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You know, college life.

- Let go and have fun.

- Single and ready to mingle.

- Yeah!

- Didn't I have them on my one fucking

question's asclist?

- Oh!

- Take me to bed right now.

- I love him really very much.

- Such a cute, cute.

- Am I not enough for you?

- Are you watching anything juicy?

- Ugh!

- You American subtitles.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, love.

- I got to switch majors.

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- I know that you said this is over.

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♪ But hey, did you know your coward ♪

♪ I know that you're not mine to understand ♪

♪ But maybe you should tell your new girlfriend ♪

♪ The sorrow freeing this is free ♪

♪ The fear lies in me ♪

♪ But I can see that that's where you wanted it ♪

♪ It's a big step, you know ♪

♪ Maybe I should just say again, I'm an emotion ♪

♪ The neurotic way you cope well and tension ♪

♪ But you'll make till you ♪

♪ When we I love ♪

♪ See you can keep on your know ♪

♪ Think you buy a nice words, they don't be sh*t ♪

♪ So free ♪

♪ Oh, you just dance free ♪

♪ We got to be ♪

♪ But I can see that that's where you wanted it ♪

♪ It's a big step, you know ♪

♪ Sometimes I think hey, wait ♪

♪ I just imagine ♪

♪ I keep having the same dream where you still show up ♪

♪ And I've not knew that ♪

♪ But you'll make till you ♪

♪ When I I never knew that ♪

♪ You'll find ♪

♪ Oh, that's okay, it's so much better to be in my dreams ♪

♪ It's a big dream ♪

♪ It's a big dream ♪

♪ Oh, you just think I see that ♪

♪ You can keep on your know ♪

♪ That's where you wanted it ♪

♪ Oh, that's okay, it's so much better to be in my dreams ♪

♪ It's a big dream ♪

♪ Oh, that's okay ♪

♪ It's a big dream ♪

But I've never seen a...

...that's only you one day to be outside.

I love making love with you.

It's not like doing it with a boy. It's less physical.

What does that mean?

You know, it's more gentle.

Two women having sex is less crazy. There's no pushing.

You don't feel like you have to prove yourself.

It's like sometimes what you're having sex with a man.

It feels like you're wrestling in a WWE.

Except with more clothes and less dignity.

So...

Are you seeing that having sex with a woman is less physical?

No? Less intense?

This is because you've never tried this move.

You're kidding me.

Okay.

Really?

Well, I guess if you see him telling my mom looking for him, okay?

I'm getting worried.

Okay, bye.

Why are you?

James.

Where's the ring James? I know you know where I kept it.

The sun is a bit salty.

Are you sure you want to try sci-fi?

No, but yes.

That makes sense.

And we need a good part for Sophie.

What happened to you?

It was a girl on girl miss App.

Now that's a title for a movie.

You can tell me what happened.

You can be buddy.

I couldn't even begin to explain it even if I wanted to.

And I don't.

How about drawing me a diagram?

Fine. I'll do a re-enactment and you tell me if I'm close.

She's out.

No.

But did that give me some idea?

Oh, don't even think about it.

Oh, it was a how you say.

One in the trillion tens and if you didn't grab it, I don't want to talk about it.

What are you doing?

We're going to film for class.

You want to do a sci-fi film?

I love sci-fi.

Star Wars, X-Men, the Matrix, Basic Insta.

Basic and same-do-snot sci-fi.

Sharon Stone, Lester Nova, Michael Douglas, Riggley, Old Balls.

What plan does that happen?

See what we got.

Go again.

Found some of the four-cell others.

Kyver crystals.

All kinds of George Lucas, isn't it?

You need help. I know.

I'm helping him.

You can help out with production aspect, turn on lights,

and show cameras.

I'm talking creative help.

I got your bag, bro.

What about your own classes?

Classes.

Besides, this would be so easy.

Sip-wise, totally in my blood.

Dude, I'm like Yeneo.

I'm the one.

Just give me an hour.

Let me give this thing a little once over.

So I can put the magic in it.

Magic?

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It was a far sweeter, where you got me driving all the way out here.

Somebody showed you a ring last week.

I'd like to buy it back.

And buy a lot of rings, we'd are.

My ex-soldet to you, young guy, about this tour.

I deal with a lot of guys at all.

Brown hair, some tattoos.

Most of that too.

Right. Right.

Well, this guy may be the biggest comeback in the world.

I mean, this is a guy who sold the engagement ring he bought me.

Just so he could win some stupid election.

The guy I'm talking about is the spawn of Satan.

Cars out of hell for smelling like stale pizza and leaving his underwear on the floor.

A guy who lives to get drunk and take advantage of freshman girls,

too young and too stucy to know any better.

You're talking about James.

[sniffing]

Here you go.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

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Ta-da!

The magic is there.

[sniffing]

Oh. Oh.

Is that all you got to say?

There seems to be a lot of magic.

Right.

Sex, nudity, girls with huge breasts on the moon.

Okay.

Look.

One reading side by side, since I was 12.

Sensuality is a big part of the metaphor.

What metaphor?

Come on.

Read between the lines.

You know how to check on Star Trek Voyager?

Seven of nine.

That's one off of six of nine.

69.

Okay. Princess Leia.

What's that sound like to you?

Leia?

That's not what it means.

Just trust me. Okay.

It's still your story.

I just spice it up with the little sex, metaphor.

I already told you.

And magic.

Don't forget about the magic.

Well, when we're going to get the people to play the star maidens,

I'm all over.

I'm just not sure I want to go in this direction.

There's a great part for Sophie in there.

Plus, she gets naked at the end.

She means, "Made it with you."

On the moon.

So, it's Iper.

Naked Sophie.

On the moon.

Magic.

I've been nothing to say to you.

Except for that, obviously.

Well, obviously.

Just so you know, I got it back.

I hope winning that stupid election made it worthwhile.

Look, I didn't use the ring.

You're a scumbag. Good bye.

It's perfect.

It's an epic to travel battlefield earth.

There's an intrinsic power to the world of science fiction.

It's a futuristic mirror.

It takes them and our deepest arc is fierce about the future.

And there's nudity as metaphor.

For.

For nudity.

You know, we just met.

But I find it really difficult to believe that your English major.

I find it difficult to believe you're a stripper.

You want to be in the film?

We need star maidens.

Is that a metaphor?

Of course.

Naked metaphor.

We're never in the other way.

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What do I do?

When everybody tells me what I should think and what I should say?

Got a mind of my own.

And I know how to use it.

What do all these people even know anyway?

Things will make up because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

Yeah, big, big round.

Don't need a feeling of because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

And my head in my town.

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Just be myself.

If you don't like it, talk to somebody else, it's okay with me.

I'm a control of how I live.

The sky's the only limit on what I can be.

Things will make up because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

Yeah, big, big round.

Don't need a feeling of because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

And my head in my town.

Things will make up because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

Yeah, big, big round.

Don't need a feeling of because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

And my head in my town.

My feet on the ground.

My head in my town.

My feet on the ground.

Yeah, big, big round.

My feet on the ground.

My head in my town.

My feet on the ground.

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What do I do?

When everybody tells me what I should think,

and what I should say,

got a mind of my own.

And I know how to use it.

What do I do?

When people know it anyway.

Things will make up because I can't be at town.

If I feel on the ground,

I'm big, big, big round.

Don't need a feeling of because I can't be at town.

My feet on the ground.

And my head in my town.

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Just be my son.

If you don't like it,

talk to somebody else.

It's okay with me.

I'm in control of how I live.

The sky's the only limit on what I can be.

Things will make up because I can't be at town.

If I feel on the ground,

If I feel on the ground.

If I feel on the ground.

I'm big, big, big, big, big, big.

Because I can't be at town.

If I feel on the ground.

And my head in my town.

And my head in my town.

If I feel on the ground.

If I feel on the ground.

If you don't like it,

I'm big, big, big, big.

I can't be at town.

If I feel on the ground.

If I feel on the ground.

If I feel on the ground.

If I feel on the ground.

If I feel on the ground.

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Hey, what's wrong?

Nothing.

What did you do?

Girl and girl miss Happ.

Wow, you don't even want to know about the sort of details?

Sounds kind of personal.

Okay, Mr. Leard, Alien Pod person.

What have you done with James?

I'm satisfied with the mean.

It means that all the kids at school are obsessive finding out what happened to me.

They're even like taking bets.

And you don't even want to know?

To depressed.

Okay, what is it?

I'm fine.

I mean, I sold to get rid of Rolls Royce, the jerk.

And now he's gone.

He is.

Like forever.

That's a good thing now.

I feel like things I sold it to get campaign funds.

She thinks I pulled a George Bush.

I sold my soul for power.

Oh.

She called me a scumbag.

Well, she always calls you that.

Yeah, but this time she meant it.

Well, then why don't you just tell her the truth, James?

I can't break the code.

Okay, I'll bite.

Like code.

The cock blockers code.

I can't rat on Royce for all the lying in the cheating in the gambling because that would be cock blocking.

It's like guy treason.

Anyway, I had to have Royce leave and then have a failure come back to me for me.

Not because the other guys are lying douchebag.

Well, and guys think girls are weird.

So we've got the new script.

You'll see there have been quite a few minor changes.

Turns out the magic was mainly sex and naked girls.

Metaphorically speaking, but on the moon, so it's still my vision.

You don't like it?

Oh, just adding my magic.

You're being manipulated.

Can you see that?

Cooper's got you all turned around.

I mean, you're nervous about making this film and Cooper's using that to trim us into a...

You know what? Moon porn.

Is that a real film genre?

Air director.

Cast a star maiden.

Her name's Gar.

Where'd you find her?

Would you believe acting class?

No.

An amateur dramatic society.

No.

Happy hour.

You found her at a bar?

That's just a bar, a gentleman's club.

She's a stripper, a cool girl.

We can't have strippers in my film.

Not a stripper.

It's a huge difference.

This isn't how I saw it.

In my vision.

Okay, wait.

You haven't seen her in a costume yet.

Gar?

That's her portrait.

Of course not.

You think this is a porno?

Yes.

Stick these all over.

I am a student of the cinema.

All right.

I know all the classics.

I study themes and genres.

I only want to hear who knows anything about film.

And you want me to stick all these little stars all over the naked body of your little stripper actress.

Yeah, just not on the nipples, okay?

They're quick, too, because we're losing light.

So, uh, chop chop.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

So, what was your name again?

Transant.

Transant waves a third.

How about I just call you Peter?

Whatever you want.

I always like the name Peter.

Yeah, the whole, right?

Left exercise.

Hmm.

Seems not everything to lymphic sides.

I have a brown Mercedes.

Oh.

You're the only one who's together.

How about play?

Try to find a way to feel alive.

I'm who I think say.

You got a line, but you're the biggest outside.

You got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

We got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

So, what was your name?

When I found it, when I was here.

That's when I was walking in.

So, you're the only one who's together.

How about play?

You got a line, but you're the biggest outside.

You got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

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You got a line, but you're the big.

You got a line, but you're the big.

I need you to be in my new film.

Go away.

It's a great part that we're in the moon, the most beautiful one in the galaxy.

Perfect for you and your part of my vision.

Wow, you're already in costume.

So you really dance?

Yeah, but just part time.

I'll pay you a lot better than the mom.

I told you.

It's not sci-fi.

If you can't see the nipple.

So where's my wardrobe?

That's it?

So I'm basically naked through the whole film?

No, of course not.

Is this too?

Oh, okay.

Okay, let's get started.

Are I supposed to say that?

And you say action.

When?

I'll tell you when.

The queen only gets one slave.

Slave.

Try start maiden.

Not again.

Why can I never keep my clothes on any of your films?

Because we're best friends.

Okay, let me just take a look.

I want Larry to do it.

Ah, so good.

Yeah.

All right, we'll do the star maiden mating ritual first.

So what?

Pivotal seen.

First time in history, two star maids ever made.

Good grip a home space and time.

Are you sure that this is your vision?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, my vision. I think I see holes.

All right, let's shoot the same.

Same.

Action.

Sorry, just to give you enough options in the editing room.

This Michael Bay cut cut cut stuff.

Hello.

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I'm feeling you.

Hey.

I heard about your ambidextrous ambidextrous mesh.

I heard it involved in the mining board and the tea pet.

No ironing board.

No tea pet.

Sorry, sorry, James.

Nice.

Did you try and sell you anything?

No.

Actually, he was really depressed.

How depressed?

I was like, I offered to tell him about my little miss.

He just said, no.

Yeah. He said, well, it sounds too personal and I don't want to be in your business.

My God.

Exactly.

And he told me about what she seems he did with the money he got for selling the rig.

What I think he did? Are you saying I'm wrong?

Come here. I'll tell you exactly what happened.

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Larry, it's okay. It's just your first film.

Next time we want to cover a come with then, ten miles of it. Okay?

The light did.

What?

The professor called it a clever pastie of 60 psychedelia.

Something about Barbara Ella.

Wait a second.

The professor compared it to Roger of Dean's Barbara Ella.

Yeah, that's it. He said it's the best film he's seen in years.

I only said you were amazing.

Me, really?

Oh, Sophie. Hey, the film's ahead.

Really?

The professor said he's going to try and get in some festivals.

Well, well, let's go have some drink.

Mr. Danielle.

Who?

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Did he touch you in your party place?

What?

I love you too.

I'm not in love with you anymore.

Thanks for the update.

You got married, but you can stay in the country.

Yeah, I got you this week.

Oh, it's nice to meet you.

You too. I was big French, don't you?

Oh, wish.

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