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You know, college life.

Thank you, and have fun.

Single and ready to mingle.

Yeah!

Didn't I have them on my one fucking petkin's ass, please?

Oh!

Take me to bed right now.

I'm looking really brilliant.

Such a cute baby.

Am I not enough for you?

Are you watching anything juicy?

You American thought types about the text.

Yeah, man.

I got to switch majors.

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I'd probably start the lecture saying something like,

"The mountain to a roller meets the light, a rarity in the animal kingdom."

The rituals are complicated.

The female making her perspective suit a work for the privilege of her company.

The male presents himself to his new partner in a display of the realities.

If the female accepts, consummation the relationship could last or else.

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James, what are you doing?

When I shoot a gun on a long time ago.

That is not what it looks like, trust me.

The bond between Mountain gherilla is sacred.

A feeling that I can exploit.

Immethidelity is punishable by death.

Hmmm...

It's one of your piece of shit. What bitch, where'd I?

(Gunshot)

I know.

Hmm... I know.

Keep it out of my car.

Huh?

Hello?

Are you even listening to me?

Ah, yeah.

I'm... what?

Unbelievable.

Look, don't you dare fall asleep on me again.

No, never. Come on. You know I was just resting my eyes.

Come on, you know, reminiscing about the good times we've had.

You know, we should get like, matching tattoos or something.

Yeah, I'll put your face right here. We think about that.

Huh?

Enough.

Look, I want some answers.

Did you or did you not blow up my brand new Lincoln town car?

Oh, you know.

I'm insulted.

What kind of a sick twisted mind?

What even think about doing something so...

Haines.

If I find out you had anything to do with it?

Yeah, I understand. You'll regret the tattoos. You want to hold off.

Alright.

Get out!

Get out!

Hey, easy tiger!

What do they say?

Play girl if I show up, I'll black and blue with a tattoo.

Your face on my ass cheek.

Roy, give me one moment, please.

I'll try to tell you what's wrong with me.

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Dude, where have you been?

We were about to call campus security.

I mean, Dean Blowhardt, we're doing brunch.

Are you watching anything, GC?

No, nothing good.

What's wrong with me?

I don't know.

Are you going to be drinking there?

Some beer?

I'll go all right. I'll get it.

Larry just wanted to go get some.

Sit.

Ew, stepsis, don't push it.

You gotta come with me.

Bye.

Come on.

Come on, James.

Definitely.

Hey.

Hey.

It's better me, Kevin.

It's so easy.

Listen.

Perfect.

What's wrong with me?

They can do it.

Larry, what's this about?

Dude, if there's a dead hooker in there, I had nothing to do with it.

No, no.

Just... just listen.

She's been out for me.

Come on.

Come on, definitely.

Come on, scream.

Dude, have you been huffing cleaning solvents again?

No.

There were... I mean there were.

Hey guys, what you doing?

I have no idea.

My stepfather here is having a brain fart.

You're busy.

I'll come back.

No, it's cool.

What's up?

Brace is announcing his candidacy for re-electing to the school council.

I was just wondering if you want to come with me.

Is it like a foregone conclusion?

No, whatever it runs against him, right?

Sure, but I want to show my support.

You know, he doesn't match for me.

You can sneer, but at least he's doing something that touches other people's lives.

Oh, he's touching people, all right?

You're just jealous.

He does more than you'll ever know.

He does more than you're.

So, what'd you say when I come with me?

Yeah.

We, we, we, you gotta see this.

Yeah, and I didn't know you.

God, dammit Larry!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have the press.

My esteemed colleagues and students of this prestigious college.

The Supreme Lord for me to announce Mr. Royce Bonnington's

Candidate C for reelection to the post of student body president.

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Well, I'm happy to say after a exceptional year here by Royce,

he's once again running unopposed.

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So, without any further ado, it's both an honor and a pleasure.

For me to declare Royce.

Oh, God!

Tyler, this is a conversation for adults.

Please run along. Why don't you?

I have a candidancy to announce.

Oh, really? Me too.

James, what are you doing?

I've been touching myself for years.

I've been touching myself for years.

I've been touching myself for years.

I've been touching myself for years.

I've been touching myself for years.

I've been touching myself for years.

It's time to take your advice.

Move on!

Start touching other people.

Mr. Tyler, is this another one of your sick and pathetic jokes?

This is no joke.

I'm going to expose this ass puppet for who he really is.

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Bring it on.

Uh-huh.

Well, then, it's my horrific task.

To announce we have another candidate in this year's election.

Mr. James Tyler.

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Let the campaigns begin.

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Let the campaigns begin.

Oh, God help us all.

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All right, look where the hell is everybody?

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What two girls can do for you or you

or you ask yourselves.

What can two girls do for each other?

Check it out.

Both are James.

Do you like this?

Go for James and I know you do.

(singing in foreign language)

Oh, hello there.

I'm Roy Spoddington.

You know, I've been your class president

for the past three years,

and you just don't change horses in midstream.

- My administration has taken great strides,

widening parking spaces for hummers,

and even building a statue of our beloved Dean.

That's why this Friday, I'm calling on you,

to vote with your heart, with your brain,

and with your gut.

- This was money, yes?

That guy's got no chance.

So, this is how elections are done.

Maybe I should educate you on the election process.

It's all about giving people what they want.

But do you want?

Well,

drop it.

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I get it called me.

No, don't make it eyes and a crowd.

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Well, please.

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and then earth shattering orgasm.

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You've got my vote.

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♪ I think I'll see a chance as a girl ♪

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ I only never wanted ♪

♪ I never thought that it would be ♪

♪ All I ever wanted ♪

♪ I never cared to see ♪

♪ I never cared to see ♪

♪ I have this kind of face ♪

♪ You act like I'm a crazy girl ♪

♪ I love how you play and pretend ♪

♪ Don't try to tell me ♪

♪ I only want to hear ♪

♪ Don't try to put up a phone in your mirror ♪

♪ Don't be like I'll you see a chance disappear ♪

♪ I'll look at me ♪

♪ I only never wanted ♪

♪ I only could be for you ♪

♪ I never wanted ♪

♪ I only could see ♪

♪ I only could be for you ♪

♪ I only could be for you ♪

♪ I only could be for you ♪

♪ You act like I'm a crazy girl ♪

♪ I love how you play and pretend ♪

♪ Don't try to tell me ♪

♪ I only want to hear ♪

♪ Don't try to put up a phone in your mirror ♪

♪ Don't be like I'll you see a chance disappear ♪

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ I only never wanted ♪

♪ I only could be for you ♪

♪ I only ever wanted ♪

♪ And you'll see me ♪

♪ You'll know that we stayed with ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm with you ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ I know all you ever want ♪

♪ That you're my only one ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ What ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Do you know that we could meet ♪

♪ But I was a daughter of you ♪

♪ And you'll see me ♪

♪ You'll know that we could meet ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm with you ♪

♪ And you'll see me ♪

♪ You'll know that we could meet ♪

And action.

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I've never been class president.

God knows I don't even really want to be.

But it's not just time to change horses.

It's time to go to the glue factory.

I'm not going to make great strides and anything.

Ever.

But I'm asking you to not use your heart.

Ignore your brain.

Disregard anything your guts tellin' you.

I'm asking you.

To vote with your crotch.

It's right ladies and gentlemen.

You see, the heart may get confused.

But your little sexy bits always know what they want.

Vote for James.

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It's time to whip out the dangling chat.

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Think I'm sorry, I like politics.

Do you know how much this campaign has cost me already?

If nobody shows to this fundraiser.

They'll be here.

I'm sure they just flashed and bleed late.

Three hours late.

You also put us a turn-it when it counts at the polls tomorrow.

To hell with that.

Listen, if I don't get some serious coin in New Soon, I'm going to be broke.

How much did you spend exactly?

(crying)

(crying)

What did you say?

I said my trust fund.

I spent all it.

I was looking all those to that waste of space, right?

You hate him that much.

Don't you?

No, I don't.

I really don't.

But you didn't want you.

It's a bit of a worry.

But you never lied about it.

No, it's not.

Look, maybe we should go to the house if we can jump up some support.

Oh yeah, that's a great idea.

I'm going to show up at my opponents fundraiser.

Looking for people to bail me out of my campaign.

Very nice.

Voice.

Am I too late?

Who is that girl?

I haven't the foggy style.

Play what this is going to James's place.

Super news, too.

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Hi, girls.

I'm going to the house.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah, my son.

I am sorry. My darling, you an important naked love you share leader.

Welcome to you, I'm Russian, I'm Russian!

See what happens when I run for President Chicky Naked's in pain on yourselves.

Can you imagine what's going to happen when I win, the President has to come on you've got to vote for James!

No more hey!

of the James!

Okay!

Hey!

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You're not afraid.

Okay, that's your feeling!

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Karen, I didn't know you were, you kidding me?

Go get Karen!

Karen!

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Karen, you guys did?

No, I don't, in fact, not for the next five hours.

You guys see something.

I'm gonna see everything.

It's cold, but it'll have to be held here.

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oh oh and oh! oh yeah!

but it expects you here.

Bees.

Not with him.

We thought we'd stopped by.

See what our opponents are up to.

Hmm.

This is...

What are you...

No.

We're not quiet, I kind of live here too.

Hmm.

Hey, so you're as on TV, they look pretty bricy.

You have no idea.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is Royce.

He's kind of stressed out right now.

Excuse me.

Have you guys seen Royce?

Well he was here, but um...

You know why it?

We saw the lot like his sister.

Royce doesn't have a sister.

Oh.

Of course he does that.

She doesn't.

She doesn't.

Yeah.

All right, look, I know I'm a little behind on the payments.

All right, I'm a lot behind on the payments, but I will make good.

Just give me a little time.

Just give me a little time and you will get your money.

When?

When is a very good question?

I'll see what how does tomorrow morning sound?

Okay, great, I'll be there.

Money troubles?

There's a...

Well, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

Do tell.

All right, there's no reasonable explanation.

I fucked up.

I used some very bad people, some very big money.

So, you thought you would just palm the engagement ring I gave to Ophelia?

Well she doesn't need it.

Not from you.

Really?

Do you want to see what she thinks about that?

All right.

What do you want?

We're going to drop out of the election or drop out.

What I want that?

That's the one that's the stupid election.

You want to feel it.

All right, she's yours all walk away.

Wow.

She means that much to you, huh?

So what do you say?

Do we ever do?

It's better not be one of James's dirty tricks.

He's done anything to break this election so you can win or sweat.

I don't think any of this going to win.

But what James did could be considered dirty tricks.

Dirty being the effort of work.

What do you see?

Remember James's campaign slogan "Op with your crotch"?

Oh.

Well, thanks to Mr. Tyler's rather unorthodox campaign.

There has been 2,763 soil votes that won't be counted.

Or even touched for that matter.

So it's down to one and only vote.

Your vote, right?

It has to be.

Who'd you vote for?

The winner is...

James Tyler.

[cheering]

Who'd you 500 bucks?

I mean, that cost me over 2 grand.

And now it's worth 500 bucks to take it or leave it.

Please, man.

You take it and you leave.

If you won't see me again ever, I promise.

Thank you. Thank you.

I didn't do it for you.

Look, you give me some proper bc to something.

I'm coming to buy that back.

Sure.

500 bucks.

You just said it was worth 500.

Now it's worth 1500. You want it or not?

Whatever. I'll bring you the money. Just give me the receipt.

Yeah, thanks. I'll see you.

Actually, the guy I'm talking about is this one of Satan.

He's talking about James.

I can't break the code.

You want to steal a side by dog.

I love side by dog.

There seems to be a lot of magic.

Sex on the moon.

Do I get top building?

That's a purportra?

Of course not.

Do you think this is a porno?

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

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I'm not.

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