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It's spring break. We got some serious potty to do.

What the pit animal spring break, Olympics?

Forget it!

Don't believe everything you hear.

You're wharsing.

You're mine.

The female bites is head off.

That is kind of romantic.

You keep score as you score.

It's can't keep.

I like it.

You're the only one for me.

What can I say? It's my sentimental streak.

I can explain.

[cheering]

What's a sore-back and fragile broken heart?

Very poetic.

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You know, I'm muted town.

Can you give me directions to your bedroom?

Lame.

Can I borrow a quarter?

What for?

I'd like to call your mother until you're not coming home.

I'm denied.

You can be serious.

[laughing]

These are my best lines, my closers.

[laughing]

Wow.

I'd like to hear the also ram.

So I guess this is good night or good morning, whichever.

[laughing]

Wait.

Where are you going?

I think I changed my mind.

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I need to be even working hard all night.

Coming up with a little crap can be easy.

It is since.

Maybe it's time for your reward.

Now, the star fell from the sky.

Every time I thought about you.

Okay.

I think enough talking.

Okay.

Time for action.

Come dance for me.

Yeah.

Well, can you feel sexy, babe?

Mmm.

Yeah.

Okay.

Now, make one for the camera.

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Make like to the camera.

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Mmm.

Spock.

Spock.

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Okay.

Okay.

That's enough.

So, are we going to...

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That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

That's it, what do you think had the feeling of being in the Bundesliga?

Got to see this bro, Johnson's bars giving away free drinks to anyone with a tramp stand.

So?

So that's ever girl in our bar, we broke by the end of the week.

Is that a failure to the Lailin, some confused here?

She's gone, they're both gone, screwed up with a failure, just like I screwed it up last time with Leila.

I mean this whole marriage thing just don't mix.

It's okay, you had a couple of strikes, you're still a bat?

Yeah, if you were then we're here right now, they'd shove that bat with a sundown shine.

Man, flat and proud of it.

I'm pity that per girl, being used for your sleazy little gate.

Yeah?

Boo yeah, touching.

You've been banging like a barn door in the wind.

Time out, time out. The game is suspended, okay?

Clear rule violations, thank you, you've been drugging those freshmen.

Big for yourself, you spuck it.

There's not going to be any more spring-wrag score board if we can't make our next mortgage payment.

We need cash, and we need fast.

Games not over.

Not by your long shot.

Larry, ice princess.

I think he's going to stick with me for a while, isn't it?

Oh no, what's oh no, I've known that tones since preschool.

The hay Larry, which leads the can you do my essay or you change my grade in the school's computer?

How much do you know about genital works?

Okay, you got me. I need your help.

Another flare-up, I don't want to look.

Just take the lotion.

You're still in that home making movie, right?

The cameras, the tripod, and all that?

Yes.

Why say we make movies, big hits, help James and Jenny to make payments on double D's.

Well, I have written this new script about my recent breakup.

It's called the "Hole on My Soul."

I'm told you I'm not over yet, pumpkin these things take time.

No, we have all the time in the world.

It starts out on the highway, but we're traveling, the white line,

and the middle of the road is streaking by, and as we pan up, we see in the distance.

A pair of big hits!

No, I love it. Let's do it.

First couple notes, small changes really.

We'll do it in color, and we won't actually use your script.

In fact, we won't even read your script. They'll be no script.

Just girls taking their clothes off being wild. What a movie.

Not a movie that's a porno tape.

DVD, keep up, Larry.

And it's what people want to see. Girls, boobs, few laughs, laughing, drunk girls with boobs.

Cinemat goals. Tada!

So...

We can't do that. It's a moral.

It's exploitation.

Profiting from people's lapses in judgment, exploiting their weaknesses, appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Who's common to what?

Rating naked bodies around for the amusement of a jaded audience.

I mean, it's not right.

Whenever I see those ads for those tapes, CDs, cheese, it's 2009 by calendar.

I think, oh, that poor girl. She's going to get a call from her mom one day.

San, she sees her little girl on TV taking all her clothes off.

That was a tough call to make.

James and Jenny need cash.

And your artsy fartsy soul in the whole black and white movies aren't going to make squat.

For these lose the bar, we don't have a place to stay.

Spring breaks over, nobody makes king.

Yen or what?

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I'll close.

I'm not here for a drink.

I'm here to see a failure.

One phrase she's already left.

Her husband, ex, husband.

Number of was husband is here.

Let's speak in the devil.

Oh!

Look where the cap you've done.

The hell are you doing here?

You know this guy?

Ah, yeah.

I've had the pleasure.

Yeah.

Pleasure.

Fuckin' my wife.

That's ex-wife.

Never was wife as I understand it, correct?

Yeah.

I heard about her feelings of research grant and I simply came down here to offer my assistance.

You lying little piece of shit.

What the hell do you know about anthill?

Fuckin' apology, huh?

It's a fascinating subject.

Yeah.

So we're picking me tribes and uncharted regions of the Amazon.

Go get 'em, Bob.

Don't forget your toothbrush.

All right, listen.

Now I can only apologize so much, James.

Perhaps I can make it up to you.

As I understand it, your bars have me some financial difficulties.

I happen to need a place to stay well and down here.

And I suspect some rentment can come in handy.

No.

You've done all the coming.

You're gonna do.

Now get the fuck out of here.

James.

Stop feaning else.

Hey.

Why break the haver?

You shut it, Royce.

How are we supposed to pay for his wages?

Or the liquor bill?

Or the bank?

The beach house is already mortgage to the max.

I would rather sell my body.

Do you like me showing it to the beach house?

Yes.

I would love that.

Thank you.

That is unacceptable.

Jennifer!

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Come on, Larry.

Snap out of it.

Well, I know what you're going through.

Maybe she'll come back.

But maybe she won't.

The point is, you can't stop living.

Oh, it's screwing.

So how are I screwing you in in the middle next week?

Oh, great.

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Oh, good.

I don't care.

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Huh?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, see my name.

Huh?

See my name.

If I knew it, I would.

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It's Whitney.

It's Whitney.

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Oh, oh.

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Oh, there's a lot of things.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, oh.

Oh.

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Oh.

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Mary.

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Oh, oh.

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Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

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That was amazing.

Yeah, I kind of was.

Let's go again.

Again.

You trying to kill me?

I'm still broken hearted.

Heart you?

More than my heart's going to get broken if we go again.

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Yo, jiggle, we're supposed to be filming.

Does it have to be now?

Witting our edges.

There's a hot chicken the bar totally into being on camera.

We got to move like right now.

I don't know about all this.

I'm supposed to be a serious filmmaker.

Dude, hot, drunk, chick.

What's to not know?

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Oh.

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I'm great.

Good.

Yeah.

Take off your dress.

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Oh, great.

Great.

Now run your hands down your side.

Dude, seriously?

You tell my fucking buzz.

Shut the hell up.

Shut it up.

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Dude, you want to ruin the mood.

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Zack.

Could you wait for us in the main board?

Yeah, you know, maybe go wait over there.

Somewhere other than here.

You know, bye.

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That's it.

And here's you.

And you.

And you.

And you.

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He is watching the scene.

I know.

James Bond, he ate.

But I mean, I guess it is only natural.

Big brother being protective, right?

He says he has a good reason.

Oh, really?

He said you tried to steal a failure from him.

Well, that's actually true.

That did happen.

He said you did not yet.

Well, you know, the old me might have probably denied it, but this new me is more honest.

It did happen on my private.

Wow.

It's rare to find a guy that can actually be, you know, honest.

All right.

Thank you.

So, I never really understood what was here to study.

Oh, well, she and I are anthropologists, and down here presents a potentially fascinating area of study for us.

Why is that?

Well, her grant was to study how the rules of attraction in the animal kingdom relate to human-made injuries.

I mean, people acting like monkeys?

Come on.

Is that really such stretch?

[coughing]

I guess not.

Not on spring break.

No such thing as a high-up roommate when it comes to spring break.

So, do you have a skinny-to-been?

Skinny-to-been?

Really?

Yeah, it's nice night.

Come on, what do you say?

I personally would love to, but, uh,

would that make your brother just a little angry?

Sure.

But I guess that wouldn't have bothered the old me much.

Do you want to hear a secret?

Huh.

It doesn't bother the new me much either.

Really?

Yeah, let's go.

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Hey, Larry.

Hey, you're a princess.

Look at for you.

Ah, she won't let me breathe.

Wait.

You're the one that scored a nice contest?

Uh, well, don't bashful.

Yeah.

Good.

Wow.

And a fast.

Oh, it was.

It was not that much.

Really.

It's true.

It's nothing much.

I've seen it.

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I've seen it.

I've seen it.

can reverse all the guys tired

I don't wanna succeed in

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nice war wouldn't do this again on a first date

what this is a date now?

you're right it's a technicality

but when you're right you're right

I'm right

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Whoops. From now on every time you say(!) Oops, I'm going to kill you!

Craig! Well, we've definitely cornered the G-rated Adel market, which is you know

huge when it comes to these kind of tapes. DVDs!

Hey guys!

You might want to check out Channel 1.49, the travel and entertainment channel.

(coughing)

Hey, you're famous.

Oh my god! She used me. I feel so... used.

Time for action!

Come on, dance for me.

Oh yeah. You don't do it, buddy! It's a trick!

What the hell?

You exploited me. You put me on TV with your...

...chated pictures of naked parades.

It's sex-pointation.

It did a tame man.

You profited for my hornyness.

You got what you wanted. I got what I wanted.

Is she married? She's gonna put you on TV.

Sweet!

Hello?

Mom!

Oh, you saw that.

I can explain, it's really funny. You're gonna laugh.

Jay! You back?

Jenny?

Jenny, are you okay?

Jay!

You heard me?

Hmm.

Uh, yeah you did.

James!

You...

You got the hot for Brody?

Oh!

I believe in mating for life!

There's a bucket load of points waiting to go to the court over at Johnson's.

Never could resist a lure of the sex could you?

Well, no.

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