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I... am... Spider-Man.

Oscorp's best engineers now
work round the clock for you.

The Scorpions are trying to
move in on our turf, Don.

The guy runnin' the whole operation,
Mac Gargan, is an even bigger psycho.

- You sent me in there using your name!
- Wake up!

You wanna protect your family?
Without us pushing back,

Gargan and Carmilla would be
knockin' on their front door.

Now comes the fun part!

I will be back for you all.

Holy crap! You're Spider-Man.

No, I'm n... not.

Their accomplice, a woman
known as Mila Masaryk,

is still at large.

Ms. Masaryk, how can I
help you this evening?

♪ Hey there ♪

♪ There goes the Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does whatever a spider can ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man Spider-Man ♪

- ♪ There goes the Spider-Man ♪
- ♪ Yeah! Eh! ♪

♪ There we go There we go ♪

♪ There we go again ♪

♪ Swinging through the city so
fast You can barely notice him ♪

♪ Wall crawler ♪

♪ You know what's after that ♪

♪ Friendly neighborhood He's
taking care of the habitat ♪

♪ Urban acrobat ♪

♪ Don't know where he find
the time Fighting crime ♪

♪ Humble beginnings And
now we flyin' high ♪

♪ Spi-Spidey sense
Superpower science kid ♪

♪ You don't think it's fair I
got the world's smallest violin ♪

♪ At the pinnacle
Perched at the top ♪

♪ It's daily and
it never stops ♪

♪ Hey there ♪

♪ Need my city, my
city it need me ♪

♪ A hero not a vigilante ♪

♪ There goes the Spider-Man ♪

♪ Taking off the mask
I know what you see ♪

♪ Look out ♪

♪ Know you want a
neighbor like me ♪

♪ Cleaning up Queens, NYC ♪

♪ And I do it even
better with a team ♪

♪ Here comes the Spider-Man ♪

Ms. Masaryk,

it's a pleasure to meet
you. And right on time.

I can't help but admit that
I'm pleasantly surprised.

Punctuality usually isn't a strong
suit for many in this industry.

Uh...

- You are the man selling weapons?
- Weapons?

No, my dear.

I sell enhancements

that assist hard-working individuals
like yourself and your accomplices.

Speaking of which, I'm surprised
to see you've come alone.

Yes. I know we discussed getting
enhancements for myself and my friends,

but they've recently
been incarcerated.

I'm thinking, instead of
buying four pieces of tech,

you could sell me one that
will allow me to free them.

Of course.

If you have the
appropriate funds, that is.

Impressive, right?

I was expecting a bit more than
a warehouse full of scrap metal.

Oh, yes. I'm sure there were
those that questioned da Vinci

when he began to create
masterpieces in a shack.

It often takes a genius
to see what lies ahead

when most can barely
see beyond the trees.

But with that said,
I cannot disagree

that more fitting accommodations
are a priority of mine.

And I'm one step closer, thanks
to your generous funding.

Ah. Here it is.

With this prime piece of Octavius Tech,
you'll free your associates in no time.

Oy.

I've picked up a language
or five in my spare time.

But, yes, that helmet has been
outfitted with constantly updating,

predictive technology that
analyzes movement patterns.

It also fires lasers.

Lasers. That, I understand.

Excellent.

It was an absolute pleasure
doing business with you, my dear.

If you have any questions,
consult the instructions.

Please exit the same
way you came in.

And thank you again
for your patronage.

Vincent, begin disinfecting
the lab immediately.

Yes, sir.

These people, this situation,
it's all beneath me.

I know, sir, but
we're almost there.

Soon enough, you'll have everything
you need to show the world

the things a true
genius is capable of...

"Soon enough" is never
soon enough, Vincent.

My name should be held in higher
regard than Stark, Banner, Osborn!

You will be.

We're so close to seeing
your dream realized

and showing the world just
how incredible you are.

You're right. I've
waited this long,

but soon everyone will know and
revere the name of Dr. Otto Octavius.

- Um, so...
- So.

- Oh, sorry. I can't believe that you're...
- I mean, yesterday was...

Peter,

thank you for stopping
by this morning.

I know you have school soon,

but I figured this is a conversation
that should happen in person.

The sooner, the better.

I've given what happened
last night a lot of thought.

I've decided that the
only course of action

is for Harry to join
Team Spider-Man.

Wait, what?

Peter, as much as I
want to assist you,

there are gonna be times
in which I'm unavailable

due to my various
duties here at Oscorp.

That's where Harry comes in.

He may only be 15...

Sixteen.

Sixteen.

But I've raised him to be
quite a responsible young man.

- He can be your...
- Dude at the desk!

Not how I would have
put it, but sure.

This is gonna be awesome.

Me, helping Spider-Man
save the city?

Hell, yeah!

I don't really know
about this, Mr. Osborn.

I mean, no offense, but I
barely know Harry and...

Mr. Osborn,

you're needed for
an investor meeting.

Thank you, Ms. Porter.

My apologies for getting cut
short, but trust me, Peter,

this is the best course
of action for us all.

So, that was somethin', right?

Yep.

So, you're my
"Dude at the desk?"

Sure seems like it.

Uh... Ah...

Sorry, what was
your name again?

- Peter.
- Right.

Peter. Cool, cool.

Uh, good name.

Well, I guess I should get going
to school before I'm late again.

Oh, uh... You need a ride?

- Who drives that car?
- Who's that?

- Do you know him?
- Harry Osborn?

- Thanks again for the ride, Harry.
- No problem, Peter.

Have a good one, dude.
Catch you after school.

Pete, are you kidding me?

I know! I'm on time for once.
I can barely believe it myself.

Not that. You're hanging
out with Harry Osborn?

Everyone in school is talking
about it. Even the teachers.

Yeah, that's him.

I'm gonna wave. I'm gonna wave.

Okay, but why?

Take a look for yourself.

Yep.

When he's not acting as
your personal Lyft driver,

he's also a social
media celebrity.

Oh, I had no idea
Harry was so popular.

I just know him as
Mr. Osborn's son.

In addition to being
a vapid pretty boy,

he's the heir of a
big business tycoon.

Meaning, he'll undoubtedly pursue
a political path 20 years from now.

And, of course, he'll win,

so the economy will tank,
people will become restless,

and I'll have no choice but to
join the revolution against him.

Okay, you have clearly put a
lot of thought into this, Nico.

Here's a question for ya.

If you believe Harry's so bad,
why are you following him?

Uh... Oh, obviously, I'm
following him ironically.

Right.

I'm just saying, Pete.

You've been doing a lot lately and
hanging out with a lot of people.

You know, juniors,
seniors, billionaires.

I wanna make sure you're
still making time for...

for you.

Thanks, Nico.

Yeah, things have
been... mm, busy lately,

but I appreciate you
worrying about me.

Someone's gotta do it.

Who knows what you'd
do without me, Pete.

What in the name of
Rockford T. Bales

is goin' on with you, Lincoln?

And you're good, but I can't
justify lettin' you skip practice.

You're the team captain,
for goodness' sake.

I know. And you're right.

I've just had some personal
things goin' on, Coach.

I get that, Lonnie.

But you gotta get your
head on straight, son.

This isn't just high
school football for you.

You got the skills to go pro.

Don't throw it all away now.

I'm not gonna throw
my chance away.

There isn't a guy on this team that's
more dedicated toward this than I am.

I know it may not have
seemed like that lately,

but you know there's nothing
I wouldn't do for this team.

I know you're dedicated, but,

well, these college scouts
that come to these games,

they don't know that.

Don't give 'em a reason
to look past you, son.

I won't.

All right. Get your butt to class,
Lonnie. I'll see you at practice.

Oh! Lonnie! Small world, right?

So, how much of
that did you hear?

Just a little bit.

Okay, 100%.

What can I say? I'm
an overachiever.

Overachiever?

I'd say expert-level snoop.

So, do you want
to talk about it?

Nah, there's not
much to talk about.

But what I would like to
do is walk you to class.

Oh, Petey and I have
been covering for you,

so you might have to convince Mr. Taylor
you've had bronchitis for the last week.

Aw, you guys are great.
Okay, how's this?

Sorry, Mr. Taylor.

I left it all on the
field, even my voice. Huh?

Stick to football, Lon.

Because your acting is not it.

So, it's anyone's guess what's
gonna happen with the Avengers now.

You know, I've never
been a Tony Stark fan...

- Whoo! Look out!
- Right.

But I can't say Captain America
is totally in the right either.

- Yeah.
- I mean,

maybe Super people should
have to register...

- Mm-hmm.
- For everyone's safety.

Like, imagine if me
and you got super suits

and went around causing collateral
damage and punching people.

That would be weird.

You know what's even more
weird than that, though?

You ignoring me when I
mention Captain America,

even though he's,
like, your messiah.

You too busy texting your new
pal, The Great and Powerful Osboy?

Ha-ha. Actually, I was buying two
tickets for tonight's screening

of Teschio di Fuoco
Two, Return of the Burn.

Holy crap! Are you
messing with me right now?

Because if you are, I
will throw you into orbit.

I know, I couldn't
believe it either,

but one of the arthouse theaters
got an unreleased copy somehow

and they're showing
it tonight at 7:00.

You in?

To watch the sequel to the best worst
B-movie of all time on the big screen?

- Of course, I am!
- Great.

I'll see you tonight at 7:00.

- Oh, look who showed up.
- Lonnie! Where you been, man?

- Finally. Finally.
- Our star quarterback, everybody!

Yo, you remember what this
is? It's called a football.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Look,
get everything out now,

'cause once we're back on that field,
y'all gonna be eating those words. Okay?

Ha-ha, funny.

...actually showed
up for practice?

Hello.

Answer a question
for me, Superstar.

I texted you earlier to get to the
hideout ASAP, so why ain't you here?

Look, my coach is all...

I don't really care
about your excuse.

The Scorpions are on our turf,

so I need every member of
the One Tenth here, now!

What? I'm at school,
man. Football practice.

Even if I left now, it would take
a while to get back to Harlem.

Yeah, I know, that's why I
sent Bulldozer to pick you up.

Him and some of the boys are
parked outside right now.

Joinin' us today, Lincoln?

Oh. Oh, yeah, Coach. One minute.

Just dealing with some
family stuff, you know.

Okay. But I want you on
that field in 60 seconds.

I can't keep skipping
out on practice.

I'm gonna get
kicked off the team.

I'm sorry, I missed the part
where that was my problem.

You signed up for this, Lincoln.

Now, I suggest you go outside

and meet Dozer before I send
him inside to meet with you.

Fine. I'm on my way.

All right, everybody out there!

Let's get our butts
in gear! Come on, now!

So...

how was school today,
Mr. Spider-Man?

Were you seriously just waiting
for me to turn the comms on?

All right. I'm gonna be
completely honest with you.

I most definitely was.
I was so bored, dude.

Bored?

Don't you have millions of
adoring fans to respond to?

Ninety percent of my DMs are people
asking me, "How did you get rich?"

So, not much conversation there
besides saying, "I was born."

Hmm. Fair point.

And what about school? I mean,
no classes to distract you?

You'd think so, considering
I'm homeschooled

by "the smartest
instructors money can buy,"

as my dad likes to say.

But I'm a pretty quick learner, so
that frees up my day quite a bit.

Man, being homeschooled
sounds like the life.

Yeah. Hey, the first
few years are a blast.

But once you realize there's
no one around to talk to,

since all your old
friends are busy at school

and all your new friends are
either using you for clout

or are just spam bots, the shine starts
to wear off the whole experience.

Hmm. Yeah, I mean, I guess
I didn't consider that.

Since we're sharing,
I gotta ask.

- What's up with the new suit?
- What? You don't like my suit?

It's not that. It's cool.
It's just kind of...

Sterile?

That's it.

Honestly, it could use
a lot more color too.

True. I... I would like
a lot more red and blue.

- Like Captain America.
- Captain America.

Wait, you're a Cap fan too?

I thought everyone was
turning on him now.

No way, man.

So he broke a few laws
to help his best friend.

Who wouldn't?

Besides, I read online the
real Cap died four years ago

and it's his clone that's
been doing all this.

For sure.

Wait, what?

Don't worry, it
ain't gonna hurt.

- Hmm?
- Better watch out.

- What the hell? Get back!
- Mila?

Privyet, Mikhail.

I told you I'd be back for you.

- Did I not?
- And I believed you.

Although, Dmitri and
Roxanna may need convincing.

I believe they are convinced.

- How did you...
- Hey, stop right there!

- Get on the ground. Put your hands up!
- Freeze!

- Hands where I can see 'em!
- I will show you.

Look out!

Mila?

Uh, the Octagonal man you mentioned.
This is the tech you purchased?

Da.

It was expensive, but
necessary to free you three.

Then I like it. Makes you
look like a rhino, yes?

Nyet, nyet.

I'm more like a... yedinorog.

Ah, yes. The unicorn.

Yes, yes. You look wonderful.

We should be focused
on escaping now, right?

Mm, no. First, we will
have a bit of fun.

Hey, I just stole
that bike and...

Nice work. What are you
gonna do with the bike?

Good question.

If I put a note on it, people
would respect the honor system?

Crap. Forget the note.

- There's a jailbreak in progress.
- What? Where?

One sec, I'm uploading the
GPS coordinates to your suit.

You can do that?

Oh, that's gonna be so
helpful, especially at night.

It's so easy to get lost
when you're swinging above...

- Peter, go!
- Ah, right!

End of the road, little piggy.

I'm not one to give
unsolicited advice,

but trust me, a little yoga and
some anger management classes

will probably help
with that whole

firing-lasers-from-your-forehead
thing you got goin'.

I recognize you, bug!

Aw, a fan. I'll tell you what.

You surrender, I'll make
sure you get a signed photo.

Dude, that lady is
firing lasers at you!

Yeah, I noticed.

I gotta close the gap.

What?

That's new.

Perhaps now is the time
in which we sneak away

before the arachnid
notices us, huh?

- Good idea. Come on, Mikhail.
- No.

I will not abandon Mila.

- She is only here to save us.
- Da.

Because she abandoned
us and felt guilty.

It's smarter to use this
distraction while we can.

Unless you enjoyed being
caged like a beast?

Very well. Then we shall
see you around, hopefully.

Is that all you've
got, little spider?

I'm just gettin' started.

'Bout time you two got here.

You almost missed
out on the fun.

Oh, man. You and I have very
different definitions of fun.

Would you look at this!

They actually showed up.

See, the streets were saying
that the One Tenth was all talk.

A bunch of nobodies, led by
the biggest nobody of all.

But look at you,
you're all here.

And all it took was me and the Scorpions
coming over here to mark our territory.

Your territory?

I heard your ass
is crazy, Gargan,

but we both know this
is One Tenth turf.

Oh, is it?

Because from where I'm
standing, this is moving day.

The only choice you gotta make is
if you wanna hand the keys over,

or if I need to take 'em.

You listen to me, Gargan.

You got three seconds to
get your ass off my turf,

or it'll be the last
place you ever stand.

Three seconds?

Three, two,

one.

Slowing down, little spider?

Why don't you give up?

Well, you know what they say
about the Itsy Bitsy Spider right?

They're... Whoa!

Harry! You find anything?

No. I mean, she's referred to as
"a physically gifted athlete."

You sure she's not a distant
cousin of the Hulk or something?

Gotta be the helmet.

I mean, the other villains you fought
all had little upgrades, didn't they?

I'm tired of playing
this game with you, bug!

Perhaps it's time I
find new playmates?

Hey! No, wait!

Gotcha.

Mila, you've had your fun,

but perhaps now is
the time to escape.

You would have me run from
a battle like a coward,

when I can walk away the victor?

You okay?

After all of this fighting,

all you needed was...

a little distraction
to lose your edge, hmm?

Yeah. No, I have a pesky habit of
saving people that are in danger.

But now that everyone's gone,
you've got my full attention.

Luckily, I have a
contingency plan.

Mikhail!

Don, look out!

Watch this.

No!

Big mistake, kid.

We don't have time for him, Mac!

The police!

This ain't over.

- Let's go!
- The police! We gotta go!

Come on, Lonnie!
We gotta go, now!

All right. I'm comin'.

Spider-Man! Spider...

Come in, Spider-Man! Say s...

Aw. Looks like I win.

What in the hell was that?

I'd be dead if not for the bug!

What were you thinking?

The spider's foolish morals
meant he would save you.

And you would gamble with
my life to prove a point?

Oh, get over yourself, huh?

Farewell, little spider.

- Mikhail, what are you doing?
- Stopping you.

The longer we linger here,

the more likely the Iron Man
or his friends will appear.

- Now, let's go.
- Oh, my God. You fool!

The only reason you're not in a
cell right now is because of me.

You do not call the
shots, Mikhail. I do!

You would do well
to remember that.

You shouldn't have. But I
didn't get you anything.

Oh, wait. Here!

Thanks for your help. I...

You may have saved my life,

but do not speak to me
as if we are friends.

Thanks to you, now Mila and
I will both rot in cells.

Consider us even, bug.

But if you are ever unfortunate
enough to cross my path again,

all the web you can spin won't be enough
to restrain me from ending your existence.

Oh. Uh, okay. That's... a lot.

Hey, Mr. Spider-Man,
still alive?

Barely. I'm close to Oscorp.

Is it okay if I come take
a nap on your dad's couch?

Yeah, I get it. I'm exhausted
and I'm just sitting here.

You're fighting crime
after a day of school.

I don't know how you do it, man.

It is not easy.

Usually, I'm getting pulled in
so many different directions

that I make mistakes or
forget something important...

Oh, crap! I'm supposed to
meet my friend at the movies!

Come on, Pete. Where are you?

Nico!

Finally.

Pete, what happened
to your face?

Oh, you know how in cartoons
people slip on banana peels?

Uh, well, life imitates art.

Oh, uh, well, I'm
glad you're okay,

but can't lie though,

I was beginning to think you
were gonna bail on me again.

No such luck. You
are stuck with me.

Lucky me.

Sorry about the wait, it's a
nightmare finding parking around here.

Hey, thanks for letting
me crash the movie.

- That's Harry Osborn.
- Oh, and nice to meet you, Nico.

All right.

Well, I'm starving.

And I'll see you guys
at the concession stand.

I hope it's cool
I invited Harry.

He was nice enough
to give me a ride,

and it seemed like he was just
gonna have a lonely night at home.

Oh, yeah. Uh, just took me
by surprise for a second.

It's no problem at all.

You sure?

Yeah. Totally.

Okay, awesome.

Come on, let's grab
some snacks. My treat.

It's fine.

There he is.

What? What did I do now, man?

Besides become a
human pincushion?

You saved my ass.
That's what you did.

Y'all should've seen it.

I was giving those Scorpion
punks the hands, son,

when Gargan tried to sneak
me with a damn knife.

Luckily, Superstar was there.

Tackled Gargan like
he was in the NFL,

planted his ass
right in the ground.

Yeah! All right! Yeah!

Yeah - All right!

He the man! Way to go!

Hey, uh, I had my doubts
about you, Superstar.

But tonight, you proved
where your loyalties lie.

You're certified One Tenth.

Yeah. Straight up.

Well, if that's the
case, I need a favor.

I need you to stop calling me
"Superstar," man, 'cause I hate it.

Deal.

Hell, the way you buried Gargan, we
should start calling you "Gravedigger."

Nah, we should call
you "Tombstone."

- Tombstone?
- I like it. Yeah.

Yeah, I can't lie.

Kinda like it.