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Hey.

Ohh!

You scared me.

Sorry.

I hit a wall.

Whoa, oh.
Give me a second.

Well, our time's
almost up, anyway.

Here, let me just show you
a couple of cool-down stretches.

Next time.

You hired me as your
personal trainer, right?

Right.

And here's your training
lesson for today.

Next time needs to be
now time.

It's just...
I got some errands to run.

I'll see you Saturday.

Hey!

- Yeah.
- Terry.

Pain is not gain.

Got it?

I got it.

♪ I'm talkin'
behind your back ♪

♪ you better be
payin' attention ♪

♪ there's a war goin' on

♪ rollin' up my short sleeves

♪ ...almost everything
I ever had ♪

♪ and you make me so mad

♪ I'm lookin' at...

What do you mean,
he's not going?

Every kid loves
trick-or-treating.

Henry's scared.

One of his little buddies told him
Halloween was the only time

when all the real monsters come out
because they can blend in.

Never thought about that.

Good monster strategy.

You did tell him
it wasn't true, right?

Of course I did.
But he's convinced.

Childhood fears are
resistant to adult logic.

Sometimes you just have to
wait it out.

For how long?

Well, if he's 23 and this
still worries you,

you got a problem.

Well, see, the thing is,
I think I am partly to blame.

How?

Well, the other night
will and I were up late,

we were having some wine,
talking about some of

the cases we've worked on,

and at one point, I said
I felt like there was no end

to all the monsters
walking around, and...

Henry sneaked into the room
to listen to the grownups.

Yeah. We need a cone
of silence for our house.

Those of you who like
a good mystery,

please unleash your inner
Agatha Christie,

'cause this one's a real
humdinger.

Gary Ellard, Barry Deaver,
Paul Hicks, Terry Rodgers.

Over the course of the last
month and a half,

these 4 men have gotten
in their cars in La Grande, Oregon,

and drove into the
never-to-be-seen-agains-ville,

poof, gone.

The latest victim Terry Rodgers
disappeared 24 hours ago.

Forensic evidence
point us anywhere?

Uh, point would imply there is evidence,
and there is no evidence,

at least for the first 3
victims.

No forensics, no witnesses,
no ransom demands.

Maybe these guys just
voluntarily decided to hit the road.

4 sudden disappearances
in a community this small--

this isn't about seeking
green pastures.

Based on last known
sightings,

we're dealing with
a sizeable geographic area.

He's efficient
and well organized.

It's not easy to make
4 people vanish and stay vanished.

It has been done before, though.

Political kidnappings frequently require
holding multiple adults simultaneously.

Or they're already dead.
Nothing says "can't be found"

like a shallow grave
in the middle of nowhere.

Assuming they are alive,

how is the unsub
controlling them?

And for what purpose?

The time between abductions is
shortening with each victim.

Wheels up in 30.

♪ Criminal Minds 8x05 ♪
The Good Earth
Original Air Date on October 31, 2012

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

♪

"I became insane,
with long intervals of horrible sanity."

Edgar Allan Poe.

Garcia, anything on the last
victim, Terry Rodgers?

Only that he's unemployed
and lives in a cabin in the woods.

But primitive, like
no flush toilet primitive.

That doesn't fit the victimology
of the other 3.

Ellard coaches track and field
at a local college,

Deaver's a small business owner,
and Hicks is an attorney.

All married
with young families.

Another difference--
the first 3 victims

were all born and raised
in La Grande.

Terry Rodgers only moved to
town a couple of months ago.

Do you know where from, Garcia?

Rhode Island. Though
there's a 5-month gap

between Terry being
in Rhode Island

and then arriving in Oregon.

Where he was and what
he was doing

is a big fat blank.

It says here that vomit
was found

in the vicinity
of his abduction.

Mm. Thank you for reminding me

of that disgusting detail,
Dreamy D.

Yes, that vomit has been
collected

and is being analyzed
as we speak,

and I'm very grateful
that I have this job

and someone has that one
that's not me.

Rodgers is the obvious
anomaly of the 4,

but there's no apparent overlap
between any of the victims.

Almost like the unsub was
selecting his targets at random.

Blake, you and Morgan go talk to
the families of the victims.

See if there's something that
links them that's not on paper.

Dave and I will go
to the abduction site.

Reid, you and JJ
go to Terry Rodgers' cabin.

He's the one we know
least about.

Maybe he made himself
obscure for a reason.

Sheriff,
I'm Agent Hotchner.

This is Agent Rossi.

Sheriff Colwin.

I am glad
to have your help.

The best we can
reconstruct it,

victim's car
veered off the road

at a low rate of speed,
plowed through the fence,

and ended up in the field.
He managed to get

about 20 feet away
before throwing up.

The photo showed
a second set of tracks.

Were you able to pull
a tread pattern?

We're checking on it
right now.

Maybe our guy got sick
and had to pull over.

Or he was forced
off the road.

Either way, the unsub
was following him.

Mrs. Deaver,
did your husband

give any indication
at all

that something
might be wrong

the night
he disappeared?

No, not at all.

Barry was supposed to coach

our son's little league
game that night.

So he wasn't depressed,
preoccupied?

Nothing.

It was a day
like any other day.

This is what happens
to other people.

You see it on the news,
you know.

Give it, what,
30 seconds of your time?

Shake your head, go back
to whatever stupid thing

you were doing.

Washing dishes
or putting away laundry.

You never think
it's going to happen to you.

Go ahead, you're on
speaker, Garcia.

Sir, I just got the full lab
report for the...

you know, the regur--

for the puke, and there's no
toxins or bacterial infections.

However, Terry Rodgers did have
elevated levels of Melatonin

in his system. And I'm sending
you the full lab report...Now,

on your phones.

Elevated?

His Melatonin levels
are off the chart.

Is that significant?

It's a sedative.

An amount this large
would induce extreme drowsiness.

Do you think he might have
overdosed by accident?

No, no, this was no accident.
The victim was drugged.

Sheriff, the police report said there
were groceries in Rodgers' car.

Do you know if he ate
anything out of the bags?

He didn't. We compared
the supermarket receipt

to what was in the bags.
Nothing missing.

So,

how did Rodgers
unknowingly ingest

such a massive dose
of Melatonin?

You know,
aside from the outhouse,

this cabin isn't so primitive.

Ok.

Economics,

philosophy,

political theory.

It isn't exactly breezy,
take to the beach reading.

I would, but I don't
really like the beach.

Why is that?

Sandy food, pink skin,

limited and unengaging
topography,

but mostly the drug-resistant
bacteria

spread by sea gull feces.

Sorry I asked.

You know, there's a lot
of material here

about global warming,
overcrowding.

The evils of technology.

There's no phone, no TV.

I wonder what this guy
does for fun.

I think maybe I just found
the answer.

Tread marks
were inconclusive.

Probably from
a pickup truck, though.

What's that?

The likely routes
our 4 victims to

on the day they disappeared.

Gary Ellard--

apartment, DMV,

was a no-show for his morning class at
Eastern Oregon University.

Barry Deaver--home, gas station,

never made it
to his karate group.

Paul Hicks--home,
daughter's preschool,

doctor's appointment.

He was supposed to meet
a client over here but never showed.

And we already know
about Terry Rodgers.

And all this
tells you what?

It's more about
what it doesn't tell us.

None of the lines intersect.

I just had a chat with
Terry Rodgers' personal trainer.

She said he never talked
about his private life.

He's shelling out
for a personal trainer?

This is a guy with
no indoor plumbing.

She said he was dedicated.

Not in great shape,
but dedicated.

Hey. You're talking
to the room, P.G.

Mm. If by P.G. You mean
parental guidance strongly advised,

I say P.A., prudent advice.

Ok, here's what's happened.
I checked all the employees and vendors

and delivery people
who work at the supermarket

where Terry Rodgers
bought his groceries,

and there were no red flags.
Also, Barry Deaver, the second victim,

I found his car.

- Where?
- Impounded.

It was abandoned 3 weeks ago
on Fish Hatchery Road,

picked up
by Gus' Towing Service,

where it has been
collecting dust

and racking up storage
fees ever since.

Where's Fish Hatchery Road?

Off the beaten track,
like Terry Rodgers.

Looks like the unsub's
hunting grounds are rural and remote.

Well, to have ended up
there,

Barry Deaver must have
gone on a diagonal, north first,

and then headed west
towards his karate class.

So, did you learn
anything?

Yeah. Spence here
does not like the beach.

I don't. Terry Rodgers
definitely wanted to live off the grid.

A small generator for
minimal electrical needs.

No phone, no TV, no radio.

And lots of material about
the evils of technology,

living healthy off the land,
that sort of thing.

Sounds like the unabomber.

We did find a small stash
of marijuana hidden away.

Did you find any evidence
that a baby lived there or visited there?

Uh, no, why?

I just got the list
of things that he bought

at the supermarket.

4 jars of baby food.

A body matching
Rodgers' description

was found in a river
10 miles out of town.

Easy.

Easy.

Right there.

A fisherman found him
washed up on a bank.

Well, other than the ligature marks on
the wrists and ankles,

there's no signs of
violence or torture.

A lot of care was taken with
the killing and disposing of the body.

Sedation and drowning.

We may have to dramatically
reassess who the unsub is.

What do you mean?

We might be looking
for a woman.

Mommy?

Lexy!

I told you to never
come out here by yourself.

I know, but I'm hungry.

Stay away from the barn.

There's a lot of dangerous
equipment in there.

You could hurt yourself.

Go back to the house
and stay there.

I'll be in to fix you
something.

But I mean it--
stay there.

Ok.

There's got to be something else
that links these victims.

They were all athletic.

Ellard teaches track and field.

Deaver has a martial arts
studio.

Paul Hicks had tendonitis
from playing competitive tennis.

But Rodgers' trainer said
that he was out of shape.

Did the medical examiner
determine Rodgers' time of death?

3 hours from when
he was found at the river.

So the unsub kept Rodgers alive
for the entire day before drowning him.

Go ahead, Garcia.

Ok. It-- I've got something.
It's really bugging me.

I can't figure out
what Terry Rodgers was doing

those missing 5 months.

I mean, you can't sit on
a park bench in this country

and not leave
a paper trail.

But you figured it out.

No. This is me venting.

What I did figure out
was what Terry Rodgers

was doing in Rhode island
before he went awol. Check it.

He was married, divorced,
married again,

currently way behind
on child support payments

to wife number two,
and that's all I know.

If you'll excuse me,
I have more digging to do.

Owes child support.

Could explain why Rodgers
vanished for 5 months.

And why he lived
off the grid. Hard to find.

And that's what links him
to the other victims.

They all fathered children.

We believe the unsub
that we're looking for

is a woman, who is
highly organized,

she's thorough,
and she's patient.

Based on the complexity and
the sophistication of the abductions,

we think she is most likely
between the ages of 30 and 40.

She's familiar
with the rural area

surrounding La Grande.

Either a native or someone
who's lived there for a while.

We think she's
keeping her victims in isolation

in the countryside, which means
she has access to land or a structure

that is remote, hidden,
and private.

She's abducting exceptionally
health conscious men,

ideal specimens, if you will.

Specimens. For what?

Possible breeding.

Ability to father
children is something

we think she's looking for
in her victims.

They're all age appropriate,
and they are all fathers.

But why kill
the last victim?

She may have seen him
as being flawed.

He was the least
physically fit of the 4,

and he neglected to pay
child support.

Making him
undesirable.

The victims may be
surrogates for a man that she wants

but she cannot have.

Because she killed
the last victim,

we have to consider
the possibility

that the unsub is engaged
in some sort of elimination process.

Preselecting a handful
of prime candidates

and then whittling them down
one by one

until she has her ideal
breeding partner.

And if this is the case,
the the killing's just begun.

Mommy,
what's the matter?

We got a frequent flier.

Which one?

The tomato lady.

I don't believe this.

Emma.
Dr. Gourse.

Thank God you're here.

Those other doctors
don't understand my history.

Yeah, I thought we talked
about this last time.

Yeah, we did. But the scleroderma
came back. Look.

There's nothing
on your arm.

But it's right there.

You treated me after my husband died.
It's the same thing.

Yeah, your scleroderma
was treated successfully.

You are fine now.

But this could be
a mutation.

Things mutate. What about
Stevens-Johnson syndrome?

Stevens-Johnson
is extremely rare.

And you'd have severe blistering
all over your face.

Emma, we talked before
about how a delusion--

I'm not crazy.

Emma, listen to me.
There may be other issues

that are going on with you.
Did you contact the therapist

that I recommended?

I guess that's no.

I'm still waiting on the full
M.E. report on Terry Rodgers.

They say they want to retest
some of the findings.

Did they say why?

No.

I recognize that scowl,
Aaron.

What are you thinking?

Something Garcia said earlier

about not being able to sit
on a park bench in this country

without leaving a paper trail.

And...

So what if Rodgers wasn't in
the country for those 5 months?

It wouldn't be the first time
someone crossed borders

to get away from troubles.

Guys, there's something
interesting about this grocery list.

What?

Look at the items
he bought in bulk.

Garlic, green tea,
vitamin D, ginger.

All of these items are specifically known
to boost the immune system.

What if Terry Rodgers
was seriously ill?

What about the baby food?

A side effect of radiation treatment
is sores inside the mouth.

In fact, doctors advise you
to eat the way an infant would eat.

Chemotherapy?

The marijuana in the cabin
could have been medicinal.

I'll have Garcia check
medical facilities outside the country.

And, Reid, you and JJ
go to the medical examiner

and have them look specifically
for a pre-existing condition with Rodgers.

Hotch. You were right.

Back in June, Rodgers checked
himself into an experimental clinic

in Mexico. Cancer.

That's why the unsub
disposed of him so quickly.

It was Hodgkin's lymphoma.

Did you find any sedatives
in his system?

The question is,
what sedatives didn't we find?

Melatonin, Valerian,
marijuana,

hops, catnip,
kava-kava...

Bone meal and kelp.

In the victim's stomach,
along with some materials

that we're retesting.
Take a look at the bottom.

Sawdust residue
caked in the nostrils?

Not just any sawdust.

Pure pinewood pellet
sawdust.

It's usually imported from China.
Was it a 0.5% mixture?

I don't know.

All I know is,

it's not your everyday

spread-on-the-floor sawdust.

Yeah.

That was Reid.

They found a half dozen
natural sedatives

in Rodgers' system.

I don't get it.
The unsub's drugging victims

and trusting that they'll conk out
at the right place at the right time.

Why not use a pharmaceutical drug?
Or poison?

Which would be quicker
and a lot more reliable.

Natural holistic elements
must be important to her.

She may have health issues
of her own.

Go ahead, Garcia.

I just hit the trifecta,
but with two things instead of 3.

What is that, a bifecta?

Exacta. What do you got?

Well, that--
anyway, two missing vehicles

not missing anymore.

Paul Hicks' car was found
by some utility workers

an hour ago.
It had rolled off into a ravine.

And Gary Ellard's car
was picked up on a speeding violation

in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

Idaho?

Stolen by some local kids
10 days ago in La Grande.

Car was just sitting by the side
of the road, keys in the ignition.

They made a typically sound
teenage decision,

decided to take it
on a cross-state joyride.

Garcia, I need to know
the exact spot

where the vehicles
were originally found.

On it.

All right, based on
what we just got,

this is the revised
best guess

on the victims' routes
the days they were abducted.

Two intersect here,
the other two here.

And this is where Terry Rodgers
bought his groceries.

It looks like Paul Hicks
might have gone there after

his doctor's appointment.

Now, what was at
the intersection

where Deaver
and Ellard crossed?

That's a shopping center
with a dozen or so businesses.

We're getting a list
right now.

One of our deputies
sighted an abandoned car

on the outskirts of town.

There was a second set
of tire tracks behind it

that matched those found
at Terry Rodgers' abduction site.

Vehicle's registered
to Cheryl Winslow,

4801 Davenport Avenue.

These are all
from a baby shower.

We contacted her husband.

She's due in 3 weeks.

If this is our unsub,
taking a pregnant woman

would be a huge shift
in victimology.

We profiled she was abducting
the men as breeders.

But why take
someone else's baby

if you're planning
on having your own?

Maybe she can't have one
or she lost one.

Ok, so this--
this isn't about fertility,

but the experience these men
would bring as fathers.

Could she be building a family?

Ohh...Oh, please. Oh, please.

What are you doing?!

Keep still.

Oh, my God!

Prep and get her to O.R. 3.

Doctor,
is she gonna make it?

There's been massive blood loss.
She was given a C-section

with a serrated-edge knife,
then crudely stitched back up.

We found her and the baby
in our parking lot.

- How's the baby?
- The child is fine.

It's her I'm worried about.
Excuse me.

Touch-and-go for a while,
but she's going to make it.

Thank God.

It was a crude stitch-up job,

but functional.

Probably what saved her life.

Whoever did this
had some practice somewhere.

You think there'd be any way we
could talk to her? It's very important.

I'm sorry, but the next
24 hours are critical.

- She's heavily sedated.
- I understand.

Her husband's here.
Excuse me.

Our unsub removed the baby,

then returned mother and child
to a hospital.

Baby wasn't due
for 3 more weeks.

If the unsub's trying
to put together the perfect family,

maybe a premature infant
isn't good enough.

Let's hope not.

That means she'll go out looking
for a healthier baby now.

Mommy?

Mommy?

Lexy, get down from there!

That was Hotch.

The doctor told him
the placenta

was scraped completely out
of the victim's uterus.

Every bit of it.

You know, the placenta does carry
special significance in many cultures.

In ancient Egypt,
it had its own hieroglyph.

And the Ibo tribe in Nigeria
considered it to be the child's dead twin.

Well, that would be helpful,

if our unsub was an ancient
Egyptian or Ibo tribeswoman,

but...

I can hear
the high-pitched whine

from your I.Q.
all the way over here.

What is it?

It could be placentophagy.

What?

Consuming it. In the wild,

it's common for animals
to eat their own afterbirth.

It's super rich in nutrients.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

So the unsub might have harvested
this last victim...

for food?

Here.

No!

No...

No, please, mommy.

I promise I won't go to the barn again.
I promise.

This is not punishment.

I'm trying to keep you healthy.

No!

No!

Ohh!

What's wrong with you?!

Do you have any idea
what I did to get that for us?

Uhh!

It's ruined.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry
I yelled at you.

But...

Mommy?

It's about food.

Herbal sedatives, gruel,
and now the placenta.

Ugh. And FYI,

there's no record
of anyone in La Grande

buying that weird kind
of sawdust the M.E. found.

I'll widen the search.

We still need to figure out
how this unsub

was able to drug
all these men.

The southeast intersect
doesn't get us much.

Laundromat,
video rental store.

The other intersect
is the supermarket,

but none of the employees
recognized Paul Hicks.

He never shopped there.

Garcia, what day of the week
were each of the victims abducted?

Let me see. Gary Ellard on a Monday,
Barry Deaver on a Saturday,

Terry Rodgers and Paul Hicks
both on a Thursday.

Is there anything special
that happens

in the vicinity
of the market on Thursdays?

Uh...wow, you've done this
before, haven't you?

Yeah. There's a farmers market
across the street from the supermarket

every Thursday morning.

And where is it today?

Pendleton, about 40 miles north
on Interstate 84.

I'm sending
Blake and Morgan.

Enjoying
your Melatonin bar?

Job's making you
paranoid, Blake.

Well, apparently a lot of people
work this market.

It's not like everybody else
knows everybody else.

I'm gonna get a list of vendors
and launch Garcia anyway.

You can see how
it happened, though.

And Terry Rodgers
got his groceries,

made his way
back to his car...

Grabbed a power drink
on his way home.

He drank it...

and then he tossed it.

Now the Melatonin's
in his system

with no evidence
of where it came from.

Hey, what do you got?

Full toxicology report.

And?

Unlike any tox panel
I've ever seen before.

They found gypsum?

Yeah. Gypsum's rich in sulphur,
a vital plant nutrient.

She's feeding her captives
soil additives?

Seed meals, too.
Look, cotton, flax.

Come on.

It's animal feed.

Why would you treat a human being
like livestock?

People raise cattle
to eat.

The unsub might be using
the placenta as food,

but nothing in the profile
suggested cannibalism.

I mean...unless the sawdust they found
in Terry Rodgers' nose...

What about it?

When livestock die,
animal carcasses

turn into a useful soil
amendment

through the aerobic
biodegration process.

- Like compost.
- Exactly.

You need to add a substrate
high in carbon

to balance the nitrogen,
and one of the most efficient

substrates on earth

is pure sawdust.

She's using her victims
as human fertilizer.

How are you feeling,
honey?

Mm...

This won't hurt you.

I made it all
from roots and herbs.

All it does is help you
take a little nap.

And when you wake up,

you'll be the beautiful
little girl that you are.

Ok, put your arms
around me now.

How are we doing with
the farmers market background search?

Not good. Turns out that people
who grow organic rutabagas

are loosey-goosey
about punching in a time clock.

Sheriff, if we expand
the search of the second intersection

by a few square blocks,
would we find any

markets or restaurants?

There's a health food co-op
3 blocks away.

The soil will heal you.

Sheriff, the surgeon who
operated on Cheryl Winslow

said that whoever did
the C-section might have

done one before.

If she did,
we never heard about it.

Nothing like this has ever
happened in La Grande.

Well, we can keep looking,
expand the search radius

to nearby towns.

What about farms?

My grandparents had a farm
in Pennsylvania.

Once my grandmother
had to deliver a calf by C-section

to a cow
that was in distress.

Go ahead, Garcia.

I have got something.
Emma Kerrigan.

She runs a small
juice and vegetable stand

at the farmers market,
and she works part-time

giving out free samples
at the health food co-op.

I'm sending you her picture now.

That sounds like
our unsub.

Where does she live?

Piping Rock Farms
west of town,

with 100 acres,

belonged to
her husband's family.

Wait, she has a husband?

Had. Died in a car accident
a year and a half ago,

leaving her
and a 10-year-old daughter.

Let's go.

I've got more info
on Emma Kerrigan.

30 E.R. visits
in the past 6 months.

Big-time hypochondriac.
A co-worker says

she didn't eat anything
unless she grew it herself.

To be fair, she did have
an actual skin disease

a couple years ago--
scleroderma.

Garcia, did the E.R. visits

coincide with the death
of the husband?

No. She was sick
with the scleroderma when he died.

Cleared up
a few months later.

The E.R. visits didn't kick in
until the following year.

Please...

Clear.

Clear!

Clear.

What's that?

Garcia, what happened
to Emma Kerrigan's husband's

body after he died?

Uh, cremated.

And what happened
to the ashes?

Obit says they were
planning on spreading his ashes

in the family garden
throughout the 4 seasons.

Renewal, cycle of life,
rejuvenation, that kind of thing.

Garcia, you got a map
of the farm?

Place this size,
we need to narrow the search.

I got the satellite image.

There's two groups
of buildings.

And then there's
a small square patch

next to a barn that
could be a private garden.

All right, let's go.

Hotch. Back garden.

Emma Kerrigan, FBI.

Put your hands
where I can see them.

Emma, put that knife down.

No. My daughter needs this.
Look at her.

Put it down so we can
get her the help she needs.

My daughter
will be dead by then.

I believe you, Emma.

I can see how sick she is.

I talked to your doctor.

Dr. Gourse? You talked
to Dr. Gourse?

Yes. He said Lexy
is too sick for this to work.

This man's blood
won't do anything.

But it has to.
It's all I have left.

No.

No. What can cure Lexy

is what cured you.

Uh...

Funeral homes
are required by law

to keep a portion
of the remains

of those that they cremate.

These are your
husband's ashes.

Only these will make
your daughter well.

Those are his?

It's a miracle.

It's a miracle.

Not bad, Blake.

Not bad at all.

Took a chance.

I mean, I saw
her fireplace there...

Alfred Austin said,

"Show me your garden
and I shall tell you what you are."

I assume you're not
trick-or-treating either?

Ah, none of my treats seem
to want to call me back, Rossi.

Then I'll buy you dinner.

I'm in.

Uh, excuse me, everybody.
I have an announcement to make.

As I'm sure
some of you were aware,

Henry was a little nervous
about going trick-or-treating this year.

But he's decided to go anyway.

Great.
What changed his mind?

The BAU did.

I told him that he should
go out on Halloween

and try to figure out
which monsters are real

and which ones are not.

So he wants to be
a profiler.

Ah.

He wants to be
his favorite profiler.

Wow! Yeah!

Oh, wow!
You look great, Henry.

Put this on here.

Oh, he's official.

Yeah.

Tell him.

E equals MC squared!

Oh, there it is!

Ohh!

The monsters
don't stand a chance.

Oh, I know. Shall we
go get you some candy?

Come on.

Whoo-hoo.

Watch your back, pretty boy.

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