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Great! Now we're gonna be late.

We should've planned for
this. You can't plan for this.

That's why they
call it an ambush.

I just don't like keeping
Lilith waiting. That's all.

No. You just don't like to
keep your stomach waiting.

- I'm fluent in Iolaus,
remember?
- Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm fluent... in Hercules.

You see, I know that we're not really going
to Lilith's to help her with the harvest.

So, come on. Let's have it.

Have... what?

The real reason... that
we're going to Lilith's.

All right.

In her letter, she said she
was having trouble with Seska.

Oh, yeah? I thought
Seska was at the academy.

No. She...
graduated last spring.

What...

Apparently, ever
since she's been back,

she's been
getting... into fights.

Yeah, well...

Fighting... never...
solved... anything!

Eh.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

So, what's the plan?

Well, come on.

So, we bale some hay and
give Seska a good talking-to.

Don't tell me you forgot what
it was like to be a teenager?

Well, Herc, it's been a
long time. Well, you know.

You tell 'em to go
right, and they go left.

Then you tell 'em to go left, and
they go right. No. They still go left,

because they know you've been
tryin' to get them to go right all along.

Right. Wait a second. I'm confused.
I don't know which way to go with it.

Look, we can't just walk in
there like we have all the answers.

Right. We've gotta find out
what Seska's problems are...

and try to help her steer
her way through them.

Since when have you been
an expert in raising teenagers?

I raised you, didn't I?

Yeah, I guess... Wait a minute.

Hey, Seska.

We're having a party
tonight. You wanna come?

Sure. Great.

We need somebody
to serve the drinks.

Or you can be the
maid and clean up.

Yeah. We make a real mess.

Are you sure she's our third?
Yeah, 'cause she looks pretty lame.

Of course I'm sure.

Do you know how much unexpressed
rage she's feeling right now?

Rage you're gonna help
her channel. If you say so.

Hoo! Watch out, Magnus.
She went to the academy.

She'll kick your ass.

His ass isn't worth kicking.

Oh.

What's going on here, son?

Nothing. Uh! Dad!

You wouldn't happen to be picking
another fight, now, would you, Seska?

I don't pick fights.
They pick me.

I warn you, young lady. If I
catch you brawling in public again,

you will spend the
summer under house arrest.

Do you understand?

This isn't over.

Come on, guys.

Off you go.

Hey, nice kick. Oh, get lost.

You know what I like
most about Magnus?

What? Nothing.

I'm Haleh, and that's Sariah.

You can think of us as your
friendly neighborhood pest control.

So, how'd you like to get rid
of that roach once and for all?

You heard the magistrate. I
can't get in any more fights.

Yeah, well, exactly.

There are... other
ways of taking revenge.

The power of what?

Not "what." "Who."

Nebros... the first warlock.

He discovered that the gods weren't
the only source of power in the world.

These are his teachings,
and now we follow them.

Okay.

Only a triad of witches can
unleash the power of the book.

Just read along. You'll see.

"Great spirits of the beyond,
we beseech you; hear our prayer.

"Give us a sign so
that we may serve you.

Time... Past, present, future."

"Course... Beginning,
middle, end."

"Creation... Heaven,
earth, water."

Give us the power,
show us the way.

Give us the power,
show us the way.

Give us the power,
show us the way.

Give me your hand, Seska.

What are you doing?

I think I'm gonna like this.

I doubt Hercules will.

Welcome to our club.

This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to
challenge their power...

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,

wherever an
innocent would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

Hail!

Oh! Excuse me. I
hope I didn't hurt you.

Although, given the imbalance
in our body mass ratios,

that would be
virtually impossible.

There's the wimp!

Who's this, your bodyguard?

Okay, okay. I'll admit it.

But I hope, someday, I'll
stop needing his protection.

It's like I keep telling him. You
have got to stop running to... to...

Isoceles. Isoceles every
time you have a problem.

Iolaus, you're right, and
it's time I returned the favor.

So starting today, anyone who
wants to mess with Isoceles...

has to go through me.

Thanks. Yeah. Why
were they after you?

Magnus is the magistrate's son.

He decides who's part of
the in-crowd and who isn't.

Guess I didn't make
the cut. Thanks again.

Now I remember why I
hated being a teenager.

Oh, come on. You guys have
nothing to complain about.

After all, you were friends with
the most popular girl in school.

Oh, yeah. What
was her name again?

Uh, Sondra? Jennifer?

Trisha? Lilith?

No, that's not it. Nah.

Ah! Oh!

Oh, thanks for coming, guys.

It sounds like Seska's having a
rough go of it. Yeah. I can see why.

It's not just Magnus.

Ever since she got back
from the academy, it's...

It's like she's... lost.

I remember feeling the
same way when I graduated.

It's a tough age. You're not a kid
anymore, but you're not an adult either.

Hercules! Hey, Seska.

What are you doing here?

Uh, Iolaus and I were
in the neighborhood,

and we thought we'd, you know,
help your mother out with the harvest.

You really are a bad liar.

Yeah. Yeah, I am, aren't I?

Uh... Your mom's
worried about you.

Well,

since we're being so honest,
I should really tell you...

how she's been suffocating
me with her worrying.

And nothing personal, Hercules, but I kinda
resent that she asked you to come here.

I didn't come to
tell you what to do.

I came here as a friend.

Well, I can tell you... from one friend
to another... don't worry about me.

Seska!

Hey, that's lunch. Iolaus.

Yeah. Heh.

Uh, it's really good to see you.

Lunch, huh? Yeah.

Thanks for helping me out here.

Hey, I was helping
in the kitchen.

You have to remember this
is the homecoming game.

The score's tied, it's the final
play, and your mother here...

If you ever want
to eat here again,

you'll stop the
story right there.

- Okay.
- Good.

- Take it, buddy.
- Okay, well, you see,

your mother decided that she had to
distract the enemy. Iolaus, don't you dare!

The only thing she could
think of was to flash at them.

Needless to say, It... It
was a titillating performance.

You were a wild one, Mom.

Can I be excused?

- Well, we haven't had dessert.
- I'm meeting some friends.

Well, that's great. Who
are they? They's us.

I'm Haleh, and this is Sariah.

Uh, my mom, Iolaus and Hercules.

- Ready to go?
- You didn't tell me
you made a couple of friends.

I didn't think it
was newsworthy.

- Maybe they'd like to join us.
- They didn't come here
for a picnic.

- At least stay for dessert.
- Mom. We're not toddlers, okay? Quit it.

I'll be back when I'm back.

Tell me, Hercules.
I've always wondered...

Are you superior to
mortal men in... every way?

Do you know the difference
between being witty and being rude?

No. What?

- That's what I thought.
- Oh.

What?

Hey, your babysitter's
cute. Old friend of my mom's.

Let me introduce you to someone
who can help get him off your back.

- Thanks, but I need
no introduction.
- Who are you?

Looks like you do need
an introduction after all.

Or not.

Let's just say every
club needs a sponsor,

and I'm yours.

Did you get it? A
lock of Magnus's hair.

I got it last night while he was
sleeping. He snores like a rhino.

What's this for? You.

You want Hercules off your back, and
you want to get back at Magnus, right?

I-I guess so. Then, sister,
have I got the deal for you.

But you... have to act now.

Haleh. Have you seen Seska?

Yeah. I think she went to town.

Thank you.

You know,

Seska may not want
you as a babysitter,

but she doesn't speak for me.

Look, I'm sure
you've had it rough,

but that doesn't give you an
excuse to talk to me like that.

You don't know
anything about me.

I know people don't grow
a thick skin for no reason,

especially at your age.

You wanna tell me about it?

My parents died
when I was little,

and now I live with
my uncle who...

Well, he drinks too much and..
Resents having to take care of me.

Hercules... Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Don't patronize me, Hercules.

You know, the worst thing
anyone your age can do...

is pretend they remember
what it's like to be young.

The worst thing you can do is pretend
that your pain doesn't bother you.

Oh, you really are
special, Hercules...

In an "after
school" kind of way.

You don't have
to like me, Haleh,

but I want to make
you clear on something.

Seska's a friend of mine. Anyone
who hurts my friends... hurts me.

Well, maybe you should
grow a thicker skin.

Hey. Seska. Seska,
wait. Come on.

For what? For you to lecture me
on how I should treat my mother?

I know you think she
embarrassed you, but

she's just trying to
be included in your life.

Yeah? Well, maybe I wanna spend
some time with my new friends, okay?

Oh, so that's who
you call those two.

Friend of yours?

Help me. Help me.

Help... me.

He turned Magnus into a monster!

Put me down!

He's a warlock!
Hercules is a warlock!

Put me down!

Please! Somebody help
me get down from here!

It's him! It's Hercules!

Arrest that man!

Wow. I didn't see
that one coming.

Put me down! Please put
me down! Somebody help me!

- Put her down!
- I didn't... -

It was Hercules!

Herc, what did you do?

They think I'm a warlock.

The penalty for practicing
witchcraft is death.

Then lucky for me I had
nothing to do with this.

You transformed my son into a beast
and back again with merely a touch.

And that poor girl whose life you
threatened with the power of levitation.

Do you deny what we
just saw with our own eyes?

Looks can be deceiving.

I don't practice witchcraft.

A trial will decide that.

And if you truly believe in your innocence,
you will obey our laws and come quietly.

I wouldn't do it any other way.

Come on, warlock!

Boy, some people
have short memories.

Didn't you save this town,
like, 10 times last winter?

Yeah, but what have
I done for them lately?

Yeah, really. So,
what's the idea here?

"And the truth
will set them free"?

Unfortunately, this
time, I can't tell the truth.

Aw, great. Hercules,
you're innocent.

Come on. These girls
set you up. Mm-hmm.

And if I prove they're practicing
witchcraft, instead of me,

the town will burn them for it.

I don't want to live with
that on my conscience.

I don't get it. What have
they got against you?

Huh.

Something tells me
they're not in this alone.

- Meaning?
- Witches aren't born
knowing spells.

They have to learn
them word-for-word.

- So, who taught them?
- Someone with access
to the Book of Witchcraft.

And the last I heard, it was lost
at the bottom of the Dead Sea.

How do you get something
from the bottom of the ocean?

- You'd have to be...
- A god.

And I think I know which one.

Competence is
so rare these days.

Bravo, ladies. Bravo.

I didn't realize we were
gonna frame Hercules.

I thought we were
gonna have a little fun.

We are having fun.

Ow!

They are going to
burn him at the stake.

Tell ya what... if the
trial doesn't go his way,

we'll free him, all right?

Okay.

Ladies and
gentlemen of the jury,

we all know what we saw.

But the accused denies our
interpretation of the events.

Now, given his reputation,

it is just that his
denial give us pause.

But I ask you this...

What if his reputation is
not all that it seems to be?

The prosecution calls Hercules.

State your name for the record.

You know who I am.

Do we? You say
you're the son of Zeus.

- I am the son of Zeus.
- Then produce him.

Surely a good father would come
to help his son in a time of need.

You're assuming he's a
good father, which he isn't.

We don't have a
close relationship.

Then how do we know the
source of your power is divine?

Come on. He's the son of
Zeus. I've seen them together.

Strike that man's
remarks from the record.

He's the defendant's best friend
and undoubtedly a biased source.

- Why would he lie about that?
- Remove that man
from the courtroom!

Look! Hercules has
never used his power...

except for good
and to help people.

Is that so, Hercules?

- Tell me, you don't
carry any money, do you?
- No.

You survive off the
goodwill of others...

Payment for favors you
provide for the community.

Am I correct? Sometimes,
out of gratitude,

someone will give me a
meal, a bed for the night.

I submit that you use witchcraft
to create emergencies...

that you conveniently resolve
for your unwitting marks.

You then take advantage of
their hospitality and goodwill.

In fact, your livelihood depends
on it. Is that not the case?

Well, counselor,
you have a point.

I can really feel all the goodwill
I've conned out of this town.

We've gotta do something.

This is all my fault. I should
never have called you here.

There's something
you should know.

Seska and her friends
are responsible for all this.

They've been
practicing witchcraft.

Don't worry though. Hercules wants
to protect Seska as much as you do,

so that's why he's
standing trial... for her.

But we've got to figure
out a way to help him.

Betray us like that.

How? We just have to
put our heads together.

What can we do?

Nobody minds their
own business anymore.

We have to keep them occupied.

No. No more spells, okay?
We have done enough damage.

Well, who's talking
about damage?

There are other ways of distracting
them that are lots more fun.

And besides, with a
man around the house,

maybe your mother will
finally get off your back.

Wait a minute. Don't we
need something of his,

like a... like a
toenail or something?

Maybe an amateur witch would,
but I've been reading ahead.

So, listen and learn.

We call upon you, Nebros,
Master of Witchcraft,

to affix with affection
the man in this reflection.

Whoa. Whoa.

How long have you
known the defendant?

Since we were children.

And is this court to
believe that, for all that time,

you had no idea Hercules
was practicing witchcraft?

Look, I've known Hercules
a lot longer than you,

and, believe me,
he's not a warlock.

Then how do you account
for what we all saw him do?

I can't.

You mean you won't. You've
known the truth all along, haven't you?

I've told you... And now
you're lying because you know...

that harboring a warlock is
a crime punishable by death!

I am giving you one
last chance, Lilith.

Tell the truth and save yourself
from burning at the stake!

Enough! I confess.
I'm a warlock.

No, Herc, don't!

I hid the truth from
Lilith. She had no idea.

The defendant has
admitted his guilt.

And according to the law,
he will be executed at dawn.

Did somebody say jailbait?

- Isn't it past your bedtime?
- I need somebody
to tuck me in.

I'm dreaming.

About lil' ol'
me? I'm flattered.

You put yourself here.
And I'll leave if you like.

But first,

you have to kiss me.

Now you're the
one who's dreaming.

I wouldn't touch you
with a 10-foot pole.

I'm gonna hold you to that.

Funny.

I don't remember
planning a field trip.

The door is still locked.
The bars aren't bent.

What happened? Still
think your friend is innocent?

I don't think it. I know it.

Assemble the posse.
Hunt him down.

- Anything over there?
- Nothing at all.

Herc! Her... He can't
have gotten too far.

Oh! Uh, Herc, what happened?

Haleh put me here somehow.
She got to me in my dream.

A posse's after you.
Well, I figured that.

So, what are you gonna do?

Good question.

There he is! I thought
you were my friend!

He's getting away! Catch him!

I'm sure there's... an
explanation for this.

Sorry, Iolaus.

I just didn't want them to
think you were a part of this.

Well, thanks for
thinking of me, buddy.

How'd you lose 'em? The old "walk
backwards in your own footprints" trick.

Ha! Works every time. What now?

Since I'm out and about, I
might as well make the most of it.

If I can get my hands on that book,
maybe I can take away Haleh's power.

Why don't you check on Lilith?
Make sure she's doing all right.

I don't want her to blame
herself for this. Okay.

You got it.

Lilith?

Sweet Lilith. Ah!

If you're looking for a snake,

you can always find
one hiding under a rock.

Make yourself comfortable.

- I was just brushing up
on my spelling.
- Hmm. Give me the book.

- Come and get it.
- Just give me the book.

You said you wouldn't touch me
with a 10-foot pole, remember?

You should watch what you say,
Hercules, especially in your dreams.

Someone might just use
your words against you.

Don't play a game
you can't win, Haleh.

Oh, I am winning.

And tonight... I'm gonna
score the final points.

Gotta fly.

She really needs to be grounded.

Let me go, or I'll scream!

Go ahead and scream.
They will come running,

but are you ready to live with yourself
when they burn me for your mistakes?

I never meant for any
of this to happen. I...

I'm so sorry. Can
you ever forgive me?

I'll think about it.

You were right. Haleh's just
using me to gain more power,

and now she's
totally out of control.

It's only gonna
get worse... I know.

Unless you help me.

Can you get your
hands on that book?

- How'd you get the book?
- She asked to borrow it.

I told you not to
give it to anybody.

I didn't think you meant
her. She's one of us.

- Where have you been?
- Nowhere. Relax.

Nice to see I have
such trusting friends.

What's gotten into
you? You lied to me.

Discord said, if the trial didn't
go well, she'd free Hercules.

She said, if the trial didn't go
his way, we'd free him. And I did.

This isn't exactly what
I had in mind. Careful!

Seska, I brought you into the coven,
but it's not a lifetime membership.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a little on
edge right now.

Well, loosen up, little sister,

'cause tonight we're
gonna have some real fun.

- Lilith.
- Iolaus. Huh.

Uh, Hercules sent me
along to see if you were okay.

So, well, I'm here...
to see if you're okay.

A-Are you... okay? Oh.

Um, are you okay?

Why? Don't I look okay?
It's not a booger, is it?

Don't tell me it's a booger. Oh!

What's the matter with you?

Oh, Lilith, I long for you. And
every moment, it gets longer.

- Iolaus...
- I know. I know. It's a bit of a shock.

But you know, we
don't have to hurry.

We can take our time.
We could live together first.

Then, if things work out, we
could get married in the morning.

I don't know what's going on
with you, but you're not yourself.

You're right. This is not
working out as I planned.

So let me read to you...
from this book of love stories.

Ah! Here's a good one.

It's called "Spank
You, Your Highness."

"'Spank you, Your Highness,
' said the jester to the queen.

As the crack of dawn
approached, there were..."

Lilith?

Now, now. It isn't polite for the guest
of honor to be late to his own barbecue.

Surprise, surprise. I was
just on my way to see you.

Oh, really? And to what do I
owe such a dubious honor?

I just wanted to
congratulate you...

on the wonderful job
you did with Haleh.

You've molded her into
quite a psychotic young lady.

I sure know how to pick
'em, don't I? You sure do.

Well, I'll be seein' ya.

Oh! And by the way,
have, uh, fun tonight.

- What's tonight?
- Well, I don't know.

I wasn't invited, but I thought
for sure you would've been.

You're bluffing.

Well, let's think about that.

Haleh's got a spell
book, which you gave her,

and she knows as
long as you're around,

you'll never let her become
more powerful than you.

Huh. What is the worst thing
she could do with that book?

Summon Nebros from
the beyond. Ah! That's it.

Aw, but she'd never do that.

Oh, unless, of course,
you've underestimated...

how far she's willing
to go for power. Hmm.

- Excuse me.
- Certainly.

Like putty in my hands. Hmm.

♪♪

♪ Full of joy ♪

♪ Was the wedding chorus ♪

♪ With timbrel music
and dancing ♪♪ Lilith!

- Are you listening to me?
- Yeah. Now you're scaring me.

Very funny.

Now, come on. Open
the door. Please.

We've got so much
planning to do.

Go away, Iolaus.
Aw, please, Lilith.

Open the door.
Come on. I'm serious.

Lilith! Lilith, I'm serious.
Please open the door.

Open the door!

Wait a minute. There's
someone else, isn't there?

That's why you won't marry me. I
don't know what you're talking about.

No, it's too late!

You've broken my heart.

Iolaus?

Oh, my... Oh!

If I can't have you, nobody can!

Iolaus, wait! What
are you doing?

Till death us do part! Uh!

- What's goin' on, buddy?
- Ah.

Ah, Herc. Great. You're back.

Break the door down, will ya? I
gotta kill Lilith. She's cheating on me.

- Uh, what makes you
think that?
- She won't open the door.

- It's obvious she's got someone
else in there with her.
- No, she doesn't.

- She doesn't?
- No, no. She didn't wanna
let you in because she...

didn't wanna spoil
your surprise party.

- My what?
- Your surprise party.

Right, Lilith? Right. To, uh,
celebrate our engagement.

Yeah. You see, the thing is,

I forgot to bring... the ice.

You know, for the drinks. Yeah.

You think you could get
some before the guests arrive?

- Sure. Where do I go to get ice?
- Top of those mountains.

- Dress warm.
- I will.

Here. Back in a jiff. All right.

Aw... You guys.

I'd climb any peak
for my Lili-poo.

What was all that about?

I'll explain later. Stay here.

- Oh. Hide that, you know,
just in case.
- Right.

Right.

Master, we implore you,

grace us with your presence.

I don't remember approving
this little, uh, get-together.

And I don't
remember inviting you.

How dare you! After
all I've done for you?

- I'm a god!
- What you are, Discord,
is a square.

And I mean that literally.

So, anyone else have
something to say?

Let me out!

Let me out! I'm a god.

Praise be to the master.

We have gathered here to
release your spirit from the beyond.

I offer my body as a vessel.

To me, Master! Come to me!

Come to me! To me!

It's good to be back.

Don't get too comfortable.
You're not staying.

Well, look who's back.

- Oh, not this again.
- You can't touch me. Remember?

But I can touch you!

- Havin' fun?
- Yeah.

Seska, now!

"By the power of three,
we did thee bound.

Now with these words,
the spell's unwound."

- How dare you betray me!
- She didn't.

She just borrowed a
page from your book.

Believe me, this is gonna hurt
you more than it's gonna hurt me.

Uh?

Sorry.

Knowledge is power. Huh, Haleh?

Haleh has gone forever!

Aw, that's too bad. I was
just starting to like her.

No!

No!

No!

No!

You two all right?

Yeah, just.

Um, listen, I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't know she'd
turn out to be so...

Hey, it's okay. She used
you like she used me.

- You ready to go home?
- Oh, yeah.

So, how'd it go? Well,
we renounced witchcraft.

And with Discord confessing
to getting us started on all this,

they took it easy on us... a summer
of community service. Ah, good.

Wait, wait. How did you
get Discord to confess?

No.

Oh, yeah. Oh!
Let me out of here!

We had a deal. I got you
out of trouble. Now pay up!

What do you think?

I think a deal's a
deal, unfortunately.

Besides, what's one more
spell between friends?

Open the box!

Let's just forget this
whole thing ever happened.

Shall we?

Oh, Mom.

I am so sorry for such
trouble I've caused you lately.

No. I'm sorry I couldn't
be the friend you needed.

No, but you are.

I just haven't realized it.

- Thank you.
- Oh, it was our pleasure.

Oh, no. - What?

Iolaus.

I'll be back.

I gotta get some ice. Yeah.

Ice. For people to have...
To have with their drinks.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, boy.

What am I doing here?

Wha...

Somebody tell me
what I'm doing here?

Anybody? Anybody?

- Anybody! Anybody!
- Anybody! Anybody!

Anybody! Anybody!
Body! ...body! ...body!

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