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You're a good friend, Sandy.
Thank you for doing this.
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Oh, please. I'm happy to help.
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Haven't been out this way
since I took Tristin to Coachella.
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- Tristin?
- Yeah.
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That girl that I was seeing...
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That you kept calling
"Triscuit."
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Oh, yeah, right.
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- Coachella?
- Rock concert.
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Right.
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Did you enjoy it?
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The music, yeah.
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People thinking that I was
Tristin's grandfather,
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not so much.
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Yeah.
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Humiliation doesn't bother you,
does it?
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I'm an actor.
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Where are we?
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Oh. Look who decided to rejoin
the land of the living.
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- Just outside Anaheim.
- My throat hurts.
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Because they stuck a tube down it
to pump your stomach
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from the drugs you almost
killed yourself with.
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Right. Right.
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Well, at least I'm not
coming down with something.
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I've heard good things
about this rehab, Phoebe.
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Only the best funny farms
for my little girl.
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Don't be mean, Daddy.
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Yeah, Daddy. Don't be mean.
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What was the name of that place
you went to near Yosemite?
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Answers at the Redwoods.
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Right.
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Answers at the Redwoods.
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You were addicted to pain pills,
and your mother was
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worried you were gonna
get Lyme disease.
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Hey, you know what people
worry about in Florida?
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Key Lime disease.
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Nothing, huh?
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All right.
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I hated that place.
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They made you go
camping and hiking.
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We had to build these
strange, uh
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tents, what are they called?
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Yurts.
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How many rehabs you been to?
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- I don't know.
- Seven.
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I have the check stubs
to prove it.
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Don't be mean, Daddy.
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Thank you.
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Yurts. It's a funny word.
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♪♪ Yurts so good ♪♪
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♪♪ Come on baby
make the yurts so good ♪♪
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Well, I'm havin' a good time.
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Uh-oh. Yoink! No!
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How dare you!
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Mm!
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It's really good for you, like...
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- You wanna switch booths?
- Let's just order.
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Oh, that's my daughter.
Excuse me.
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Great kid.
Love her like crazy.
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Hey, Min. What's up?
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I'm looking at a letter
from the IRS.
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Oh?
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Please tell me this
is a mistake.
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Uh... What is, honey?
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That you owe three years'
worth of back taxes.
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- Really?
- That's what it says, Dad.
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Care to explain?
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Well, uh, it's not complicated,
really.
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When Mickey passed away...
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You remember my accountant,
Mickey Levine?
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Lovely man.
Died way too young.
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Had a massive heart attack
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playing tennis at a pro-am event.
Mixed doubles.
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Serena Williams gave him CPR
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and cracked two of his ribs.
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- Dad!
- Anyway,
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when Mickey died,
I was pretty shook up
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as you can imagine,
and I kinda dropped the ball
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for the next year or two,
you know, tax-wise.
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This is three years!
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No, those are fiscal years,
sweetheart.
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It's different
than regular years.
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Do you realize what you've done?
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We are fucked.
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This says we owe $285,000.
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Wow. That-that sounds
like too much.
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Plus interest and penalties!
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I-I can't believe you.
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This is just fucking crazy!
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Mindy, I...
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Hello?
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Hello? Mindy?
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You know, when they pumped
my stomach, they found a nickel.
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You can leave the tip.
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You're the best, Mindy.
No, I love you, too.
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All right.
Bye-bye, sweetheart.
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Can you believe that? She just
called to say that she loves me.
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So did we order yet?
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You must be hungry.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Please don't talk.
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- I thought it was funny.
- Thank you.
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Hi. Uh, checking
in Phoebe Schumacher.
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I don't use that name
anymore.
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Fuck him. He's poison.
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He's your husband.
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He is the reason
why my life is a mess.
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Well, I thought it was me
and your mother's fault.
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There's plenty of blame
to go around.
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Fine.
Checking in Phoebe whoever.
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Newlander. Phoebe Newlander.
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Oh, yes.
We've been expecting you.
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Shepherd, would you take
Ms. Newlander in
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for her physical?
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Right this way.
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Um, hang on.
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I just wanna say that...
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...this time,
I'm gonna make it.
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I'm gonna get clean.
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And I'm gonna be the kind
of daughter
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that you can be proud of.
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Thank you.
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Let's do this.
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So, Shepherd,
are you seeing anybody?
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Would you like to put this
on your credit card?
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What I'd like is to have gotten
a vasectomy about 46 years ago.
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- Whew. That's pricey.
- I am well aware.
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She could spend 28 days in the
Bel-Air Hotel for that money.
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Mm-hm.
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What's equine therapy?
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Horses are very spiritual
animals,
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and they help our patients
in their path to recovery.
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- Ah.
- A path filled with horse shit.
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That's it? We don't even
say goodbye to Phoebe?
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No, they discourage that.
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It's like dropping your kid off
at preschool,
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but with grown-up junkies.
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Makes sense.
They wanna minimize the drama.
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Dad!
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Dad!
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Uh, Norman?
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Dad!
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I don't wanna be here!
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I'll be fine!
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- Get the fuck away!
- Just keep going.
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I'll just drink beer!
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You still up for finding
a place to spend the night
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and then head home
in the morning?
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Sure. Why stop the fun now?
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Wanna listen to some music?
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No, I like the quiet.
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Helps me think.
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What are you thinkin' about?
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Ah, as it happens, suicide.
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Wh-whose?
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My own.
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Oh, please.
You're not killing yourself.
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Are you offering to murder me?
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Because that would
be very thoughtful.
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- You're kidding, right?
- Not at all.
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If you look at it objectively,
my continued existence is...
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pointless.
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Come on, Norman.
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You're just depressed, okay?
It'll pass.
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It'll pass.
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My wife, the woman who gave
my life meaning, is dead,
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my job doesn't fulfill me
anymore,
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and I just put my 45 year-old
dope-fiend daughter in rehab
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for the eighth time.
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You've got a grandson.
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Who's in Scientology
and won't speak to me
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because I'm a suppressive.
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Suppressive?
Oh, that's not fair.
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Oppressive, maybe.
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I'm sorry, I still think
you have a lot to live for.
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You do, huh?
Let's hear it, Pollyanna.
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Why should I live?
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- You've answered the question.
- No, no, no!
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J-just give me a minute.
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You're beloved.
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A lot of people would
be very sad.
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I'm not Tom Hanks.
They'll get over it.
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All right, how about this?
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I need you.
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- You?
- Yes.
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You're my best friend,
and your guidance and support
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is crucial to,
to my continued well-being.
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Your agent is your
best friend.
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- That's very sad.
- I'm serious!
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I mean, do you think I would've
come on this trip
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if I didn't care about you?
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Thank you.
Forget I said anything.
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Good. Good.
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So then, you're not going to...
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No, I'm not gonna do that.
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- Maybe this.
- Norman!
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I'm kidding.
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I'd fill up my pockets
with smoked salmon,
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go out in the woods
and look for a hungry bear.
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You sure you don't
wanna push through?
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No, I, I don't like
driving at night.
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I'm an accident waiting
to happen.
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That works for me.
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I'd take my seat belt off.
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Trust me. This is way better
than a Marriott or something.
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We'll have a nice dinner,
get a good night's rest,
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head back fresh
in the morning.
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I suppose.
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I've never been
to an Indian casino before.
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They're pretty much
like a Vegas casino,
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except they're not overly
fond of reservations.
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Get it?
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What's wrong with you?
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Are you back on cocaine?
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Oh, fuck you. It's funny.
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- Will that be one room or two?
- One.
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Two. I like my own bathroom.
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I'm sure you do. One room.
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Are you trying to save money?
I'm happy to pay.
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No, it's me
keeping an eye on you
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so you don't do something
stupid.
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I'm not gonna commit suicide
in an Indian casino.
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- What's this now?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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He's, he's joking around.
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J-just give her your
credit card.
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Fine. One room for me
and my deranged nephew.
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See?
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A nice meal.
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Good glass of wine.
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It's reason to live.
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I don't get any pleasure out
of this.
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I'm trying to hasten a coronary.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Maybe I'll start smoking again.
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They still make Chesterfields?
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You smoked Chesterfields?
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Yeah. What did you smoke?
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Newports.
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Why?
Were you a jazz trumpeter?
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You know, you're not
the only one here with problems.
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Oh, what are your problems?
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You dodged the penis issue,
right?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Thank you.
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00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,192
It was my prostate.
263
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,021
- My penis is jim-dandy.
- Then what else?
264
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,152
You have a thriving business,
a wonderful, loving daughter.
265
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,858
You're seeing this nice
Lisa woman
266
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,072
who seems not to know
what she's getting herself into.
267
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,029
You know what?
Nah. Never mind.
268
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,786
You're the only one here
who has problems.
269
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,334
The world has seven billion
happy people
270
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,912
except for poor, pitiful you.
271
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:59,125
Your sarcasm falls on deaf ears,
especially this one.
272
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,718
It's pretty good.
Sounds just like him.
273
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:09,393
♪♪ I've got two tickets
to paradise... ♪♪
274
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,311
I just need one!
275
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,810
Oh. Come on, let's go pee.
276
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,108
Yay, a nightcap.
277
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:21,110
♪♪ I've got two tickets
to paradise ♪♪
278
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,763
I can't believe you!
279
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,403
I am done, Dad!
280
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,784
IRS! We're totally fucked!
281
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,576
Oh, geez.
282
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,379
Oh.
283
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,294
Oh, my gosh.
284
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,398
Shit.
285
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,452
I should have peed first.
286
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,467
He'd better be dead.
287
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:29,891
Norman!
288
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,136
- What?
- Oh, Jesus. I was worried!
289
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,847
Nothing to worry about.
I just couldn't sleep.
290
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,354
- Say hello to Eddie Money.
- How you doin'?
291
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,894
Wait, you, you,
you're the real guy.
292
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,446
Shh. Keep it down,
will you, please?
293
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,818
I-I don't understand. Why...
294
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,649
Why are you working
as a tribute band?
295
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,235
Eddie Money has tax problems.
296
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,867
Freddie Money
is free and clear.
297
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,037
- That's interesting.
- Yes.
298
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,286
Maybe I could change my name.
299
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,335
- What for?
- Uh, n-never mind.
300
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,004
Can you keep an eye on him?
I've really gotta take a pee.
301
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,000
Barefoot
in a casino men's room?
302
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,756
That's a brave man.
303
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,548
Hi, Lisa. It's Sandy.
304
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,512
Hello, Sandy.
305
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,596
Um, I-I hope I'm not
calling you too early.
306
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,773
No, I'm up.
What's, uh, what's goin' on?
307
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,521
Oh, I'm on the road with Norman.
308
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,318
We just put his daughter
in rehab,
309
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,818
and thought I'd lob in a call,
say hi.
310
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,865
Thought you'd lob one in, huh?
311
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,988
Yeah. So how are you doin'?
312
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,864
Well, considering that you
and I slept together a week ago
313
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,701
and I never heard
from you again, not so good.
314
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,457
Really? It's been a week?
315
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,583
Phew.
Memory's so vivid, it's...
316
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,581
Wow.
317
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,668
I've gotta give you a big
"Fuck you" on that one.
318
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,802
Oh. I'm sorry. I just got caught up
with Norman and his daughter.
319
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,134
And, you know, my, uh,
my physical...
320
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,015
I'd say predicament,
but, you know,
321
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,438
dick is right there
in the middle.
322
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,892
Oh, you are hilarious.
323
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,728
You know, I know exactly
why you came running to me.
324
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,654
You were feeling sorry
for yourself
325
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,323
and you wanted to prove
you have still got what it takes.
326
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,901
Now, hold on just a minute.
327
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,111
Shut up.
Look, I have my own life.
328
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,618
I don't need to wait around
for the great Sandy Kominsky
329
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,573
to need a little ego boost.
330
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,035
Lisa, I am really sorry.
331
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,121
All you had to do was call.
332
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,457
Just... check in,
see how I'm doing.
333
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,758
Pretend to give a shit.
334
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,764
- I don't know what to say.
- I do.
335
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,057
Just... bye.
336
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,388
I'll say one thing
for these Indians.
337
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,815
They got terrific
water pressure.
338
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,076
Wait a minute.
339
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,575
- What are you doing?
- Hang on. Hang on.
340
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,205
Oh, no! Why are you
throwing away your money?
341
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,749
Shh, shh, shh.
342
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,440
What if we commit suicide
together?
343
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,446
You only lost five dollars.
344
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,282
Yeah.
345
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,714
Are you okay?
346
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,003
Not really.
347
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,501
What's going on?
348
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,887
When you were in the shower,
I called Lisa
349
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,509
and, uh, she dumped me.
350
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,011
Oh, I'm sorry.
351
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,018
What did you do?
352
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,936
What do you mean, what did I do?
353
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,185
Well, I'm assuming
it's your fault.
354
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,937
Am I wrong?
355
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,108
No.
356
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,400
She said I took her
for granted.
357
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,074
Did you?
358
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,865
Maybe, yeah.
359
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,784
May I give you some advice?
360
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,862
Dating advice?
361
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,951
Last time you went on a date,
362
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,625
Richard Nixon was in office
and he was doing well.
363
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,832
The secret to a happy
relationship
364
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,131
is that the woman must always
feel like she comes first.
365
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,300
But what about when she doesn't?
366
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,048
When there's other things
going on,
367
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,448
you know,
and you don't have the time?
368
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,590
No, no, no. I said feel
like she comes first.
369
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,970
- So lie?
- No, no.
370
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,722
It's not lying.
It's acting.
371
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,394
You should try it sometime.
372
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,980
Very funny.
373
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,398
Maybe take a class.
374
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,648
This drives very nicely.
375
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,323
Glad you like it.
376
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,804
Did I ever tell you
who I bought it from?
377
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,536
Yeah, Heinrich Himmler,
about 15 times.
378
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,033
It's still a good joke.
379
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,329
You ever see that movie
Thelma & Louise?
380
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,785
Of course.
381
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,958
Man, that was a good movie.
382
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,501
What brought that to mind?
383
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,003
I was just thinking
about the ending
384
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,755
where they, where they
drive off the cliff
385
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,336
into the Grand Canyon.
386
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,885
- Yeah?
- They were doomed.
387
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,592
They had no escape,
and they chose to go out
388
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,053
on their own terms,
with dignity.
389
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,853
What dignity? They were mangled
in a horrible crash.
390
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,275
Yeah, but they cut
before that happened.
391
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:36,777
The last image was them
soaring triumphantly.
392
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,073
Are you tired?
You, you want me to drive?
393
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,617
No, I'm fine.
394
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,570
You know,
they had a convertible.
395
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,030
We have a convertible.
396
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,496
Norman, you're freaking me out.
397
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,078
Oh, relax. I'm just musing.
398
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,458
All right.
399
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,127
Well, quit it.
400
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,383
- You're still musing.
- Okay, okay.
401
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,819
- Norman, what are you doing?
- I'm sorry, Sandy!
402
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,191
What do you mean, you're sorry?
403
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,069
Deep down,
you know it's what we both want!
404
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,695
Slow down, Norman!
405
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,614
Oh, Jesus!
406
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,456
What the hell?
407
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,956
Here.
408
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,712
What's happening? Wha...
409
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,963
I got you a churro.
410
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,548
Where the hell are we?
411
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,094
You're welcome.
412
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,968
I had to pee,
and there was a rest stop.
413
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,345
Oh, I thought, uh...
414
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:47,972
What?
415
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,604
Uh, nothing...
416
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,026
There's a guy over there
selling bonsai plants.
417
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,357
Before we leave,
I wanna go look.
418
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,024
Okay.
419
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,658
Boy, what a deal.
420
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,334
You're crazy not to get one.
421
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,832
I'm okay.
422
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,751
The churro is delicious.
423
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,129
It's the reason we should never
build that wall.
424
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,460
Absolutely.
425
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,638
Immigrants make
the pastries Americans won't.
426
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,517
Beautiful.
427
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,646
Maybe it's worth
sticking around for.
428
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,192
Maybe.
429
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,445
I would like to say something.
430
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,568
Can't I just enjoy this?
431
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,324
No. You need to hear it.
432
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,952
Sandy, I am very grateful
for our friendship,
433
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,329
and I want you to know
how happy I am
434
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,537
to have you in my life.
435
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,622
Well, that is very sweet
of you, Norman.
436
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,833
- Thank you.
- I mean it.
437
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,293
I can't put a price
on what you mean to me.
438
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,547
I can.
439
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,849
What?
440
00:21:09,873 --> 00:21:11,873
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