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- Bring break.

We got some serious potty to do.

(audience laughing)

- With a pet animal, spring break, Olympics.

- But again.

- Don't believe everything you hear.

- Who are you?

- You are mine.

- Wow.

- The female bites is head off.

- That is kind of romantic.

- You keep score as you score.

- It's can't keep.

- I like it.

You're the only one for me.

Look at I say it's my sentimental streak.

- I can't explain.

(audience cheering)

- What's a sore back and peddle broken heart?

- Very poetic.

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- Mrs. Tyler?

Mrs. Tyler.

- I can't believe I'm actually married.

Mr. and Mrs.

- Mrs. and Mr.

- Oh, oh.

- I love you, Mrs. Tyler.

- I love you, Mr. Tyler.

- What are we waiting for?

Let's start that journey to the retirement home.

- Right now.

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- Oh, oh.

- Oh, hey.

- What is this?

- It's not seen.

What are you doing?

- What?

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(gunshot)

- Mrs. Tyler.

- I'm sorry I was--

- Day dreaming again.

Gotta pull yourself together.

- It's hard, you know, without James here.

- When I heard James had taken the internship in Florida,

I had thought--

- Good riddance.

Maybe my new car won't get blown up.

- Actually, no.

I thought this is a reform James Tyler will be seeing.

Marriage, perhaps, had taken the savage beast.

- I missed that beast.

- Mr. Tyler, I want to talk to you about a research grant

we're offering to the Master's candidates.

Give your chance to get out in the field.

Do a little study.

- I didn't have failed with that beast.

- You do the thesis proposal if we like it.

- We'll fund the grant.

Go anywhere you want the globe.

Anywhere from Borneo to Tim Buck II.

- Florida?

- You write the thesis proposal?

And then we'll see.

- Look, we're Freddy did.

- Oh, you know, I don't like talking about that.

- What Freddy did was cheat.

With how many people and how many different positions

with wedding presentations isn't what matters.

What matters is cheated.

And I don't have everyone I heard you like that.

- Cooper, you're free to do whatever you want.

Whoever you want.

- I know.

And I have.

But now I know.

- That I would never cheat on you.

- You trust me?

- I can't believe Cooper cheated on me.

- Can we please stop talking about your acts

to ruining the romantic mood?

- This is romance, a campus parking lot.

- I'll make you forget all about him.

- Well, can we at least go back to the house or something?

I mean, I wouldn't know if I was doing you a this tic shift.

- That place has too many memories of the other guy.

I want to work my territory right here.

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- Oh my god.

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- Is that?

- Is that a scream?

- I'm screaming.

- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

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- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

- Is that a scream?

- No, I was just close.

- No, this need for you to mark your territory all the time.

I mean, we've been together three weeks and we've been screwing on stop.

It's my grandfather's fault.

- What?

- He was a hunter.

He was taking a turkey shoot when I was just a kid.

He was a real thrill in the hunt, you know.

- And after the big bad hunter caught the turkey, what then?

- Pete screwed it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

- Kill it.

- Kidding, kidding.

He cooked it, then fuck it.

- Shit!

- But he--

- Yeah, damn cut.

- I was kidding.

- I was just fucked.

- Fuck you!

- Fuck you!

- Fuck you!

- Don't fucking turkey!

- Go on turkey!

- Do it!

- Do you spark it?

- Get me this shit.

- The time for reckoning is sort of...

- Night!

- Hey, this is Yara, leave me a message.

- Hey, it's-- it's me.

I was watching our films and there's magic there, you know?

I don't think I could be with this without you.

I miss you so much.

- This is not a match for the real thing.

- When are you coming back?

I know your family's important, but I need you too.

I've just written a new script for you.

It is awesome.

It's going to be like sex in the city without the city park.

- Dary!

- Zyara, is that you?

- Oh, hell.

- I should be back soon, right?

You haven't told to her?

- I tried.

I mean, a couple times, but maybe there's no reception there.

- Amen, Hassan?

- A cup of the real robot, I guess.

- So what's up? What do you need?

- I'm favour.

- Loretta, here we come.

- Hey, you?

- You beast.

- What? What have I done now?

- Nothing. I hope.

Just ignore me. I'm going crazy here without you.

- Oh, I miss you too, baby, but I'm learning so much here in the valuable life lesson.

- You never did tell me about the place you're working at.

- D-D's, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a special kind of place.

You couldn't even imagine how special.

- I'm picturing an exclusive French restaurant.

- Upscale clientele, you're serving the most exclusive wines.

- Shutter, let's feed.

- Yeah, something like that.

- You're learning everything there is to know about running a successful business.

- As well as how to pair mouthwatering dishes and maybe a little French, too.

- Uh, I believe in the "Cousetia" I'll be back once.

- This one?

- Well, maybe not this one, but soon.

- For the rest of our lives.

- Hold that thought, baby. I got to go. It's half-hour.

- Half-hour?

- For the French.

- Happy?

- Happy?

- Or, or, dur?

- It's a special appetizer that they do here.

- A main kind of hell of a kid. You love it.

- Listen, maybe we'll talk soon, okay?

- Soon, I think you think.

- I need your help.

- No.

- I need your two back.

- That grant is mine.

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- The rules of attraction are seemingly intricate

set of dedics to which we all abide from humans to animals to insects.

In a series of experiments and interviews,

we will discover the nature of rules and the rules of nature.

Subject A has been dating subject B for three weeks now.

- It's like she's got this button, you know, but it's like hidden.

But if you know where to look, nowhere to press, she can't resist.

- Oh, he pushes my buttons. All the wrong ones.

Seriously? He's like a dog in heat. Always humping my leg.

- To test the first rule of attraction,

we attach wires to subject A.

When around, you will receive a small electrical shot.

Subject B was instructed to present herself in a traditional mating ritual.

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[screaming]

- Oh, not fair.

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- Subject C volunteered for a study into the often mythologised notion

that there is such a thing as love at first sight.

- Oh, no. There's simply no such thing as love at first sight.

Attraction should be based on mutual respect, mutual understanding, and mutual interests.

- Subject D was chosen for her somewhat outspoken views on the subject.

- Fuck no, it's bullshit.

- Love at the first side is for the boobs.

- Real life?

- You get drunk, you get horny, you get late.

- What's a big deal?

- A controlled experiment was set up to test the hypothesis that the feeling of love at first sight

could be recreated in laboratory conditions.

Subject C and D will be shown pictures of their potential ideal mates

and ask to rate their attraction on a scale from 1 to 10.

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- Subject E, please tell us your experiences in regards to the nature of attraction.

- Well, there was this girl Sophie, and she was stacked.

All I saw, big boobs.

I was blinded by them.

Giant squishy fun bags.

- So the nature of your attraction was purely physical?

- Absolutely. She had the mental agility of a soak dish.

Water brass? I couldn't see past them, literally.

- If you had, what would you have seen?

- The love of my life, C-R-A.

- So your carnal attraction to Sophie made you oblivious to the potential of a mate?

- A soul mate, yes.

Like I said, I was blinded by those flushing headlights.

But once I saw C-R-A, really, sorry.

I knew she was the one.

- And since that fate for revelation?

- I called her every day, so.

- Is physical attraction enough to enjoy shocked the genus from the...

- Maybe it is, but for how long?

- Love at the first side is crock.

No one's ever walked into the room gone.

- Holy shit, the person's love of my life.

- I'm gonna be with them for eternity.

- I have walked into the plenty of rooms gone.

- Holy shit, the person's lust of my life.

- I'm gonna spend next 20 minutes with them.

- Really hot, 20 minutes.

- Lust at first sight?

- Well, I've never heard of that.

- It sounds so sorted and unnatural.

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- Alright subject team, please take a seat.

- Please don't have the car.

- Leave me a message.

- So you're a heads me.

I just wanted to call you and tell you that I was thinking about you

and why I think I love you and there had been a big feat.

It won't happen.

- It's not a case like that.

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♪ Time's up ♪

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- Sex versus love.

This thesis

( gülls)

- Got the grons?

- It's got James Tyler all over it.

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- You sure he's in Florida?

- Yup, thousands of miles away.

Thanks for reminding me.

I would expect this kind of Stunch from your husband

but I'll feel you from you, I...

- It doesn't get the ground.

I just tried to show love, lust, attraction, connection.

These are powerful emotions.

They make us all do things, risk things that we never thought we would.

- I'll feel you.

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- The grantes yours, do it what you wish.

- What?

(laughs)

- However, there is one condition.

When you see James, you...

Give him my regards.

- So, what happened?

- We're going to Florida.

- We?

- You guys don't think I'd leave you behind, do you?

It's spring break.

We've got some serious parting to do.

- Yes!

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- I can't wait to mark my territory in another state.

What a Sierra comes back, and I'm not there.

- You've got to get fun on your right,

so call you, I know she will.

Hey, I think DD's must be up here somewhere.

- Let's say when we get there, we, you know,

get a bottle of wine.

Maybe get something to eat.

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- Oh, sounds great.

I'm starving right now.

- You want to eat two?

Sweet.

Something sweet, down is perfect right about now.

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(groans)

What the hell is that?

- Electrons at Spice, don't you think?

Trust me, you want to be a remember your own name,

let alone that loser acts of yours.

(groans)

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(groans)

- Ciar?

- Mary?

- Oh my god, I missed you so much,

I left like a hundred messages.

- Try a thousand.

- Yeah, maybe I got a little carried away,

but I can't stop thinking about you.

When are you coming back?

- I mean, I'm coming to call, but my son got shut off.

Something about some of you messages.

- You are coming back, aren't you?

- I've been offered a job here in New York.

- But that's a long way away I'm now.

- Well, I could transfer over.

- I need to do this Larry on my own.

It's time for me to make my mark on my own.

I want you to spend some time on your own.

- On your own.

- On this year, but this still bright.

I belong here.

Maybe you can use this time to find out what you really want.

- Can I call you?

- Sure, a little.

Maybe not a thousand times.

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James's restaurant is right up here.

- Aren't you excited? You haven't seen him for three months.

- I've been imagining this moment since the day left.

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♫ Yes we'llCH♫

♫ And ye, oh love♫

♫ That sole time, when I love all your times♫

♫ We're together in dreams♫

♫ Falling in love♫

♫ And you're greatly convinced to wrap around♫

♫ I feel love♫

♫ I've got to keep up♫

♫ And do you want me to like♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ Always you♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm always you♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm always you♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm always you♫

♫ I'm always you♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

There's no way James can come and let you take a tight like this.

You kidding me?

This is exactly the type of place James will work in

toward the billion of mega house.

But that was the old James, the drinking,

womanizing, partying to lead jobs James.

The new James will never...

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

This is what it looks for.

You're not actually married, right?

What?

What?

Spring breaks.

School of war.

Game on then.

Oh no.

Oh.

Who's the ice princess?

No much.

James.

You'll hear.

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ She is never, never, never, never,

♫ that is me, it's me, it's never, never, never,

♫ that is me, it's me, it's never, never, never, never, never, never.

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ I'm such a fool♫

♫ She is never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never.

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