All language subtitles for four clock

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

NARRATOR: You're traveling
through another dimension.

A dimension not only of
sight and sound, but of mind.

A journey into a wondrous land

whose boundaries are that of imagination.

Your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

[PHONE BEING DIALED]

[CLOCK TICKING IN BACKGROUND]

PARROT: Nut.

Hello?

I'd like to speak to
Mr. O'Connor, please.

That's correct.

I'd rather not say.

It's rather personal.

Hello, is this Mr. O'Connor?

Mr. O'Connor, you have a man
working for you in Personnel…

A young man named Alfred Brewster.

That's right… been with
you about a year and a half.

The man's a communist.

That's right.

The man's a communist,
a menace to our society…

Should be discharged immediately.

Never mind how I
know… I know, that's all.

I'm gonna check back
with you in a few days,

and if he's not been discharged,

I'm gonna take this
whole matter to a superior.

That's correct.

Bye, Mr. O'Connor.

School superintendent, please.

Hello, is this the school superintendent?

Well, this is a concerned citizen,

and this call has to do with
a teacher in your employ.

His name is…

Farwell… William J. Farwell…

Teaches at your North End High School.

That's correct.

Well, the man is morally objectionable.

He's a drinker, a carouser,
and I have it on good authority

that his relationships with his students

are questionable at best.

He should be discharged immediately.

Well, never mind who this is.

I happen to be giving you facts

and these facts are what is at issue.

Well, you'd best check on him.

That… you most certainly should.

And immediately… that's, that's correct.

[SIGHS]

[MOANS]

A rather full morning's
work, wouldn't you say, Pete?

[SQUAWKS]

Eleven names… Eleven names.

Of course, it's questionable at best

as to what concrete
results we can expect,

but at least, the seeds
have been planted;

the opening guns fired;
The first attack rendered.

Look at them, look at them
out there… the dregs, carrion,

leeches sucking us dry,

carrying evil around
with them like cold germs.

Well, we're gonna have to
face it sooner or later, Pete.

Phone calls are one thing,

threats and exposures, simply expedients.

Oh, no, Pete, my old friend,

we're going to have to embark

on a much more ambitious course

and it must be today, Pete.

It must be… this afternoon.

Four o'clock, Pete.

That's when we'll make it occur.

We'll make it occur at four o'clock.

At that moment, that precise moment,

we shall destroy evil.

This is both my charge
and my obligation, Pete,

to destroy evil, and
we shall do it at four o'clock.

I'm not quite sure of the method yet,

but that will come to me.

That will come to me and
assuredly, and it will be a revelation.

It will be the expiration of immorality,

the exordium of the end.

Four o'clock, Pete, that's when
we'll make it happen

through whatever form I choose.

Four o'clock.

That's Oliver Crangle,

a dealer in petulance and poison.

He's rather arbitrarily
chosen four o'clock

as his personal Götterdämmerung,

and we are about to watch

the metamorphosis of a twisted fanatic,

poisoned by the gangrene of prejudice,

to the status of an avenging angel,

upright and omniscient,
dedicated and fearsome.

Whatever your clocks
say, it's four o'clock…

And wherever you are,

it happens to be the Twilight Zone.

[SQUAWKS]

[CLOCK TICKING]

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Yes, what is it?

WOMAN: There's special
delivery stuff for you, Mr. Crangle.

Well, bring it in… the door's not locked.

Something else was there, Mrs. Williams?

Something else?

No, nothing else.

Nothing else, Mr. Crangle.

You sure get enough mail, anyway.

Somebody would think

you was running some
sort of a mail-order business.

What I do is none of your concern.

I pay my rent on time and
I mind my own business.

You should learn a respect for privacy.

[AGHAST] Well, I… Well, I nev…!

"Well, I…! Well, I…!"

Have you any more pertinent remarks?

If not, then I would be
grateful if you left me alone.

I have a great deal of work to do.

I can believe that.

You should, Mrs. Williams.

You may thank me one day.

That is… assuming you're around,

and assuming you retain
a capacity for appreciation.

And what's that supposed to mean…

"Assuming I'll be around"?

Are you threatening me, Mr. Crangle?

My dear lady, I don't threaten people.

I compile them.

I compile them and I… investigate them…

Analyze them.

Then I categorize them, and I judge them.

If they're impure and evil,

then they must be punished.

If, on the other hand,

they're simply misled or naive

or unsophisticated,

then I point out to them the right way.

Oh, is that…?

What I mean is,

is that what you do for a living, I mean?

Indeed.

Here.

"Mrs. Chloe Williams, age 54, widow;

"married to John Alistair Williams;"

"political affiliation: none;"

"husband's political affiliation: none;"

"evidences of subversion: none;"

"negative personality traits: curiosity…"

Ignorance."

That is merely a preliminary report,

Mrs. Williams.

The research in depth on you

is in that master file over there.

BIRD: Nut.

[CACKLES]

All rested up, are you, Pete?

Had your little nap?

[SQUAWKS]

That's good, my young man.

We're gonna have an exciting afternoon.

Things are gonna happen at four o'clock.

Indeed they will.

What's gonna happen at four o'clock?

What's going to happen indeed?

Why, at four o'clock,
we're going to expose evil…

Strip it bare, push it out into the light

dissect it, pinpoint it,

eliminate it, exorcise it,

denude it, destroy it!

Oh!

Something else, was there, Mrs. Williams?

Uh… Uh, no, no, nothing else.

I'm looking for a Mr. Crangle.

I was told he lives here.

With a vengeance he lives here.

He lives right up there.
That's where he lives.

But I tell you, young woman,

I wouldn't go in there
without police protection.

That man's got a leak in his attic

a mile wide.

Mr. Crangle?

Mr. Crangle!

Well?

My name is Lucas.

I was wondering

if you would speak with me for a moment.

Lucas… Lucas…

Ah! Kurt J. Lucas, age 27,

intern, East Side Hospital?

That's my husband.

Is he indeed?

Well, now, your husband, you say.

Come in, come in, come in.

Please.

Now… what about your husband?

Why, Mr. Crangle,

why are you trying to hurt him?

What has he ever done to you?

To me?

Why, nothing to me.

That is, nothing personally.

I don't know your husband.

I know of him.

I know of his background,
but we've never met.

He's a stranger then to you, isn't he?

He's a perfect stranger?

A stranger, yes!

But not a perfect stranger.

As a matter of fact, your
husband, Mrs. Lucas,

happens to be most… imperfect.

And when you observe

that he has done nothing to me,

let me hasten to illuminate you on this.

He has done a lot against society.

My husband, for your information,

is a dedicated young doctor.

He has only one abiding interest in life

and that is to heal, to stop pain.

[SHOUTING] And to kill!

That's his other abiding interest,

that you have conveniently skipped.

L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L…

L-U… L-U-C… Here we are.

"Lucas, Kurt J., MD, second-year intern

East Side Hospital."

These facts came to my attention.

"On the night of March 12, 1961,

"while serving in the emergency ward"

"he permitted the death
of one Mrs. Angela Rienti"

"by failing to relieve pressure"

"accumulated as a
result of a brain injury"

sustained in a traffic accident."

It was too late…

He got to her too late.

He was taking care of
half a ward that night,

when he got to the woman,
she was already dead.

He should've gotten to her earlier.

That's about the size of it, Mrs. Lucas.

By what right, I must
ask you, Mr. Crangle,

by what right do you presume

to pass judgment on my husband?

You're not even a medical man.

You don't know a thing about it

and yet you write
letters to the hospital,

dozens of letters,

accusing my husband of being a murderer!

-You're a filthy, miserable…
-Tell me…

Have they discharged your husband yet?

I've been expecting it momentarily.

They have not.

It would take more than letter writing

from a crank to make that happen.

Your husband is an evil man!

I will not put up with evil in any form…

Communists, subversives,
thieves, harlots…

Evil, all of them,

and I will not countenance evil. Hear me?

I will absolutely not countenance evil.

Hmm.

You're probably
unaware of it, Mr. Crangle,

but my husband is a very sensitive man.

The people at the hospital told him

to overlook the letters,

forget about them,

but they're killing him.

Tell me, Mr. Crangle, why…

Why do you do it?

Why?!

Why?

You ask me why?

Why, because they're evil.

That's it.

There's nothing complicated about that.

They're evil…

All those little bugs
out there… bacteria.

That's what they are.

That's what your husband is… bacteria.

Those little… [LAUGHS WILDLY]

That's it!

That's precisely it!

That's what I'll do.

I knew I would get the clue.

I said "little people."

Do you understand: "little people"?

That's what I'll do…

I'll turn all the evil
people into little ones.

[CACKLES]

You understand?

I'll make every evil man three…

No, two… two feet tall.

[CACKLES]

At four o'clock in the afternoon,

at precisely four o'clock,

every evil man and woman

will be exactly two feet tall.

[CACKLES]

A revelation… An absolute revelation.

They'll all be two feet tall!

[TICKING]

CRANGLE: "It is rather
for us to be dedicated

"to the great task remaining before us."

All men are created equal."

[STEPPING LOUDLY]

We have a visitor coming, Pete.

CRANGLE: Come in!

Come in, come in.

I'm Oliver Crangle.

I'm the one who called.

My name is Hall, Mr. Crangle

Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Our office had a call from you…

Indeed, indeed,
indeed, I placed the call.

Please, please, sit down.

Now, I called you here

because I felt that the FBI should know.

I also notified the police

and the… the fire departments.

I even had a call in to Washington,

although that call probably
won't even go through.

It's my understanding

that the Reds are in complete control

in Washington now.

They've probably taken
over the switchboard, too.

The Reds, Mr. Crangle?

Oh, yes, the Reds.

And it's a complete conspiracy, you know.

All the evil people of the
world have banded together…

Communists, subversives, thieves…

It's a total, complete
worldwide conspiracy.

Now, Mr. Crangle, on the phone you said

that you had some sort of plan…

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,

that'll all take place at four o'clock.

Now, you see, Mr. Hall,

I have spent many years
doing this kind of work.

I've made a complete study of evil.

Oh, yes, I made a study of it.

I listen to the radio.

I watch television.

I cut out newspaper clippings.

I write letters to employers,

make phone calls late at night.

There's the most efficient
method, right there.

Calling these terrible
people constantly late at night,

waking them up…

Waking them up, speaking my
charges and then hanging up.

Very frustrating for them.

Yes, I'll bet.

Oh, yes, indeed.

You know, they go out
of their mind with fury.

They don't like to be
woken up late at night,

I can assure you.

Who does, Mr. Crangle?

With these people, it's
absolutely necessary.

But to the point, Mr. Hall, to the point.

It is now… 3:27.

In exactly 33 minutes,

all the evil people in the world

will become half…

No, a third their present size.

All the uncaught murderers

and the tyrants,

all the bullies and the wrongdoers…

All of them, every one.

Nut.

Well, what do you think of it, Mr. Hall?

Mr. Crangle, how do
you go about doing this…

Shrinking people?

Why, I… I merely will it.

That's all.

Now in the past, several other
methods had occurred to me

to stop evil from spreading.

How does evil spread?

Hmm?

By public transport.

So I had it in mind

that I might take the stiffness…

Out of airplane propellers.

You understand?

Props hanging limp…

Like empty banana skin.

Then it occurred to
me that I might change

all the wheels in the
world from round to square.

Or perhaps triangular.

So they'd stub in the asphalt

and stop them.

Mr. Crangle…

This… you know, Mr. Hall,
this is hard to believe.

This idea just occurred to
me… about the change in size…

Just a short while ago.

Some benighted woman was in here

and she inadvertently gave me the idea…

Turn all the evil
people into two feet tall.

Now what could be simpler?

Think of it.

Think of how inefficient

this would make them.

Why, they couldn't handle
delicate scientific instruments,

adding machines,
typewriters or telephone dials.

Why, soon enough, they'd
be extinct, like dinosaurs.

[LAUGHING]

Nut.

-Mr. Crangle…
-Yes?

I'd like to ask you a question, sir.

I hope you won't take offense at it.

Oh, no, no, please, go on.

Have you ever had any psychiatric help?

What?

Psychiatric help.

Mr. Crangle, you don't
seem rational to me.

I… I think you've developed
some kind of obsession here.

I think you need some help.

Help? I need… Why should I need help?

I'm not evil.

I'm very sorry, Mr. Crangle,

but there doesn't seem very
much we can do about this.

What do you mean?

Why, the law enforcement agencies

are gonna have round-the-clock schedules.

Don't you realize

how many evil people
you'll be able to find?

Why, they'll be all over the sidewalks,

all over the streets!

You'll have to build more jails,

more electric chairs, gallows.

Well, what about it, Mr. Hall?

What are you gonna do about it?

Nothing, Mr. Crangle, not a thing.

Mr. Crangle, we have
something in this country

which makes all of that
stuff quite unnecessary.

What's that?

It's the law, Mr. Crangle,
we have the law.

Now, we like people's help

and their support, their cooperation,

but interference is quite another matter.

Oh, I get it now.

I understand.

I understand perfectly.

Why, I was an idiot

not to have realized it sooner.

Of course.

Of course you people
have gotten into the FBI!

It stands to reason.

Why, you… you've infiltrated every place.

Let me tell you something, Mr. Hall,

let me tell you something.

Enjoy yourself for the
next 15 or 20 minutes,

you better enjoy yourself to the utmost,

because you're gonna be two feet tall!

Two feet tall, Mr. Hall,

that's what you're going to be!

Two feet tall, do you hear me?

You and all the rest of them…

All of the evil people.

They're gonna be two feet tall!

Nut.

[SQUAWKING]

Oh, Judgment Day.

Judgment Day… is upon us.

Won't be long now.

You… four o'clock.

You… evil…!

Evil!

[TICKING]

It's happening, Pete.

It's happening right now.

Everyone, all the evil ones…

They're all turning
into tiny little gnomes.

Nut.

Certainly, Peter.

This is kind of a celebration.

[SCREAMS]

Nut.

NARRATOR: At 4:00, an evil
man made his bed, and lay in it,

a pot called a kettle black,

a stone thrower broke the
windows of his glass house.

You look for this one
under "F" for "fanatic"

and "J" for "justice,"
in the Twilight Zone.

PRESENTER: Rod Serling,
creator of The Twilight Zone,

will tell you about next week's story

after this message.

And now, Mr. Serling.

As it happens to all men,

a newcomer takes his first step

into the Twilight Zone next week

when Mr. Andy Devine joins us

for a show called
"Hocus-Pocus and Frisby."

He plays the role of a storekeeper

of the cracker-barrel variety,

who stretches the truth
like most people pull on taffy.

This one is for laughs

and for the congenital liars amongst you.

Next week, Mr. Andy Devine…

"Hocus-Pocus and Frisby."

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