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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,895 --> 00:00:50,556 What! You scared me. 2 00:00:50,764 --> 00:00:54,097 I know. Look, the car is temporarily out of order. 3 00:00:54,301 --> 00:00:56,235 It will be ready in a minute. 4 00:01:08,715 --> 00:01:11,047 - Get this thing out of here now. - Get a move on. 5 00:01:11,251 --> 00:01:13,185 Wait, guys. Don't get excited. 6 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:15,217 I'm trying to get this thing... 7 00:01:15,422 --> 00:01:17,413 Would you move your car out of the way? 8 00:01:17,624 --> 00:01:20,388 I'm very sorry. I'm very, very sorry. 9 00:01:20,594 --> 00:01:23,791 It always starts sooner or later if we're really patient. 10 00:02:18,819 --> 00:02:21,788 This happens a lot, and I'm gonna be okay. 11 00:02:23,924 --> 00:02:25,551 Can you open the door? 12 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:28,387 - Can you open the door? - I can't. Look! 13 00:02:28,829 --> 00:02:30,763 See. See this thing? 14 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:33,091 It's always been that way. I can't open it. 15 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,325 - Oh, God. - Get this thing out of here. 16 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:37,697 - I don't blame you. - You've got to move. 17 00:02:37,904 --> 00:02:39,735 I'd open the door, but I can't. 18 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,237 I can't. I'm locked in here. 19 00:02:41,441 --> 00:02:44,842 I'm gonna have an anxiety attack. Oh, no. 20 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:56,287 This is great. Gosh, thank you so much. 21 00:02:56,489 --> 00:02:58,480 - Anytime. - I'm so late. 22 00:02:58,692 --> 00:03:00,125 Second time this week. 23 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,395 - I'm late. - You are? 24 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:06,725 Yeah. 25 00:03:11,371 --> 00:03:13,271 Lou's gonna kill me. 26 00:03:15,775 --> 00:03:17,970 If tonight's banquet in honor of the visiting... 27 00:03:18,178 --> 00:03:22,672 ... Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid has its desired effect... 28 00:03:22,883 --> 00:03:26,944 ... State Department insiders predict that administrators will announce... 29 00:03:27,153 --> 00:03:30,054 ... the start of construction on a major military base... 30 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:34,694 ... in the emir's strategically located Middle Eastern country. 31 00:03:34,895 --> 00:03:36,157 State Department... 32 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:40,163 Presidential aide John J. Hilley was accused of being overly ambitious... 33 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:42,733 ... and overly zealous by several congressmen... 34 00:03:42,936 --> 00:03:45,837 Brad, not in the middle of the afternoon. 35 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:49,873 Kim, middle of the afternoon, middle of the night. What's the difference? 36 00:03:50,076 --> 00:03:53,204 Brad, we can't. It's just not right. 37 00:03:53,413 --> 00:03:57,440 Right? I'll show you what's right. This is right. 38 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,617 This. 39 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:05,519 And this. 40 00:04:11,197 --> 00:04:13,290 Hi, sweetie. I'm late. 41 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,058 - The car? - Yeah. 42 00:04:17,037 --> 00:04:21,167 Oh, taxi! Taxi! 43 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:31,141 - Hey, Sunny, no car? - No car. 44 00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:34,479 - Can I give you a ride home? - No, thanks. I got a date! 45 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:44,523 - Hi, Lou. - Nice, Sunny. 46 00:04:44,731 --> 00:04:47,393 Nice. Thank you very much for showing up. 47 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,828 Oh, jeez, am I late? 48 00:04:49,035 --> 00:04:51,560 Why were you running if you didn't know? 49 00:04:51,771 --> 00:04:53,102 Exercise. 50 00:04:53,506 --> 00:04:56,805 Funny, very funny. See, I can't pay my taxes here. 51 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,739 - The joint's dying... - I'm real sorry. 52 00:04:58,945 --> 00:05:01,379 I'll be on time the rest of the week, okay? 53 00:05:01,581 --> 00:05:03,378 What rest of the week? It's Friday. 54 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,949 You can make it up by working cleanup tonight. 55 00:05:06,152 --> 00:05:08,484 Lou, not tonight, please. I have a date. 56 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:10,178 Sunny, you going out? 57 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:11,448 Guess. 58 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:15,620 - The Friday night special. - Come on, Donna, give me a break. 59 00:05:15,829 --> 00:05:18,263 He's not so bad. What do you expect, for chrissakes? 60 00:05:18,465 --> 00:05:22,094 This is D.C. The men are all married or gay or work for the government. 61 00:05:22,302 --> 00:05:23,360 Or all three. 62 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:26,095 - How come you got the zebra? - I got here first. 63 00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,102 Does that mean I get the giraffe? 64 00:05:28,308 --> 00:05:30,936 No, Francine has the giraffe tonight. 65 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:33,872 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes. 66 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,014 Oh, no way! 67 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:39,107 No way! There's absolutely no way I'm... 68 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:40,183 What's the matter? 69 00:05:40,387 --> 00:05:43,754 I will not walk around this place dressed like a goddamn chicken! 70 00:05:43,957 --> 00:05:46,221 That is not a chicken. That is an emu. 71 00:05:46,426 --> 00:05:48,690 An "emu"? I never heard of an emu. 72 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:51,728 Nobody I know ever heard of an emu. So wear it yourself. 73 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:55,399 No, dear, I'm not a chicken. I'm an emu. 74 00:05:55,602 --> 00:05:59,265 That's "emu." E-M-U. 75 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:02,833 No, sweetie, I will not sit on your eggs. 76 00:06:04,544 --> 00:06:08,378 I gotta get something together for my car, which had a breakdown today. 77 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:09,809 I am so broke. 78 00:06:10,016 --> 00:06:12,814 See that guy over there? The one with the green jacket. 79 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:14,043 Yeah. 80 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:15,585 He's looking for a good time. 81 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:17,689 He'll have trouble finding it. 82 00:06:17,891 --> 00:06:20,052 I know you don't go for stuff like that... 83 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:23,559 ...but the guy gave me 10 bucks for an introduction. 84 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:26,357 - An introduction, that's all. - Yeah? 85 00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:28,625 Tell him I said, "How do you do?" 86 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:33,504 Hey, Sunshine, listen to me. 87 00:06:33,706 --> 00:06:37,733 I've got a couple extra hundred bucks that I'm not doing anything with. 88 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:40,105 You wouldn't have to pay me back right away. 89 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:43,146 - I'm okay, Ella, really. - I'm serious. 90 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:45,647 - You know my friend I told you about? - Sure. 91 00:06:45,852 --> 00:06:49,515 He's been real generous lately. Real generous, know what I mean? 92 00:06:49,722 --> 00:06:51,121 I think so. 93 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:52,850 See this. 94 00:06:54,194 --> 00:06:57,186 - Now, don't tell anyone. It's real. - Wow! 95 00:06:57,397 --> 00:06:59,160 See these? They're not. 96 00:06:59,365 --> 00:07:01,162 He paid for all three. 97 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:04,894 Now, listen, my friend has some friends... 98 00:07:05,105 --> 00:07:07,335 ...very nice guys. 99 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:10,805 - You should go out with them. - No, Ella, I couldn't. 100 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:12,443 I didn't say you're lying. 101 00:07:12,645 --> 00:07:17,275 I said I find it very interesting that you used the same excuse last week. 102 00:07:17,484 --> 00:07:19,475 No, that was last week! 103 00:07:19,686 --> 00:07:22,655 Your sister's kids' measles was the week before. 104 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:25,916 I'm not yelling, I'm just speaking distinctly! 105 00:07:27,127 --> 00:07:30,324 No, you can't come over later. Later is the middle of the night. 106 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:33,761 While we're on the subject I want to say something... 107 00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:42,432 - God, it's got to get better. - Does it? 108 00:07:43,176 --> 00:07:44,165 Doesn't it? 109 00:07:44,744 --> 00:07:46,268 Sure it does. 110 00:07:47,614 --> 00:07:50,412 - Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, honey. 111 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:56,146 Among the celebrities we expect to see tonight are the president himself... 112 00:07:56,356 --> 00:08:00,087 ...and his honored guest, the Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid. 113 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:03,057 Washington insiders consider tonight's gala the beginning... 114 00:08:03,263 --> 00:08:06,198 ...of attempts on the part of the administration... 115 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:09,368 ...to arrange a strategic deal with the emir. 116 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:14,097 It would involve the establishment of a major American military presence... 117 00:08:14,307 --> 00:08:16,207 ...in that Middle Eastern country. 118 00:08:16,409 --> 00:08:20,778 Although the emir struggled for years to reconcile dissident factions... 119 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,540 ...within his traditionally conservative nation... 120 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,776 ...he is considered powerful enough, if not popular enough... 121 00:08:26,986 --> 00:08:30,581 ...to assure his own people that the long-term economic benefits... 122 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:34,624 ...from such an arrangement would help his suffering country. 123 00:08:35,361 --> 00:08:36,658 Excuse me. 124 00:08:37,197 --> 00:08:38,824 Who is it? Is it the president? 125 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:46,371 - Mrs. St. John, just one more. - Elizabeth! 126 00:08:47,173 --> 00:08:48,162 How are you? 127 00:08:52,412 --> 00:08:53,743 This is our car. 128 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:02,154 Ouch. 129 00:09:03,356 --> 00:09:05,051 What do you got in there, a gun? 130 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,449 A gun? 131 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:11,018 A gun! 132 00:09:11,364 --> 00:09:12,422 A gun! 133 00:09:18,504 --> 00:09:20,472 I got him! I got him! 134 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,474 He got me! He got me! 135 00:09:29,482 --> 00:09:32,940 At approximately 11:45, when the president's banquet... 136 00:09:33,152 --> 00:09:37,714 ... in honor of the visit of the Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid was ending... 137 00:09:37,924 --> 00:09:40,290 ... and the would-be assassin appeared in the crowd... 138 00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:44,452 The information we have developed so far reveals... 139 00:09:44,664 --> 00:09:48,964 ... that the name of that real-life heroine is Sunny Ann Davis. 140 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:51,860 Her selfless act in the face of danger... 141 00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:55,040 The waitress threw herself in the path of the bullet... 142 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:56,765 ... from a would-be killer's gun. 143 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:57,874 - Jerry. - What? 144 00:09:58,077 --> 00:09:58,975 It's Sunny. 145 00:09:59,178 --> 00:10:02,978 There is still no word as to her condition. On the lighter side... 146 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,911 No identification yet of the gun-wielding man who... 147 00:10:06,119 --> 00:10:08,815 ... to the horror of terrified witnesses... 148 00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:11,616 ... made his abortive attempt on the life of the emir. 149 00:10:12,091 --> 00:10:16,619 We have not been told how serious the brave Ms. Davis' condition is... 150 00:10:17,263 --> 00:10:18,252 Oh, my God! 151 00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:21,092 ... or even where, precisely, she was wounded. 152 00:10:24,937 --> 00:10:26,029 Forceps. 153 00:10:29,108 --> 00:10:30,302 I think I've got it. 154 00:10:35,548 --> 00:10:36,981 Suture, please. 155 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,687 Beautiful. Really beautiful. 156 00:10:49,162 --> 00:10:50,254 Thank you. 157 00:10:50,596 --> 00:10:52,393 How did you happen to be there? 158 00:10:52,598 --> 00:10:56,898 I was coming out of the hotel. I was working 7- 11 that night. 159 00:10:57,103 --> 00:11:00,197 But I was late at this time because of all the C.A. 160 00:11:00,606 --> 00:11:03,006 - C.A.? - Citizen activity. 161 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:07,610 - I don't know that technical jargon... - Security guard talk, Bob. 162 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:11,210 What did you think when you heard the shots? 163 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,147 I thought, "My God, somebody's shooting." 164 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:17,152 And the man that was firing. Did you actually see him? 165 00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:22,226 Yeah, I'd clocked him a while before, because he was a bit funny. 166 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,329 I figured. "What the heck. 167 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:28,694 He's just a fanatic who hangs around when something's going on. " 168 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:31,927 - What did you do? - There wasn't anything I could do. 169 00:11:32,138 --> 00:11:34,538 There was no reason. At the Craigmore School of Security... 170 00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:38,006 ... we're told never to impede on an individual's rights. 171 00:11:38,211 --> 00:11:39,872 Even after he pulled his weapon out? 172 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:42,707 Then you go right into standard operating procedure. 173 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:46,180 What would standard operating procedure be in this case? 174 00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:48,946 In this particular case, I forgot. 175 00:11:52,492 --> 00:11:55,052 Do you remember how many shots were fired? 176 00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:58,059 Sure, yeah. Between two and... 177 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:01,732 Between about three and eight. Or nine. 178 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:05,802 She is behind me in one of the rooms of the George Washington Hospital... 179 00:12:06,005 --> 00:12:09,133 ... and according to the latest bulletin, she's fine. 180 00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:11,867 There's a rumor that someone from the White House... 181 00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:13,545 ...perhaps the president... 182 00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:15,976 ...will pay a visit to this young lady... 183 00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:20,380 ...whose unusual display of bravery, of intestinal fortitude... 184 00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:24,454 ...of old-fashioned American guts, have thrust her into the harsh... 185 00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,820 ...yet warm and grateful light of media attention. 186 00:12:28,027 --> 00:12:29,585 Will you give these to Sunny? 187 00:12:29,796 --> 00:12:32,890 They're from the United Ladies for a Better America! 188 00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:34,862 I'm her cousin on her mother's side. 189 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,659 Look. Don't I look like her? 190 00:12:36,869 --> 00:12:39,064 Look at me! Don't I look like her? 191 00:12:44,444 --> 00:12:47,106 I'm afraid I can't comment at the moment on this. 192 00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:51,011 There will be a press conference this morning. 193 00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:59,586 Check me out! I'm a personal friend of Norman Mailer! 194 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,649 Thank you. 195 00:13:01,961 --> 00:13:02,950 Give us a break! 196 00:13:04,997 --> 00:13:08,125 - More mail! - More mail, Sunny. More mail! 197 00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:11,603 I'm visiting my friend Sunny, the national hero. 198 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:14,136 I'll call back later. Or better yet, call me. 199 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,807 Lou Fox of the Safari Club. 200 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,602 Mom, you should see this room. It's beautiful! 201 00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:20,210 It's like a honeymoon suite. 202 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:23,610 I've got pictures. I can see the Capitol from the window. 203 00:13:23,816 --> 00:13:25,875 Look at this. From Wayne Newton. 204 00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:27,382 - More mail. - More mail! 205 00:13:27,587 --> 00:13:29,680 This is so exciting. I can't... 206 00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:30,947 Barry Manilow. 207 00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:33,182 Mom, listen, I think I'm coming home soon. 208 00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,360 Yeah, they're gonna pay for it. 209 00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:37,893 Yeah, they're paying... Who are you? 210 00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:39,496 I'm Mike Ransome. 211 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:42,634 I'm the Middle East desk chief over at the State Department. 212 00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:45,936 I'm here to help you get through your press conference. 213 00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:48,999 Mom, I'll call you back. Give my love to Dad. 214 00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:50,665 Okay, bye-bye. 215 00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:54,512 You sure don't look like one. 216 00:13:54,714 --> 00:13:57,205 - Like one what? - A middle-aged desk clerk. 217 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,143 No, no, that's Middle East desk chief. 218 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,486 - More mail. - More mail! 219 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:08,258 - You're hearing from a lot of people? - Liza Minnelli! 220 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:11,589 This is a list of 90 names. All marriage proposals. 221 00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:15,196 Well, I may have to turn some of them down. 222 00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:16,993 Are you married, Mr. Ransome? 223 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:20,570 Hey, Donna, come on. Give the guy a break, okay? 224 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,668 I mean, really. 225 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:26,572 - Are you married, Mr. Ransome? - Not anymore. 226 00:14:27,079 --> 00:14:29,707 - Congratulations, neither am I. - I know. 227 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,816 Oh, yeah? What else do you know? 228 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:34,578 I know that we don't have much time. 229 00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:37,881 If you'll just let me fill you in on this material... 230 00:14:38,991 --> 00:14:43,860 This map is part of the background material we're giving to the press. 231 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:47,261 Here is the emir's country. 232 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,367 - In yellow? - Yes. 233 00:14:49,569 --> 00:14:52,197 And pretty. It's a pretty little country. 234 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:55,465 You cannot help but discern its strategic importance... 235 00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:58,269 ...to the West in terms of its proximity to the Gulf. 236 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:01,711 And its value as a buffer, geographically speaking... 237 00:15:01,914 --> 00:15:05,077 ...between these two rival nations. 238 00:15:05,284 --> 00:15:06,148 Wow. 239 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:11,049 Dr. Pearlman, chief of surgery at George Washington University Hospital. 240 00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:15,557 He's finishing his report on the details of Ms. Davis' condition. 241 00:15:16,228 --> 00:15:18,992 The young lady herself, in the center of all... 242 00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:20,859 Mr. Hilley's office. 243 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,131 Would you hold a moment, senator? 244 00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,597 Can you speak with Senator Miller? 245 00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:29,566 Tell him I'll call him back when this is over. 246 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:31,265 I want to watch it. 247 00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:33,071 I apologize, senator. 248 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:37,045 Can Mr. Hilley call you back as soon as this press conference is over? 249 00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:38,682 It won't be but a minute. 250 00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:40,852 Wonderful. Thank you. Bye-bye. 251 00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:44,750 Let's take our cameras down as Sunny Davis is wheeled to the microphone. 252 00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:56,160 - Would you like to speak first? - No, not really. 253 00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,096 Well, yes. 254 00:16:07,913 --> 00:16:12,009 Well, I'd like to say thank you... 255 00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:14,517 ...to everybody at the hospital... 256 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,315 ...for being so nice and taking such good care of me. 257 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,791 And I'd like to tell everybody in America... 258 00:16:21,994 --> 00:16:26,294 ... that this is the best place to come if you're ever shot in the ass. 259 00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:31,569 - Is the chief watching this? - Don't know. 260 00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:35,330 - What did he say when you talked? - He was napping. 261 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:38,169 Can you tell us what you're going to do next? 262 00:16:38,911 --> 00:16:41,846 Well, I'm gonna go home to Oregon and visit my folks. 263 00:16:42,248 --> 00:16:46,378 And relax and see what new things my dad's invented in his workshop. 264 00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:51,681 And check on my dog and eat some of my mom's huckleberry pie... 265 00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:53,825 ... which is the best in the world. 266 00:16:54,026 --> 00:16:58,463 Jesus Christ, what is this cornball routine? 267 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,558 - Look at them. - Who? 268 00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,325 Them. The hard-boiled press. 269 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,396 They're eating it up. 270 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:09,368 Then there's my grandma and grandpa who I haven't seen in a long time. 271 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:12,567 Gosh, they're in their 70s and in really great shape. 272 00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:15,338 Grandma still volunteers as a crossing guard. 273 00:17:15,548 --> 00:17:17,709 She's gonna sing the national anthem next. 274 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:21,080 Hi, Grandma. If you're watching, I'll see you soon. 275 00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:24,188 I'll bet Grandpa was personally decorated by Eisenhower. 276 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:27,450 My grandfather used to pitch for the Salem Rockets... 277 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,719 ...which was an AA league. - Even better. 278 00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:33,421 He was MVP two years running, and we're very proud of him. 279 00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:36,100 - Maybe she's running for office. - Come on. 280 00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:38,634 To be that dumb and run for office? 281 00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:45,406 - What about your personal life? - What about it? 282 00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:48,737 For starters, you live with two men. Is that right? 283 00:17:49,048 --> 00:17:50,948 - No. - It isn't? 284 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:55,280 I live in a small part of a house that belongs to two men who live together. 285 00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:58,385 You understand the difference. 286 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,958 Let's go on to something else then. 287 00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:04,322 When you first realized that the alleged assailant... 288 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,789 Alleged? You want to see alleged? 289 00:18:06,999 --> 00:18:09,433 I'll show you alleged. 290 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:11,965 I've seen enough. 291 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,736 Would you get the president for me, please? 292 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:18,671 She's got the working women, the small-town folks... 293 00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:21,108 ...the senior citizens, the gays, the law-and-order bunch! 294 00:18:21,313 --> 00:18:25,079 And the baseball fans and the barflies and the animal lovers! 295 00:18:25,284 --> 00:18:27,582 - Margaret! - Yes. Yes, sir. 296 00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:30,483 Make sure the line to the hospital is clear. Patch it through now! 297 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,281 Do it! Do it! 298 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,619 She really is something, sir. 299 00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:38,290 Truthfully, I never heard of the emir before last night. 300 00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:41,022 I wasn't risking my life for him or anything. 301 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:43,997 I thought he was trying to shoot the president. 302 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:46,831 - Tell him to make the call now. - He's talking. 303 00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:49,366 I didn't say "give my life," I said "risk." 304 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:50,769 He is our president. 305 00:18:51,343 --> 00:18:52,332 No, sir. 306 00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,107 Yes, sir. 307 00:18:56,782 --> 00:18:57,771 No. 308 00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:01,014 Do you support the president generally? 309 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,881 Do you think he's doing a good job? 310 00:19:03,189 --> 00:19:06,955 He gets paid a lot more than me, so he must be doing something right. 311 00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:08,023 Make the call! 312 00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,855 - Did you vote for the president? - I never voted. 313 00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:13,054 - Never? - Right, never. 314 00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:16,200 Do you consider yourself a Republican or a Democrat? 315 00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:19,902 Look, I consider myself to be just an American. 316 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,537 Tell him to make the goddamn call! 317 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:33,111 There's a call here that some of you may want to listen to. 318 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,812 Who is it? 319 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,116 Hello? 320 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,728 Mr. President? 321 00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:47,456 It's the president! 322 00:19:58,677 --> 00:20:01,544 From Washington D.C., CNN Headline News, top story... 323 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:03,146 I'd like to tell everybody in America... 324 00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:07,308 ... that this is the best place to come if you're ever shot in the... 325 00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:11,086 Tonight, Sunny Davis speaks up. 326 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:12,779 Hi, Grandma... 327 00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:15,222 Sunny on Monday at 7:30. 328 00:20:15,761 --> 00:20:19,925 From Hollywood, The Tonight Show, starring Johnny Carson. 329 00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:23,067 Tonight, Johnny's one and only guest, Sunny Davis. 330 00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:24,964 She's got the gun here. See? 331 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,694 Okay, now run please, run. 332 00:20:26,906 --> 00:20:30,307 Now she's opening her mouth. See? She's opening her mouth. 333 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,534 - She's determined. - She pulls him down. 334 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:36,203 See, there it is. She bites him here. And he screams... 335 00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:39,349 Coming up: saints, sinners and Sunny Davis. 336 00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:43,787 Good evening, tonight's lead story, the celebrity of Sunny Davis. 337 00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:46,048 Do you think you'd do this again? 338 00:20:46,258 --> 00:20:47,725 Stay tuned, the news continues. 339 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:40,312 Oh, absolutely, Your Majesty. 340 00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:42,778 No problem. 341 00:21:45,017 --> 00:21:46,348 And we get the base? 342 00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:50,848 - He really said that? - Yes, Marietta, he really said that. 343 00:21:51,623 --> 00:21:54,387 Well, I'm convinced. 344 00:21:54,593 --> 00:21:56,959 Yes, but are we really being fair to her? 345 00:21:57,696 --> 00:22:00,995 It's an extremely volatile situation. She's a totally inexperienced... 346 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,668 She's a drink hustler in a clip joint. 347 00:22:03,869 --> 00:22:06,360 We're giving her a shot. You think she'll say no? 348 00:22:06,739 --> 00:22:09,037 Coffee, gentlemen? 349 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:13,034 - Shouldn't the president know? - I don't think so, Michael. 350 00:22:13,245 --> 00:22:17,045 You're right, Marietta. I think we can handle this among ourselves. 351 00:22:17,249 --> 00:22:19,945 Besides, it's almost 9:30. 352 00:22:20,152 --> 00:22:22,882 The president has retired. He has a difficult day tomorrow. 353 00:22:23,088 --> 00:22:24,578 Yeah, he has to get up. 354 00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:27,352 Early. Get up early. 355 00:22:27,559 --> 00:22:31,928 Okay, who can we get to go talk to the girl and impress her? 356 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,100 Let's think. There must be someone. 357 00:22:38,237 --> 00:22:40,728 Someone who's reasonably good-natured... 358 00:22:40,939 --> 00:22:43,874 ...has a relatively high TVQ... 359 00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:45,976 ...and nothing important to do. 360 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:56,184 This is the first time anyone like the vice president has visited our city. 361 00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:59,952 But the governor is here a lot to visit his sister Clara... 362 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:03,526 ...who lives just outside of town. - We're sure proud of that. 363 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:07,332 Here's the Cougar band coming around the corner at Main and Superior. 364 00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:09,296 Right past Schmitter's Hardware. 365 00:23:11,303 --> 00:23:15,933 Sunny Davis graduated in the top 75% of her class at Diamond Junction High. 366 00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:19,076 She was a pep girl, a member of the hair-dressing club... 367 00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,439 ... and an expert Ping-Pong player. 368 00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:25,310 Laurel, describe some of the fashions here. 369 00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:29,453 Well, Sunny Davis is wearing a red smock, I guess you'd call it. 370 00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:31,350 The vice president is wearing a suit. 371 00:23:39,832 --> 00:23:41,800 There's Mayor Bernholtz. 372 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,868 He'll give Sunny, Diamond Junction's version of the key to our city... 373 00:23:46,071 --> 00:23:47,265 ... the gold chain saw... 374 00:23:47,473 --> 00:23:49,805 ... with Sunny's name engraved on the blade. 375 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:53,409 Courtesy of Schmitter's Hardware, corner of Main and Superior. 376 00:24:36,054 --> 00:24:37,715 Bless you! 377 00:24:38,290 --> 00:24:39,279 Thank you. 378 00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:41,855 Come on, boy. Come on. 379 00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:46,153 Here, come on! 380 00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:48,833 Here it is. Here you go, boy. Come on. 381 00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:51,362 Give it to me. 382 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:52,559 Come on. 383 00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:56,001 What do you think? 384 00:24:58,143 --> 00:24:59,167 Really fine. 385 00:24:59,378 --> 00:25:03,075 - You think so, honest? - Absolutely. I do. 386 00:25:03,482 --> 00:25:05,950 It's like a real professional job. 387 00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:08,047 - Are you serious? - Totally. 388 00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:11,051 My own cleaners back in D.C. couldn't do it. 389 00:25:11,256 --> 00:25:13,520 - Which ones? - Top Hat and Tails Express. 390 00:25:13,725 --> 00:25:14,749 - On 4th Street? - Yes. 391 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,154 - Near the court? - Yes. 392 00:25:16,361 --> 00:25:19,694 They're terrible. They once ruined a blouse of mine. 393 00:25:19,898 --> 00:25:24,267 It was very delicate material. It was very fragile. 394 00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:25,962 Yes. 395 00:25:26,371 --> 00:25:30,171 - And they ripped it to shreds. - Really? 396 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:32,302 Shreds. 397 00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:37,072 It's hard to believe what so-called professionals will do, you know? 398 00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:39,848 I think so, yes. 399 00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:44,888 Because professionals, well, they don't always care, you know? 400 00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:46,815 Anyway... 401 00:25:49,294 --> 00:25:50,659 Let me take them in. 402 00:25:50,862 --> 00:25:53,160 - I want to do the cuffs. - It's not necessary. 403 00:25:53,365 --> 00:25:54,491 Necessary? 404 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,930 Are you kidding? This is an honor for me. 405 00:25:57,135 --> 00:25:59,399 This is another major event in my life. 406 00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:02,774 Well, I must say, this is very impressive, Mrs. Davis. 407 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:04,704 Isn't this impressive, Michael? 408 00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:06,400 Yes, sir. Certainly is, sir. 409 00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:10,671 Just what is that vegetable dish, might I ask? 410 00:26:10,882 --> 00:26:12,679 That's another of Dad's inventions. 411 00:26:12,884 --> 00:26:14,784 - It is? - Aspara-barb. 412 00:26:14,987 --> 00:26:17,512 - How's that? - Cross between asparagus and rhubarb. 413 00:26:17,723 --> 00:26:19,315 I grow the stuff out back. 414 00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,389 Looks like hell, but it's delicious. 415 00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:23,561 I'll bet it is. 416 00:26:24,129 --> 00:26:27,030 Mr. Davis has developed quite a few original notions. 417 00:26:27,232 --> 00:26:29,359 Later, I'll take you to the basement... 418 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:32,401 ...and show you something that'll knock your socks off. 419 00:26:33,038 --> 00:26:34,835 Really? What might that be? 420 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,302 Not now, dear. 421 00:26:36,508 --> 00:26:39,102 Could save our country 50% of its water bills. 422 00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:42,303 - After dinner, Dad. - 50% of its water bills? 423 00:26:42,514 --> 00:26:45,005 Yes, I'd be interested in hearing about that. 424 00:26:45,217 --> 00:26:46,445 It's an electric toilet. 425 00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:53,249 You won't forget the experience, I guarantee it. 426 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,153 Later, Dad. 427 00:26:56,628 --> 00:27:00,029 Popcorn! Popcorn! 428 00:27:00,232 --> 00:27:03,497 Don't jump on the nice Mr. Vice President. 429 00:27:03,702 --> 00:27:06,535 - You want me to get rid of him? - No, absolutely not. 430 00:27:06,738 --> 00:27:08,103 Not at all. 431 00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:10,032 Nice dog. 432 00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:16,413 - I wonder why you call him Popcorn? - That was his father's name. 433 00:27:16,615 --> 00:27:18,082 Of course. 434 00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:23,084 - So, let's talk about the future. - Okay. 435 00:27:23,288 --> 00:27:25,222 First of all, how is...? 436 00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,821 That's just about as good as new. 437 00:27:28,026 --> 00:27:30,927 You'd have to look very close to see the scar. 438 00:27:31,129 --> 00:27:33,757 Well, I'll take your word for it. 439 00:27:36,735 --> 00:27:40,569 Sunny, what are your plans? 440 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:42,773 I don't have any. 441 00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:46,101 I mean, well, I have a job at the Safari Club. 442 00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:49,474 Lou, well he's my boss, and he's really a nice guy... 443 00:27:49,681 --> 00:27:51,148 ...but business is slow. 444 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:54,649 And I was kind of hoping for an advancement, you know. 445 00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:58,584 But Lou's aunt works the cash register and his sister's the hostess. 446 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:03,090 So I'm gonna have to wait around until one of them quits or drops dead. 447 00:28:03,328 --> 00:28:05,523 I guess you know what that's like. 448 00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:10,490 Sunny... 449 00:28:11,603 --> 00:28:13,594 ...we want you to come and work with us. 450 00:28:14,306 --> 00:28:15,295 What do you mean? 451 00:28:15,507 --> 00:28:19,671 Well, we think you've proven yourself to be a truly valuable citizen. 452 00:28:19,878 --> 00:28:21,846 You'd be a valuable addition to our team. 453 00:28:22,447 --> 00:28:24,642 - Are you kidding? - No. 454 00:28:27,753 --> 00:28:30,722 Well, oh, my gosh, what would I be doing? 455 00:28:31,289 --> 00:28:35,316 Well, you'd be acting as a special assistant to Ambassador St. John. 456 00:28:36,061 --> 00:28:38,621 - Do you know who that is? - I don't know. 457 00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:41,298 No, I don't think so. I know I don't know. 458 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,229 - Who is he? - She. 459 00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:44,732 She? She's a she? 460 00:28:44,936 --> 00:28:48,167 She's the head of a department of government that we think... 461 00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:50,273 ...you'd be well-suited for. 462 00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,503 And what department is that? 463 00:28:53,512 --> 00:28:54,501 Protocol. 464 00:28:56,181 --> 00:28:57,341 Protocol. 465 00:28:59,084 --> 00:29:01,177 That's... Gosh, that's... 466 00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:03,183 I don't believe it. Protocol? 467 00:29:07,692 --> 00:29:09,091 Protocol! 468 00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:14,721 Could you just...? 469 00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:18,164 I'll be right back. Could you just wait here? 470 00:29:18,370 --> 00:29:20,600 I'll just be right back. 471 00:29:20,806 --> 00:29:21,864 Protocol. 472 00:29:26,945 --> 00:29:29,311 You won't believe what just happened. 473 00:29:29,815 --> 00:29:31,112 What happened? 474 00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:35,818 - What's wrong with you? - P-R-O-T-O-K... 475 00:29:40,292 --> 00:29:41,725 Wait a minute, guys. 476 00:29:41,927 --> 00:29:45,158 "Protocol: the customs and regulations... 477 00:29:45,363 --> 00:29:49,231 ...dealing with the ceremonies and etiquette of the diplomatic corps." 478 00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:51,132 It's a job. 479 00:29:51,336 --> 00:29:52,598 She just got a job. 480 00:29:53,038 --> 00:29:55,734 It's a job. They want me to work for them. 481 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:56,965 Work where? 482 00:29:58,276 --> 00:30:00,107 Oh, thank you! 483 00:30:03,348 --> 00:30:06,806 Exactly where would I be working? 484 00:30:07,285 --> 00:30:08,479 The State Department. 485 00:30:08,687 --> 00:30:12,817 I was wondering, does a job like that pay by the hour or the week or what? 486 00:30:13,024 --> 00:30:16,323 Well, for a start, about 35,000 a year. 487 00:30:37,749 --> 00:30:41,810 "Dear Falcon: Pigeon in cage. Signed, Eagle. " 488 00:30:51,062 --> 00:30:53,622 Dad, these books the Protocol Department sent... 489 00:30:53,832 --> 00:30:55,527 ...are filled with weird rules. 490 00:30:55,734 --> 00:30:58,498 "Never cross your legs in front of an African chief... 491 00:30:58,703 --> 00:31:02,434 ...because the sole of the shoe is considered an insult." 492 00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:04,475 I better be more careful! 493 00:31:04,676 --> 00:31:09,010 Oh, God, you wouldn't believe all the rules they've got in this book. 494 00:31:09,481 --> 00:31:11,847 Half of them don't make sense at all. 495 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,740 I don't know how I'll learn it all. 496 00:31:13,952 --> 00:31:15,817 Stop worrying. You're like your mother. 497 00:31:16,655 --> 00:31:17,917 You'll do okay. 498 00:31:18,123 --> 00:31:19,556 I just hope I don't screw up. 499 00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:20,884 - You won't. - There's so much... 500 00:31:21,092 --> 00:31:22,252 You won't. 501 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:25,429 Before you go, I want to tell you how proud I am of you. 502 00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:28,622 What you did, grabbing that assassin and all. 503 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:31,324 That's the first time you ever said anything like that. 504 00:31:31,536 --> 00:31:34,130 It's the first time you ever did anything like that. 505 00:31:56,027 --> 00:31:57,255 - Excuse me. - Hello, Sunny. 506 00:31:57,462 --> 00:32:00,056 I'm Earl Crowe, and I'm real happy you're here. 507 00:32:00,265 --> 00:32:04,065 I'm the deputy chief of Protocol. But you can call me Earl. 508 00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:07,170 And I'm going to take you in to meet the boss. 509 00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:08,304 Mrs. St. John? 510 00:32:08,506 --> 00:32:11,031 That's right. She's a wild woman, Sunny. 511 00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:14,211 A wild woman. She's tough, but she's fair. 512 00:32:14,412 --> 00:32:18,143 She works 26 hours a day and gives you 200 percent. 513 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:20,318 She must be exhausted. 514 00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:22,452 But seriously, Sunny, how is that hip? 515 00:32:23,455 --> 00:32:25,150 - Great. - That's wonderful. 516 00:32:25,357 --> 00:32:28,121 The one where the bullet went in still aches. 517 00:32:31,129 --> 00:32:32,687 There she is! 518 00:32:34,499 --> 00:32:37,991 This flower is from every one of us. 519 00:32:38,203 --> 00:32:40,501 Oh, thank you. 520 00:32:40,905 --> 00:32:42,839 Thank you very much. 521 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:46,442 Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny. 522 00:32:46,811 --> 00:32:48,574 Sunny. 523 00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:51,742 Do you know what you've done? 524 00:32:53,118 --> 00:32:54,107 What? 525 00:32:55,487 --> 00:32:58,251 You don't have the slightest idea what you've done? 526 00:32:59,924 --> 00:33:03,690 - I don't think so. - You really don't? 527 00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:09,493 Well, whatever it is, I know that I can fix it, or clean it up, or... 528 00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:13,193 Oh, she's priceless. Priceless! 529 00:33:16,841 --> 00:33:18,570 You brought us together. 530 00:33:18,777 --> 00:33:22,975 And now I think I have something for you that will please you very much. 531 00:33:23,181 --> 00:33:25,115 - This is where I'll be working? - Yes. 532 00:33:25,316 --> 00:33:26,806 Oh, and this is my phone... 533 00:33:27,018 --> 00:33:28,679 With your own extension. 534 00:33:28,887 --> 00:33:31,583 Oh, this is very exciting for me, ma'am. 535 00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:33,052 I'm sure it is, dear. 536 00:33:33,758 --> 00:33:34,918 You know, Sunny... 537 00:33:35,126 --> 00:33:39,460 ...you must prepare yourself for all kinds of new experiences. 538 00:33:39,764 --> 00:33:40,788 I guess so. 539 00:33:40,999 --> 00:33:44,332 You must learn to accept new sights, new sounds... 540 00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:47,403 ...new, exotic fragrances, so to speak. 541 00:33:47,605 --> 00:33:51,405 Ambassador St. John, your call to the Austrian council. 542 00:33:51,609 --> 00:33:53,702 You must be exhausted from your trip... 543 00:33:53,912 --> 00:33:57,746 ...so I suggest you go home and get some rest. 544 00:33:58,249 --> 00:34:00,547 The limousine will pick you up at 7. 545 00:34:00,752 --> 00:34:02,117 What limousine is that, ma'am? 546 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:07,019 Tonight's reception will be quite formal, so wear something pretty. 547 00:34:08,793 --> 00:34:10,124 Sunny... 548 00:34:10,328 --> 00:34:13,161 ...I think you're going to have a remarkable future. 549 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:15,990 Even sooner than you think. 550 00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:20,964 They talk funny. 551 00:34:21,172 --> 00:34:22,230 Funny, how? 552 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,840 They say things they don't really say... 553 00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,705 ...but I can't figure out what the hell it is. 554 00:34:31,516 --> 00:34:32,847 Jerry... 555 00:34:33,184 --> 00:34:34,845 ...tell me the truth. 556 00:34:35,053 --> 00:34:38,784 Am I one of those, " Oh, yeah, she's really a lot of fun... 557 00:34:38,990 --> 00:34:42,949 ...she's got a sense of humor, but she's not a bright kind of people"? 558 00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:45,152 Come on, Sunny, don't be ridiculous. 559 00:34:45,363 --> 00:34:47,422 You're a very bright kind of people. 560 00:34:49,434 --> 00:34:51,493 Oh, thank you. 561 00:34:51,836 --> 00:34:53,303 Thank you. 562 00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:56,238 What are you gonna be doing specifically? 563 00:34:56,441 --> 00:34:57,931 Well, specifically, I don't know. 564 00:34:58,143 --> 00:35:01,340 But whatever it is, I know it will include new sights... 565 00:35:01,546 --> 00:35:03,480 ...and new, exotic fragrances. 566 00:35:05,049 --> 00:35:06,539 Your own line of fragrances? 567 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:16,584 John J. Hilley, White House. 568 00:35:16,795 --> 00:35:18,490 - Sunny Davis. - Pat Hassler. 569 00:35:18,696 --> 00:35:19,685 Sunny Davis. 570 00:35:19,898 --> 00:35:22,366 The president asked me to deliver a message. 571 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:24,091 - You're kidding. - Absolutely not. 572 00:35:24,302 --> 00:35:27,465 He said that he's extremely proud that you're with us. 573 00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:28,832 Did he really say that? 574 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,635 Yes, he also knows you're ready to do whatever your country asks of you. 575 00:35:32,844 --> 00:35:35,244 He's got his eye on you, Sunny. 576 00:35:35,613 --> 00:35:37,604 Sunny! 577 00:35:37,982 --> 00:35:39,074 Mr. Crowe. 578 00:35:39,284 --> 00:35:42,481 - How really interesting you look. - Thank you. 579 00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:44,587 Meet the Belgian ambassador. 580 00:35:44,789 --> 00:35:47,417 This is Sunny Davis, Your Excellency. 581 00:35:47,759 --> 00:35:51,889 - Bravo, Sunny. - Bravo, Your Excellency. 582 00:35:52,263 --> 00:35:54,254 And you too, ma'am. 583 00:35:54,632 --> 00:35:56,827 You sure have a great little country. 584 00:35:57,035 --> 00:35:58,093 That's the girl. 585 00:35:58,303 --> 00:36:00,635 - Have you ever been to Belgium? - No. 586 00:36:00,839 --> 00:36:03,330 No, actually, I haven't been anywhere. 587 00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:05,771 I mean outside of this country, I mean. 588 00:36:05,977 --> 00:36:09,777 I was in Canada once, but that doesn't count because it's attached. 589 00:36:09,981 --> 00:36:12,108 - Sunny Davis? - Yes. 590 00:36:12,317 --> 00:36:14,410 Oh, is something wrong? 591 00:36:14,619 --> 00:36:16,610 Should I get my coat? 592 00:36:17,121 --> 00:36:18,918 - Welcome back. - Hi! 593 00:36:19,123 --> 00:36:20,784 Oh, gosh, I want to thank you. 594 00:36:20,992 --> 00:36:24,519 Hey, guys, you know what? I'm a personal friend of the emir. 595 00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:33,628 Sunny. 596 00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:35,738 You scared me. 597 00:36:37,442 --> 00:36:40,036 Sunny, dear... 598 00:36:40,345 --> 00:36:42,643 ...have you ever met a wise man? 599 00:36:42,847 --> 00:36:45,247 - Personally, you mean? - Yes, personally. 600 00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:48,749 - Oh, well, like how wise? - Very, very wise. 601 00:36:48,953 --> 00:36:51,251 Well, have you ever heard of Babbanoctanondo? 602 00:36:51,456 --> 00:36:53,151 He lived in a cave up near Salem. 603 00:36:53,358 --> 00:36:55,758 He only ate things he could get off the ground. 604 00:36:56,594 --> 00:36:58,391 Me and my cousin went there once... 605 00:36:58,596 --> 00:37:00,655 ...and he had this out-of-body experience... 606 00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:03,800 All right! All right. 607 00:37:04,002 --> 00:37:05,594 That's very interesting, dear. 608 00:37:05,803 --> 00:37:09,967 But the point is, I would like you to meet someone... 609 00:37:10,174 --> 00:37:13,200 ...who's very, very important. 610 00:37:13,411 --> 00:37:15,538 The Nawaf Al Kabeer. 611 00:37:18,149 --> 00:37:22,552 He's the chief temporal adviser to the emir... 612 00:37:22,754 --> 00:37:25,188 ...on moral and ethical matters. 613 00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:28,018 A man of transcendent spiritual power. 614 00:37:28,226 --> 00:37:30,717 He can see straight into your thoughts. 615 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,696 May I present Miss Sunny Davis. 616 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:44,836 Well, Mr. Nawaf, this is a real natural high for me. 617 00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:53,882 It means, "Blessed are the small ones... 618 00:37:54,085 --> 00:37:56,349 ...who shall be made large." 619 00:37:56,554 --> 00:38:00,115 Oh, I see. Yeah, I couldn't agree more. 620 00:38:00,325 --> 00:38:02,122 And you know I read something... 621 00:38:04,796 --> 00:38:05,854 What is it? 622 00:38:06,064 --> 00:38:08,089 It means, "Praise be to God." 623 00:38:08,299 --> 00:38:10,324 Oh, yes! 624 00:38:10,535 --> 00:38:12,127 Sunny Davis. 625 00:38:12,337 --> 00:38:14,134 Sunny Davis. 626 00:38:14,339 --> 00:38:15,397 Yes? 627 00:38:15,606 --> 00:38:19,542 My child, how old are you? 628 00:38:20,044 --> 00:38:21,033 Thirty-two. 629 00:38:24,882 --> 00:38:25,871 Thirty-three. 630 00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:30,248 You see, you have become, through your bravery... 631 00:38:30,455 --> 00:38:32,685 ...part of the history of my country. 632 00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:34,255 Oh, that's very flattering, but... 633 00:38:34,459 --> 00:38:35,653 Sunny Davis. 634 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:38,124 - Sunny Davis. - Yes. 635 00:38:38,329 --> 00:38:40,854 Our children praise your name. 636 00:38:41,065 --> 00:38:42,726 You're kidding. 637 00:38:43,134 --> 00:38:47,264 Our beloved emir, Khala�ad bin Abdul Majid... 638 00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:50,305 ...remembers you in his prayers... 639 00:38:50,508 --> 00:38:53,807 ...and hopes that until you come to him... 640 00:38:54,012 --> 00:38:55,274 ...until you are with us... 641 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,209 Wait, who's coming where? 642 00:38:57,415 --> 00:39:01,442 - you will accept as evidence of his great affection this simple gift. 643 00:39:01,652 --> 00:39:03,984 Oh, honest to God, it's not necessary. 644 00:39:04,188 --> 00:39:07,214 This miserable token of his esteem. 645 00:39:07,425 --> 00:39:08,790 How miserable? 646 00:39:15,466 --> 00:39:17,161 Rolls-Royce. 647 00:39:42,994 --> 00:39:47,328 We are very proud of our dear Sunny, and we remain confident... 648 00:39:47,532 --> 00:39:49,432 ...that whatever choices Sunny makes... 649 00:39:49,634 --> 00:39:54,469 ...whether it is with us or elsewhere, that relations between Sunny... 650 00:39:54,672 --> 00:39:58,870 ...and the emir will always reflect the warmth and affection... 651 00:39:59,077 --> 00:40:02,638 ...our two countries have traditionally felt for each other. 652 00:40:02,847 --> 00:40:03,871 Thank you. 653 00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:05,071 Sunny? 654 00:40:05,283 --> 00:40:07,774 No, I'd like to say something. 655 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:12,922 I'd like to say that I think the emir is really a great guy. 656 00:40:13,124 --> 00:40:15,456 As for Mr. Al Kabeer and his friends here... 657 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,595 ...I've never met a nicer bunch of foreign people. 658 00:40:18,796 --> 00:40:22,732 And that car is just about the prettiest thing I've ever seen. 659 00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:27,064 It gives me a headache to tell you that as a government employee... 660 00:40:27,271 --> 00:40:29,398 ...I will transfer ownership of it... 661 00:40:29,607 --> 00:40:31,768 ...to the General Services Administration... 662 00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:35,309 ...and include it in a list of gifts to an official... 663 00:40:35,513 --> 00:40:37,413 ...in the report in accordance... 664 00:40:37,615 --> 00:40:40,482 ...with federal registry order 327. 665 00:40:40,685 --> 00:40:42,949 Crazy, I'd never do that. 666 00:40:49,594 --> 00:40:51,926 The car will be sent to the federal repository... 667 00:40:52,130 --> 00:40:54,189 ... as requested, where it will be... 668 00:40:54,398 --> 00:40:56,958 ... supervised by the transportation secretary... 669 00:40:57,168 --> 00:40:59,830 ... who said he'd take charge of the $ 119,000 car. 670 00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:05,099 Your Majesty, it doesn't mean she turned down your proposal. 671 00:41:18,556 --> 00:41:20,490 How angry would you say he was? 672 00:41:20,691 --> 00:41:22,556 Cursing in at least four languages. 673 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,125 Let's go over our options. 674 00:41:24,328 --> 00:41:26,455 We could give up this mysterioso stuff... 675 00:41:26,664 --> 00:41:28,188 ...and tell the girl the situation. 676 00:41:28,399 --> 00:41:30,026 Throw ourselves on her mercy? 677 00:41:30,234 --> 00:41:32,031 No, appeal to her patriotism. 678 00:41:32,236 --> 00:41:33,464 I don't think so. 679 00:41:33,671 --> 00:41:35,662 I agree, it's too risky. 680 00:41:35,873 --> 00:41:38,933 Large gains demand large risks. 681 00:41:39,143 --> 00:41:41,338 I think she'll be able to handle herself... 682 00:41:41,546 --> 00:41:43,480 ...judging from last night. 683 00:41:43,681 --> 00:41:46,013 If you hadn't given her those manuals... 684 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:48,117 The girl's been doing her homework. 685 00:41:48,486 --> 00:41:51,148 Perhaps she's not as unintelligent as you think. 686 00:41:51,355 --> 00:41:53,289 Perhaps we're not as clever as we think. 687 00:41:53,491 --> 00:41:54,423 What do you mean, we? 688 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:56,456 You have an attitude problem? 689 00:41:56,661 --> 00:41:58,595 Gentlemen! 690 00:41:59,263 --> 00:42:02,699 I'm sure she'll make the sensible choice when the time comes. 691 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:07,166 Until then, we just have to keep her busy. 692 00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:08,463 And out of trouble. 693 00:42:24,322 --> 00:42:26,313 Majesty, allow me to introduce... 694 00:42:26,524 --> 00:42:28,048 Excuse me. 695 00:42:29,427 --> 00:42:30,724 My car broke down. 696 00:42:30,928 --> 00:42:33,453 - welcome you on behalf of the president... 697 00:42:35,566 --> 00:42:37,500 Gun! Hit the deck! 698 00:42:38,903 --> 00:42:41,531 I thought we were being attacked! I'm sorry! 699 00:43:12,069 --> 00:43:14,060 You said it was a barbecue. 700 00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:17,631 Sunny, let's be clear about the procedure on this one. 701 00:43:17,842 --> 00:43:19,241 Sir, I think I've got it. 702 00:43:20,478 --> 00:43:22,912 When the limo stops I get out on the left side. 703 00:43:23,114 --> 00:43:24,604 - Right. - Oh, the right side? 704 00:43:24,815 --> 00:43:28,251 No, I mean, "correct." It's the left. 705 00:43:28,452 --> 00:43:31,944 I walk around the back, I open the right door to the limo... 706 00:43:32,156 --> 00:43:36,422 ...I help the ambassador out and present him to Vice President Merck. 707 00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:38,294 Correct. 708 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,097 She's late. 709 00:43:47,905 --> 00:43:50,601 Well, here we are. Now... 710 00:43:50,975 --> 00:43:52,533 ...left. 711 00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:56,570 Left side, left. Yeah, this is the left. 712 00:43:58,616 --> 00:44:01,141 Let's see, left. 713 00:44:02,153 --> 00:44:04,144 Have you lost control of her entirely? 714 00:44:04,355 --> 00:44:06,983 We want her to be a princess, not court jester. 715 00:44:07,191 --> 00:44:09,682 A few more days, only a few more days. 716 00:44:09,894 --> 00:44:13,091 God knows what she can do in a few more days! 717 00:44:33,784 --> 00:44:36,878 "How do you do, Your Grace?" 718 00:44:38,089 --> 00:44:41,183 "Thank you very much, baroness." 719 00:44:42,026 --> 00:44:45,985 "I'm honored to meet you, Your Excellency." 720 00:44:46,197 --> 00:44:48,131 "Good night, knight." 721 00:44:48,332 --> 00:44:49,856 "Good night, knight"? 722 00:44:51,235 --> 00:44:52,395 Hello? 723 00:44:52,603 --> 00:44:56,437 Yeah, hold on a minute. Sunny, it's for you. 724 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,164 Oh, thanks. 725 00:44:58,376 --> 00:45:00,105 Hello? 726 00:45:00,311 --> 00:45:02,108 Hi, Mr. Crowe. 727 00:45:03,047 --> 00:45:06,141 Yeah, the Queen of Dubai. 728 00:45:07,651 --> 00:45:08,845 Okay. 729 00:45:09,053 --> 00:45:12,147 I'll be there, don't you worry. 730 00:45:12,356 --> 00:45:13,653 Bye. 731 00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:16,589 You know more queens than I do. 732 00:45:17,094 --> 00:45:18,925 Oh, Ben! 733 00:45:20,297 --> 00:45:24,324 Yes, this is the National Archives building. 734 00:45:24,535 --> 00:45:28,801 You know, it holds the Declaration of Independence... 735 00:45:29,006 --> 00:45:32,169 ...Constitution, Bill of Rights. 736 00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:34,344 It's really pretty, isn't it? 737 00:45:35,212 --> 00:45:37,806 Oh, I have the napkins that match your hat. 738 00:45:38,015 --> 00:45:39,243 Isn't that great? 739 00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:43,113 Now, you know, I've never read the Constitution. 740 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,515 This will be fun for all of us, won't it? 741 00:45:46,123 --> 00:45:48,523 And this is where we... 742 00:45:48,726 --> 00:45:52,093 ...encase all of our precious documents. 743 00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:54,363 And this is... 744 00:45:55,099 --> 00:45:57,192 ...the Constitution. 745 00:45:58,235 --> 00:45:59,600 Very old. 746 00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:03,334 And this is the Declaration of Independence. 747 00:46:03,607 --> 00:46:05,234 Can you read that? 748 00:46:07,311 --> 00:46:12,044 "We hold these truths to be self-evident... 749 00:46:12,249 --> 00:46:15,844 ...that all men are created equal... 750 00:46:16,053 --> 00:46:19,614 ...that they are endowed by their Creator... 751 00:46:19,824 --> 00:46:23,521 ...with certain inalienable rights... 752 00:46:23,727 --> 00:46:26,855 ...that among these are life, liberty... 753 00:46:27,064 --> 00:46:30,397 ...and the pursuit of happiness. 754 00:46:30,601 --> 00:46:32,466 That to secure these rights... 755 00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:36,265 ...governments are instituted among men... 756 00:46:36,474 --> 00:46:38,772 ...deriving their just powers... 757 00:46:38,976 --> 00:46:41,911 ...from the consent of the governed." 758 00:46:45,216 --> 00:46:47,241 Very interesting. 759 00:46:47,451 --> 00:46:49,476 We're real proud of that. 760 00:47:03,767 --> 00:47:04,927 What's the matter, you sick? 761 00:47:05,135 --> 00:47:07,865 No, they closed the bookstore to take inventory. 762 00:47:08,072 --> 00:47:09,767 That looks good. Can you make me one? 763 00:47:09,974 --> 00:47:11,407 Here. 764 00:47:11,609 --> 00:47:13,042 I thought you had a lunch. 765 00:47:13,244 --> 00:47:15,178 I did, but it was for a Tibetan guy. 766 00:47:15,379 --> 00:47:17,643 They served food I didn't recognize. 767 00:47:17,848 --> 00:47:19,782 The main course was still alive. 768 00:47:19,984 --> 00:47:20,973 Oh, Coke. 769 00:47:21,185 --> 00:47:22,379 See anyone famous? 770 00:47:22,586 --> 00:47:26,920 Well, I sat next to a senator who put his hand on my leg under the table. 771 00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:28,523 - Which one? - The right one. 772 00:47:28,726 --> 00:47:29,715 No, which senator? 773 00:47:29,927 --> 00:47:32,122 I don't know. You had to appreciate his energy. 774 00:47:32,329 --> 00:47:35,355 He ate with one hand, copped a feel with the other. 775 00:47:35,566 --> 00:47:39,093 Talking about fiscal irresponsibility all at the same time. 776 00:47:39,303 --> 00:47:41,931 You know what amazes me, is how these guys... 777 00:47:42,139 --> 00:47:43,868 ...have time to run the country... 778 00:47:44,074 --> 00:47:47,942 ...when they're so busy going to banquets and openings all the time. 779 00:47:48,145 --> 00:47:49,271 I don't know how they do it. 780 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,038 But are you having any fun? 781 00:47:51,248 --> 00:47:54,081 Oh, yeah, fun, God, I'm having a great time. 782 00:47:54,285 --> 00:47:56,480 I mean, it's really very interesting. 783 00:47:56,687 --> 00:47:59,850 I'm making a lot of mistakes, but they don't seem to mind. 784 00:48:00,057 --> 00:48:02,491 - Wonder why that is? - Maybe they just like you. 785 00:48:02,693 --> 00:48:03,682 Yeah, maybe. 786 00:48:08,232 --> 00:48:11,065 Donna? Donna! 787 00:48:11,669 --> 00:48:12,966 Hey, Donna! 788 00:48:13,170 --> 00:48:15,798 Could you beep your horn, please? Hey, Donna! 789 00:48:16,006 --> 00:48:20,409 God, Sunny! Oh, Sunny. 790 00:48:22,446 --> 00:48:24,573 Hi, sweetie! 791 00:48:25,983 --> 00:48:27,644 Sunny, what are you doing? 792 00:48:27,952 --> 00:48:30,546 A very special assignment. Can't you tell? 793 00:48:30,754 --> 00:48:33,484 They look awfully like dogs. 794 00:48:33,691 --> 00:48:37,752 Very important dogs, though. They belong to some Bulgarian big shot. 795 00:48:37,962 --> 00:48:38,951 Come on, guys, sit down. 796 00:48:39,163 --> 00:48:40,152 Stay! Sheba! 797 00:48:41,732 --> 00:48:43,222 Come on, stay. 798 00:48:43,434 --> 00:48:45,163 Stay, baby, stay. 799 00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:48,930 - Hi. - Oh, Sunny. 800 00:48:49,273 --> 00:48:51,571 God, we really miss you, Sunny. 801 00:48:51,775 --> 00:48:54,437 - God, I miss you guys too. - You do? 802 00:48:54,645 --> 00:48:56,340 Everybody's so jealous of you. 803 00:48:56,547 --> 00:48:59,846 All those big parties and famous people... 804 00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:03,611 ...and events that shape our life, and shit like that. 805 00:49:05,089 --> 00:49:06,716 Oh, I gotta go. Darn it. 806 00:49:06,924 --> 00:49:08,448 Give my love to Lou, will you? 807 00:49:08,659 --> 00:49:10,957 I think he's gonna have to close the club. 808 00:49:11,929 --> 00:49:12,953 Are you kidding? 809 00:49:13,697 --> 00:49:16,894 He's losing money. We're all out looking for other jobs. 810 00:49:17,101 --> 00:49:18,762 Oh, that's terrible. 811 00:49:18,969 --> 00:49:20,436 Is there anything I can do? 812 00:49:21,071 --> 00:49:23,699 To tell you the truth, I think Lou was hoping... 813 00:49:23,907 --> 00:49:25,636 ...with your new connections... 814 00:49:25,843 --> 00:49:28,710 ...you might be able to do something to help him out. 815 00:49:28,912 --> 00:49:31,346 Why don't you get in, and we'll talk about it. 816 00:49:31,548 --> 00:49:33,038 No, it's okay, I'm gonna walk. 817 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,239 Come on. 818 00:49:34,451 --> 00:49:36,919 Sunny, I'm not really crazy about dogs. 819 00:49:37,121 --> 00:49:38,816 I know you're not crazy about dogs... 820 00:49:45,462 --> 00:49:46,588 Wait a minute! 821 00:49:48,999 --> 00:49:51,797 Wait! Sheba! 822 00:50:00,844 --> 00:50:02,368 Where is our dear Sunny? 823 00:50:02,579 --> 00:50:03,568 In the bathroom. 824 00:50:03,781 --> 00:50:06,579 I see. And Mr. Ransome? 825 00:50:06,784 --> 00:50:08,752 In the bathroom. 826 00:50:14,058 --> 00:50:16,754 - Better? - Oh, yeah. 827 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:21,420 Now, what you should do is take a very long, very hot shower. 828 00:50:21,632 --> 00:50:23,998 - When? - Soon as possible. 829 00:50:24,201 --> 00:50:25,293 Where? 830 00:50:25,502 --> 00:50:28,528 - Hey, don't give me a hard time. - Okay. 831 00:50:30,674 --> 00:50:31,800 Listen, do you do necks? 832 00:50:40,184 --> 00:50:42,118 Did you do this to your wife? 833 00:50:42,319 --> 00:50:44,378 None of your business. 834 00:50:44,588 --> 00:50:46,579 God, you've got great fingers. 835 00:50:47,224 --> 00:50:48,213 Not so loud. 836 00:50:48,425 --> 00:50:49,687 Yikes. 837 00:50:49,893 --> 00:50:51,554 I feel like I'm in high school. 838 00:50:51,762 --> 00:50:54,595 - Did you lock the door? - No. 839 00:50:56,633 --> 00:50:58,533 Listen, will you tell me something? 840 00:50:58,736 --> 00:50:59,862 What? 841 00:51:00,137 --> 00:51:02,367 Why did they give me this job? 842 00:51:03,507 --> 00:51:06,237 Because you did something extraordinary. 843 00:51:06,443 --> 00:51:07,774 And? 844 00:51:09,179 --> 00:51:11,647 And they wanted to reward you. 845 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:13,910 And? 846 00:51:14,518 --> 00:51:18,318 And it's good publicity for them. 847 00:51:20,224 --> 00:51:21,782 Nothing else? 848 00:51:22,459 --> 00:51:23,790 Like what? 849 00:51:25,329 --> 00:51:27,024 I feel like... 850 00:51:27,698 --> 00:51:30,929 ...I don't know, like they're testing me for something. 851 00:51:31,135 --> 00:51:34,764 If you behave yourself, I'll give you a real massage someday. 852 00:51:34,972 --> 00:51:37,497 Meanwhile, you ought to find a good chiropractor. 853 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:41,075 And I think you just changed the subject on me. 854 00:51:41,278 --> 00:51:45,374 Sunny, I can't give you advice about your life, I hardly know you. 855 00:51:45,582 --> 00:51:47,482 So get to know me. 856 00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:51,212 Do you always say what you think? 857 00:51:51,421 --> 00:51:53,252 It's no big deal. I just never understood... 858 00:51:53,457 --> 00:51:56,426 ...why some people don't say what they think. 859 00:51:56,627 --> 00:51:58,788 Don't you say what you think? 860 00:52:00,297 --> 00:52:03,198 - Not always, no. - Too bad. 861 00:52:05,135 --> 00:52:08,400 You know what I read? The Declaration of Independence. 862 00:52:08,605 --> 00:52:11,574 The real one, the original. The one in the Archives. 863 00:52:11,775 --> 00:52:14,801 Boy, those guys knew how to say what they thought. 864 00:52:15,012 --> 00:52:18,038 Talk about simple. All that stuff about happiness. 865 00:52:18,248 --> 00:52:21,217 What government talks about happiness anymore? 866 00:52:21,752 --> 00:52:23,185 Sunny, are you in there? 867 00:52:23,387 --> 00:52:24,376 Yes, ma'am. 868 00:52:25,589 --> 00:52:27,056 We were concerned. 869 00:52:27,424 --> 00:52:30,882 Well, Mr. Ransome was just giving me an adjustment. 870 00:52:31,094 --> 00:52:33,358 We're about to leave. 871 00:52:34,164 --> 00:52:37,998 And we were talking about the Declaration of Independence. 872 00:52:41,939 --> 00:52:43,338 You did lock it. 873 00:52:43,774 --> 00:52:44,763 What, dear? 874 00:52:47,110 --> 00:52:50,307 I can't hear you, dear. What did you say? 875 00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,296 Are you coming, dear? 876 00:53:12,369 --> 00:53:15,099 Sunny, dear, are you coming? 877 00:53:16,006 --> 00:53:17,405 Not quite, ma'am. 878 00:53:38,762 --> 00:53:41,356 He's here on an unofficial visit. 879 00:53:41,565 --> 00:53:42,998 Unofficial. 880 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,667 Officially. 881 00:53:44,868 --> 00:53:47,200 You mean officially he's here unofficially. 882 00:53:47,404 --> 00:53:48,894 Yes, that's exactly right. 883 00:53:49,106 --> 00:53:53,736 It's not a state visit, not even a ceremonial visit. It's private. 884 00:53:53,944 --> 00:53:56,538 The emir wants privacy. 885 00:53:56,747 --> 00:53:58,305 And now, Sunny... 886 00:53:58,849 --> 00:54:01,579 ...we want to take you into our confidence. 887 00:54:02,252 --> 00:54:05,653 And I know that we can trust you. Am I right? 888 00:54:05,856 --> 00:54:09,053 Mr. Hilley, my lips are sealed. 889 00:54:09,393 --> 00:54:10,917 Good, because what I have to... 890 00:54:11,128 --> 00:54:14,427 They could slap me around, keep me awake for days at a time. 891 00:54:14,631 --> 00:54:17,156 They could hang me upside down and throw stuff. 892 00:54:17,367 --> 00:54:18,356 Yes, yes, I see. 893 00:54:18,568 --> 00:54:20,627 Keep me in a cell without food or water. 894 00:54:20,837 --> 00:54:21,826 You're a brave girl. 895 00:54:22,205 --> 00:54:26,767 But they couldn't do electricity or snakes because I don't think l... 896 00:54:27,678 --> 00:54:28,667 Yes, sir? 897 00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:34,178 We... 898 00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:37,284 ...our government... 899 00:54:37,487 --> 00:54:39,751 ...the United States of America... 900 00:54:41,425 --> 00:54:44,223 ...are attempting to negotiate a complex... 901 00:54:44,428 --> 00:54:47,625 ...and highly important agreement... 902 00:54:47,831 --> 00:54:50,527 ...with the emir that will allow us... 903 00:54:51,034 --> 00:54:54,526 ...to build a military base in his country. 904 00:54:55,839 --> 00:55:00,037 - Right. - The mission of your department... 905 00:55:00,844 --> 00:55:04,746 ...is to see that the emir, while he is in our country... 906 00:55:04,948 --> 00:55:06,438 ...has a good time. 907 00:55:06,783 --> 00:55:11,413 Well, officially a good time or unofficially? 908 00:55:11,621 --> 00:55:13,248 Unofficially, of course. 909 00:55:14,257 --> 00:55:15,554 Got it. 910 00:55:16,293 --> 00:55:19,558 A very good time. 911 00:55:28,472 --> 00:55:31,100 Come on, Lou, answer the phone. 912 00:55:32,309 --> 00:55:35,210 Lou, it's Sunny. Listen, I got a great idea. 913 00:56:04,241 --> 00:56:06,141 Your Majesty. 914 00:56:18,288 --> 00:56:19,778 Sunny. 915 00:56:51,354 --> 00:56:53,015 Do you know what that is? 916 00:56:53,390 --> 00:56:56,257 - That is your Supreme Court, right? - Right. 917 00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:57,859 Where laws are interpreted. 918 00:56:58,061 --> 00:57:00,859 That's right. You have that setup where you live? 919 00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:05,057 Not exactly. Our laws are handed down by Allah, by God. 920 00:57:05,268 --> 00:57:07,327 - To who? - To me. 921 00:57:07,537 --> 00:57:08,868 Oh. 922 00:57:18,615 --> 00:57:20,606 Hey, what's going on? 923 00:57:20,817 --> 00:57:22,478 Supposedly a party for big shots. 924 00:57:22,686 --> 00:57:25,917 I got a call from Protocol, talked about a social event. 925 00:57:26,123 --> 00:57:27,147 I got the same call. 926 00:57:27,357 --> 00:57:29,018 Said something about lots of VIPs... 927 00:57:29,226 --> 00:57:31,956 ...and something like "Guaranteed very good time." 928 00:57:32,162 --> 00:57:34,062 Here in this dive? 929 00:57:34,564 --> 00:57:37,863 Hey, didn't Sunny Davis used to work in this joint? 930 00:57:38,502 --> 00:57:40,868 - The Sheik of Arabic. - Who the hell is that? 931 00:57:43,707 --> 00:57:44,696 Thank you. 932 00:57:44,908 --> 00:57:47,900 - Hey, isn't that Sunny Davis? - Your Highness. 933 00:57:48,111 --> 00:57:49,578 I'd like you to meet Lou Fox. 934 00:57:49,779 --> 00:57:52,543 Hey, that's a hell of an honor, Your Majesty. 935 00:57:52,749 --> 00:57:54,808 That's all I got to say, an honor. 936 00:57:55,018 --> 00:57:56,246 Thank you very much. 937 00:57:56,453 --> 00:57:58,512 - Let's go. - Let's go. 938 00:57:59,389 --> 00:58:01,755 - Here we go. - Over here, Sunny, please. 939 00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:04,392 You mind crouching down a little, Your Honor... 940 00:58:04,594 --> 00:58:06,357 ...so we get the sign in the picture? 941 00:58:06,563 --> 00:58:09,589 Here he comes! Girls, showtime! Showtime, places! 942 00:58:11,701 --> 00:58:13,293 George, you salute. 943 00:58:13,503 --> 00:58:16,097 Girls, flags over your heart. 944 00:58:19,176 --> 00:58:22,737 I want you to think of this as your oasis away from your oasis. 945 00:58:22,946 --> 00:58:24,470 Your Majesty and you fellas... 946 00:58:24,681 --> 00:58:28,447 ...you'll find we pour some of the most generous drinks in town. 947 00:58:28,652 --> 00:58:30,347 - This way, Your Majesty. - Okay. 948 00:58:30,554 --> 00:58:34,183 Hey, by the way, tonight's dinner special is Virginia ham... 949 00:58:34,391 --> 00:58:35,983 ...with a choice of vegetables. 950 00:58:36,193 --> 00:58:38,457 - Hey, Lou? - What, Sun, what? 951 00:58:38,662 --> 00:58:40,129 Who are those guys? 952 00:58:44,501 --> 00:58:45,900 It's a little birthday party. 953 00:58:46,102 --> 00:58:49,162 They want me to make them a cake made out of raw fish. 954 00:58:49,539 --> 00:58:50,904 Well, happy birthday! 955 00:58:53,910 --> 00:58:55,434 Happy birthday. 956 00:58:55,645 --> 00:58:57,272 Oh, hi, honey! 957 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,345 What's going on in there? 958 00:58:59,549 --> 00:59:00,538 What's this? 959 00:59:01,484 --> 00:59:03,384 Hey, let's get this. 960 00:59:03,587 --> 00:59:05,919 Hey, guys. Guys, get on this! 961 00:59:06,122 --> 00:59:08,147 Ralph, get your camera. 962 00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:11,561 Ladies, are you friends of Sunny's? 963 00:59:11,761 --> 00:59:12,989 We're in public relations. 964 00:59:19,035 --> 00:59:22,971 We're all out of camel's milk, but this is yogurt and 7UP. 965 00:59:28,979 --> 00:59:30,776 Gloria! 966 00:59:31,715 --> 00:59:33,342 Oh, excuse me. 967 00:59:33,550 --> 00:59:34,983 Place looks fabulous! 968 00:59:38,288 --> 00:59:41,155 Hi, honey! Oh, God, I'm so glad you could come. 969 00:59:41,358 --> 00:59:43,849 Are you kidding? What does "jackpot" mean to you? 970 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:45,994 You see that little guy over there? 971 00:59:46,696 --> 00:59:49,392 Go really easy on him because he's a wise man. 972 00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:51,362 You know, like a swami or a guru. 973 00:59:51,568 --> 00:59:53,126 You know what I'm saying? Okay. 974 00:59:53,336 --> 00:59:55,531 Hey, isn't that the Nawaf? 975 00:59:55,739 --> 00:59:57,707 Nawaf! 976 00:59:58,275 --> 01:00:00,835 Bobbie! Charmaine! 977 01:00:18,161 --> 01:00:19,321 Yeah. 978 01:00:20,897 --> 01:00:22,091 What? 979 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,497 Where? 980 01:00:25,268 --> 01:00:26,496 What do you...? 981 01:00:26,903 --> 01:00:28,234 Press?! 982 01:00:35,879 --> 01:00:37,369 Make a wish. 983 01:00:45,722 --> 01:00:47,417 - Hello. - Hi. 984 01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,349 This is a swell place, isn't it? 985 01:00:49,559 --> 01:00:50,924 Yes, it is. Swell. 986 01:00:51,461 --> 01:00:52,450 I used to work here. 987 01:00:52,662 --> 01:00:53,959 I know that. 988 01:00:54,164 --> 01:00:55,961 See that girl over there? There. 989 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:58,566 See that girl dressed like kind of a chicken? 990 01:00:59,402 --> 01:01:01,302 An emu, I would imagine. 991 01:01:01,504 --> 01:01:03,062 What about her? 992 01:01:03,673 --> 01:01:07,336 I used to have to wear that costume a lot when I worked here. 993 01:01:07,544 --> 01:01:09,705 It's pretty silly, isn't it? 994 01:01:10,647 --> 01:01:12,114 You must have looked beautiful. 995 01:01:12,449 --> 01:01:14,417 More males! 996 01:01:14,884 --> 01:01:15,873 Ben! 997 01:01:21,324 --> 01:01:23,087 - Oh, thanks. - Look at you. 998 01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:24,817 Oh, thanks for coming. 999 01:01:25,028 --> 01:01:26,791 I want you to come see the emir. 1000 01:01:26,996 --> 01:01:29,226 - He's here! - Just what we need, more men. 1001 01:01:29,432 --> 01:01:34,062 Your Majesty, I'd like to introduce you to Ben Granger and Jerry Jerome. 1002 01:01:34,337 --> 01:01:36,430 These are the guys that I live with. 1003 01:01:36,639 --> 01:01:40,370 And this is His... 1004 01:01:40,643 --> 01:01:43,976 ...Highness. - El Emir Khala�ad bin Abdul Majid. 1005 01:01:48,351 --> 01:01:52,913 Just a short while ago, the emir and his entourage escorted Sunny Davis... 1006 01:01:53,123 --> 01:01:55,455 ...inside the Safari Club you see behind me. 1007 01:01:55,658 --> 01:01:57,353 They came in those limos. 1008 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,495 By the way, the guests continue to arrive. 1009 01:02:00,697 --> 01:02:04,133 The kind of guests you wouldn't necessarily associate... 1010 01:02:15,545 --> 01:02:17,103 All right, Sue! 1011 01:02:17,313 --> 01:02:19,008 Yeah, but I would. 1012 01:02:24,454 --> 01:02:26,649 I think your guests are having a good time. 1013 01:02:26,856 --> 01:02:28,221 Oh, yes. 1014 01:02:34,130 --> 01:02:36,496 - Hey. - Jimmy? 1015 01:02:39,135 --> 01:02:40,762 It's Jimmy! 1016 01:02:48,812 --> 01:02:50,905 Hey, great to see you, not tonight. 1017 01:02:51,114 --> 01:02:53,082 I got a private party over there. 1018 01:02:53,283 --> 01:02:54,910 Hey, Jimmy! 1019 01:02:56,986 --> 01:02:58,351 - Hi, honey! - Come on! 1020 01:02:58,555 --> 01:03:00,716 Come on, I want you to meet somebody. 1021 01:03:01,691 --> 01:03:03,682 Oh, banzai. 1022 01:03:03,893 --> 01:03:07,056 Hi, how are you? Hi, guys! 1023 01:03:07,263 --> 01:03:09,891 - Listen, have you ever met an emir? - No. 1024 01:03:10,099 --> 01:03:12,124 - Have you ever met a biker? - No. 1025 01:03:12,335 --> 01:03:15,395 Khala�ad, this is Jimmy, Jimmy, this is Khala�ad. 1026 01:03:15,605 --> 01:03:18,039 - How do you do? - How you doing, man? 1027 01:03:18,241 --> 01:03:19,833 Yes. 1028 01:03:20,043 --> 01:03:21,340 What? 1029 01:03:21,544 --> 01:03:22,943 I'm on my way. 1030 01:03:40,330 --> 01:03:41,729 Hi. 1031 01:03:44,767 --> 01:03:47,065 Was it difficult for you to leave all this? 1032 01:03:47,270 --> 01:03:49,261 This? Oh, no. 1033 01:03:49,472 --> 01:03:51,497 I mean, I've made a lot of good friends... 1034 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:53,232 ...and we've had good times. 1035 01:03:53,443 --> 01:03:55,468 But, you know, a person has to move on. 1036 01:03:55,678 --> 01:03:57,543 Sunny, you could be the mother of kings. 1037 01:03:57,747 --> 01:04:02,275 Oh, sure, Queen Sunny, the ex-cocktail waitress. 1038 01:04:03,219 --> 01:04:06,052 I'm just lucky I get to meet people like you. 1039 01:04:06,256 --> 01:04:07,746 Just because of that accident. 1040 01:04:07,957 --> 01:04:09,857 - There are no accidents. - Oh, sure. 1041 01:04:10,059 --> 01:04:12,459 There is only destiny and character. 1042 01:04:12,662 --> 01:04:15,790 Destiny brought you together with me and a man with a gun. 1043 01:04:15,999 --> 01:04:19,093 Your character brought you the rest of the way. 1044 01:04:19,302 --> 01:04:21,429 - No, I don't think so. - Sunny, you and I... 1045 01:04:21,638 --> 01:04:24,129 ...are more than an ex-waitress and emir. 1046 01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,739 We're also a man and a woman. 1047 01:04:25,942 --> 01:04:27,239 Yeah, I can see that. 1048 01:04:27,443 --> 01:04:29,502 You understand what I'm saying? 1049 01:04:29,946 --> 01:04:32,107 Yeah, you want to date me. 1050 01:04:32,315 --> 01:04:34,442 Emirs do not date. 1051 01:04:40,623 --> 01:04:42,454 Mr. Hilley, Mr. Hilley! 1052 01:04:42,659 --> 01:04:45,492 Mr. Hassler, what is the White House...? 1053 01:04:46,763 --> 01:04:48,663 - Is there a party going on? - Not now. 1054 01:04:55,204 --> 01:04:57,104 - Hey. - What can I get for you? 1055 01:04:57,307 --> 01:04:59,275 I like that coat. 1056 01:04:59,676 --> 01:05:00,665 He likes my coat! 1057 01:05:00,877 --> 01:05:02,708 - Give it to him. - All right! 1058 01:05:04,547 --> 01:05:07,380 You got it, now give me your coat. 1059 01:05:07,584 --> 01:05:11,384 Okay, now remember, it's B-Y-O-L, bring your own leather. 1060 01:05:21,898 --> 01:05:24,162 - "Beat me, whip me..." - What do you think of that? 1061 01:05:24,367 --> 01:05:27,359 You like that? You got it! 1062 01:05:27,570 --> 01:05:30,539 What about Sunny Davis, Mr. Hassler? 1063 01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:32,537 Why is Mr. Ransome here? 1064 01:05:32,742 --> 01:05:34,369 I want an explanation. 1065 01:05:34,577 --> 01:05:35,942 - I'm sure it's okay. - Right. 1066 01:05:36,145 --> 01:05:37,339 What are they doing in there? 1067 01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:39,708 - Having a good time, I guess. - What? 1068 01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:42,384 - Having a good time?! - Yes. 1069 01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,067 Jesus Christ! 1070 01:06:36,739 --> 01:06:38,104 What the hell is this place? 1071 01:06:38,307 --> 01:06:41,242 Must be one of those gay-Arab-biker sushi bars. 1072 01:06:50,053 --> 01:06:52,112 Oh, God, that's disgusting. 1073 01:06:55,224 --> 01:06:56,885 Party! 1074 01:07:08,638 --> 01:07:10,162 Sunny. 1075 01:07:10,373 --> 01:07:14,241 What in God's name are you doing in this tide of human swill? 1076 01:07:15,144 --> 01:07:16,133 Why, you... 1077 01:07:19,782 --> 01:07:22,683 - Wait, wait, what's swill? - You're under arrest. 1078 01:08:20,009 --> 01:08:21,476 Listen, listen, hey! 1079 01:08:21,677 --> 01:08:25,841 I know we can work this out just the way the diplomats do. 1080 01:08:33,489 --> 01:08:36,219 WXED Action Line. 1081 01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:40,088 Tonight's WXED hot story. 1082 01:08:40,296 --> 01:08:42,526 Tonight's hot story is hotter than usual. 1083 01:08:42,732 --> 01:08:45,860 Dozens of dignitaries have been arrested at Club Safari. 1084 01:08:46,068 --> 01:08:49,333 Among them, the almost assassinated Emir of Ohtar... 1085 01:08:49,539 --> 01:08:53,908 ... and Protocol Sunny Davis, a former waitress at this hot spot, plus... 1086 01:08:54,110 --> 01:08:56,442 ... high-ranking administration members who... 1087 01:08:56,646 --> 01:08:59,080 ... had stopped by the club to use the phone. 1088 01:08:59,282 --> 01:09:00,943 More details as they happen. 1089 01:09:01,150 --> 01:09:04,415 This is Cheryl Greenberg, your Action Line... 1090 01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:22,531 Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 1091 01:09:22,738 --> 01:09:24,933 - Michael, take them. - Yes, of course. 1092 01:09:25,575 --> 01:09:27,406 Sunny, Sunny Davis. 1093 01:09:29,345 --> 01:09:33,247 Sunny, thank you, it was an unforgettable evening. 1094 01:09:34,650 --> 01:09:38,245 - We won't keep you much longer, dear. - I'm really sorry. 1095 01:09:38,454 --> 01:09:42,049 You'll have my resignation after I look up how they're written. 1096 01:09:42,258 --> 01:09:46,024 We have no intention of asking for your resignation. 1097 01:09:46,229 --> 01:09:48,129 - You don't? - Certainly not. 1098 01:09:48,331 --> 01:09:52,358 There will be tactical problems in dealing with tonight's situation. 1099 01:09:52,568 --> 01:09:54,433 Let's go into my office. 1100 01:09:54,971 --> 01:09:57,735 Well, I think I'll write a letter to the emir. 1101 01:09:57,940 --> 01:09:58,998 Listen to me. 1102 01:09:59,909 --> 01:10:03,936 We will take care of this matter. You will not be a part of it. 1103 01:10:04,146 --> 01:10:05,807 I won't? 1104 01:10:06,015 --> 01:10:10,645 In a few hours, the emir will fly back to his country. 1105 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,580 - We want you to go with him. - You're kidding! 1106 01:10:14,790 --> 01:10:19,693 You are right now our principal social contact with the emir. 1107 01:10:19,896 --> 01:10:22,956 Our relations with him up until now have been ambivalent. 1108 01:10:24,834 --> 01:10:26,267 You can change that. 1109 01:10:26,469 --> 01:10:29,836 Gee, I don't know, I've never been outside the U.S. 1110 01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,802 - Do you really think l...? - Sunny... 1111 01:10:32,008 --> 01:10:37,105 ...this is a chance for you to perform a vital service for your country. 1112 01:10:37,313 --> 01:10:41,181 Does this have anything to do with that strategic military thing... 1113 01:10:41,384 --> 01:10:46,048 ...Mr. Hilley talked about yesterday? - Absolutely not. 1114 01:10:46,255 --> 01:10:50,988 This has to do with simple trust. Trust between us. 1115 01:10:51,827 --> 01:10:53,886 Trust between you and the emir. 1116 01:10:55,398 --> 01:10:56,956 You'll be treated like royalty. 1117 01:10:57,166 --> 01:10:58,656 You'll stay in a lovely palace. 1118 01:10:58,868 --> 01:11:02,599 It will be like living in a beautiful dream. 1119 01:11:02,805 --> 01:11:06,206 Beautiful, beautiful dream. 1120 01:11:31,133 --> 01:11:32,657 Thank you. 1121 01:11:33,836 --> 01:11:37,863 Dear Michael, I don't know when I'll be able to send this letter... 1122 01:11:38,074 --> 01:11:41,601 ... I wanted you to know how grateful I am for helping me out. 1123 01:11:42,778 --> 01:11:46,043 I know you're going to be proud of the job I'm doing. 1124 01:11:46,248 --> 01:11:48,148 The people here are friendly... 1125 01:11:48,351 --> 01:11:51,184 ... and they greeted me like I'm a real princess. 1126 01:11:51,387 --> 01:11:54,652 I can honestly say I'm on a sort of intimate footing... 1127 01:11:54,857 --> 01:11:56,688 ... with some of them already... 1128 01:11:56,892 --> 01:12:00,555 ... although I can't understand what any of them are talking about. 1129 01:12:00,763 --> 01:12:03,129 I haven't been outside the palace yet... 1130 01:12:03,332 --> 01:12:06,062 ... but as soon as possible, I plan to contact... 1131 01:12:06,268 --> 01:12:09,795 ... the American ambassador for any special instructions. 1132 01:12:10,006 --> 01:12:11,633 I think there's a feast tonight... 1133 01:12:11,841 --> 01:12:15,902 ... and tomorrow we're supposed to go on a camel ride in the desert. 1134 01:12:16,379 --> 01:12:18,609 If there's a diplomatic pouch coming here... 1135 01:12:18,814 --> 01:12:22,272 ... I wouldn't mind if you included a tuna salad sandwich... 1136 01:12:22,485 --> 01:12:25,249 ... and some lip gloss. 1137 01:12:25,554 --> 01:12:28,853 A poem for Sunny. 1138 01:12:31,093 --> 01:12:32,924 "Ah, Sunny! 1139 01:12:33,129 --> 01:12:37,225 Golden hair like the desert sun 1140 01:12:37,433 --> 01:12:40,732 Eyes the color of the summer sky 1141 01:12:40,936 --> 01:12:44,633 Breasts riper than The ripest pomegranates 1142 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:50,107 And loins like the royal storehouse Bursting with the seed of kings. 1143 01:12:50,312 --> 01:12:52,803 Loins that boil..." 1144 01:12:56,118 --> 01:12:59,781 I'm happy to announce that a high-ranking delegation... 1145 01:12:59,989 --> 01:13:03,425 ... will travel to Ohtar to sign an agreement with the emir... 1146 01:13:03,626 --> 01:13:04,923 ... for a military base. 1147 01:13:05,161 --> 01:13:07,186 Hi, we're back with TV Truth. 1148 01:13:07,396 --> 01:13:10,456 Wendy, would you analyze the tape for our audience? 1149 01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:13,601 Hassler starts by announcing that they cut the deal. 1150 01:13:13,803 --> 01:13:14,861 So we got our base. 1151 01:13:15,071 --> 01:13:17,164 Yes, but I want your audience to see this. 1152 01:13:17,373 --> 01:13:19,864 He's announcing that a contingent of... 1153 01:13:20,076 --> 01:13:22,010 That's not so unusual. Here it is. 1154 01:13:22,211 --> 01:13:24,338 We'll get them to stay for the wedding. 1155 01:13:24,547 --> 01:13:26,515 - Was that a slip? - That is some slip. 1156 01:13:26,715 --> 01:13:28,273 He had no intention of mentioning that. 1157 01:13:28,484 --> 01:13:30,782 No, he didn't. He's such a jerk. 1158 01:13:30,986 --> 01:13:32,112 What wedding? 1159 01:13:34,757 --> 01:13:38,488 Dear Mrs. St. John: They keep me busy here, and I'm experiencing... 1160 01:13:38,694 --> 01:13:40,821 ... all sorts of new, exotic fragrances. 1161 01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:44,522 Tomorrow, I hope to see how the ordinary people live. 1162 01:13:44,733 --> 01:13:49,329 Please give my best to Mr. Crowe. Sincerely, Sunny Davis. 1163 01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:41,015 Cover your hair! 1164 01:14:46,729 --> 01:14:48,060 She's marrying the emir. 1165 01:14:49,865 --> 01:14:51,560 He's in everything, on TV... 1166 01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:54,702 ... and in People, and he's so cute, and... 1167 01:14:54,904 --> 01:14:57,464 God, I wish I was her. 1168 01:14:57,673 --> 01:15:00,437 She's embarrassed the country, are you kidding? 1169 01:15:00,643 --> 01:15:02,838 Embarrassed the country, marrying that guy. 1170 01:15:03,045 --> 01:15:05,479 It's just a thing for the money, right? 1171 01:15:05,681 --> 01:15:08,241 I think Sunny Davis represents the kind of... 1172 01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:10,543 ... American woman we can all be proud of. 1173 01:15:10,753 --> 01:15:13,745 She's real, she's honest... 1174 01:15:13,956 --> 01:15:16,049 ... and she isn't taking crap from anybody. 1175 01:15:16,392 --> 01:15:17,791 Okay, gentlemen. 1176 01:15:17,993 --> 01:15:21,622 Here's a list I've made up of some places I'd like to visit. 1177 01:15:21,830 --> 01:15:25,197 One of them is a hospital, a daycare center... 1178 01:15:25,401 --> 01:15:31,101 ...maybe a farm, an irrigation project, something like that. 1179 01:15:31,307 --> 01:15:34,743 And also, I'd like to see... 1180 01:15:34,944 --> 01:15:39,506 ...that military base we're building. Where is it? 1181 01:16:01,503 --> 01:16:03,130 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1182 01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:25,950 I've been set up, haven't I? 1183 01:16:30,099 --> 01:16:32,033 Shall we go back? 1184 01:16:59,728 --> 01:17:00,820 I want to talk to you! 1185 01:17:01,030 --> 01:17:02,520 Why are you dressed like that? 1186 01:17:02,731 --> 01:17:05,427 Because I'm an American, that's why. 1187 01:17:15,577 --> 01:17:18,512 What were you gonna do, make me part of your harem? 1188 01:17:18,714 --> 01:17:21,205 I don't have a harem, I have some wives. 1189 01:17:21,417 --> 01:17:24,580 Wives? You got "some" wives? 1190 01:17:25,954 --> 01:17:27,512 Help me! 1191 01:17:31,627 --> 01:17:34,357 Some wives? You must have billboards all over town. 1192 01:17:34,563 --> 01:17:35,552 Quickly, this way. 1193 01:17:35,764 --> 01:17:38,130 They've not been able to give me sons. 1194 01:17:38,334 --> 01:17:39,426 I must have sons. 1195 01:17:39,635 --> 01:17:41,569 This is the 20th century! 1196 01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:43,931 Don't you know anything about chromosomes? 1197 01:17:44,139 --> 01:17:46,505 When my country finds out what you tried to do... 1198 01:17:46,709 --> 01:17:47,733 When they find out? 1199 01:17:47,943 --> 01:17:49,342 Get down! 1200 01:17:51,447 --> 01:17:53,574 Why do you think you were sent here? 1201 01:17:53,782 --> 01:17:57,513 I don't believe you. Americans don't do things like that. 1202 01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,280 Do we? 1203 01:18:09,798 --> 01:18:11,629 Hurry, that way! 1204 01:18:14,737 --> 01:18:16,204 - Are you all right? - Move. 1205 01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:20,936 You know how to fly one of these? 1206 01:18:21,143 --> 01:18:23,008 I'm the chief of the air force. 1207 01:18:23,212 --> 01:18:25,339 That's not what I asked. 1208 01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:38,658 Revolution in Ohtar sparked by the imminent wedding... 1209 01:18:38,861 --> 01:18:42,592 ... of the Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid to American Sunny Davis. 1210 01:18:42,798 --> 01:18:45,096 Rebel forces overthrew their government. 1211 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:49,236 The emir and Miss Davis have escaped, and are en route to the U.S. 1212 01:18:49,438 --> 01:18:52,566 The sudden coup d'�tat came as a shock to observers. 1213 01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:54,264 This news just in. 1214 01:18:54,476 --> 01:18:56,603 According to sources in the State Department... 1215 01:18:56,812 --> 01:19:00,043 ... Sunny Davis had no knowledge of the wedding plans... 1216 01:19:00,249 --> 01:19:03,116 ... arranged by our government without her consent... 1217 01:19:03,318 --> 01:19:06,719 ... in exchange for a military base in his country. 1218 01:19:06,922 --> 01:19:09,857 We'll have more for you in just a few minutes from now. 1219 01:19:10,192 --> 01:19:11,989 This is Inside Story. 1220 01:19:13,395 --> 01:19:14,953 Tonight's inside story: 1221 01:19:15,164 --> 01:19:19,032 Sunny Davis, heroine or hustler? 1222 01:19:19,535 --> 01:19:23,027 She was queen for a day, and she claims she didn't know it. 1223 01:19:23,238 --> 01:19:26,935 Her presence started a war that may affect the world's economy. 1224 01:19:27,142 --> 01:19:29,770 Rescued from sure death and probable torture... 1225 01:19:29,978 --> 01:19:34,074 ... she learned she was traded for the balance of power in the Middle East. 1226 01:19:35,484 --> 01:19:37,349 Or did she know it? 1227 01:19:38,187 --> 01:19:41,350 Absolutely not. We goofed. She didn't know a thing. 1228 01:19:43,525 --> 01:19:45,186 We traded her for the base. 1229 01:19:45,394 --> 01:19:47,794 We duped her, now we ought to pay for it. 1230 01:19:47,996 --> 01:19:50,464 Where is Ohtar? And why should we care? 1231 01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:53,999 This emirate might pull down an American administration... 1232 01:19:54,203 --> 01:19:59,004 ... and send it into a scandal that could only be called "Sunnygate." 1233 01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:03,668 Sex, politics. Politics, sex. Sunnygate. 1234 01:20:03,879 --> 01:20:06,074 Did she, or didn't she? 1235 01:20:06,281 --> 01:20:10,843 And if she did, did she do it for her country? Stay tuned. 1236 01:20:11,053 --> 01:20:12,782 - Senator Norris. - Senator Norris! 1237 01:20:12,988 --> 01:20:16,287 Was Sunny traded for a military base? People want the facts. 1238 01:20:16,492 --> 01:20:19,518 Yeah, I know, I got about 30,000 telegrams and letters... 1239 01:20:19,728 --> 01:20:21,889 ...phone calls, all asking the same question. 1240 01:20:22,097 --> 01:20:23,962 The answer is, we just don't know. 1241 01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:28,728 I'll tell you, it's gonna be one hell of an investigation, I promise. 1242 01:20:28,937 --> 01:20:32,930 Public pressure on the administration continues in the Sunnygate affair. 1243 01:20:33,141 --> 01:20:34,870 Senator Norris announced hearings... 1244 01:20:35,077 --> 01:20:37,204 ... to discover the truth in the allegations... 1245 01:20:37,412 --> 01:20:38,436 Yes, sir. 1246 01:20:41,316 --> 01:20:43,409 Yes, sir, we're watching it now. 1247 01:20:43,619 --> 01:20:45,587 What did she know about the connection... 1248 01:20:45,787 --> 01:20:48,278 ... between that base and her engagement? 1249 01:20:48,490 --> 01:20:51,584 And when did she know about it? Marla Gilbert, WFDD. 1250 01:20:51,894 --> 01:20:52,883 You lied to me. 1251 01:20:53,095 --> 01:20:55,689 What we did was for the good of the country. 1252 01:20:55,898 --> 01:20:56,887 You lied to me. 1253 01:20:57,099 --> 01:20:59,761 What she's saying is that certain decisions... 1254 01:20:59,968 --> 01:21:02,937 ...on sensitive issues have to be made discreetly. 1255 01:21:03,138 --> 01:21:05,129 After all, the welfare of the people... 1256 01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:07,740 Wait a minute, I'm one of the people, aren't I? 1257 01:21:07,943 --> 01:21:10,275 The important thing is that we pull together... 1258 01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:12,504 ...so when that committee starts the hearing... 1259 01:21:12,714 --> 01:21:15,615 You want to tell me what you think I should say, right? 1260 01:21:15,817 --> 01:21:17,717 Only if you're comfortable with that. 1261 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,820 Well, I don't know what I'm gonna say. 1262 01:21:20,022 --> 01:21:23,458 Tell you this. I can't wait to find out. 1263 01:21:23,659 --> 01:21:26,150 Sunny, we're all in this together. 1264 01:21:26,361 --> 01:21:29,455 We, you and I, represent the president, and I'm sure... 1265 01:21:29,665 --> 01:21:34,830 You're a very misguided person, and I don't work for you any longer. 1266 01:21:35,037 --> 01:21:38,268 - Sunny? - Going back to waiting on tables? 1267 01:21:38,473 --> 01:21:39,963 Goodbye, Mrs. St. John. 1268 01:21:40,175 --> 01:21:42,609 - All right, Sunny, look. - Let me go, Mr. Hilley. 1269 01:21:42,811 --> 01:21:47,805 I'm going to make one last appeal to you on behalf of the country. 1270 01:21:48,817 --> 01:21:51,081 There are at least four people in here... 1271 01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:55,882 ...who don't speak for my country. And you're one of them. 1272 01:22:32,861 --> 01:22:34,692 - Over here, Sunny. - Sunny. 1273 01:22:34,896 --> 01:22:37,831 Were you only a pawn in the Ohtar situation? 1274 01:22:38,033 --> 01:22:41,366 How did the Protocol Department manipulate you? 1275 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,332 What? Oh. 1276 01:22:46,541 --> 01:22:47,530 Excuse me, Miss Davis... 1277 01:22:47,743 --> 01:22:50,143 ...you may remember me from Turner News Network... 1278 01:22:50,345 --> 01:22:53,610 Miss Davis, how are you going to defend yourself? 1279 01:22:53,815 --> 01:22:55,908 If there's something you'd like to...? 1280 01:22:57,486 --> 01:23:01,479 - Can you give us a statement? - Has the president given instruction? 1281 01:23:01,690 --> 01:23:04,523 We have no comment at this time. 1282 01:23:05,994 --> 01:23:07,222 There's Michael Ransome. 1283 01:23:07,429 --> 01:23:11,024 Mr. Ransome, do you expect to testify for the department? 1284 01:23:11,233 --> 01:23:14,396 Mr. Ransome is no longer with the department. 1285 01:23:14,603 --> 01:23:15,934 Have you been fired? 1286 01:23:16,138 --> 01:23:17,230 No, sir, I resigned. 1287 01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:20,033 - Was it over the Sunnygate affair? - Yes. 1288 01:23:20,242 --> 01:23:21,766 What else happened...? 1289 01:23:23,745 --> 01:23:27,112 Just a minute. Look, I'm an expert on Middle Eastern affairs. 1290 01:23:27,315 --> 01:23:30,011 I was on my way up in the political racket... 1291 01:23:30,218 --> 01:23:31,617 ...if you know what I mean. 1292 01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:35,779 And then a few weeks ago I met this... 1293 01:23:35,991 --> 01:23:38,050 ...extraordinary person who reminded me... 1294 01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:42,026 ...that I had forgotten something real basic, real simple. 1295 01:23:43,498 --> 01:23:45,625 That I have forgotten to say what I think. 1296 01:23:48,303 --> 01:23:50,294 So I quit, that's all. 1297 01:23:55,277 --> 01:23:57,973 Sunny, is there anything you'd like to say? 1298 01:23:58,180 --> 01:24:01,206 Yes, he owes me a massage. 1299 01:24:06,722 --> 01:24:09,418 Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... 1300 01:24:09,624 --> 01:24:11,558 ...so help you God? - I do. 1301 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,728 State your name for the record, please. 1302 01:24:13,929 --> 01:24:16,955 - Sunny Ann Davis. - And what is your present address? 1303 01:24:17,165 --> 01:24:18,928 1442 "G" Street. 1304 01:24:19,434 --> 01:24:21,800 And what is your age, please? 1305 01:24:23,205 --> 01:24:24,604 Thirty-five. 1306 01:24:25,407 --> 01:24:26,396 Senator Norris? 1307 01:24:26,608 --> 01:24:28,075 Sunny... 1308 01:24:28,710 --> 01:24:30,735 ...when did you first meet the emir? 1309 01:24:30,946 --> 01:24:34,177 The night I got shot... No, I'm sorry... 1310 01:24:34,382 --> 01:24:37,613 ...I didn't meet him then, it was after they gave me... 1311 01:24:37,819 --> 01:24:40,583 ...the job at Protocol and the emir came back. 1312 01:24:40,789 --> 01:24:45,317 - I see, and the emir came back for...? - For me. 1313 01:24:47,562 --> 01:24:51,464 No, I meant for how long a period of time? 1314 01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:54,829 Oh, it was just a couple of days. It was unofficial. 1315 01:24:55,036 --> 01:24:59,166 - An unofficial visit? - Officially, yes. 1316 01:24:59,374 --> 01:25:03,208 And what, to the best of your understanding... 1317 01:25:03,411 --> 01:25:05,811 ...were your duties with regard to the emir? 1318 01:25:06,014 --> 01:25:08,209 I was supposed to show him a good time. 1319 01:25:13,188 --> 01:25:14,314 A good time? 1320 01:25:14,523 --> 01:25:16,616 Yes, sir, that's what Mr. Hilley told me. 1321 01:25:18,059 --> 01:25:21,688 Mr. Hilley told you to show the emir a good time? 1322 01:25:21,897 --> 01:25:25,890 Well, actually, the exact words he used were "a very good time." 1323 01:25:30,305 --> 01:25:35,072 And how did you interpret this curious directive? 1324 01:25:35,277 --> 01:25:37,837 Oh, I didn't interpret it, I just did it. 1325 01:25:38,046 --> 01:25:40,640 I took the emir and his friends to a party... 1326 01:25:40,849 --> 01:25:43,682 ...at Lou Fox's Safari Club where I used to work. 1327 01:25:43,885 --> 01:25:48,151 I have to say that I really feel badly about what happened. 1328 01:25:48,356 --> 01:25:51,519 I imagine it was the first time Mrs. St. John got busted. 1329 01:25:54,663 --> 01:25:56,062 Of course, I could be wrong. 1330 01:25:58,767 --> 01:26:02,567 Sunny, I'd like to move on to your trip abroad with the emir. 1331 01:26:02,771 --> 01:26:03,760 Yes, sir. 1332 01:26:03,972 --> 01:26:07,499 Didn't you think it was unusual for a person like yourself... 1333 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:12,408 ...who had no expertise, to be sent on a mission of such importance? 1334 01:26:12,614 --> 01:26:15,549 Yes, but I figured they must know what they're doing... 1335 01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:18,583 ...because they're supposed to be the experts. 1336 01:26:18,787 --> 01:26:22,746 Sunny, the purpose of this hearing is to find out who is responsible. 1337 01:26:23,491 --> 01:26:24,788 If you give us the name... 1338 01:26:24,993 --> 01:26:26,255 No, sir, l... 1339 01:26:26,461 --> 01:26:28,452 No, sir, I'm sorry, I can't do that. 1340 01:26:29,331 --> 01:26:31,856 You can't? Why not? 1341 01:26:33,335 --> 01:26:35,803 Because I'm responsible. 1342 01:26:38,139 --> 01:26:41,802 You know what my dad says? "Let a guy sell you a diamond ring... 1343 01:26:42,010 --> 01:26:45,912 ...for only 10 cents, and chances are you own a ring not worth a dime." 1344 01:26:47,148 --> 01:26:48,979 Well, I bought the whole mine. 1345 01:26:49,517 --> 01:26:53,009 I thought I was getting a free ride or at least a cheap one. 1346 01:26:53,221 --> 01:26:55,451 And I really have to thank them for that. 1347 01:26:55,657 --> 01:26:58,922 I mean, the people who sold it to me, I mean. 1348 01:26:59,127 --> 01:27:00,685 You want to know something? 1349 01:27:00,896 --> 01:27:03,831 Before I started to work for the government... 1350 01:27:04,032 --> 01:27:06,500 ...I'd never read the Constitution. 1351 01:27:06,701 --> 01:27:10,034 I didn't even begin to know how things worked. I didn't. 1352 01:27:10,238 --> 01:27:14,698 I didn't read the newspaper, except to look up my horoscope. 1353 01:27:15,577 --> 01:27:19,240 And I never read the Declaration of Independence. 1354 01:27:19,447 --> 01:27:22,177 But I know they had, the ones we're talking about... 1355 01:27:22,384 --> 01:27:26,445 ...the experts, they all read it. They just forgot what it was about. 1356 01:27:26,655 --> 01:27:30,955 That it's about "we the people." And that's me. 1357 01:27:31,159 --> 01:27:36,187 I'm "we the people." You're "we the people." All of us. 1358 01:27:36,398 --> 01:27:38,366 We're all "we the people," right? 1359 01:27:39,134 --> 01:27:43,002 So when they sell me that 10-cent diamond, or down the river, or... 1360 01:27:43,204 --> 01:27:46,264 ...to some guy wearing medals that means they're selling us. 1361 01:27:46,474 --> 01:27:48,601 All of "we the people." 1362 01:27:49,344 --> 01:27:50,333 And when they... 1363 01:27:50,545 --> 01:27:54,982 I mean, when you guys, when you spend another pile of money... 1364 01:27:55,183 --> 01:27:59,210 ...and give away or sell all those guns and tanks and planes... 1365 01:27:59,421 --> 01:28:02,584 Every time you invite a foreign big shot to the White House... 1366 01:28:02,791 --> 01:28:04,656 ...and hug them, and give them gifts... 1367 01:28:04,859 --> 01:28:08,556 ...it has a direct effect on "we the people's" lives. 1368 01:28:08,763 --> 01:28:11,459 I mean, if I don't know what you're up to... 1369 01:28:11,666 --> 01:28:15,193 ...and if I don't holler when I think you're doing it wrong... 1370 01:28:15,403 --> 01:28:19,499 ...and if I just mind my own business and don't vote or care... 1371 01:28:19,708 --> 01:28:21,869 ...then I just get what I deserve. 1372 01:28:23,645 --> 01:28:27,046 So now that I'm Sunny Davis, private citizen again... 1373 01:28:27,849 --> 01:28:30,340 ...you're gonna have to watch out for me... 1374 01:28:30,552 --> 01:28:35,546 ...because I'm gonna be watching all of you like a hawk. 1375 01:28:41,696 --> 01:28:43,561 We love you, Sunny! 1376 01:28:49,204 --> 01:28:50,432 Calm down! 1377 01:28:51,272 --> 01:28:54,298 I'm sure that the good sense of the American people... 1378 01:28:54,509 --> 01:28:59,344 ...will allow them to distinguish between a few trivial allegations... 1379 01:28:59,547 --> 01:29:02,380 - There she is, there's Sunny! - Sunny! 1380 01:29:08,823 --> 01:29:10,552 Get off of me, you twit! 1381 01:29:13,561 --> 01:29:15,222 - How did I do? - Great. 1382 01:29:15,430 --> 01:29:17,295 - Do you really think so? - Of course. 1383 01:29:18,366 --> 01:29:20,027 It's the new me, I say what I think. 1384 01:29:20,235 --> 01:29:23,102 Oh, that's nice, Michael, that's really nice. 1385 01:29:23,304 --> 01:29:24,737 - Want to know what else? - What? 1386 01:29:24,939 --> 01:29:27,305 If you run for office, I'll manage your campaign. 1387 01:29:27,509 --> 01:29:29,067 Are you kidding? 1388 01:29:29,277 --> 01:29:31,973 - Are you running? - How about running for president? 1389 01:29:32,180 --> 01:29:34,114 - Sunny Davis for president! - Yeah! 1390 01:29:36,351 --> 01:29:39,878 Wait a minute, wait a minute! 1391 01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:41,851 Please, everybody. 1392 01:29:42,057 --> 01:29:45,993 Thank you very much, but it's really not my style. 1393 01:29:47,062 --> 01:29:50,725 - Sunny, what about Congress? - What about running for Congress? 1394 01:29:51,166 --> 01:29:54,135 The polls have been closed for 10 minutes in Green Hills... 1395 01:29:54,335 --> 01:29:56,394 ... a suburb of Diamond Junction... 1396 01:29:56,604 --> 01:29:59,402 ... and it's impossible to predict a winner in this. 1397 01:29:59,607 --> 01:30:03,771 Some people call tonight's contest one of the closest in history. 1398 01:30:03,978 --> 01:30:06,469 Both candidates gained early and... 1399 01:30:06,681 --> 01:30:09,241 The candidate is coming to the podium. 1400 01:30:09,451 --> 01:30:11,681 This is sure to be no concession. 1401 01:30:18,326 --> 01:30:21,625 Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! 1402 01:30:25,433 --> 01:30:27,094 Down. 1403 01:30:30,171 --> 01:30:32,639 I just want to say a couple of things. 1404 01:30:32,841 --> 01:30:37,244 First, this is not a victory speech, because we haven't won yet. 1405 01:30:38,847 --> 01:30:42,374 It's getting really late, so I want to take this chance... 1406 01:30:42,584 --> 01:30:44,882 Tonight's coverage was brought to you... 1407 01:30:45,086 --> 01:30:46,280 ... courtesy of Schmitter's. 1408 01:30:47,689 --> 01:30:50,817 For your hardware needs, corner of Main and Superior. 1409 01:30:51,025 --> 01:30:54,620 And no matter what happens, we're still gonna go on together... 1410 01:30:54,829 --> 01:30:58,230 ... you, me and the best campaign manager in this country... 1411 01:30:58,433 --> 01:31:00,162 ... my husband, Michael. 1412 01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:12,878 And of course, my very good friend and the best, best babysitter... 1413 01:31:13,114 --> 01:31:18,416 ... a working woman could wish for, my very good friend, Al Kabeer. 1414 01:31:28,163 --> 01:31:32,566 I have a phone call that some of you may want to hear. 1415 01:31:32,767 --> 01:31:35,497 Who is it? Hello? 1416 01:31:36,204 --> 01:31:37,398 What? 1417 01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:42,535 We won! We won! 1418 01:31:45,513 --> 01:31:47,504 We won! 112264