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PUPILS CHATTER,
HIP-HOP PLAYS
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KIERON: Yo, it's Kieron.
K-dog, youse know who it is.
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Here we go. Scouse power.
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RAPS: This bird's trying to front
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And you're not even worthy
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Smell your breath from the Wirral
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This side of the Mersey
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My bars are ice cold
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And you'll still get roasted
In your head rent-free
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But you still get ghosted
You skint little muppet
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You're barred from Scousechella
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And what's even worse is
We've been bumming your fella, what.
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You got something else, have you?
Course I have.
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Come 'ead, then, kidda.
RAPS: Yo, Kieron
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I think you need to stop it
You're talking so big
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When your dick is microscopic...
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RAP BATTLE CROWD GROANS
I'll dumb it down
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So you'll get the gist
The only time you'll get a job
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Is in jail as a snitch...
CROWD GROANS
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Because if Lewis isn't there
You're at risk
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So if you drop the soap
Then you're deffo getting rinsed.
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CROWD GROANS
WOMAN: Yes, girl!
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Anyone who can decimate Kieron
to the point
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where he's questioning if he'll
ever show vulnerability again
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has to perform at the party.
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Yes!
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After the accident, I was
determined to carry on painting.
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I refused to let my talent die,
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so I taught myself
how to paint using only my mouth.
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We don't have any talent to show,
but we're thinking of wearing these.
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I'm not gonna lie,
life's been a struggle since,
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but maybe
being at the best party ever,
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I'll-I'll feel accepted.
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I'll be one of you.
Wow.
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You've really captured
what Scousechella is all about.
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BOTH SQUEAL
Here's your tickets.
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Sorry, mate, wheelchair access
is a bit of a ball-ache.
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Maybe next year, eh?
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You are repulsive.
Thank you.
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Hey, look.
Don't. No, no, no...
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Sorry, lads. Sold out.
MO GASPS
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As if, lad!
You've done that on purpose.
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Youse pitching is pointless.
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What could you
possibly bring to the party,
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apart from four little virgins?
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He's a virgin.
Lad... give us a chance.
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There is one thing you could do
to get tickets.
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ALL GASP
Yeah?
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Call your dad on speaker
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and ask him
why he came inside your ma
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and then pissed off for 16 years.
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KIERON LAUGHS
Shut up, lad.
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I'd do it.
It is only one phone call.
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One.
Are youse messing?
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I'm not doing that.
Off you pop, then.
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Before we go,
everything we've heard,
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is it true?
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Let's just say...
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if you walked into a room to see
Jurgen Klopp gargling Kieron's cum
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then cum-swapping
with a monkey on rollerblades...
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..you wouldn't even be
in the maddest room in the house.
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Oh...
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FFFFucking hell, lads!
REECE GRUNTS
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Why couldn't you
just call your da?
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Come on,
is this party really that good?
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It's iconic, lad.
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You have to do the six shots
of Scousechella. Yeah.
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Each shot's worse than the last.
No-one knows what's in them.
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And after the sixth,
it's pure euphoria, lad. Oh, yes.
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And did you know there's
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a 94.7655-recurring percent chance
of you shagging there?
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PHONE DINGS
What?
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Kieron runs the numbers.
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And he publishes a paper
the week after.
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One sec, lads.
That's... That is a game-changer.
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We can't give up.
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Do you wanna know what else
is a game-changer?
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Getting accused
of doing something heavy.
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What? Just think
how many shags end in that.
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15%.
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Do you remember Michael Collins?
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He was accused
of non-consensual finger-blasting.
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WHISPERS:
He's never been seen again.
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Never.
Heavy.
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You know my policy, girl.
Exes always get tickets.
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As a gesture of goodwill.
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To show sex is never off the table.
MIA-LOUISE: Ew.
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Same for my exes' mates, too.
So, what's happening?
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I'm genuinely concerned about you.
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Thank you. Curious camel, youse.
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You knock me sick.
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BOTH SCREAM AND LAUGH
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GRANDMA PAT: 'There's somewhere
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'your mum wanted me
to take you after school tomorrow.
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'Can you believe it's been a year
since she left us?'
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AIMEE: ..was a famous Scouse person.
MIA-LOUISE: Oh, yeah.
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You not gonna say hello?
Looks upset, doesn't he?
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Mm.
I'll talk to him later.
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Hey, do you think
if he gets a ticket
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it will say "with exclusive access
to Aimee's foo-foo"?
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Shh!
MIA-LOUISE CHUCKLES
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What do you mean, girl?
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All the lads expect sex
at Scousechella,
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especially virgins like Christopher.
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How do you know he's a virgin?
Are you joking me, girl?
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Have you seen his shoes?
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He's gonna wanna hit at least a few
of the six bases of Scousechella.
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What are
the six bases of Scousechella?
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MUSIC: 'Things That Make You Go Hm'
by C+C Music Factory
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Touching over clothes.
Yeah?
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Touching under clothes.
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Oral.
Oh!
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Normal shagging.
Mm.
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Anal.
Yeah!
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Urgh!
Lad?
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Yay.
Then six...
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Toe sucking.
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Ah lad, that's...
Huh?
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Toe sucking's
a bigger deal than anal?
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And there's even
a secret seventh base. Uh-huh?
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Period sex.
AIMEE WRETCHES
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Oh, that's scatty, that, lad.
# Things that make you go hm. #
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Sorry I'm late. I was picking up
your one-month anniversary gift.
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Oh.
And I think you're gonna like it.
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Nah, you're joking. Get in!
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Ah!
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And I fully expect to have
all six of my bases smashed in.
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HE SWALLOWS
You what?
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BOTH LAUGH
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I can't believe it. Scousechella.
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CHANTING: Say no to your fella
at Scousechella.
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Say no to your fella
at Scousechella.
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Oh...
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Girls, you don't need tickets.
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Think about what happens
at this party,
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and then remember
you have bodily autonomy.
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My body is for me,
my body is my own.
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PHONE DINGS
Oh, my God.
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Lewis has just announced
he's hidden more golden tickets!
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BOTH SQUEAL,
LAUGH
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MUSIC: 'Kebab Spider'
by Sleaford Mods
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Hey, Chris.
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Why did you look so devvo before?
Was it cos you didn't get a ticket?
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Yeah, I'm crushed.
I really wanna go.
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Oh, keen, are you?
Extremely keen.
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And you know about the big six?
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Yep.
And you're still keen?
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Course I am.
You think I wouldn't do them too?
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How many were you thinking of doing?
All six. And in record time too.
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SHE EXHALES
I can be wild, you know.
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You wanna do five AND six?
I'll START with five and six.
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They don't scare me.
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That... That's great. Cheers.
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Hiya, Aimee.
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Hey. Are you and Aimee
going to Scousechella?
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No, she is,
but I didn't get a ticket.
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Dunno if you're lucky or unlucky,
lad.
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I mean, I'm sweating it a bit.
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Like, you know, all the stuff about
the six sex bases of Scousechella.
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Wait, sex bases?
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Yeah. Touching over clothes,
touching under clothes, oral...
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Oh, no, that's what
Aimee was just talking about?
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CONNOR GASPS
She's probably ready, lad.
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But I don't think I am.
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First time, lad?
No!
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Yep.
Me too. That's what I mean.
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How do I tell Lauren
that I'm sweating it?
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"Hi, Aimee. I don't wanna have sex,
but don't worry,
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"I'm still manly, and definitely
won't cry myself to sleep tonight
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"cos I'm thinking about my mum."
Lad! What?
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It's a long story.
Told you, hold it higher.
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CONNOR SIGHS
What's happening, boys?
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What's he holding?
WHISPERS: These idiots.
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All right?
Shut up, lad.
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Charming (!) All right?
I'll shag your da.
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Mine's dead.
I know.
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Aimee got a ticket
cos of his exes policy?
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Yeah. Same as Lauren?
No.
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Lauren never went out with Lewis.
Oh. Aimee said she did.
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MUSIC: 'That's Tha Way Life Goes'
by Nia Archives
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REECE: Oh, where is Chrissie, lad?
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TED: Offending the Japanese society,
probably, with his white privilege.
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Oh, look at him.
Smiling like a big gimp.
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CONNOR LAUGHS
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He's whipped, lad,
this is embarrassing.
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He's a little rat.
We're better off without.
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Just forget about him.
He's clearly forgot about us.
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That's right.
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Come on.
We're meeting Chris at the gate.
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MUSIC: 'Conveniency'
by Nia Archives
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# I can't always be, yeah, aye... #
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Shall we watch a film, then?
Oh, yeah.
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What about that Gift From An Ex?
That's new on Netflix, innit?
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What you going on about, you?
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Why didn't you tell me
you got a ticket off Lewis
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cos you used to go out with him?
Who told you that?
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It doesn't matter.
Why haven't you told me?
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Cos I genuinely
didn't think it mattered.
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You told me about your other exes.
So?
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So... isn't it a bit weird
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that Lewis is the only one
you didn't tell me about?
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Connor, I'm sorry.
I should've said something, but...
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I think it's cos
I don't even see him as an ex.
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It went on for, like, two weeks.
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HE EXHALES HEAVILY
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Just forget about
how I got the tickets.
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Let's just go and enjoy ourselves.
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You know, there's a
94.7655-recurring percentage chance
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that you shag there?
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But you're gonna see that it's 100%.
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Cos you'll be in the corner
knocking one out,
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watching me shag another ex
I've not told you about.
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MUSIC: 'Rapper's Delight'
by Xanudu And Sweet Lady
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SIGHS
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Connor told me how youse
were after lunch plop buddies.
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12:45 on the dot.
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You're five minutes late.
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I ain't gonna spend five minutes
arguing with Mo.
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He wants to be my new plop buddy,
but he talks too much during.
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Listen. I know you think I'm
some bitch who's taking him away,
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but the reality is,
when we're together, we're happy.
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You're his best mate.
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Don't you want him to be
the happiest he can be?
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Right, I'm off to come between
the Parry twins, Aiden and Caden.
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It's gonna be tough
to break that strong twin bond,
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but if anyone can,
it's this bitch here.
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Hey, Aiden. You heard
what Caden said about your bird?
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Doesn't surprise me, girl.
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All poshos are turned on
by kinky stuff.
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He's probably one of those that
gets off on having sex in public,
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with people watching.
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You what? I'm not doing that.
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It's the truth.
It can't be.
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Lad, I'm telling you,
it's common knowledge.
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What's common knowledge?
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I'm just telling Chrissy
it was last year's Scousechella
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where Jurgen Klopp made
his decision to leave Liverpool,
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after that heart-to-heart
in the deep,
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meaningful chatroom
with that divvy Kieron.
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Maybe you can convince him to come
back, Mo, if he's there this year.
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Huh?
Cos we're getting smoked
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at Scousechella, baby!
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00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,960
Oh, I can't believe you got them,
lad! I can't believe!
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MO LAUGHS
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MO, TED & REECE: Scousechella,
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Scousechella,
Scousechella,
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Scousechella,
Scousechella...
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Come 'ead, lad.
Look, I appreciate the ticket, boys,
249
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but don't think I'm going.
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00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,960
Why?
What?
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Hey, hey.
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Sniff iiiiiiit!
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00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,960
MO, TED & REECE:
Scousechella, Scousechella,
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00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:32,320
Scousechella...
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella...
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YELLING: Scousechella, Scousechella,
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Scousechella, Scouse...!
Oh! Yeah! Oh, baby!
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00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,960
Oh, my God. Right, he's a perv.
Oh! Oh! I'm going! Oh!
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00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,960
Oh, God! G...!
SHE CLEARS THROAT
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HE GASPS
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All you're doing is perpetuating
the idea that guys see girls
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as sex objects
expected to have sex at this party.
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Shame on you.
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Shame on your gender.
GIRLS SCREAM
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BOTH GIRLS: Scousechella,
Scousechella...
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MO: Go 'ead, girls!
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella...
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00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,960
GIRLS: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,960
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella...
ELLA GRACE GROANS
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00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,960
Hey, Ella Grace!
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella,
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Scousechella...
SCREAMS
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00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,960
MUSIC: 'Sway'
by Dean Martin
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LAUGHS
272
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,960
Now, I haven't won the lottery.
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00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,960
My dad knows someone
274
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,960
who rents vintage cars,
so he's gonna drive us to the party.
275
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,960
I can't believe it.
Connor, this is amazing.
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Your vehicle awaits, Miss Coleen.
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00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,960
Oh, yeah, tell your brother nice one
for the England shirt. It's spot on.
278
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,960
Actually, that was Lewis's.
He used to shag me in it.
279
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,160
You what?
280
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,960
Yeah, I was wondering what the stain
on the three lions was.
281
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,000
Yeah, sorry. Mine, not his.
Er...
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Also, that bald cap? Absolutely not.
283
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,320
MUSIC: 'For Once in My Life'
by Stevie Wonder
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Here we go. Now, pass them, Dad.
Thank you.
285
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,320
Hey, I think Chris Moloney's
gonna be there, you know?
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00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,960
Who's that?
Swear down.
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00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,960
Boys, we leave nothing in there, OK?
288
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,640
We need to make sure
that when we're 50,
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00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,960
we're still talking about this
290
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,960
as one of the greatest nights
of our lives.
291
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,960
And if I die in there tonight,
don't be sad.
292
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Be happy I got to live my dream.
293
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# Reece Duffy
Consensually shags who he wants
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ALL: # He shags who he wants
He shags who he wants
295
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# Reece Duffy
Consensually shags who he wants... #
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Whoo!
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# He shags who he wants... #
MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC
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TED: This is it.
299
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Let's have it, then, the boys!
LAUGHING AND WHOOPING
300
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,000
Yeah! Here we are!
301
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,960
Hey, come here! Oh.
302
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960
Your mum wanted me
to show you were she grew up.
303
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,320
The street we lived on.
She recorded this message for you.
304
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PHONE BEEPS
MUM: 'Hiya, son.
305
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,640
'So, when are you gonna start
leaving me those voice messages
306
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,960
'telling me how you are,
like I asked you for, eh?
307
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,960
'I know, I know, it's hard.
308
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,800
'But you know what else is hard?
Dying.'
309
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,960
Oh.
'So get a grip.'
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00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,960
BOTH LAUGH
311
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,960
'I've been thinking a lot recently
about who I was at your age
312
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'because now you're growing up where
I grew up, in my city, my home,
313
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'I want you to know
what I was like at 16
314
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'so you can understand me better
when I'm no longer there.
315
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,960
'That's why I asked your grandma...
316
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'Hiya, Mum.'
Hi, love.
317
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,960
'..to bring you here.
318
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,960
'When we were growing up,
my dad would tell me
319
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,960
'about how Liverpool
was left to rot in the '80s,
320
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,960
'and it's one of the reasons
321
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,960
'why the people of Liverpool
stick together.
322
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,640
'When I was 16,
I wanted to paint something
323
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,960
'that represented the spirit
that makes this city so special.
324
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,000
'Mark Twain wrote, "The two
most important days in your life
325
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,960
' "are the day you're born
and the day you find out why."
326
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,960
'I actually think there are
loads of days when you find out why.
327
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,320
'Painting this for my dad
was one of mine.
328
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,640
'When life is tough,
you need a team.
329
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,960
'Find the special person
to be in your team, son.
330
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,960
'You'll need them to take on life.'
331
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,960
PHONE DINGS
332
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,960
Christopher's coming the party.
333
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,960
He's probably paid thousands
for a ticket.
334
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,960
Desperate to shag you.
335
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,960
He's put,
336
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960
"I've had so much shit
build up inside me
337
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,960
"over the last couple of days.
338
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
"I'd really like you to be
the person that I unload it on."
339
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,960
Eeee, dirty bastard.
Eurgh.
340
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,960
Oh, my God, lad.
341
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,960
MUSIC STOPS
Is that a gong?
342
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,960
It's not death
that a man should fear.
343
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,960
He should fear never beginning
to live!
344
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,960
GONG CLASHES,
CHEERING
345
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,960
ALL: Five.
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00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,960
Six.
347
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960
Whoo!
348
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Fire tonight!
CHEERING
349
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,960
Get in there, our kid.
350
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960
ELLA-LOUISE: Oh, fuck sake.
351
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,960
CHANTING: Scousechella,
Scousechella.
352
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,960
Chella and Scouse,
we're in the big old house.
353
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,960
Ladies and gentlemen,
how tickled I am, how tickled I am.
354
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,960
Why have you come
dressed as an old paedo?
355
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,960
I'm Ken Dodd.
My grandma told me he was famous.
356
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:25,960
Yeah, about 50 years ago.
Do I believe in safe sex?
357
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960
Of course.
I have a handrail round the bed.
358
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,960
You're actually obsessed, you.
What? I Googled him.
359
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,960
It's one of his jokes!
Are you gonna ignore me all night?
360
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,960
I wanna talk to you.
361
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,960
Why? Ready to unload, are you?
What?
362
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,960
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
363
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:50,960
# Something in my heart keeps saying
364
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,960
# My someplace is here... #
365
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,960
REECE: Work son?
Looks like a little bellend.
366
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,960
# If I had it in my power
367
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:07,960
# I would arrange for every girl
To have your charm... #
368
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,000
There he is.
369
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,960
The last person you ever thought
would get a bird, Connor Bell.
370
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
The lad who actually used
one of them
371
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,960
girlfriend simulator dating apps,
and even she dumped him.
372
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,960
Grow up, lad. It was mutual.
We wanted different things.
373
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,960
I'm sorry,
but you've dropped something.
374
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,000
What?
Your mates.
375
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,960
The minute a girl's shown
any interest in you.
376
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,960
Wayne Rat-ney.
377
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Excuse me, darling.
Oh, the tickle chickens. Ooh!
378
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Freak!
Aimee? Aimee!
379
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,960
Smile.
Yeah, yeah.
380
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:53,960
Lads, I just wanna say congrats
on pulling these absolute worldies.
381
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,960
Fair play, cos youse have done
it being right ugly bastards.
382
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,960
I mean, look at this one. Fuck me.
383
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960
I thought Shrek weren't a scouser,
384
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,000
and then I realised
he's not even in fancy dress.
385
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,960
Go home
before you get your jaw spun!
386
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,800
Yeah, lad, really?
Reece!
387
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,960
Yeah, you fucking rat!
Why are you acting like a tit?
388
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,800
You're gonna get
your head kicked in.
389
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,960
What's going on with you?
Nothing. I'm sound.
390
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,960
Reece, I've known you since your
Peppa Pig days, you can't lie to me.
391
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Simpler times.
392
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,960
Apart from when Suzy Sheep
moved away. That was heavy.
393
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
Is that what this is?
394
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
You're Peppa Pig
and Conner's Suzy Sheep?
395
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,640
'Ey, are you sure?
396
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,960
Sure as I am that you're gonna
wanna keep that cap on.
397
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,960
Come on, you.
Oh, my God.
398
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,960
I can't believe it.
You better believe it.
399
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,320
THEY GIGGLE
400
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,960
Oh, erm, right. Er...
401
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960
Would you just give this
a once over?
402
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,960
Sign where indicated.
The hell's this?
403
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,960
READING: 'By signing the above,
I agree to engage in
404
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,960
'all of the following consensual
sex acts with Mo Azzouz Fassi.'
405
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,960
Oh, my God, the list is endless.
406
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,960
How much porn do you watch,
you weirdo?
407
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960
You know, like, erm...
408
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,960
I can't believe
I got you so wrong.
409
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,960
I thought you were more mature.
Mature?
410
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,960
That another thing you're into?
411
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,960
Want me to peg an old woman as she
sucks you off with her teeth out?
412
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,960
What?
Listen, Christopher.
413
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,960
Whatever weird shit you're into
is up to you,
414
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960
but maybe I'm not the girl for you
415
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,960
because I'm just not ready
to have sex.
416
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,800
OK, one, I'm not into weird shit,
417
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,960
and two,
I'm not ready to have sex either.
418
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960
You are ready, you said
you wanted to do all six bases.
419
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,160
I thought you were talking
about the shots!
420
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,960
You're the one that was talking
about the bases
421
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960
and asking me how many I wanna do!
422
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960
Cos I was trying to find out
if you wanted to do them
423
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,960
cos you looked so upset
about not getting a ticket!
424
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,960
Then, this is a bit awkward.
425
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,320
When it happens... it happens.
426
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,960
But I don't wanna force it.
Me too.
427
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,960
And I don't wanna do it at a party,
and definitely not all six.
428
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,960
In fact...
I'm thinking of rebranding them.
429
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,960
Five is really seeing the person,
then six...
430
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,000
lovemaking.
THEY LAUGH
431
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,960
When you saw me
in the playground upset...
432
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,960
..it's actually because it's
the anniversary of my mum's death.
433
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,640
Chris... I didn't know.
434
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,000
READING: 'Angry pirate,
slurp and burp,
435
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,960
'banjo for sale, snowball.'
436
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,960
The rusty trombone? You creep!
No, no, no, no!
437
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,320
No, no, I'm not saying we do it.
438
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,800
Just had to put it there
in case we did!
439
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,960
Oh, for fuck sake, Mo! Grace!
440
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,480
MOANING AND GASPING
441
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,960
HE GASPS
Brimble?
442
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,960
GIRL: There he is,
walking like nothing's happened.
443
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,960
He's so creepy.
Who's he texting?
444
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,480
I know, he's a proper freak.
Connor!
445
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160
I need to see you in my office.
446
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,960
Hey, do youse reckon it's true?
447
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,480
I've always had bad vibes from him.
He looks guilty as anything.
448
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,800
AIMEE: I didn't think
he'd do something like that.
449
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,960
I'm afraid there's been
a very serious allegation made
450
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,960
against you... of sexual assault.
451
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,960
You what? What do you mean?
452
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,960
I've already spoken
with your father,
453
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,960
and we both agreed
it's best you stay at home
454
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,960
while the safeguarding officer
investigates.
455
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,960
From Lauren?
456
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,960
I'm afraid I can't disclose
who the allegation's come from.
457
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,000
Sexual assault?
458
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,960
Sir, I didn't. I swear.
459
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,960
Did you do it, lad?
460
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,000
There it is.
461
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,960
What's this?
462
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960
Lad, what's going on?
463
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,960
Have you been filming the rooms?
Where's the footage? I need it now.
464
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,000
It was on my laptop, but...
But what?
465
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960
Someone nicked it at the party, lad.
466
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,000
What if they find the videos
and expose me?
467
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,960
I'll be just like Michael Collins,
never seen again.
468
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,960
Everything I've worked for
will be gone.
469
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,960
All my achievements tarnished,
470
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,960
the scraps I've won,
the birds I've shagged.
471
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,960
All them moments
will be lost in time...
472
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,960
like your own cum in a bukkake.
473
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,320
Lad, we get on a flight to, like...
474
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,960
..Fiji, start a farm.
475
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,960
I'll harvest the crops,
you can tend to the livestock.
476
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,960
Fuck off!
477
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,960
YE MA ON VIDEO: 'Hello,
Allsbrooke School, this is Ye Ma.
478
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:12,960
'Youse all know a Scouse ma
always discovers your secrets.
479
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,640
'What time you got home,
if you've been smoking weed,
480
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,960
'and what you got up to
at Scousechella.
481
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,960
'Ye Ma's also wise.
482
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,960
'She knows our secrets only make us
sick until you let them out!
483
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,640
'And that is why Ye Ma's gonna
be dropping footage of the party
484
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:34,320
'to all your emails every day,
starting at 9pm tonight.'
485
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,800
GIRL: Ey, Love Island's on then!
486
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,640
'Now we're
about to have some real fun.
487
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,960
'Nobody's safe...
488
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,960
'unless you didn't go
to Scousechella,
489
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,960
'then you're a nobody anyway.'
490
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,320
MO: I can't wait for this.
EXCITED CHATTER
491
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,960
My grandma sent me here
492
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,960
as my mum left me another message
to listen to.
493
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,160
Hang on, it's a video file.
494
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,960
'Hello, son. Surprise!
495
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,960
'The last day I found out
why I was put on this Earth
496
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,160
'was when I found out
that my cancer was terminal,
497
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:17,320
'cos I knew then I'd have
to do everything in my power
498
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,000
'to make sure you were OK
after I'm gone.
499
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,960
'Living with your mental
but loving grandma is one thing...
500
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,640
'..and growing up in my city,
501
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,960
'a city I know will look after you,
is another.'
502
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,960
'And then understanding me more...
503
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,480
'..so that you know where you
come from and what connects us.
504
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,960
'Because what have I told you
about sticking together?
505
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,960
'You can't do this alone.
506
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,160
'Me and you are a team,
and we always will be.
507
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960
'Keep doing me proud.
508
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,960
'Love you forever, my son.'
509
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,960
PHONE BLEEPS
Hi, Mum.
510
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,960
I'm sorry it's taken me so long
to do this.
511
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,000
I was a bit preoccupied
512
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,320
with my girlfriend
thinking I was a sexual deviant,
513
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,960
but... that happens
in every relationship, right?
514
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,960
This year's been hard.
515
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,960
I miss you so much.
I'll always miss you.
516
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,960
But you'll be so proud of Liverpool.
517
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:37,800
I've made great friends...
and the good news is...
518
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,960
I've found that special person
to be in my team...
519
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,960
..and it's gonna be
a pretty formidable one, because...
520
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,960
I'm falling in love with her.
521
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,960
PHONE CHIMES,
BABY CRIES
522
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,960
YE MA: 'Here we are, Allsbrooke.
523
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,960
'Whose secret
should we unwrap first?
524
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,000
'Connor Bell!
525
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,960
'You all think he's a monster,
526
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,960
'but Ye Ma knows that a monster's
story isn't always black and white.'
527
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,640
Look, can we slow down a bit?
Why?
528
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960
Are you sure? Are you sure?
529
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,960
Are you sure?
Why do you always have to ask me?
530
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,480
Do you not fancy me?
Are you not into it?
531
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,960
Are you sure?
Be impulsive.
532
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,960
What do you want me to do?
Just grab me. Grab me.
533
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,960
Do you not fancy me?
No!
534
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,960
Then show me.
Are you not into it?
535
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,960
No, I am.
Are you not a man?
536
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,960
You're not being a man.
What do you want?
537
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,960
Stop asking me! Be a man!
538
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,000
SHE GASPS
539
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,960
Maybe we should try something
different.
540
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,960
What? Like what? Like this?
How's that? Is that better?
541
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Is this what you want?
542
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,960
It doesn't need to be like this.
But this is what you asked for.
543
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Just be you, Connor.
I am being me.
544
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,960
This isn't you.
It is me. It is.
545
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,960
It is me. It is me. It is me.
It is me. Stop!
546
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,960
# Cos I'm a woman
547
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,960
# I'm a very fucking brave
Strong woman... #
548
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
I didn't want any of this.
549
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,960
You shouldn't have told Mr Meacher.
He assaulted you.
550
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960
It was the right thing to do.
551
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,960
# Was a girl, now I'm grown
I'm a woman. #
552
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,640
Did I do something wrong?
REECE: 'I don't think so, Con.'
553
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,960
But others might.
554
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,320
What's gonna happen, mate?
'I dunno, but it's gonna be OK.'
555
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,640
I've got your back.
556
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,960
PHONE CHIMES
557
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,960
YE MA: 'But Ye Ma is not all
about the heavy stuff.
558
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,960
'Ye Ma loves wholesome moments,
559
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:27,960
'natural moments,
moments that just... happen.'
560
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,960
I think I get it.
561
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960
You've always been the main man,
562
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,960
and you feel like
you're losing your audience.
563
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,960
Connor doesn't need you as much,
564
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,960
your mum doesn't,
cos she's off dating.
565
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,960
You feel like you've peaked,
and that's it. Am I right?
566
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,960
So, what do I do now?
567
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,960
Be yourself cos they still need you.
568
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960
They just want more, too.
569
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,640
You've got your whole life
ahead of you.
570
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,800
Soon you'll meet the right girl,
and you'll want more, too.
571
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,960
You reckon?
Course you will.
572
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,960
Everyone loves you. I love you.
573
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,960
I was bladdered. He kissed me!
574
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,960
Chris! Chris!
575
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
Don't bother.
DOOR SLAMS
576
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,960
YE MA: 'Ye Ma will drop more footage
tomorrow.'
577
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,960
'If you've got nothing to hide,
then you're safe.
578
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,960
'If you do,
then you better pray it's not you.
579
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,960
'Bit pointless, though,
cos no'ing gets past a Scouse ma.'
580
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,960
# I cheated myself
581
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,960
# Like I knew I would
582
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,960
# I told you I was trouble
583
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,960
# You know that I'm no good
584
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,640
# I told you I-I was trouble
585
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,960
# Yeah, you know that I'm no good
No good. #
586
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,960
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