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(All characters, organizations,)

(and events in this drama are fictitious.)

(Broadcasting guidelines were followed during the shooting of animals.)

I'm here. Where are you?

Hi, Min Jae.

I'm your right Space Buds Pro that managed to survive from Ga Joo Ha's dung.

Long time no see.

Shiba?

I don't buy items from secondhand marketplaces.

I didn't even mention secondhand marketplaces.

I don't get what you're saying.

You're wearing a blue hoodie. I know you're Shiba.

Aren't you?

You.

- Hello. - Hello.

You're here to buy this, right?

No.

I know you are.

I even used a toothpick to clean this thoroughly.

And since you're my colleague,

I'll give you a two-dollar discount, so 48 dollars. What do you say?

I'm not...

I'm not buying it.

- You should. - I won't.

Buy it.

- I said no. - I said...

Joo Ha, don't get angry.

Then I'll give you a four-dollar discount. Take it at 44 dollars.

This is disgusting.

He ate it.

No, this is not the direction I'm going.

(Episode 2-1 We Need to Talk)

(Episode 2)

Going up.

Ms. Ga Joo Ha.

That's...

Door closing.

Strike.

Hurry up.

Come on.

Fine.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thank you.

You uploaded a mirror selfie on your way to work today, Actor Ji.

You should stop doing that.

It's a small gift for my fans.

But why do you keep snooping my social media?

It's called monitoring, not snooping.

I'm sick of your mirror selfies, too.

I saw you copying me and taking a mirror selfie yourself.

Copying you? Are you crazy? Why would I copy you?

If you have time to take a mirror selfie,

use it to think about how to get more subscribers.

We need three million subscribers in six months.

Scriptwriter Wang, you bought two of that bread for one, right?

Do you want me to eat one for you?

It smells like pumpkin sweet potatoes.

You were holding a pumpkin sweet potato in your mirror selfie.

My gosh.

- It was an oriental sweet potato. - You're lying.

Everyone, I'm Actor Ji.

I don't fart.

What are you saying? You farted so many times on "Three Dishes a Day"...

so Tae Ho and I had a hard time editing out those scenes.

That's...

It was me. I'm the one.

My mother, Ms. Na Moon Hee,

steamed pumpkin sweet potatoes she grew and I ate a bunch of them today and...

Who hired him?

Hello?

- Dong Yeob. - What?

Of course, Dong Yeob.

Dong Yeob, you guys.

Bye.

I got us a meeting with Shin Dong Yeob at 2 p.m. tomorrow.

He's going to visit KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Unbelievable, In Seong. You're the best, In Seong.

Hiring In Seong was a brilliant move.

You're the talent of our company, indeed.

But how do you know Shin Dong Yeob?

When I was in Paris, I learned ballet, and...

So that's when you two became friends.

When Dong Yeob went to Paris to learn ballet on "My Little Old Boy."

Ballet?

In Seong, you're quite elegant.

Yes, I am.

At the time, Dong Yeob faced a risk, and I saved him myself, and...

Was it when Dong Yeob was in the riverside of Seine...

eating a baguette from Paris Baguette when someone took his baguette...

and he got beaten on the head with it and almost kicked the bucket?

Well, yes. And we've been friends since then.

You know how loyal he is.

I knew it.

Let me make use of this opportunity to propose something.

In all the companies I've worked in,

especially in Silverman Sachs,

a major morale boost was achieved by the welfare suggested by the employees.

In Seong, did you even work at Silverman Sachs?

How much was your annual income there?

- I signed an NDA. - I see.

So it's a secret.

- A secret. - A secret?

Anyway, I'll make a suggestion box...

for you to submit suggestions on welfare.

Since KICKKICKKICKKICK is a production company,

I'm looking forward to original ideas on the company welfare.

Good idea.

I have other business to attend. Enjoy your work.

Right, you should attend to your business.

You're busy, so you should go and work.

- In Seong. - Amazing.

Yes, you should go.

He's so cool.

So cool.

I wonder who hired him.

- Sit down. - Someone did a great job hiring him.

Let's discuss some ideas now.

Think about it. Who has more left to lose between you and me?

Seriously? Things have changed now.

Our lines are actually in beat with the music.

Yes, they are.

That would be annoying.

What if he invests in someone else?

That would be annoying.

We'd become desperate then.

As you can see, the rap battle shorts between our CEOs...

got over 1.5 million views.

Really? 1.5 million?

No way.

I've drawn an analogy.

The chemistry between you two in everyday life...

seems to be directly related to the number of views and subscribers.

That's why I want to suggest making the chemistry of both of you...

in everyday life a video content.

- So I'll shoot your... - How about "LUIC?"

"Let Us Introduce Our CEOS."

"LUIC" sounds catchy.

I know, right?

It would be perfect to make YouTube Shorts that are less than a minute with them.

We could easily promote them, too.

I think it's worth a try.

But you're not expecting to get paid, right?

I'm Ji Jin Hee.

You can lower the amount, but still...

That means no payment, right?

- I won't get paid, then, either. - So both of you won't get paid.

The director of "LUIC" should be...

someone who marked a new era in the variety field, PD Cho.

- No way. - What?

- We need young vibes for this. - What?

So Min Jae who came up with this idea.

I think it would be great if Min Jae and Joo Ha,

the two representatives of Generation MZ, work as a team.

- I would be honored. - Good.

- What? - What?

It's our first content.

So how about something extremely provocative?

Yes?

What are you chewing?

Cilantro.

Cilantro?

(Cilantree)

Do you carry this pot of cilantro with you all the time?

Yes. Cilantro tastes really good.

Would you like some?

When you're stuck, chewing cilantro will give you a good idea.

No, thanks. I always have good ideas.

Don't tell me...

you're a cilantro hater.

You're right. I hate cilantro.

Don't listen to him, Cilantree. You jerk.

I can't even.

Yes.

How about a Balance Game?

Cilantro lovers, cilantro haters.

Mint chocolate lovers, Mint chocolate haters.

Natural connection seekers, Intentional connection seekers.

You should say what's next.

Shiba, are you a wired earphone lover?

Yes. Someone made me prefer these.

But why do you keep calling me Shiba?

Because your ID on the secondhand marketplace was Shiba.

Cba, pronounced "shiba."

Can't be asked.

What?

What was that? KVS?

But thinking about the second marketplace makes me annoyed again.

I used a toothpick and made it absolutely clean again.

It even worked perfectly.

But it was all for that guy who swallowed that Space Buds Pro.

We're colleagues,

and we're doing our first content together.

So how about letting bygones be bygones and becoming friends?

Can't be asked.

Why do you keep saying KVS?

What does that mean?

- Where are you going? - To the convenience store.

- Should I join you? - Definitely not.

Then buy me a melon ice cream.

And a lemon-lime soda and boiled eggs.

They taste amazing when you eat them with cilantro.

- I can't even. - Lemon-lime soda and boiled eggs.

Don't forget.

(Boiled eggs, raw eggs)

Thanks.

Yes!

Eggs and lemon-lime soda. Would you like an egg, too, Shiba?

I hate them. You can eat them all.

Why?

If you crack a boiled egg and eat it with cilantro, it's delectable.

What the...

My bad.

Sorry.

(Cilantree)

(Act your age, Jjin. You're past your prime.)

(CEO Cho Young Sik, don't...)

(CEO Cho Young Sik, don't say that. This is too public.)

(Please delete your comment immediately.)

Early this morning, something very interesting happened...

in KICKKICKKICKKICK that Actor Ji and PD Cho founded together.

The social media account that is assumed to be PD Cho's...

wrote a malicious comment on Actor Ji's social media.

The two managed to get together again,

but rumors of their discord are the talk again.

It has been revealed that this account...

has been leaving malicious comments on Actor Ji's social media for many years.

This is quite shocking news.

People in the show business are madmen, indeed.

This has also made their suggestive promise...

of shooting a couple nude photoshoot if they get three million subscribers...

a controversial issue one more time.

This is what I think.

Actor Ji and PD Cho.

They definitely need to talk now.

Yes, sir? No, we're on very good terms.

The more popular you get, the more criticism that follows.

- It's the price of fame. - Yes.

Don't worry.

The number of subscribers of Kickickikick is also on the rise.

Hey, we have 42,000 subscribers. It's not on the rise.

Shut up. Shut your mouth.

We'll get everything sorted out and achieve our goal no matter what.

Yes, Mr. Don Man Hui. Mr. Don Money, Don Man Hui.

- Take care. - Thank you.

- Thank you. Bye. - Thank you.

What did he say?

We're in an urgent situation where we need 3 million subscribers in 6 months.

So why cause this kind of rumor, CEO Ji Jin Hee?

It wasn't me.

But in this room,

only you and I know the password of the official account of Kickickickick.

You shouldn't have left that comment in the first place.

Then none of this would've happened.

If it weren't for KICKKICKKICKKICK,

I would call my attorney to sue you, you cyberbully.

Then you should've come to me in person to say something,

- not write something online. - Shut up.

I told you to stop uploading mirror selfies.

Whenever I see them, they bring back traumatic memories.

- I'm not talking to you. - Not talking to me?

- Not talking to me? - That's what I said.

Fine. Don't talk to me.

Look at you. You're making a fist again.

Are you sulking again?

- What? - Are you sulking?

Everyone.

I have a good idea to turn this crisis into an opportunity.

CEO Ji and CEO Cho, can you two sing?

- Sing? - Yes.

(Act your age. I'm sick of your selfies.)

(Can't you think of anything original, Jjin past your prime?)

What is it this time?

It's up.

We're getting comments, too.

"PD Cho is good at acting."

Don't mention it.

If you have something to say

You don't even know why I'm angry, do you?

Just say it

- Look me in the eye. - Okay.

You've changed so much

What do you mean?

You weren't like that before

That was ten years ago

It seems you find the way I talk annoying

And my face and my center parting as well these days

That is right

We have reunited

It's been 18 days now

I see your mirror selfie every day

It's so annoying

"Jjin has a sweet voice." "I need a full version of this."

There are so many comments.

They're saying JiCho should debut.

That's silly.

I told you to unfollow me

Go ahead and do it

Do we have 170,000 subscribers now? Is this really happening?

Things won't go my way

My heart wants to unfollow you

But my finger won't

This must be love-hate

I must love-hate you

Yes, I love-hate you, too

We need to talk

We should rather part ways

It's too late now

Right, we're joint CEOs

We work together, but trivial facts,

and things we say we don't mean give us a hard time

I love-hate you so much

We need to talk

KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Let's go.

"Let Us Introduce Our CEOs."

Stay tuned for "LUIC."

Like and subscribe.

Min Jae and Joo Ha, good job.

Great job.

The lyrics, shooting, and editing, they were all perfect.

I thought...

That is right

This was hilarious.

Min Jae and Joo Ha, you guys are the best. I think "LUIC" will be a success.

Why was that hilarious?

I'm relieved we turned a crisis into an opportunity,

but who on earth left a comment with the KICKKICKKICKKICK account?

Exactly. First of all, it wasn't me.

Seriously?

I said it wasn't me, either.

Then did someone hack the account?

Should we report this to the cyber police?

What if this building is bugged?

Wiretap In My Ear?

You mean "Candy In My Ears."

Good morning.

Everyone's at work quite early.

- Mr. No In Seong. - Yes?

Didn't you get the message about the emergency meeting?

I turn on "Do Not Disturb" before I go to bed.

Why? Did something happen?

Never mind.

Dong Yeob will be here soon, so let's do our stuff.

Do you need me?

- I can't even. - Okay.

- Everything's set, right? - Yes.

Let's go.

- No. - Good job, everyone.

Thank you.

Good job.

Do you need me?

- Is he... - Just say it.

the one?

Why? Was this ugly?

Shin Dong Yeob is a little late.

But he's always on time.

Wait.

What if something happened to him on his way here?

- No way. - No way.

- I'll call him. - Okay.

Hello? Dong Yeob, where are...

What?

Okay. Hold on.

An acquaintance of his passed away,

so he says he's on his way to the funeral.

Funeral?

He says sorry and asks for a video meeting.

- A video meeting? - Sure.

It cannot be helped.

Dong Yeob, may we video call you?

He says yes.

- I'll video call him. - Okay.

Hello, Dong Yeob. I'm Producer Cho.

- Hello. - Hello.

I should've visited you in person, PD Cho.

But I cried too much and my face is super puffy.

So please excuse me about my sunglasses.

That's perfectly fine.

We understand.

I'm Kang Tae Ho, the main producer of "TTC."

Did you read the project proposal that I sent you?

This will definitely be successful. I was sure of it when I read it.

Then the schedule...

I'm free next Thursday,

but after that, I'll be all tied up.

Would that be too tight a schedule?

Absolutely not. We'll manage.

After I pull myself together,

I'll tell In Seong about what's next.

Okay. Thank you.

We look forward to working with you.

Take care, Dong Yeob. Thank you.

Scriptwriter Wang, we have a main host now.

He's the national host, Shin Dong Yeob.

I can't believe Shin Dong Yeob will be on my directorial debut.

CEO Cho, I'll put everything I have into this.

Of course, you should.

Thank you.

(D-5)

(Editing Room)

CEO, please help us just this once.

We have a low production cost.

But we promise to clearly reveal your brand.

This is off the record,

but the host will be the legendary Shin Dong Yeob.

Of course. It will promote the local government.

Can you please sponsor us?

This is confidential for now, but the host will be Shin Dong Yeob.

(D-3)

We have a camper van.

We have a local government.

(D-2)

Director.

This is my directorial debut.

The lighting is the most important since we're shooting outside.

Can you please help us?

(D-1)

- I hope... - I hope...

- it doesn't rain tomorrow. - it doesn't rain tomorrow.

Please don't let it rain tomorrow. It can't rain.

Please.

("Tails of Tales of Camping")

- Finally, - Finally.

he's coming.

- He's here. - He's here.

You're definitely up the career ladder.

Dong Yeob.

Hello.

This is the national hero Shim Dong Yeob.

Hello, I'm hero Shim Dong Yeob.

I'll give everyone my business card.

Here.

Please visit.

Please.

"Paris Night?"

(MC God Dong Yeob)

I read the script on my way here.

The show seemed to be a big one.

But who's the scriptwriter?

I am.

There was a typo in my name.

You spelled it wrong. It's "Shim" not "Shin."

I'm Shim Dong Yeob, you girl.

Many get that wrong.

You boy. You guys.

What's wrong?

You look alike.

You punk.

You.

We have to shoot today. We still have to pay the staff.

You have no idea how I negotiated to make this happen.

We have to pay for the camper van and local government sponsorship.

On YouTube, promises are directly linked to the number of subscribers.

We have to get going now or we'll arrive at the campsite after sunset.

You should've let Actor Ji be the host when he said he would.

Why isn't he picking up?

- Darn it. - Wait a minute.

Wasn't Actor Ji in a salon in his mirror selfie earlier today?

He's here.

CEO Ji.

What are you guys doing?

- Please. - What about the shoot?

I'll tell you on our way there. Take those rods off.

- It's hot. - What's this?

What's going on?

- Let's go. - What on earth is happening?

No In Seong caused trouble.

Shin Dong Yeob he contacted as the emcee of "TTC" was not Shin Dong Yeob.

Then who was it?

That's not the point right now.

You should be the host of "TTC," Actor Ji.

We have to shoot right now.

We don't have much time. The sun will set soon.

The concept of the show was asking a stranger passing by to go camping,

so you said a more friendly and popular celebrity would be better.

That's what you said, CEO Cho.

I was wrong. I thought it over, and you seem to be the perfect man.

Let's go.

You're lying. I'm not doing this.

I beg you, CEO Ji.

I thought of you as the host of "TTC" from the start, CEO Ji.

- Really? - Yes.

So do it.

No In Seong caused trouble. Who hired No In Seong?

Fine.

Let's go.

Let's go.

("Tails of Tales of Camping")

What is it?

You said you learned ballet in Paris.

I did valet parking in Paris Night.

Then what was all that about Silverman Sachs?

It wasn't Silverman. It was Silvermen Socks.

Don't you know these Silvermen Socks?

They're really popular on social media.

Then...

what about this work experience and certificates you showed me?

I'm going to go there someday, and I'm going to get them someday.

- What? - That's what I wrote in my rรฉsumรฉ.

I'll go there someday, and I'll get them someday.

Where did you write that?

Seriously?

Aged eyes.

(Someday)

This is as tiny as an ant.

- It's the recent trend. - This is a fraud.

As of today, you're fired, No In Seong.

This is unfair.

Why?

Because I signed a six-month employment contract.

So you can employ me as much as you want for six months.

I don't want to.

You have no choice. It's the labor law.

But I trusted you.

The moment I saw you, I thought you were my dark knight.

The moment I saw your face in real life,

I also fell in love.

Don't come near me.

You being like that upsets me, CEO Ji.

Why?

I pretended to have farted to save you,

and I also punished PD Cho...

who left malicious comments about your mirror selfies.

Was that also you?

I thought you knew.

You're the one who told me...

the social media account and password of KICKKICKKICKKICK.

CEO Ji, we have to shoot.

Please standby.

It's a secret between the two of us.

No.

His spit.

Among all these people

all I see is you

Your fairy-like smile,

I'm completely in love

I can't hide my feelings for you

The whole world smells like flowers

I've never stood in front of a mirror,

but now I always do to check

Like in movies..

You bastard, where have you been?

It's been a long time, Joo Ha. How about a drink?

I can't drink.

I know you're a heavy drinker.

I'm...

Unbelievable.

I'm pregnant.

I see.

Then you shouldn't drink.

- Where's the dad, then? - The dad?

This hurts so much.

You're the dad.

- What? - It's your baby.

What?

You're with Actor Ji who's back as a multi-talented entertainer.

I pick you, you pick her, and she picks him...

like tails of tales on this therapeutic camping show "Tails of Tales of Camping."

Hey, do you want to go camping?

Here we go.

- What a relief. - I know.

Good luck.

"TTC" has finally started.

I will look around with my hawk eyes.

("Tails of Tales of Camping")

Shall we go camping?

I'm eight-year-old Cho Young Sik.

My family calls me a genius.

There was a class election today.

Everyone except for one student voted for me.

What a fool.

Smart Young Sik, you're amazing!

I'm 14-year-old Cho Young Sik.

I gave a speech as the seventh-grade representative today.

Everyone calls me a good-looking boy with a perfectly symmetric face.

I'm glad Hankuk Middle School is not a coed school.

I would've distracted all the girls from their studies.

Handsome Young Sik, you're amazing!

I'm freshman Cho Young Sik who got into Hankuk University as the top student.

It's already been six months since I got in,

but I can tell that the girls find it hard to approach me.

Even if they lack a bit, if they show sincerity,

I can open up to them.

Warm-hearted Young Sik, you're amazing!

But about PD Cho Young Sik.

Does he really think he's that amazing?

I know, right?

All that's amazing about him is that he graduated from Hankuk University.

When he describes himself...

as good-looking with a symmetric face, it pisses me off.

He doesn't just say "good-looking," but "good-looking with a symmetric face."

And the way he dresses is so painful to see.

- It's so disgusting. - Absolutely.

Please realize the truth, Young Sik.

Young Sik, you ugly cow-face.

Come here

Where? Where are you?

Come here

Where? Where are you? Come here

I was bored to death

It's morning. You should get up.

(Alarm)

I'm PD Cho.

The youngest press exam pass.

Accepted by all three major broadcasting companies.

I'm PD Cho.

(2014 KVS Entertainment Awards Best Show Award)

A popular producer who made several variety shows that shook Korea.

I'm PD Cho.

I have symmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder.

As a producer who has to shoot shows in different angles,

SOCD is a fatal flaw.

That is why my SOCD is top secret,

especially now when I have to enjoy my second prime.

God of Asymmetry,

please free me from symmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder.

What's more important than a perfect balance is...

peace in my mind.

Yali yali yala seng yalali yala

(Episode 2-2 Everyone Has Secrets)

Tail after tale,

we've ended up camping with complete strangers.

I hope you all have a therapeutic experience.

Campers all around the country,

wherever you are, I'll visit in person...

and listen to your stories.

"Tails of Tales of Camping."

"TTC," let's go!

- Thank you. - Good job, everyone.

The frames turned out great, right?

Yes, and the campers have different characters.

They do.

(Young Sik)

Talk of the devil.

He called as soon as we finished.

Yes, Young Sik?

Of course. The shoot finished with no problems.

The frames look amazing.

Are the non-celebrity campers also interesting?

I see. That's a relief.

Actor Ji, I mean, CEO Ji, can sometimes be...

Young Sik, I have to shoot an insert.

- I'm coming, Director. - Hello?

Okay...

This brat.

I want to shoot my own show, too.

That's what we need to quickly get three million subscribers and make profit.

Aren't you Cho Young Sik?

You're Gustav Wolfgang.

Hey.

- Your hair. - I know.

I...

can never forget the story I heard at the SOCD Clinic...

about the cause of your SOCD.

Among all the people,

your parents gaslighted you to consider yourself good-looking and symmetric.

How are you feeling these days?

When I eat spicy noodles,

I had to mix with my left hand and my right hand before.

The symptoms are not that severe anymore.

And you?

To be honest, the disorder has been acting up again,

so I might get kicked out of the Banpal Harmonic Maestro.

That's bad.

When I swing the baton with my right hand,

I have to swing it with my left hand too...

to finally breathe.

I even fainted on stage not long ago.

Goodness.

God of Asymmetry.

Please free us from symmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder.

What's more important than a perfect balance is...

Peace in our mind.

Yali yali yala seng yalali yala

I'll get going now.

God bless you.

God bless me.

- Take the order, Michael. - But there's no customer.

I'll wipe the...

Do you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, CEO Cho?

Symmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder.

This is what you're suffering from.

Don't be ashamed.

In my childhood, I mean, a long time ago,

I used to work in a psychiatric ward.

I'll make use of that experience to help you out.

What do you think?

You can overcome this.

My wife is pregnant.

She says the hardest part of pregnancy is not being able to drink coffee.

Hello, I'm Wife Guardian.

My wife is pregnant.

She says the hardest part of pregnancy is not being able to drink coffee.

What's wrong with coffee? It's the caffeine.

I'm pregnant.

You're the dad.

A man is sitting down looking lonely.

I'll go and ask.

("Tails of Tales of Camping")

Hello, I'm Ji Jin Hee.

Is anything wrong?

Who...

Excuse me?

Do you know me?

Do you really not know me?

When I woke up this morning,

I was lying on these stairs.

I don't remember anything.

Please help me.

Then...

how about going camping with me...

and finding your lost memory?

- Camping? - Yes.

Shall we go camping?

Unbelievable.

How could the first camper he met have memory loss?

- This should be the thumbnail. - Absolutely.

Don't you want to date someone?

What? You want to date me?

No. Of course, I don't.

I don't want to date you, either.

Stop talking nonsense...

and do a nice job in editing the video so people don't say it was scripted.

Okay.

I wonder if our first episode has turned out well.

(PD Cho Young Sik)

Yes, this is Ji Jin Hee.

What are you going to do with the villain from hell, No In Seong?

Well...

As of today, you're fired, No In Seong.

- That is unfair. - Why?

Because I signed a six-month employment contract.

You have no choice. It's the labor law.

Well, as joint CEOs, we should discuss...

Discuss? Don't be ridiculous.

Don't you remember KICKKICKKICKKICK almost hit rock bottom because of him?

He's an absolute obstacle in reaching three million subscribers.

Take responsibility and fire him immediately.

Sorry, guys. You can keep working.

I won't bother you. Bye.

I want to be on the field, too.

I want to just shoot shows.

I want to shoot my own show.

CEO Cho, there you are.

About symmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder,

I wanted to talk to you.

I've been looking for you.

- Let's talk about that. - Yes, CEO Ji?

Right.

Symmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Really?

Right.

(Attorney Cheon)

Attorney Cheon, this is Ji Jin Hee.

Can you please review a contract for me?

Sure. Send it to me.

Okay. I'll send it to you right away.

Really? Yes.

Okay. Yes.

That wacko is driving me crazy.

It's all because of Ji Jin Hee, that scumbag.

(PD Cho Young Sik)

How dare he duck my call?

I'm going to keep calling. Let's see who wins.

CEO Cho, your thing is asymmetric.

It must stress you out whenever you ease yourself.

What do you think you're doing? You're driving me crazy.

Be careful. It got stuck in your zipper.

It's stuck. Goodness.

- It's stuck. - Don't touch it.

Don't touch it.

Stop it. Why are you helping me with this?

Is this 911? I'm Ji Jin Hee.

PD Cho got the thing, his private part stuck.

And some jerk is trying to touch...

(Emergency Medical Services)

(Hanbang Building)

Following my lead, being the one who's in charge of all the work here,

let me announce the items on the company welfare in this voting box.

Yes.

Unlimited usage of the company card.

Unlimited usage? No way.

Of course, not. Delete that right now.

Are you okay, Young Sik?

CEO Cho, are you okay?

Are you able to stand? It would be better if you...

Of course!

Just because he got his thing stuck in his zipper,

are you saying CEO Cho's precious thing cannot stand up anymore?

Cannot stand up...

These items have been selected as the welfare benefits for employees.

Let's get those benefits!

Thanks to the brilliant performance of CEOs Cho and Ji, as you can see,

"LUIC" went viral.

So we currently have 204,860 subscribers.

This is a positive trend.

Let's keep this up.

In addition, I think we should make a "TTC" song.

Rather than paying royalties each time,

having our own song would be more efficient.

- Yes. - Right.

I'll make a list of the songwriters who are popular these days.

Me.

- Do you write songs, Joo Ha? - No, but my friend does.

He won second place on "Song Again." He can write, compose, and arrange songs.

He's on a roll these days.

Hold on.

- Are you going to mirror the screen? - Bingo.

Mirroring.

Wake up from the sweetest nap of my life

It's already 3 p.m. I think it's a lie

His looks are a pass.

Isn't he Mark?

He's super popular these days.

I even voted for him.

Is he your boyfriend, Joo Ha?

He and I used to play ball since we were kids.

- But you don't have balls. - I didn't mean those balls.

No balls? You guys are so mean.

All of you are being super inconsiderate of PD Cho here.

Wait. Don't go.

I can't believe it. I mean, I won't.

Are you saying your love for me was a lie?

It wasn't a lie.

In the moments when you were shooting me, it wasn't.

How could your love change?

Love is always like a bedbug.

It easily sticks, and it easily moves on.

So,

did you move on to Jin Hee because your love was like a bedbug?

Is that it? A bedbug?

Just go back to sucking my blood. You can suck all the blood out of me.

Just don't move from me.

Don't be clingy.

Honey.

Honey.

(Alarm)

(No In Seong)

"CEO Cho, I'm No In Seong."

CEO Cho, I'm No In Seong.

I couldn't sleep at all because I was too worried about you.

Is your precious thing okay, CEO Cho?

I hope your SOCD didn't get worse.

I can introduce a urologist I know.

He's the best at plastic surgery on that thing.

Plastic surgery? He's insane.

This punk.

I'm sad already,

and he's making it worse.

I'm so sad.

My wife is pregnant.

Spicy food gives the fetus a hard time.

Hello, I'm Wife Guardian.

My wife is...

I saw you bought a new car without telling me.

And you talked to my father.

Did he pay you?

Yes. It takes a fortune to raise a baby.

You bad lady.

You bad jerk.

From now on, keep your mouth shut. Why?

Because I'm going to empty my mind from now on.

I'm only going to think of my baby.

So I was wondering,

how about spicy tteokbokki?

Spiciness level three. What do you think?

Let's make it a bit more spicier, so a fiery level four.

Deal. Level four.

- I'll order it. - Okay.

No!

You scared me.

Excuse me?

No spicy food.

Why not?

Well, I'm also hungry now.

I see.

So how about a set menu of Korean dishes?

- But that's too... - That's too...

No set menu of Korean dishes.

It's not delicious because it's not spicy.

How about mala tteokbokki with riceballs?

- No. - Riceballs.

Let's eat a set menu of Korean dishes. It's on me.

- Okay, then. - Really?

Let's eat a lunchbox with 12 side dishes.

You're Shiba, aren't you?

I heard about you from Joo Ha.

I'm Lee Mark. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

- Tag. - Thanks.

But why are you sitting here?

- Joo Ha, one more thing. - Okay.

Let's try not to get angry.

My energy level is super low right now.

Exactly. Let's keep it like that.

- I'm not angry at all, either. - Be careful.

Why?

I see.

Yes.

But,

don't you think we've met before?

Really?

Where could we have met?

I'm not sure, but you seem quite familiar.

Really?

Camper Three started flirting with Camper One since this moment, right?

Should we mention that in the subtitles?

Should we call it facial recognition flirting?

Facial recognition flirting.

What kind of flirting technique left the biggest impression on you?

What?

What was the most unforgettable flirting technique you've experienced?

For example,

the forearm muscle flirting,

ice-cream-while-drinking flirting,

OTT flirting,

indirect kiss flirting, and so on.

Well...

Do you have no experience at all?

Of course, I do.

Men have flirted with me in so many different ways beyond your imagination.

It was a joke. Don't take it seriously.

You made me break into laughter.

I suddenly want a break for some bread. Should we order it?

You can order it. I have to use the restroom.

Buy me.

Why should I?

Of course, I love you the most, honey. Who else would I love?

I really do love you.

I love you. Trust me.

Honey, I got a call. I'll call you again.

Hello? Honey.

I was busy.

I was too busy to call.

What are you saying? Of course, I love you.

I love you the most, honey. Who else would I love?

You want a kiss?

There.

Honey, I got a call. I'll call you later.

Long time no see, honey.

Honey?

What are you saying? I'm a very loving person.

How many honeys does he have?

I'm full of love.

I always love you.

- Min Jae. - Yes?

It seems I have too much love in me.

I love you, and I love him.

I'm so sorry.

I love you.

Have you eaten?

Yes, I've eaten.

Yes.

How about having dinner together, then?

Okay.

I love you.

So will mom, dad, and all the sisters be home today?

Except for the eldest?

Okay.

Wait.

Shiba.

Are you grabbing me by the collar?

It seems so. Should I let go?

No.

Help me.

Wait.

- Let's go downstairs. - What?

- Let's go downstairs. - Let's go upstairs.

- No, you should go downstairs, Joo Ha. - I have to go upstairs.

- Camper One. - Yes?

You're so skilled in using a knife.

Maybe you were a chef.

A chef?

Do you remember anything?

No, not yet.

- But using a knife... - Yes?

doesn't feel awkward.

- I'm so familiar. - You look natural.

Look at this.

My goodness.

Careful with the zucchini.

I saw you using those tools earlier...

and shoveling as well.

Maybe you were an athlete.

Yes.

Is that so?

Actually, I saw that I was quite muscular.

Really?

Try touching this part. Here.

It's like a rock.

- It's a rock. - I'm sure you're an athlete.

(If you know Camper One, please contact us through the KICKKICKKICKKICK account.)

I wonder who Camper One is.

A chef or an athlete?

Is that cream bun good?

I ordered it because it was a new product,

but I'm not sure if it's good or not.

Then...

- give me a bite. - Excuse me?

I wanted to try ordering that one next time.

If it's bad, I won't order it.

So give me one bite.

This is so good.

Is it good?

It's so good.

Seriously? Was that an indirect kiss flirt just now?

You're Cho.

You're Sa.

Serotonin.

Adrenalin.

Oxytocin.

Endorphin.

Love is just a hormone trick.

Break free from the trick...

And become truly free.

Your coffee is ready.

Thanks.

It would be great if you placed the cup in the middle like this.

- How about we grab a coffee? - Sure.

Have you gotten over the breakup you talked about...

in the Breakup Treatment Clinic?

Actually, I still see her in my dreams at times.

What a pity.

After I heard your story,

my story seemed trivial.

Your fiancรฉe said love was like a bedbug,

and your best friend took her from you.

What? Best friend?

What do you think you're doing? Were you filming us?

You always insist I'm wrong, that's why.

Give me your phone.

- PD Cho. - Give me your phone.

You're suffering from a traumatic breakup and SOCD as well.

The man was even your best friend.

This is so sad. How mean.

That crazy freak.

No In Seong, come here.

Sorry.

I'm okay.

I'm fine.

I am not easily destroyed.

Drive slowly.

Attorney Cheon, I'm Ji Jin Hee.

I contacted to ask if you reviewed the contract.

You scared me.

Why are you there?

- Ji Jin Hee, come here. - I don't want to.

Why should I come to you?

Stop.

- Mark. - Mark.

Stop right there.

I do not want to, CEO Cho.

Wait. Listen to me. I'll take care of it.

Let me take care of it.

Ji Jin Hee, you...

This hurts.

- You. - Stop.

Why do you keep throwing this at me?

- Take this. - No.

- Darn it. - Ji Jin Hee.

Listen to me. I'll take care of everything.

So please wait.

Come here. Stop right there.

CEO Cho.

I'm going to kill you.

My wife is pregnant.

When you're pregnant, you should not drink.

Hello, I'm Wife Guardian.

Do you know what you should be the most careful of during pregnancy?

Alcohol.

During pregnancy, you must not drink.

If you drink, the alcohol flows through the placenta...

directly to the baby.

Mala Xiaolongxia tastes the best with cilantro, indeed.

This won't do. I should definitely take one million dollars.

Ms. Ga.

Do you think my family is a pushover?

I gave you 500,000, and that was more than enough.

I have a lot of people who can raise children.

You shouldn't be too greedy.

Ms. Ga, what was that?

Mr. Ma.

Don't look at me like that.

Do you hear me?

How dare you take my...

No alcohol!

Blood.

No alcohol.

Min Jae.

- Shiba. - Goodness.

Poor him.

It wasn't blood.

Shiba, you're cute.

This is how we play together. Isn't that right?

Right.

What?

What do you mean?

Role play. Don't you know what role play is?

We come up with a situation and act.

I don't know what that is.

If it was a role play, then the pregnancy...

Pregnancy?

Pregnancy? Right.

A commoner lady falls in love with a wealthy man...

and eventually gives birth to a baby,

but the man's rich family thinks love is an exchange of equivalents,

so they oppose to a commoner in the family and splash water in her face...

and throw an envelope full of money to pressure her to break up with him.

This is a drama popular among everyone, and we were acting as characters in it.

What are you saying?

Role play.

What is it?

Shiba, in your chest...

I don't have anything. Don't come close.

I see a sword.

Shiba.

I love you.

Wackos.

That's not the line.

They're crazy. They're definitely crazy.

They're insane. Totally insane.

That was nice.

CEO Cho, wait.

CEO Cho, don't push. You'll hurt yourself.

- I caught you. - Don't be like that.

"Don't be like that?" Are you out of your mind?

What are you going to do with No In Seong?

Time out. En Garde, you punk.

What? Are you really insane?

Don't you know I played the role...

of a boyfriend who was a national fencer on "Forty-One Forty-Five?"

Are you out of your mind?

What are you aiming at? I'm going to kill you.

- I was talking about No In Seong. - Don't come closer. I'll poke you.

You can poke me. I'm invincible now.

- Marche. - Don't be ridiculous.

I asked you what you were going to do with No In Seong.

- Marche. - Stop saying "Marche."

Lunge.

Your...

CEO Cho, are you okay?

- Call 911. - 911? Are you okay?

- Call 911. - Okay. Sorry.

- Nine-one-one. - I'm sorry, CEO Cho.

(Attorney Cheon)

Time out.

Yes, Attorney Cheon?

- I'm sorry for the late reply.

About the contract you sent me.

You have to meet the six months stated explicitly in the contract...

to avoid legal issues.

- I see. - However,

However? Go on. Just stay still.

You said you signed this contract on the spot, right, Actor Ji?

Yes, I did. Just stay still. Be quiet.

Destruction of evidence.

Get rid of the contract.

- Okay. Thank you.

CEO Cho, I have good news.

There's a way to fire No In Seong.

Let's call him this instant.

No. Not yet.

- What? - We can't fire him yet.

Why not?

That's...

a secret I cannot tell.

Why not?

What are you saying? What's wrong?

CEO Cho, are you okay?

My goodness. Are you okay? CEO Cho.

There's blood. CEO Cho.

Why put him in such pain?

(KICKKICKKICKKICK)

He's a villain beyond imagination.

You still have the contract, don't you?

What's the one thing we need right now?

Speed.

What are you two doing?

Just make it fun. That's all.

Our first variety show, let's make it successful.

The KICKKICKKICKKICK Sports Day starts now.

If you know your enemy and yourself, you can win every battle.

Why are you being like that to me?

Shall we?

Has the program been canceled?

What is there that I can do?

KICKKICKKICKKICK, let's go.

We'll show you what we've got.

Let's go.

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