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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,960 GROANING, STRAINING 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,000 AIMEE: Dad? 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,160 Dad? 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,960 Ben Tyldesley. No way. 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,960 Ben Tyldesley! No way! 6 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,960 Get in! HE LAUGHS 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,960 How could I forget the name of the first boy 8 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,000 lucky enough to kiss my little girl? 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,160 HE CHUCKLES Good old Ben Tyldesley. 10 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,960 HE COUGHS Bloody hell! 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,960 Aimee, that's strong stuff, that, innit? 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,960 Oh! 13 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,960 It's making my eyes go all blurry. 14 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Are yours? 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,960 A bit, yeah. 16 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,960 But it says online it helps. 17 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,960 Have you been using your cane? Yeah. Yeah. 18 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,960 It's been really helping me out, that, love. Nice one. 19 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,960 Really? Yeah. Here y'are, look... 20 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,320 When I wanna roll a spliff, I don't have to get up now. 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,960 HE LAUGHS Think you're funny, do you? 22 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,480 I do, yeah. 23 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,960 Look, seriously, though, you need to get back to school today. 24 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960 You've been off for two weeks. 25 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,960 OK? I don't need you here looking after me. I'm fine. 26 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,160 Right, I'm going for a number two. 27 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,960 Argh! What? What? 28 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,480 Are you OK? Oh, eh, ooh! 29 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,960 HE LAUGHS Fuck off! 30 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,960 I'm sorry, love. Tit. 31 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,320 Look at his hair. 32 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,960 Look at the way his chin kinda points upwards. 33 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,000 Look at the way he desperately wants to hire a gardener. 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,960 BOYS LAUGH 35 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,960 Look at the way his face is telling me he owns a painting 36 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,800 of his great-great-grandad. 37 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,960 THEY LAUGH 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,960 Lad, I'm only messing, lad. You seem all right for a posh boy. 39 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,320 You seem all right for Reece's cousin. 40 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,960 I thought you were gonna turn up 41 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,960 with six Primark bags and three kids. 42 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,960 My missus doesn't let me see me the kids 43 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,960 since I got caught robbing from Primark. 44 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:00,960 BOYS: Ooh. 45 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,800 Lad! Shouldn't have said that. 46 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,960 I'm having you on, you div! 47 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,000 THEY LAUGH Had you going there, lad. 48 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,960 Yeah, don't worry, sis. 49 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,000 He's gonna be fine here with me for the week, yeah. 50 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,960 I'll make sure he stays out of trouble. Exactly. 51 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,960 Best to get him away from those bad-influence, 52 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:24,160 scumbag, thieving, feral, awful, dirty mates of his, yeah. 53 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,960 Yeah, yeah. No. 54 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,960 We all know he wouldn't have stolen it if it wasn't for them. 55 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,960 Get on this, lads. When I was on my own before, I took these. 56 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,960 I was coming back from the shop, and there was a delivery van, 57 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,960 and when the fella took a parcel into the house, 58 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,960 I jumped into the back and nabbed 'em. 59 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,960 You can always tell which ones are the new iPhones 60 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:45,960 because they come in a box that's rectangle... like an iPhone. 61 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,960 Your lucky day, lads! 62 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,960 Santa, me! I haven't got one for you, mate, 63 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,480 but you've probably got one, haven't you? 64 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,000 I actually don't, cos I employ "ye ma" to text for me. 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,480 THEY LAUGH 66 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,960 Hey, is that my jacket? I didn't bring a jacket. 67 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,960 What, you want me to freeze my tits off? 68 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,960 No, don't worry. I won't say a word to my mum. 69 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,960 She knows exactly how important your reputation is to your career. 70 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,960 And our Reece, yeah. 71 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,960 No, he won't say a word, even though he can be a right blabbermouth. 72 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,960 OK, honey, all right. Love you, bye! 73 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,960 Mum, are you sitting down? Cos you're not gonna believe this. 74 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,960 Our Tyreece, he's been caught shoplifting again! 75 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,960 Yes, I know, Mum, it's shocking! 76 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,960 He's on his final warning, mm-hm. 77 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,960 It's Steph's fault. She's completely lost control of him. 78 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,320 She's lost the dressing room, Mum! 79 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,960 Hey! One and you're through! 80 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,960 For any newcomers, here's the rules... 81 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,960 There are no rules. 82 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,960 Argh! Argh! 83 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,320 Bit hard that, Pat. 84 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,960 Brexit means Brexit, Connor. 85 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,640 DAD'S VOICE ECHOES: 'It's making my eyes go all blurry. Are yours?' 86 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:05,960 GIRL: There she is now! 87 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,960 WHISPERING VOICES: She's got... She's bonkers... 88 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,960 She got no shame? 89 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,960 Yo! She defo posted them TikToks. 90 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,960 She's been off for, like, two weeks. Rat, her, like. 91 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,960 Wrong 'un. 92 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,960 Liar! I'd have just switched country, me. 93 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,800 You heard what she said about my ma? I'd be mortified if I was her. 94 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,960 Snake! Rat! Bang out of order. 95 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,960 Thus bescreened in night, so stumblest upon my counsel? 96 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,960 By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am. 97 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,960 SLOW CLAPPING 98 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,160 POSH ACCENT: Splendid, Grace, darling. 99 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,960 You used so many techniques all in one line. 100 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,960 IN OWN ACCENT: Although you forgot the technique 101 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,960 where you bend over and stick your head up your own arse. 102 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,160 LAUGHTER 103 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,640 Christopher, I love the choice you've made to play Romeo 104 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,960 like a gormless prick. 105 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,960 That's right, I'm back, bitches. The Juliet OG. 106 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,000 The big dog's back. I'm really glad you're back, Aimee. 107 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,960 It takes a lot of courage to return after what you did. Yeah. 108 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Off you pop, pouty. Let me show you how Juliet's done. 109 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,960 Go 'ead, girl! 110 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,960 Art thou not, Romeo, a Montague 111 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,960 and the coward who believeth that I would be'est so horrible 112 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,640 as to posteth a TikTok video 113 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,960 slagging off everyone in this school? 114 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,960 That's not... Can we just do the scene? 115 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,960 But it shalt be true, so don't tryeth deny it! Aimee! 116 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:27,960 Aimee! Whilst you've been away, everyone's been working really hard. 117 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,960 I need to know your head's in the right place. 118 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,960 Er, that's discrimination, that, sir. 119 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,960 She's clearly got some kind of mental health issues. 120 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,960 Do you not believe in mental health, sir? 121 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,960 Love creating mental health stigma, do you, sir? 122 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,800 Can't see it so doesn't exist, sir? 123 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,960 Your dad told you to man up 124 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,960 so you've suppressed your emotions all your life, sir? 125 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,960 You wanna lock her in an asylum like it's the 1950s 126 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,960 instead of helping her, sir? No! 127 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,160 STIFLED LAUGHTER 128 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,960 Done a course. Oh, you had to do a course? 129 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,800 Because of your 1950s attitude, sir? 130 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:00,960 No! Just... Just try to get better quickly, please. 131 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,960 But also in your own time. 132 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,960 Your recovery is the most important thing, so... Hm. 133 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,960 But also, it is opening night on Wednesday, so... 134 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,480 Hey! 135 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,960 Are you actually all right, though, girl? I'm fine. 136 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,960 Where is it? Your self-respect? 137 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,960 It's long gone, that, lad. My mum's wedding ring! 138 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,960 I still find it mad that she was from Liverpool 139 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,960 but managed to produce such a floppy-haired, posh meff. 140 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,960 Nobody else has been in my room! I know you're frustrated, lad, 141 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,000 but you might get a bird in there one day. 142 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,960 You were the only person that knew where I kept it! 143 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,960 Maybe Pat knew? 144 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,480 Don't rule her out, she's desperate for cash. 145 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,960 She offered herself sexually to me. 146 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,960 We couldn't agree on a price, though, 147 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,320 cos, you see, I wanted a kiss on the lips, 148 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,960 but she was worried such a degree of intimacy 149 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,960 might turn us into a relationship. 150 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,960 It's not funny! You know how much that ring means to me. 151 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,480 Oh, my God! Is that what you think of me? 152 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,960 What do you want me to think when you do this? 153 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,960 I stuck my neck on the line for you. 154 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,160 Do you think anyone would have been mates 155 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,960 with such a posh prick without me? Oh, thank you so much, Reece! 156 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,960 Oh, here, take my watch, too, as long as we can still be mates! 157 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,960 I could never be mates with someone like you. 158 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,640 It was never gonna work, lad. Like Vardys and Rooneys. 159 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,960 Scousers and Mancs. 160 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,960 Normal lads and posh helmets like you! 161 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,960 Get on the other side of the road, you muppet! 162 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,960 I'm a bellend. 163 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,160 Don't you mean "I'm a complete bellend"? 164 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 Aimee. 165 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,160 Morris. 166 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,960 What will she do? 167 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,480 Worry about what the dickheads think of her? 168 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,960 Or show them the amazing actress she really is? 169 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,160 Will there be dirty looks from those watching? 170 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,960 Probably. 171 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,000 Or will she give a stunning performance? 172 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,960 Definitely. SHE CHUCKLES 173 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,960 Oh, Aims, I always know when you're not all right. 174 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,960 We know the truth, so who cares what everyone else thinks? 175 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,640 Don't hide. Just do this for you. 176 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,960 Or option two, I'll just make a TikTok video 177 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,000 slagging everyone off, and I will destroy lives. 178 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,960 Takes the heat off you, innit? I think I'll stick with option one. 179 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,480 OK, but option two's always there if you do change your mind, girl. 180 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,960 THEY CHUCKLE 181 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,960 I'm passing the phone to the boy 182 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,960 who's the face of the Stop The Boats campaign. 183 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,960 I'm passing the phone to the lad who's so posh, 184 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,960 he thinks he has to apologise for British colonisation. 185 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,000 I am so sorry for my ancestors' behaviour. 186 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,960 I'm passing the phone to the lad who, unlike me, 187 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,640 can't tell the difference between a dessert spoon or a teaspoon. 188 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,960 I'm passing the phone to the lad who, when he was 12, 189 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,480 got caught by his auntie wanking to Jasmine off Aladdin. 190 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,960 THEY LAUGH What's funny? 191 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,960 BOYS: # A whole new world! 192 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,960 # A new fantastic point of view! # 193 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:01,960 THEY LAUGH 194 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,800 Nah, Tyreece got us doing the pass-the-phone challenge. 195 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,960 Oh, sound. Let's go again. 196 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,960 I pass the phone... We're finished with that now, lad. 197 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,800 Yeah. 198 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,960 I've gotta go for my tea anyway. Lad, you are sick! 199 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,960 THEY LAUGH 200 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,800 Ah! Come on, Ted. 201 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,000 Can I come yours, Ted? See you in a bit, lad. 202 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,320 Oh, nice one, man. 203 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,160 I'll see you in a bit, lad, yeah? Sound, yeah. 204 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,480 They new webs, lad? 205 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,960 Yeah, I treated myself. I've endured a very stressful time recently. 206 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,960 Haven't you just been on a skiing trip? 207 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,960 Two-hour delay on the way back, lad. 208 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,960 Is that a new jacket? 209 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,960 What, you like it? It's like yours but a better version. 210 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,960 You took his ring, didn't you? What did you do, pawn it? 211 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,320 It was worth 500 quid! Buzzing. 212 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,160 Lad, it was his mum's ring. She died. 213 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,960 Well, that's bang on, that is, innit, 214 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,960 but a ring's not gonna bring her back. 215 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,960 Didn't you used to wear Grandad's ring when he died? Yeah, used to. 216 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960 I sold it for 50 quid. 217 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,960 Acceptance, mate. One of the stages of grief. 218 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,640 Well, lad, he thinks it was me. So we're taking your stuff back. 219 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,960 Nah, are we fuck! I'm well within my rights to have all this stuff. 220 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,960 He probably gets new clobber every week. 221 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,960 He's not as rich as you think he is. Why do you think he's here? 222 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,640 Yeah, well, he defo thinks he's better than us. No, he doesn't. 223 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,960 Are you two bezzies or something? 224 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,960 Oh! I thought I seen you two giving each other the eyes, 225 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,960 the pre-bum eyes. 226 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,960 Are you mad? You're on a caution. 227 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,960 Aw. Reckon he's gonna make you wear a condom tonight now, lad? 228 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,960 Lad, I'm being serious! 229 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,960 Look, are we just gonna sit back and let the rich get richer? "We"? 230 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,480 Isn't your ma some marketing manager? 231 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,960 Deputy marketing manager! 232 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,800 And what are you bringing that up for? 233 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,160 You know she was in bits when she didn't get it. 234 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,960 How much is left? About 250. 235 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:43,000 But I was planning a little a la carte dining session 236 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,960 at Bella Italia, on me, if you want, lad? 237 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,960 Nah. You're giving it to me. 238 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,960 Cos then I've gotta find another 250 quid to buy it back for him. 239 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,960 Yeah. You probably need a bit more on top of that, like. 240 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,960 It's how the pawn shop makes their money. 241 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,960 Yeah, I know, lad. 242 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,800 Hey, Mum. Jesus wept. 243 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,960 Any chance I could borrow 300 quid? Oh, yeah! 244 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,480 Hang on a minute, here y'are. 245 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,960 Here! 246 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,960 What the fuck do you want 300 quid for? 247 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,000 Sixth formers only, dickhead. I've got the buy-in. 248 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,960 But I'm offering you a first-look deal 249 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,960 on coming round for my ma's teas for two months, 250 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,320 no Mo or Ted. 251 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,960 It's an enticing offer... 252 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,640 Erm, I accidentally broke Ted's laptop, 253 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,640 and he said I need to buy him a new one. 254 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,960 Ted, babe! Come here. 255 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,800 # Money talks, mm-hm... # HE SIGHS 256 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,960 # Money talks... # 257 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,960 300 quid, I'm gonna need a nude. You what? 258 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,160 Yeah? Come here. 259 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,480 TED GASPS Listen, you. Accidents happen. 260 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,960 Like I could accidently bury your head in this bolognese sauce. 261 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,960 Mum? 262 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,960 Do you feel me? Yeah! 263 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,960 # Money talks... # 264 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,960 GIRL: Vile. 265 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960 BOY: Fuck off, lad. 266 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,960 Say hi to your ma. Any need for that? 267 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,960 Fixed it. 268 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960 How am I gonna get a nude off my own ma? 269 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,960 That's your problem, mate. 270 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,960 # Money talks, mm-hm Money talks... # 271 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960 BOY: Gutted! 272 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,160 MIA-LOUISE: 'Ah, you're gonna be amazing tonight, girl.' 273 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,960 Are you sure it's gonna be OK? 274 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960 'Trust me, you're gonna absolutely smash it 275 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,960 'cos you're my little Janet Jackson.' 276 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,960 Glenda Jackson. 'Oh. 277 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,640 'Anyways, I'd better finish my make-up. 278 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,960 'I'll see you soon, and don't worry, girl.' 279 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,960 Thanks, girl. I'll see you later. 280 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,640 Dad! I'm going now. 281 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,960 SHE SIGHS Dickhead! 282 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,960 DIALLING TONE Where is she? 283 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,000 Sir, she's coming! Chill your boots. 284 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,640 VOICEMAIL: 'I'm sorry, but the person you called is not available.' 285 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960 Sitting off in a pub? Is she having a laugh? 286 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,960 Aw. It's not surprising. 287 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,960 Poor girl's got issues. 288 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,000 Let's just hope she doesn't turn into a drunkard. 289 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,480 Hey... did you just hear that? 290 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,800 The gimp who hacked Aimee's TikTok 291 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,960 called Lucy Gill a drunkard in the video. So? 292 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,960 Well, not many people in this school would use that word, love. 293 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,960 They'd just say, "Pisshead, her, like." 294 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,960 Hey... Grace. 295 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,480 Do you know, it looks like you're right, girl. 296 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,960 Aims has got issues, and she's let us down. 297 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,960 Mr Dunn's asked, would you stand in and be our Juliet? 298 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,960 Oh! Oh, my God! 299 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,960 I will, for all of us. 300 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,960 Nice one. Hey, do you want me to take a pic of you? 301 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,960 Aw, our new Juliet. 302 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,960 Hey! Excuse me, what are you doing? 303 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,480 LOCK CLICKS Give me my phone back! 304 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,960 MUFFLED: Excuse me! This is illegal, you know! 305 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,800 AUTOMATED VOICE: '..dad is in prison 306 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,960 'and her mum is a drunkard crackhead...' Eeh! 307 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,960 ..but the most tragic thing about her is...' Oh, watch what happens! 308 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,960 Hey! It was you! 309 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,960 The video's on your phone, you little scruff! 310 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,000 She's completely just made that up! Another one lost the plot. 311 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,960 You coming to get her, posh bellend? 312 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,960 I mean, I don't get it, but for some reason, she likes you. 313 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,960 I think I'm the last person she wants to see. 314 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,000 I mean, you are right, love, but she's only upset with you 315 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,960 because she likes you. 316 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,960 But, like, I really, really do not get what she sees in you. 317 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960 Thanks. 318 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,960 HE LAUGHS, APPLAUSE 319 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,960 He's back! CHEERING 320 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,960 MAN: Bloody hell! 321 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960 We don't see you for ages, 322 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960 and you come back looking like death's door Elvis! 323 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,960 LAUGHTER 324 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,000 Aw, listen, I'm sorry, everyone. 325 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,480 I'm sorry I haven't been doing my regular slot for a while. 326 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,480 It's just... Well, I had a bit of bad news, to be honest with you. 327 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,960 AUDIENCE: Aww. Yeah. 328 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,960 I was diagnosed with primary progressive MS. 329 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:16,960 MAN: It's all right. 330 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,960 We had a Johnny Cash tribute in here. Amazing. 331 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,000 It's like being in the room with him. 332 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,160 LAUGHTER 333 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,960 WOMAN: And your act was getting quite a bit boring, mate. 334 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,160 Quite a bit boring, Barbara? 335 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,960 Well, no-one forces you to come, love! 336 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960 LAUGHTER 337 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,960 Oh, do you know what? 338 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,960 One of you said to me there in the toilet, 339 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960 "I thought you were dead, lad." 340 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,960 I'll be honest with you. Sometimes, it's felt like that. 341 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960 MAN: So sorry, lad. 342 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,960 But see that beauty there? That's our Aimee. 343 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,960 She's been the strong one through all this, not me. 344 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960 She sorted me some weed, 345 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960 which, you know, really helps with the pain, 346 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,960 and... she, er... she even made me this walking cane. 347 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,320 But I refuse to use it because then it's like all this is real. 348 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,960 I wanna be the man of house and take care of her, 349 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,160 but now I've got these fears that my body's gonna let me down. 350 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960 And I don't wanna let you down, love. 351 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960 HE SOBS MAN: Oh, God, listen to him. 352 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,960 Right. Give me that. 353 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,960 I also got him the weed to make him sleepy, 354 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,320 because when he's awake, he does my head in. 355 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,960 LAUGHTER 356 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,960 Is there any need for you? 357 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960 I've just been pouring my bloody heart out here! So? 358 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,960 Have you got any idea what it's like living with you? 359 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,960 Every time I try and help, he moans. Tell 'em all about that. 360 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,000 That's cos I don't want your help, love. 361 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,960 And I don't want to be helping you 362 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,960 off the bathroom floor at 4am cos you fell. 363 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,960 I wanna be helping Mia-Louise into bed at 4am 364 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,960 cos she's pissed out of her face after a boss night with me. 365 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:50,960 AUDIENCE: Oh! LAUGHTER 366 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,960 I don't want to be missing school because I'm walking around shops 367 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960 looking for fennel seeds cos you can't shit. 368 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960 LAUGHTER All right. 369 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,000 I wanna be in school, enjoying myself. 370 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,960 But I help you because I love you. 371 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,960 AUDIENCE: Aw. And this is our reality now. 372 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,960 So we need to deal with it together, the best that we can. 373 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,640 I get it, love, I do. I get it. 374 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,960 Look... can I have my hug now? 375 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960 No. Oh! 376 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,960 Cos you can start with listening to me about using this cane. 377 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,960 Cane! Cane! Cane! 378 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,960 THEY CHANT: Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! 379 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,160 Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane! 380 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,640 All right! All right, OK, OK. Oh! 381 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,960 I'll give it a go. 382 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 383 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Hey, it's not bad, that. 384 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,960 Getting Willy Wonka vibes, though. 385 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,960 WOMAN: Willy Wanker vibes! LAUGHTER 386 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 387 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960 I love you. 388 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,960 What are youse doing here? Your dad's got M&S? 389 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,480 MS. M&S is Marks & Spencer. All right, smart arse. 390 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,000 Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that, Wayno, love. 391 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,960 Hey, come on. Tell me all about it. Mine's a vodka and Coke. A double. 392 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960 You may have ruined your chance to be Juliet, 393 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,960 but if they're looking to cast a Scouse Florence Nightingale, 394 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960 you're their girl. 395 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,640 Who's Florence Nightingale? 396 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,960 She was this nurse who, during... SHE CHUCKLES 397 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,000 Look, I'm sorry we doubted you about the TikTok video. 398 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,160 We found out it was Grace that hacked you. 399 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,160 I suppose it makes sense. 400 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,960 It's just, you were acting so strange. 401 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,640 Why didn't you say something? 402 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,960 It's not exactly the best conversation-starter, is it? 403 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,480 "Hey, my dad's got MS, and I have no idea how to handle it." 404 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,960 I don't know if there is a right way to handle it, 405 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,320 but you could try talking to me. 406 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,960 Do I have to? It's good to share. 407 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,960 Look, you know the only reason why I get away with being Romeo 408 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960 is because you're so good, 409 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960 you make me feel like I'm in the moment. 410 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,960 It's too late. The play has started. 411 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,640 There'll be other plays. Just promise me you'll do them. 412 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,960 I promise. 413 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960 WAYNE: This one's for you, Barbie. 414 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,960 # Lord Almighty I feel my temperature rising... # 415 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960 Come on, everybody! AS ELVIS: Uh-huh-huh. 416 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960 LAUGHTER 417 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,800 PHONE CHIMES 418 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,960 I knew it was you. What's wrong with you? No, I can... 419 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,960 Reece, get out here! I've been looking for you, you slippery shite! 420 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960 What were you doing on Monday, you thieving toerag? 421 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,960 Monday? I weren't doing anything on Monday. Really? 422 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,960 Because someone saw you scuttling back to our house 423 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960 like the rat you are! What else have you stole? 424 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,960 Nothing! Mum, it wasn't me! I swear to God! 425 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,960 Then how come you're wearing the same jacket 426 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,480 as the lad on the CCTV footage? What CCTV? 427 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,960 The CCTV footage I've just had the fucking joy of watching 428 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,000 down the police station! 429 00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960 It's probably a coincidence! 430 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960 I don't believe in coincidences, lad, 431 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960 but I do believe in thieving gobshites! 432 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,960 No, Mum, you see... that's... that's... That's what? 433 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960 That's what, Reece? 434 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960 That's me, yeah. 435 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,160 Yeah, you look like that, lad, 436 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,960 because you've just humiliated me and our little family. 437 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,960 You're unbelievable. 438 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,960 Nice one. Proper grateful for that, lad. 439 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,640 I don't know why I do it, you know. I don't wanna hurt anyone. 440 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,960 I know, but you need to stop it, lad. 441 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,480 You're right, you know, lad. 442 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,960 Hey, look, as a thanks, let me get you a Domino's. With what money? 443 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,960 I've got my ma's credit card saved to my Google account. 444 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,960 Lad, you can't keep... 445 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,960 Just put some Chicken Kickers on there, lad. 446 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,160 'Oh, for fuck's sake, Mum!' 447 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,960 Yeah, well, good news travels fast, don't it? 448 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,960 Who told you? 449 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,960 Steph? Yeah, well, she's not one to be gossiping, is she? 450 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,960 I have not lost the dressing room, Mum! 451 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 452 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,000 BOOING 453 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,960 This is going straight on TikTok. 454 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,480 From now on, don't come past this line, OK? 455 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,960 And keep YOUR ball on YOUR side! 456 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960 VAR decision. 457 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,960 Er, still kicks the ball like a two-year-old. 458 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,960 VAR decision. Erm, backstabbing thief! 459 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,960 Knobhead! 460 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 42652

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