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You know, now that CeeCee's
starting to walk,
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we should think about
babyproofing this place.
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We didn't babyproof the house
for you or your brother,
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and you both lived.
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Have you forgotten that Connor
stuck a butter knife
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in an outlet?
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And he lived.
Your point?
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Might explain the way he is.
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You mean
my electric personality?
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JIM:
Hey.
Hey.
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Brought dinner.
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Ooh, meat lovers.
What's the occasion?
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Well, thanks to your husband,
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we're handling all the auto
business for the high school.
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[gasps]
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I'm bringin' home the bacon,
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and the sausage
and the pepperoni.
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All of their tires, huh?
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I'm impressed.
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But...
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No buts. Way to go.
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Still feels like there's
a "but" coming.
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You feel it,
I feel it, too.
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You two are impossible.
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See, that feels better.
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Got a pretty hefty commission
check coming your way.
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We sure need it, given our
ginormous credit card debt.
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You mean my ginormous
credit card debt.
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I was tryin' to be nice.
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Try harder.
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Your ginormous
credit card debt
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does not diminish
my love for you.
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That is nicer.
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I was thinkin', how about
we take some of my commission
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and go have a fancy dinner
somewhere?
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No, that's okay,
we don't have to.
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You sure?
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Celebrate that we're finally
makin' some money.
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You're making some money.
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You're mad about that?
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Of course not.
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'Cause that'd be a weird thing
to be mad about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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Good.
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Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
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Probably a nicer way to say it.
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Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
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There we go.
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It just makes me feel like
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I'm-I'm not contributing
anything.
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Honey, it ain't a competition.
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Yes, it is and I'm losing.
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You want me to earn less?
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Look, I went to college,
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I have a Bachelor of Arts degree
in communications.
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I should be making
more than you.
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Well, what's stoppin' you?
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Oh, come on, put that diploma
to use, talk to me.
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♪
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[coos]
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[clicks tongue]
Can I get you anything else?
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Tea's fine.
Mm.
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You sure? Slice of pie?
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What kind of pie you got?
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Apple, pecan,
lemon meringue.
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Nah, I get my pie
from the Waffle House.
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Right.
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[sighs heavily]
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I could use some
more hot water.
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Can I get you another tea bag?
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You gonna charge me for it?
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Yes.
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Water's fine.
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[sighs]
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You charge for lemon?
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, I went to college.
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[rock music plays on radio][sighs]
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FEMALE DJ:
We'll be back with more of
today's hits right after this.
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ANNOUNCER:
Do you feel like your potential
isn't being maximized?
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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Could you use some extra money?
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Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Would you like
to be your own boss?
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I don't care,
just say how to do it.
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So it's basically selling
vitamins, and diet shakes,
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and health bars.
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And I can make
my own schedule
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so I can keep my job
at the diner
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and I can still be here
for CeeCee.
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Have you ever worked
in sales?
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No, but how hard can it be
selling diet stuff to Texans--
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everybody's chunky.
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Okay. When do you start?
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Well, here's the thing--
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you know that old saying,
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"You gotta spend money
to make money?"
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Uh-huh.
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Well, there you go.
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How much?
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Well, obviously I'd
make it back real fast.
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How much?
And keep in mind,
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sales is all about
communication.
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And what do I have
a degree in?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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It's $1,200.
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That's my whole commission
from the school account.
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Meant to be, huh?
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Just so I'm clear,
are you competing with me
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or are we on the same team?
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[scoffs]: How can
you even ask that?
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Of course we're
on the same team.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Just a word of warnin'--
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sales is not as easy
as you think.
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It's not?
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I just got you to
fork over 1,200 bucks.
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God, I am so
turned on right now.
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♪
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[breathes deeply]
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wanted
to introduce myself
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and see if you had a few minutes
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to hear about
our exciting products.
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How did you get
in this building?
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Oh, well, I waited
till somebody was coming out...
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[door slams shut]
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wrapped things up
with your neighbor
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and she...
Which neighbor?
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Well, right next door.
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Joan gave you money?
She owes me money.
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Well, I don't really
know about...
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Joan! Joan!
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Why are you buying crap
from this bimbo
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when you owe me for
the lotto tickets?!
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I know you're in there!
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Joan!
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in the...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh...
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Hi. I'm Mandy... [whimpers]
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[inhales]
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MANDY:
I didn't even say anything!
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Hey.
Hey.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Sure.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great. Just great.
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It's important to keep in mind,
selling is like an art.
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You know, it takes time
to learn the...
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Somebody else talk.
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Yeah, when I was young,
I tried sellin' door-to-door.
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It was rough.
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Yeah, how young?
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Oh, real young, 16.
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So three years ago.
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That's a big chuck
of my life.
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The point is
is I got better.
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Oh, good for you.
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I see why you stopped talkin'.
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Relax, okay?
I'm not mad at you.
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Great. So you gonna pack it in?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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No, we'd be out
1,200 bucks.
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You'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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Well, I thought we're
on the same team.
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We are.
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You spent $1,200
to sell diet food to Texans?
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Georgie thought it
was a good idea.
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I was tryin'
to be supportive.
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So you were lying?
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I was supportin'.
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Okay, no sense
throwing blame around.
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If you're not gonna quit,
what's the plan?
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Well, door-to-door's
a waste of time.
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I need to set up someplace
people come to me.
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Maybe in front of
a grocery store or something.
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Lot of foot traffic,
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people feelin' guilty about
junk food. That's smart.
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Yeah, that's why I said it.
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Go team.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should buy
some of Mandy's diet crap.
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You know, get her started.
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Really?
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Have you forgotten
the Girl Scout cookies?
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The crying,
the tantrums.
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"Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
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She ended up
selling a bunch.
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To you.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
a Thin Mint out of the freezer.
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You know, she's not
a little girl anymore.
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You can't keep
coddling her.
[scoffs]
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You coddle Connor--
what's the difference?
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He's a late bloomer.
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He's 26.
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He bloomed.
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This is the bloom.
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You know very well he requires
a little extra love.
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He requires
a swift kick in the ass.[scoffs]
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You don't mean that.[sighs]
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You could at least make him
chip in around the house,
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you know, maybe do
his own laundry.
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That seems fair.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I wasn't prepared
to win an argument.
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You want to tell him?
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I kind of do.
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Go for it.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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I'm gonna tell him
we agreed on this.
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I don't want him coming to you
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and playing us
against each other.
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Smart.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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What if he gives me a hard time?
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Then he will have dirty clothes.
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Consequences.
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That's good.
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♪
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Hi! Would you like
to sample one
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of our delicious diet shakes
or nutrition bars?
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Okay, maybe
on the way out!
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Hi, ma'am,
would you like to sample
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one of our delicious
diet shakes?
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Not that I think you're fat!
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'Cause I don't!
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Hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, just wanted to come check in
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on my favorite saleslady.
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How's it going?
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Good. Uh, passing out samples,
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getting people excited
about the product.
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Oh, excuse me,
may I interest you
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in a free sample of a...
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I'm a person!
I have feelings!
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Hey, maybe instead of
just launching
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right into your sales pitch,
you try to find
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something personal
you can connect about.
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I got this, Georgie.
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Watch this.
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Hook 'em,
Horns.
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Hell yeah.
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That game against A&M,
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they got robbed.
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100%.
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What's all this?
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A scientifically designed
diet system.
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Here, try one.
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Not only
tastes great--
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it's developed by doctors
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to help you drop weight
jiffy quick.
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I could probably
lose a few.
265
00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:03,595
How much?
266
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,249
Oh, normally $15.
267
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,077
But we're having
a special-- two for $20.
268
00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:08,863
Well, then give me two.
269
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,476
Get ready to wear
smaller clothes, my friend.
270
00:11:14,869 --> 00:11:16,348
See you
at the beach!
271
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,960
Look at that-- your first sale!
272
00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:21,702
♪
273
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,883
♪
274
00:11:31,146 --> 00:11:32,102
How's it going?
275
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:33,496
Fine.
276
00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:38,022
You know how to use the
fabric softeners and whatnot?
277
00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:40,589
There's instructions
on the bottle.
278
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,983
Right.
279
00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:44,246
Good for you.
280
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,770
So all these years your
mother did your laundry,
281
00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:50,207
you were perfectly capable
of doing it yourself?
282
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,862
Yes.
283
00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:54,472
Why didn't you ever do it?
284
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:55,866
No one asked me.
285
00:11:58,216 --> 00:11:59,782
So if I asked you to...
286
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:01,218
clean the bathroom,
do the dishes,
287
00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:02,743
take out the garbage, you would?
288
00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:04,874
Yes.
289
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,963
[chuckles softly]
290
00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,138
Okay.
291
00:12:08,139 --> 00:12:09,574
Well, then...
292
00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:11,186
do those things.
293
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,276
Okay.
294
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,151
[quietly]:
This is crazy.
295
00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:24,633
[door opens]
GEORGIE:
Oh, come on!
296
00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:25,765
- You were right there!
- Yeah.
297
00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:26,896
Watching you do it for me.
298
00:12:26,897 --> 00:12:28,245
I was just trying to help.
299
00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:29,594
Well, I didn't ask
for your help.
300
00:12:29,595 --> 00:12:31,074
What's going on?
301
00:12:31,075 --> 00:12:32,423
My husband thinks
I'm an idiot.
302
00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:33,424
No, I don't.
303
00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:34,991
You just think
I suck at sales.
304
00:12:34,992 --> 00:12:37,080
Which don't make
you an idiot.
305
00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:38,473
He's right.
306
00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:40,301
"Which don't."
307
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,259
Mandy, selling
is in my blood.
308
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,347
It's what I do.
309
00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,132
Why can't you just
let me help you?
310
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,134
Because I wanted
to do it on my own.
311
00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:48,439
That's just crazy.
312
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,832
If I was trying to be
a waitress in a diner,
313
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,313
I'd ask you for help.
314
00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:53,662
Now, see, that right there,
315
00:12:53,663 --> 00:12:55,317
that is what an
idiot sounds like.
316
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,407
♪
317
00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:02,802
Georgie?
318
00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:04,455
Ms. Hutchins?
319
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,240
You quit working
at the high school?
320
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,155
No, I do both.
321
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:09,504
This one for the money,
322
00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:11,812
high school librarian
for the glamour.
323
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:14,204
What brings you by?
324
00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:17,120
I'm kind of looking
for a book on relationships.
325
00:13:17,121 --> 00:13:19,296
My wife and I
are having a bit of a spat.
326
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,602
You're married?
327
00:13:20,603 --> 00:13:22,299
Got a baby, too.
328
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,214
Oh, you knocked her up.
329
00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,000
That makes more sense.
330
00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,610
Speaking of making sense,
331
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,786
you got any books that
explain women or marriage
332
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:32,657
or whatever it is I did wrong?
333
00:13:32,658 --> 00:13:34,442
Oh. I have just the thing.
334
00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:36,357
You married?
335
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,837
Me?
336
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:41,363
Oh, I'm too busy
having fun to settle down.
337
00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:46,497
Try this.
338
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:48,499
Men Are from Mars,
339
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,327
Women Are from Venus.
340
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:53,069
Hmm. That explains a lot.
341
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,288
Have you read it?
342
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,159
Several times.
343
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,291
Did it work?
344
00:13:57,292 --> 00:14:00,468
Yes, my love life
is fantastic.
345
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,339
Do you want
the book or not?
346
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,820
Sure.
347
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,691
I'm young and married,
348
00:14:06,692 --> 00:14:08,171
you're old and alone.
349
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,348
It's funny
how things work out.
350
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,264
Hilarious.
351
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,527
♪
352
00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:18,138
[commentator
speaking indistinctly on TV]
353
00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:20,009
Did you put the dishes away?
354
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,576
Connor did.
355
00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:23,057
Oh.
356
00:14:24,101 --> 00:14:25,320
And the ball is snapped.
357
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:28,409
Don't forget--
tomorrow's garbage day.
358
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,064
Connor took the cans down.
359
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,543
Oh.
360
00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:33,937
Good.
361
00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:36,025
Bathroom's clean.
362
00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:37,767
Attaboy.
363
00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:40,943
What did you say to him?
364
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,858
I just asked.
365
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:44,904
Just over nine minutes
to go in this...
366
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:47,036
I don't know
how I feel about this.
367
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:48,646
What's the problem?
368
00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:52,172
[sighs] I guess I'm just used
to taking care of him.
369
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:54,739
Aw. 'Cause he's
your baby boy?
370
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,045
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
371
00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,742
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
372
00:14:57,743 --> 00:14:59,179
you can always
take care of me.
373
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,746
Oh, it's not the same!
374
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:03,183
Brought you
a fresh one, Dad.
375
00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:05,142
Thank you, son.[chuckles softly]
376
00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:10,626
It's a tough night
for you, huh?
377
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:14,934
Aw. She's adorable.
378
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,413
MANDY:
Oh.
379
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:17,545
Thank you.
380
00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:19,199
Don't you love being a mom?
381
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,548
I do.
382
00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,550
She's everything to me.
383
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,204
But there are some days
where I feel like
384
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,032
all I am is "CeeCee's mom."
[chuckles]
385
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,990
And that is not enough.
386
00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:29,818
I have more
to offer the world than...
387
00:15:29,819 --> 00:15:32,429
changing diapers
and blending bananas.
388
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,214
I get that.
389
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:36,346
You want to know something?
390
00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:37,869
I just took a sales job,
391
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,481
not because I needed it
but because
392
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,265
I wanted something
I could call my own.
393
00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:45,051
And my husband--
bless his dumb, redneck heart--
394
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,053
swooped in
and took it away from me.
395
00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:49,098
They think they can
fix everything.
396
00:15:49,099 --> 00:15:50,578
Why don't
they get us?
397
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:53,276
Because they're
self-centered sons of bitches.
398
00:15:53,277 --> 00:15:55,104
You got that right.
399
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:56,584
So what are you selling?
400
00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:58,499
Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
401
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,630
Yes, it does.
402
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,676
It matters very much.
403
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,417
Oh, uh, well...
404
00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:06,202
diet shakes, vitamins,
nutrition bars.
405
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:09,466
Oh. I could probably lose
a little bit of the baby weight.
406
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:12,774
Oh, well, don't say that.
You're beautiful.
407
00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,690
$15 a box, two for $20.
408
00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:16,604
I'll take two.
409
00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:17,605
Yeah, same here.
410
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:18,606
- I'll take eight.
- MANDY: Okay.
411
00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:20,000
Hang on. Let me write this down.
412
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,267
[singsongy]:
Hello.
413
00:16:27,268 --> 00:16:29,008
Hey. How'd her checkup go?[door closes]
414
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:30,705
Great, good,
she might need glasses.
415
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,141
More importantly, I
made a ton of sales
416
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,448
and I did it all by myself.
417
00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:37,712
- That's amazing.
- You're darn right
it's amazing.
418
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:38,801
What's that?
419
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:41,542
Men Are from Mars,
Women Are from Venus.
420
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,152
You're kidding.
421
00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:46,068
They ain't really.
It's just a metaphor.
422
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,635
[chuckles]
423
00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:48,940
Yeah, I got it.
424
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,681
Uh, why are you reading it?
425
00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,902
Well, I'm trying to be
a better husband.
426
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:54,946
You'd do that for me?
427
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,123
I'd do anything for you.
428
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:59,778
I didn't think that
included reading a book.
429
00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:02,345
Not just any book--
430
00:17:02,346 --> 00:17:04,087
a long-ass, boring one.
431
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,046
Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
432
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:09,526
Well, in a nutshell,
all you gals want
433
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:12,181
is to be heard and have
your feelings validated.
434
00:17:12,182 --> 00:17:14,531
Huh. All us gals.
435
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,230
Sorry. All you girls.
436
00:17:17,231 --> 00:17:18,232
Ladies?
437
00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:21,713
Well, I know it ain't "chicks."[scoffs]
438
00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:23,975
Well, what about all you fellas?
439
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,890
Well, that's interesting.
Turns out
440
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:27,196
men are problem solvers.
441
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:28,719
We like to fix stuff.
442
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,112
But here's
where it gets tricky--
443
00:17:30,113 --> 00:17:31,461
y'all don't want us
to fix stuff.
444
00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:32,855
You just want to complain.
445
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:36,815
[exhales]
446
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,733
Whatever you're feeling,
I acknowledge it!
447
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,780
♪
448
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:51,613
♪
449
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,577
- Hi.
- I told you, I don't want
what you're selling.
450
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,579
I know. And-and I'm not selling.
451
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,364
I just came by to apologize.
452
00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:05,453
For what?
453
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,846
Well, this is hard for me,
454
00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:11,022
but I was trying
to prove to my husband
455
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,937
that I-I'm-I'm more
than just a mom.
456
00:18:12,938 --> 00:18:14,113
But maybe I'm kidding myself.
457
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:15,723
I mean, maybe that's all I am.
458
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,594
I had a husband like that.
459
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:18,726
So you understand.
460
00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,162
I mean, no matter
how hard you work,
461
00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:23,034
you're always the junior partner
in the relationship.
462
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,427
Second-class citizen.
463
00:18:24,428 --> 00:18:25,516
Exactly.
464
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:28,518
Anyway, I'll-I'll
leave you alone. I just--
465
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:30,913
I wanted to tell you how sorry
I am for bothering you.
466
00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:35,091
Hang on!
467
00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:38,007
Tell me about what
you're selling.
468
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:41,141
Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!
469
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,974
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