?
- Yeah.

I'm not going to be able
to finish this puzzle.

There's too many pieces missing.

They should be there.

I know where they are.

- Did you find it?
- Yes.

Yes, I did.

Here. I'm going upstairs for a bit.

- You frightened me.
- No kidding.

- Where's Hugh?
- How the hell should I know?

I think you'd better get out
of my bedroom.

You really got to get rough now
to make it work, haven't you?

Susannah's downstairs.
She'll hear you.

Not me, but she might hear you,
so shut up.

- Bastard!
- You started this.

You ought to finish things
you start.

Oh, you bitch.

That's better.
So you do remember last night?

Last night?

- You remember last night?
- Just as long as you do.

You know what you are?
You're a schizo.

One minute fighting like a tiger
and the next all love and kisses.

You just don't
understand about women.

Some women,
but I understand you.

Oh, yeah?

Cathryn! What the hell
happened down there?

What?

Who shot off the goddamn gun?
The gun!

Who shot off the goddamn shotgun
in the goddamn house?

It wasn't loaded,
that's for sure. Who loaded it?

I don't know. I just picked it up...

Well, I have never in my life
kept a loaded gun in this or any house.

Jesus Christ! It looks like someone
was shooting skeet in the dining room.

Well, I didn't load it.

- Well, you shot my camera.
- I told you, I didn't load it.

Well, why were you
handling it, anyway?

- I was putting it away.
- Why?

Because everywhere I go,
the bloody thing gets in the way.

It's a wonder I didn't
blow my own head off.

I didn't load your goddamn gun.
I wouldn't even know how.

You were the last person to use it,
so it must have been you.

I'm sorry, baby. I...

It just scared
the shit out of me, that's all.

I shouldn't take it out on you.
I'm sorry.

Hey.

Do you know what the butcher
said when he dropped

- the meat cleaver on his arm?
- It won't be long now.

Jesus Christ, Cathryn!

I'll tell you a secret.

I was getting bored
with that camera, anyway.

Forgive me?

Jesus, it's hot outside.

Where'd I put my slippers?
Oh, there they are.

Hugh, did Marcel
come back with you?

Yeah. He must have
beat me back by 15 minutes.

You mean, he's here?
He's been here in the house?

He crapped out and drove the car back.

I walked down the ridge.

I still haven't got
those goddamn birds.

I'll tell you something.

He doesn't know his ass
from third base about hunting birds.

Get yourself decent.
I'll make some drinks.

Hugh, will you ask Susannah
to come up here a minute?

- Yeah. Susannah!
- Yeah?

- Annie Oakley wants to see you.
- Who?

Oh, never mind. Cathryn.

Did you want me?

- Yes. Did you finish your sandwich?
- Yeah, a long time ago.

- Is your father here?
- Yeah.

These boots of mine
are so scuffed.

I was having a rest a little while ago

and I thought I heard
somebody coming upstairs.

- Was it you?
- No.

Oh, then it must
have been him, then.

No. He's been downstairs
with me since he got back.

- We were doing the puzzle.
- Really?

That's funny. I could have sworn
I heard somebody.

- You sure he didn't come up here?
- Yeah.

- Absolutely not at all?
- Yeah.

- All right.
- Is that all?

- Yes. I'll be down in a minute.
- We finished the puzzle.

It was of a house

and tiger

and a...

Yes, I know.

Don't come!

Go back!

Go back!

I can't hear you!

Go back!

- Baby, is that you?
- Yeah.

Jesus, I thought you'd never get back.

- What's this?
- What?

Oh, yeah.

Listen, George called
and he's going to be out of town

and the McKenzie thing
has come up

so I'm going to have to go back
for a couple of days.

I can make the 6:15 if we hurry.

How could George call?
We haven't got a phone.

I know we haven't got a phone, Cathryn.
I live here, too, you know.

I mean, how did he get through?

He got through

by calling Andy at the bar,

and Andy took down the message,

Andy gave the message to Charlie,

Charlie got in the Land Rover

and drove out here
and gave me the message

and I gave Charlie a fiver.
Any more questions?

So, I get to stay here
all on my own.

That's absolutely great.
That's terrific.

Cathryn.
Cathryn, wait a minute.

Cathryn, go upstairs,
pack your things...

I don't want to go.
I want to finish my book.

Better yet, I'll call George
and he'll just have to change his plans.

We haven't got a phone.

Listen, honey.
I really would worry if I left you here.

- Yeah? Since when?
- All right. OK, Cathryn, you win.

Hugh? Hugh, I'm sorry.

- No, no. Really...
- Hugh, I'm sorry.

I really want you to...
I want you to go.

- Promise?
- Yeah, promise.

I've got plenty to do here, really.

- Really?
- Yep.

So listen, darling.
I'll try to wrap it up in one day.

I'll be back by Friday,
no matter what.

So you meet the 7:45, all right?

What if you get
through by tomorrow?

If I get through by tomorrow
I'll give old Charlie another fiver,

he'll kick over the engine,
and he'll drive me home.

Hey, what's the difference
between a rabbit?

What's the difference
between a rabbit?

Nothing. One is both the same.

I love you.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

Come on out.

Hi.

How'd you get rid of him?

I just thought him away
like I thought you here.

Why did you
disappear this afternoon?

I was ready for you.

I'm here.
That's all that matters.

Do you have to be so rough?

Aren't you going
to get undressed, too?

Yes.

Hero...

Hero lay amongst his chalk
and paints.

Over him, the finished canvas

of the Goddess of Plenty
smiled down.

He smiled, too, in his dream.

Long legs carried him over valleys
and streams and hills.

And then far ahead, upon a plain...

he seemed to see a burning,
fiery bush.

On and on, he ran towards it

till his face tingled with its warmth

and as he reached it,
Heavenly rose out of the flames.

What are you chasing here?

My heart's desire, he said.

Run on.

Run on and find it.

Heavenly cried.

Gave my love a cherry

That had no stone

I gave my love a chicken

That had no bone

I told my love a story

That had no end

I gave my love...

- Good morning. Hi.
- Well, good morning.

Weren't you afraid
of being caught in the rain?

No. I don't think it's going to rain.
Besides, Archie needs his exercise.

I'm just making some coffee.
Would you like some?

Thank you, no.
I must keep moving.

I try to walk at least
three hours every day.

Archie.
He seems to smell your dog.

I don't have a dog.

Oh. Then you're
just a nosey parker, Archie.

Archie, come on.

Come here. Come on, Archie.

Good boy. Goodbye!

Why, you horrid...

You naughty dog! Go on!

Out, out, out,
you dirty, dirty dog!

Go on. Go. Go. Go!
Shoo! Shoo!

Hi!

Hello.

Did you walk all the way
from the house?

Of course.

- That must be about 5 or 6 miles.
- That's not far.

- Does your father know you're here?
- No. He wasn't in this morning.

- He wasn't?
- No. He was gone when I got up.

I thought
maybe he might be here.

- Here? Why should he be here?
- I don't know. I just thought he might.

But you saw him last night?

- Want to go for a walk?
- You did see him last night?

Answer me!

Yes.

- What time last night?
- After midnight, I suppose.

He woke me up when he came in.
He was drunk. Why?

Is something wrong?

No. I...

I was driving my husband
to the station last night

and they said in the village
that some man had driven off a cliff

and I just thought, for a moment...
I'm sorry I frightened you.

Do you want to come in
and have some tea?

- I wonder who the man was.
- I probably got it wrong.

I'll put a kettle on.

- Cathryn, can I ask you something?
- Hmm.

When you were my age,
did you look like me?

A bit, but I was prettier.

Why?

Because I think when I grow up
I'm going to be exactly like you.

Don't you get lonely up at the house
without your husband?

No. No, I'm quite used to it.

I used to spend a lot
of time there as a child.

My grandfather wasn't always there.

Sometimes I spent days
and days on my own.

- What did you do?
- Oh, I used to go for walks.

Tell myself stories,
play in the woods.

When I'm alone, I think.

I do that.
That's when I really get afraid.

Did you ever ask your father
about having your friend up?

- Jenny?
- I don't need to. You're my friend now.

Yes, I am.

But what would you do
if I went away?

Tell myself stories.

Play in the woods.

I'd make up a friend.

Hello!
You bring the ketchup?

Look, Dad is cooking steaks.
You have to come in. Please?

No. Really, I can't.

I have something
very important to do tonight.

OK, but he's going to be mad.

Bye, Susannah.

Bye, Cathryn.

- Hey, where is she going?
- She didn't want steak.

Cathryn!

I got steaks.

I got Valpolicella, too.

Hey, where are you going?
What am I going to do...

Jesus Christ, Cathryn.

Let me in, Cathryn!
What's the matter with you?

Why didn't you stop?
Why didn't you pick me up?

I was afraid.

I wasn't sure it was you.

Well, for Christ's sake,
open the door and let me in.

No.

For Christ's sake, Cathryn.
It's me!

I know it's you.

But I found out
I can get rid of you

just like I got rid
of René and Marcel.

I can get you
out of my mind forever.

Cathryn! What are you
talking about, Cathryn?

I love you!

You don't. You don't.

Hello? Yes, it's me.

Yes, I'm fine. No. I'm fine.
Everything's fine.

Listen, I'm driving in tonight.
I'll be about 3 and a half hours.

Wait up for me, will you?
No, no, I'm fine.

I'll let you know...
Everything's worked out.

I love you. Won't be long.

Cathryn.

Cathryn.

Cathryn.

Cathryn.

Cathryn.

Hugh!

Hugh?

Hugh!

One day, she came out
of the forest.

Oh, the hills
that fell away at her feet.

The sky.

A whole blue sky
like a mat of cornflowers.

Space and stillness and silence.

The sea.

And then her arms dried,
and her mouth.

Crystals in the sun.

Spunshon.

Had she seen it before?
she said.

Una did not remember.

She turned
back to the land again

and saw on the beach
through her tears

a unicorn pawing
in the moonlight.

You see, Cathryn?

It was easy.

Go away! Go away!

- I killed you!
- Not me, Cathryn.

Not me.

Unicorn, Willow whispered,

and she stretched up
her arms to it

while tears
streamed down her cheeks.

Unicorn, goodbye,
and thank you.

Thank you for being mine.

And the unicorn dipped its horn
till it touched the snow

and watched them gallop
away, away,

down the lane, out of sight,

and it turned and ran swiftly
into the forest.

And then Ancient picked up
a nice, fat volume

and put it on the table

and in big, spidery writing, he wrote,

In Search of Unicorns.

The end.