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Stu Brewster here.
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And I'd like you all to meet Jeffery Barnes,
the new "Missile Command" world champ.
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Thanks for joining us, Jeff.
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My pleasure, Stu.
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Now, Jeff, you've dedicated
the last three years of your life...
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...to playing "Missile Command."
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You've managed to take a video game...
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...and raise it to a level
that can only be described as an art form.
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So let me ask the question
on everybody's mind:
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What's next for Jeff Barnes?
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What's next? Uh...
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I hadn't really, uh-- Heh.
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How can I make up my mind
when I got so many tasty options?
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I've got so many tasty options.
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Jeff, please.
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There you go, buddy.
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Score.
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Powwow on the sales floor.
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One of you idiots better light a fire
under Bartowski.
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He's late.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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It's only the most important meal
of the day, bud.
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Of course, ha, ha.
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Breakfast.
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Thanks.
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- What is that? What did I just drink?
- Ginseng protein shake.
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Been used thousands of years
in the east to promote yang energy.
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And let me tell you, brother.
It does wonders for your wang energy.
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- Great, thanks.
- Hey, where were you last night?
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We heard you come stomping in
at 4 in the morning.
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Yeah, oh, yeah.
It was a crazy night, heh.
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Morgan and I stole a car
and then we drove around...
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...shaking down liquor stores
and smacking around hookers.
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Relax. It's a video game.
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Oh, good. Video games.
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Ellie, what's one night
of blowing off a steam?
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One nights have a way of adding up.
What's cool when you're in college--
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We're just wondering,
what happened to all your big plans, bro?
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All that talk about backpacking across
Europe or finishing your college classes?
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I just have a lot on my plate
at this precise moment.
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Like what, precisely?
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Chuck, we were happy
when you decided not to move out...
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...but shouldn't your life
be moving somewhere?
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It's time for you people
to get moving around here.
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Show some initiative.
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Well...
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I got just the guy to help.
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I'd like you to meet Emmett Milbarge.
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Emmett here is an efficiency expert...
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...and he's been sent by Buy More corporate
to tighten your slack asses up.
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Oh, thank you for your very kind words
of introduction, Michael.
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I'll be in my office.
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Well...
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It is just so nice to be here in, oh...
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Burbank.
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Burbank, California.
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It's just a real pleasure
to meet all of you in the flesh.
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- Ahem.
- I, personally, am looking forward...
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...to spending more time
in the Buy More trenches.
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Getting to know the rank and the file.
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Unfortunately, my visit here
isn't gonna be all be fun.
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I'm gonna be interviewing you
and evaluating you on your performance...
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...and perhaps even trimming the fat.
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So who would like to go first?
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We'll just start out simple.
Why do you belong at the Buy More?
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I satisfy a quota. My dad's part-Indian.
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The cool kind of Indian, though,
not like Lester.
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I used to be in management myself,
so why not, uh, grease the store's cogs?
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- Cogs?
- Make sure they don't squeak.
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If you know what I'm saying.
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Why do I belong at the Buy More?
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I'm gonna have to think about that.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna grab a soda.
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And then-- You want one? It's my treat.
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I'll-- I'll grab you one
and I'll be back in a jiff.
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I speak more than one language.
Binary code.
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Zero, zero, zero, one, one, zero, one.
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Zero.
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What would I do?
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I'd just ask, "WWCD?"
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- What would Chuck do?
- Chuck?
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The chain of command?
Well, there's, like, Chuck.
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And then there's, like, the rest of us.
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Oh, and then there's Jeff.
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Sometimes I WWCDN:
wonder what Chuck's doing now.
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Who represents the Buy More ideal?
Makes the trains run on time?
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Who provides your moral compass?
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- Who holds the team together?
- Chuck.
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- Chuck.
- Lester. No, Chuck.
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- Chuck.
- Well...
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I'm looking forward to meeting
this Chuck fella.
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If he ever decides to show up.
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Oh, Jeez.
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- Picked one hell of a morning to be late.
- Yeah, crazy night.
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Lover's tryst? Say no more.
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Unless you care to infuse your story
with a more tawdry level of detail.
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Listen, there's this efficiency guy
and he's been looking for you.
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If he asks, you have gallstone issues.
That's a thing, right?
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- Morgan.
- I had to think on my feet.
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This Emmett guy has been busting my--
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Preconceptions. And helping me see
the Buy More in a whole new--
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Hey, hello. Ha-ha-ha.
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This is him, Chuck.
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- We finally meet, Chuck.
- Hi, ha, ha.
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Are you feeling all right?
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No, yes.
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Oh, actually, on second thought.
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I think my gallstones are acting up.
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So...
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Hi.
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Know this man?
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No.
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No. Never seen him before in my life.
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Wait. Is that one of the sweat hogs
on Welcome Back Kotter?
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- He's a Buy More employee.
- He doesn't work in this store.
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But you should check out one of our other
13 convenient Southern California locations.
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Hmm.
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Farrokh Bulsara.
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Born in the Asir province, 1974.
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The past 10 years, he's been hopping
between training camps...
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...from Syria to Somalia.
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What does a terrorist want with Jeff?
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Insightful question.
That's why we have an Intersect.
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We want you to approach Jeff socially.
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Get to know him better and see if you
can get him to open up about his past.
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You want me to hang out with Jeff?
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It's either that or have an agency
interrogation team go to work on him.
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Great. It comes down
to either torturing him or torturing me.
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Looks like we got a bogey.
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- Sarah?
- Is that my sister?
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What a surprise.
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Yeah, um, I was just driving around.
I thought it'd be nice, uh...
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I thought it'd be nice if you and I
could talk without Chuck, actually.
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Oh, okay.
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- Ahem.
Hey--
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Not polite to spy, Chuck.
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I would hate it if he found out
that I was going behind his back like this.
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Oh, well, your secret is safe with me.
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Do you know if he has any plans--?
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Tonight? Uh--
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Actually, I think
he is hanging out with Jeff.
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- Nerd Herd, creepy-serial-killer Jeff?
- Yeah.
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You know, I think it's time
that you and I had a talk.
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Hmm.
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Well, hope you enjoyed your fro-yo.
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Huh, yeah.
I was, uh, just seeing my girlfriend.
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Girlfriend? Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
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I, too, have a special lady friend.
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Henrietta.
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She works in Ontario, Accounts Payable.
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- Ah.
- She's a real tigress.
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Well.
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We've gotten our love lives out the way,
perhaps you'd like to sit for our interview.
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How's tomorrow? Because
I'm really more of a morning person.
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Hey, buddy. Where you going?
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What'd I do?
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Nothing. No.
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You know, nothing. Just...
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You know,
we never really get the chance to talk.
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How about we grab a beer?
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No, thanks.
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I could be enticed
to grab a dozen beers, however.
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- It's a date.
- We can kick it at my place.
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You're gonna love Roscoe.
He's my ferret.
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Ooh, that's--
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You know what? I'm actually allergic to
any and every member of the polecat family.
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So maybe we could kick it here.
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Sure.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Following a thorough inspection
of the branch...
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...there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life.
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May I present tonight's
feature entertainment.
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- You made an Anna music video?
- You like?
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Wow.
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It's really-- Wow.
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I know, man. Heh, she's my muse.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to slip into my drinking pants.
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Look at that, ha, ha.
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Abort mission, extraction required.
The Intersect has been compromised.
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Negative. The perimeter is secure.
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I'm talking about the weirdo
inside the Buy More.
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I'm starting to think that there's something
going on with my brother.
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Oh.
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Why? What do you mean?
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It's just everything seemed to be
moving along just fine for Chuck.
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- And you had everything to do with that.
- Oh, thanks, but, uh, I can't take the credit.
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Then, I don't know...
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...it's like-- It's like he's slipping back
into old-Chuck mode.
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You know, no confidence, no direction.
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It's the Morgan years revisited.
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He went to Stanford, for God's sakes.
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Did you know
he's 12 credits short of graduating?
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Twelve credits short of a real life.
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I know that I sound like his mother.
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Just tell me that I don't have anything
to worry about and I will lay off.
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Ha-ha-ha, pow, pow, pow.
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- No!
- Yes!
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Pow, pow.
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- Quit being such a lightweight.
- Resuming dictation.
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Yes, yes.
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Like to report the following violation
of Buy More policy:
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Misappropriation
of the home-theater room.
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After-hours consumption of alcohol.
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And lewd use of a musical montage.
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Yeah.
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Crazy thing happened today.
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Uh, some dude came into the store
looking for you.
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He had this goofy old picture
and everything.
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Only a matter of time, I guess.
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What?
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You mean, you know the guy?
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I'd imagine he's one of my fans.
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You want to see something
I've never shared with anyone?
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Please don't be a porno.
Please, please don't be a porno.
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00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,643
I'd like you to meet Jeffrey Barnes.
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The new
"Missile Command" world champ.
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"Missile Command"?
I used to kick ass at that game.
219
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Well, I was the best.
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By breaking the all-time record...
221
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...you've won $100 in quarters
and a year's supply of Slim Jim's.
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This prize will be presented
by none other than Mr. Morimoto...
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...CEO and chief engineer
at Atari Games.
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Dude, you are so wasted. Ha-ha-ha.
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Uh.
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00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,941
What is it about bad guys and vans?
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Okay, Chuck, party's over. Hey, hey!
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I flashed. Some guy on TV's
a video-game designer.
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We have guests. Out the back door.
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- What about Jeff?
- What about him?
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- We can't just leave him here.
- He's dead weight.
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- You weren't kidding.
- Let's go, let's go.
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If he pukes on my upholstery, he's gonna
wish we left him with the terrorists.
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Search the place.
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Should I be worried about him?
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You know, um, Chuck is, uh...
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Chuck is like a duck.
238
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Sometimes it seems
like he is just gliding along...
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...but beneath the surface...
240
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,324
...his, uh, little feet
are just paddling away like crazy.
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Deep down, I really think Chuck
is an incredibly mature and responsible guy.
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Chuck?
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- Is he okay?
- Yeah.
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Don't worry. This guy's feeling no pain.
245
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,008
Here we go.
246
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,636
Here we go, big boy. Big boy.
247
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,392
What's up, ladies?
248
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:43,191
You take the brunette,
I'm gonna take a crack at the blond.
249
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,365
Heh. This guy.
250
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,874
- Oh! Jeff.
- I'm, uh, suppose to give this to you.
251
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,381
"My name is Jeff and I'm lost." Okay.
252
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,217
- Is that your address?
- Yeah.
253
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,719
- We'll get you a cab.
- Already have, already here.
254
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,054
Great. So come on, Jeff.
255
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,474
That was a great time last night, huh?
You got smashed and passed out.
256
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,393
We watched and it was really awkward.
257
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,186
Okay. Here you go, buddy.
258
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,105
Get home safe.
259
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,401
- Chuck.
- About to have one of those conversations?
260
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,070
If I wasn't worried,
last night's performance was--
261
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,156
- Not one of my proudest moments.
- Mm-mm.
262
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,118
I feel like you left all those
back at Stanford.
263
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,912
I'm sorry. I just...
264
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,580
You were so close to graduating.
265
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:44,168
Maybe if you just went back and finished,
you could move on to the next phase.
266
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,921
- If the world were gonna end today--
- I-- I hear you.
267
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,589
I really do.
268
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,759
But all those goals I used to have,
I still have them.
269
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,013
Okay.
270
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,348
Hey, sis.
271
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,059
The world's not gonna end today.
272
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,938
I have very reliable sources.
273
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,241
- Wild night, huh, buddy?
- Nah.
274
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,784
Pretty standard Tuesday.
275
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:21,039
This is bad. This is very bad.
Can't you see that we're losing them, man?
276
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,916
I'm your best friend, Jeff.
No, I'm your best friend, Chuck.
277
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,127
Oh, isn't life grand?
278
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,047
Maybe we should form an alliance.
279
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,508
- You and me could be best friends.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
280
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,218
Let's not, uh...
281
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,845
Let's not panic here, okay?
282
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,639
- Thanks, man. Very comfortable.
- Well, you know...
283
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,266
Sure.
284
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,934
Excuse me.
285
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,936
We need to talk.
286
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,522
My sister thinks I'm an idiot, I know.
287
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,902
Actually, we just got some fresh intel
on your favorite video-game designer.
288
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,655
There were a few things
Morimoto left out of his bio.
289
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,492
Yeah. The guy secretly worked
for Japanese military.
290
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,661
In 1980, they launched Morimoto's
first-generation weapon satellite.
291
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,081
The guy who created "Missile Command"...
292
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,166
- ...commands actual missiles?
- Via satellite.
293
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,835
It's still up there,
dormant but presumed operational.
294
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,588
Anyone knows how to fire
that puppy up, it's Morimoto.
295
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,924
He's working with Farrokh
and the terrorist?
296
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,592
He hasn't been seen in years.
297
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,471
But we captured this image outside
Morimoto's office about an hour ago.
298
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,185
What about Jeff? How's he supposed
to be involved in all this?
299
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,854
Only way to find out
is to get to Atari headquarters.
300
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,231
Security's gonna be tight.
301
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:33,069
If we don't secure the satellite, then Jeff's
safety's gonna be the least of our concerns.
302
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,529
So how do you wanna do this?
303
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,281
Guys.
304
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,659
I have an idea.
305
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,329
- Be cool, Casey.
- Have you seen what I'm wearing?
306
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,540
Let me do the talking.
These are my people.
307
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,707
Programmers, nerds.
308
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,253
Right now their network is being attacked
by a particularly nasty virus.
309
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,880
Back at Stanford,
we called it the Bartowski special.
310
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,216
Yeah. Real cool there, Chuck.
311
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,889
Gentlemen, excuse me.
312
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,476
- What do you want?
- Heard you're having a computer problem.
313
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,062
Someone called. Bill, Bob?
I can't remember exactly.
314
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,856
- A common name.
- We got it covered.
315
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,482
- Mind if I take a peek?
- Look.
316
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,569
Atari has more Ph.D.'s
than frigging Microsoft.
317
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,238
Why don't you go help some old lady
log onto AOL?
318
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,158
Ha-ha-ha, nice one. Ooh!
319
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,080
Plan B.
320
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,224
Hi.
321
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,061
I hear you're having a computer problem.
322
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,774
If I can just get onto the terminal...
323
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,320
...I can set off the fire alarm,
crash the power, create a diversion.
324
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,364
Or we could just take the stairs.
325
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,701
Looks like Agent Walker's
got the diversion pretty well covered.
326
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,133
Sarah doesn't know how to fix computer.
She touches that, our cover is blown.
327
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:23,262
CPUs have been overvolted, but we may
be able to ghost the drive another system.
328
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,058
Ha. The more elegant solution
would be the flash the bios...
329
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,393
...and swap out the cooked CPU.
330
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,563
What are you guys waiting for?
331
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,286
Hmm.
332
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,164
Okay. See if I can find another way
into the penthouse.
333
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,832
You wait here where it's safe.
334
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,381
This place is creepy.
335
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,759
So creepy.
336
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,685
Well, if it isn't my friend
from the Buy More.
337
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,562
What a funny coincidence
finding you here.
338
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,524
Yeah. It's freaking hilarious.
339
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,359
What a small world, right?
340
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,904
I got a-- I got a call about a computer
that was acting up here, so...
341
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,491
- Is this the right floor? I don't know--
- You have the correct floor.
342
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,701
This way, please.
343
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,328
You know, if you're busy,
I can come back another time.
344
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,539
Your timing was perfect.
345
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,504
I hope the machine
doesn't give you too much trouble.
346
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,945
You should not be here.
347
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,157
Um, uh.
348
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,244
Mr. Morimoto?
349
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,579
You listening to Rush?
350
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,206
Too late. He took the code.
351
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,083
Who are they? Terrorists?
352
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,587
I knew I should never have hidden
the numbers inside the machine.
353
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,923
You hid the satellite code
inside a game of "Missile Command"?
354
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,258
Every game.
355
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,011
Hidden in the final board. A kill screen.
356
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,347
A secret level only I could achieve.
357
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,850
The mathematics underlying the final board
are too advanced.
358
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,935
It's like the music of the universe.
359
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,856
- Ugh, hands up.
- I am sorry. I cannot do that.
360
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,025
- What's going on here, Chuck?
- Wait.
361
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,278
If the bad guys have the code,
why are you still playing the game?
362
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,198
- Uh-oh.
- What do you mean, uh-oh?
363
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,117
You're running out of time.
364
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,579
- Save yourselves.
- Let's get out of here.
365
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,873
- No, no, we can't leave him.
- Not this time.
366
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,250
- No.
- Go. Run, run.
367
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,132
Come on, come on.
368
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,643
We're sorry to report
Farrokh's team have the code.
369
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,228
And they murdered Morimoto.
370
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,606
That means that your duties
are no longer required on this operation.
371
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,235
Casey, we're turning this matter over
to the 30th Space Wing at Vandenberg.
372
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,320
Wait. You're launching an ICBM?
373
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,156
You think you can shoot that satellite
before it shoots us?
374
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:33,077
Morimoto's satellite
will be passing over California in four hours.
375
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,372
We shoot it down off the coast
before its own missiles are armed.
376
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,875
The satellite falls to Earth
with acceptable civilian casualties.
377
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:43,087
Wait a second. Acceptable what?
I'd like to hear the bad version.
378
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,006
- We miss.
- What happens then?
379
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:49,343
Farrokh uses Morimoto's satellite
to start World War III.
380
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,345
Hey. What about the kill screen?
381
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,930
- Excuse me?
- "Missile Command."
382
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,890
The code is hidden in every arcade game.
383
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,561
If we get to the kill screen,
we get the code and control the satellite.
384
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:02,231
- We'll have our engineers--
- No, the only way is by beating the game.
385
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,484
- The only person who can beat the game--
- Burned to a crisp.
386
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,403
- I was talking about Jeff.
- So was I.
387
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,905
Casey, you coordinate
with the Air Force...
388
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,409
...while Mr. Bartowski
pursues his contingency plan.
389
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:17,246
But I promise you, one way or another,
I am bringing that satellite down.
390
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,546
You want me to come out
of "Missile Command" retirement?
391
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,840
- You're serious?
- Deadly.
392
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,720
- I don't know, man.
- Come on. What's the problem?
393
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,932
I guess I'm just cool
with resting on my laurels and whatnot.
394
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:41,604
But, Jeff, you could be the first guy
to ever get to the kill screen.
395
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,940
Listen, it doesn't exist.
396
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,817
The kill screen's just a myth.
397
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:50,571
I promise you it's real.
And you're the only one who can do it.
398
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:54,241
- I'm a little out of shape, mentally...
- It's just a stupid video game.
399
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,203
That's where you're wrong, Chuck.
It's more than a game.
400
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,291
Besides, what do you care
whether I play or not?
401
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:11,050
I guess I was just really moved
by what you said last night.
402
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,011
- Huh?
- Oh, you remember.
403
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,846
Come on.
404
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:21,435
How you were sick and tired
of busting your ass at this stupid store.
405
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:26,065
How you had this incredible gift
that you couldn't wait for the world to see.
406
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:31,362
- Really? I said that?
- Sure you did, Jeff.
407
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,491
- About "Missile Command"?
- You were very compelling.
408
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,164
Okay, I'll do it.
409
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,582
- I'll play.
- Buddy.
410
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,502
But first, I'm gonna need provisions.
411
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,963
I need two bottles of grape cough syrup.
412
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,048
One pound M&M's, no brown.
413
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:55,094
And my lucky arcade game
from the Gas-N-Sip in Tarzana.
414
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,804
Done.
415
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,597
Really?
416
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:05,354
I want Anna wearing a hula skirt,
fanning me with a palm frond.
417
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,607
- Huh?
- I sweat profusely when I play.
418
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:14,321
And finally, I need a crowd.
I want you to get some of my old fans back.
419
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:17,157
Come on, people who were into that game
are in their 40s.
420
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,119
They have jobs and wives and kids...
421
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,334
Hey, hey, hey.
422
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,878
Morgan, buddy.
Can you give me a hand with this?
423
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,173
- Why don't you ask your buddy Jeff?
- Uh, he's in the break room.
424
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:37,094
We're putting together this, like,
video-game-exhibition thingy this afternoon.
425
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,264
Jeff's gonna make a run at the all-time
"Missile Command" high score.
426
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,349
- Whoa.
- Hey, where are you going?
427
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,976
You two guys got it worked out.
428
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,853
Morgan, I desperately need your help.
429
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,439
If Jeff doesn't break
the "Missile Command" record--
430
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,441
What, Chuck? World's gonna end?
431
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:55,821
All I know is I need your help, okay?
I can't do this without you. I can't.
432
00:26:55,989 --> 00:27:02,494
Hey, hey. Was Jeff the president
of his high-school audio-video club?
433
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,079
- No.
- Ah...
434
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:09,376
Was Jeff a roadie for Mamma Mia!
for four straight summers?
435
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,298
Does Jeff own his own smoke machine?
436
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:18,093
No, but I do, huh? Okay.
437
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:19,762
Jeff is a loser, dude.
438
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,056
- I'll see what I can do.
- You're the best, buddy.
439
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:24,933
Ugh. Oh, I'm gonna need
to borrow your girlfriend.
440
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,685
- Oh, dude, she's all yours.
- Great.
441
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:16,068
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
442
00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:21,115
I'm here at a Burbank electronics store...
443
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:24,618
...where a local man prepares to break
the "Missile Command" record.
444
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:28,080
Now, for those of you who weren't around
a quarter century ago...
445
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:31,041
...Jeffrey Barnes first made his mark on--
446
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,630
--way back in 1983.
447
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,594
Sarah, Sarah. I know where Farrokh is.
448
00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:47,015
The terrorists are using a television station
to control the satellite. They're here in L.A.
449
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,687
Chuck flashed. He knows where
they're controlling the satellite.
450
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,189
There's time
before the satellite is in range.
451
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,817
Chuck's right.
There's nothing you can do to stop it.
452
00:28:56,985 --> 00:29:00,487
- I'm gonna go to the news station.
- Knock yourself out. I have my orders.
453
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:04,074
In 33 minutes and five seconds,
this finger's gonna push that button.
454
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,701
Hmm, I'll call you from the road.
455
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,119
- Agent Walker.
- Yes?
456
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,873
Who do you trust to bring down a satellite?
Some loser playing a video games?
457
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,082
Or Air Force ICBM?
458
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,625
I trust Chuck.
459
00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:19,214
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
460
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,635
I'd like you to meet Jeffrey Barnes.
Jeffrey Barnes.
461
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,932
Oh.
462
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,518
"Missile Command" world champ.
World champ.
463
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,353
I don't feel so hot.
464
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,647
No, no. You're gonna be great.
You look great.
465
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,066
- You're gonna kill it.
- What was I thinking, man?
466
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,153
No one can get the kill screen.
I can't handle the math.
467
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,782
You've dedicated three years of your life
to playing "Missile Command."
468
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,450
It's too heavy.
469
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,079
- It feels like my brain is about to--
- What's next for Jeff Barnes?
470
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:53,040
"Missile Command" world champ.
471
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,513
Jefferson. Hey.
472
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,348
I'll get some water.
473
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,683
We need to take care of this.
474
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:13,977
All right. Take care of him.
475
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,690
Hey, hey. Come on, buddy. Come on.
476
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,359
Wake up, buddy. You gotta play.
477
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,194
Get the kill screen, get the codes.
478
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,946
If we don't stop that satellite...
479
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:26,448
...they're gonna launch
some missile into space.
480
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,618
And then it's World War III.
481
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,329
"Acceptable civilian casualties."
482
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:34,665
Oh, my God.
483
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,088
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.
484
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,673
Why don't you get out of town?
485
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,092
Maybe Palm Springs, you and Awesome.
486
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,511
Now would be a great time. Trip's on me.
487
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,305
- Early wedding present.
- Are you trying to get rid of me?
488
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:51,723
Just thought it'd be nice.
489
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,561
- What's gotten into you?
- I don't know. I don't know.
490
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,064
I'm sorry. I know I've been
a bit of a disappointment lately.
491
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,609
I want you to be proud of me.
I just ran out of time, that's all.
492
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:06,738
- We'll talk about this when you get home.
- I gotta run. I love you, Ellie.
493
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,414
Honey, do you think
my brother's on drugs?
494
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,750
That'd explain a lot.
495
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:25,048
They're going nuts, okay?
These nerds are gonna tear this joint apart.
496
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,260
- You gotta do something.
- What am I suppose to do?
497
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:32,139
They came to see video-game greatness,
someone better deliver.
498
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,898
Ladies and gentlemen, our--
499
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:44,192
Gentlemen, let me introduce you
to the challenger.
500
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,820
Hailing from the City of Angels...
501
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:51,867
...the master of disasters,
the king of sting, the dancing destroyer...
502
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:56,914
...Charles Irving Bartowski.
503
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,211
What the...?
504
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,254
Who authorized this?
505
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:48,632
This is an abomination.
506
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,396
You suck, Bartowski.
507
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,112
You listening to Rush?
508
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:12,531
The music of the universe.
509
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,160
"Missile Command."
510
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:21,748
The mathematical pattern underlying
the game is exactly the same as...
511
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:24,376
Morgan.
512
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:28,338
Hey, uh, buddy,
do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
513
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,424
No need. I got them all on my Zune.
514
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,843
- You have a Zune?
- Are you kidding me? No.
515
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,678
- No, I'll grab my iPod.
- Good, good.
516
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,555
I have a very, very special request.
517
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:43,520
On my mark. Three, two, one.
518
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:45,105
Mark.
519
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:34,488
Welcome to Strategic Air Command,
Major Casey.
520
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,420
Engaging telemetry.
521
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,091
Arming warhead.
522
00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,929
And opening silo door.
523
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,294
- Give me the codes.
- It was destroyed.
524
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,879
I am going to do this.
525
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,714
No one can stop the satellite now.
526
00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:37,175
What's the target?
What's the satellite aimed at?
527
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:38,468
Why? It doesn't matter.
528
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,346
No one will remember
who threw the first stone. Ugh!
529
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,396
Oh, my God, gentlemen.
530
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:50,730
We have a kill screen.
531
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:52,524
I got this.
532
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,736
Target's to range.
Releasing synchronized safeties.
533
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,071
On my mark.
534
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:03,577
Three, two, one.
535
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:05,245
Mark.
536
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,261
Fire when ready.
537
00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:26,808
- Chuck, what's happening?
- Sarah, I did it.
538
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:30,187
I did it. I beat the game.
I got to the kill screen, I got the code.
539
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:32,105
The game, it follows a pattern.
540
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:35,734
It's just like Mr. Morimoto said,
the music of the universe.
541
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:36,943
Just give me the code.
542
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,279
Oscar, Zelda...
543
00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:43,700
...Penguin, Gamma...
544
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,786
...Sector, Boppo.
545
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,628
Oh, my God.
546
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,674
The satellite's powering down.
Terminate launch sequence.
547
00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:02,802
This bogey's bugging out
and going home. Damn.
548
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,933
You did it, Chuck. It worked.
549
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:11,061
How does it feel to be a hero,
Mr. Bartowski?
550
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,255
Looks like you fools had one hell of a party.
551
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,094
Congratulations, Bartowski.
That's quite an achievement.
552
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,847
And in light of today's events...
553
00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:50,976
...I'd like to announce
there's a new assistant manager.
554
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:53,019
What did I tell you? It's all coming up.
555
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,064
You all remember Mr. Emmett Milbarge.
556
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:59,859
Mr. Milbarge has volunteered
to stay on for...
557
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,278
...well, as long as it takes.
558
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:04,447
That's right, Michael.
559
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,533
I'm afraid this branch is sick.
560
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,703
Not the kind of sick
that can be fixed with a Band-Aid.
561
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:12,580
What this Buy More needs
requires a surgeon.
562
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:15,542
Someone who doesn't mind
getting up to their elbows in guts.
563
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,377
- Hmm.
- Ha-ha-ha.
564
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,713
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
565
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:25,343
I'm gonna reach in,
wrap my fingers around the disease...
566
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:28,722
...and rip it out.
567
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,527
How you feeling, buddy?
568
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:43,737
Better.
569
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,072
- Good.
- Thanks.
570
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,411
So "Missile Command" champion.
571
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:55,749
I got lucky, you know.
572
00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,961
Congrats.
573
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,340
I'm glad it was you.
574
00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:08,803
- I mean, you sure you're not--?
- Me? Ha, ha.
575
00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,430
I'm cool.
576
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,807
Being number one's a real bitch.
577
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,144
It feels like the whole world
is gunning for you sometimes.
578
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,106
I can imagine.
579
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,446
So, what was it like?
580
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,031
The kill screen?
581
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,703
Forget it. Uh...
582
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,413
I'll see you tomorrow.
583
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,635
Oh, I am so proud of you.
584
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:51,096
Ha, ha. Hey, relax. It's just a video game.
585
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:53,807
Granted, I am the best
missile commander in the world.
586
00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:57,060
I'm not talking about a stupid game.
I'm talking about this.
587
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,396
Sarah told us what's inside.
588
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,897
Huh.
589
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:04,943
My diploma?
590
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:07,946
Oh, don't act so surprised.
591
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,989
You sly dog.
592
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:14,077
Sarah also told us about
what you've been doing behind our backs.
593
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,912
She did? Really?
594
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,623
Yeah. No wonder you've been
such a mess this past year.
595
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,960
Why didn't you tell us
you were taking online courses?
596
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:26,589
Oh, oh, right. That's...
597
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:29,926
You two have some celebrating to do.
She's waiting out back.
598
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,805
- You'll thank me for that ginseng shake.
- You really surprised me, Charles.
599
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,524
Well, thanks for my fake diploma.
600
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:45,942
What do you mean?
601
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,946
I get it. You had one of your CIA pals
doctor it up to get Ellie off my back.
602
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:51,406
It's real, Chuck.
603
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,742
- Come on.
- I'm serious, you graduated.
604
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:56,536
What about my last 12 credits?
605
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,372
Casey and I decided
that your exceptional field service...
606
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:03,084
...ought to count for something,
and Stanford agreed.
607
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:07,881
Huh, and by "exceptional," you mean,
like, uh, I don't know...
608
00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:11,134
- ...decrypting weapons-satellite codes?
- Electrical engineering.
609
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,720
Running away from exploding games
of "Missile Command"?
610
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,054
Physical education.
611
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,557
You earned it, Chuck.
612
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,025
Thank you.
613
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:32,238
You see that star
out there on the horizon?
614
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,534
That's the Air Force...
615
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:40,747
...bouncing Morimoto's satellite
off the atmosphere and burning it up.
616
00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:42,415
Make a wish.
617
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:43,958
It's yours.
618
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,033
Hey, bud.
619
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,243
Let's party.
620
00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:20,267
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