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first day of the rest of my life right here.

This is it.

Hi, my name is Tom Green.

You may remember me from The Tom Green Show,

or movies like Road Trip,

or my rap group, Organized Rhyme.

or my public access TV show, or going on David Letterman.

- How are you doing? - Or Freddy Got Fingered.

Or hosting Saturday Night Live.

Well, for the last 20 years, I've lived in Hollywood, California.

That's my house. And, well, I sold it.

And that's my new house. I moved to the country in Canada.

A farm not far from my hometown.

That's my dog, Charlie.

And I'm making a documentary about my life.

Don't make a documentary about your life. It's weird.

Uh, hilarious, sometimes crazy, sometimes strange, anxiety inducing.

But mostly, a relief to be able to tell my story.

This is not really a documentary.

- What is it? - I don't know.

I don't think there's any such thing as a true documentary.

- Why? What Is it true documentary? - The camera effects everything.

Ah.

As soon as you document something, you change it.

So therefore you're not really documenting it at all, right?

- Something like that. - Mm-hmm.

Is it unusual for the person who is being, um...

a biography of them,

is it unusual for them to direct their own biographical movie?

Yeah. You're not supposed to do that.

Well, I don't know if there's rules, but....

- I think there are. - Are there rules? Who wrote those rules?

- I don't know, somebody who knows a lot. - But conventionally.

Somebody who knows, like, a lot about making movies.

- Okay. - There's probably a reason for it, too.

Why? Because you can whitewash what you say.

- Yeah, so... - Yeah.

And you're planning to do that?

Yes.

♪ This is The Tom Green Show ♪

♪ It's not the Green Tom show ♪

♪ This is my favorite show ♪

♪ Because it is my show ♪

♪ If this was your show ♪

♪ You'd probably like it more ♪

♪ But maybe that's just because ♪

♪ It was your show ♪

♪ But it's not your show ♪

♪ It's The Tom Green Show ♪

Big day, making a documentary. This is gonna be cool.

We got some big cameras here.

We've done this before, right?

Mm. Not quite as....

- Elaborate. - ...elaborate as this.

Was there a moment where you kind of sort of thought

that I was kind of weird?

You're my mommy!

- Let me have a hug. - No way.

End of discussion.

- You're my parents. - That's the sad thing, Tom.

- You're a creative person. - Okay, let's say that.

That's my mother. We're gonna go shopping.

My mom and I are buying a piñata.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- Going to smash the crap out of it. - No, Tom. No, we're not.

Was there a moment when I was a kid where you started to maybe

worry about me?

- High school, maybe. - High school?

That's when I discovered stand-up comedy.

We heard about this comedy club in Ottawa downtown called Yuk Yuk's.

We were able to go. I was 15 years old.

Had a restaurant license, so you could go even though it was a bar.

Felt cool because it felt like you were in a bar.

I was now going down to Yuk Yuk's every week.

My parents would let me go on school nights because they had an amateur night.

Phil, who was on The Tom Green Show, went down with me those first many times.

- Hey, Tom, how you doing?

See that nervous tension?

Were you a little nervous about the date, Phil?

What's up, sweetie? How are you doing?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- You know Phil. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What's up, man? What's up? - What's up, Phil?

- How's it going? - What's up, Chris?

How's it going, man?

Come on, Charlie. Come on. You want the keys?

I am Phil. Hello. This is Tom.

My oldest best friend right here.

- Yeah, absolutely. You're the oldest person I know.

No, we've known each other-- We've known each other longer.

Needed to get you out here for the documentary.

Just do this? There's history there.

- There's a lot of stuff. - Oh, yeah.

That's how we met, skateboarding.

Skateboarding. Kind of like came across you.

I was like, "This guy's into skateboarding."

It's obvious. And we kind of clicked.

I remember when we first started going to Yuk Yuk's,

and obviously you were really into it.

We went to watch a few shows and we decided to try it.

I remember we did amateur night for, like, the next two years,

almost every week.

Before Yuk Yuk's, you were doing stuff at your school.

You were always trying to get on a stage and, like,

somehow perform one way or another.

I saw a kid who was willing to take chances, and I like that a lot.

I think that comedy, you need to shake it up once in a while.

Remember when you were a kid, you could tell who the other kids were

who were the children of alcoholics?

Based on the ones who carried their marbles to school

in that purple velvet whiskey bag.

Is it kind of strange that it's been how many years?

Like 30-plus years we've been doing this stuff?

- 35 years. How long has it been? - At least 35, for sure. More.

About halfway through high school,

I discovered that there was a university radio station at Ottawa U, called CHUO.

Welcome to CHUO FM 89.

I began volunteering there on Friday nights.

Look at this. It's amazing.

It's the first time we've appeared on camera in...

together in, what, 20 years?

Glenn Humplik is a money-grubbing bastard.

- Oh, look at that spandex. - God!

This is a weird thing, just to...

I instantly feel like something is weird about this seating arrangement.

Can you tell me what you think it is...

Glenn, that camera records our faces, okay?

...related to, like, the show?

Oh, I was always seated on that side.

- Yeah. Can we switch? - Oh, weird. Yeah.

Yeah.

I was just feeling like it didn't feel right.

Oh, yeah. There we go.

Well, we met at CHUO

because I was doing my radio show on Friday nights

from two to six in the morning, called Nightfall.

- Mm-hmm. - And you came in.

And you started doing-- It was a rap show, right?

It was a rap music show I got asked to do.

Then I just stopped playing music and started talking.

Then you were playing music, and then you stopped playing music too.

And you started hanging out during my show.

- And then it just became... - Midnight till six in the morning.

We're game to, you know, being a little zany on the air sometimes, you know?

And that was really when we knew that I was gonna get into show business,

- I guess, right? Really? - I don't think so because--

Well, I don't know if I thought you'd be in show business,

but I felt that you liked the feeling you got.

Did I say I want to do this, though?

- You didn't. - So when did I start saying that?

Well, probably when you started getting interested in music.

- The band was called? - It was called Organized Rhyme.

- And it was a rap band? - It was a rap band from Ottawa.

I started a rap group with my good friend Greg,

who was a couple of years younger than me in high school,

but we both skateboarded.

We both liked rap music.

And at that time, nobody was listening to rap music

except for a handful of people in my school.

- MC Pin. MC Pin.

- MC Bones. MC Pin, MC Bones.

Rocking the microphones.

- Welcome, man. Good to see you, buddy. - Thank you.

- You too. - Been a long time.

Together as a group, as Organized Rhyme, we've been together for two years.

We did the school show.

And then it's just been, you know...

That's changed our lives from that point on.

When I was doing Organized Rhyme, there was no other rap groups in Ottawa.

When you're doing anything artistic in Ottawa, you kind of feel,

"Wow, I'm really thinking way out of the box here."

You don't feel like other people are judging you.

We're gonna tell it how it is growing up in suburbia.

♪ Growing up in my neighborhood Never doing no good ♪

♪ Maybe once or twice Just like any other kid ♪

It was right around then when you, Chris,

the man standing right here behind this camera...

I'd like a more flattering lens.

...came and did a little story about Organized Rhyme.

And that's where all this video that you're looking at right now came from.

Get up. Move it.

Time to get.

- Okay, you awake now? - Oh!

Because that must have been a sort of a turning point.

It was the CBC, right?

It was a big television news sort of program.

I thought it was great. I mean, you were getting success.

What are you doing now?

I'm cutting the apples.

You remember when we went to New York to record?

- I do. - And you guys sort of paid for that.

Yeah, we did.

I remember this guy pulled up to the door in his BMW.

- I think it was a Volvo, but... - Was it?

His name was Boogie, from Brooklyn,

and he wanted to produce a record with you guys.

Yeah, and then we recorded like five songs.

They came to New York. His mother, God bless her soul.

She just had a beautiful presence. She was supportive.

And I was like, this is what New York hip-hop needs.

The, um... The support. Like, that whole...

Family-family. Like, family after family.

You know what I mean? We support you in the home.

But we really support you when you're go to your dream.

And when they came, and they were really ready to...

You know, I'm like, "Y'all more serious than I am."

Let me step up mine.

They actually made me step up my production and my seriousness, so...

♪ You think you want some But you don't want none ♪

♪ The mic is a tool I hold like a gun ♪

- ♪ Please don't sweat me ♪ - ♪ 'Cause you might get me ♪

- ♪ So upset ♪ - ♪ And if the deejay let me ♪

- ♪ Go toe to toe ♪ - ♪ Elbow to elbow ♪

I'm born and raised in Brownsville.

That's a rough neighborhood. If you do the statistics, it's real rough.

Now, I'm trying to keep an eye on them, but you know who's missing, right?

Tom. He's on Rockaway and Livonia.

I can't explain his mother, "I don't know where your son is at."

Like, this dude just rode a skateboard

down one of the most dangerous neighborhoods.

When he came back, he came back with friends.

I'm like, "Yo, what are you doing?"

"Yo, we like this dude. This dude is cool."

We did come back from New York

a little bit different.

How could we not?

At that age, how do you not change?

Cool, cool, cool factor?

If you hadn't done that, we wouldn't have recorded that demo.

- That's true, and-- - Wouldn't have gotten that experience.

That's right.

Wouldn't have been taking it as seriously.

- That's right. - Might not have gotten the record deal.

Yes, the record deal.

It all started when we got this big opportunity

to open for this legendary Canadian rap group, the Dream Warriors.

♪ Now, what's my definition? ♪

♪ My definition My definition, my definition ♪

The reason we're going to T.O. in January now is because

when we go down to do the recording, we're also gonna do a video.

♪ Check the O.R. You like it so far ♪

♪ Smack your back And you deal with a deep scar ♪

♪ I will test you from the West of ya ♪

♪ Now you know That I'm better than the best of ya ♪

Plus, we're gonna do Rap City on MuchMusic.

This group hails from Ottawa. They call themselves Organized Rhyme.

- We were nominated for a Juno. - I know. And you went down to Toronto.

That's a pretty big deal. I've been nominated for a Juno.

- Do you remember? - I do.

♪ When I was a youngster ♪

♪ When I was a youngster I was very young ♪

We won the Canadian Music Video Award for the best rap video from MuchMusic.

It did give me an early taste

of what it was like to be in show business,

creating some sort of music or silliness, putting it on TV.

I remember I was really interested in your camera,

so I started probably asking you about it,

and you were very generous with your time, and you invited me over to your studio

and showed me all your equipment.

I was like, "Wow, man, if this rap thing doesn't work out,

I think I want to make funny videos."

And the rap thing didn't work out.

I don't think the station would have let me do The Tom Green Show

if it hadn't been for the rap group.

Here. I know. It's true.

Are you Colleen Boyle?

- Yes. - Did you write this letter, Colleen?

You have a lovely room. You have a nice room.

- You didn't go in my room. - Ask me a question about your room.

You didn't go in, like, and see my...

This guy right here was sitting on your bed.

Ew.

Change the sheets.

As a kid,

I always knew I wanted to do some kind of comedy.

And then I discovered David Letterman.

There was just something about the absurdity of that.

You know, I remember all the famous ones.

He'd bring the fruit basket over next door to the GE building

and get kicked out by the security guard of his own network.

- Turn the cameras off, please. - Okay, we just wanted

to drop off this basket of fruit...

- Okay. Cameras, please? - ...as a gesture of goodwill.

Cut the cameras, please.

You have to talk to the director right over there.

And you're thinking, "How crazy is that?"

Like, he's actually getting in trouble.

- I wanted to be David Letterman. - And you would listen every night,

and I'd worry that you were not getting sleep.

And I would have to get up and go downstairs and say,

"Tom, turn off the TV. It's late."

I remember when I did stand-up, I wore Dad's blazer.

- Yeah. - And I wore sneakers

and beige khakis like Letterman did.

Right.

I also loved skateboarding.

There was a lot of skateboarding videos that I would watch by Stacy Peralta,

who did the Bones Brigade videos, and they were kind of raw

man-on-the-street-type things.

And it was very influential, I think, for the way that I wanted to shoot stuff.

Some people stand in the shower all day,

but I usually just have a short shower.

Getting access to video cameras in those early days

was kind of like a magical thing.

You'd shoot the video, and then you'd put it back in

and you watch it.

And you sort of couldn't believe you were looking at yourself on the television.

You know, you're with your friends, you're out there,

you're pushing each other to kind of do tricks.

And there's kind of a certain comedy culture

and a razzing culture in skating,

almost like punk comedy,

getting yourself in trouble quite often.

- Which high school? - Sir Robert Ford.

- And you? - I'm just with them.

Okay. Where do you work, sir?

- Uh, it's none of your business. - Okay, that's fine.

I went back to school.

I studied television broadcasting at Algonquin College,

where I learned how to edit and shoot video,

do lighting and do photography.

Comin' in here with your guns all...

All the things that I would have needed to know

if I wanted to make my own television show.

At least Brian's still with us...

I'm glad I did focus in school.

And that's where I met Trevor Cavanaugh, Darcy DeToni.

I'm hunting for moths.

I'm Burning Feet Man!

I'll bring you light to attract the moths!

- How you doing? - Good.

A little grayer.

- A little bit. - A little heavier.

- Good. Looks good on you, though. Okay.

- I'm a little heavier. Am I heavier, too? Yeah.

- Yeah? We both gained weight? I think we have, yeah.

Trevor Cavanaugh, ladies and gentlemen.

Hi.

I'm Barry Manilow.

- Yo! How are you? Tom.

- How you doing? How's it going, man?

- Good to see you. Good to see you, man.

Remember this guy? When was last time you guys saw each other?

Been in a few years.

That's a good tactic, Trev.

Check this out.

- Oh, no! I think I know what that is. - You know what this is?

Volunteer award for outstanding community producer, The Tom Green Show.

Tom Green, Darcy DeToni, Trevor Cavanaugh.

Glenn Humplik.

- Wow. - Nice.

I'd never been so focused in my life on anything.

In high school, nothing.

I did very well. I got great grades in college.

I did not have good grades in high school.

You're in college all week,

and then on my Friday night, I would then go to the radio station.

I'd be on the air, and the kids at school would listen to it.

And I remember Trevor and Darcy were listening to the radio show,

and we started talking about it one day, and I was like,

"Why don't we go do a TV show at Rogers?"

- What's that? - Pitch documents.

- Wow. - Handwritten pitch documents.

Objective: target audience. Yeah.

We pitched the show to this guy, Ray Hagel.

He had been listening to my college radio show.

They gave us a four-episode test.

So we ended up shooting segments all summer.

The first video we ever shot for The Tom Green Show.

The idea was, I have meat taped to my head.

What are you doing out in the ByWard Market?

That's so cruel.

- How's the ice cream? - Fine. This is art?

- What's that? - This is art?

- Art? - Yes.

- The ice cream is art? - No, your head.

- Oh, okay, my head is art. - Yes.

Thank you, that's the best compliment anyone's ever given me.

Meathead was probably the one that sort of almost became

kind of a style of video that we did on the show,

going out on the street,

doing something weird, getting a reaction from people.

Three, two, one!

Experimentation. No rules.

No commercial advertisers telling us what we could or couldn't do.

Back then, like, video cameras were basically brand-new

and they were really expensive.

Or you'd sign one out at school,

but you'd get it for the day for a school project.

♪ White pants, white pants I'm wearing white pants ♪

♪ When I walk I put my hands in my pockets ♪

All of a sudden, the idea of like taking an idea

out into the real world became a possibility.

That's when real people became unwitting performers

in television shows.

You could argue that Tom was the first person

to really do reality.

Uh, first person in a long, long time

to do man-on-the-street kind of stuff.

Now, Steve Allen, way back when in the '50s,

did some man-on-the-street kind of things.

But Tom took it to a whole different level.

Remember, before 1999, most comedy shows were scripted

except for Candid Camera and variety shows and talk shows.

But there wasn't anyone going out in the street

with a video camera without a professional crew,

just some kid goofing around on people and putting it on TV.

We built our own set.

The idea was, it was an upside-down set, right?

I actually think that the first set

was the best set that there ever was in the history of the show.

The bright green walls.

- The fishbowl upside down. - Right.

Hey, folks, how are you doing? Welcome to The Tom Green Show.

This is Tom Green. Let's give him a big hand.

Rob Forest and Sean Potvin.

They are stunt performers.

This is an over the shoulder.

All right, this is a punch to the stomach.

Glenn Humplik, who I'd met at the radio station,

and I asked him if he wanted to come down and be my sidekick.

Hi, you're on the air talking to Glenn Humplik.

Hi. Hey, Glenn.

I just wondered, do you want a bigger role in this show?

- You have a small role. - You have a small, boring role.

No. Oh!

You remember like I asked you to do the show?

- Yes. - Okay.

It was a pretty clear, mapped-out idea.

Like, it's gonna be like Letterman or Johnny Carson,

and you're gonna be...

You had a good idea of what the show was going to be in your head.

Did you notice that Glenn and I are all snuggled up?

- Yes. - It's kind of strange right now.

That's because I noticed the camera was pointing more at Glenn,

and I like to get my face on TV.

- Boy, we know that. - Yeah.

Was there a moment when you thought, "No, I don't want to do that?"

Oh, absolutely. The second you asked me.

- Oh, really? Really? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.

- It's a $50 shirt. - Just take it off quick.

- That was a good shirt! - It was a good shirt.

Look at the way it burns.

- Nerve-racking? - Yeah.

I've never felt comfortable on camera.

You just unplug it. Unplug it before you burst into flames.

- Why did you do it then? - Oh, I think I told you.

I said, you know, I'll give it a try,

and if this sucks or if I don't like it then...

Glenn Humplik exercising tonight.

Then I went on my radio show at the university

and I told everybody listening to come down to the public access station.

And, like, a hundred kids showed up.

Guess they figured if it was anything like the goofy radio show I was doing,

it was gonna be pretty weird.

And it was. It was me with meat on my head.

- How's it-- - Going under.

You're having a poop-it party or something?

By the time we'd done the four episodes,

a local reporter named Ken Rockburn

wanted to do a piece about The Tom Green Show,

and he compared it to a crazy indie version

of David Letterman, my hero.

And that kind of sealed our fate.

The powers that be at the public access station gave us the go-ahead

to keep making episodes.

And we did.

- They picked up the show. - I know.

I would spend late nights at the public access station by myself

editing videos,

my days on the streets shooting new ones.

I hardly stopped.

I had to make the show work.

I couldn't imagine being happy in life doing anything else.

This was a fight for survival.

I was driven by fear and a manic sense of urgency.

I had no plan B.

Don't hurt him!

Don't hurt him! Wait!

Wait!

And people started talking about this weird show

that was on late at night in Ottawa

on public access TV.

Shinny up the glass!

Shinny up the glass!

I thought it was just gonna be another student thing.

- You know, they're never really... I mean, honestly,

I probably didn't know it was gonna work either.

I'm burning as it is.

People started talking about it.

"You see that crazy guy on The Tom Green Show?"

And this would be some colonel at work.

- Really? A colonel in the military. - In the military.

"That guy is funny as hell."

And while all this was going on, we just kept experimenting

and trying weird things.

I remember going out in the street and taping bread to my head.

It was all about the reaction.

Going on the street, putting bread on my head.

Why not?

I make boys out of wood.

I call them wooden boys.

I don't know what to make of this, so...

I'd lie down on my face in the market.

We were shooting a hidden camera, which we rarely did,

from the rooftop of a parking garage across the street.

We took the time to get a wireless mic

so you could hear the people around me talking when they came up to say...

Are you okay?

And this kind of went on and on, people come check on me.

Finally, someone said, "Someone call an ambulance."

And then I just slowly got up and I walked away.

But that was one of the ones where we realized,

"Oh, sometimes they get a big reaction."

How about Bon Jovi?

That was a huge moment because that was the first time we woke up my parents.

We were driving back from shooting. It was like...

3:30 in the morning right now. Sunday night.

We're gonna go in and wake them up and see if they want to watch

a Bon Jovi Live in New Jersey videotape with me, let's go.

You would try to sneak in, and the dog would start to bark.

Hello? Mom?

You said, "We need a prop. We need like a reason."

I looked in the back seat of his car,

and there was a Bon Jovi Live in New Jersey videocassette.

You guys want to go watch Bon Jovi?

No.

Your head was under the covers and I was saying,

"You want to watch Bon Jovi Live in New Jersey?"

- Tom-- - Come on, can we just go and watch it?

Tom, would you turn off the camera? What the hell time is it?

Ten to 3:00. Forget it. I have to get up in about three hours.

Really? I have to get up early tomorrow too.

And the crowd went crazy, everyone loved it

because you were upset.

Because I was upset, you decided to do it several more times.

Do you want to just go watch a couple minutes?

We quickly realized that was very relatable to people watching.

"Are those your real parents? Are your parents gonna kill you?"

You prank your parents, and I think that's something everybody loves.

But the first big eventful one was probably when I...

- Painted their house plaid once.

Yeah, that was pretty dramatic.

I think my parents will be happy when they come home and see I've done

some work around the house and not just lazed around on my ass all week.

I hoped my parents would like their surprise.

I painted, I worked all week while they were gone on their trip.

Mom said they wanted us to do chores around the house while they were gone.

Never said to do that.

I thought it'd be nice to go above and beyond the call of duty.

There he was. The car pulled up. It looked like he liked it at first.

I thought my mom kind of liked it too, but, well, I, well...

You painted the house?

I think your dad then took your car.

- And he hid it. - The car is gone.

Car is gone.

- I did all the lawn too... - My car.

My car. My car will be sold. I'm calling the guy.

What do you mean?

You have two days to get that painted back.

You knew it was funny.

I knew it was funny, but it was funny at my expense.

- Right. - So I was sort of torn, you know.

Starting out innocent enough at first,

but then later barging into their room with all sorts of ridiculous scenarios.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

Well, see, my mother's gone away to Barrie to visit relatives.

And my father's really lonely.

So then we surprised you with dancing girls.

- Not again. - Dad.

That part I enjoyed, yeah.

Of course you did.

Hi, I'm Lisa, and I'm a Taurus, and I love camping.

Oh, yeah? Great.

Well, you'd be mad at first, but then you would...

You wouldn't shut down the whole shoot.

And then there'd be funny lines you would throw in.

Whoo!

A little Tuesday night, eh?

You had a cyst being removed on the top of your head.

- Yeah. - Followed you to the doctor's office.

And I had an electric frying pan with me.

And I asked the doctor

if I could fry up your cyst after he removes it and eat it.

- Oh, yeah. - Remember that?

But I always remember you had a funny line.

- Oh, really? Okay. - So I showed up. I had the frying pan.

I said, "I'm gonna go to your surgery. I'm gonna eat your cyst."

You said, "No, no, today's my hemorrhoid operation."

Really? Okay.

People weren't just laughing at what I was doing.

They were laughing at the reaction to it. That was the funny part.

Just a second. I'll be right back, okay?

We didn't have a lot of money for props,

so a lot of times we'd go to the grocery store before the show.

Kitty litter.

Oh, God.

Nice substance to pour all over myself

to confuse everybody at home watching.

Bags of milk.

I got a bag of milk in my pants!

I got a bag of milk in my pants!

And the show became a big hit locally.

This guy is a clown.

Let's go over to the storage space where I kept all of my videotapes

of Tom Green Show archives and everything I've shot.

The movies and videos for the last 30 years.

Oh, my God.

The Tom Green Show, episode one.

We're looking at probably a few thousand videotapes.

It's almost like looking at these tapes is gonna be looking at a different person.

The opinions expressed in the following program

are those of the participants and do not necessarily reflect

the opinions of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

The show got bigger and bigger and bigger,

eventually catching the eye of the CBC.

We shot a pilot for the CBC. We thought we had made it.

Look at them all!

There's a whole bunch of them!

Glenn Humplik!

What a band, eh?

What a band. They make sounds with their instruments.

- They make me want to boogie. - They make you want to boogie.

Glenn, this is great, eh?

And we have Punchbuggy, and we have some guests on the show today as well.

- Joe Flaherty is gonna be on the show. - Yes.

Tom was always driven from the beginning

about making a funny show,

but also taking it to a broadcaster somewhere.

What are you, a snake or something for God's sakes?

For years it was like, how are we gonna get someone to pick up the show?

Who wants to see Adam, the drummer, go skateboarding?

Okay, let's go.

We worked on that for a year.

We made all of our videos just as perfect as we could.

I'm actually a health inspector during the day.

You don't want to buy bad mustard.

Has anyone ever come in the store and gotten mustard in their eye?

I got mustard in my eye!

Hey!

- Those days must have been great. - Oh, yeah, they were great.

- Must have been nuts for you. Oh, yeah. Nuts.

- Dave Thomas. - Yes, yes.

Martin Short, Eugene Levy, of course, we're seeing all the time.

What is your point?

Are you saying I'm not doing well?

- What are you up to these days? - I'm in movies. Big movies.

- Oh, okay. Tell us about-- - All right?

- Okay. - How about Speed?

I was in the movie with a piano.

A piano.

- We didn't see you in that anywhere. - What?

- I don't want to call you a liar. - Don't go there, Green.

- This is my first big show. - I was in Speed, okay? I was cut out.

You're calling me a liar, and I don't think that's a good idea.

You're not very experienced. You're green.

I'd like you to know I've actually done shows before on the community channel.

I did 50, and they were an hour long.

I'm sorry! Well, I've been in big movies!

Yeah, oh, Mr. SCTV!

Mr. SCTV!

- Mr. Big Time! - Oh, shut up!

Just shut the hell up! Shut up!

You idiot!

- Sorry, man. - I'm sorry, too.

- What's your name? - My name's Tom.

- Really-- This is different. - I can't believe--

It was a really exciting time.

This was real television. They aired the show on Halloween.

- Tom the bomb. - Dan the Man.

Tom the bomb.

Punchbuggy, Joe Flaherty, and Dan the Man.

Thank you very much. See you next time, if there is one.

Okay.

Then we waited. We waited almost a year.

Only to find out they weren't gonna go forward.

They decided not to continue with the show.

I was devastated.

I thought, "How am I going to recover from this?"

But we didn't quit.

My friends and I, we persevered.

We looked at our options,

and there was a new network called the Canadian Comedy Network,

which we managed to get a small deal on to do 13 episodes.

We filmed them, we shot them in a little theater

with the equipment that the public access station lent us.

♪ Plastic bag, plastic bag ♪

Hi, you're watching The Tom Green Show.

And my name is Tom Green.

And this is Glenn Humplik right here.

Hey, Tom.

Oh! Ow!

Oh!

Why are you filming this? Keep straight.

- Why are you filming this? - Get the fuck out of here.

Turn the camera off, you know?

- Can I stick my head in that? - I don't think it's safe.

- Mommy. - I'm not your mommy, to start off with.

I'm just gonna rub my face on the ground here while you eat your brownie.

I'm not your mother.

I'm a man, not a woman.

We had to do something big, so we did Hockey Guy in Chicago.

You sure I'm not bleeding?

All right! It's all right, buddy. It's all right.

It's all right.

We did this bit called...

Funnier when I'm drunk.

You got to be careful and responsible when you drink.

I know in my brain the segment is called "Let's Get Drunk."

I've had, like, seven fucking jam jars

filled with rum and Coke.

We should...

Now, I'm like...

I remember at the time when people saw that,

they couldn't believe what they were looking at.

I like to say that this was real.

The first time somebody really vomited on camera.

Pretty proud of that.

Um...

There's nothing funny about this.

It's really embarrassing buying condoms sometimes.

So I'm gonna bring the camera with me just so it's less embarrassing.

Just gonna buy some of these condoms

because I'm planning on making love to a woman tonight,

and I'm really excited about that.

So what are you guys up to today?

And we put all these episodes together.

It's just some cream that came from my body.

And we made a show...

We will be having the cow brought in.

Humans usually drink milk out of glasses.

...unlike anything that anybody had ever seen.

I like the way milk tastes!

It was weird.

It's time to clean the city.

Oxyman...

Ha-ha! Pretty.

I can't clean anymore.

My English, it's very bad.

Oh, no, you're good at English.

So do the sailors on the boat, do they do they masturbate a lot, or...

- Yeah. - A lot of masturbating.

All right.

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God. That's my parents right there.

Oh, my God!

- You okay? - Yeah.

That bail was nuts.

I mean, The Slutmobile was the classic episode.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

So to show my parents how much I love them,

I've turned my parents' vehicle into more than just a vehicle.

I've turned it into The Slutmobile.

This bit became infamous immediately,

and comedian friends of mine still talk about it to this day.

He put "Slutmobile" on his dad's-- the hood of his car.

Oh, my God, on his parents'...

- And then hid in the bushes. Yeah.

He didn't just like, "Let me fuck with random people."

My mommy and daddy.

Holy Christ.

- You like it, Dad? Come look at it. - Go talk to your mother.

"Go talk to your mother." Like what was I supposed to do?

- It's permanent. Come look at it. - That's permanent.

- What do you mean? - Walking down to the police right now.

You're walking? Why can't you take the car?

Don't walk to work.

It's not obscene. It's... It's love.

Those women are in love, Dad.

You like it? Mom?

My mom has no intention of talking to me on camera

about The Slutmobile.

Fortunately, she left a few messages on my answering machine.

Tom, it's your mother.

Did you do that to our car?

Uh, Dad can't take the bus to work.

I'm gonna take The Slutmobile to the bus stop.

Wow, there's a lot of people at the bus stop.

I hope my dad's not embarrassed by his Slutmobile.

Come on, I'll drive you to work.

- Come on. - What?

That thing better be washed up.

I don't know how you got it on there.

It's permanent. It's a present.

Were you embarrassed? Or did you think it was funny?

By this stage of the game, I was beginning to think it was funny

because I'd see them laughing and I thought, "Oh, okay."

Dad, don't worry if your neighbors see The Slutmobile.

I mean, it's just your Slutmobile, right?

You understand, though, that the reaction shot,

like, when you're not happy about something is kind of funny, right?

- Well, not really. - Like, you can't always be happy about it.

How many bits were there that you don't like?

Do you remember? Is there more than one?

Well, the one where you put the frigging cow's head in my bed.

- Okay. Okay. - That, I didn't like.

My parents loved the movie The Godfather.

What the hell is that?

You're going to get bloodstains on this bedspread.

- That's not real. - Yes, it is.

Get it off this bed!

That was the first time you got really mad.

I thought I was gonna throw up.

Tasty corn.

I don't want you doing that on my PA.

- Not allowed to do that? - No.

But if you want to do it, just pick up the phone,

hit the button that says "page."

Mom, I'm up at the front. Mom, I don't know where you are.

We're not allowed cameras in the store, so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

My brother's lost. I'm really worried about that.

- Please. - Probably back by the girls' sweatpants.

- Doing some shopping, I guess? - Yeah.

So how do you know where the--

- You're not allowed on our PA system. - Oh, no?

- This way, please. - Oh, okay.

- First of all, this is private property. - Well, I'm gonna leave.

- Yeah, let's go over here. - Okay.

I'll just go over here. I'll just go this way.

There are certain bits that people would just keep bringing up.

Where are you off to?

- Where I'm off to? - Where are you going?

I don't know if it's any of your damn business.

- I was just wondering where you're going. - You do, eh?

- I'm wondering where you're going, yeah. - You wonder?

- Yeah. - That's too freaking bad, eh?

You don't want to tell me where you're going?

None of your damn business where I'm going.

People have been coming up to me on the street the last 25 years, saying...

None of your damn business where I'm going.

So where are you going then?

I don't think it's any of your damn business!

- No, I know, it's not my business. - No.

- I'm actually-- - Do I ask you where you're going?

Answer my question! Where the hell are you going?

- Um... - Answer my question.

Where are you going, eh? Hey?

When somebody come up and ask me where I'm going,

that's nobody else's business but my own.

Russell Chuadary is here, everyone. He's a butcher.

The episode we had a butcher as our guest

became a memorable episode for quite a few people.

And it wasn't because of the butcher.

It was because I decided to destroy the set.

It was flattering years later

to have Eric André thank me for the inspiration.

- Set destruction is really your baby. - Yeah.

Our producer, Merilyn Read,

was very upset after this

because we had not planned on jumping through and destroying the set.

I was devastated for, like, 60 seconds.

And then I realized it's just part of the whole scene here.

They didn't tell me it was gonna happen, but they never told me anything anyway.

I just decided to jump through the set.

But the fact that that was not planned, you know what I mean?

I just kinda got caught up in the moment.

And I didn't really realize it until later.

People were always like, "Where'd you get the idea for the show?"

But then just one day, I was like,

"Oh, that's from Tom's show. Tom Green."

And then I was like, "Oh, I'm just biting Tom Green."

So thank you for your brain.

Wake up, wake up, wake up.

You look back at your life and you go like, "Wow, holy crap."

"I put that on television."

I'm humping a dead moose.

Come on! Come on!

You know what's kinda interesting about this, if anything,

is that we were just kids figuring this out on our own.

I am Scuba Hood.

I steal from the poor and give to the rich.

There wasn't some adult there saying, "This is how we do it."

"Write it like this and do it like this."

We did the show from 1994 till 1999,

before it was really being done in any sort of professional capacity.

Turn the camera off.

- What's your name? - Scuba Hood.

- No, what is your real name? - Scuba Hood.

By making fun of an authority figure,

you're sort of punching up.

- What is his real name? - Okay, I'll give you my real name.

Doug Fisher.

Doug...

Fisher.

- Get out of here. - Just playing the game.

- What the hell you doing? - It's my radio.

- Get off the field. - Why are you pushing me?

This is a kid's league game.

- We're leaving. You're stalling us. - Yeah, keep going.

- Turn the fucking thing off. - Don't touch him.

Soccer fans are insane. You're just a bunch of English hooligans!

Sorry about that.

Yeah!

♪ Baby... ♪

Pierce...

Please welcome Tom Green!

You were down at Mike Bullard's show,

and Howard Lapides became your manager.

- Howard Lapides. - May he rest in peace.

We were representing Mike Bullard,

and Mike had a talk show in Canada.

And Howard went up to deal with Mike on a few things,

and Tom was a guest on Mike's show.

Howard and Tom clicked immediately.

Crowds of kids showed up with signs,

and they knew every bit that we'd done on the Comedy Network.

He came back and told me about Tom,

and he said, "I want to sign this guy."

"There's something really special about him."

I sent him some tapes

of some of our wildest moments from the show,

and he marched them into MTV.

And MTV had never seen anything like it.

They flew me to Los Angeles.

They had me pitch the show in person.

Are we all going?

And the next thing you know, I was being flown to New York.

And away we went.

♪ This is The Tom Green Show ♪

♪ It's not the Green Tom show ♪

♪ This is my favorite show ♪

♪ Because it is my show ♪

It's The Tom Green Show.

We had writers, producers, camera people in New York City.

They built us a studio in Times Square.

It was like I'd died and gone to heaven.

My dreams were really coming true.

Before you know it, the show was on the air.

Wow, what an audience. Wow.

Holy doodle.

- Listen to them. - Yeah, it's a great audience out there.

Listen to them roar. Welcome to The Tom Green Show.

I'm Tom, and this is Glenn Humplik.

Glenn Humplik!

A good friend of mine.

Been friends a long time.

- You're a good friend of mine, right? - Good friend.

And Phil right behind me in the window.

He laughs a lot.

We've been doing a show like this together on cable access for a few years now.

- Four years now. - Yeah, and now we're here on MTV.

It's really...

We couldn't believe how quickly things took off.

You take your pants off your now.

You're clapping? You're the only one clapping right now.

MTV.

Music Television.

MTV took the place of what almost like the entire internet does now.

If you cared about music,

if you cared about pop culture,

you go to MTV.

So all young people would go watch MTV. Everybody would watch MTV.

So it was sort of a shell shock, you know.

When you were 15 years old, you worked at a hamburger chain.

- Why are you doing this? - Just tell the people what you did.

I went for a...

A piss in this big bucket of pickles.

We're gonna teach you how to play a game of pickle...

roulette.

Before the show,

I, uh, urinated in one of these pickle...

So this is lesson-teaching time.

If there's a yellow dot, you've got urine, okay?

It really wasn't a game of roulette here.

We wanted to make sure you learned your lesson, so actually, all the jars...

We're learning a lot about camouflage today.

I'm in the bushes.

You can't see me in the bushes because I'm camouflaged.

When the show got picked up by MTV,

it had to be one of the most exciting moments of my entire life.

At least up to that point.

Maybe ever.

Put your mouth on it and suck it. Yes.

It's time for one of my favorite sporting events.

It only happens once every four years.

It's the cockroach Olympics.

We were trying to smash the conventions of traditional comedy.

I get it now, that sounds, like, a bit naive and a bit arrogant

and youthful, wide-eyed, but you got to have that kind of confidence.

You know what I love about your story is that you did that self-hustle in an era

where it kind of wasn't as easy as it is now.

Like, you hear kids complaining, like, "How do I..."

It's like, bro, you've got this. This is all you fucking need now.

You can make a TV show on this.

There's no excuse to not do it now, but to do it--

- "What do I do?" - How punk rock is it

that you did it in a time where it was fucking so hard to do it?

Today, we're gonna investigate guarantees and whether or not they're effective.

Oh, this has a one-year guarantee on it.

You will have to pay for it.

- Can I use my guarantee here? - No, you can't.

- There's a 90-day guarantee on this? - Everything is 90 days in the store.

- "For a period of one year." - I understand that.

You can even break your head too like that.

Thanks anyways.

If you walk out of the store, I'm gonna f*** you up.

This says "guaranteed for a year."

We're making a movie about guarantees.

I wouldn't give a f*** if you were making it about Moses.

I will kick your m*********** ass on camera.

Give me $50.

Tom is an extraordinary trailblazer.

He did a lot in comedy, and he paved a lot of paths.

And he's a young guy. That's the thing that's so astounding.

Everybody forgets that he really started

as a very young man because he's a young guy now.

This is wild, man. This is where I lived when I moved to New York City.

I lived right down the street here.

That used to be the studio right up there, but the studio's not there anymore.

So it's pretty cool being back here.

- I absolutely loved your show. - Yeah. It was right here.

- Did you watch it a lot? Cool, man. - Oh, absolutely.

Undercutter pizza was amazing.

We're gonna follow that pizza guy to his next delivery,

and we're gonna try and undercut the competition.

- Did you order the pizza? - Yeah.

What toppings did you guys want on your pizza?

- Extra cheese. - Extra cheese. Okay.

- Where's my pizza? - This is it here.

No, we're from Undercutters.

- How much is yours? - Get the hell away from me.

- You get it cheaper from me, though. - I really don't give a f***. Get out.

Let the f***** dog out.

Yeah, but this is a new business--

I'll get a new business that's right up your ass.

- Hey. - Get your f***** out of here.

No, don't...

Don't...

- Get this s*** out of here now. - Okay.

- We were gonna give it to you cheaper. - Whatever.

Do me a favor, take your s*** and f*** somewhere else.

I'm sorry. But, you know, we just go up to where the pizza people--

- Shut your f***** mouth and go! - Okay.

He's got a hammer. Go.

- Is that a pizza you got there? - You're Tom Green, right?

Yes, sir. How are you doing, my friend?

By the time we got to MTV,

we've been messing around with a lot of stuff for a long time.

We'd figured out a lot of things that worked and what didn't work.

Ten episodes of shows that were edited out of six,

seven years of experimentation.

From New York,

home to last year's Grammy Awards,

it's the Late Show with David Letterman.

We got a call from David Letterman.

From MTV's The Tom Green Show, Tom Green.

He asked me to come on his show.

I couldn't believe it.

MTV couldn't believe it.

David Letterman was the king of New York.

He was the king of television,

and I'm going on his show.

Our next guest has a brand-new television program on MTV.

It's called The Tom Green Show.

Here's the host of The Tom Green Show, Tom Green.

Tom, come on out here.

Wow.

- Welcome to the show. - Wow.

Welcome to... Well, just welcome. How are you doing?

- I got a new sweater for the show. - It's nice. It's handsome.

It's got that stripe. What is it, Gap, 40 bucks?

Something like that, yeah.

I could actually say that I'd maybe achieved my dream in life.

- To be on the David Letterman show. - Right.

When you were a kid growing up in Ottawa, in Canada,

was this something you always wanted to do?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

And we got picked up by this network in Canada,

and then MTV brought us down here and it's crazy.

I've been here for five, no, two months now.

This is like one of those stories that you hear

every couple of decades and it's just, "Oh, my God,

they picked a guy out of obscurity in Canada,

and the next thing you know, he's on the MTV. And look out."

Well, this is weird to be here, you know, in New York City.

I live three blocks away from here in a hotel, and, um...

In a hotel. And, um...

But you guys picked me up in a car today and brought me here in the car.

- I only live three blocks away. - All right.

I thought maybe...

And it was like it's a really long car. Like, it's a gorgeous car.

All tinted windows and everything.

And I wanted to ask them to take me around the block a few times

and have a little more time in it, but...

I remember after the interview, before I left the stage,

I did sort of a literally like a Mary Tyler Moore kind of pirouette.

- I just looked around. - Throw your hat in the air?

Yeah, kind of. I just didn't want to leave the stage.

Wasn't the first American show that I did, though.

The first American show that I did was Oprah.

My friend Tom Segura recently talked about this on The Joe Rogan Experience.

When Tom Green was on, I couldn't... It was stuff I couldn't even believe.

Tom Green did Oprah.

- Wow. Did he really? - Oprah. Yes.

Oprah was like...

It was such a phenomena, what was going on.

The show was so big.

Tom Green has been pulling pranks on his own parents

since his days on radio.

How'd it start?

Started doing a show on a community TV station a few years ago, and...

basically I realized they were really good targets.

And then what happened after we did a few of these pranks to them,

is I realized they actually kind of secretly like it.

Wrong. This is where they got it wrong.

They showed a lot of your...

They showed clips from the show.

You saw Oprah laughing at all these clips, right?

And then she surprised you guys with what?

I love you very much,

and I just want to send you somewhere far away from me.

You know, you can have some relax time.

And I want to send you on a cruise, a Renaissance cruise

to Tahiti for 12 days, okay?

- Yeah. - It's true. It's really true.

This is all-- Oprah helped set all this up.

Oprah was so nice. She had--

She put her arm around me because she knew I was nervous, you know.

- Yeah, she was lovely. - Yeah.

Here I am at the University of Cincinnati,

continuing to prove that everyone loves the taste of Pepsi One.

Ready? Open up.

I couldn't believe it.

Pepsi hired me to do Pepsi commercials

directed by Todd Phillips,

and they aired during the NCAA Finals.

Millions and millions of new people

discovered The Tom Green Show.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

It changed everything.

Please welcome, everybody, Janeane Garofalo.

Come out from under the desk, Janeane.

You might not know this, but Glenn Humplik is a huge fan of yours.

And I, his. No offense. You are the reason why I watch this show.

Wow.

Whenever you're ready!

I just want to say thanks, Janeane, for coming on the show.

Thank you for having me on the show, Tom.

- Thanks for getting in the porridge. - I was my pleasure.

Your show was the first of its kind.

Like, you're a true original,

and that was must-see television for us.

- Oh, my God. - I mean, I'm sure you realize it, but...

- And it was blew our fucking minds. - It blew our minds, man.

At one point off the website, I had a general email,

and I got an email from Tony Hawk.

I remember you were in shock when I told you about that.

Yeah, and then he came to New York and did the show.

He did the show.

I remember that clear as day because Tony Hawk was like my idol.

Idol, yeah.

He said, "I'll meet you at the studio." I said, "What hotel are you staying at?"

I said, "Do you want to skate to the studio?"

And he said, "I'm staying at this hotel."

I said, "Okay, I'll meet you at the hotel and we'll skate to the studio."

And he said, "Sure." We skated through New York to the studio, me and him.

- A dream come true. - Oh, my God, it was crazy.

I couldn't even believe it.

Pretty cool when your heroes can become your friends.

Tony and I hit it off,

and he'd come on my talk shows over the years,

and we'd reminisce about that first appearance.

This is exciting for me to talk about this stuff.

- Me too. - Remember we were doing the jumpy thing.

Yeah.

Wow.

And you got on your stomach and literally swam through

and made me follow you, and I was like, "This is insane."

"We're gonna get arrested here."

And you're like, "Why did I email this goof?"

- I love you, man. - I love Tom Green.

- When's your show gonna be on? - What's that?

When's your show? How come there aren't any new episodes on Monday nights?

It increasingly became more difficult

to do jokes on the street

because people were recognizing Tom all over the place.

Yeah! Tom Green rocks!

All right!

Yeah!

Yeah!

We were gonna shoot a segment out there today, but then...

Hey, guys.

- What's going on, man? - Not much.

- Cool, man. - Happy St. Paddy's Day, man.

You too, guys.

That's why we shot "The Bum Bum Song" in Seattle.

Because we had to take our whole crew and fly to cities

where there weren't as many people on the streets.

We wrote and recorded a song, Glenn.

I have high hopes that this song will place me

alongside the likes of Bryan Adams and Celine Dion.

And we've actually made a video for the song, Glenn.

Okay.

And we're going to world-premiere it right now.

The following is your first shocking glimpse into the latest

top secret project from one of the world's most notorious stars.

♪ My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail ♪

♪ That's not very fun ♪

♪ If you fall down and hurt your bum ♪

♪ I like to put my bum on things ♪

♪ It's fun for everyone ♪

We dropped our song that we recorded three days ago

off in the studio at a radio station here in Seattle.

And it just hit number two.

MTV took note.

Before we went back, we shot a video the next day in Seattle

for "The Bum Bum Song."

We went on our show that week and I said...

Call the radio station, say, "I want to hear 'The Bum Bum Song.'"

And call Total Request Live and say,

"Carson, Carson, I want to hear 'The Bum Bum Song.'"

Okay?

The very next day, "The Bum Bum Song" was the number one song

on Carson Daly's Total Request Live.

It was the number one song all week that week.

Now, maybe you're not expecting that then this new emerging artist, Eminem,

will come out and make his big single all about it.

♪ I just want to go on TV and let loose ♪

♪ I can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose ♪

♪ My bum is on your lips My bum is on your lips ♪

Referencing your moose humping and your "Bum Bum Song."

Let's check out what that little joker Tom Green has to offer for us.

Everyone thinks they're the real Slim Shady, but they're not.

Everyone thinks I'm a stupid dummy. My mom, my dad.

But I'm gonna show them. I'm the real Slim Shady.

- Please, say "I'm the real Slim Shady." - I'm the real Slim Shady.

You're a liar!

After about six months,

we couldn't shoot in New York City anymore,

so we moved to Los Angeles.

Welcome to the show.

I don't know if you noticed that things look a little bit different here

but I'm in California right now.

We've actually been doing the shows in New York City for the past year,

and I get a sense that people might be a little bit worried

because they don't see Glenn and they don't see Phil,

and they're probably saying,

"Maybe Glenn and Phil won't be able to make it to the show

because they live in Canada."

Yeah. You're worried, right?

That's why you all did that sound with your mouths.

Wait, what's that?

Oh, they're here? Oh, okay.

Let's welcome, all the way from a little place called Canada...

Tonight, I invite you to listen to an interesting story.

The story of an adventure with Miss Monica Lewinsky.

The moment that I realized that Tom was one of my heroes

was when he did a show with Monica Lewinsky.

We just landed in Ottawa. We're here with Monica.

For the longest time,

Monica was the subject of a lot of ridicule,

and people just made fun of her because, you know, she was the hot topic,

and it was easy to punch down.

Today is Monica Day, of course, across the United States.

Is it a federal holiday, I think?

- Probably. - All zippers at half-mast.

I don't know.

This is my parents' house, okay?

Dad?

Monica, how are you? Nice to meet you.

Hi.

I mean, I know a lot of people are probably wondering

why is Monica Lewinsky in Ottawa with Tom?

We can't really answer that question today.

We're gonna answer that question tomorrow at Le P'Tit Castor restaurant.

- Small Beaver? - Yeah, the Little Beaver restaurant.

We can't talk about anything more now.

There's paparazzi showing up at the house. We got to go.

- Is he still behind us? - Yeah.

If we could ask you to stop following us now.

Yeah, sure.

Can't you just leave us alone?

Leave us be! You're scaring my mother!

You're scaring my mother!

Such a play into how the news media is just so desperate

and looking for a story.

And Tom screwed around with them so much on that.

Monica Lewinsky is making headlines

with a surprise appearance north of the border.

Welcome, Monica Lewinsky.

Monica Lewinsky.

We love you, Monica!

There's a way to be a good person and still be goofy,

and Tom Green's that guy.

Whoo!

Osteoporosis rules!

I-27.

Whoa!

Crotch!

Ball! Some sex.

Joshua!

Thank you.

Oh!

- Oh, my... - Oh, wow.

- What are the odds on that happening? - That is embarrassing.

Oh, wow.

No, no, because I wanted to talk to you, Conan,

about something that's very important to me.

Uh-huh.

Camouflage.

- Really? - Yeah.

Sometimes I think, you know, I feel like maybe I should have

just showed up and just been a normal human or something.

Yeah!

Conan did tell me that it was one of his favorite appearances ever.

- It was hilarious. - But sometimes,

I think when I'd go on the shows,

I would just try to go so crazy

because I was so desperate to make it work

because I was so terrified that it wasn't gonna work...

- Right. - ...that I would maybe overdo it.

You know, just...

I thought you guys would have laughed at the bacon thing, now I'm embarrassed.

- We did laugh. I was thinking,

I wanted to come out and do something really wacky.

And I started doing wacky thing with the bacon.

I'm realizing I'm sitting between Ed Grimley and the Jerk.

- First of all, you have-- - What else is in the box?

- Yeah, maybe there's more stuff. - I mean, the box was just the box.

I was gonna do a robot. I was gonna, like...

Well, I'm glad you didn't do it.

Now listen...

Please welcome Tom Green.

Look at that.

That's pretty good.

Lookit. All my cans on the ground.

MTV picking up The Tom Green Show

opened up an entire world of possibilities for me.

Your dreams are happening, but then all of a sudden,

you're getting pulled in all different directions from MTV executives,

from movie studios,

from advertisers.

I have to say, Starfish, that I am honored...

It was around that time I got a call from Drew Barrymore.

Starfish, where are you going?

At the time, I was somewhat amazed

that Drew Barrymore would reach out to me because she was a fan

of The Tom Green Show, and the Chad was born.

Chad.

I remember after working together on the set of Charlie's Angels,

I asked her if she'd like to go out for a bite to eat after work.

And we did.

I have to go now.

We kind of sort of hit it off right away, pretty much.

We had a lot of laughs together.

We met on Charlie's Angels, actually.

She asked me to be in that movie, and then we met.

It's going to the next level.

Oh, God.

Playing a little guitar over here.

Oh, no, Glenn, don't say that!

I thought you were my confidante.

Like...

♪ My bum is on the cheese Bum is on the cheese ♪

♪ If I get lucky, I'll get a disease ♪

Well, um, I got lucky.

I got a disease, right?

Cancer, right?

- Testicular cancer, right? - Yep.

And that's what today's show is all about.

It's a pretty delicate thing to talk about, you know?

Yeah.

We did our final episode of The Tom Green Show for MTV,

documenting my battle with cancer.

And you guys flew down to Los Angeles.

Then the doctor came to me after looking at my testicle

and he said that the cancer might have spread to my lymph nodes,

and I'd have to go in for a second major surgery,

where they cut me wide open and took my intestines and lymph nodes out.

When he told me that he wanted to do a show about it,

I was like... At first, I didn't get it.

I was like, "Why would you want to do that?"

That's the scar where my testicle was removed.

It was pulled out of my body right there.

What did you think about the decision to film my cancer and air it?

Well, at first I didn't want you to because I thought,

gosh, you know, this is gonna be not a pleasant experience for you.

And did you really want a bunch of cameras and people around

when you're going through something like this?

Back then, I had two testicles at that time.

- Mm-hmm. - And, uh...

...now I have one.

It's kind of gone to the middle, and it's the middle one now, I call it.

I call it the middle one, but, uh...

I thought I was gonna die because I just figured if I was so unlucky

to get testicular cancer at that moment in time,

when everything was going so well...

Mm-hm. ...that I figured I'm obviously...

Obviously, I'm gonna die too.

The odds are against you, eh?

- You want to wear suspenders? Probably a belt.

- It's a good-looking suit, though, right? - It's a beautiful suit.

Let's got a nice picture of it.

A nice last picture of me alive with my mother in a nice suit.

- Tom, you're going to live. - What's that?

I felt it was easier to deal with the cancer diagnosis

by sort of making a joke out of it.

Yes, you did. And I didn't like that.

- Mm-hmm. - Because I didn't find it funny.

- Hi there. - Hi.

I have cancer.

I'm sorry.

We're having a big celebration tonight.

- Yeah. To celebrate the cancer

that I found out that I have five days ago.

- What kind? - Uh, testicular, actually.

I had one of my balls removed four days...

And, uh, they think they got most of it, although it spread to the lymph nodes.

So I'm gonna be having an operation

where they're gonna remove my lymph nodes, and hopefully I'm not gonna die.

Do you want to see the wine list?

Absolutely, we want to see the wine list.

- Thanks, Mom. - See you later.

See you in an hour or so.

- Thanks. - Okay.

Take care. Good luck.

We now can bring the intestines out of the abdomen.

- That's my body. - Yeah. That was it.

I was kind of hoping it would have been funnier inside my body.

Look what he did.

I mean, he taped a special for MTV

that nobody would have ever thought about doing back then,

and made his whole audience and many and millions of more people

aware of what this was-- Of what this was all about.

It looks like the lymph nodes appear to be all negative as far as we can tell.

Nothing grossly was involved, and we were able to save the nerves.

I guess he was really worried about being able to ejaculate properly.

I think that should be no problem.

It wasn't Tom thinking, "Hey, I'm gonna save a lot of lives."

It was Tom being Tom.

Just Tom being very innovative,

wanting to share his life with his audience.

I guess what we're looking at right here, Tom's testicle.

Cancerous tumor.

- You were playing with my testicle? - Yeah.

The doctor let me play with it.

Remember the old days when you used to play with my testicles?

Well, seems to be okay.

He got television and gets television

more than any comedian that I can think of

off the top of my head.

That's really when my life really changed,

because there was a lot of extreme pain, a long recovery.

It really did affect my mental health.

It was terrifying to have to battle cancer,

especially at this time when everything was going so well.

You know, your life flashing before your eyes.

Your entire life.

I've been working on this show.

Finally, I'd made it to the mountaintop.

And, just kidding! Let's pull the rug out from under you.

And it felt very unfair.

I prayed to God that they would let me survive.

And, uh, I guess they heard me, because here I am.

♪ Hey, kids, feel your balls ♪

Cancer is no longer something I think about every day,

but in recent interviews, I've had the chance to

reflect on the profound impact that it's had on my life.

It did change my perspective on work.

You remember the line where, you know, seconds earlier,

the most important thing to you was the show and how are we gonna,

you know, get the ratings up, or how are we gonna get this movie going,

or all these things that seem so, so important.

And then immediately, that just all goes silent.

But then, Tom, you used it for good

and you went down to what university in Florida?

- Yeah. University of Florida. - And...

In Gainesville. Go, Gators.

- You filmed that. - Mm-hmm.

19,000 people came out.

I just had cancer.

Cancer, cancer.

Testicular cancer. I had a ball removed.

I had one of my nuts removed.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

You support Tom Green's nuts.

Good for you, yeah, it's a nice thing that it turned out well

and a nice that you called attention to this.

How many people have told you

- that you saved their life? - Hundreds.

Even though the trauma of cancer had not subsided,

I put my game face on, and as planned,

accompanied Drew to the Academy Awards.

The red carpet's most courageous appearance

undoubtedly belonged to MTV comic Tom Green,

who joined girlfriend Drew Barrymore at the Oscars

just five days after surgery in his fight against cancer.

It feels a little weird for me.

It makes me feel a little sad, actually, just thinking how much time has passed,

you know, and how long ago that was.

And after I got sick, okay,

I was physically drained.

Energy-wise, drained.

Not just--

Not just emotionally drained, but physically drained.

The show had gone off the air.

There was now sometimes negative media coverage of me,

which was, I found emotionally difficult to deal with.

And I...

became a different person

than the person that I'm looking at there.

And I look at that person and I go...

I remember being that guy, you know?

- I had to quit the show. - I know you did.

And then all those people lost their jobs.

Sometimes people think the show got canceled.

I know, well, people think whatever they want, even if they know.

- The show didn't get canceled. - No, I know it didn't get canceled.

Taking time off while recovering

meant MTV no longer had its top comedy series.

So they picked up a new show, called Jackass.

Never forget, there would be no Jackass if there was no Tom Green.

Don't fucking forget that. Nobody.

I actually sat at my VCR,

um, recording Tom's shows.

And when the commercial break would come on,

I would hit pause and I'd wait there.

And then when the show came back on, I would unpause it

so as to record the complete Tom Green season

without commercials.

But he did the old-man skit before Jackass did.

Nobody lets an old man shop anymore.

Get up and get out.

I just want to do my groceries.

Help me!

He did a lot of stuff before Jackass did.

And then Todd Phillips' Road Trip came out,

and my life changed in other ways.

Can I feed Mitch?

Yes, actually, you can. You can feed him. But not till tomorrow.

There's a brown box full of mice next to his cage.

Give him one tomorrow.

Somebody's gonna die tomorrow.

That's right.

One of you is marked for death.

And first thing tomorrow morning,

the chosen one will experience nature's wrath.

The movie Road Trip was a massive success,

grossing $118 million worldwide.

I didn't lie.

Every major studio was sending me scripts

and offering me lucrative movie deals.

I signed on to several films,

and my agents negotiated for more money than I'd ever imagined.

I'm not the one who needs the money. Why should I assume the risk?

While reading all these scripts,

we got the idea of writing our own comedy.

The comedy went on to confuse a lot of people.

but looking back on it now,

I wouldn't have changed a thing.

Freddy Got Fingered, by the way, is out a week from today.

- Not only do you act in it... - Freddy Got Fingered.

And you co-wrote it, you directed it. Where do we get the title?

Freddy Got Fingered?

Uh, it kind of gives away the ending a little bit.

- I'd rather not say here. - Then let's not talk about it.

♪ Daddy, would you like some sausage? ♪

Tom came in and he said, "I want to direct this."

Tom was very persuasive.

We said, "You know what, Tom?"

"We're gonna send you over to New Regency

and let you have the conversation with Sanford and the guys over there."

Oh, we're having roast beef?

- I'm eating a chicken sandwich. - No, you're not.

Holy shit, this is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man.

I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.

Tom went and met them,

and we got the call at the end of the day that they agreed to let Tom direct it.

I'm really excited about the movie, Freddy Got Fingered.

You wrote and directed the film?

And you know how to do that stuff?

You know... kinda.

You know, I go back to the same thing as Tom,

always goes into things with a vision.

And even if we get a little sidetracked, or the producers get a little sidetracked,

he's kind of the one that kinda pulled you back in

because he's got a vision.

I wasn't expecting that to happen.

♪ The backwards man The backwards man ♪

♪ I can walk backwards as fast as you can ♪

♪ The backwards man The backwards man ♪

That's mainly what it is. I want to surprise people.

I want people to sit down and not know what to expect.

I wanted to do my own stunt in the movie, paying homage to Buster Keaton's stunt

in Steamboat Bill, Jr.

The studio definitely did not want me to do it.

The studio said absolutely not. Insurance said absolutely not.

Tom insisted that he do his own stunt.

I think ultimately, it was the right way to go.

Studio, producers, they all have to make that final decision.

- They'll ask my opinion-- But we're not gonna ask them.

You know they're all gonna be down here.

- I don't want him to do it. Everybody else does.

Three, two, one!

That's a rush, man.

I was hosting Saturday Night Live

still recovering from cancer surgeries

and in unbearable physical pain.

The pain burned up and down my legs and through my spine all day,

every day.

The pain was a secret.

This was the moment I'd worked so hard for.

There was no time to rest.

It's Saturday Night Live.

When I hosted Saturday Night Live, obviously I was completely, like...

I couldn't even believe that I was hosting Saturday Night Live.

You were on Saturday Night Live.

- That's true. - That was a lot of fun, actually.

I want to say hello to my fiancée here, Drew.

Despite being in a lot of pain from my cancer surgery,

we still had a crazy show.

We did a fake wedding with Drew.

It was one of the wild and crazy episodes of the year.

And I was thinking that instead of doing it in the summer,

we get married here tonight.

Tom, we shoulda talked about this.

Don't say no.

Don't say no. I got the cake. I got the arch.

You said you would marry me, and I thought it'd be fun to do it on TV.

And you said you would support me when you said--

And you call this support?

Embarrassing me in front of all these people?

In front of America?

This is public humiliation!

- All right. - You're making me look like a buffoon!

- A buffoon! - Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, I'll marry you right here on TV.

- I think he's got a vision. - Yeah, exactly.

Nobody teaches you how to act when your dreams come true.

But the world changes overnight and so do the rules.

After our make-believe wedding on Saturday Night Live,

Drew and I got married for real.

I was happy to be married, but things were not going well.

Both Drew and I were going through a lot of our own individual stresses

in our careers,

and with the cancer and the media scrutiny,

it may have just been too much to bear.

It took its toll, but I survived.

Our marriage did not.

What is the most disgusting film of 2001?

The champion is Freddy Got Fingered with Tom Green.

It's a vomitorium of a movie,

starring Green as Gord,

who makes it his life's work to freak out his dad,

played with teeth-gnashing scorn by Rip Torn.

The reaction to Freddy Got Fingered was swift and brutal.

I was shocked at how mean these critics could be.

It was hurtful and devastating.

They took aim not just at the movie, but at me.

Why?

I was just a kid in his 20s

who was trying to make a goofy and strange movie.

Somehow, it felt personal.

There's such a formula to making comedy movies in Hollywood

that people have become used to watching a certain format of comedy movie.

And if you do something that's not that, it rubs them the wrong way.

Favorite Tom Green moment? Obviously all of Freddy Got Fingered.

My favorite movie in the world is Freddy Got Fingered.

- ♪ Daddy, would you like some sausages? ♪ - ♪ Backwards man, the backwards man ♪

♪ I can move back as fast as you can ♪

I saw Freddy Got Fingered and fell in love.

Man, I love him. He's fucking crazy. And it is...

It was like he was doing shit that people are doing now,

like full blast on YouTube, and I fucking love that, how he's like...

I think he's ahead of his time.

A big part of the reason why the movie got reviewed badly was, A, it's shocking.

Cut the cord.

But also, I was very overexposed at the time.

You know, I just had cancer.

You know, I was all over the media.

And rather than putting out a nice, easy, accessible film that mainstream people

would be able to process,

you put out this button-pushing, polarizing movie.

My daughter and her two friends, it's their favorite movie.

Being a guest on Howard Stern was always stressful

because you never know how he's gonna come at you.

Let's just say it was a difficult conversation,

having to navigate through, uh,

a lot of intense questioning from him and Robin

without looking like I was too upset

about what had happened with Freddy Got Fingered.

When your movie bombed...

- It really bombed too. And I'm sure that--

It was like a Scud missile gone the wrong way.

I thought it was funny.

Yeah, no, it was a disaster.

Eight Raspberry nominations. I won five.

- And everybody gets a Raspberry Award. - It's interesting, sure.

It doesn't mean you have to bring it up, though.

I was the first actor, "actor"

in the history of Hollywood, "Hollywood," to accept a Raspberry.

I accepted all five. I went down.

- Sylvester Stallone never gets his. - I brought my own red carpet.

They must have been thrilled.

They were very happy.

Why did you decide to show up? You're the first star to ever show up.

Well, this is an exciting day for me, you know?

I, uh, I made a great movie, you know.

And I set out to make a crazy movie, and here I am.

I'm getting a lot of attention for it, and it's exciting.

I'm getting acclaim that I'm overwhelmed by.

You know, when I made this movie,

I didn't think that I was gonna get this much,

um, you know, praise and adulation.

For a guy like me who, you know,

was living in my parents' basement just about four years ago.

And now to be up against all these big movie stars

and things like that at a real awards show,

this is certainly very overwhelming.

The New York Times did give it a good review.

I saw it and thought it was really interesting.

I thought that it was conceptually interesting,

and I thought it wasn't just gross-out humor, in a way,

but that there was a kind of rigor and inventiveness

and ingenuity to some of these comic set pieces.

And I said that I thought it was, um,

a work of art.

Are you serious?

Get out of the car, Glenn. Get out of the car.

I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking cry.

Yeah, I hope you're not razzing me.

Obviously, I should kill this shoot and get back to the office.

Howard Lapides is the best manager in the business.

No idea what's going on.

I'm hosting Letterman.

What?

When?

I'm getting on a plane today. I'm hosting fucking Letterman.

Holy shit.

- The dream come true, man. - Yeah, no, I'm seriously--

I'm embarrassed because I'm, like, tearing up.

When am I doing it? Tomorrow?

I'm doing it tomorrow!

Great, so not only am I hosting Letterman,

I'm bombing on Letterman.

Well, that's a good rehearsal. Fuck this pit.

Get ready for my new show.

If it's as bad as this...

Well, tell them I'll do it.

- My fucking God. - Yeah!

Oh, God.

From New York,

it's the Late Show with David Letterman.

Dave's guest host tonight is Tom Green.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're probably all looking at your TV right now saying,

"How the hell did this happen?"

Uh, or maybe you're just saying, uh,

"Oh, I guess Dave's taking a vacation

along with everyone else in the entertainment business."

Yeah.

Nice to see you.

Damien Rice. Good night, everyone.

From beautiful midtown Burbank,

it's The New Tom Green Show.

And now, Tom Green!

I had to get back to work.

My agent at the time, John Ferriter,

and my manager, Howard Lapides, and I,

we assembled a team and started a production company.

And our first guest, please welcome Ludacris.

And MTV bought The New Tom Green Show.

I am so glad this guy's back on television where he belongs.

I couldn't believe it.

My dream had come true.

Our Big Monster Spectacular Friday!

Burt Dubrow, producer of the show.

Can you just tell Glenn quickly? Because he doesn't believe me.

We hired a great producer. Burt really put Tom to the test.

He... He wanted Tom to be the best he could be

at being a talk show host.

Tom became almost a fanatic,

and wanting to become better at it.

Fred Durst... Carson Daly... Gene Simmons.

Tom just has the meat on his bone to know how to do this.

He just innately knows it because he studied it.

He and I literally would go to the Museum of Broadcasting

and just watch clips over and over.

Linkin Park.

I considered Tom to be one of the better talk show hosts

that we've seen in years.

He really, really is excellent, and in my opinion,

wasn't given the appropriate opportunities.

I mean, you got Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert now.

You sure could have put Tom in there in a minute.

- My chin has never been that wet in life. - Oh, yeah.

"Weird Al" Yankovic.

It's like a lifelong dream of mine to be on The New Tom Green Show.

This is amazing.

One of the better talk show hosts,

and I don't think anybody understands the medium

as well as Tom Green does.

And now, here's...

Tommy!

Ho!

Ed McMahon! Wow.

I love the show,

and so does the New York Post.

Wait till you see this.

Total comparison to Johnny Carson

and a four-star rating.

Wow.

Yeah.

Congratulations.

The word "genius" comes to mind with technology.

Tom was always very, very on top of technology, ahead of the game.

You want to be the central person that is part of the convergence

- of the internet and television. - It's called convergence.

The convergence of the internet and television.

Basically, video is getting so much faster on the internet now.

But you can now watch it basically like television.

In your estimation,

how long until this convergence fully takes place?

- It's happening right now. - I know, but when will it be converged?

I think it's probably about two or three years.

I think it's gonna be so fast that someone like Steve Jobs

will put out a flat-screen TV that's basically a computer,

you hang it on your wall, and it does everything.

We're here in the studio.

It's a little late-night Webovision,

showing you a little behind the scenes of the studio here,

which is, of course, actually my living room

here in Los Angeles, California.

And when Tom came to us and said,

"I want to shoot a show out of my house and I'm gonna call it Webovision,"

um, I think most people looked at him like he was a little crazy.

These are the cameras here we use at the channel.

The show that you do is a talk show.

It's in your living room, in your home here in LA.

Yeah, there are eight cameras,

and they're running through this cool switcher, and then...

- You can go live on the internet. - Any time I want.

That's a great idea. A talk show on the internet.

So I've moved the desk from my old MTV show into the house.

So people can watch it and see you sitting at your desk.

It is 8:00. We're live on the national Webovision.

- Thanks for coming. This is awesome.

And we just go.

We put a camera in my refrigerator.

- You have a fridge cam? - Yeah.

Look, there's the inside of the fridge.

- You started a show on the web. Mm-hm.

And now there's a new frontier.

Live on the internet, live on the world wide web.

Not again. Sorry.

Lifetime Public Enemy fan. I've never met them before.

- Hey, Flav. - Yo, yo, Tom!

Yeah, boy!

♪ Bass, how low can you go? ♪

♪ Bring the noise ♪

Any major network could never have the vibe, the view--

- You're a very lucky man. It's kinda neat.

I don't think I've ever talked about it on the show.

When we're sitting here, we're looking out at Hollywood.

- I think this is fucking awesome. Thank you, man.

This is the craziest thing ever.

You have so many people watching this show, okay?

Why are you trying to freak me out, Tom Green?

- Little bit. - You're responsible.

You're responsible for me doing this. How about that?

Joe Rogan's got the biggest broadcast in the world of any kind.

And I think to myself, "Man, that's pretty cool."

Somehow, I think I might have been part of that.

I was recently on his podcast and we talked about the time he was on my show.

It's ultimately you. I'm like your kid.

Yeah, you know, Patrice used to say that about comedians that imitated him.

"They're my babies."

How about that?

That's very nice of you to say.

It really is different, you know, than television.

- This is way better. - There isn't that time constraint.

There isn't that pressure. You know, we want to keep it moving...

Not only that, there's not a corporate pressure.

Your show in 2007, when I went on your show,

that was 100% a major inspiration.

I remember very clearly, like, sitting next to you on that chair going,

"Dude, this is it." Like, this is it.

All you have to do is figure out how you make money from this.

And then you figured that out, yeah.

I think Entertainment Tonight was there that day or something like that.

- That's right. - And you made this quote to them.

And that went out, and it was defining what's happened.

And anybody through the internet can become famous.

That's really what's gonna happen.

if you have something and you put it out there and people are interested in it,

a viral growth of whatever you're putting out there will spread

and it will get out there, and people will know what you're doing

if it's funny, if it's entertaining. And it's a way for people

to broadcast entertainment.

A way for anybody to broadcast something entertaining to the whole world.

And when you had me as a guest on,

it changed the course of my life.

Because it really did, it really was like--

I remember light bulbs going off in my head, like,

"Why don't I do this?"

The idea came out of you, man.

Webovision was the original podcast.

- Thank you so much for coming by. - Thank you for having me as always, sir.

Always nice to see you.

My living room here...

Unfortunately, the show was ahead of its time.

It just began to cost way too much to keep it operating.

I started doing stand-up again.

That was an immediate success,

eventually doing a complete world tour.

This is my first show in the UK!

You know how to work a stage, how to create excitement in a crowd.

And you don't see that much with comics.

He's a legend in the game. Two words: Tom Green.

I got to say, I've never seen a guy

go on stage that in command of the audience.

You went on stage

with complete control of the audience.

You hear in green rooms, people like, you know,

"Tom Green started doing stand-up again." You're like, "Yeah, how is it?"

- Everybody was, like, complimenting you. - Oh, that's really--

That's good to hear.

I did a USO tour about four years ago.

- Have you gone over more than once? - Yeah, I've been over a couple of times.

Tom Green!

How you doing, man?

- It's an overwhelming experience. - That's a good word for it.

I don't think I fully even understood

what it meant to be a comic till you do that.

And by the time I'd finished,

I was a seasoned stand-up comedian.

I didn't give up the dream of hosting a late-night talk show.

It's Tom Green Live.

All you do, Tom, is blow over the hole.

That's what she said.

Mark Cuban's AXS TV channel

was filming a show called Gotham Comedy Live.

I did stand-up there.

They saw my set and offered me a show, and I said,

"Well, hey, you know, I can bring my Webovision studio back."

We built a brand-new TV studio in a warehouse, not in my house.

I can't believe I got to have Carl Reiner, a show business legend,

and incredible legend of comedy, on my show.

Uh, a true genius, the creator of the Dick Van Dyke Show.

Man gets here to make himself comfortable. He takes his shoes off.

I've seen that a hundred times.

And then puts on exactly the same.

That's inspirationally brilliant.

Wow. Well, that really...

- You are either an idiot or a genius.

I would put a check in the "A" box on that one.

That's why-- And that's why you're a genius.

Deal just closed. Sold my house.

Let's have a drink.

18 years. 18 years.

Wow, my last sunset at my house in Los Angeles.

Hi, Charlie. We're gonna go to Canada, Charlie,

and you're gonna like that better than this house in the hills.

Cheers.

Los Angeles.

Webovision Studios.

It's been fun.

Time for a new adventure.

This is where I grew up.

This is where I feel comfortable.

This is where I want to be.

And here we are, my first day in my home.

We're out in the country,

and I feel I'm really lucky that I found this property.

Hundred-year-old log cabin,

nice picnic table, nice cedar deck,

nice pond for swimming,

nice firepit, and then a nice grill.

I don't feel like I've made a mistake.

I feel like this was a pretty good move, right?

He really loves where he's living.

It gave him a chance to just kind of...

take a breath and think about things creatively.

I'm driving to New York City tomorrow

to go on the Drew Barrymore Show.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Face-to-face?

Yeah. First time in 18 years.

- Little nervous about it. - Yeah.

We got the Taj Mahal here.

- This is nice. - Very nice, yeah.

Yeah.

We have not seen each other face-to-face,

actually, in almost 20 years.

Please welcome comedian, adventurer, pioneer,

and someone so dear to me, Tom Green.

How are you doing? Nice. Thanks for having me on the show.

- And you smell so minty fresh. - Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, yeah, I took a mint right before I came out.

I just ate, like, cucumbers and celery with some really weird sauce.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I wasn't gonna say anything.

Okay, good!

Congratulations on your show.

He looked a little nervous when he started.

That made sense. I would have. You would have.

What does it feel like almost 20 years later to be face-to-face?

I kind of feel like I'm watching this too right now.

But he quickly morphed into comfort, a comfort zone.

Sort of a little bit like an out-of-body experience.

I feel sort of-- It's very nice to see you.

Really, it does feel weird, though. Not weird in a bad way. In a good way.

Appreciate it, Drew.

This is cool, I mean, I actually think this is kind of a...

A nice way of reconnecting, actually.

Ladies and gentlemen...

- Tom... - Green.

Cancer.

Help me!

I've been back here for just a very short period of time.

- I already feel like I'm home. - Oh, really?

You're a lucky man.

- Wow. - How's the water?

It's nice.

Guess it can't be too cold.

It'd be cool to get, like, a nice...

The most extreme wide we can get.

Thanks, everyone. Let's set up the cameras.

I'm so happy with my decision to leave Los Angeles

and move to the country.

With my family down the road, I no longer feel isolated.

Good girl, Charlie.

Living in Hollywood for all those years was a great way

to learn about show business.

But now that I'm home,

I can feel the real me returning.

I'm comfortable here.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi. Wow.

Okay, Charlie.

It's exciting, huh?

Thing works. Yeah!

Technology now allows us to communicate worldwide

in more ways than ever.

We can live our lives and our dreams

wherever we choose.

Whole new adventure.

Oh, you're going right for that grass.

And even though making this documentary was not easy,

it was a cathartic exercise.

Try to be in a longer lens there.

Reliving all those amazing experiences has felt at times unreal.

Mm!

It actually tastes good.

What do you mean they actually taste good?

But also, it's given me a chance to contemplate

and learn and prepare for this next chapter of my life.

Now, both personally and professionally,

I truly believe that I'm just getting started.

It's okay.

And the best is yet to come.

Would you please help me welcome to the stage

the one, the only, Ottawa's own...

Tom Green!