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Oh, no. You know, Herc,
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when we're in public,
like, with people,
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you're gonna have to keep
that theory to yourself...
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'cause they're gonna
think you're crazy.
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Yeah, well, geniuses are never
appreciated in their own time.
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Hercules, your head. What?
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Well, it's... it's so huge!
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You want a hand
carrying it around?
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I'm telling you, Iolaus, the
Earth is orbiting around the sun.
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That is why we have seasons.
When we're far from the sun, it's winter.
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When we're close, it's
summer. Oh, come on.
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Look, how come... I mean,
the sun travels across the sky.
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How come it looks like
it moves around us, huh?
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Because that's just
what it looks like.
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You know, you may be able to sell
that kind of Hydra dung to Evander...
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'cause, I mean, you know,
he's a kid, he's impressionable.
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How old is he now?
He's almost five.
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Ooh. Tantrum age. I bet
Nemesis has her hands full.
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It'll be nice to see
her again. Help!
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Or hear from her.
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Ares wants the boy,
Nemesis. I don't have him.
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I'm telling you. He's not here.
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Why don't I believe you?
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Maybe you've got trust issues.
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What do you think, Iolaus? Yeah,
I'm inclined to agree, Hercules,
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combined with an
underdeveloped superego.
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Hmm. Not to mention projection,
repression, regression and denial.
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- Wiener envy?
- Look at him.
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Huh? Kill them!
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Maybe he's just
a complete idiot.
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That's a little harsh, Hercules.
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Let me know how the
weather is up there.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- Swine.
- Pigs.
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Whew.
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- Nemesis!
- Hercules.
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Oh! As usual, just
in the nick of time.
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It's uncanny, isn't it?
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You remember Iolaus.
How could I forget?
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Oh, it's nice to see Ares isn't above
sending his goons to do his dirty work.
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I take it he's still unhappy with that
custody arrangement you guys worked out.
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He's never happy. But
speaking of happiness,
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where is that favorite
nephew of mine?
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You weren't lying back there,
were you? Evander's really not here.
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He took him from me, Hercules.
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- Who?
- Zeus.
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This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued
mankind with suffering.
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Only one man dared to
challenge their power...
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever there was evil,
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wherever an
innocent would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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Hail!
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I thought I could teach him to control
the power he inherited from Ares.
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But the older he gets, the more
it seems to slip away from him.
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That's not your fault. As his
mother, that's not easy to accept.
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Yeah, but it's true.
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What Evander imagines,
he can make real.
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He's even more
powerful than his father.
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That explains Ares' interest.
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Zeus believes the only way
for him to manage his power...
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is to be brought up by
the gods in Olympus.
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Don't let anyone make
you doubt yourself.
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Zeus has no right to raise your child
if that's not what you want, Nemesis.
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But who am I to say no
to the king of the gods?
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You're Evander's
mother. This is his home.
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And I'm gonna make sure
that this is where he grows up.
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Come here.
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Are we off to Zeus's
temple? Hmm.
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How long has it
been? Not long enough.
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It's horrible!
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See? They... Run for your lives!
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Run! It's hideous!
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Should we have a bad
feeling about this? Sure.
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Are those... polka dots?
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You ever get the feeling the
gods are running out of ideas?
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That was new. Yeah.
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- Evander.
- Evander?
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Evander!
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Evander, that's enough.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye!
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Hi, Uncle Herc.
Yeah, hi, Evander.
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- Hello, son.
- Huh.
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Why don't we just skip
the family reunion crap?
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I'm here to take Evander back.
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Uh, perhaps there's
somewhere we can talk in private.
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What I'm gonna do is teach
you how to throw a stone.
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Since when did you move
up to kidnapping? Enough!
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Now, in case you've forgotten,
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Evander is Ares' son, which
makes me his grandfather.
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That doesn't give you the right
to take him away from his mother.
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You think it was
easy for me? Yes, I do.
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Things are always easy for you. You
just don't care about the consequences.
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Say good-bye to your grandson.
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He'll kill Nemesis, you know.
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That's why I took
him, to protect her.
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Didn't she tell you
about his powers?
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She mentioned it.
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Did she mention that he
almost killed her one night?
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Oh, he didn't mean to,
but he had a nightmare,
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and it became as real as that
monster you saw in the square.
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If I hadn't stepped in, Evander
would be an orphan right now.
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Of course, he'd still have Ares.
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When did you decide to take
an interest in your offspring?
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Since I realized that my grandson was
all that I had left in the mortal world.
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You gave up on me a very long
time ago, not that I blame you.
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But I've seen the sun rise
and set on more seasons...
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than I care to remember.
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And I don't want to
lose this last chance...
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to make up for the life
I never could give you.
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I appreciate what you're saying.
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But you're going about this all
wrong. Nemesis is his mother.
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I don't intend to
keep him forever,
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just long enough to teach
him how to control his power.
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If you really mean that, then you
won't mind if I take over for you.
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Well, perhaps
that might be best.
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Hard as I try to play
the disciplinarian,
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I can't hide my
amusement at his pranks.
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That seems to encourage him.
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Well,
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that's what
grandfathers are for.
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Okay, Evander, we're
gonna play a game.
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It's called... someone else's
shoes. How do you play?
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Well, all you have to do
is use your imagination.
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And from what we've seen,
you've got a pretty good one.
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- That's how you made
the monster appear, isn't it?
- That was fun.
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Uh, yeah, but it wasn't fun
for everyone, now, was it?
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You see that boy over there?
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To put yourself in his shoes, you
have to imagine that you're him.
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You're gonna imagine that the
monster destroyed your house,
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so tonight you won't
have anywhere to sleep.
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I don't like this game.
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We haven't gotten
to the fun part yet.
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Imagine how good you would
feel if you had your room back.
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Maybe I can give it back to him.
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W-What a great idea.
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Remember how you
made the monster appear?
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You just imagined it, right?
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Well, now imagine the house...
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just coming back
together again, okay?
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- I did it!
- Yes, you did!
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I see he's in good hands.
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I shall leave you to it then.
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All right. What do we
do next? Mmm, that one.
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Okay. Yeah, over there.
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I got it. Easy!
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So, uh, what do
you wanna fix next?
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Let's do that well.
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Okay.
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I like this game, Hercules.
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That's a good thing.
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Hut, hut!
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Look!
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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He saw the shadows
on the wall of the cave,
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and the voice in
his head said to him,
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"What we see are
the shadows of reality.
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What is real is what
casts the shadows."
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And he said, "Don't be so
foolish," said the other one.
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And they...
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Ah, right.
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Evander?
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Iolaus! Wake up! Ladies,
ladies, please. One at a time.
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Wake up! Evander's gone! Huh?
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The two stooges. Lose something?
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This is a new look.
You tryin' to lose weight?
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Where is he, Ares?
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I don't know where he is,
and it's not for lack of trying.
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If you must know, Dad's got him.
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Zeus won't let me
anywhere near him.
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I'm sure you're devastated
by this. The truth is,
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I couldn't care less what
happens to the little demon.
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What does concern me is what could
happen because of him. What do you mean?
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Why you keep giving Zeus
second chances, I'll never know.
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Well, maybe this time you're
gonna learn your lesson.
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He's gonna use Evander to free
Hera from the Abyss of Tartarus.
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Wait a minute. Zeus
and Hera hate each other.
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Why would he do
that? He wouldn't.
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The Titans are
imprisoned with her.
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If he opens the Abyss,
they could escape.
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Yeah, fine. What do I know?
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But since you taught
Evander to focus his powers,
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you're gonna find
out soon enough.
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What do I know?
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He's crazy.
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Yeah, but sometimes he's right.
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What are we doing here, Grandpa?
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We're here to find your
grandmother, Evander.
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And I can't do it
without your help.
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Now, you remember the game that
you and Hercules played together?
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Someone else's
shoes? I like that game.
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Good. Well, imagine
that you're Grandma,
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and you're down there all
alone in that scary place,
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and there's no one there
to keep you company...
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but a race of giants
called the Titans.
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I know how to make her feel
better. We'll get her up here.
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Oh! What a wonderful idea! Yes!
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Cool!
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There goes the neighborhood.
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Evander, why don't
you get behind me?
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Who are you?
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It's all right. It's all
right. We're family.
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My family?
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Why don't I remember you?
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The Abyss must have
affected her memory.
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Lucky break.
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Father, may I have a word
with you, being family and all?
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And how are we related?
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Uh, well, uh...
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I can't believe you did this!
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I had no other choice, Hercules.
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When Kronos created the Abyss,
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he made sure that the key
to opening it was a paradox...
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The power of a god coupled
with the innocence of a child.
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Is that supposed
to be an excuse?
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You give me one good reason why
I shouldn't throw you in there myself!
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Who do you think you
are to speak to me like this?
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You son of a...
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Do it. Do it!
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I swear I will make
your life miserable...
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for using Evander to
bring back that witch.
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Just once, Hercules,
it would be so nice...
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if you gave me the
benefit of the doubt.
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Just once it would be
nice if you earned it.
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You may find this hard
to believe, but I love her.
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And she loved me
once till I betrayed her.
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And the only reason I could
never apologize for my infidelities...
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was because it
produced a son like you.
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- So what, it's my fault?
- No. I've already told you.
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I'm trying to make up for the
mistakes that I've made in the past,
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and that's exactly
what I shall do.
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Hera is my wife.
240
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,832
It's time I started being
her husband again.
241
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,636
Some day your selfishness
is gonna destroy the world.
242
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,442
Huh?
243
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,046
What's happening? Good question.
244
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,095
Evander, are you doing this?
245
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,887
Grandpa told me the Titans
were all alone in a scary place.
246
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,724
Maybe they can play with us too.
247
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,596
Everybody... out!
248
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:09,353
Who are you? Who are you?
249
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,691
Why are we so much
bigger than everything else?
250
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,593
Perhaps I can be
of some assistance!
251
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,676
- Shall we best find them?
- I think you've done enough.
252
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,722
Iolaus and I will
go after the Titans.
253
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,213
You're taking Evander
back to Nemesis.
254
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,260
You think you can do that, Dad?
255
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,951
Do not patronize me.
256
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,453
Are you mad at me, Hercules?
257
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:49,660
No, kiddo. You were trying to do
something nice, and that's never wrong.
258
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,707
You're gonna go back and
see your mother again, okay?
259
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,709
I'll come by for a
visit as soon as I can.
260
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:58,035
So you're telling us that the
gods trapped us in the Abyss?
261
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:01,405
Well, in their defense,
you were tryin' to kill 'em.
262
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,675
Wait.
263
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,677
Ares!
264
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,046
I remember you.
265
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,782
He's one of them!
266
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,052
You're toast, buddy.
267
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,859
Oh! Hey, hey, hey! Easy. Okay,
let's just keep our temper, shall we?
268
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,261
I thought we might
come to some...
269
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,331
mutually beneficial arrangement.
270
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,635
Uh, what's "beneficial" mean?
271
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,638
Big men, small brains.
272
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,574
A deal, my friends, a
deal. That's a good thing.
273
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,711
I help you destroy Olympus.
274
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,981
You get to pay back those
nasty gods for imprisoning you.
275
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,851
Then, when they've
got nowhere else to hide,
276
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,987
you can hunt them
down at your leisure...
277
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,624
and crush them horribly
with your big feet.
278
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,963
In return, we declare a truce.
279
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:04,434
So... you'd be
the only god left.
280
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,074
Gee, I-I guess I would!
281
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:13,911
So how are we gonna
destroy Olympus?
282
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:18,415
Well, as strong as you are... and can
I say you're both looking magnificent...
283
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,517
You're not quite strong enough.
284
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,519
But you've got a brother who is,
285
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:26,090
and I know just
where to find him.
286
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:29,927
We have a brother?
What's his name?
287
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,530
Atlas.
288
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,434
Yep, that is
definitely a footprint.
289
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,582
It's a good thing about these
Titans... they're easy to track.
290
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:44,474
The hard part is knowing what to
do with them once you find them.
291
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:48,378
Hey, you know, now that Hera's
not throwing fireballs and stuff at us,
292
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:52,382
she's... she's quite a
nice person. It won't last.
293
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,152
You got that look
again, Herc. What look?
294
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,555
The "How can I have
been so stupid?" look.
295
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,325
I consider myself to be
pretty perceptive, Iolaus.
296
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:05,196
At least I like to think I am. Usually
I can tell when I'm being lied to.
297
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,999
It's like I've got this blind
spot when it comes to Zeus.
298
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,903
Of course you do. Every
son wants to believe his father.
299
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,172
I stopped seeing him as
my father a long time ago.
300
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,142
Yeah, well, maybe
that's your problem.
301
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,880
Look, Hercules,
302
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:27,251
it was years before I could stop thinking
of my father as this great general...
303
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,387
and realize he's just like us.
304
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:35,326
He's an imperfect person trying to
make his way in an imperfect world.
305
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,862
Are you defending Zeus?
306
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,865
Because I can't just look at
him as some lonely old man...
307
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,033
who's trying to make
amends with his wife, Iolaus.
308
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,635
But that's what he is, Hercules.
309
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,637
He is lonely.
310
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,153
Thank you for releasing me.
311
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,357
Don't thank me.
Thank your grandson.
312
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,893
Well, I suppose
it's safe to say that...
313
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,939
you're my hero, little man.
314
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,663
Want to play hide
and go seek? All right.
315
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:16,934
But if I find you, I get a hug.
316
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:23,774
I haven't seen you talk
like that to a child since...
317
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,643
Well, since Aphrodite was born.
318
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,579
I wish I could remember.
319
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,182
I'm hoping this will help.
320
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:40,791
You and I created this
when the world was new.
321
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,528
Quite an accomplishment,
to bring life to this world.
322
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:48,399
All I have are...
323
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,634
feelings, really. Tell me.
324
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,803
Tell me.
325
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,407
I remember...
326
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:01,711
feeling complete.
327
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:07,084
There was a time you and I could
not have been happier together.
328
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,459
We'd better find Evander.
329
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,008
Titans, I give you Atlas!
330
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,012
So this guy's our brother.
331
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,748
Oh, yes! Imprisoned in
the ice by Zeus himself!
332
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:42,286
Back when the war between the
gods and the Titans shook the earth!
333
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:49,093
Now, I think I've fulfilled
my end of the bargain.
334
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,595
So what do you say,
gentlemen? Do we have a deal?
335
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:58,002
- Sure.
- But how do we get him
out of there?
336
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:02,139
Try living up to
your name, Helios.
337
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,489
Which one of us is Helios?
338
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:09,679
- That would be you.
- Oh.
339
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,816
Now... melt the ice!
340
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,919
Okay.
341
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:34,238
Yeah!
342
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,536
Much obliged, my
simple brothers.
343
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,705
I guess he recognizes us.
344
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:19,616
Now, where was I?
345
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:23,853
Ah, yes. Death to the Olympians!
346
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:27,591
Our timing is way off today.
347
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,980
Wow! That's really great. I
didn't know you could do that.
348
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:41,138
Oh, thanks. Hey,
you know, Atlas?
349
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,140
You were a lot cooler
when you were frozen.
350
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,010
Friends of yours, my brothers?
351
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,145
Never seen them before.
352
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:53,750
I... You wouldn't know me, but, uh,
I think you know my father... Zeus.
353
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:56,153
Me, I'm just a
friend of the family!
354
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,455
What a coincidence.
355
00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,058
We were just on our
way to destroy Olympus.
356
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:04,161
Now, why'd you have to
go and say a thing like that?
357
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,270
Now we don't have any choice but to
throw the three of you off this mountain.
358
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:17,607
Ooh!
359
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,515
I won't waste time
destroying you...
360
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,651
while the gods fortify
themselves against us.
361
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,789
Squash these annoying
fleas, my brothers.
362
00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,791
I'll go on ahead.
363
00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:52,142
I got to start thinking
about retiring.
364
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:56,146
Don't worry. After
this one, I'm done.
365
00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:02,286
Maybe it's time we get
these two kids together.
366
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,020
Yeah! Whatever!
367
00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:18,001
Run, insects!
368
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:38,855
What are you doing?
It's good for the pores.
369
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:47,831
He's very good at this.
370
00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,219
Please wake up.
371
00:27:56,642 --> 00:28:00,710
- Evander, what's the matter?
- I can't make him wake up.
372
00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:06,316
Evander, you may have
trouble understanding this,
373
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,465
but all things come
to an end. Why?
374
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:15,359
Everything has a
beginning, doesn't it?
375
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:18,027
Well, it wouldn't be fair if
it didn't have an end too.
376
00:28:19,632 --> 00:28:22,899
But can't they just
start over again?
377
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:29,640
Maybe, if we
combined our strength...
378
00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,494
You did it!
379
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:04,774
Tryin' to find the door?
380
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:09,246
Ares, come to watch
your dynasty crumble?
381
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:11,881
Didn't your brothers tell ya?
382
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:15,197
I had a deal with them! I'm the
one who told 'em where to find you!
383
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:20,324
- Now, maybe we can strike
a bargain of our own.
- I'm listening.
384
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:24,094
You wanna find the door; I
wanna be the last god standing.
385
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,963
You'd sell out your own family?
386
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:29,933
In a heartbeat, big guy.
387
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,536
I always did like you.
388
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:36,306
Yeah? Well, you'll
like this even better.
389
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:48,352
"Open," says me.
390
00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:55,626
What's the holdup?
391
00:29:55,694 --> 00:30:00,430
The son of Zeus must have
succeeded in besting my brothers.
392
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:03,433
I may know a way
to slow him down,
393
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,571
but first, I'm gonna have
to pay a visit to the Fates.
394
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:13,543
Question! Can't this wait?
395
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:17,447
No, it can't! What?
396
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,917
Well, if you're so
fed up with the gods,
397
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,919
why don't we let them
just destroy Olympus?
398
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,990
Remember my theory about the
seasons? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
399
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:29,926
The sun revolves around the Earth.
What's that got to do with Olympus?
400
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:34,230
Well, Olympus is
supported by a pillar...
401
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,378
that runs right into
the center of the Earth.
402
00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,802
If Atlas manages
to break the pillar,
403
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,505
Olympus will come
crashing down. So?
404
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:44,274
So if Olympus falls,
405
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,388
it'll hit the ground with
the force of a comet.
406
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,179
A what? A comet.
407
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,449
I'll explain later.
408
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,185
Olympus will knock the
Earth right out of its orbit.
409
00:30:55,253 --> 00:31:00,757
Wait. So if the Earth gets
knocked too close to the sun...
410
00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,759
We'll fry.
411
00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,195
And if it goes too
far... We'll freeze.
412
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:10,300
Why are you wasting time
explaining this to me? Come on!
413
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,103
Folks, my partner.
414
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,843
That's my house!
We're almost there!
415
00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,848
What's the matter?
416
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:28,819
I've grown quite
attached to him.
417
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:33,724
It takes the simplicity of a child to
teach us the most obvious lessons.
418
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:36,226
Evander was right.
419
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:39,830
Sometimes we
can just... start over.
420
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:44,300
I've made so many
mistakes, Hera,
421
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:47,237
and sooner or later, you're
going to remember all of them.
422
00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:53,176
But if you're willing, I'll spend
eternity trying to make them up to you.
423
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:57,347
Please, please,
be my wife again.
424
00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:01,918
Zeus always was a charmer,
wasn't he, dear Mother?
425
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:05,154
Perhaps you've forgotten how
many women he's charmed.
426
00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:11,395
Well, it's a good thing the
Fates never throw away...
427
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,830
the history they weave.
428
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:18,602
I suppose I should
consider myself lucky. Why?
429
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:24,474
I get to fall in love with you
for the first time all over again.
430
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,848
Nah.
431
00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:38,021
Boo-ya!
432
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,700
Hera.
433
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,039
Hera, is everything all right?
434
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:59,075
Oh, it's perfectly all right.
435
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:03,980
I just thought of a way for you to
make amends for all your mistakes!
436
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:08,752
That's the danger of
love, dear husband.
437
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:11,588
It makes you vulnerable.
438
00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:14,658
I remember everything now,
439
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:19,128
especially the pain
of your betrayal.
440
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:22,265
Our precious Evander is the only
one that's never disappointed me.
441
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,267
I think I'll keep him,
442
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:29,172
while you spend eternity
thinking about what you've done.
443
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,875
Oh, I love you, Mom.
444
00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:41,751
But don't worry. You
won't be alone for long...
445
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,554
because I remember
that it was Hercules...
446
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:47,824
who trapped me in
the Abyss of Tartarus.
447
00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:51,461
So... he shall suffer
the same fate as you.
448
00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:59,268
Like father, like son.
449
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,310
Okay, okay, okay.
450
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:13,083
So the footprints
end here, but no Atlas.
451
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:18,020
What do you think we're missing?
452
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,725
I'd say the wall.
453
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:31,501
Gods of Olympus,
454
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:37,040
the fortress that has
protected you from my race...
455
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:40,276
is about to come crashing down.
456
00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:50,153
Let me say, Atlas, I really
admire your determination.
457
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,533
You're gonna need it when
you're learning to walk again.
458
00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:53,723
Should we be upsetting him?
459
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,425
Why not? Because!
460
00:34:55,494 --> 00:35:00,330
Now, son of Zeus, you die.
461
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:02,298
See? I told you. You upset him.
462
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,315
Boy, it's an anticlimax.
463
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,321
You were saying?
Me and my big mouth.
464
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:28,391
I suppose my
aim's a little rusty,
465
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,594
but I won't miss next time.
466
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,079
Looks like she got
her memory back.
467
00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:41,571
No, you think?
468
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:45,075
- Please stop. I'm scared.
- No.
469
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,244
Let him go. You can have me.
470
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:54,016
Oh, no, no, no! No,
you have me all wrong.
471
00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:57,120
I wouldn't hurt Evander.
472
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,722
He saved my life.
473
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,125
I don't want to fight you.
474
00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:03,693
You don't? No.
475
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:07,464
I can't say as I
blame you, Hercules.
476
00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:10,666
The last time we did battle,
you had the power of a god.
477
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:14,504
This time, things
won't go so well for you.
478
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:18,374
Just... stop. We've been
at war since I was a boy.
479
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:20,376
Now we have the
chance to end it.
480
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,246
You give me one good reason why.
481
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:26,048
It's never given either
of us a moment of peace!
482
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:30,953
Why are you in such
a conciliatory mood?
483
00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:36,726
Because Zeus loves you,
484
00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,630
and like it or not,
he is my father.
485
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:48,538
I vowed to reclaim my dignity,
Hercules, the day you were born.
486
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:55,411
And unlike some people,
I keep my promises.
487
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:15,331
All right, you Goddess of
Grump, give me your best shot!
488
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,333
Uh, you got a plan? Yeah.
489
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,713
He's dead.
490
00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:11,987
Is this what you wanted?
Was your vengeance worth it?
491
00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:20,029
If there is any
good in you at all,
492
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,500
you save him.
493
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,973
I can't do it alone.
494
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:45,020
- What have you done?
- It was a mistake.
495
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:47,990
I didn't mean to hurt him.
You're both to blame here!
496
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:52,528
You for betraying your wife... you
for taking your anger out on the world.
497
00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:55,598
Your war ends today.
Do you understand me?
498
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,268
It has cost us all too much!
499
00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:02,772
Try being selfless for a change!
500
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,841
Help Evander grow
into the kind of a man...
501
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:09,430
who can bring back to the world
everything that you've taken away.
502
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,765
Come on, Evander.
503
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:54,990
- Mommy!
- Evander!
504
00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,330
Oh, thank you, thank you.
505
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:07,337
So, that's it? Atlas holds
up the world for all eternity?
506
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,272
You want the job? Oh, I'm
more of a nine-to-five kind of guy.
507
00:40:10,342 --> 00:40:12,274
I hope you're happy!
508
00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:17,658
Because of you, Hera and Zeus
are gonna get back together again!
509
00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:21,917
And this upsets
you. Unbelievable.
510
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:24,754
Because everything
I ever learned...
511
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:28,424
about hate and greed
and envy and spite...
512
00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:31,260
I learned from Hera!
513
00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:33,730
Are there no more heroes?
514
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,932
Hey, you've got us.
515
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,175
You mark my words...
516
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:49,779
"You'll pay for this, Hercules."
517
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:52,948
"We'll meet again,
little brother."
518
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:57,052
"You're on my list, Hercules!"
519
00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:01,391
Did we forget anything?
Yeah, probably, but...
520
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,140
I think we hurt his feelings.
521
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:21,143
Huh. Does it matter?
522
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,145
Good point.
523
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:27,517
Hey, you know, before, did you mean
it when you were talking about retiring?
524
00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:30,265
Did I say that? Yeah,
yeah. I was there. You said it.
525
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:33,222
You said, "Don't worry.
After this one, I'm done."
526
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:38,895
Oh. Right. Well, then
I guess we're retired.
527
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:41,831
Great.
528
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,267
♪♪
529
00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:49,305
Here we go.
530
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:03,352
Okay, ready to come
out of retirement? You bet.
531
00:42:03,421 --> 00:42:06,722
But seriously, Herc, let
me ask you something.
532
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,792
Do you think you'll
ever give all this up?
533
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:13,696
You know, settle down,
hang up your gauntlets?
534
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,868
You know, Iolaus,
535
00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,004
I've spent so much time
walking down that road...
536
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:27,009
and wondering if eventually it would
take me somewhere I'd wanna stop.
537
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,612
But you know what?
538
00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:32,381
This is my life.
It's what I do best.
539
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:38,087
You know, maybe someday
I'll be ready to slow down, but...
540
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:42,758
for now I'd rather
just... keep on walking.
541
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,365
Care to join me?
542
00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:53,235
Frankly, Hercules, I
wouldn't have it any other way.
543
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,510
So, Hercules, you think Hera and
Zeus will be able to work things out?
544
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,623
After everything we've
been through together, Iolaus,
545
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,915
there's only one thing
I can say for sure:
546
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:09,619
Anything's possible. Yeah.
547
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:25,034
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