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-[Carter breathing heavily]
-Mom, that was
your best road rage yet.
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Yeah, I didn't know we were
allowed to swear at old people.
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Everybody knows yellow means
punch it.
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Saw you guys pull up.
I'm glad you're home.
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Oh, no, he's happy to see us.
He's gonna make us do chores.
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Actually, you could
help me out if you go grab
the crescent wrench.
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It's sitting on my workbench.
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-Oh, my God. The car is here?
-Car is here.
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I can't wait for that kid
to see that dream car of his.
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It's gonna be exciting.
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[sighs] Here you go, Pops.
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Did you like your surprise?
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Oh. Is it inside
the crappy old car?
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That's the surprise.
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The crappy old car.
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You know, when it's my birthday,
you can just get me
an Amazon gift card.
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Well, come on. '67 Volvo 122S.
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This is gonna be your dream car.
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It looks a lot older and dirtier
than it did in the pictures.
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Yep, just like on Tinder.
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Look, Carter,
those pictures are renderings
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of what I can do to this car
to make it yours,
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to make it your dream car.
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So, happy birthday.
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It's not for five months.
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I know. It's gonna take
more than five months
to do the work on this, though.
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Five months?
Again, Amazon gift card.
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Carter, when I was 16,
your grandpa and I
did this with my GTO.
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And it started out
way worse than this.
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Oh. And that car's so cool now.
I-I love it.
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-Thanks, Pops.
-You bet, buddy.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow, ow, ow.
Get-- Stop him.
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Carter, drop it.
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-Drop it. Drop it.
-Get him a treat.
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[theme music playing]
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The chicks are gonna love
my sweet ride.
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Until those chicks
meet the driver.
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Little mean, aren't we?
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A little?
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[doorbell rings]
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Who rings the doorbell
after seven o'clock at night?
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Oh, you think it's
a home invasion?
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Maybe a polite one.
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Hey, Matt, I'm here to see
Riley and the kids.
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[groans]
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You know, my kids?
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Just some hipster loser
who got the wrong house.
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[phone chimes]
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Damn it, Dad.
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It's your father.
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I didn't say it wasn't Jimmy.
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I just said it was
the wrong house, which it is.
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Dad!
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There they are, my favorite
people in the whole world.
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And their grandpa.
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Come on. Bring it in.
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Hey, Dad.
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Well, delivering flowers.
So you finally got a job, Jimmy.
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Grandpa's always messing
with me. He's a funny guy.
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[laughs]
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He's hilarious.
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You know what else is funny?
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You just showing up when I
told you I didn't wanna see you.
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We have a break on tour.
I wanted to see my kids.
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Plus, I wanted to see you too.
I got these for you.
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Oh. Freeway off-ramp flowers.
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-All is forgiven.
-I know you love flowers, babe.
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Great catching up.
See you later, babe.
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I got something for you too,
Georgie.
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"The future is female."
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-Love it.
-[Jimmy] Yeah.
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I got one of those
when I was your age.
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And that says everything
we need to know.
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Carter, I got you
this sweet Foo Fighters T-shirt.
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I'm more into K-pop these days.
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It looks like it might be
a bit small anyway.
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You've grown,
like, 20 feet in the past month.
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Gets any bigger,
have to do a paternity test.
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Fingers crossed, huh?
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Anyone else wishing
this had been a home invasion?
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Thanks, Dad.
Grandpa bought me a car.
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Needs a little bit of work,
but unlike some relationships,
it can be fixed.
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Okay. [chuckles]
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-You're not even
being subtle now.
-He was being subtle before?
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Carter, show your dad your car.
Take Georgia with you.
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Now. Yeah.
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You look beautiful, Riles.
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-[gags]
-[gags]
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You need to chill out.
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I am chill, Riles.
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-What's he doing here?
-I don't know.
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I don't want him here either.
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But he's here,
so can you try to be, like,
90% to 100% nicer to him?
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I've developed
an allergic reaction to nuts,
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like numbnuts
that stop by unannounced.
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You know what?
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-He's actually
a very talented musician.
-Oh, stop.
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He wrote me
some beautiful songs.
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Who fell for music
written by a bass player?
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Um, Linda McCartney?
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That lady married to Sting?
102
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And I'm sure there are others.
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Nope.
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McCartney, Sting and Jimmy,
you got 'em all.
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Well, since he's here,
he can sign the divorce papers.
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Hope you get a piece
of that lovely 'stache.
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00:05:15,975 --> 00:05:18,253
It was nice of you
to give Carter that car.
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Yeah, Grandpa's the best.
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Can Daddy stay with us tonight?
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I got a hotel.
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No, I want you to see my room
and all my stuff.
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-Georgia.
-Please, Mom.
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Okay. It's one night.
He's the father of my children.
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Come on, Dad. I'm mining
my own cryptocurrency
called Georginium.
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-Um, thanks, Matt.
-Set your alarm early.
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Checkout time is 5:00 a.m.,
before I get up.
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That's me trying to be nice.
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Since when are you up
before noon?
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When I'm in a house
with your dad.
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You can't actually
sleep with one eye open,
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no matter what Metallica says.
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Oh, hey, I made you coffee.
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Three sugars, right?
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No sugars.
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So close.
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You sure?
That doesn't sound right.
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Yes, I'm sure
I know what I like in my coffee.
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You're so bad
at being a good husband.
This is why I want a divorce.
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-[sighs]
-And I drove here
to talk about that.
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-You really wanna break up?
-What was your clue?
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When I moved to
a different state?
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I've said this a hundred times.
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We grew up together,
but you never grew up.
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Okay, I know I haven't been
the best husband,
and that's why...
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I wrote you this song.
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[stammers]
You're not gonna read it?
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Jimmy, I don't wanna do
this dance, okay?
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We fight, you apologize,
we make up,
and we get back together.
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But that's where we belong.
Together.
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[sighs] Please don't. And why
do you always smell so good?
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-Still here?
-[yelps]
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Is that my coffee cup?
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"Real cars
don't shift themselves."
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That's my cup.
145
00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:06,500
Oh, hey. Who wants to hit
the Santa Monica Pier?
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Um, that's not how Wednesdays
work around here.
It's a school day.
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As someone who is two chapters
ahead in everything,
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one absence
won't hurt my chances
of getting into Berkeley.
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The only thing that'll stop you
from getting into Berkeley, kid,
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is shaving your legs.
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Please, please.
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-Fine.
-[Georgia] Yes!
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What about it, Carter? You in?
It's gonna be fun.
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I'm good.
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It's okay. You can go.
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I-I think
I'd rather go to school.
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School? Maybe we do need
that paternity test.
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Okay, we'll miss you, man.
Let's roll, Georgie.
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Maybe if I soaked it in gas.
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Hey, guys. I got you coffee
from that hipster cafรฉ
around the corner.
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00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:03,660
Sweet for Gabriel
because he's sweet.
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Spicy for Stitch
because he's spicy.
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I feel so seen.
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-What am I drinking?
-You're drinking my favorite,
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oat milk latte with two shots,
no sugar and a dash of cardamom.
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What, what? [chuckles]
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Who says I'm not fun anymore?
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Mmm. Fancy.
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This tastes like...
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something fancy.
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Back in Vegas, my friends and I
would have a coffee klatch
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to bitch about our crappy lives
before going to our crappy jobs.
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You are my friends now.
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I don't know who that's
sadder for, us or for you.
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I wouldn't mind
a good bitch sesh.
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-I've been
so stressed out lately, but--
-Bup, bup, bup.
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Whoever buys gets to talk.
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-Got it.
-Okay, so what's
going on, Riley?
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Jimmy showed up last night.
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Damn!
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Oh.
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And I'm working so hard
to keep my dad from killing him
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that I don't have time to think
about how much I wanna kill him.
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Ooh, good coffee and great tea.
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I mean, the guy hasn't changed.
186
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He thinks he can
just pop back in
and everything will be fine?
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Ugh, dying.
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And what about our kids?
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Carter's been having a hard time
with Jimmy since we moved here.
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Are you sure that Carter's
the only one having a hard time?
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Maybe you're struggling with
your feelings about Jimmy too.
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Am I crushing the klatch
or what?
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Great klatching.
194
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And he wrote me this song
to try to win me back.
195
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Classic love bombing.
196
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Exactly.
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And I haven't read it because
the songs are always great
198
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and that leads
to something else that's great.
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Mmm. Bump and grind.
200
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Smash City.
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That thing.
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Yeah.
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-We got it.
-Let me see this.
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[sighs]
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"Dedicated to the girl
I don't deserve."
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-It says that?
-It should.
207
00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,227
Let me read this.
208
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,643
Oh, damn.
209
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,957
I'm two lines in,
and I think I just got pregnant.
210
00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:11,512
Ooh, Riley, you in danger, girl.
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He just gonna write another one.
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-Hey, Pops.
-Hey, Carter, I'm out here.
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00:10:25,837 --> 00:10:28,391
-Hey, kid. Hope school was okay.
-Mmm.
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Listen, I've been looking
at this rendering of mine.
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00:10:30,945 --> 00:10:32,913
When we get back to the shop,
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what I wanna do is get
the stance to this right,
so it's lower like this.
217
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Then get cool wheels on it,
kind of represent your style.
218
00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:41,266
And because you're practical,
I'm gonna add
fog lights up here.
219
00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:45,235
Oh. Hey, can we add flames
running down the side?
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No.
221
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If you behave yourself,
I'm gonna put a new cam in this
222
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and get some dual carbs.
223
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It's gonna be as fast
as you can make a Swedish car.
224
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-Totally, totally.
-Hey, listen, uh...
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Why didn't you go to the pier
with your dad today?
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I don't know, I didn't really
feel like hanging out with him.
227
00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:06,532
I-I get that.
228
00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:09,743
I mean, you're the one
who called him a hipster loser.
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00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:10,985
Hilarious.
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Did I really say that?
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You're not exactly
a whisperer, Pops.
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00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:15,887
Well, you know, I...
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I don't really have to like
your dad.
234
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And-And it goes way back.
235
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You know, he got my daughter
pregnant in high school,
and they-they left and, um...
236
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made the miracle of you, so...
237
00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:29,659
But you... you're his son.
238
00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:32,317
You're not allowed
to dislike your dad
until way later in life.
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00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,215
Maybe he should be
more of a dad.
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-You know, like you.
-[stammers] Okay, um...
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I mean, me and my dad would
never do something like this.
242
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:42,603
But, see, you get me, Pops.
243
00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:44,329
Yeah, I just wanna be
your granddad.
244
00:11:44,432 --> 00:11:48,920
No. See, you got this car
'cause you knew I'd like it.
245
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:51,854
I mean, you were right.
You're right about everything.
246
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:55,098
And that's exactly why
you're getting the car.
247
00:11:57,687 --> 00:11:58,964
[door opens]
248
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:01,518
-There they are.
-Mom, we had so much fun.
249
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:04,038
We went on all the rides,
and Dad bought me this.
250
00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:07,766
And for lunch,
we enjoyed some fried butter.
Yep, that's a thing.
251
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:11,183
And then someone wanted
some cotton candy.
252
00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:13,738
Yeah, you.
253
00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:16,326
Looks like you had
a really great time.
254
00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:19,640
Yeah, we did. Maybe next time
you can come with us.
255
00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:21,021
[Riley] Oh, no. [chuckles]
256
00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:22,367
Remember when we did
the roller coaster
257
00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,300
at New York-New York,
and I got sick?
258
00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:27,061
They were cleaning puke
off the Statue of Liberty
for days.
259
00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:29,236
You put out her torch.
260
00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:33,102
All right, I'm gonna go
wash down that butter
with some root beer.
261
00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,382
Oh. Hey, bud.
262
00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:39,108
We, uh...
263
00:12:39,936 --> 00:12:41,179
We missed you out there.
264
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,043
I had things to do.
265
00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:45,666
Oh. Okay.
266
00:12:47,806 --> 00:12:49,359
Jimmy, can we talk?
267
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,672
If you got something to say
to me, Matt, just say it.
268
00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:56,125
Or maybe, just to switch it up,
don't say it.
269
00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:59,507
In private.
Can we talk in the garage?
270
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:02,821
The garage?
271
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:05,479
Just the two of us?
272
00:13:06,031 --> 00:13:07,722
Yeah, just the two of us
273
00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:10,656
and my knife collection
and a basket full of grenades.
Come on.
274
00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,452
Dial 9,
keep your finger on the 1.
275
00:13:20,805 --> 00:13:22,910
Man, this thing needs
a lot of work.
276
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:25,879
That thrift store
Foo Fighter shirt's looking
pretty good right now, huh?
277
00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,950
Zero assembly required.
278
00:13:28,053 --> 00:13:30,055
Jimmy, Jimmy, listen to me.
279
00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:32,264
You know when
the drummer does his solo,
the bass player stops playing?
280
00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:33,887
That's what's gonna go down
right now.
281
00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:36,406
Yo, you bang on the skins.
I didn't know that--
282
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,925
Got it. Solo. Go.
283
00:13:38,029 --> 00:13:39,962
That boy, Carter, you know,
284
00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:42,274
that kid somehow
got the idea that I'm
some kind of father figure.
285
00:13:42,378 --> 00:13:44,967
That's not my job.
That's your job.
You gotta be his dad.
286
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,761
Okay. Well, this is rich.
287
00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,660
I'm getting parenting advice
288
00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:51,559
from a guy whose daughter
wouldn't talk to him
for 15 years.
289
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,630
Well, exactly.
290
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,632
I know what it's like to lose
contact and emotional connection
with your kid.
291
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:57,496
You don't want this, Jimmy.
292
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,914
Why do you care
all of a sudden? You and I
have never gotten along.
293
00:14:01,017 --> 00:14:03,951
That's because I don't like you.
294
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,642
You don't even know me.
295
00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:08,162
This is the first
one-on-one conversation
we've ever had.
296
00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,647
-What about the delivery room?
-That was just you
yelling at me.
297
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,615
Thanksgiving?
298
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,928
Okay. First one-on-one
conversation where you
didn't threaten to kill me.
299
00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:16,653
There's still time.
300
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,451
What did you come here for?
What do you want?
301
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:22,901
I wanna win my family back.
302
00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:27,423
Riley and I have had
our ups and downs,
but this time she seems serious.
303
00:14:27,526 --> 00:14:29,321
Do you blame her?
304
00:14:29,425 --> 00:14:31,323
You've been doing...
living your whole life
doing what you wanna do.
305
00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:33,532
-You don't even
pay attention to her.
-I am trying to make it.
306
00:14:33,636 --> 00:14:36,950
And when I do,
I'm gonna buy them the things
that every kid should have.
307
00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:40,712
A nice house with a yard
and a zip line to the pool.
308
00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:44,854
They don't need
any of that stuff.
They need their dad.
309
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,857
-I know they need their dad!
-Well, step up
and be their dad then!
310
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,859
Is everybody okay in here?
311
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,035
-Should I call the police?
-No.
312
00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:54,795
Stand by.
313
00:14:58,454 --> 00:15:00,525
Hey. Hey, there you are.
314
00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:03,424
We waited to start drinking
till you got here.
Rules of the klatch.
315
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:06,669
You so late, the foam heart
on my cappuccino
316
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,809
look like an old man's ass.
317
00:15:09,568 --> 00:15:12,330
As predicted, Jimmy love bombed,
and then he ghosted.
318
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,402
He quit it without the hit it?
Idiot.
319
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,300
It's for the best.
320
00:15:18,992 --> 00:15:20,545
Wait, this is my order.
321
00:15:20,648 --> 00:15:23,134
Yep. Oat milk latte, two shots,
no sugar and a dash of cardamom.
322
00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:25,032
How did you know?
323
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,965
'Cause I listened.
324
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,141
Oh. Wow.
325
00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:32,281
Not something I'm used to.
326
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,042
[clears throat] If there wasn't
a no-crying-in-klatch rule,
327
00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:36,561
I'd be a puddle.
328
00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:41,324
You know, I'm starting to think
you're making up these rules
as you go along.
329
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:44,500
Okay, I bought today,
so I get to talk.
330
00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,122
-Hey, guys.
-Damn it!
331
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,331
It's my klatch time.
332
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,644
What are you doing here?
333
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,785
Hey, Stitch. Gabriel.
334
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:55,545
You know, you're lucky.
335
00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,064
Matt's in there with a client,
336
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,824
so you're probably gon'
make it out of here alive.
337
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,758
You guys
still work for Matt, huh?
338
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,416
No reason to chase a dream
when you caught it
on your first try.
339
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,935
Dream?
340
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,006
You and I have got
different work experiences.
341
00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,250
Come on, man.
Let's get back to work.
342
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,736
You good?
343
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,427
I'm good.
344
00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:19,017
I thought you left.
345
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,158
Just went for a drive
to think about some stuff.
346
00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:24,885
And I wanted to say
that I'm sorry.
347
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,438
What?
348
00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,061
I wrote you the wrong song.
349
00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:30,235
What it should have said is,
350
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:32,720
"I've been out there
doing whatever the hell I want.
351
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,621
And what I should have
been doing is being a dad
to Carter and Georgia."
352
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,623
-That doesn't rhyme.
-Yeah.
353
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,901
I have to finish this tour.
354
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:43,145
When that's done,
I'm gonna get a real job.
355
00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:45,078
Closer to you and the kids.
356
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:48,012
Are you doing Duolingo?
'Cause this is like
a foreign language.
357
00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:51,118
Well, I just realized
that the kids need a father.
358
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,017
And you need a husband.
359
00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:58,125
Well, actually,
I was gonna ask you to, um...
360
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,334
What?
361
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:03,337
We'll see.
362
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:07,133
Yeah, well, I guess
I should get going.
363
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,935
-Okay, go.
-Oh.
364
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:18,352
Oh, not 'cause of me.
Your van's blocking
my dad's car.
365
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:19,974
Oh, God. I'm a dead man.
366
00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:31,434
Hey, was that Jimmy
I saw out there?
367
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,022
Everything okay?
368
00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:34,989
Yeah, he's going back on tour.
369
00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,026
-Oh.
-But this time seems different.
370
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:41,686
He didn't talk about
making a demo
or opening for Dread Zeppelin.
371
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,172
He said he was putting
his family first.
372
00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:48,037
First is a good place to start.
373
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,350
What did you say to him
in the garage?
374
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:51,834
Nothing. I just, you know,
375
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,561
showed him my blow dart
and knife collection.
376
00:17:56,114 --> 00:17:58,185
Same way you potty trained me.
377
00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:03,087
Well, is he gonna sign
the divorce papers?
378
00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:08,471
Don't be mad,
but I didn't give them to him.
379
00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:11,957
Riley, I'm not mad.
380
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:15,409
Whatever is best for you and
the kids. That's all I'm about.
381
00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:18,550
I love you too, Dad.
382
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,899
[groans]
383
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:26,558
[imitates tires squealing]
384
00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:28,181
[imitates engine revving]
385
00:18:28,284 --> 00:18:29,803
You'll never take me alive!
386
00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:34,221
-What are you doing?
-Uh, Grand Theft Auto.
387
00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:37,086
The cops are after me
'cause I ran over a drug lord.
388
00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:40,227
Well, in that case,
I hope you get a medal.
389
00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:46,854
What's Blackpink?
390
00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:49,340
It's my favorite K-pop band.
391
00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:52,791
Dad sent me this,
and it fits perfectly.
392
00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:54,483
Check it. Ready?
393
00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:03,768
[stammers] I just ate,
so I-I can't even tell you.
394
00:19:03,871 --> 00:19:06,184
Listen, so you and your dad
are talking?
395
00:19:06,288 --> 00:19:08,393
Yeah. I mean, he's on his tour.
396
00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:12,225
But, look, he sent me a picture
of the world's biggest
ball of yarn.
397
00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:13,605
Well, well.
398
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:15,055
Huh?
399
00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:18,610
-Living the dream, huh?
-"Boombayah," am I right?
400
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,995
[stammers] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
401
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,998
You can't do that kind of stuff
in front of a Swedish car.
402
00:19:31,658 --> 00:19:34,523
I just didn't feel like I was
being seen or heard, you know?
403
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,215
So I asked to speak to
the supervisor.
404
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,908
Apparently, hot dog carts
don't have supervisors, so.
405
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,773
I'm about to break up with
my girlfriend.
406
00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:46,569
Hey, now we're klatching.
Deets now.
407
00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,296
I bought again.
It's my time to talk.
408
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,885
Yeah, she wanted to bring
another woman into the bedroom.
409
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:53,818
Okay, I was pretty much done.
410
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,545
Hey. Did I miss it?
411
00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:58,857
-What?
-The coffee klatch.
412
00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:02,654
Um, I'm not sure
you're qualified.
It mostly involves listening.
413
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:07,003
Oh, I listen. Today,
I was listening to a guy
at the DMV who rescued a dog.
414
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,902
Come on. Rescue, my ass.
415
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:10,317
It was a free dog.
416
00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:12,354
He didn't rescue it
from Somalian pirates.
417
00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:14,873
People just like taking credit
for stuff. It bothers me.
418
00:20:14,977 --> 00:20:19,188
Like, uh, restaurants, "We only
serve free-range chickens."
419
00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,707
Like the chickens have a choice.
420
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,640
You get go in that door
and get your head cut off,
421
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:26,091
or you can run around
and play hopscotch, hula hoop.
422
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:29,716
Oh, God.
I gotta get back to work.
423
00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:33,754
And you should know
I've never uttered
that sentence in my life.
424
00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,688
-Yeah, Stitch,
we should get back to work.
-Hell yes.
425
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,726
Oh, come on. We were having
so much fun klatching.
426
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,421
That was easy.
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