All language subtitles for Highlander sez5ep21

Looks like
you've got a nibble.

Hello.
Anyone home?

I said, it looks like
you've got a fish.

I'm never gonna be able
to thank you enough.
For what?

For giving me something
to fight for.
I'll never forget you.

Iolaus!
Huh? Hey!
I got it! I got--

I got it!
[ Sighs ]

Thinking about
Nautica, huh?
Yeah.

It's this place--

the place we first met.

Everywhere I look,
I see her.

Nothing like that
ever happens to you.
[ Chuckles ]

You'd be surprised.
[ Women Shouting ]

- Leave him alone!
- Says who?

Uh, says him and me!

Okay, guys, look.
We can do this the hard way
or the easy way.

[ Growling ]
[ Man ] What's so hard
about kicking his butt?

Nobody ever wants
to do it the easy way.

[ Man ]
Get him!

Ha! I think I'm getting
good at this!

Well, practice
makes perfect.

[ Man Growling ]
And here comes
more practice.

[ Man ]
Hey!

What did I say
when we tied up here
this morning? Huh?

What did I say?
You're lucky.

We're here to celebrate,
not make trouble.

Does this look like
a celebration to you? Huh?

Does it?
[ Stammering ]

- Shut up!
- [ Yelling ]

- Friends!
-[ All Gasping ]

Mine!
Move over!
I was here first!

Strangers.

Friends and strangers.

My name's Lysaka,
and I'm getting married today.

And I'm gonna throw
the biggest wedding party...

that this seaport
has ever seen!

- There's gonna be--
There's gonna be drinks!
- [ All Cheering ]

And-And-And-- And food...

and drinks!

Hey. What can I say?

I'm just a guy in love.

This guy knows how
to make friends fast.

Yeah. Must be his
charismatic personality.

Tell me, Hercules,
why would a woman want to
marry a slob like that?

I don't know, but she must
be pretty desperate.
[ Belches ]

Hey, sweetie. Come on out
and give 'em a thrill, huh?

Don't be shy,
honey-nubs.

Look... but don't touch.

She looks familiar.

She's all mine.

[ Man ]
What a catch!

Nautica!

[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

Hail!

Nautica!
Nautica, wait!

Hey, hey, hey!
But I've got to
talk to her!

That's my fianc?e
you're ogling, pal.

You don't understand.
That woman, she's--

So beautiful it's hard
to believe she's real.
You're one lucky man.

Congratulations.
Can I have a word with you?
Yeah, but--

Yeah, great. See ya.
Looks just like
your sister, doesn't she?

No, Herc. That's--

I love her
and she loves me.

Then why'd
she run away
when she saw you?

After all, she was
a mermaid, right?
Right.

So where's her tail?
In storage?

And what about Poseidon's
command that Nautica's heart
warms the seas?

If's she's here to
marry Lysaka, why haven't
the oceans frozen over?

El Nino?
You're not being very
helpful here, you know?

All right.
I'll bet you she's
around here somewhere.

Who?
If anyone knows why
Nautica's marrying Lysaka,

it's my sister.

Oh!
Besides, she's always been
a sucker for weddings.

Oh, not your sister!
Hercules, no! Hercules!

Hercules! Hercules!
She's gonna spoil everything.

Hi, little bro.

- Hi, Aphrodite.
- [ Squeals ]

Oh, you poor, dear,
sweet little loser!

Tsk. What you must
be going through!

Come to goddess,
baby.
No--

Shh.
Actually, it is
kind of comforting.

I, uh, guess you know
why we're here to talk.

Nautica and Lysaka.
[ Sobs ]

It's just so tragic!
I haven't stopped sobbing
in days!

[ Gasps ]
Are my eyes puffy?

What about my cheeks?
Are they flushed?
Splotchy?

I must look like a wreck!

Aphrodite?
About... Nautica?

I-I dropped in on her
a few times,

but she was so sad
I just couldn't bear
to watch her anymore.

You know?
A girl can only take
so much heartbreak.

Yeah, I can imagine.
[ Iolaus ]
Wait a second.

This is the love of my life
we're talking about. Why did she
end up with a slug like Lysaka?

Well, a few days ago,
the Sirens called me
to Triton's Cave.

I need your help,
Aphrodite.

Nautica, honey!

You know I'll do whatever.
Just ask.

Give me legs.

I'm getting married.

So, of course
I thought she was
talking about you.

- But, no. It's this other guy.
- What about Poseidon's command?

Well, she asked me to have
a talk with him.

So I said,
"Psiedy," I asked,

"Isn't there something
you can do so that the seas
won't freeze without her?"

And he thought about it,
and then he--
Aphrodite?

The, uh, short version.

Well, the short version is,

underneath
all those scales,

Psiedy is not nearly
as tough as he looks.

And I am his favorite niece,
so I got him to lift the decree.

Well, how come
she's still with Lysaka?

And if she wanted your help,
why didn't she ask for it
when she fell in love with me?

- She wouldn't tell me.
- Uh--

Maybe we should
talk to her father.
Triton?

Yeah. I mean, he's not here.
What father misses
his own daughter's wedding?

Come to think of it,
he hasn't been here
for any of this.

All right.
You stall the wedding,

and I'll, uh,
I'll go find him.

- And I'll help Curly.
- He can handle it.

Don't be silly!
It'll be fun!

"Fun." Well, it's not the word
I would've used.

Come on. Move it.

You gonna eat that
all by yourself, pal?

[ Laughing ]

Go. Keep moving.
Keep going.

Come on.

Gotta hand it to you,
Aphrodite.

Some of your ideas
do work.

[ Aphrodite's Voice ]
Of course!
And when you're with Nautica,

you'll revert back
to your normal self.

Go get 'em, Curly!

Aphrodite--

Aphrodite!

[ Men Chattering ]
[ Man ]
What's the matter, sweetheart?

The bad man take it?
[ Growls ]

Havin' fun,
little lady?
Excuse me.

Is this a private party,
or can anyone join in?

[ Shouting ]

Serena.

Feeling better?

Oh, well, this must
be yours, huh?

- What do we say, honey?
-Thank you, Mommy.

No, not me.
We have to thank
the nice man.

-Thank you, sir.
- Hey, why don't you help Daddy
pack a lunch for our picnic?

There you are.

Well, thank you again.

Hey! Are you ready
for a picnic?

Another time,

another life.

My name's Serena.
I'm Hercules. It's nice
to meet you, Serena.

Hercules.
Son of Zeus Hercules?

You're blushing!

I've embarrassed you.
I'm sorry.
No, no. It's-It's not that.

It's just that...

you remind me
of someone I know.

I hope that's
a good thing.
Yeah, yeah. It's--

It's a good thing.

What are you doing
so far from home?

How did you know
I was far from home?

Your-Your boots.
They look like they've
been on the road for a while.

Well, I have been traveling
for a couple days now.

My husband was lost at sea
two moons ago.

An oracle told me
he's still alive,

but if I want
to see him again,
I have to petition Triton.

Do the gods
hear our prayers?

They hear,
but they don't always listen.

Our daughter
needs her father.

I can't just give up--
not while there's
a chance...

we might still be
together again.

Can you
understand that?

You have no idea
how much.

Listen, I'm on my way
to see Triton's shrine myself.

We could travel together--
you know, just for
the company.

You see?
I was right.
About what?

My luckischanging
for the better.

[ Popping Sound ]

They should really make
these doorways
a lot bigger.

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.
Uh, which is
Nautica's room?

That one.
I can handle it
from here.

- Ingrate!
- What'd I say?

Go away.
Nautica, it's me.

[ Gasping ]

I thought you'd forgotten me.
I thought
you'd forgotten me.

I never want to leave you.
Oh, I never want you to
leave me again either.

Quick, let's slip
over the side.
We'll swim to the dock,

and we'll be gone
before he even notices.

Iolaus, I can't
go with you.

Why not?
I just--
I just can't.

[ Knocking ]

[ Lysaka ]
Sweetums,
it's your huggy bear!

If he finds you in here,
he'll kill both of us.

[ Knocking ]
Aphrodite?

Aphrodite!

[ Aphrodite's Voice ]
I'm not talking to you.

A goddess has feelings,
too, you know.

[ Lysaka ]
Gonna count to three!

One,

two--

Uh, two--

Uh, Aphrodite,
I'm really sorry.

I'm really, really,
really sorry.

I was wrong.
But we've got
an emergency here!

I didn't hear "please."

[ Gasps ]
Please.

Two--
Quick!

Ready or not,
here I come!

Who in Tartarus are you?

Mmm, why, you, uh,
you silly muffin,

I'm her seamstress.

And don't you know
it's bad luck to see
the bride afore the weddin'?

Now, you get yourself
out of here. You go on.
Shoo, now. Go on.

Sorry. I-I didn't know it.
Hey.

I don't remember
you coming on board.

Because you've been
so busy supervising
the wedding party...

all by yourself,
you poor man.

Why don't I give you
a hand?

Thank you for all your help.
Now, when you're done,
please...

go home.

- She still loves me.
- Of course she does,
'cause you're so cute!

Yeah, but... why's she
gonna marry that creep?

Oh. Leave it to me.

Oh. I knew
you were gonna say that.

I'm good.

I thought you were
helping Iolaus.

I gave him
a wonderful disguise,
and now he's on his own.

You know, Curly's developed
a real attitude problem.

Good for him.

What's with you?
You're acting funny.

Why do I feel like
I know that girl?

In another life,
she was my wife.

We ask the force
that created the sun,

the earth,

the seas and the skies--

To bless this union,

make us one,

inseparate, always.

Always.

Enough!

Please stop.
I'm fragile enough as it is
dealing with Iolaus...

and his lost love.

- Does she know?
-No.

And she isn't
going to know.

What about Triton?
Have you talked to him?

I was just heading
down to his cave.

Okay, well,
let's take the shortcut.

How did a girl like you
end up with a guy
like me, huh?

Blackmail.
[ Grunts ]

And a great sense
of humor too!

That's why I love her.

Where's the priest?

Somebody get me the priest,
or I'll dice the lot of ya!

The priest's on his way
from the temple. He should
be here by sundown.

Sundown?

That's when the fun
really begins.
Huh, sugar toes?

[ Belches ]
[ Stomach Rumbles ]

I'm hungry.
Where's the food?

Over here! Coming!

A feast extraordinaire--
preparer aa la table--

for your dining pleasure.

Who are you?

Who am I?
Je suis Lescopierus,
your savior.

I mean, your server
this evening.

Mon sp?cialit?,
c'est le bifteck Tartarus

et l'octopus Spartan.

Served diced.

And with just a little
dash of spice...

to make it nice.

And when I say that,
I mean just that.

Nothing more, nor less.
A dash.

- Just a little splash!
- [ Mouths Word ]

So that everything can swim
in its own flavor.

You're making me dizzy.

Let us jump into
a whole new world of taste...

as we escape
the boring recipes...

- of zee past.
- Huh?

- [ Gasps ]
- Oops.

[ Growling ]

Wish I could do that.
It'd save me
a lot of time.

Was it this dark
the last time
you were here?

Hmm-mm.
Something's wrong.

Very wrong.

Triton!
It's Hercules!

I'm here about
your daughter, Nautica.

[ Triton ]
Nautica?
Cousin?

[ Groans ]

Here.
Let me help.

No one can help me.
I'm-- I'm dying.

Y-You can't die.
You're a god.

My trident was
my source of power,

given to me
by my father, Poseidon.

Half a moon past,
it was stolen by a mortal.

- Lysaka.
- You know his name.

He took your trident.
That's why Nautica
agreed to marry him.

[ Triton ]
I ordered her to refuse,

but Nautica's
a headstrong girl.

She thinks if she gives
Lysaka what he wants,

he'll return what he stole,
but he can't.

- Why not?
-When the Cabiri
made the trident,

she also made certain....

its power would be lost
in mortal hands.

Well, then I'll just
go get it back.

There's no point.
It's useless now.

But... If-If he can't
use it,

then what good is it
to him?

Nautica doesn't know that.

She thinks if
she stays with him,

it'll save my life.
She's giving herself
to him for no reason.

Then... either way you die.

And if the seas
die with you,

so does mankind.

If Triton dies,
the seas die with him?

The Cabiri made one trident.
I'll ask her to make another.

Uh, bro,
no one asks the Cabiri
for anything.

Not even the gods.
She's--

She's, like,
a force of nature.

You can't even
talk to her.

She'll talk to me.

Don't break your heart,
little brother.
Thanks.

I'm done here.

Now I just have to wait
and see if luck
is on my side.

Let's make our own luck.
I don't understand.

There's a place.
It's not far from here.

An ancient ruin.
What's there?

The Cabiri.
It's a spirit.

Some people think
she was here
before the gods were born.

I always thought
the Cabiri was a fable.

No.

With her help,
maybe we can get Triton
to answer your prayer.

Hey, um, why are you
being so nice to me?

Part of the job.
It's... what I do.

No, really.

That person
I told you about--

the one that I said
you remind me of--

I loved her...

more than I ever thought
I could love anybody.

But--

Well, let's just say
fate was against us.

I always thought
we create our own destiny.

Yeah. Hey, we,
uh, better hurry.

Come on.

[ Groans ]

I leave you alone,
and look at what happens.

Aphrodite, don't.
I'm not in the mood.

The love of my life
is marrying a thug,
and I can't stop it.

Why won't she let me
help her?

[ Sighs ]
I'll tell you,
but you're not gonna like it.

Legend says the Cabiri
is an ally of Hephaestus.

But not even Hephaestus
knows where she comes from.

Nobody knows what
she wants from the world...

or if she wants
anything at all.

What?
No, nothing.

No. Come on.
What?

Well, this is gonna
sound crazy, but...

when I look at you,
I get the feeling
I know you.

Uh-- You'd be surprised
how often I get that.

You probably saw me
passing through town.

I do a lot of traveling.

No, I don't mean
I've just seen you
before.

I feel like...
we used to really
know each other.

But that's not
possible, is it?

It's ridiculous.
I can't explain it.

You don't-- You don't
have to explain it.

I feel the same way.

Well, you know,
it's the mind.
It's a funny thing.

Look out!

I wish I could
change your mind.
You can't.

I, um, had to give that
back to you,

so you could give it
to me at our wedding.

You mean, yes?

Yes?

I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that.

I think we both did it.
I don't know what to say.

Maybe I should go
the rest of the way alone.

Yes. I suppose
you should.

I don't want to risk
you getting hurt.

I'll wait here.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's a good idea.

I'll be back.

Don't worry. You'll be safe.
She'll want to pick on me.

I'm glad she's
in a good mood.

You told Iolaus
about Triton?

Yeah.
He's stalling.

Let's go play!

[ Cries Out ]
You never did
have any manners!

dddd [ Blows Note ]

[ Man ]
Who's the best man?

[ Man #2 ]
Obviously not the groom.

You promise when this is over,
you'll give back
my father's trident.

Sure, sure.
Whatever.

Be all the family,
right, sluggums?

[ Old Man Gibbering ]

Mogo.

Ah, wait, wait, wait.
Show some respect.

[ Kisses ]
[ Exclaims ]

It is-- Oh.
What h-h-h-h--

[ Gibbering ]

Now, then, which are the two
who are getting married?

Uh, we are--
Me and her--
Us.

Shut up. Now,

we are gathered here
to witness the union--

Uh, where are they?

Huh? Huh?
[ Cries Out ]

- [ Screams ]
- [ Gibbering ]

Oh, help me!
Oh, help me!

Uh, you all right?
It's me.

[ Whispering ] Iolaus?
You've gotta get out
of here! He'll kill you!

I know about
the deal you made,
Nautica.

Lysaka lied. He can't give
your father's trident back.
It's destroyed.

What?
Yeah. Uh,
follow my lead.

Hey, are you gonna
marry us or what?

[ Gibbering, Chuckling ]

Patience is
a virtue, young man.

[ Chuckling ]
Okay.

[ Wheezing Laughter ]

Now, good people,

marriage is
an institution...

long blessed
by the gods...

and not to be entered
into lightly...

or unwisely...

or unprepared.

Are you prepared,
young man?
Uh, yeah.

Yeah! Yeah!
Let's go!

And what about you,
young miss?

Do you have any...
questions?

Uh, yes, actually.
I-- I do have
a few questions...

I-I'd like to
ask you alone.

See?
Me and her, alone.

Oh! Got to go
and answer the questions.

Where are they going--
Stop 'em!

[ All Shouting ]

[ Gasps ]

You're the okula
from this morning.

And-And the cook.
You were the cook too!

And the seamstress.

That's it.
String him up!

You kill him,
you'll have to kill me too!

Huh? Why?

Because he's
the man I love.

No. No, no--

I'm the man you love.

I-I thought
we had a deal.

Yeah, we had a deal.
You lied to me.

Only 'cause I loved you so.
I thought you loved me too.

If you truly love me,
Lysaka,

then you'll let us
be together.

Okay, if-- if-if
that's the way you feel.

- Hang 'em both.
- [ Men Chuckling ]

I told you
this was useless!

Cabiri doesn't talk
to anyone.

Maybe nobody's ever
asked the right way.

[ Wind Howling ]

[ Gasps ]
What are you doing?

Rearranging...
[ Cries Out ]

the furniture.

Bro, you're upset.

This is Cabiri,
an ancient spirit...

here before
the gods were born.

I'm gonna knock
this whole place flat...

unless you show
yourself to me!

Why are you
doing this?

For Iolaus and Nautica?

[ Scoffs ] I mean,
I'm as much of a romantic
as the next Goddess of Love,

but let's get a little
perspective here!

It's not just Iolaus.
It's her.

Two down.

Going... for... three!

You're doing this
for her.
I'm doing this for me.

Number four, coming up!

Talk to me!

I said, talk to me!

I know why
you're here, Hercules.

You want me to make
a new trident to save
the sea lord's life.

What matter is his life
to you? You're no
friend of the gods.

But I am a friend
of mortals.

Without your help,
the seas will die
and so will mankind.

And if you won't
do it for mankind,

then help us
in the name of love.

Love?
[ Hercules ]
If Triton lives,

his daughter will be free
to marry the man
she truly loves,

and a woman I know...

will find her husband.
I knew it.

You ask my help
in the name of love?

That's right.
The woman
you speak of--

in another life,
she was yours.

Wouldn't it be better
for you if her husband
never returned?

Don't you miss her?
It's a bargain
I made with fate.

I used the Kronos Stone
to save her.

It's my heart
for her life.

So be it.

Huh.

Here you go.
I'll take this
to Triton.

Yeah, just tell him
to make sure that
Serena's husband reaches home.

And you talk to her.

Tell her what
she means to you.

Okay. Okay. I will.

Hi.
Oh, thank the gods.

That lightning
and the noise-- I thought
I'd never see you again.

You were right.
Luck was on
our side today.

You can go home now.

Home?
Yeah. You'll find
your husband....

waiting for you
when you get there.

Really?

Triton will live and send
your husband back to you.
I'm sure of it.

Thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

Like I said, it's part
of the job description.

No. Thank you.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

[ People Chattering ]

What are you
grinnin' about, huh?

In three seconds' time.
you're gonna be
dancin' on air!

With no music, neither.

- You wouldn't understand.
- Try me.

We're together.

And nothing's ever gonna
keep us apart again.

Nautica?
Yes, Iolaus.

Will you marry me?

Oh, yes, Iolaus!

That's enough!

On the count of three,
hoist 'em!

One,

two--

Don't tell me.
I-I know this.

Two-- Huh?
Hey, Lysaka.

Haven't you ever heard
that it's bad luck to hang
the bride on her wedding day?

Sorry I'm late.

[ All Gasping ]

You know, after the day
I've had, I'm actually
looking forward to this.

[ Growling ]

Guess this isn't
your lucky day.

[ Shouting, Groaning ]

Iolaus,
I can't leave you.

You can't stay.

Don't you want me?
More than anything.

But in this world,

you'll just be
a fish out of water.

I-I didn't mean--
I wouldn't care.

You would.

Sooner or later.

You'll begin
to dream of...

everybody and everything
you left behind.

No.
I know how hard it is...

to leave the only world
you've ever known.

It's like-- It's like
tearing yourself in two.

You'll come
to regret that.

And I couldn't
stand that.

We both know your place
is under the sea.

But you promised
you'd never leave me again.

Iolaus, how much
do you love Nautica?

I'd give up
the world for her.

Good.
That's what I had in mind.

[ High-pitched Squeal ]

Hercules, uh, spending
these last few months
with you has--

has meant more to me
than my entire life
in the other world.

You're the best friend
I ever had.

I'm gonna miss you, Iolaus.
I'll see ya around.

Yeah.

Uh, be good.
[ Chuckles ]

Listen to me telling you
to be good.

And you, uh--
you take care of her.

You're one lucky man.
I will.

And I am.

Thanks, guys.

Are you sure
this is gonna work?
Yes.

Once you're away
from the shore, you'll be
halfway through the change.

And your dad is gonna be
very glad to see you.

Trust me.

I hate it
when you say that.

[ Both Laughing ]

Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!

It's hard
to say good-bye.

Gets harder every time.

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