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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,386 --> 00:00:05,803 -[Carter breathing heavily] -Mom, that was your best road rage yet. 2 00:00:05,907 --> 00:00:08,496 Yeah, I didn't know we were allowed to swear at old people. 3 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:11,809 Everybody knows yellow means punch it. 4 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:16,573 Saw you guys pull up. I'm glad you're home. 5 00:00:16,676 --> 00:00:19,610 Oh, no, he's happy to see us. He's gonna make us do chores. 6 00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:22,717 Actually, you could help me out if you go grab the crescent wrench. 7 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:24,236 It's sitting on my workbench. 8 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:28,171 -Oh, my God. The car is here? -Car is here. 9 00:00:28,274 --> 00:00:31,795 I can't wait for that kid to see that dream car of his. 10 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,624 It's gonna be exciting. 11 00:00:34,832 --> 00:00:36,938 [sighs] Here you go, Pops. 12 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:41,115 Did you like your surprise? 13 00:00:41,218 --> 00:00:44,394 Oh. Is it inside the crappy old car? 14 00:00:45,464 --> 00:00:46,706 That's the surprise. 15 00:00:47,259 --> 00:00:48,881 The crappy old car. 16 00:00:50,607 --> 00:00:54,956 You know, when it's my birthday, you can just get me an Amazon gift card. 17 00:00:56,406 --> 00:01:00,203 Well, come on. '67 Volvo 122S. 18 00:01:00,306 --> 00:01:02,343 This is gonna be your dream car. 19 00:01:02,446 --> 00:01:06,036 It looks a lot older and dirtier than it did in the pictures. 20 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:07,969 Yep, just like on Tinder. 21 00:01:09,419 --> 00:01:11,041 Look, Carter, those pictures are renderings 22 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:13,664 of what I can do to this car to make it yours, 23 00:01:13,768 --> 00:01:15,114 to make it your dream car. 24 00:01:15,218 --> 00:01:16,633 So, happy birthday. 25 00:01:17,288 --> 00:01:19,256 It's not for five months. 26 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,294 I know. It's gonna take more than five months to do the work on this, though. 27 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:26,125 Five months? Again, Amazon gift card. 28 00:01:27,161 --> 00:01:31,061 Carter, when I was 16, your grandpa and I did this with my GTO. 29 00:01:31,165 --> 00:01:33,028 And it started out way worse than this. 30 00:01:33,132 --> 00:01:36,239 Oh. And that car's so cool now. I-I love it. 31 00:01:36,342 --> 00:01:38,275 -Thanks, Pops. -You bet, buddy. 32 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:42,210 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow, ow, ow. Get-- Stop him. 33 00:01:42,314 --> 00:01:43,522 Carter, drop it. 34 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,490 -Drop it. Drop it. -Get him a treat. 35 00:01:46,594 --> 00:01:48,251 [theme music playing] 36 00:01:58,330 --> 00:02:00,090 The chicks are gonna love my sweet ride. 37 00:02:00,194 --> 00:02:03,266 Until those chicks meet the driver. 38 00:02:04,474 --> 00:02:05,889 Little mean, aren't we? 39 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:06,993 A little? 40 00:02:07,097 --> 00:02:08,512 [doorbell rings] 41 00:02:08,615 --> 00:02:11,170 Who rings the doorbell after seven o'clock at night? 42 00:02:11,274 --> 00:02:13,172 Oh, you think it's a home invasion? 43 00:02:13,276 --> 00:02:14,656 Maybe a polite one. 44 00:02:19,074 --> 00:02:21,422 Hey, Matt, I'm here to see Riley and the kids. 45 00:02:21,525 --> 00:02:22,699 [groans] 46 00:02:23,872 --> 00:02:25,426 You know, my kids? 47 00:02:25,529 --> 00:02:28,601 Just some hipster loser who got the wrong house. 48 00:02:28,705 --> 00:02:29,947 [phone chimes] 49 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,157 Damn it, Dad. 50 00:02:32,812 --> 00:02:33,882 It's your father. 51 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:35,470 I didn't say it wasn't Jimmy. 52 00:02:35,574 --> 00:02:38,128 I just said it was the wrong house, which it is. 53 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:42,615 Dad! 54 00:02:42,719 --> 00:02:45,963 There they are, my favorite people in the whole world. 55 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,173 And their grandpa. 56 00:02:49,864 --> 00:02:51,314 Come on. Bring it in. 57 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:52,935 Hey, Dad. 58 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,732 Well, delivering flowers. So you finally got a job, Jimmy. 59 00:02:55,834 --> 00:02:59,805 Grandpa's always messing with me. He's a funny guy. 60 00:03:00,737 --> 00:03:02,532 [laughs] 61 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,741 He's hilarious. 62 00:03:05,535 --> 00:03:07,122 You know what else is funny? 63 00:03:07,226 --> 00:03:09,642 You just showing up when I told you I didn't wanna see you. 64 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:11,748 We have a break on tour. I wanted to see my kids. 65 00:03:11,851 --> 00:03:14,820 Plus, I wanted to see you too. I got these for you. 66 00:03:14,923 --> 00:03:18,099 Oh. Freeway off-ramp flowers. 67 00:03:18,789 --> 00:03:21,654 -All is forgiven. -I know you love flowers, babe. 68 00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:24,036 Great catching up. See you later, babe. 69 00:03:26,797 --> 00:03:28,385 I got something for you too, Georgie. 70 00:03:29,766 --> 00:03:31,146 "The future is female." 71 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,596 -Love it. -[Jimmy] Yeah. 72 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,459 I got one of those when I was your age. 73 00:03:34,564 --> 00:03:37,187 And that says everything we need to know. 74 00:03:37,774 --> 00:03:43,124 Carter, I got you this sweet Foo Fighters T-shirt. 75 00:03:43,642 --> 00:03:45,851 I'm more into K-pop these days. 76 00:03:45,954 --> 00:03:47,680 It looks like it might be a bit small anyway. 77 00:03:47,784 --> 00:03:49,475 You've grown, like, 20 feet in the past month. 78 00:03:49,579 --> 00:03:52,720 Gets any bigger, have to do a paternity test. 79 00:03:52,822 --> 00:03:54,239 Fingers crossed, huh? 80 00:03:55,826 --> 00:03:58,277 Anyone else wishing this had been a home invasion? 81 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:01,384 Thanks, Dad. Grandpa bought me a car. 82 00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:05,284 Needs a little bit of work, but unlike some relationships, it can be fixed. 83 00:04:05,388 --> 00:04:06,941 Okay. [chuckles] 84 00:04:07,321 --> 00:04:10,082 -You're not even being subtle now. -He was being subtle before? 85 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:13,706 Carter, show your dad your car. Take Georgia with you. 86 00:04:14,293 --> 00:04:16,226 Now. Yeah. 87 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,302 You look beautiful, Riles. 88 00:04:23,406 --> 00:04:24,579 -[gags] -[gags] 89 00:04:27,686 --> 00:04:29,239 You need to chill out. 90 00:04:29,343 --> 00:04:31,724 I am chill, Riles. 91 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,900 -What's he doing here? -I don't know. 92 00:04:35,003 --> 00:04:36,902 I don't want him here either. 93 00:04:37,005 --> 00:04:40,250 But he's here, so can you try to be, like, 90% to 100% nicer to him? 94 00:04:40,354 --> 00:04:42,390 I've developed an allergic reaction to nuts, 95 00:04:42,494 --> 00:04:45,566 like numbnuts that stop by unannounced. 96 00:04:46,187 --> 00:04:47,740 You know what? 97 00:04:47,844 --> 00:04:49,742 -He's actually a very talented musician. -Oh, stop. 98 00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:51,848 He wrote me some beautiful songs. 99 00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:54,678 Who fell for music written by a bass player? 100 00:04:54,782 --> 00:04:57,163 Um, Linda McCartney? 101 00:04:57,543 --> 00:04:59,649 That lady married to Sting? 102 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:03,066 And I'm sure there are others. 103 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:04,170 Nope. 104 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:07,864 McCartney, Sting and Jimmy, you got 'em all. 105 00:05:08,692 --> 00:05:11,246 Well, since he's here, he can sign the divorce papers. 106 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:14,008 Hope you get a piece of that lovely 'stache. 107 00:05:15,975 --> 00:05:18,253 It was nice of you to give Carter that car. 108 00:05:18,357 --> 00:05:20,014 Yeah, Grandpa's the best. 109 00:05:20,117 --> 00:05:21,705 Can Daddy stay with us tonight? 110 00:05:21,809 --> 00:05:22,982 I got a hotel. 111 00:05:23,362 --> 00:05:25,399 No, I want you to see my room and all my stuff. 112 00:05:25,502 --> 00:05:26,848 -Georgia. -Please, Mom. 113 00:05:27,435 --> 00:05:30,887 Okay. It's one night. He's the father of my children. 114 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:35,340 Come on, Dad. I'm mining my own cryptocurrency called Georginium. 115 00:05:36,686 --> 00:05:39,171 -Um, thanks, Matt. -Set your alarm early. 116 00:05:39,274 --> 00:05:42,174 Checkout time is 5:00 a.m., before I get up. 117 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:46,903 That's me trying to be nice. 118 00:05:54,082 --> 00:05:55,670 Since when are you up before noon? 119 00:05:55,774 --> 00:05:57,292 When I'm in a house with your dad. 120 00:05:57,396 --> 00:05:59,053 You can't actually sleep with one eye open, 121 00:05:59,156 --> 00:06:01,400 no matter what Metallica says. 122 00:06:02,574 --> 00:06:04,058 Oh, hey, I made you coffee. 123 00:06:04,161 --> 00:06:05,266 Three sugars, right? 124 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:06,474 No sugars. 125 00:06:06,854 --> 00:06:07,889 So close. 126 00:06:08,511 --> 00:06:10,582 You sure? That doesn't sound right. 127 00:06:10,685 --> 00:06:14,586 Yes, I'm sure I know what I like in my coffee. 128 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:18,762 You're so bad at being a good husband. This is why I want a divorce. 129 00:06:19,763 --> 00:06:22,248 -[sighs] -And I drove here to talk about that. 130 00:06:23,146 --> 00:06:25,182 -You really wanna break up? -What was your clue? 131 00:06:25,286 --> 00:06:27,253 When I moved to a different state? 132 00:06:28,703 --> 00:06:30,049 I've said this a hundred times. 133 00:06:30,153 --> 00:06:32,431 We grew up together, but you never grew up. 134 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:37,194 Okay, I know I haven't been the best husband, and that's why... 135 00:06:39,576 --> 00:06:40,853 I wrote you this song. 136 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:43,615 [stammers] You're not gonna read it? 137 00:06:43,718 --> 00:06:45,789 Jimmy, I don't wanna do this dance, okay? 138 00:06:45,893 --> 00:06:48,723 We fight, you apologize, we make up, and we get back together. 139 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:51,485 But that's where we belong. Together. 140 00:06:51,587 --> 00:06:55,696 [sighs] Please don't. And why do you always smell so good? 141 00:06:55,799 --> 00:06:57,283 -Still here? -[yelps] 142 00:06:57,387 --> 00:06:58,526 Is that my coffee cup? 143 00:06:59,389 --> 00:07:00,977 "Real cars don't shift themselves." 144 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,254 That's my cup. 145 00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:06,500 Oh, hey. Who wants to hit the Santa Monica Pier? 146 00:07:06,603 --> 00:07:09,537 Um, that's not how Wednesdays work around here. It's a school day. 147 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:12,402 As someone who is two chapters ahead in everything, 148 00:07:12,506 --> 00:07:15,267 one absence won't hurt my chances of getting into Berkeley. 149 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:17,959 The only thing that'll stop you from getting into Berkeley, kid, 150 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,340 is shaving your legs. 151 00:07:20,617 --> 00:07:21,756 Please, please. 152 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,309 -Fine. -[Georgia] Yes! 153 00:07:23,689 --> 00:07:26,658 What about it, Carter? You in? It's gonna be fun. 154 00:07:26,761 --> 00:07:27,693 I'm good. 155 00:07:27,797 --> 00:07:29,143 It's okay. You can go. 156 00:07:29,661 --> 00:07:31,352 I-I think I'd rather go to school. 157 00:07:31,456 --> 00:07:34,459 School? Maybe we do need that paternity test. 158 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:39,429 Okay, we'll miss you, man. Let's roll, Georgie. 159 00:07:50,198 --> 00:07:52,269 Maybe if I soaked it in gas. 160 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,933 Hey, guys. I got you coffee from that hipster cafรฉ around the corner. 161 00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:03,660 Sweet for Gabriel because he's sweet. 162 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,491 Spicy for Stitch because he's spicy. 163 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,183 I feel so seen. 164 00:08:10,322 --> 00:08:12,289 -What am I drinking? -You're drinking my favorite, 165 00:08:12,393 --> 00:08:15,707 oat milk latte with two shots, no sugar and a dash of cardamom. 166 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:17,156 What, what? [chuckles] 167 00:08:17,536 --> 00:08:19,469 Who says I'm not fun anymore? 168 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:21,644 Mmm. Fancy. 169 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:23,024 This tastes like... 170 00:08:23,853 --> 00:08:24,854 something fancy. 171 00:08:25,889 --> 00:08:28,823 Back in Vegas, my friends and I would have a coffee klatch 172 00:08:28,927 --> 00:08:32,688 to bitch about our crappy lives before going to our crappy jobs. 173 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:34,828 You are my friends now. 174 00:08:35,554 --> 00:08:38,314 I don't know who that's sadder for, us or for you. 175 00:08:39,109 --> 00:08:41,042 I wouldn't mind a good bitch sesh. 176 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,112 -I've been so stressed out lately, but-- -Bup, bup, bup. 177 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:44,977 Whoever buys gets to talk. 178 00:08:45,081 --> 00:08:47,532 -Got it. -Okay, so what's going on, Riley? 179 00:08:48,084 --> 00:08:49,223 Jimmy showed up last night. 180 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:50,707 Damn! 181 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:52,813 Oh. 182 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,953 And I'm working so hard to keep my dad from killing him 183 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,990 that I don't have time to think about how much I wanna kill him. 184 00:08:58,094 --> 00:09:00,406 Ooh, good coffee and great tea. 185 00:09:00,786 --> 00:09:03,099 I mean, the guy hasn't changed. 186 00:09:03,202 --> 00:09:05,929 He thinks he can just pop back in and everything will be fine? 187 00:09:06,033 --> 00:09:08,173 Ugh, dying. 188 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,658 And what about our kids? 189 00:09:10,762 --> 00:09:12,660 Carter's been having a hard time with Jimmy since we moved here. 190 00:09:12,764 --> 00:09:15,352 Are you sure that Carter's the only one having a hard time? 191 00:09:15,456 --> 00:09:17,596 Maybe you're struggling with your feelings about Jimmy too. 192 00:09:17,941 --> 00:09:19,667 Am I crushing the klatch or what? 193 00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,290 Great klatching. 194 00:09:22,739 --> 00:09:26,260 And he wrote me this song to try to win me back. 195 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,331 Classic love bombing. 196 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,988 Exactly. 197 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:33,198 And I haven't read it because the songs are always great 198 00:09:33,301 --> 00:09:36,339 and that leads to something else that's great. 199 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,791 Mmm. Bump and grind. 200 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,691 Smash City. 201 00:09:45,624 --> 00:09:46,798 That thing. 202 00:09:46,901 --> 00:09:48,075 Yeah. 203 00:09:48,765 --> 00:09:50,905 -We got it. -Let me see this. 204 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,908 [sighs] 205 00:09:55,323 --> 00:09:57,222 "Dedicated to the girl I don't deserve." 206 00:09:57,325 --> 00:09:59,465 -It says that? -It should. 207 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,227 Let me read this. 208 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,643 Oh, damn. 209 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,957 I'm two lines in, and I think I just got pregnant. 210 00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:11,512 Ooh, Riley, you in danger, girl. 211 00:10:15,171 --> 00:10:17,138 He just gonna write another one. 212 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:23,904 -Hey, Pops. -Hey, Carter, I'm out here. 213 00:10:25,837 --> 00:10:28,391 -Hey, kid. Hope school was okay. -Mmm. 214 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,842 Listen, I've been looking at this rendering of mine. 215 00:10:30,945 --> 00:10:32,913 When we get back to the shop, 216 00:10:33,016 --> 00:10:35,087 what I wanna do is get the stance to this right, so it's lower like this. 217 00:10:35,191 --> 00:10:37,780 Then get cool wheels on it, kind of represent your style. 218 00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:41,266 And because you're practical, I'm gonna add fog lights up here. 219 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:45,235 Oh. Hey, can we add flames running down the side? 220 00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:46,858 No. 221 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,930 If you behave yourself, I'm gonna put a new cam in this 222 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,552 and get some dual carbs. 223 00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:53,830 It's gonna be as fast as you can make a Swedish car. 224 00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:57,731 -Totally, totally. -Hey, listen, uh... 225 00:10:58,732 --> 00:11:00,975 Why didn't you go to the pier with your dad today? 226 00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:04,669 I don't know, I didn't really feel like hanging out with him. 227 00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:06,532 I-I get that. 228 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:09,743 I mean, you're the one who called him a hipster loser. 229 00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:10,985 Hilarious. 230 00:11:11,089 --> 00:11:12,297 Did I really say that? 231 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,299 You're not exactly a whisperer, Pops. 232 00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:15,887 Well, you know, I... 233 00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:18,165 I don't really have to like your dad. 234 00:11:18,268 --> 00:11:20,443 And-And it goes way back. 235 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:23,515 You know, he got my daughter pregnant in high school, and they-they left and, um... 236 00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:26,863 made the miracle of you, so... 237 00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:29,659 But you... you're his son. 238 00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:32,317 You're not allowed to dislike your dad until way later in life. 239 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,215 Maybe he should be more of a dad. 240 00:11:34,906 --> 00:11:37,011 -You know, like you. -[stammers] Okay, um... 241 00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:40,428 I mean, me and my dad would never do something like this. 242 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:42,603 But, see, you get me, Pops. 243 00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:44,329 Yeah, I just wanna be your granddad. 244 00:11:44,432 --> 00:11:48,920 No. See, you got this car 'cause you knew I'd like it. 245 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:51,854 I mean, you were right. You're right about everything. 246 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:55,098 And that's exactly why you're getting the car. 247 00:11:57,687 --> 00:11:58,964 [door opens] 248 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:01,518 -There they are. -Mom, we had so much fun. 249 00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:04,038 We went on all the rides, and Dad bought me this. 250 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:07,766 And for lunch, we enjoyed some fried butter. Yep, that's a thing. 251 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:11,183 And then someone wanted some cotton candy. 252 00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:13,738 Yeah, you. 253 00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:16,326 Looks like you had a really great time. 254 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:19,640 Yeah, we did. Maybe next time you can come with us. 255 00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:21,021 [Riley] Oh, no. [chuckles] 256 00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:22,367 Remember when we did the roller coaster 257 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,300 at New York-New York, and I got sick? 258 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:27,061 They were cleaning puke off the Statue of Liberty for days. 259 00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:29,236 You put out her torch. 260 00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:33,102 All right, I'm gonna go wash down that butter with some root beer. 261 00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,382 Oh. Hey, bud. 262 00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:39,108 We, uh... 263 00:12:39,936 --> 00:12:41,179 We missed you out there. 264 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,043 I had things to do. 265 00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:45,666 Oh. Okay. 266 00:12:47,806 --> 00:12:49,359 Jimmy, can we talk? 267 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,672 If you got something to say to me, Matt, just say it. 268 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:56,125 Or maybe, just to switch it up, don't say it. 269 00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:59,507 In private. Can we talk in the garage? 270 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:02,821 The garage? 271 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:05,479 Just the two of us? 272 00:13:06,031 --> 00:13:07,722 Yeah, just the two of us 273 00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:10,656 and my knife collection and a basket full of grenades. Come on. 274 00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,452 Dial 9, keep your finger on the 1. 275 00:13:20,805 --> 00:13:22,910 Man, this thing needs a lot of work. 276 00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:25,879 That thrift store Foo Fighter shirt's looking pretty good right now, huh? 277 00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,950 Zero assembly required. 278 00:13:28,053 --> 00:13:30,055 Jimmy, Jimmy, listen to me. 279 00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:32,264 You know when the drummer does his solo, the bass player stops playing? 280 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:33,887 That's what's gonna go down right now. 281 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:36,406 Yo, you bang on the skins. I didn't know that-- 282 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,925 Got it. Solo. Go. 283 00:13:38,029 --> 00:13:39,962 That boy, Carter, you know, 284 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:42,274 that kid somehow got the idea that I'm some kind of father figure. 285 00:13:42,378 --> 00:13:44,967 That's not my job. That's your job. You gotta be his dad. 286 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,761 Okay. Well, this is rich. 287 00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,660 I'm getting parenting advice 288 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:51,559 from a guy whose daughter wouldn't talk to him for 15 years. 289 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,630 Well, exactly. 290 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,632 I know what it's like to lose contact and emotional connection with your kid. 291 00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:57,496 You don't want this, Jimmy. 292 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,914 Why do you care all of a sudden? You and I have never gotten along. 293 00:14:01,017 --> 00:14:03,951 That's because I don't like you. 294 00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,642 You don't even know me. 295 00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:08,162 This is the first one-on-one conversation we've ever had. 296 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,647 -What about the delivery room? -That was just you yelling at me. 297 00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,615 Thanksgiving? 298 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,928 Okay. First one-on-one conversation where you didn't threaten to kill me. 299 00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:16,653 There's still time. 300 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,451 What did you come here for? What do you want? 301 00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:22,901 I wanna win my family back. 302 00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:27,423 Riley and I have had our ups and downs, but this time she seems serious. 303 00:14:27,526 --> 00:14:29,321 Do you blame her? 304 00:14:29,425 --> 00:14:31,323 You've been doing... living your whole life doing what you wanna do. 305 00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:33,532 -You don't even pay attention to her. -I am trying to make it. 306 00:14:33,636 --> 00:14:36,950 And when I do, I'm gonna buy them the things that every kid should have. 307 00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:40,712 A nice house with a yard and a zip line to the pool. 308 00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:44,854 They don't need any of that stuff. They need their dad. 309 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,857 -I know they need their dad! -Well, step up and be their dad then! 310 00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,859 Is everybody okay in here? 311 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,035 -Should I call the police? -No. 312 00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:54,795 Stand by. 313 00:14:58,454 --> 00:15:00,525 Hey. Hey, there you are. 314 00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:03,424 We waited to start drinking till you got here. Rules of the klatch. 315 00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:06,669 You so late, the foam heart on my cappuccino 316 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,809 look like an old man's ass. 317 00:15:09,568 --> 00:15:12,330 As predicted, Jimmy love bombed, and then he ghosted. 318 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,402 He quit it without the hit it? Idiot. 319 00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,300 It's for the best. 320 00:15:18,992 --> 00:15:20,545 Wait, this is my order. 321 00:15:20,648 --> 00:15:23,134 Yep. Oat milk latte, two shots, no sugar and a dash of cardamom. 322 00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:25,032 How did you know? 323 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,965 'Cause I listened. 324 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,141 Oh. Wow. 325 00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:32,281 Not something I'm used to. 326 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,042 [clears throat] If there wasn't a no-crying-in-klatch rule, 327 00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:36,561 I'd be a puddle. 328 00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:41,324 You know, I'm starting to think you're making up these rules as you go along. 329 00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:44,500 Okay, I bought today, so I get to talk. 330 00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,122 -Hey, guys. -Damn it! 331 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,331 It's my klatch time. 332 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,644 What are you doing here? 333 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,785 Hey, Stitch. Gabriel. 334 00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:55,545 You know, you're lucky. 335 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,064 Matt's in there with a client, 336 00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,824 so you're probably gon' make it out of here alive. 337 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,758 You guys still work for Matt, huh? 338 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,416 No reason to chase a dream when you caught it on your first try. 339 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,935 Dream? 340 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,006 You and I have got different work experiences. 341 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,250 Come on, man. Let's get back to work. 342 00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,736 You good? 343 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,427 I'm good. 344 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:19,017 I thought you left. 345 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,158 Just went for a drive to think about some stuff. 346 00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:24,885 And I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 347 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,438 What? 348 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,061 I wrote you the wrong song. 349 00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:30,235 What it should have said is, 350 00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:32,720 "I've been out there doing whatever the hell I want. 351 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,621 And what I should have been doing is being a dad to Carter and Georgia." 352 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,623 -That doesn't rhyme. -Yeah. 353 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,901 I have to finish this tour. 354 00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:43,145 When that's done, I'm gonna get a real job. 355 00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:45,078 Closer to you and the kids. 356 00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:48,012 Are you doing Duolingo? 'Cause this is like a foreign language. 357 00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:51,118 Well, I just realized that the kids need a father. 358 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,017 And you need a husband. 359 00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:58,125 Well, actually, I was gonna ask you to, um... 360 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,334 What? 361 00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:03,337 We'll see. 362 00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:07,133 Yeah, well, I guess I should get going. 363 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,935 -Okay, go. -Oh. 364 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:18,352 Oh, not 'cause of me. Your van's blocking my dad's car. 365 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:19,974 Oh, God. I'm a dead man. 366 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:31,434 Hey, was that Jimmy I saw out there? 367 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,022 Everything okay? 368 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:34,989 Yeah, he's going back on tour. 369 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,026 -Oh. -But this time seems different. 370 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:41,686 He didn't talk about making a demo or opening for Dread Zeppelin. 371 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,172 He said he was putting his family first. 372 00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:48,037 First is a good place to start. 373 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,350 What did you say to him in the garage? 374 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:51,834 Nothing. I just, you know, 375 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,561 showed him my blow dart and knife collection. 376 00:17:56,114 --> 00:17:58,185 Same way you potty trained me. 377 00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:03,087 Well, is he gonna sign the divorce papers? 378 00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:08,471 Don't be mad, but I didn't give them to him. 379 00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:11,957 Riley, I'm not mad. 380 00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:15,409 Whatever is best for you and the kids. That's all I'm about. 381 00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:18,550 I love you too, Dad. 382 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,899 [groans] 383 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:26,558 [imitates tires squealing] 384 00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:28,181 [imitates engine revving] 385 00:18:28,284 --> 00:18:29,803 You'll never take me alive! 386 00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:34,221 -What are you doing? -Uh, Grand Theft Auto. 387 00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:37,086 The cops are after me 'cause I ran over a drug lord. 388 00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:40,227 Well, in that case, I hope you get a medal. 389 00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:46,854 What's Blackpink? 390 00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:49,340 It's my favorite K-pop band. 391 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:52,791 Dad sent me this, and it fits perfectly. 392 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:54,483 Check it. Ready? 393 00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:03,768 [stammers] I just ate, so I-I can't even tell you. 394 00:19:03,871 --> 00:19:06,184 Listen, so you and your dad are talking? 395 00:19:06,288 --> 00:19:08,393 Yeah. I mean, he's on his tour. 396 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:12,225 But, look, he sent me a picture of the world's biggest ball of yarn. 397 00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:13,605 Well, well. 398 00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:15,055 Huh? 399 00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:18,610 -Living the dream, huh? -"Boombayah," am I right? 400 00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,995 [stammers] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 401 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,998 You can't do that kind of stuff in front of a Swedish car. 402 00:19:31,658 --> 00:19:34,523 I just didn't feel like I was being seen or heard, you know? 403 00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,215 So I asked to speak to the supervisor. 404 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,908 Apparently, hot dog carts don't have supervisors, so. 405 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,773 I'm about to break up with my girlfriend. 406 00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:46,569 Hey, now we're klatching. Deets now. 407 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,296 I bought again. It's my time to talk. 408 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,885 Yeah, she wanted to bring another woman into the bedroom. 409 00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:53,818 Okay, I was pretty much done. 410 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,545 Hey. Did I miss it? 411 00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:58,857 -What? -The coffee klatch. 412 00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:02,654 Um, I'm not sure you're qualified. It mostly involves listening. 413 00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:07,003 Oh, I listen. Today, I was listening to a guy at the DMV who rescued a dog. 414 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,902 Come on. Rescue, my ass. 415 00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:10,317 It was a free dog. 416 00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:12,354 He didn't rescue it from Somalian pirates. 417 00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:14,873 People just like taking credit for stuff. It bothers me. 418 00:20:14,977 --> 00:20:19,188 Like, uh, restaurants, "We only serve free-range chickens." 419 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,707 Like the chickens have a choice. 420 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,640 You get go in that door and get your head cut off, 421 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:26,091 or you can run around and play hopscotch, hula hoop. 422 00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:29,716 Oh, God. I gotta get back to work. 423 00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:33,754 And you should know I've never uttered that sentence in my life. 424 00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,688 -Yeah, Stitch, we should get back to work. -Hell yes. 425 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,726 Oh, come on. We were having so much fun klatching. 426 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,421 That was easy. 31161

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