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It's spring break. We got some serious positive to do.
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[audience cheers]
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Of the pent-edium-less spring break Olympics.
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Pretty good.
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Don't believe everything you hear. Who the worst is.
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You're mine.
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Wow. The female bites his head off.
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That is kind of romantic.
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You keep score as you score.
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It's can't keep. I like it.
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You're the only one for me.
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What can I say? It's my sentimental streak.
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I can't explain.
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[audience cheers]
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What's a sore-back and pogo broken heart?
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Very poetic.
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[music]
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There's no way James come and let him play like this.
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You get me. This is exactly the type of place James will work in.
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Poor DeFilia. Omega House.
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But that was the odd James.
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The drinking, womenizing, partying to lead Rob's James.
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The new James will never...
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[audience cheers]
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It's no way.
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[audience cheers]
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[audience cheers]
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What the hell is going on here, James?
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You said you were serving or jerps.
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More like horse curves.
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[audience laughs]
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Oh, get back here.
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This is what it looks like.
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Kind of. Sort of.
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This is great.
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I come all this way. I get dawned.
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And now where am I supposed to stay?
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There's a beach house down the street.
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You guys could hang there.
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Right there.
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Good to meet you man.
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You're quite a legend back on campus.
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But I'd like to see you're so many quite a reputation here as well.
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Don't believe everything you hear.
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Worse thing.
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[audience cheers]
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Nice.
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I feel you wait.
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Wait.
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Come on. Let me try to explain this at least.
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Go ahead.
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Let's hear it.
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All right. There's no explaining this.
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But what the hell are you doing down here anyway, huh?
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What are you checking up on me?
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You don't trust me or something?
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All right. You've got every reason in the universe not to trust me.
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But I didn't lie to you.
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You told me you were working at D.D.
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D.D.
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A couple D's.
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It's kind of the same thing.
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They're the same sort of?
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You told me you were gaining valuable work experience.
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I am.
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Life lessons.
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Money can't buy.
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You told me you loved me.
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You'd never lie to me.
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Cheat on me.
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Break my heart.
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I do love you.
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I haven't done those things.
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All right.
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Now I've had it all.
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God.
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I feel you.
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Wow.
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This is just like a house I grew up in.
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But way smaller.
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This is great.
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We're staying here.
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Oh yes we are.
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Lost.
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Block the bar.
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And now we can get down to the most important things in life.
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Drinking?
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And.
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How did I know that this is the second most important thing in life to you?
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It's actually the first most important. I was just thirsty.
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Well, Zag and you can walk in.
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Exactly.
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Well, what about Larry and Ophelia?
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It's a canke. I like it.
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That would splice things up.
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(upbeat music)
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, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, God.
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(laughs)
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(gasps)
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(laughs)
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(laughs)
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"Oh"
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"Oh"
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"Oh"
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"Oh"
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"Oh"
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"Oh"
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"Oh, it's a bro"
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"What kind of getcha?"
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"Something else"
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"Something else"
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"Something very alcohol"
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"It's nice"
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"Stolen shorts coming up"
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"Oh"
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"Greek hints of faggotta"
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"I never want to be sober again"
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"Fad breakup"
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"Are there any good ones?"
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"Yeah, it's not wrong"
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"Oh, she"
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"She"
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"Is not your rebound girl"
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"James would not be happy"
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"Heather what is white"
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"Did you forget we're married now?"
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"How many more chances are most opposed to give you?"
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"You're lied to me"
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"Okay"
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" Technically I didn't lie to you"
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"Okay"
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"I just didn't tell you the truth"
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"Okay, so here's your chance, go ahead"
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"Well, I hope you two will be very happy together"
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"Whoever she is"
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"Oh my god"
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"It's complicated, or failure"
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"You know I'm not good and complicated"
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"No, it James, it's simple really"
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"I didn't lie to you"
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"But you didn't tell the truth"
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"You were so good"
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"Hop, you are so good"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"If you want me to be part of you"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"Oh, it's fine"
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"What's the hell?"
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"You're doing here"
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"Oh, James, have we could crash here"
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"I'm guessing he didn't mention not "shagging like rabbits"
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"And my living room"
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"This is your place"
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"Well, there's plenty of space for all of us"
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"Ah, ignore him, I'm carried by the way"
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"The name's Jenny"
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"James the sister"
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"No kidding"
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"It's not enough"
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"Even after everything"
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"It is still not enough to make the loan payment"
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"She's called"
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"We are going to lose double-dees"
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"And Dick Johnson will have won"
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"And his bar will be the only bar down on the beach"
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"She says she wants to meet with me"
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"She says we need to talk"
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"Dude"
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"What is going on, bro"
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"You come down here to help me save the bar"
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"And then some chick walks in"
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"And suddenly you're a drooling rat"
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"She's not just some chick"
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"Gen"
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"Oh"
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"She's my wife"
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"James"
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"Her name is Ophelia"
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"She's the love of my life"
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"I've lost her"
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"Okay, wait"
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"This is a lot to take in her"
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"Okay, first of all"
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"You can't get married and not tell your little sister"
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"And second, you can't get married James"
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"Pirriot"
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"I know"
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"And I know"
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"So I'm guessing that she doesn't know about me"
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"And she doesn't know about your life"
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"Before college"
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"And she doesn't know about Lila"
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"Lila"
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"Oh yeah"
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"Oh yeah, that's hot"
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"Oh yeah, work it"
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"Okay"
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"Yeah"
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"Gamier ass"
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"Oh yeah"
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"Oh that's good"
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"Yeah, yeah"
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"Oh yeah, little water down your back"
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"Oh that's hot"
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"Yeah"
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"Oh yeah, little water"
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"Oh baby"
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"Work it"
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"These are gonna be good"
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"Oh beautiful baby"
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"Let's work it"
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"Oh yeah"
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"Oh these are gonna be good"
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"Okay, now I'll read exactly"
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"What?
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"Can a guy be proud of how sexy his new girl lives"
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"Send out a messy email with sexy pictures"
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"and attached to forgetting hot and heavy"
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"And about"
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"Is that"
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"Kidding"
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"I'm kidding"
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"These are strictly for my Facebook page"
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"Look"
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"There's something we need to talk about"
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"Look, if this involves chips, dip and whips"
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"then I'm in"
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"I'm being serious"
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"I think we need a break"
288
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000
"We're on a break"
289
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
"Spring break"
290
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
"That's not what I mean"
291
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
"I mean, I think we need some space"
292
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
"Come again"
293
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000
"Look, we've been inseparable these last couple weeks"
294
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
"And I think that if we're really meant to be together"
295
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
"then this time apart just bring us closer"
296
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
297
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000
"Look, this is about the sexy pictures that I'm sorry"
298
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
"I didn't mean"
299
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
"I'm not about the sexy pictures"
300
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000
"Okay"
301
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
"Fine"
302
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
"Spring break up it is"
303
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
"Zag"
304
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:15,000
"You know what you need?"
305
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
"A drinky drink?"
306
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
"No"
307
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000
"You need to screw those blues away"
308
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
"It's the only way to get over a break up"
309
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
"Trust me"
310
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
"I shouldn't know"
311
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
"Dolls second that"
312
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
"Yeah right"
313
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
"You do it practically"
314
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
"Merry"
315
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
"Caring an eye on spring break up"
316
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
"Chains rough"
317
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
"Nom all by getting laid as fast"
318
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
"and as often as possible"
319
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
"I doubt it'll be often"
320
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
"But it will definitely be fast"
321
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
"In fact I'm sure of that"
322
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
"Time out kids"
323
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000
"I'll tell you a fair fight"
324
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:53,000
"Spring break score board"
325
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
"The what?"
326
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
"Trutation"
327
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000
"You keep score as you score"
328
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
"The winner is crowned King of spring break"
329
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
"Or clean"
330
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
"So?"
331
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000
"It's game on then"
332
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
"Sure"
333
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
"Why not?"
334
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000
"Who's that?"
335
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
"Oh that's Brody"
336
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000
"He's the guy to beat around these parts"
337
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
"He gets more pussy than an animal shelter"
338
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
"Now it's 10 points for first base"
339
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,000
"20 for rounding seconds"
340
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:57,000
"30 if you even make it to third"
341
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000
"Oh"
342
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:21,000
"How much for a home run?"
343
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
"50 points"
344
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000
"Oh that's Brody"
345
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000
"Oh that's Brody"
346
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
"Oh that's Brody"
347
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
"Oh that's Brody"
348
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000
"Oh that's Brody"
349
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
"Oh that's Brody"
350
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000
"Oh that's Brody"
351
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
"Oh that's Brody"
352
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:58,000
"Oh that's Brody"
353
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:08,000
"Oh that's Brody"
354
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000
"Oh that's Brody"
355
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
"Oh that's Brody"
356
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:20,000
"Oh that's Brody"
357
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
"Oh that's Brody"
358
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:29,000
"It's on"
359
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
"It's so on"
360
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000
"But you better be nice to the girls you score with because we're working on an honor system here"
361
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
"That's how he heard the word honor"
362
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000
"He was grovelling and a judge is trying to get out of Luke conduct charges"
363
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
"There's something Luke about photocopying your junk"
364
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
"What do you say, Larry you in?"
365
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
"Whatever happened to love"
366
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,000
"Oh that's the spirit"
367
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
"Oh yeah yeah yeah"
368
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000
"And now the day another day"
369
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
"I'm the best of the best baby there's no contest"
370
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
"It's not even close"
371
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000
"Well there's always the ice princess"
372
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
"Bye hundred points"
373
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
"You could give me a thousand points okay"
374
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
"And me even me"
375
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
"Can't get an F frozen case"
376
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
"Who's the ice princess?"
377
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:28,000
"Untouched by human hands"
378
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
"Legend has it that if she even looks at you you freeze to death"
379
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:44,000
"Well me the best man or woman"
380
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
"When"
381
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
"Bye thank you for meeting with me"
382
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
"You're not meeting with me"
383
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
"I'm not"
384
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:09,000
"Clappy"
385
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
"I'm not"
386
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:28,000
"It's all"
387
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
"It's all"
388
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,000
"I'm not"
389
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:52,000
"Don't you wish like get to know each other"
390
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
"What's there to know"
391
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000
"My name"
392
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
"I'm not"
393
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
"I'm not"
394
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
"Sorry it interrupt"
395
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
"You're a kid's in the car crying"
396
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
"But at least you can do this"
397
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
"You don't want me to"
398
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:15,000
"We've been married for three months"
399
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
"But is that too late to get an unknown wind"
400
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
"Was the marriage consummated"
401
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
"Yeah three months later"
402
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
"She's still in a walk"
403
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
"What about fraud? That's grounds for divorce"
404
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
"You really wanted divorce"
405
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
"You cheated on me"
406
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
"I didn't cheat this time"
407
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
"Okay Jenny"
408
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
"The girl you saw me with"
409
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
"She's my sister"
410
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
"What since when"
411
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
"Why have you never told me about her"
412
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
"My life back here"
413
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
"It got complicated"
414
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
"So when I moved away to college"
415
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
"I just decided to leave it all behind"
416
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
"And then I met you"
417
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
"You know"
418
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
"I've had amnesia"
419
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
"I fell in love"
420
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
"Oh, Philia"
421
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
"With you"
422
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
"With my new life"
423
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
"I hadn't heard from Jenny in years"
424
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
"Okay, I mean she knew I had to get away"
425
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000
"But when she called me and told me the bar was in trouble"
426
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
"I knew she needed my help"
427
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
"It's kind of touching"
428
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
"I guess"
429
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,000
"She always dreamed of running a bar on the beach"
430
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
"Oh, I understand"
431
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000
"I mean that place has a certain charm about it"
432
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000
"Good, okay, I'm glad you like it"
433
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
"Because"
434
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
"Because you kind of own part of it"
435
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
"What?"
436
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
437
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
438
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
439
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
440
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
441
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
442
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
443
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
444
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
445
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
446
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
447
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
448
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
449
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
450
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
451
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
452
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
453
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
454
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
455
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
456
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
457
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
458
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
459
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
460
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
461
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
462
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
463
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
464
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
465
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
466
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
467
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
468
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
469
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
470
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
471
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
472
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
473
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
474
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
475
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
476
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
477
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
478
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
479
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
480
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
481
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
482
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
483
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
484
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
485
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
486
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
487
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
488
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
489
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
490
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
491
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
492
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
493
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
494
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
495
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
496
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
497
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
"Oh, I'm so good"
498
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,840
- Yay!
499
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,400
- Here's already married.
500
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,960
- Florida record show marriage between a James Tyler
501
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,960
and a Leland Monroe from seven years ago.
502
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,600
Okay, this is gonna take some explaining,
503
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,080
but I can do, okay, but I can, I'll feel the other.
504
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,320
- Thanks.
505
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:19,200
- It's dead heat looks like the game goes on.
506
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200
(crowd chattering)
507
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,040
- Oh, man.
508
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,360
- All right, dude, don't control.
509
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,480
What's he got that I don't?
510
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,880
- Well, but he only starts the front for the back.
511
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,720
(laughs)
512
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,880
- Whoa, what happened to you?
513
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,280
- Ice princess.
514
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,160
- You gotta be kidding me, you nail the ice princess.
515
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,000
- Whatever.
516
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,680
- And what backwards ass will is this even possible.
517
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,360
I think I accidentally used a subtle art
518
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,560
of reverse psychology.
519
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,560
- No, man.
520
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,600
- She's so used to having guys to roll themselves out
521
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,600
or she automatically rejects them.
522
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,560
(upbeat music)
523
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:10,280
- Forget about it, pal.
524
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,320
- Forget about what?
525
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,680
- You're gonna say something.
526
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,640
- Like what?
527
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,760
Some sort of line.
528
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,800
- Clumsy remark to try and have sex with me.
529
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,400
- Believe me, I wasn't.
530
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,280
In fact, I wouldn't have sex with you
531
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,880
if you were the last woman on her.
532
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:40,440
- Truth is, we keep talking,
533
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,520
all these guys will think we're together
534
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,080
and make me a home.
535
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,080
- I know everyone thinks I'm this cold-hearted.
536
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,720
- Bitch.
537
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,640
- Yeah.
538
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,600
But I just got out of bad breakup.
539
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,880
- No, I just don't feel like talking to anybody.
540
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,920
- Yeah, I can relate.
541
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,920
So you had a bad breakup?
542
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,520
- There are any good ones.
543
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,360
Are you kidding me?
544
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,520
That's all it took to nail her, talking about a breakup.
545
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,920
I could have done that.
546
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,680
- I ignore him, Larry.
547
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,360
- So, we spent the afternoon just talking
548
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,080
and the less I paid attention to her,
549
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,160
the more an amissie got, until.
550
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,840
(upbeat music)
551
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840
, baby.
552
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:34,840
, baby.
553
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:46,840
, baby.
554
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
555
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
556
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:55,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
557
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:59,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
558
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:03,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
559
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
560
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
561
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
562
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
563
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
564
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:28,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
565
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
566
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:41,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
567
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
568
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:46,940
Oh
569
00:25:46,940 --> 00:26:11,940
Oh.
570
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:38,940
Oh.
571
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:45,940
Oh.
572
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:55,660
Oh.
573
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,300
So you feel better?
574
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,300
Nope.
575
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,660
Not a bit.
576
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:05,300
Dude, you just scored the hottest check and spring break.
577
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:10,540
But when you're not in love, it's just pure animal sex.
578
00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,300
What would be the fun in that?
579
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,300
Hey.
580
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:18,540
Me and the girls from my sorority are going to stay together.
581
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:22,420
You may be want to come to this.
582
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:27,820
How would you come skinny dipping with you if you were the last woman on earth?
583
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,820
Oh, baby.
584
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,820
Oh, yeah.
585
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:40,060
Oh, no.
586
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,060
Listen, I was young.
587
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,060
Okay, I was an idiot.
588
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,060
No.
589
00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:47,700
And now I'm an older idiot.
590
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,540
Listen, I'll feel you.
591
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,860
I'll find Leyla.
592
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:56,300
I'll get her to sign those divorce papers and we will get married again.
593
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,140
Okay, for real this time.
594
00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:01,140
It's one more chance.
595
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,700
And it's all I'm asking.
596
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:06,380
I forgave you, buddy.
597
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:10,460
Trying to sell this plastic house to make my breast honeybee.
598
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:16,900
When you cut peak of bullholes in all of my bras, I even forgave you when you got my parents
599
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:21,260
private sex-tafed accepted at sunducks.
600
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:24,820
With this, this is unforgivable.
601
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,820
Come on.
602
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,820
No more chances, James.
603
00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:30,820
I feel you.
604
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:33,820
I love you.
605
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:35,820
I love you.
606
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:44,820
I tell everyone I survive, okay?
607
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,820
No, I'm feeling you.
608
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,820
I feel you please don't go.
609
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:58,820
[music]
610
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,820
Why say we make movies?
611
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:03,820
Big hits.
612
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:04,820
Cinemat goal.
613
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,820
I'm supposed to be a serious film maker.
614
00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:11,820
There's not going to be any more spring-back sport board if we can't make our next mortgage.
615
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:12,820
He is watching the cinema.
616
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,820
I heard break.
617
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:15,820
Boom.
618
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,820
[music]
619
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,820
[music]
620
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,820
[music]
621
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:43,820
[music]
622
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,820
[music]
623
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:46,820
There was a girl.
624
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,820
The pair is awesome.
625
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,820
[music]
626
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,820
[music]
627
00:29:52,820 --> 00:30:02,820
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