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Hey, you know the rule--
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whoever finishes the coffee's
got to make more.
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That's the rule, huh?
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Yeah.
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And who made the rule?
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Well, uh, me.
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Cheers.
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Without rules, we got anarchy!
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JIM:
Georgie, can I see you a sec?
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- Shut the door.
- Am I in trouble?
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- No.
- Am I getting a raise?
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- No.
- Is it about my coffee rule?
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Just sit.
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I need you
to cover the store this weekend.
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Where are you gonna be?
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Tire convention in New Orleans.
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And you ain't taking me?
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Why would I?
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Well, a tire convention's
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like going to Dollywood,
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but better 'cause there's tires.
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Well, I need you here.
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What about Ruben?
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Well, you're gonna
take over the store someday.
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This is how
you get your feet wet.
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[sighs] But he hates it
when you leave me in charge.
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- Oh, he's fine.
- So you told him?
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No, that's why the door's shut.
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Well, I don't want to tell him.
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Son, dealing
with disgruntled employees
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is part of the job.
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Then why don't you do it?
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Well, I'm dealing with you.
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You're disgruntled. I'm done.
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Fine.
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This is good for you.
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You mean it's good for you.
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Same thing.
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Ruben, just a heads-up.
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Mr. McAllister's going
out of town,
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and he's leaving me in charge.
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That makes sense.
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You have been here
several months.
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Just so you know,
I don't even think of it
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as me being in charge.
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I think of us more as partners,
like Tango and Cash.
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I don't know what that is.
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You ain't never seen
Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell,
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Sylvester Stallone?
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- Go make coffee.
- Yes, sir.
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♪
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[coos]
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Before you leave, would you
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take a look
at the toilet in our bathroom?
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Oh, you just have
to jiggle the handle.
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I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
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Okay, okay.
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Where you going?
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New Orleans, tire convention.
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Oh. Are you taking Georgie?
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Why would I?Why wouldn't you?
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He's great at networking,
people like him.
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- I'm a fan.
- Thank you, Bubba.
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So can I?
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- You really want to?
- I do.
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Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben
he has to run the shop.
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I'll tell him.
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No, this is good news.
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Boss gets to give the good news.
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So, all these years,
I've offered to go with you,
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and you've always said no.
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Well, I just didn't think
you'd care
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about a bunch of dudes talking
about advances in tire treads.
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Goodyear's got
this new Aquatred.
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It's designed to shed water
twice as fast as a normal tire.
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It's something else.
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See?
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You'll be okay with CeeCee
- while I'm gone?
- Of course.
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Plus, Grandma's here.
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And I can always lend a hand.
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Have you ever even held a baby?
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I've held an accordion.
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How different can it be?
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You don't squeeze a baby.
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Got it.
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"The Goodyear Regatta is
a long-wearing,
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"quiet-riding,
touring radial.
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It has a wide tread
for responsive handling."
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Are you reading her
a tire catalogue?
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It ain't about the story.
It's about the performance.
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Give me that little nugget.
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Come here.
Come here, baby.
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- There you go.
- Up, sweetie.
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It's gonna be hard
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to be away from her.
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What about me?
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It's different.
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You already got teeth
and know how to walk.
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I am the whole package.
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It's kind of exciting,
your dad talking
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about me taking
over the store someday.
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Mm-hmm. You're gonna be
the tire king of Medford.
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Forget Medford. I'm gonna be
the tire king of Texas.
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And does the tire king of Texas
still live with my parents?
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Hell no.
He's got a giant house.
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Ooh. I like that.
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Oh, and a big old pool
in the shape of a tire.
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So a circle.
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Well... yeah.
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I can't wait
to meet the Hankook tire guys.
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Mm-hmm.
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I learned how to say "hi"
in Korean. Annyeong.
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How'd you learn that?
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Called Sheldon.
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He also taught me,
"Hwajangsilyi eodieya."
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- What's that mean?
- Where's the bathroom?
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Why does your brother
know Korean?
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Why does he know Klingon?
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I've learned not to ask.
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Listen, something
I got to tell you.
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Sure. What's up?
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You won't be meeting any Koreans
on this trip.
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Why not?
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We're not going
to the convention.
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Where we going?
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To a riverboat casino.
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I don't understand.
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Well, it's the same
as a regular casino,
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only it floats.
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So this whole trip's a lie?
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Not the whole trip.
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Just the part about the
convention and us going to it.
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Well, why'd you even invite me?
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Uh, I didn't invite you.
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What am I supposed
to tell Mandy?
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Just tell her that we went
to a tire convention.
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I don't want to lie to my wife.
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Oh, don't think
of it as a lie.
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Then what is it?
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It's more of a yarn, tall tale,
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you know, make-'em-ups.
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What?
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Look, just don't tell Mandy!
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All right? She'll tell Audrey,
and then I'm in for it.
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Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not
a good color on you.
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Look, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
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Okay? We're gonna
have a great time.
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Look, no one gets hurt,
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and we can talk
about tires all you want.
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Isn't that basically
what happens at a convention?
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No!
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Oh, how would you know?
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You ain't never been to one.
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[footsteps approaching]
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Ooh. What happened here?
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CeeCee and I had a disagreement
over lunch.
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I wanted it in her mouth,
she thought otherwise.
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You've got some banana
in your hair.
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Oh, no, that's from breakfast,
but thank you.
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Hey, when you're done,
would you like
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to go clothes shopping with me?
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Oh. What's the occasion?
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Well, the boys are out
having fun.
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Why shouldn't we?
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I don't know if I'd call
a tire convention fun.
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Oh, Amanda,
there's no tire convention.
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The boys are going
to a riverboat casino to gamble.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, your father
does this every year.
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He thinks I don't know.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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If you know he's lying,
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why aren't you calling him
on it?
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Well, I considered that,
but then I realized,
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I get a weekend to myself.
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And someday,
if we ever have a bad fight,
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I can use this to crush him.
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That is really sick.
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Thank you.
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Wait. Does Georgie know?
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No.
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No, he doesn't know.
He wouldn't lie to me like that.
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Well, maybe, maybe not.
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Oh, what happened
when you first met?
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Something about his age?
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That was different. He only lied
to have sex with me.
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How is that better?
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Didn't say better.
I said different.
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If I'm gonna do this, we got
to get our story straight.
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There were tires, we saw them,
the story is straight.
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What if Mandy asks
for more details?
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Well, that's the great thing
about tires.
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No one ever wants
to hear about 'em.
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It's not just about tires.
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Did we go to dinner
with any sales reps?
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Sure.
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- Where'd they take us?
- I don't know. Steakhouse.
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- What did we get?
- I had a shrimp
cocktail and a salad.
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No one's gonna believe
you ordered a salad!
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It doesn't matter!
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She's gonna figure it out!
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Listen, I've been
doing this for ten years.
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Audrey has no idea.
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How long have you known?
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About ten years.
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Why didn't you tell me
before they left?
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I didn't want
to give up my weekend.
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[scoffs] Or did you want to see
if Georgie would lie to me?
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No, that's just gravy.
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Well, I'm sure
he's gonna tell me the truth.
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Exciting, isn't it?
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When he calls to check in,
I'm gonna tell him.
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You will not. Then your father
will know that I know.
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But you're also lying to him,
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because you know
he's lying to you.
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It's not lying
to let him think that I think
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his lie is the truth when
the truth is, I know it's a lie.
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Okay, I don't follow,
but I'm pretty sure I disagree!
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I have to say, I'm glad
you're uncomfortable
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lying to my daughter.
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I'm glad you're glad.
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Speaks well of you.
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I'm a heck of a guy.
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Listen, this
weekend's happening.
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You might as well have fun.
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Can I even get into a casino?
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I ain't 21.
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Oh, you're telling me Georgie
Cooper don't have a fake ID?
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You're starting
to get on my nerves.
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[laughs]
That's what I thought.
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What if I win money? Where do I
tell Mandy it came from?
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You don't tell her.
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So another lie.
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No, it...
it's the same lie.
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Just buy her something nice,
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she won't ask
where the money came from.
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- Okay, I guess I can do this.
- Attaboy.
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We just need to nail down what
we ordered at the steakhouse.
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Oh, my God.
We had steaks!
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That's good. Steaks.
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- I got to call Mandy.
- Why?
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Well, I told her I would
when we got checked in.
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Fine, but just keep it
short and sweet.
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I don't about short, but lucky
for you, sweet comes natural.
245
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I wish you would've
let me buy you something.
246
00:10:03,754 --> 00:10:05,886
Well, I said
I liked that striped top.
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I meant something
you looked good in.
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[phone rings]
Oh!
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That might be Georgie.
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Do not tell him you know.
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Shh.
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Hello?
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Hey, just wanted to let
you know we made it.
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Good, good.
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00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,163
How was the drive?
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Fine, fine.
257
00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:26,385
Great, great.
258
00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:28,822
Big day tomorrow?
259
00:10:28,823 --> 00:10:30,258
Yeah.
260
00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:31,564
I think
we're gonna turn in soon.
261
00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:33,696
Sure.
262
00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,176
Lot of meetings lined up?
263
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,874
Yeah, I think so.
264
00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,789
I'm just following
your dad's lead.
265
00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:42,183
Yeah, well, he has been
to so many of these,
266
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,575
you're in good hands.
267
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,361
Yep. Well-well,
give CeeCee a kiss for me.
268
00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:47,755
You got it.
269
00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,627
I love you.
270
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,586
I love you, too.
271
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,373
You lying bastard!
272
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,028
He didn't tell you?
273
00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,551
Oh, shut up.
274
00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:04,335
You know what'd be fun?
275
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:06,555
Let's you and me go out
and have a drink.
276
00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:08,383
Uh, hello, I have a baby.
277
00:11:08,384 --> 00:11:11,603
I know, but Connor can watch
CeeCee for an hour or two.
278
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,041
Uh... Come on, I'm buying.
279
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,086
Fine.
280
00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,479
Great!
281
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,221
We can tell people
we're sisters.
282
00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:22,224
♪
283
00:11:25,314 --> 00:11:27,097
What's become of me?
284
00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:29,666
[water running][Jim vocalizing]
285
00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:36,237
[playing music][phone rings]
286
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,805
[music shuts off]
287
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,458
Hello?
288
00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:41,808
Hey, Connor, it's Georgie.
289
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:42,896
Can I talk to Mandy?
290
00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:44,462
She went out with my mom.
291
00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:46,073
Who's watchin' the baby?
292
00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:47,465
I am.
293
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:48,815
You know how to do that?
294
00:11:48,816 --> 00:11:50,643
No, but I'm learning on the job.
295
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,473
Okay, well, keep in mind
that's the only kid I got.
296
00:11:55,736 --> 00:11:58,433
Not to worry, we're having
a great time rocking out.
297
00:11:58,434 --> 00:11:59,869
I'll try again later.
298
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:00,915
Bye.
299
00:12:03,178 --> 00:12:04,787
Okay.
300
00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:08,399
This is a song about me and you.
301
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,489
♪
302
00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,665
♪ Now this right here's
a story ♪
303
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,406
♪ About a baby and a man
304
00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:17,626
♪ One day they got together
305
00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,760
♪ And decided to form a band
306
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:24,502
♪ Now the baby didn't do much
307
00:12:24,503 --> 00:12:26,809
♪ And the man wrote
all the songs ♪
308
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:28,855
♪ But it didn't seem to matter
309
00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:31,859
♪ With how well they got along
310
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,254
♪ Baby-man, baby-man
311
00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,779
♪ One member is a baby
312
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:42,825
♪ And the other is a man
313
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:46,742
♪ Baby-man, baby-man
314
00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:49,005
♪ Believe me
you will never see ♪
315
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:52,705
♪ A spectacle so grand.
316
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,623
[country music playing]
317
00:12:58,624 --> 00:12:59,973
You know, in all these years
318
00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:02,192
I don't think we've ever had
a drink together.
319
00:13:02,193 --> 00:13:03,715
Well, I used to steal
out of your liquor cabinet.
320
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,282
Does that count?
321
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:08,024
You know what I mean.
322
00:13:08,025 --> 00:13:10,897
I don't think I've ever seen
you drink a beer before.
323
00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:13,030
Mm, you didn't know me
in high school.
324
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,382
Oh, really, were you the
bad girl at the sock hop?
325
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,950
Don't make fun of sock hops.
326
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,735
I had my first kiss
at the sock hop.
327
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,868
Ooh, in the backseat of a car?
328
00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,435
No, in the front seat.
329
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:28,916
I was a good girl.
330
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,223
Hey, can I ask you
a serious question?
331
00:13:33,224 --> 00:13:34,398
Of course.
332
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,704
Are you and Dad okay?
333
00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,924
What do you mean?
334
00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:40,100
Well, you're lying, he's lying.
335
00:13:40,101 --> 00:13:41,841
That doesn't concern you?
336
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,930
Oh, no, we're fine.
337
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,975
Okay, if you say so.
338
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:48,195
Are you really worried
about us?
339
00:13:48,196 --> 00:13:50,327
Or is this
about you and Georgie?
340
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:53,244
Um, I don't know,
I guess a little of both.
341
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:58,118
You know I haven't always been
his biggest fan,
342
00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:00,337
but I have to admit
343
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:02,253
he's a good husband.
344
00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:04,907
Wow.
345
00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:06,475
I like half-a-beer Audrey.
346
00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:09,346
Enjoy it.
347
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:11,697
Full-beer Audrey
might dance on the bar.
348
00:14:13,743 --> 00:14:15,397
Can we get
another round?
349
00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:18,007
What ya thinking?
350
00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:20,053
Hold 'em, blackjack, craps?
351
00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:22,055
Doesn't matter,
whatever you want.
352
00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:24,013
Oh, quit your moping.
353
00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:25,973
I ain't moping, I'm fretting.
354
00:14:27,322 --> 00:14:28,496
What's the difference?
355
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:30,411
"Moping" is sad about yesterday.
356
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,892
"Fretting" is sad
about tomorrow.
357
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,632
That's heavy.
358
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,765
I just can't help wondering
if this is how my marriage
359
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,375
is gonna be in 30 years.
360
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:39,899
If you're lucky.
361
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,030
How is this lucky?
362
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:43,119
Ah, 30 years is a
good run.
363
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,078
Lot of folks
end up divorced.
364
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,863
Yeah, 'cause they lie
to each other.
365
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:50,083
Hey, when you been
with someone that long,
366
00:14:50,084 --> 00:14:52,172
it's nice to have
a little secret now and then.
367
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:54,739
You trying to convince
me or you?
368
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,480
I'm trying to have some fun,
but I got
369
00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:58,875
the world's oldest
teenager dragging me down.
370
00:15:01,356 --> 00:15:03,444
What do you think
Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
371
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,011
Hey, I don't know.
372
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,490
I don't want to know.
373
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,537
Oh, I bet she's got
some doozies.
374
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,017
Stealing from the store.
375
00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,976
- Sleepin' with the mailman.
- Enough.
376
00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:15,325
You don't like thinking
about that, do ya?
377
00:15:15,326 --> 00:15:16,893
No.
Good.
378
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,982
Okay, careful,
careful, careful.
379
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,767
Hey!
380
00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:24,030
What's wrong with her?
381
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,293
Oh, she had
a couple beers.
382
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:27,948
I had a couple beers.
383
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,080
And a couple shots.
384
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,953
Tequila!
385
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:36,868
Is everything okay with CeeCee?
386
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,087
Sound asleep.
387
00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:40,002
Oh, we need to
find you a girl
388
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:43,440
so you can have
your own babies.
389
00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:46,053
When are you gonna have more?
390
00:15:47,358 --> 00:15:49,012
You're not getting any younger.
391
00:15:50,753 --> 00:15:53,407
All right, all right,
let's get you to bed.
392
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,713
Ooh. Okay.
393
00:15:55,714 --> 00:15:57,106
Where are my shoes?
394
00:15:57,107 --> 00:15:58,979
That is a wonderful question.
395
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:01,502
I like those shoes.
396
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,200
Uh-huh.
397
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:06,637
[keys jangle]
398
00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:08,509
Where'd you learn to play
blackjack like that?
399
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,077
My meemaw taught me.
400
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,166
Well, that figures.
401
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,776
How much you up?
402
00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:17,213
She also taught me to never
answer that question.
403
00:16:17,214 --> 00:16:19,911
Aw, come on,
I'll tell you how I did.
404
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,174
I watched you play.
405
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:22,697
I know how you did.
406
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,873
Yeah, well...
407
00:16:24,874 --> 00:16:27,093
I'll make it back tomorrow.
408
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:30,574
Not if you keep hittin' on a 12
when the dealer shows a six.
409
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,968
I had a feeling.
410
00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:35,362
[phone ringing]
411
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,973
Oh, this can't be good.
412
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,541
Hello?
413
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,544
Hello, Jim.
414
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,198
Audrey?
415
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,461
Are you convention-ing?
416
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:49,550
[laughing]
417
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,161
Uh, we were sleeping.
418
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,162
Something wrong?
419
00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,642
Shh. You okay?
420
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:55,991
I'm great.
421
00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,297
Really great.
422
00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:58,602
Great.
423
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,214
And you're great.
424
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,216
Okay.
What's going on?
425
00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:04,565
I think she's drunk.
426
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,132
Is that Georgie?
427
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,742
Hi, Georgie!
428
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,005
She's drunk.
429
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,138
Me and Mandy went out drinking!
430
00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:14,792
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
431
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:17,144
I don't know where my shoes are.
432
00:17:18,406 --> 00:17:20,363
Oh, I'm sure
they'll turn up.
433
00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:21,973
Okay. [chuckles]
434
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,105
Tell Georgie
435
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:24,629
I said hi.
436
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,066
Will do.
437
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,591
Good night, sexy man.
438
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,637
Good night...
439
00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:35,510
...you.
440
00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:38,164
You think they're onto us?
441
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,991
Ah, she would've said
something.
442
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,776
All right, well,
I'm gonna turn in.
443
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:44,780
Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up
too late and have fun.
444
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:49,305
- Mr. McAllister.
- Yeah.
445
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:52,048
No disrespect, but I'm seriously
questioning you as a role model.
446
00:17:53,963 --> 00:17:55,138
That's understandable.
447
00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:03,232
[door opens]
We're back!
448
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,146
[quietly]: Remember
what we talked about.
449
00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:05,147
Got it.
450
00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:06,148
You cool?
451
00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,149
- I'm cool.
- All right.
452
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,368
Try smiling.
453
00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:10,283
- JIM: Hey!
- Hey!
454
00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:12,633
AUDREY: Hey!
MANDY:
Welcome back.
455
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,243
How was the convention?
456
00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:15,723
- Best one yet.
- Aw.
GEORGIE: Yeah.
457
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:18,205
Korean sales rep
took us out to a steakhouse.
458
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,424
We had steaks.
459
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:22,905
Yum.
460
00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:25,124
How 'bout you gals?
461
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,168
Sounds like
you had a night.
462
00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:28,127
What do you mean?
463
00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:29,955
Well, you called me
drunk off your ass.
464
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,044
No, I didn't.
465
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,698
Seriously? You don't remember?
466
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,483
Jim, I'd remember
if I called you.
467
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:38,790
Okay.
468
00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:42,489
Ever find your shoes?
469
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,927
Oh, my God, I called you.
470
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,624
So, I hope
it wasn't all work.
471
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,843
I hope you had a little fun.
472
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:50,497
Well, you know me.
473
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:51,672
Work is fun.
474
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,195
Mm.
475
00:18:53,196 --> 00:18:55,197
Here, check it out.
I got you something.
476
00:18:55,198 --> 00:18:56,546
[gasps]
Oh, my God.
477
00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:58,461
Diamond earrings.
Are these real?
478
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:00,159
'Course they're real.
479
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,422
How can you afford these?
480
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:04,207
[stammering]
Your dad gave me a raise.
481
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,168
Sure did!
482
00:19:09,604 --> 00:19:11,561
Did you get me
anything, honey?
483
00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:13,259
Oh, you don't remember?
484
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,869
I told you on the phone I
was gonna get you something.
485
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,176
You told me not to.
486
00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:20,092
You were very firm about it.
487
00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:22,965
Okay, I'm gonna unpack
and hit the shower.
488
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:24,879
Me, too. Missed you
489
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,098
- like crazy.
- Missed you like crazy.
490
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,318
[chuckles softly]
491
00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:31,581
[sighs]
492
00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:33,367
I got diamonds. You got squat.
493
00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:38,241
[country music playing]
494
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,115
Excuse me.
495
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:48,032
Did anyone happen to
find a pair of shoes?
496
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:50,166
Oh, yeah. Welcome back.
497
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,560
Here you go.
498
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:54,517
Thank you.
499
00:19:54,518 --> 00:19:55,693
Hang on.
500
00:19:56,999 --> 00:19:58,522
You want the bra, too?
501
00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:04,005
[chuckles nervously]
502
00:20:04,006 --> 00:20:05,921
That's not mine! [scoffs]
503
00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:18,802
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