All language subtitles for Ghosts.S04E11

SAMANTHA:
Bela, we are so glad

that you were able
to come visit.

I know it's not under
the happiest circumstances.

Well, it's never fun
getting fired,

but hey, we had
creative differences.

Right, at the cat café.

What's a cat café?

Can cats even drink coffee?

What the hell is
going on out there?

Samantha, we need
to speak with you.

It's Thor. Next week

is the anniversary
of his abandonment,

and he has become
quite irritable.

He's being a real
bummer, man.

[electricity crackling][Thorfinn wailing]

Ghost thing?

Thor's shipmates left without
him a thousand years ago,

and every year, on the run-up
to the anniversary,

he starts acting out.

It's fine. Once it passes,

he'll return to a more
normal level of Viking anger.

It's not fine.
This morning, I waved at him,

and he chopped my hand off.

Was it the most physical
contact I've had in months?

Was it nice
just to feel something?

Point is, I'm available
for setups, people.

[groans]
Why so many steps?

Why you not build
this house shorter?

Isaac, put out hand real quick.

Hetty is the one
who built the house.

[gasps]
Cut her hand off.

No one needs to have
their hand cut off.

Thor, you can
talk to me.

I understand
what you're going through.

I was also abandoned.

You mean, the time
when you were nine

and your mother left you
at a Target store

for an hour
after you threw a fit?

Sure, she came back,
but it was still traumatic.

All I wanted was

the Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper
with the dolphin on it.

Mother leaving you alone
in store with toys and candy,

not same as shipmates

leaving Thor in strange land
alone to die.

I'm not saying it's the same.

It did kind of sound like
you were saying that.

[electricity crackling]Your thing not same!

[light bulb pops]

Okay. Thor?

I think it's time
we go back to therapy.

♪ ♪

How's the book coming, babe?

It's coming along. And
the ghosts are loving

the new dish you've
been working on

for the menu.Look at you two.

A published author
and a soon-to-be

head chef? Okay.

They would be the power
couple in their friend group

if they had any living friends.[phone chimes]

Seriously? That guy Sean

that I was gonna hire
to manage the restaurant?

He took another job.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Jay.

I don't have time to deal
with all this managerial crap.

I got a list of, like,
a thousand things

that Sean was supposed to do.

I wish I could help, but
between the Viking therapy

and this vampire deadline...

More like un-deadline.

Uh, hello?
[laughs]

This is, like,
perfect timing.

I'm unemployed.

Put me in, coach.

Whoa. That's a really
generous offer, Bela.

I-I'm just not sure
that I can take advantage

of your kindness like that.

Jay is lying
through his teeth.

He don't want his
screwup sister

anywhere near
his restaurant.

[phone vibrating]Ugh, I should take this,
it's my landlord.

But I'm serious, Jay.

I would love to
help you out.

I'm very responsible.

Hi, Stanley.

So, yeah, someone
put a hairbrush

in my garbage disposal.

Well, I don't really want
to point fingers.

Jay, I know Bela doesn't
have the best track record...

She got fired from a cat café.Okay,

but she also worked
in advertising,

and event planning, marketing.

Yeah, she's been fired
from some top companies.

Look, she's smart.

She just needs someone
to believe in her.

So, Jay, what do you say?

You gonna let me help you out?

My guy Jay's a softie.
I feel a cave coming on.

N...

Okay. Thanks, Bela.

[chuckles]
Yeah!

I am not gonna let you down.

ALBERTA:
I don't know about this.

That girl is a train wreck,

and I've witnessed
an actual train wreck.

Well, that was more
of a heist gone wrong.

But if you want to know who
was involved, I ain't talking.

PARK:
So...

what I can help you with,
Samantha?

[sighs]
Well, shipmates abandon me

a thousand years ago.

Translate.

Well, my mom left me at Target
when I was in third grade.

And now Thor
filled with rage.

And now I'm filled with rage.

PARK:
That's hard.

And what was her reasoning
for leaving you there?

Thor not know. Shipmates
tell everyone Thor wander off.

I hear from my baby Bjorn,
who is ghost now.

Well, she said that it was
because I wandered off.

THORFINN:
But Thor not wander off!

Thor get back to ship
when Thor supposed to.

Only to see ship
leave without Thor.

But I didn't wander
off, I just, uh,

went to the little
Target Pizza Hut

like I was supposed to,
but she wasn't there.

I'm sorry you had
to go through that.

Doctor, is there
something I can do

to relieve some
of the pain I feel

around the anniversary
of this incident?

Pain!

[electricity crackling]

We're having that looked at.

Well, it sounds
like you need

to get the real answer
for why your mom left you.

How Thor do that?
Shipmates long dead.

Unfortunately, my mom died
seven years ago.

You know, death

its own form of abandonment.

It's possible you're conflating
your childhood trauma

with the more recent trauma
of losing your mother.

That's... Wow,
that's really interesting.

You know,
now that I think about it...

Shut up, Samantha.
Thor just have amazing idea.

You go to Norway,
talk to ghost of dead shipmates

and find real reason
for Thor's abandonment.

I'm sorry, uh, Samantha,

it seemed like you were having
sort of a breakthrough,

but then you just kind of
trailed off.

Um...What you waiting for?
Simple solution

just fall in lap:
drop everything,

go to Norway
immediately.

I can't just go to Norway.

I'm sorry?

It's just another issue

that I have.

Fear of flying,
specifically to Scandinavia.

Interesting.

[explosion]

Jay, we lost engine one.

[explosion]And there goes engine two.

There's the problem:
we're out of gas.

Damn it, I told
Bela to fill her up

before we took off.

Okay, I see
what's happening here.

It's a classic stress dream.

You're worried
Bela's gonna screw up

that punch list you gave her.

I don't know
what I was thinking.

You know, I could have said no,

but instead,
I trusted my business

to the most unreliable person
in the world,

and now I'm about to crash
into the North Atlantic.

I'm pretty sure
you'll wake up first.

Wait a minute, you could
spy on Bela to make sure

she's not making any mistakes,

and then report back to me
tomorrow night.

You know, usually, I don't like
to get in the middle

of family drama, but that's
not true. I'd love to.

Appreciate it, Sass.
Oh, also, I'd brace for impact.

Can you maybe dream
about something

a little less stressful
tomorrow night?

I'll try. I love you, man.

Love you.

[both screaming]

THORFINN:
Please, Samantha.

Just book ticket to Norway.
You're being very selfish.

I went to a Dead show
in Norway once.

Or I thought I did.

It turns out, I
was just on acid

and never left my bedroom.

Thor, I'm running a B and B,

I have a book deadline,
the restaurant is opening...

What about Peter?

He's always annoying us
with tales of travel.

Maybe he could go
in Sam's stead.

I'd love to help, but Thor's
village sounds very remote.

So?Well, when
traveling

internationally, I like
to stick close to airports,

so that way, when Little Pete
starts to disappear,

I can make it home
before I vanish into oblivion.

Isn't "Little Pete" what
everyone calls your grandson?

I will work on a new nickname.

Thor very frustrated.

So close to fixing problems,

but no one willing to
cross ocean for him.

[electricity crackling]Disappointed!

JAY:
Oh, my God!

Sam?

I think Thorfinn
fried my laptop,

and it had all my
recipes on it.

THORFINN:
You hear that, Pete?

Jay lose recipes all because
you not go to Norway.

FLOWER:
Wow, that was

cult-leader-level manipulative,

and I'm not gonna lie,
it's kind of hot.

All right, fine. What good
is having this miraculous power,

if I don't use it
to help a friend?[shouts]

And wherever I happen to be
when "the hammer" disappears,

I'll just do my best
to make it home in time.

Hmm, don't love that one.I'll be honest, I'm intrigued.

Bjorn, I have news!

Pete is in sky ship
right now,

on way to motherland!

Hopefully, he will learn reason
for Thor's abandonment!

I'm so jealous of Peter.

I miss the village.

This time of year is beautiful
in Soørlia.

Why you say Soørlia?

We are from Steinkjer!

Oh, right, you
do not know.

Year after you not return,

Steinkjer run
out of cod,

so whole village move to Soørlia.

But if village
move away,

then no ghosts of shipmates
will be there!

Uh-oh.

Pete going to wrong village!

Being a spy isn't as exciting
as the movies make it out to be.

Yeah, they rarely show
James Bond

watching a woman
order table linens.

What's going on here?

Jay has no faith
in his sister,

so we're watching her
do administrative tasks.

Setting up the reservation
system, ordering supplies.

It's so boring.
She did almost spill ginger ale

on her computer,
but she caught it.

I have faith.

When Bela decides
to do something,

she is a force
to be reckoned with.

The only thing
she has left to do

is order a hundred pounds
of shrimp.

Guys, she only has
one pound in the cart.

Oh, this would be
a legendary screwup.

[yawns]

Bela, stay focused.
Put some zeroes on that order.

[Alberta gasps]

She hit "place order."

That's only one
pound of shrimp.

Bela, no.

And that's the game, folks.

Well, should we go tell Jay?

What? No. We got to tell Bela.

We should email her.No, there's no time.
We're two minutes away

from the 5:00 p.m.
next-day delivery deadline.

I didn't think it was possible,
but this shrimp thing

actually did get exciting.[chuckles]

Wait, the screen is still open.

I can just order
more shrimp now.

Jay never needs to know
that Bela messed up.

Yeah, but I told Jay that
I would let him know.

Sass,

I had a brother
who was always underestimated.

I don't want Bela
to feel the same way.

So please,
just let me take care of it.

Okay, fine. Yeah, you get in
there and order that shrimp.

[laughs] One minute left
for next-day orders.

I'm genuinely exhilarated.

Our lives are so sad.

[strains]

THORFINN:
Samantha,

I have something most
urgent to tell you.

Yeah, we heard, Pete is headed
to the wrong village.

HETTY:
He still doesn't
realize that we can

hear him screaming
at the top of his lungs.

Situation seems dark,

but if my military career
taught me one thing,

you can always give up,
and I suggest we do that here.

We're not giving up.

If only there was some way
to contact Peter.

Admittedly, the fact that
he's halfway around the world

and a ghost
complicates things.

Wait.

Pete knew that this was gonna
be a tight trip,

So he made a down-to-the-minute
itinerary,

which I have right here
on my computer. [chuckles]

Ugh. Stupid pop-up ads.

Wait, you're saying that we know
where Peter is going to be

at any given moment?

Exactly.
Every flight, every bus,

train, ferry and walk.

We just need to find a way
to send him a message.

But that feels impossible.

Which, not to just
push my thing,

brings us back
to my "giving up" plan.

It could not be easier
to execute.

Ugh, damn these ads.

Wait a minute.
This gives me an idea.

You're gonna get tickets
to Jersey Boyson tour?

It just might work.

SAMANTHA:
No.

We send Pete our own
kind of pop-up ad.

All right.

What's this?

"Go to Soørlia, not Steinkjer."

How did they know I'd be here?

[gasps] The itinerary.

Nice work, Sammy.

Okay, it's gonna be tight,
but you're still looking solid.

[exaggerated sigh]

JAY:
Why are there two
separate orders of shrimp?

This is like 200 pounds.
This is way more than we need.

Wait, this isn't right.

Well, I did order 100 pounds
from these guys.

But I only ordered one pound
from these guys.

Wait, she was ordering
the one pound on purpose?

What are you talking about?

Well, the place you gave me

was super expensive.

But then I remembered
my friend Katie

is dating this hot shrimper
up in Maine,

so I DM'd him on Instagram

and had him overnight the order.

Okay, but why
did she order

the single pound
of the other shrimp?

But I know you, and I know you
wouldn't be happy

unless you had a sample
of the expensive shrimp,

so you could see for yourself
they're not as good.

So that's why I ordered
a small sample.

That's actually pretty smart.

Or it would've been
if we hadn't ruined it.

Small sample?

We're drowning in shrimp, Bela.

Sam, get in here! We need you!

Well, clearly the one place
sent too much.

Or you screwed up.

Okay, Jay, let's not say
anything we're going to regret.

This is a huge waste of money.

You know what? It's on me.

I should've just
handled this myself.

Jay, I didn't order this.
Trust me.

Hey, guys.
JAY:
Great. Perfect timing.

Sam, can you ask Sass
if he saw Bela

screw up this
shrimp order?

Why would Sass know
what happened?

Don't love that
I'm the face of this.

Because I asked him
to spy on you,

because I was worried that you
were gonna mess something up.

And guess what? You did.

Sam, can you tell Jay
we ordered the extra shrimp?

What?

Trevor did it
on the computer.

You had a ghost
spy on me?

Wow.

You really don't think
much of me, huh?

Bela, wait.
No, whatever.

All I wanted to do
was help my brother.

Sam, tell him.

Okay, I'm just kind of
catching up on all this,

but the ghosts are here
and they said

to tell you
they ordered the shrimp.

What? Why?

They thought she screwed up,

and they were trying
to cover for her.

Oh, man, I just yelled at Bela.

God, I'm such a jerk.

I kind of feel like a bit
of a jerk right now, too,

to be honest.

We should've
had faith in her.

Well, in our defense,
the woman arrived

with a gas station nozzle
sticking out of her tank.

That's true.
There was context.

I am Gorm,
son of Gorm.

Oh, thank God.

I have been up and down
the Norwegian coast

talking to anyone
without a pulse.

And finally I found you.
[chuckles]

The man they say
has the information

I've been looking for.

Hey, look like
we both die from arrow.

I get mine defending village
from army of 300 raiders.

How you get yours?

Uh, s-similar.
Yeah, very similar.

Um, anyway, back to the reason
why I sought you out.

Uh, did you ever travel
to the New World

with a guy named Thorfinn?

Uh, he loves cod and murdering.

Oh, yeah, I know
of whom you speak.

Great. Well, I'm sort of
his roommate

and I'm trying to get
to the bottom of why

his shipmates abandoned him
a thousand years ago.

Is very long and sad tale.

It was a very cold morning when
the ship set sail from Norway...

And that is story
why Thorfinn abandoned.

Not to be rude,

but do you know
that your arm is disappearing?

Holy king crab!

I got to get a move on.

Uh, the 4:30 ferry
picks up right here?

Most days, yes. Not today.

Today Sámi Day,
national holiday.

No ferry today.

No, no, no,
t-that can't be right.

See, I was a travel agent
when I was alive.

I know every travel-affecting
holiday there is.

Sámi Day new.

W-When is the next ferry?

8:00 a.m. tomorrow.

Oh, no.

Is terrible. Samantha should've
been back from airport

with Pete hours ago.

Where are they?

This is by far the longest
Peter's ever been gone.

I wonder what happens if
he completely disappears.

Is it bad that I sort of
want to find out?

I disappeared once.

Turns out
I was just down a well.

It's a crazy story.

I'll tell you guys
about it some time.

[door closes]

I couldn't find Pete.

I waited for him all day
at the airport,

but he never showed up.

Oh.This all Thor's fault.

Can't believe
we'll never hear

Pete's happy little
voice again.

PETE:
Son of a biscuit!

Voice haunting Thor.

Wait. No, it's Peter!

[whimpering]

[grunting]

Oh.

[laughing]

Oh. Oh.

[gasping]

[laughs]

Pete! Thank Odin
you're home.

Why weren't you
at the airport?

Oh, it was a whole thing.

Basically, Sámi Day threw
a wrench in my whole plan.

I had to fly into Newark
instead of JFK,

then I had to crawl
from the nearest bus stop.

You drove right past me, Sam.

I did? I didn't see...

You didn't see
the one arm dragging

the severed torso
up your driveway?

I think I might've
been texting.

ISAAC:
No judgement.

I was once reading
a Thomas Paine leaflet

and drove my carriage
right into a donkey.

[chuckles] Guess I wasn't
showing a lot of "common sense."

Did you find out
what happened to Thor?

I did.

Was it conspiracy?
Betrayal?

Did ship captain
fear that Thor

was threat to replace him
due to Thor natural charisma?

Actually...

...they just miscounted.

What?

Yeah, I guess they did
a head count

and at first a guy named Ivar
was wearing a hat

and then he took the hat off
and they counted him twice.

So, they left Thor
by mistake?

They not even know Thor missing?

Well, they realized
their mistake eventually,

but by that point, they were
halfway across the Atlantic

and they'd gone the long way
to avoid the great monster.

Sure, best to avoid
the great monster.

So they just sailed home.

They were so embarrassed
by what happened

that they decided
to make up a story

and say that you wandered off.

So they just... forget Thor?

I'm sorry, Thor.

According to Gorm,
they felt really bad about it.

But not bad enough
to turn around.

I dealt with the great monster
during travels, once.

It's what we call John Jay's
sensitive tummy.

That man could stink up
a carriage.

[sighs]

Hey, Bela, you got a sec?

Don't worry,
I'm packing up to leave.

Won't be able to mess
anything else up for you.

I owe you an apology.

Turns out,
Trevor's the one

who ordered the extra shrimp.

He thought you made a mistake

and he was just trying
to have your back.

Really?
So he still thinks about me?

You know, I met him in person
and he's not that handsome.

I'm lying, he's beautiful.

We're never telling Trevor
about any of this.

Nope, we're taking this
to our graves.

Or, you know what I mean.Yeah.

I'm sorry, okay?
I should've trusted you.

Look, I get
why you were worried.

I've screwed up
at a lot of different jobs.

Maybe because I never
really cared about them.

But you're my brother.

This restaurant
is your dream.

I take that
incredibly seriously.

I might live
to regret this, but...

would you maybe want
to manage the restaurant?

Wow, that's a serious
show of faith.

On an interim basis.

Okay, a little hedge,
but still something.

Do you really mean that?

Don't answer. No take backs.

I'm in.

[chuckles]

For real, though, Jay,

this is so sweet.

It means the world to me.

Sometimes you're
a pretty good guy.

And you'll call Mom
and you'll tell her what I did?

Sure. Um, but...

can I borrow your phone?

Mine fell in the toilet.

Sure.

These two dingbats.

God love 'em.

Hey. We just wanted to see
how you were doing.

I'm fine, but you might
want to ask Thor.

He's processing
some terrible news.

Thor, in a way,

your abandonment is kind of
a best-case scenario.

It was an accident.

And as I've told
the grieving parents

of many factory workers
over the years,

accidents happen.

Thor appreciate you all
for trying to help, but...

Thor doing okay.

When Pete not return,

Thor not thinking about finding
answer to abandonment.

Only thing Thor
think about is Pete.

Aw, buddy.

Worrying about friends from past
almost make Thor

lose friend from today.

Maybe what Thor
really need is to...

let go of past

and appreciate the people
that surround him now.

Wow, that's
really healthy, Thor.

Thor take two sessions
of therapy in four years.

Thor very evolved.

Thor did the work.

I think I'm gonna take
a page out of Thor's book

and forgive my mom
for leaving me at Target.

Again, not same thing.

No, absolutely not
the same thing.

But sort of similar.

Pete...

you come through for Thor

in way that shipmates did not.

Thank you.

FLOWER:
Aw.

I love that you're feeling
so close to Pete right now.

I don't like
where this is going.

I'm just saying, it would be
rude of me and Thor

not to thank you properly.

And we're not rude.

If anything should transpire,

please report back
regarding "the hammer."

Tell me how
you're feeling this week.

Well, I do have some new issues

that have risen to the surface.

I'm listening.

Uh, I almost died

coming back
from Norway last week.

It got pretty hairy.

You went to Norway since
the last time I saw you?

Sam, say my thing.

Uh, there's more.
I was stuck in a well

for a time last year,
it was dark.

And wormy. Say wormy.

SAMANTHA:
What else? Oh, right.

I'm still a virgin.

Aren't you married?

Yeah, it's weird.

It's not weird.

Do we really have to
do this all together

in the same session?

It's an insurance thing.

Now say mine,
Samantha.

Also, I'm very torn up to
recently learn that I'm Irish.

I think we're gonna
need to start meeting

multiple times a week.

Huh. Honey, she can't
afford that.

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