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It's spring break. We got some serious positive to do.

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Of the pent-edium-less spring break Olympics.

Pretty good.

Don't believe everything you hear. Who the worst is.

You're mine.

Wow. The female bites his head off.

That is kind of romantic.

You keep score as you score.

It's can't keep. I like it.

You're the only one for me.

What can I say? It's my sentimental streak.

I can't explain.

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What's a sore-back and pogo broken heart?

Very poetic.

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There's no way James come and let him play like this.

You get me. This is exactly the type of place James will work in.

Poor DeFilia. Omega House.

But that was the odd James.

The drinking, womenizing, partying to lead Rob's James.

The new James will never...

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It's no way.

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What the hell is going on here, James?

You said you were serving or jerps.

More like horse curves.

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Oh, get back here.

This is what it looks like.

Kind of. Sort of.

This is great.

I come all this way. I get dawned.

And now where am I supposed to stay?

There's a beach house down the street.

You guys could hang there.

Right there.

Good to meet you man.

You're quite a legend back on campus.

But I'd like to see you're so many quite a reputation here as well.

Don't believe everything you hear.

Worse thing.

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Nice.

I feel you wait.

Wait.

Come on. Let me try to explain this at least.

Go ahead.

Let's hear it.

All right. There's no explaining this.

But what the hell are you doing down here anyway, huh?

What are you checking up on me?

You don't trust me or something?

All right. You've got every reason in the universe not to trust me.

But I didn't lie to you.

You told me you were working at D.D.

D.D.

A couple D's.

It's kind of the same thing.

They're the same sort of?

You told me you were gaining valuable work experience.

I am.

Life lessons.

Money can't buy.

You told me you loved me.

You'd never lie to me.

Cheat on me.

Break my heart.

I do love you.

I haven't done those things.

All right.

Now I've had it all.

God.

I feel you.

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Wow.

This is just like a house I grew up in.

But way smaller.

This is great.

We're staying here.

Oh yes we are.

Lost.

Block the bar.

And now we can get down to the most important things in life.

Drinking?

And.

How did I know that this is the second most important thing in life to you?

It's actually the first most important. I was just thirsty.

Well, Zag and you can walk in.

Exactly.

Well, what about Larry and Ophelia?

It's a canke. I like it.

That would splice things up.

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, oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, God.

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"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh, it's a bro"

"What kind of getcha?"

"Something else"

"Something else"

"Something very alcohol"

"It's nice"

"Stolen shorts coming up"

"Oh"

"Greek hints of faggotta"

"I never want to be sober again"

"Fad breakup"

"Are there any good ones?"

"Yeah, it's not wrong"

"Oh, she"

"She"

"Is not your rebound girl"

"James would not be happy"

"Heather what is white"

"Did you forget we're married now?"

"How many more chances are most opposed to give you?"

"You're lied to me"

"Okay"

" Technically I didn't lie to you"

"Okay"

"I just didn't tell you the truth"

"Okay, so here's your chance, go ahead"

"Well, I hope you two will be very happy together"

"Whoever she is"

"Oh my god"

"It's complicated, or failure"

"You know I'm not good and complicated"

"No, it James, it's simple really"

"I didn't lie to you"

"But you didn't tell the truth"

"You were so good"

"Hop, you are so good"

"Oh, it's fine"

"If you want me to be part of you"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"Oh, it's fine"

"What's the hell?"

"You're doing here"

"Oh, James, have we could crash here"

"I'm guessing he didn't mention not "shagging like rabbits"

"And my living room"

"This is your place"

"Well, there's plenty of space for all of us"

"Ah, ignore him, I'm carried by the way"

"The name's Jenny"

"James the sister"

"No kidding"

"It's not enough"

"Even after everything"

"It is still not enough to make the loan payment"

"She's called"

"We are going to lose double-dees"

"And Dick Johnson will have won"

"And his bar will be the only bar down on the beach"

"She says she wants to meet with me"

"She says we need to talk"

"Dude"

"What is going on, bro"

"You come down here to help me save the bar"

"And then some chick walks in"

"And suddenly you're a drooling rat"

"She's not just some chick"

"Gen"

"Oh"

"She's my wife"

"James"

"Her name is Ophelia"

"She's the love of my life"

"I've lost her"

"Okay, wait"

"This is a lot to take in her"

"Okay, first of all"

"You can't get married and not tell your little sister"

"And second, you can't get married James"

"Pirriot"

"I know"

"And I know"

"So I'm guessing that she doesn't know about me"

"And she doesn't know about your life"

"Before college"

"And she doesn't know about Lila"

"Lila"

"Oh yeah"

"Oh yeah, that's hot"

"Oh yeah, work it"

"Okay"

"Yeah"

"Gamier ass"

"Oh yeah"

"Oh that's good"

"Yeah, yeah"

"Oh yeah, little water down your back"

"Oh that's hot"

"Yeah"

"Oh yeah, little water"

"Oh baby"

"Work it"

"These are gonna be good"

"Oh beautiful baby"

"Let's work it"

"Oh yeah"

"Oh these are gonna be good"

"Okay, now I'll read exactly"

"What?

"Can a guy be proud of how sexy his new girl lives"

"Send out a messy email with sexy pictures"

"and attached to forgetting hot and heavy"

"And about"

"Is that"

"Kidding"

"I'm kidding"

"These are strictly for my Facebook page"

"Look"

"There's something we need to talk about"

"Look, if this involves chips, dip and whips"

"then I'm in"

"I'm being serious"

"I think we need a break"

"We're on a break"

"Spring break"

"That's not what I mean"

"I mean, I think we need some space"

"Come again"

"Look, we've been inseparable these last couple weeks"

"And I think that if we're really meant to be together"

"then this time apart just bring us closer"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Look, this is about the sexy pictures that I'm sorry"

"I didn't mean"

"I'm not about the sexy pictures"

"Okay"

"Fine"

"Spring break up it is"

"Zag"

"You know what you need?"

"A drinky drink?"

"No"

"You need to screw those blues away"

"It's the only way to get over a break up"

"Trust me"

"I shouldn't know"

"Dolls second that"

"Yeah right"

"You do it practically"

"Merry"

"Caring an eye on spring break up"

"Chains rough"

"Nom all by getting laid as fast"

"and as often as possible"

"I doubt it'll be often"

"But it will definitely be fast"

"In fact I'm sure of that"

"Time out kids"

"I'll tell you a fair fight"

"Spring break score board"

"The what?"

"Trutation"

"You keep score as you score"

"The winner is crowned King of spring break"

"Or clean"

"So?"

"It's game on then"

"Sure"

"Why not?"

"Who's that?"

"Oh that's Brody"

"He's the guy to beat around these parts"

"He gets more pussy than an animal shelter"

"Now it's 10 points for first base"

"20 for rounding seconds"

"30 if you even make it to third"

"Oh"

"How much for a home run?"

"50 points"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"Oh that's Brody"

"It's on"

"It's so on"

"But you better be nice to the girls you score with because we're working on an honor system here"

"That's how he heard the word honor"

"He was grovelling and a judge is trying to get out of Luke conduct charges"

"There's something Luke about photocopying your junk"

"What do you say, Larry you in?"

"Whatever happened to love"

"Oh that's the spirit"

"Oh yeah yeah yeah"

"And now the day another day"

"I'm the best of the best baby there's no contest"

"It's not even close"

"Well there's always the ice princess"

"Bye hundred points"

"You could give me a thousand points okay"

"And me even me"

"Can't get an F frozen case"

"Who's the ice princess?"

"Untouched by human hands"

"Legend has it that if she even looks at you you freeze to death"

"Well me the best man or woman"

"When"

"Bye thank you for meeting with me"

"You're not meeting with me"

"I'm not"

"Clappy"

"I'm not"

"It's all"

"It's all"

"I'm not"

"Don't you wish like get to know each other"

"What's there to know"

"My name"

"I'm not"

"I'm not"

"Sorry it interrupt"

"You're a kid's in the car crying"

"But at least you can do this"

"You don't want me to"

"We've been married for three months"

"But is that too late to get an unknown wind"

"Was the marriage consummated"

"Yeah three months later"

"She's still in a walk"

"What about fraud? That's grounds for divorce"

"You really wanted divorce"

"You cheated on me"

"I didn't cheat this time"

"Okay Jenny"

"The girl you saw me with"

"She's my sister"

"What since when"

"Why have you never told me about her"

"My life back here"

"It got complicated"

"So when I moved away to college"

"I just decided to leave it all behind"

"And then I met you"

"You know"

"I've had amnesia"

"I fell in love"

"Oh, Philia"

"With you"

"With my new life"

"I hadn't heard from Jenny in years"

"Okay, I mean she knew I had to get away"

"But when she called me and told me the bar was in trouble"

"I knew she needed my help"

"It's kind of touching"

"I guess"

"She always dreamed of running a bar on the beach"

"Oh, I understand"

"I mean that place has a certain charm about it"

"Good, okay, I'm glad you like it"

"Because"

"Because you kind of own part of it"

"What?"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

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"Oh, I'm so good"

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"Oh, I'm so good"

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"Oh, I'm so good"

"Oh, I'm so good"

- Yay!

- Here's already married.

- Florida record show marriage between a James Tyler

and a Leland Monroe from seven years ago.

Okay, this is gonna take some explaining,

but I can do, okay, but I can, I'll feel the other.

- Thanks.

- It's dead heat looks like the game goes on.

(crowd chattering)

- Oh, man.

- All right, dude, don't control.

What's he got that I don't?

- Well, but he only starts the front for the back.

(laughs)

- Whoa, what happened to you?

- Ice princess.

- You gotta be kidding me, you nail the ice princess.

- Whatever.

- And what backwards ass will is this even possible.

I think I accidentally used a subtle art

of reverse psychology.

- No, man.

- She's so used to having guys to roll themselves out

or she automatically rejects them.

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- Forget about it, pal.

- Forget about what?

- You're gonna say something.

- Like what?

Some sort of line.

- Clumsy remark to try and have sex with me.

- Believe me, I wasn't.

In fact, I wouldn't have sex with you

if you were the last woman on her.

- Truth is, we keep talking,

all these guys will think we're together

and make me a home.

- I know everyone thinks I'm this cold-hearted.

- Bitch.

- Yeah.

But I just got out of bad breakup.

- No, I just don't feel like talking to anybody.

- Yeah, I can relate.

So you had a bad breakup?

- There are any good ones.

Are you kidding me?

That's all it took to nail her, talking about a breakup.

I could have done that.

- I ignore him, Larry.

- So, we spent the afternoon just talking

and the less I paid attention to her,

the more an amissie got, until.

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, baby.

, baby.

, baby.

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Oh

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

So you feel better?

Nope.

Not a bit.

Dude, you just scored the hottest check and spring break.

But when you're not in love, it's just pure animal sex.

What would be the fun in that?

Hey.

Me and the girls from my sorority are going to stay together.

You may be want to come to this.

How would you come skinny dipping with you if you were the last woman on earth?

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Listen, I was young.

Okay, I was an idiot.

No.

And now I'm an older idiot.

Listen, I'll feel you.

I'll find Leyla.

I'll get her to sign those divorce papers and we will get married again.

Okay, for real this time.

It's one more chance.

And it's all I'm asking.

I forgave you, buddy.

Trying to sell this plastic house to make my breast honeybee.

When you cut peak of bullholes in all of my bras, I even forgave you when you got my parents

private sex-tafed accepted at sunducks.

With this, this is unforgivable.

Come on.

No more chances, James.

I feel you.

I love you.

I love you.

I tell everyone I survive, okay?

No, I'm feeling you.

I feel you please don't go.

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Why say we make movies?

Big hits.

Cinemat goal.

I'm supposed to be a serious film maker.

There's not going to be any more spring-back sport board if we can't make our next mortgage.

He is watching the cinema.

I heard break.

Boom.

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There was a girl.

The pair is awesome.

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