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Guys, we can't pull over. There are drugs in the van.

Rodney, that's magic mushroom chocolate.

Is that bad?

MARCUS: It's all fine. Just chill.

I've been trying for a baby with a friend

as a donor for a while now.

If that's not what you want, then we have to stop.

DYLAN: Please, can... ADDIE: No, no, no.

-Can we just sort this out? -I don't wanna be here.

MARCUS: She always messed with your head

and then done a disappearing act.

You're the one that kissed her!

That's nothing compared to what she did to you in the end.

What happened, Addie?

I don't have to tell you everything, Deb.

Addie cheated on him.

Are we really gonna do the rest of this trip in silence?

Ideally.

You seriously didn't know Addie cheated?

Marcus.

It's all right, I had no idea either.

There's a five-star hotel a little while off.

It's got a spa. We could stop over,

do the last leg in the morning. My treat.

No, we need to press on for Krish.

We've missed the rehearsal dinner.

-I'm hungry. -Yeah.

Ads?

You lot decide. I'll sleep wherever you tell me to.

Yeah, anywhere but behind the wheel.

Fuck it. Mini bar on Marcus sounds good.

-It does, doesn't it? -ADDIE: I want my own room.

MARCUS: Yeah, yeah, great. I'm booking it now.

RODNEY: Mmm.

Mmm.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Why won't this hotel take my money?

The transaction won't go through.

Call the hotel or your card provider.

What, you mean my dad?

Why is everything moving?

MARCUS: Hello? Yeah, my cards don't work.

(WHISPERS) Is what Marcus said true?

Why don't you ask him? You two obviously share a lot.

He overheard me on the phone to Ila.

I love having you around,

it's just Rosie needs her own room.

MARCUS: What? What do you mean he's cut me off?

I damaged one Porsche.

It wasn't like it was the '61 Ferrari.

Do you know what? You can tell Dad to go and fuck himself.

Does he talk to his mum like that?

RODNEY: Actually, it's fine.

If I just keep pace with it, it stops.

Guys. Guys, is Rodney okay?

Oh, fuck. He ate the mushroom chocolate.

I swapped the wrappers when the cop stopped us.

Oh, God. Okay, we need to get him out of this van.

-All my cards are blocked. -And I lost my wallet.

Addie?

ADDIE: Yeah, I'll find somewhere.

-Brilliant. -MARCUS: Shit.

RODNEY: Addie? ADDIE: Mmm?

RODNEY: Are we nearly there yet?

(MACARENA BY LOS DEL RIO PLAYS)

No way.

Right, everyone be cool

so we can get Rodney to a room so he can level out.

You can be cool, can't you, Rodney?

RODNEY: It's so well-designed.

MARCUS: Addie, can you help?

Erm, or plan B,

I head to the bar and you lot sort this mess out.

I'm done with being the responsible one.

-MARCUS: Wait, wait. What? -I just...

It's always my problem, isn't it?

You guys need a lift, and Rodney needs a bed,

and do you know what I need? I need tequila.

Look, we should all stick together.

Addie? Okay, what the fuck is going on?

She's just acting out 'cause she feels guilty.

-DEB: This isn't that. Addie! -Come on, mate.

-Can I help? -DYLAN: Hi.

Do you have any rooms available?

Oh, no, sorry. No, we're fully booked.

It's karaoke Eurovision tonight. It's why I'm dressed like this.

# Like a puppet on a string #

1967, Sandie Shaw.

You need to learn your history.

No, of course we know Sandy Shawl.

-Shaw. -Shaw. (CHUCKLES)

What's your name, handsome?

-Marcus. -Mmm. Marcus.

(ALL CHUCKLE)

(SLOWLY) Mmm, Marcus.

BELINDA: Strong name.

I like a strong name.

Oh, my God. He just licked me.

BELINDA: What is he on? MARCUS: On?

-No, he's just eccentric. -(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)

You and me are gonna get on great

if you just tell the truth.

He accidentally ate a load of mushroom chocolate.

That's the reason I don't remember most of the '80s.

(MARCUS CHUCKLES)

Look, can you help us? Please?

Well, we have had one no-show. But it's a family room.

Just fits us to a tee. (CHUCKLES)

-(KEY JINGLING) -BELINDA: Just remember,

tonight is all about Eurovision.

You respect that, I shall respect you.

(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

# Ooh, ah, just a little bit Ooh, ah, a little bit more #

# Ooh, ah, just a little bit #

# I give you a love You can't ignore #

# Ooh, ah, just a little bit Ooh, ah, a little bit more... #

But why would Addie have cheated?

Why don't you ask her?

Yeah, sure, now is the perfect time.

ADDIE: Whoo! Down the hatch! BRITTA: Cheers, baby!

It just doesn't sound like something that she would do.

Well, she did.

DEB: But it doesn't make any sense. She really...

Dylan, she really loved you. Why would she throw that away?

Are you seriously telling me you never had any doubt

in your mind that Addie cheated? Not once?

(CROWD CHEERING)

# Just a little bit A little bit more... #

Rodney?

# Just a little bit #

Whoo-hoo! Janice, Janice, the costume is a triumph,

but more breath control next time, okay?

BRITTA: Oh, absolutely fabulous.

Come on, let's hear it for Janice, everybody.

-(CROWD CHEERING) -Can we talk?

Erm, sorry, I'm in the middle

of constructive heckling at the moment.

Oh, look at this little baby. Are you all right, sweetheart?

We've all been there, haven't we?

Can't just keep avoiding the difficult conversations.

Oh, like all the ones you failed to have

with everyone in your entire life?

I'm just trying to have some fun. Okay?

Addie, Addie, Addie, we still need to sort stuff out.

We have, Deb. It's fine. I've got it.

I'm gonna move out. I get it. You need to...

You need to put your family first.

Addie, you are my family.

BRITTA: It's Eurovision night. Make some noise!

-Hands in the air! -(CROWD CHEERING)

# Euphoria #

# Forever, Till the end of time #

# From now on, only you and I #

# We're going u-u-u-u-u-u-up #

# Euphoria #

(DISTORTED) # Forever, Till the end of time... #

You all right?

# A beating love Within my heart #

# We're going u-u-u-u-u-u-up #

(MOBILE BUZZING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

JUSTIN: Morning, Miss. You living in an ice cream van?

-(KIDS SNICKERING) -Get us a Mr Whippy!

SCHOOLBOY: Get us an ice cream, Miss!

I just wanted to be extra fresh.

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

-(LIQUID SLOSHING) -ADDIE: Oh, God.

-Good one, Miss. -(STUDENTS SNICKERING)

Okay, it's some spilt coffee. Seriously, come on.

Back to work.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

ETIENNE: What's all this noise?

-It's silence during tests. -(ADDIE SPLUTTERS)

I spilt my coffee. I'm the culprit.

JUSTIN: Maybe if Miss didn't sleep in her van

like a tramp she could get some sleep.

-(STUDENTS SNICKERING) -BRIA: You can talk, Justin.

Beg you go and make friends with the shower.

Okay, enough, enough. You two, settle down.

Right. Back to normal, ish.

Er, thank you for your help, Mr Durand.

Both of you, my office.

-(STUDENTS MOCKING) -BRIA: But, sir.

-ETIENNE: No buts. -(DOOR OPENS)

As Mr Durand says.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

(LINE RINGING)

(PLAYING INSTRUMENTS)

ADDIE: Keep going. I'll be right back.

(MOBILE BUZZING)

ADDIE OVER MOBILE: Hello?

Hi.

Hi.

(SIGHS) I've been trying to get hold of you all day.

Some of us have to actually work at work.

Addie, you just ran off.

I didn't feel like I could stay.

DYLAN: It was a misunderstanding with my dad.

It's all been blown out of proportion.

I don't think I'm the one you should be saying that to.

I've been worried.

ADDIE: You don't need to worry about me.

I can take care of myself.

Where did you even stay?

-At Deb's. -(DOOR OPENS)

DYLAN: Why don't I come

And we can talk.

I've still got band practice and marking as well, and, er...

I just think I need some space.

Right.

I'm really trying here, Addie.

Tomorrow?

Yeah, okay. Erm...

Er, coffee?

Sure.

-(DOOR OPENS) -I'd better go.

I'll... I'll text you the details.

Addie, can we chat for a sec?

Er, I'd better head in.

ETIENNE: Look, are you all right?

I know you've been taking on a lot.

It's not that.

-I love the work. -I know you do,

but we all need help sometimes.

Look, I went through a divorce earlier this year,

and I did a lot worse than spill my coffee. (CHUCKLES)

If you need help, I'm here.

Thank you.

(LINE RINGING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

Thank you.

Sorry.

I have to keep trying.

You know we do have another option.

We've been through this.

Robbing a bank to pay for IVF is not an option.

That's not what I was gonna say.

-This time. -(CHUCKLES)

Maybe I could be the one to get pregnant.

I can't ask you to do that.

You're not asking me.

Me wanting the same things as you was not some line.

I meant it. I love you,

and I want to have a family, too.

And hey, if that doesn't work, I still have the blueprints

to the vault at Nationwide.

-(BOTH LAUGH) -(MOBILE RINGS)

It's Addie. She keeps on calling. Do you mind if I...

Sure.

-Hi. -ADDIE OVER MOBILE: Finally.

I am around the corner, and I have wine.

Er, yeah, now is not a good time.

(SIGHS) Erm, something big has come up.

Right.

I'll explain properly when I see you.

Can we reschedule?

-Sure, no worries, yeah. -DEB: Cool. Love you. Bye.

Bye.

(POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(OFF-KEY) # I'm up in space, man... #

You've got this. You've got this, okay?

Just relax.

Will you pipe down you gobby cow?

There we go! That's more like it!

Addie, you're spooking Rodney. Can you behave?

I am. I don't know what everyone's got against me

having a good time.

-(SCATTERED CLAPPING) -BRITTA: Oh, bless your heart.

You tried your best, and that's all that matters,

isn't it, everyone? Come on, make some noise.

(SCATTERED CLAPPING)

BRITTA: He made his own costume.

Yay.

BRITTA: Bless. Right, you lot. Get yourself another drink.

And we'll be back very shortly.

Deb.

Deb.

Deb!

-(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) -ADDIE: Debora! (LAUGHS)

Come here!

Come here.

Yeah?

When we get back, I'm gonna sell the van.

I mean, it's too big for one person.

It doesn't make any sense. I'm just gonna...

I'm gonna trade it in for a motorbike

or, like, a teeny tiny Mini.

Addie, it was Dad's.

Yeah, but it made sense for Dad

because he had a family, and I'm alone.

-You're not alone. -ADDIE: Yeah, I am.

You've got Ila, and Dylan has Marcus.

You're each other's people. I don't have that.

What? (CHUCKLES)

BRITTA: Right, next up with a Eurovision classic,

-it's Bucks Fizz. -Now we're talking!

It's mine, thank you.

# Speed it up, and then You gotta slow it down... #

My shoes have teeth.

Well, just... Just look at something else.

(DISTORTED)

RODNEY: Your shoes have teeth.

# And then You gotta put it out #

# You gotta be sure That it's something... #

-It's weird. -Mmm. It is weird.

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

So, this is what you get up to when you bunk off work.

Addie and I had a fight.

Yeah, I gleaned that much. About?

This stupid violin she borrowed from Dad.

He went off the deep end and the whole thing blew up.

What do you mean? What happened?

My dad went mad, and Addie left.

Yeah, sounds like a mountain out of molehill to me.

God, this place stinks. Have you even showered?

Mate, can we not have some boundaries?

I think you just opened your mouth and Addie jumped out.

What is your problem with Addie?

I don't have a problem with Addie.

Just look...

-She's making you miserable. -No, she's not.

Marcus, I love her.

And you've told her that?

Yeah.

Ah.

I didn't know it was that serious.

Look, I know what your dad's like. Let me fix it.

I'll speak to her and smooth things over.

-No. -I can be charming.

Sometimes.

Look, let me do this. What are brothers for?

Fine.

-Fine? -Yeah.

Ha-ha! Right, I'm on it.

I am on it.

(TYPING)

(LINE RINGING)

ADDIE OVER VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Addie.

Leave a message.

(LINE RINGING)

-DEB OVER MOBILE: Hello? -Deb, it's Marcus.

Oh, hi.

Hey, look, look, I need to speak with Addie,

and she's not answering her phone, so I'm heading over.

Er, no, you're not. She's not here.

What? I... I thought she was staying with you.

Change of plan, Marcus. I dunno. She's at Dylan's.

At Dylan's?

Of course. Stupid me.

Er, yup, okay, bye.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

I just really wish I could get inside her head

and figure out exactly what's going on in there.

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) -Man, have years of me

acting like a dickhead taught you nothing?

It's a classic technique.

Why wait to be abandoned

when you could just push everyone away?

At least then you're in control.

No-one's abandoning her.

It's not rational. It's how you feel.

# You gotta be sure That it's something #

# Everybody's gonna talk about #

# Before you decide That the time's... #

-Where are you going? -I'm not letting my sister

think she's on her own, whatever's happened.

BOTH: # Don't let your indecision... #

-Me too, I guess. -Are we doing this?

# Trust your inhibition #

Rodney...

# Don't let others Change your mind #

# You really gotta burn it up #

# And make Another fly by night #

# Get a run for your money And take a chance #

# And it'll turn out right #

# And when you can see How it's gonna be #

# You're making your mind up #

DEB: You wanna be irresponsible? We're right here with you.

-(ALL CHEERING) -LAUGHING!

You're not getting rid of us.

(DISTORTED MUSIC)

-(BODY THUDS) -ALL: Oh!

-(MUSIC STOPS) -(CROWD GROANS)

BRITTA: Belinda? They're really taking the piss now.

-They're getting on me tits. -Oh! Right, that's it, you lot.

I've warned you. All of you out.

It... It was an accident, it was an accident.

No, no, your handsome face isn't gonna get you out of this one.

And you broke the cardinal rule of karaoke.

-Jumping the queue. -ADDIE: Yes.

Okay, this is completely my fault. I'm so sorry.

Oh, I might have known.

You've been a right pain all night.

I... I haven't really been myself.

Erm, but please, please don't punish them because of me.

(CROWD MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

All right, go to your room, and stay there.

-Thank you. -ADDIE: Thank you.

ADDIE: Come on, Rodney. MARCUS: Come on, Rodney.

Easy does it, easy does it There you go. Not too fast.

-All right, all right. -DEB: Thank you. Thank you.

BELINDA: Right, who's next then? Me!

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DISTANT CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

-Sorry, everyone. -DYLAN: Hey, you don't...

You don't need to apologise.

-No harm done. -Yeah, only to my eardrums.

Ads, whatever's going on, you don't have to do it alone.

(SNIFFLES) Well, I've managed the last two years.

Have you?

Come on. I think they do fish and chips downstairs.

MARCUS: You mean that's all they do.

Actually, can you stay?

There's something I want to tell you guys.

Sorry. Not sure how to start. Erm...

Okay.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

-ETIENNE: Thought you'd left. -I, erm... I did.

I had to come back. I forgot my phone. (CHUCKLES)

Addie, look, I don't wanna make you feel...

-I'm fine, honestly. -You don't seem fine.

I mean, are you okay?

Not really. But, erm, it's not your problem.

ETIENNE: Addie. ADDIE: Sorry. Erm...

It's me and Dylan, just a bit of a mess right now.

Well, there's no mess so bad it can't be cleared up.

And I was at a sixth form leavers' day, so...

(ADDIE CHUCKLES)

Look, why don't I get you a cab home,

so you don't have to drive that thing back.

Right, go on. Where to?

(SOFTLY) Hey, hey, hey. Come here.

Come on. It's all right. It's okay.

(ADDIE SNIFFLES)

ETIENNE: You're all right.

(ADDIE SIGHS)

-I'm sorry. -ETIENNE: Hey.

Look, I'm just gonna be working when I get home,

so why don't you use my shower?

I've got a sofa bed you can stay on.

No, I couldn't, I couldn't.

I'm just gonna be up all night worrying about you.

A shower would be really great.

-Good. -Okay. Thank you.

-ETIENNE: It's okay. -Okay.

ETIENNE: Yeah? It's all right.

-My humble abode. -It's lovely.

-It'll do. Do you fancy a drink? -Er, no, I'm good, thanks.

I'd just like to jump in the shower, if that's okay.

Course. It's through here.

Shower's just in there. Towels on the side.

-I'll leave you to it. -Okay. Thanks.

(WATER DRIPPING)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Sorry, I, erm...

I left my things in here.

No need to apologise.

(CLEARS THROAT) I, erm... I didn't know, sorry.

You must stop apologising.

Why don't we just chill for a bit?

-I just wanna get changed. -Sure.

You must have felt the chemistry between us.

(ADDIE BREATHING SHAKILY)

What?

Why are you acting like this?

I just wanna get changed. Please.

Well, nobody's fucking stopping you.

(HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)

(LOCK CLICKS)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

-ETIENNE: Addie? -(SOBS)

ETIENNE: This is an over-reaction.

It's just a misunderstanding.

-Addie? -(SNIFFLES, VOICE SHAKING) Yeah.

It's just a misunderstanding.

ETIENNE: I mean, it's funny when you think about it.

Yeah, we'll laugh about it on Monday.

ETIENNE: Exactly. I mean... I mean, what even happened?

I'm just, erm... I'm just being silly because I'm really tired.

ETIENNE: Open the door then.

I'm just gonna get changed.

-ETIENNE: I'll be out here. -(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

(SNIFFLES, BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATH TREMBLING)

ETIENNE: Hungry? I'm gonna get pizza.

Er, no, thanks.

-ETIENNE: Addie? -Mmm-hmm?

See you Monday.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

-(LOCK CLICKS) -(BREATH TREMBLING)

(SOBBING)

ADDIE: Sorry I'm late. (CLEARS THROAT)

-Could have messaged. -I said I'm sorry.

What's been going on?

What's been going on? Erm, nothing.

All right.

Sure you wouldn't like to tell me anything?

What do you mean?

Maybe about last night?

Not really.

Okay.

And you're sure about that?

(VOICE SHAKING) What is it you're trying to say, Dylan?

I know, Addie.

I know what happened last night.

I'm giving you a chance to explain.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Okay, then. I'll do it for you.

You cheated.

What?

DYLAN: It all makes sense now,

why you were so quick to leave after it kicked off with my dad.

No attempt to patch it up. You had the next one lined up.

-ADDIE: No. -Stop lying...

I'm not lying.

So, where were you?

You weren't at Debs. You lied about that.

You were seen, Addie.

-You were seen with him. -By who?

You're always so quick to protect him, aren't you?

You know what? You can believe who you wanna believe.

I'm... I'm done.

I've seen the photos, Addie.

Don't call, don't text, don't email, ever.

DYLAN: Addie?

(SIGHS)

So, yeah.

Now you know everything.

I'm so sorry, Addie.

Fucking hell.

So, is this why you quit teaching?

So... So, what Marcus saw...

-Did you call the police? -DEB: Marcus.

-No. -What's his name?

DEB: Marcus, stop. What are you doing?

MARCUS: Calling the police. DEB: Do not make this about you.

Making this about him? This is all about him.

DEB: No. This is about Addie. DYLAN: This is your fault.

MARCUS: Then let me fix it. DYLAN: No.

No, you're not playing hero.

-This was your fault! -What are you doing?

You ruined everything! You did all of this!

DEB: Guys! DYLAN: You're to blame! You!

You believed it, too.

-(BONE CRUNCHES) -DYLAN: Ah! Fuck!

DEB: Addie. Addie. Pathetic men.

I love you, Addie. If you'd stayed at mine,

none of this would have happened.

ADDIE: Don't, don't.

I've done all of the 'what ifs', and it doesn't change anything.

You've been dealing with this all by yourself.

I wish I'd told you sooner.

Didn't know this was what I needed.

(SOFTLY) You're cold. Let's go inside.

I think I just need a moment on my own.

-DEB: Sure? -Sure?

-Don't let Sandy Shaw catch you. -(BOTH LAUGH)

(ADDIE SNIFFLES)

-Thank you. -Course.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

DYLAN: You made me think Addie was cheating.

If you'd seen what I'd seen...

DYLAN: But it wasn't true, was it?

You just hated that I finally had someone else to talk to.

Yeah.

Well, at least I can be honest about my mistakes.

Okay. Walk away.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

-Hi. -Hi.

I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier.

I've never punched anyone before. (CHUCKLES)

And you still haven't.

Why couldn't you tell me the truth?

You seemed...

You seemed so angry.

I didn't want it to be true.

But you just... You just sat there.

-Weren't you tempted to... -Throw a coffee in your face?

(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

Yeah.

Well, less than I deserve.

I didn't want you to know I had nowhere else to go.

Anyway, it's all history now.

(VOICE SHAKING) I've thought about you

every day since we split.

Did you ever think about me?

(VOICE SHAKING) Yeah.

(SNIFFLES) Every day.

(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

Just try and get some sleep, Rodney.

If I don't wake, tell her I tried to get to her.

God, I preferred it when all he could do was blink.

-DEB: Right. -Tell Cherry that I...

-I tried to get to her. -(MARCUS SHUSHES)

We'll get to the wedding, mate.

Wedding? No wedding.

DEB: Baby sensory videos...

(SOFTLY) Rodney, look at this.

-(RODNEY GRUNTS SOFTLY) -Yeah.

(CALMING MUSIC PLAYS ON MOBILE)

What do you think they're talking about?

Addie and Dylan.

What is it with your weird obsession with Dylan?

Are you in love with him?

It would explain a hell of a lot if you were.

Hey, he's my brother.

You're not actually related.

Yeah, but family means more than blood.

Dylan's all the family I've got.

Dad's got a new one, and Mum's...

(SIGHS)

Weren't you on the phone to her earlier?

What? No, that was Magda.

She's worked for my dad for years.

She even, erm...

She came to my parents' evenings.

She used to run in my sports day.

(DEB SCOFFS)

Don't humanise yourself, Marcus.

Makes it difficult to hate you.

We don't want that, do we?

(SOFTLY) Yes. Works every time with Rosie.

Come on. We'd better get some sleep, too.

We do have a wedding to get to.

(MARCUS SIGHS)

-(DYLAN HUMMING TUNE) -(BOTH CHUCKLING)

-Gina G? -Gina G.

Your favourite Eurovision song is Ooh, Ahh, Just a Little Bit?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

It is now. Blame Janice.

She crushed it.

It's actually colder than I thought.

Here. You can have some of mine.

(BIRD TWEETING)

Morning.

Morning.

Ugh.

-(DEB CHUCKLES) -Morning.

MARCUS: You're way too chipper, Rodney.

-I slept really well. -(MARCUS GROANS SOFTLY)

I had these strange dreams,

like I was tripping out or something.

Because you were.

What?

You ate a load of the mushroom chocolate.

-Really? -MARCUS: Yes.

I didn't say anything stupid, did I?

DEB: Hmm, define stupid.

MARCUS: You were quiet for the most part.

You did get a bit intense about getting to the wedding.

-Oh. -MARCUS: Yeah.

Just gonna pop to the loo.

I'd forgotten how beautiful you look in the morning.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Thanks.

We should probably get back in.

I just wanna stay here with you.

ADDIE: Dylan. DYLAN: What?

Us talking meant a lot to me.

And I feel like it's finally given me what I need to...

To finally move on.

DYLAN: That's great.

(SOFTLY) No, Dylan.

Move on from you.

I know the truth was a shock for you,

but I've had two years to deal with it.

I need to put it behind me now. All of it.

DYLAN: But we...

We broke up because of a mistake.

-How am I supposed to... -(MOBILE RINGING)

ADDIE: It's Cherry.

CHERRY OVER MOBILE: Addie, hi.

Hi, Cherry.

(CHUCKLES) Where are you?

I mean, it's still early. Don't worry.

-And where are the others? -Er...

DYLAN: Morning, Cherry.

CHERRY: Oh. Er... (CHUCKLES)

Is there... Is there something I should know?

-(ADDIE CHUCKLES) -DYLAN: Er, no.

We just stepped out to get something.

Marcus, Deb and Rodney are all here, too.

Rodney?

Yeah, Rodney, your friend from work.

-Shit. -ADDIE: What, what?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

He said that he told you that he was with us.

Listen to me. That man cannot be at my wedding

under any circumstances. Please, Addie,

you have to do something.

-Where's Rodney? -Where is he?

He's in the bathroom. Why?

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(SOFTLY) We just got off the phone with Cherry.

-Rodney's a wedding crasher. -What?

As in he's not invited to the wedding.

Because he's in love with Cherry...

Morning, morning, morning.

(OVERLAPPING GREETINGS)

ADDIE: Look at you. You look good.

RODNEY: Hmm.

-(ALL EXCLAIM) -ADDIE: No, Rodney!

Rodney!

(RODNEY GRUNTING)

DYLAN: Why's he so fast?

-ADDIE: No, Rodney, not the van! -(ENGINE STARTS)

What the fuck are we gonna do now?

ADDIE: No, Rodney!