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So what are we playing?

Okay. Cut the cards.

Ante up.

- four reds. - okay.

This one is called Alice in wonderland.

It's like five-card stud--

Only it isn't.

The queen of hearts is wild,

Unless the guy on the right Of the queen of hearts

Has the king of hearts.

Then all the kings are wild.

Oh, what are we doing, playing Poker or telling fortunes?

It's dealer's choice, Lieutenant.

- it's a good game. You'll see. - yeah.

So's old maid if you're ten.

Hey, lieutenant. We're out of beer.

Poker makes me thirsty.

Really? How would you know?

All right, tony, Go down to mike's.

Get a couple of six-packs.

Hey, lieutenant, What am I, a water boy?

No, you're a detective third.

And I'm a lieutenant. So go ahead.

Well, don't forget To cut the pot,

And let me know who wins, Will you?

Yeah, sure.

All right, like I was saying,

The queen of hearts is wild,

Unless the guy on the right

Of the guy who's got The queen of hearts

Has got the king of hearts.

Then all the kings are wild, Unless he's got a knave.

A knave, stavros?

What's a knave?

That's a jack, stupid.

- alice in wonderland poker? - yeah.

Before that, it was something Called five drunken sailors.

Tell the guys I said hello.

Okay, and listen, mike. Have a good weekend, will you?

- thanks. You too. - okay.

And all the guys At the game, huh, tony?

Yeah.

Yes, sir. Can I help you?

We got a special On happy's beer today.

How about the money, pops?

You got a special on that?

Mike?

Mike?

Police!

Get back!

Ahh!

Keep the pressure on. Hard.

Emergency.

Look, a police officer Has been shot.

Send an ambulance.

An underground garage, 75th and 5th.

He had brown hair.

He was about medium weight And tall.

Look! Will you just get here?

Where are you going?

Out!

Break it up. Break it up.

I raise four.

Buffino must be making The beer in his basement.

An officer is down Two blocks away.

Let's go.

Hey, lieutenant.

The beat cop Is one of two witnesses.

Sounds like the same guy In the grocery store killing.

One or two?

Well, uh, he's got one.

The other witness took off. It's a mrs. Benson.

She gave us a make and model and A partial on the license plate.

I'll check out motor vehicle For combinations, lieutenant.

Check out the apartments.

Yes, sir.

You and crocker Get on the street.

Okay.

Okay, buffino's not going To bring back the beer.

We're not going to find The killer hanging around here.

Go ahead, crocker.

Four people and now a cop.

The first guy that gets Something, we're all in on it.

- stavros. - yes, sir.

You're a gentleman, right?

Yes, sir.

I don't want a lynching.

Don't worry, lieutenant.

They'll be okay.

We have to talk.

Where are you calling from?

The house.

Are you crazy?

And the next time I order veal,

I want veal, not year old beef.

Well, up and dressed already?

Mm-hmm.

You know, someday the kid who Did that's gonna want my job.

Things like that Don't interest you do they?

People out there, shooting, Killing, some live, some die.

I never liked it before either.

I had enough of it.

I mean, I did it.

I guess I still do it,

Only now I can order it Like I order your clothes.

Does that bother you?

Should it?

I really got to hand it To you, janet.

Money, Cars, a good time--

That's your whole world.

How was that concert last night?

You know prokofiev, Very heroic.

That means you really went, Right?

Ask your goon.

Ask curly.

You know I catch you With another guy, you're dead.

I know.

You've killed before.

Don't be cute with me.

I may not have your education, But I've got you.

I told you, I don't take abuse, from anyone.

I told you that.

Look! Will you just get here?

This just came in From ballistics.

The slugs that killed tony Match the others.

Four liquor store murders In six months.

I called manhattan north.

They're sending down what they Have on the two he did up there.

Lieutenant, That lady on the phone

Doesn't live In any of those apartments.

I don't want to rent a pad, Saperstein.

I want to talk to her.

Well, there is One possibility.

There's a corporation That keeps an apartment there,

And someone thinks that someone Like that went in there.

I don't know.

Something this and something That and you don't know.

Well, I want you to know Because I want that witness!

Go ahead.

Frank, it's boiling in here.

Well, if you're dying, It's not the heat.

Sit down.

I said sit down.

Come on, will you, frank? I got a killer on my hands.

Oh, you have, huh?

You have a killer on your hands?

And what about me? What about the rest of the city?

What about crocker, stavros, Saperstein, rizzo?

Now cut the body english And listen.

You did not, I repeat,

You did not have anything To do with tony buffino's death.

I know that.

Well, you don't act Like you know.

I know it here!

But down here, I feel like an accomplice.

Excuse me,

But mrs. Benson just I.D.'d A guy in the yellow sheet.

And stavros is running it Through the computer.

Frank.

I hear where the yankees Have a pitcher

In the minor leagues Already got 200 strike outs.

200.

You're doing a great job, Saperstein.

- on what, lieutenant? - well, what do I know?

Mrs. Benson, this is captain Mcneil and lieutenant kojak.

Now, we already identified The assailant.

Now we're going to work On the composite

Of the other witness, right?

Are you sure of this?

Yes, I'm sure...

I think.

Yes. Yes, I'm sure.

I could never forget that face.

I want you to know How much we appreciate all this.

And I know it's difficult.

Mrs. Benson would like, uh, tea?

With just a splash of whiskey.

Oh.

Joe.

I think that's the man.

Oh, dear.

Lieutenant, we got a make!

We got it!

William altman.

Alias barry able.

32.

5'11". 155.

Seven arrests. Armed robbery.

One conviction. Grocery store.

Paroled six months ago.

What?

I know how everyone feels About this guy.

What are you trying to say?

My 14 years is trying to say These guys are hot.

I don't want any mistakes.

Frank.

Our men?

No one ever plans it.

Billy!

Billy!

Please, officers, Leave him alone!

Get away from him!

Hey, what's going on here?

Hey, I didn't do anything.

Let go of me!

Crocker!

Where's the statement?

She refuses to make one, Lieutenant.

I'll make one.

Billy's been with me for days.

He's a psycho, and you got To help us put him away.

You can't hold me forever.

There's such a thing As reasonable detention.

I don't know anything About anything.

Mm.

Book the young lady On section 148.

What?

Resisting public officers

In the discharge Of their duties.

- what duties? - listen, young lady.

I mean, if you're gonna dress Like a grown up,

You got to think like one.

Now, you're helping to put a cop Killer back out on the streets.

Take her downstairs.

Hey, so a cop was killed.

Big deal.

Yeah, a cop.

But he was a human being Just like you.

And now he's no longer alive.

And now this pig Won't be around

When you're walking Down the streets one night

And yelling, "Police! Help!"

Get her out of my sight.

Let's go, little girl.

Hey, look who's here.

Charlie.

How you doing, huh?

You look terrific.

Come on up here.

It's good to be back.

Man, you are not only back,

But you have your own territory,

And I want you to start upping That take very fast

Because that lox That I got there now,

He must be sleeping On the sidewalk.

It's good to be out.

Yeah, I'll bet it is.

It's like being buried alive.

You know, I had a cell mate.

He was kind of a weirdo, You know?

And down the hall,

There was a guy talking About his wife all night.

Yeah, next door is some slob

Crying about all the kids He never saw.

I tell you, that's The only thing in this life

That I was ever afraid of.

I get the sweats Thinking about that cell.

Before I go back there, I'd kill 100 guys before I go back.

That's why I tell you Don't ever carry a piece.

They catch you with one, You had it.

Where are you off to this time?

They don't play concerts At this hour.

To call the cops.

Ain't she something?

That's my new toy.

You know the feds Never gave up on me.

They want me to think That they did,

But they never gave up.

I want you to keep an eye On her.

She'd sell me For a dollar after taxes.

Hello, manhattan south, Detective crocker.

Miss, can you speak up please?

Have you caught him yet?

Hold on, and I'll give you To someone that'll tell you.

Just hold on for a second.

That's the fifth time She's called.

Lieutenant kojak. Can I help you?

The one who shot the cop, Did you catch him?

Well, if you're the lady Who saw the shooting,

Look, we really need your help.

Open it up please.

- relax. - go on.

Get in here.

The one with the bandage Looked like him.

You have to be sure.

Well, I'm pretty sure it Was the man with the bandage.

I only saw him for a moment After he knocked me down,

But it could be the man With the bandage.

What are we doing here?

What have we got?

He won't talk.

He's got a girl out there Who's willing to swear

That he was making like casanova At the time of the murder

And a nice old lady who saw A killer for 20, 30 seconds

Under extreme duress In a dimly lit garage at night.

Coffee, counselor?

We don't have the gun.

We don't have the other witness To the murder.

Hell, a third rate Public defender

Could get this yo-yo off.

He was arrested seven times, And they're all majors.

Only one conviction.

Sugar?

Lieutenant.

I don't think you're hearing me.

He hears you.

He just pretends he doesn't When you're not on his side,

And I don't blame him.

Hey, frank, don't be Unfair to the gentleman.

I mean, Assistant d.A. Hepburn here

Is trying to logically tell me That we can't go to arraignment

Because we don't have Enough prima facie evidence

To take a psycho to trial.

- is that the phrase? - we don't have enough anything.

- you know that. - I know he killed tony buffino.

I also know he killed Four grocery store owners.

I also know that you want To put him out on the streets,

And I know that I don't want to.

We don't have any choice.

We have somebody who picked Him out of a line-up.

That's not enough to convict.

It's enough to stall

Until we find the proper witness Who can convict.

Kojak.

Hey, lieutenant, is that The way to get on somebody

Who found that lady You're looking for?

Rizzo, I love you.

And I never, ever want you

To misunderstand the depth Of our relationship.

Now, who is she and where?

Well, I tracked down Those addresses

That motor vehicle gave us.

Now, she denies it, But she's our missing witness,

And she's also Arnie brace's lady.

Arnie brace Controls three boroughs.

I know, frank. I put him away twice.

These just arrived,

And I wanted to save you one Before they got gobbled up.

You know, most of my customers, They can afford them,

But they don't look Nearly as smashing.

Thank you.

Yes.

You like it?

She has a very jealous friend.

Oh.

Thanks for the tip.

Yeah. Can I help you?

Hmm. What?

Can I help you?

I'll call.

You know, I never could figure out

Whether the girl Makes the clothes

Or vice versa until now.

Well, this was meant To be seen in the bedroom only.

- mm. - I think I'll take it.

I knew you would.

I'm sure arnie will love it.

Are you my new escort?

Peek-a-boo.

Ooh, a cop.

Hello, curly.

Relax.

I told the other cop.

Okay, tell me.

I don't know anything About a killing friday night.

You know something?

You sound like the girl Who called.

Well, it was somebody else.

Oh, this isn't somebody Else's face.

Well, it isn't mine.

I have a witness Who says different.

I don't give a damn What they say.

I was at a concert friday night,

And I went straight home.

Now, you can ask my driver.

- he'll tell you. - okay.

You both can tell me downtown.

Oh, come on.

You know what arnie Will do to me

If he catches me Talking to the police.

Hey, baby,

I don't pick your playmates.

You did.

Besides that, He's gonna love the peignoir.

What ever happened To that little guy

You used to hang around with?

What little guy?

You have got to be kidding.

Kidding? Who's kidding?

I took a course in psychology.

This is my way Of calming down upset witnesses.

- pick a card. - I am not upset.

And I am not a witness. Now, when do I get out of here?

Well, the lieutenant's got The key.

I told him I wasn't there.

Curly told him I wasn't there.

Now what more does he want?

We got a lady coming down.

And we want to hear it From her that you weren't there.

- what? - captain mcneil?

Second door on--no, no.

Go in the lieutenant's office. He's in there.

- thanks. - yeah.

Come on, try it. You'll see.

Pick a card. You'll relax.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Now put it right back there. That's it.

Three of hearts.

See, I told you It would relax you.

I can't believe it.

Believe it.

Surveillance reports don't lie.

We've been on arnie brace And his crowd for almost a year.

Why didn't you tell us You were after arnie brace?

It's a federal matter.

There was no need To involve local police.

Oh, really? How about his local rackets?

You gonna tell his victims That it's federal?

Did you ever hear Of the word "Cooperation"?

Isn't that In the federal dictionary?

I am cooperating.

I showed the report, and I told You why you have to stay away.

We know where they go And what they do.

Janet carlisle Was at the concert.

We have a witness That says she was in the garage.

Your witnesses are wrong.

That's why we have a line-up. You know what that is?

We put people in a line, And we call it a line-up.

Did you ever hear of it?

I don't have to take this From your lieutenant.

My lieutenant Is our public servant.

Gentlemen, This is a federal case.

You're interfering.

Now, that report says You stay off arnie brace

Because we're on him.

Now, janet carlisle Is part of his crowd.

You show interest in her, He gets nervous,

And you blow our case.

So get off it.

The hell I will.

That's a little childish, Isn't it?

Don't you put him down.

He nailed arnie twice while you Were still making pantie raids.

If he's upset, it's because Without arnie's girlfriend,

He has to let some psycho loose Who kills indiscriminately,

And the next death Could be yours.

Now what's this About cooperation?

All right, this is What it comes down to.

Any police interest about arnie Brace or anyone in his crowd,

And he crawls into his shell, And we lose him.

Now, I showed you that report.

Janet carlisle Was at the concert.

Now you press that broad, And you're gonna blow our case,

And arnie brace Will blow her away.

Theo.

I'm gonna let the lady go.

Thank you, captain.

Crocker.

Now, theo, You know she was there.

I know she was there.

She says she wasn't. Her driver says she wasn't.

If the feds say she wasn't, Then she wasn't there,

No matter what mrs. Benson says.

Now you're gonna have to build Your case some other way.

- yes, sir. - let the lady go.

I said, let the lady go.

- lieutenant? - all right.

You've called the roll. Now let the lady go.

She's our case. Are you gonna let the captain--

- hey! - I didn't let him.

I mean, I busted him in grade,

And he still did it.

Here's what I want you to do.

I want you to get a report.

I want to know Where she was born,

Where she went to school, Where she had dinner last night.

I want to know everything.

Just stay away from the feds.

Go ahead.

I could bust you for that.

Even if I don't, The feds could wreck you.

I know.

As long As we're communicating.

Janet, you got to understand.

Don't put me up Against the wall.

I understand, curly.

I have to tell arnie The cops pulled us in.

So tell him.

He'll kill me if I don't.

A job's a job, right?

Yeah, that's right.

The only way I see it, Curly,

That you could get into trouble,

Is if you lost me or something,

Like you did friday night, And you didn't tell arnie,

Like you didn't.

But arnie found out anyway,

Even if it wasn't you Who told him.

Now.

Blow on it. Blow on it.

Hey!

Hot!

All right. That's it.

Come on, give me the dice.

Put it over. Yeah.

Keep going. Keep going.

Give it to her. Give it to her.

11.

That's the way!

Just lay those chips Over there.

That's it.

Here, it's a hundred. Don't pass.

Money plays cash.

Cops?

You let cops in here?

Why don't you go on And swim back

Across the river to new york?

Now, what is this, a game Of nasty words or craps?

Sir, will you roll the dice?

Nine. Got a hard nine.

Now I like three and the two.

Mwah!

Seven away.

Aw, pay me.

Don't depend on a broad.

Oh, that's not true. I bet she's lucky.

We have a new shooter Coming out.

Place your bets, Ladies and gentlemen.

Here, baby. Blow.

Seven.

I'm gonna lay a bet Down here for you, darling.

That's your commission, okay?

You know him?

Honey, I don't know him.

Does she?

No.

Arnie, what are you Looking at?

I mean, I'm not interested in you.

It's your lady I'm interested in.

Please throw the dice.

5 grand, you don't.

I'm going for a drink.

Oh, no, don't go.

Maybe he's just mad because Out of the two or three times

He was sent up,

I was responsible.

Why don't you introduce me To the lady?

He's a cop.

He's one of new york's finest.

Hey, kojak, when they say that, What do they mean?

Finest what? Pig?

Ah.

Sir, will you please Throw the dice?

Blow my dice?

Hey, devil.

11, frontline winner, 11.

Now, you see what happens When you treat a lady nice?

Lady luck smiles at you.

Come on, lady, why don't we Get away from this crowd?

Yeah, she's pretty.

You know, A guy once winked at her.

He can't wink anymore.

Arnie, threats in front Of all these witnesses!

But I'll tell you something.

It's worth getting this face Busted up for her.

It's not funny, cop.

When you leave, I get it.

Arnie, you got a reputation For beating on chicks.

Well, don't.

I like that face Just the way it is, okay?

I like you, honey. I just don't like your company.

So ciao, huh?

- uh, one for the boys. - thank you, sir.

And pass the dice, And like that.

Place your bets, Ladies and gentlemen.

New shooter coming up.

Come on, roll. Play to win.

What do you mean, nothing?

Well, if janet carlisle Was born anywhere,

Lived anywhere, Or worked anywhere,

There's nothing To show for it, lieutenant.

Hey, what'd she do, Step off a u.F.O.?

- hey, crocker, keep him on. - hold on a second.

Here.

Lieutenant, we had forensic

Go over the company apartment For prints.

Guess who was one of them.

Janet carlisle.

No, but how about That fed robinson?

Robinson.

3 goes. 13 down, no shot.

I'm gonna wipe you out.

Show you no mercy. No mercy.

Gonna teach you a lesson So that I can take you out.

Big deuce. Willie mosconi.

Okay, here you are, sir.

Thank you. Come back.

- oh, hi, theo. - hi.

Nice to see you. What'll you have?

Corned beef and the usual.

Okay.

What's the special?

We don't have any specials.

- the sign says ask. - it's an old sign.

- how's the roast beef? - good.

- okay. And some tea. - all right.

Bring it right over.

Where have you been?

Bobby, don't you get tired Of eating here every day?

A fed.

Janet carlisle, A federal agent.

And she's very good At her job.

Have I got a loose mouth Or something?

I mean, I've got a reputation

For blowing a whistle On federal agents--

Is that why you didn't tell me?

As opposed to some cop Who doesn't know she's good

At her job, gets into a beef With this hothead arnie,

And there's a shooting.

You were told to stay away. Stay away.

Hey, now cut that.

We're trying to have A conversation here.

Can't you see you're Getting him all worked up?

Would you put the food down And just leave?

Well, this is my place, Not yours.

He gets indigestion, He blames the food.

He blames the food, I lose a customer

And, more importantly, A good friend.

So cool it.

Oh, yeah. Enjoy.

You got the home court Advantage.

I was told She was at a concert.

I was also told She was part of his crowd.

All right, so she was At the apartment

Where the officer was killed.

And she will so testify.

No, she will not testify.

If arnie finds out she was at That apartment for any reason,

He's not gonna let go Until he gets it all.

Now, arnie knows He's got nothing to lose.

If we get him this time, He goes up forever.

I have a psycho kid I'm putting back on the street.

Do I have to tell you How many people

Arnie has wasted-- The drugs, the prostitution?

And the kid only killed five So far that we know of,

And one a young cop.

You have another witness.

Janet carlisle is all I have.

My other witness Won't hold up.

Tie him Into the other killings.

Find the gun. What the hell do I know?

We go to arraignment in three Days, and I want that lady.

I'm warning you, kojak.

You subpoena that lady, And walking a beat

In bozeman, montana's Gonna look good to you.

Bozeman, montana, hmm?

Bozeman, montana.

Well, at least It'll be cool.

- you hit me again-- - shut up.

Now I want to know what went on In that club out in jersey?

I told you last night.

He was working you over, Not me.

Come on honey, Do I have to explain away

Every man who talks to me?

Are you that insecure, honey?

Honey!

Oh, I'll tell you what I am.

I am not a fool.

I'm making intros thinking Kojak is out to harass my butt,

And you're the one He's interested in.

Arnie, I don't know What he was doing there.

Gee, you got A memory problem,

Because you also forgot that you Didn't go to that concert

The other night.

It's a good thing curly didn't.

It's really a very good year For a rum.

It's good nose.

It's nice.

To us.

I don't want any.

Drink the wine.

Excuse me.

Sit.

Let go of me.

I said don't go.

I am going To the ladies' room.

You want to check it out first?

Move.

What are you trying to do, Get me killed?

Hey, five minutes.

Robinson told you, Stay away.

We've been working On this case for months,

And you're gonna blow it.

It's all right. We're married.

I just left him.

Yeah, but I'm looking To win her back.

I hate him. He's disgusting.

- you're also perverted. - mm-hmm.

And I'm also concerned About what's gonna come down

When that psycho hits the rocks.

You think I haven't thought About that?

Hey, talk is cheap.

In the meantime, you're leading A plush life, right?

With your evening gowns?

I'm doing my job.

And your cars And your money

And the high you get Playing federal agent.

Arnie brace Has killed more people

Than that kid of yours Ever will.

Yeah, that's only an excuse.

In the meantime, It's all fun and games, huh?

And tell me this, baby,

What kind of a chick would hop Into the sack with arnie brace?

You want to know How the big man gets his kicks?

Hey.

I'm sorry, baby, but I told him To keep his hands off of you.

I guess he didn't hear you.

Why do you do it?

Well, what do you Want to hear?

That he killed my father,

That he put my kid brother On dope?

No, he didn't do any of that,

Not to any of us.

And I am not from the ghetto.

I went to a nice school In a nice neighborhood,

And I thought that law Enforcement would be fun.

And whatever else you think,

It began as an assignment.

"Just get to know him."

And then when I saw what he was,

I began to think He'd kill my family too.

Hey.

I love him?

If you of you men was trying To get close to some rich chick

That you were trying To make a case on,

Everybody would be slapping you On the back, green with envy.

So much for equal rights, Right?

Hey, can you-- Can you accelerate your case?

I don't know.

We all worked so hard To get this monster.

We tried extortion.

We tried murder.

And we think think our best bet Is to try to build a tax case.

- you know how long that takes. - yeah.

Well, all I can see Is this guy with a gun

At somebody else's head.

We can only hold on to him For another day,

And then I got to let him go,

And I can't live with that.

I will not let him get away.

Maybe you don't have to.

Whatever happened To the eight-hour day?

Mcneil.

Yeah, frank, I'm with janet carlisle,

And we're working something out.

- it's illegal, right? - uh, no.

Oh, how nice.

Can I know about it?

You know her case will take Seven more weeks

To build, right?

Okay. We need her tomorrow.

And we don't want to lose him, Right?

So we're gonna push him And make both cases.

Push him?

Push arnie brace?

Theo, don't endanger yourself.

He's their problem.

That's the way They want to play it.

You got to trust me, frank. I need some help down here.

Why don't you go see Where she is?

Anybody in here?

Hey, janet, come on.

This is embarrassing. Get your butt out there.

Arnie's waiting And getting nervous.

Ah, come on. Kojak, come on.

What?

You're not--you're not Gonna leave me in here?

This is a ladies' room.

Sit down.

You see, this is between Me and arnie brace,

The lady beater.

Mr. Arnie brace, The lady beater!

Get him out of here.

Hey.

You don't like me Moving in on your territory,

You take it up with me, animal.

Get him out of here!

- you, sit. - no way.

She now belongs to me, And if you come near her again,

I'm gonna splatter your brain...

All over manhattan.

Come on.

Out, fast,

And don't lose them.

We better keep moving.

I've got an extra gun In the car.

I'll get it for you.

I'll take it.

- give me a gun. - arnie, he's a cop.

Give me a gun!

This is dumb, arnie. People saw him work you over.

Kojak!

Arnie, the cops!

Kojak, she's a hooker!

Hold it! Hold it!

I didn't do nothing!

Hold it right there.

Freeze.

Just hold it right there.

Well, arnie brace. Look at you.

Come on, baby.

There go the bad guys.

Little one is hers. Big one is his.

- they're a set. - okay.

What's all the charges then?

Let's see, for him, Felonious assault.

Attempted murder On a police officer.

Attempted murder on a lady.

Possession of a deadly weapon.

Possession Of a deadly weapon

In the hands Of a three-time looser.

I just thought I'd throw that In arnie, just to keep it clear,

You know, Like a friend of the court.

What are the charges Against her?

Are you going to testify You saw the kid

Kill a police officer?

What kid? What police officer?

You lousy bum.

You almost got me killed.

You only asked me to go with you To get at him.

Possession of a deadly weapon.

Assault to commit murder.

Panderin'.

And then bring them upstairs.

Okay.

And now About personal effects...

I got a wallet here with A telephone credit card in it.

Check out the card.

Set of worry beads.

- he'll need these. - one wallet.

Ah, cheese.

I ordered salami.

Salami is two bangs. Cheese is one.

You wanted out? Get your own lawyer.

Oh, well, that's good To know.

Okay baby, you want it all, I'll give it to you.

I have been walking out on you For a very long time.

Settle down.

Just like the night I was doing

When that kid got shot up In that garage.

Oh, so you were there?

Sure, I was there,

And I was not with him.

And you'll testify Against the kid?

I'll broadcast it.

You put me any place where I can say I cheated on arnie.

You see, arnie,

You do a lady a favor...

In my office.

Concerts every night.

Sure, concerts.

Oh, arnold, darling.

Concerts are so enriching.

They're so sensuous,

Especially when I'm listening To them on the radio

In some nice man's room.

Well, we did it, And we didn't blow your cover.

We were lucky.

- we were lucky. - hmm?

My head's killing me.

Okay, what do you do now?

Stay with the syndicate.

They dig me. I'm an educated freak.

There's still arnie's bosses And some other contacts I made.

I'm gonna stick with it.

How long can you take it?

As long as I can.

You know something?

I thought I was A dedicated public servant.

You make me feel As if I'm on vacation.

Well, maybe I'll get lucky,

And you'll bust me Again one day.

Crocker, get her out of here

And spray the room!

Take it easy.