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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,128 Got a call from Heather Chandler... 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,839 ...who'd like to dedicate this song to the James Buchanan High... 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,090 ...varsity football team. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,633 Go, Cougars. 5 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,031 Yeah. 6 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,782 Bringing him out. 7 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,203 All right, go in. 8 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,684 You don't have to keep buying stuff for cover... 9 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,645 ...just because you're in here all the time. 10 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,188 I actually need new iPod speakers. 11 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,025 It's plausible that you're here to discuss dinner plans with me, your boyfriend. 12 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,153 Okay, sweetie, what are you in the mood for, Thai or Chinese? 13 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,864 Wait. Really? I'm still digesting my Honey Nut Cheerios. 14 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,867 I'm a little unprepared to discuss dinner plans, I think. 15 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:02,579 Oh, unless we're not going to be actually eating. 16 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:06,291 Will we be eating food, or are we just saying we'll be eating food? 17 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:10,212 Not that it matters. It'll factor into lunch. Can I get a straight answer, Sarah? 18 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,465 I mean, you don't have to be so secretive about pad thai noodles. 19 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,551 Bogey at your 6. 20 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,390 Roger that. Secure the asset immediately. Take him to the Orange Orange. 21 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:25,144 - Hey. Okay, okay, okay. - You stay here. 22 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,521 - Why? - Well, I couldn't shake a suspicious tail. 23 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,023 Until we establish the depth of the threat, stay put. 24 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,234 Don't move. Touch nothing. 25 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,237 - Wait for me. Got it? - Whatever. 26 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,166 Oh, wow. 27 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,503 I can't believe I'm this close to an actual DU-97. 28 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,257 Freon-cooled, reconfigurable 30-teraflop architecture... 29 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,760 ...with modules for cryptanalysis and video processing. 30 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,014 She's so beautiful. 31 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,074 I know you. And I never forget a face. 32 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,914 Buy More. Courtyard. Awkward. 33 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,249 Guess I just have one of those familiar faces. 34 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:30,959 - Jackpot. - That's not it. 35 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:34,254 - I know you. - I tried my hand at acting a while back. 36 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:35,464 It'll come to me. 37 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,382 I was on a national television commercial. 38 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,760 I ate a messy cheeseburger. Maybe that's it. 39 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,387 I know exactly who you are. 40 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,225 We went to high school together. 41 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,144 - What? - Wait, wait, wait. 42 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,730 Don't tell me your name. I'll get it. 43 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,107 Huh, I never forget a face. 44 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:57,736 You look so different now. Well, for the better, I mean. 45 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,988 Oh, I'm sure you have me confused... 46 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,241 - ...with someone el-- - Jenny. 47 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,409 That's it. Jenny Burton. 48 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,121 Jenny Burton? 49 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,499 Heather Chandler. 50 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,632 Well, Heather Ratner now. I married Mark Ratner. 51 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,430 Oh, James Buchanan High, class of '98. 52 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,766 - Go, Cougars. - Yeah. 53 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,519 Heather, of course. Um, how have you been? 54 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,188 Oh, my God. Mark, look who it is. 55 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,023 It's Jenny Burton. 56 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,026 - Who? - Jenny Burton from high school. 57 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,695 You know, the one. 58 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,448 Oh, yeah. Hi, Jenny, heh. 59 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,367 Heading down for the reunion this weekend? 60 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,953 Oh, no. I'm not much of a reunion person. 61 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,040 Hey. I told you to stay put. 62 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,834 I know. It's just, you know... 63 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,795 - ...the tummy is a-rumbling. - Chuck. 64 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,714 - Yes, honey? - Is this your boyfriend? 65 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:01,133 - You know these people, sweetie? - No. 66 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,136 I'm Heather. We all went to high school together. 67 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:09,099 Come on. Of all the semi-tart, Asian-influenced, frozen-yogurt shops... 68 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,977 ...in all the towns in all the world, you walked into hers? 69 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,063 I know. It's crazy, right? We live in Westlake now... 70 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:18,692 ...because it's closer to Mark's work, but we go down there all the time. 71 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,402 Do you? You go...? 72 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:25,240 Go down there, huh? Yeah. Weather's real nice this time of year. 73 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,784 - Do you need a to-go lid? - Well, come on, now. 74 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,245 - Weather's always great in San Diego. - Yeah. 75 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,205 Yes, it is. That's what I always say. 76 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:36,001 Down there in San Diego, where you're from. 77 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,419 I'm Chuck, by the way. 78 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,839 But, uh, around here, people just know me as... 79 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,925 As Jenny's Chuck. 80 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:49,014 - Jenny and Chuck. Chuck and Jenny. - Chuck, I'm Mark Ratner. 81 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,225 Mark Ratner, Mark Ratner. 82 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,061 Mark Ratner. 83 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:58,690 Oh, ugh, brain freeze. I think I had a little too much yogurt. 84 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,945 Ahem, hey, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight? 85 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:07,699 You got any plans? Maybe we could get together and reminisce about old times. 86 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:08,950 Sounds great. 87 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,119 I mean, any friends of Jenny are friends of mine. 88 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,456 Oh, I don't know, Chuck. It might be pretty boring for you... 89 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,792 ...to take a trip down memory lane with us. 90 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,794 Good God, no. Not at all. 91 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,296 I can't think of anything that I'd rather do... 92 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:27,135 ...than spend an evening learning all about my Jenny. 93 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,553 Heh. 94 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,139 Gather round, clock punchers. Big announcement. 95 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,850 I'm not coming in for a few days. Got a meeting. 96 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,978 - Oh, some fat cats over at Corporate? - Nope. 97 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:21,857 With a bunch of fat catfish over in Lake Havasu. 98 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:25,819 And while I'm away, Mr. Patel here will be in charge. 99 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,571 - Party-hearty. - Psst. 100 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,115 Or the opposite of that. 101 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,951 I want you to give Lester the same respect you give me. 102 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,788 When you look at him, I want you to see Big Mike... 103 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:41,251 ...and not some scrawny-ass Indian kid with a Bay City Rollers hairdo. 104 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:46,089 - Thank you, sir. - That's it. Back to the salt mine. 105 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,760 - Dinner? Come on. What were you thinking? - What was I to do? I flashed on the guy. 106 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:54,431 These people are from my past, a past you have no business poking around in. 107 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:58,602 I'm sorry. I was just trying to do my job. I thought you'd be happy I used initiative. 108 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,103 Uh, don't kill the messenger. 109 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,899 Not the kid's fault you went to high school with a treasonous scumbag. 110 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:06,193 Good morning, boys and girl. 111 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,321 First matter of business: Mark Ratner. 112 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,115 He's an engineer at Winthrop-Keller Aeronautics. 113 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:16,369 Has clearance to extremely sensitive plans for future weapons technology. 114 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:19,414 Picture the next generation of F-22 Raptors. 115 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,584 - Essentially, a super-bomber. - Unh. 116 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,628 This technology has been leaked. 117 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:27,756 Chuck's instincts were good. Your mission is go to dinner with the Ratners. 118 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,758 See if Chuck flashes off of anything. 119 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,803 General, I apologize, but I'm afraid I must recuse myself from this mission. 120 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,472 My cover has been compromised. 121 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,392 Agent Walker, you have preexisting social history with the target. 122 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,145 Seems to me like you have the perfect cover. 123 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:49,444 - But it's not a cover, ma'am. It's me. - Well, I hope you enjoy Italian food. 124 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,910 With Big Mike gone, I've come up with a plan to revolutionize Buy More sales. 125 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,454 From now on, we're gonna work with our customers... 126 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,874 ...to create, uh, mutually agreed-upon prices. 127 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,835 Yeah, but how are we supposed to do that? I mean... 128 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,756 As this is a teaching hospital, watch and learn, my friends. 129 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,591 Watch and learn. 130 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,637 - Hey. - Hi. 131 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,223 I see you're in the market for a new TV. 132 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,975 - Yeah. - Shopping for your mother? 133 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,979 - What? No, it's for me. - This one's a little dainty, isn't it? 134 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:29,234 You want the complete entertainment experience. 135 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,652 I would recommend this one. 136 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:36,616 - Uh, I can't afford this one. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 137 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:42,205 Don't get caught up in this. This is just a suggestion. 138 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,252 - How about you make me an offer? - Okay. 139 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,631 - How about you shave 300 bucks off? - Sold. 140 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,883 - Whoa. - Really? 141 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,431 Hey there. May I help you with this washer and dryer? 142 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:03,184 Oh, afraid it's not in my budget. I'm only in the market for a dryer. 143 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:07,063 Ma'am, that's like buying one new shoe. No, no, no. Make me an offer. 144 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,065 You happy with that price? 145 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,152 Guess I'd be happier if it was 100-bucks cheaper. 146 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,446 I live for your smile. 147 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,740 Let me take off 200. 148 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,367 Deal. 149 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,041 I'll sell you that computer for 400 bucks off sticker price. 150 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,546 - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - Lester's new sales policy. 151 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,258 We're giving away the merchandise. 152 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,885 Throw in a wireless mouse? 153 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,304 I'll throw in a wireless mouse and a bonus computer. 154 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,725 - That's gonna end badly. - I know. I know, Chuck. 155 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,101 That's part of the fun. 156 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,895 - Sold. - Hah. 157 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,025 You're early. 158 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,403 Technically, I'm right on time for my pre-mission debriefing. 159 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,947 - What are you talking about? - Standard spy protocol. 160 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,617 - I need some stats for my cover tonight. - Chuck-- 161 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,621 No need to apologize if you didn't have time for a full dossier preparation. 162 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,375 I think we'll just go over a few facts together, if that's okay. 163 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,753 Fantastic. I'll go first. 164 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,173 I'll be playing the role of Jenny's boyfriend. He works at Buy More... 165 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,052 ...not living up to his potential. Sister is Ellie, doctor, engaged to a doctor. 166 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,097 All up to speed on Jenny's boyfriend. Your turn. 167 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,433 - I'm not doing this. - Okay, here's what we know thus far. 168 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,104 Jenny Burton went to James Buchanan High School in San Diego, California... 169 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,522 ...class of 1998. 170 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,400 Is it safe to assume "Jenny" is a diminutive of "Jennifer"? 171 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,734 Back off, Chuck. 172 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:38,363 You have as much information as is pertinent to this assignment. 173 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,200 You spell "Jenny" with an I, or would it be--? 174 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:47,205 All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past. 175 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,419 - You got that? - I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. 176 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:56,840 How do you do that? 177 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:09,352 - So, Mark, uh, what line of work are you in? - Uh, engineering. 178 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,189 Actually, what I'm working on is technically top-secret. 179 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,484 And let's keep it that way, because no one gives a rip. 180 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,488 So how long have you two lovebirds been together? 181 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,366 - Years. - Months. That add up to years. 182 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,453 You know, I don't even remember my life before Chuck. 183 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,958 What's the matter? Sweating like a pig. It's kind of gross. 184 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,336 No. Oh, sorry. I'm fine. I'm fine. 185 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,839 - Would you excuse me for a minute? - Sure. 186 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,804 So, Jenny, is your job at the yogurt shop like a career... 187 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:48,057 ...or are you keeping yourself in Top Ramen between acting gigs? 188 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,059 Oh, I've got a few things going on. 189 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,688 If you told me in high school Jenny Burton wanted to be a movie star... 190 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,900 ...I would've said, "Dream, little duckling. Dream." 191 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,902 And now here we are. 192 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,868 Your time is up, Mr. Ratner. 193 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,876 That soup looks delicious, Chuck. 194 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:21,007 Mm, It is. Cilantro, very controversial. You either love it or hate it. Me? I love it. 195 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,092 When's the last time you were down in San Diego? 196 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:26,721 - Mm, it's been a while. - Mm, don't get to visit your dad much? 197 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,559 Um, excuse me. More wine, please. 198 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:35,063 Mm, ah, yes. It's a lovely Pinot Noir. 199 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,398 Earthy, complex, with a hint of cherry blossom. 200 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:40,610 When you're kids, there's that fun house all the kids hang out at. 201 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,112 Would you say that was the case with Jenny's house-condo-apartment? 202 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,322 - Oh. - Ah! 203 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,199 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 204 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,493 - God, I'm such a spaz. - Ha-ha-ha. 205 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,120 - Now, there's the Jenny we know. - Ha-ha-ha. 206 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,414 Excuse me. Beg your pardon. 207 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,882 Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap. 208 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,385 Give us plans now. 209 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:11,224 I need to know that if I hand over the plans, no harm will come to my wife. 210 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,317 - Oh, my God. - Who the hell are you? 211 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,612 - Who is this guy? This is setup. - No. God, no. 212 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,739 - He's no one. - That's a little hurtful. 213 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,743 He's just the boyfriend of some girl that I went to high school with. 214 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,288 You know what? I'm just gonna grab some club soda... 215 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,789 ...to take care of my stain. 216 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,626 So, Heather, uh, how do you stay in such great shape? 217 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,504 Got obsessed with karate because my instructor's a hottie. 218 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,881 I'm a black belt now. 219 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,385 I clued in you didn't wanna talk about your dad in front of your BF. 220 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,470 Does Chuck not know? 221 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,975 - Uh, do you mind if I take over? - Oh, no, huh, it's my first day. 222 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,520 - Go check on Chuck. - If you promise not to filet her. 223 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,063 I can't promise anything. 224 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,526 Took a knife-skills course at the culinary academy. 225 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:07,780 Is that to further your yogurt career, or are you angling toward something bigger? 226 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,908 Say, Carving Station at Lawry's? 227 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,872 So, what you know? 228 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,208 I don't know anything. I just came in to do my little-boy business. 229 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,087 Turn on hand dryer, so no one hear him scream. 230 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,674 Hear who scream? Me scream? 231 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:38,144 All right, I'm gonna pull the van around so we can stow these guys. Be right back. 232 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,200 How--? How did you do that? 233 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,410 Uh, uh. 234 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:58,665 You know, it was a self-defense thingy I took at the Y. 235 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,585 - It was pretty comprehensive. - Are you nuts? These guys are killers. 236 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,836 Bullies are like bears. 237 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,214 They're more afraid of you than you are of them. 238 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,549 Or is that bees? I think-- Actually, it is bee. 239 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,344 Anyway, when you're dealing with the Russian mob-- 240 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,222 How did you know they're connected to the mob? 241 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:15,890 Wait a minute. 242 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,059 I know exactly who you are. 243 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,602 Dude. 244 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,647 - You're the man. - I'm hardly the man. 245 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,985 So who do you work for? Is it the FBI? CIA? NSA? 246 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:30,697 You know, I can't discuss the particulars. 247 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,658 Okay. I get it, I get it. 248 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,411 But just tell me, does Jenny know who you really are? 249 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:39,497 - Jenny knows nothing. - Of course not. Ha, ha. 250 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,919 But, anyway, I just wanna thank you so much for saving my life. 251 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,507 Can't you just tell me your name, Agent...? 252 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,801 Carmichael. 253 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,430 Special Agent Charles Carmichael. 254 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,773 This is not a negotiation. 255 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,777 Okay, Ratner. Here's how this is gonna go down. 256 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,947 Wait. You're our waiter from the restaurant. 257 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,576 - Man, we really screwed you on the tip. - You want in to witness protection? 258 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,786 You're gonna have to scratch our back too. 259 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,663 What do you mean? 260 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,791 Those goons from last night, they don't report to their boss... 261 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,961 ...he's gonna want a follow-up meet. We're gonna cover that drop. 262 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,171 He contact you yet? 263 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:34,677 I'm sorry, but I'd prefer to deal only with Special Agent Carmichael. 264 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,640 The man saved my life last night. 265 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,646 Is that right, Special Agent Carmichael? 266 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,357 Uh. 267 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,986 Ha, it's funny. 268 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,990 You should really see me scale buildings with suction cups, because I'm-- 269 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,203 I'm very good at that. I only dabble in the violence, so... 270 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,914 Modesty doesn't suit you, Mad Dog. 271 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,669 Mad Dog? Why do they call him that? 272 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,513 Oh. 273 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,603 Listen, I gotta know where your next meet's at, okay? 274 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,940 And I'll ask you real polite-like. My partner here, he's a maniac. 275 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,360 Listen, that's fine if it's to protect you... 276 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,863 ...but you don't wanna be on the receiving end of Mad Dog. 277 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:39,534 You know how I got this, huh? 278 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,494 I parked in his spot once. 279 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:46,207 This scar reminds me every day, don't mess with Mad Dog. 280 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,418 Now, I'm gonna ask you-- I'm gonna-- Let me ask you one more time. 281 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,881 - Where's the meet? - Look, I don't know, okay? 282 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,217 He texts me, that's it. That's all I know. 283 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,723 He's all yours, Mad Dog. 284 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,102 Wait, wait. Wait a minute. This is him. 285 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,272 Right now. He's texting me right now. This is him. 286 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:14,485 He wants to meet tonight. But that doesn't work for me. I can't meet tonight. 287 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,572 Tonight's my reunion. My wife has been looking forward to this. 288 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,491 She wants to be Reunion Queen. I couldn't disappoint her. 289 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,909 Stop talking. 290 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,621 - You'll meet him there. - I-- I don't know about this. 291 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,082 No one's gonna mess with you, man. 292 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,792 I got your back. 293 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,422 Okay. Okay, I'll do it. 294 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,884 No! 295 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,095 This can't be right. No, no, no! 296 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,889 No! 297 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,934 No! How did this happen? No! 298 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,270 What are you doing here? I thought it was your day off. 299 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,065 Uh, yeah, I had to swing by the mall to pick something up for Sarah. 300 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,484 - What's going on with Lester? - What is happening? 301 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,486 Is this broken? Are you broken? 302 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,489 No, he's been on it for like 15 minutes. 303 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,659 - Hey. What's going on? Everything okay? - Chuck. 304 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,454 Chuck, thank God you're here. You'll know what to do. 305 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,333 Look, the new Friendly Negotiation sales strategy worked brilliantly, right? 306 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,127 We moved the largest volume of merchandise in four years. 307 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,506 But no matter how many times I crunch the numbers, we're still out 2,700 bucks. 308 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,676 Well, you forgot to carry the one, so, actually, it's 3,700. 309 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,803 What? Oh, my God. 310 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,014 I'm sorry I let you down. 311 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,725 All right, come on. Pull yourself together here, man. 312 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,144 We are up excrement creek without a paddle. 313 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,648 So we're looking for ideas to make a lot of cash by tonight. Any ideas? 314 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,942 My mom knows a dude who will torch the place. 315 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,152 - Our troubles will go up in flames. - Yeah. 316 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:42,365 While I'm impressed by the outside-of-the-box nature of Jeff's pitch... 317 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,659 ...I'm thinking maybe a simpler solution. 318 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,245 When we were in high school and hard up for cash... 319 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:51,332 ...when your parents were out of town, we'd host a kegger and charge by the head. 320 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,211 That's great, Chuck. That's what we're gonna do. 321 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,338 - Yes. - No, no, no. I was-- 322 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,507 That was a good idea when we were 16. 323 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,551 - Invite people from the mall. - I can call my best friend, Beer. 324 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,595 See if he can make it on short notice. 325 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,223 This could actually work. This could actually work. 326 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:11,018 Great. Good. Glad I'll be a hundred miles away. 327 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,283 Let go of me. 328 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,214 - Come on. Stop. Let me out of here. - Hey, Jenny. 329 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,178 You must be getting pretty lonely with your dad locked up. 330 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,264 Oh, my God. 331 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,891 Call me if you ever need a man around the house. 332 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,409 - What? - Brought you a present. 333 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,827 Well, it's not my birthday. 334 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:15,333 Oh, one down, 364-and-a-quarter possibilities to go. 335 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,460 Just open the box. 336 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,717 What do I need a new dress for? 337 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:28,262 You're gonna see this as glass half-empty, but it's a real opportunity-- 338 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,931 - Spill it. - We have to go to your reunion. 339 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:35,686 Look, I know that you don't like talking about your past, much less revisiting it. 340 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,980 But the reunion is where the drop's going down. 341 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,275 Look, I'm sorry. It's just... 342 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,862 High school, it was a tough time for me, okay? 343 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,366 Tell me about it. I get that. Trying to figure out who you are... 344 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:52,495 ...and what you're gonna do with your life while constantly distracted with hormones. 345 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,789 It was more than that for me. 346 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,295 Hey. 347 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,257 It'll be okay. Trust me. 348 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:10,137 Besides, everybody remembers high school way worse than it was. 349 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,774 You look great. 350 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:27,863 - Welcome, Cougar. Class of '98, ha-ha-ha. - Hi. Jennifer Burton. 351 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,074 Hmm. "Burton." 352 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,160 - Oh, here. - Thanks. 353 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:34,745 Wait. You're Jenny Burton? 354 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,832 I am if it says I am. 355 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,504 Oh, my gosh. 356 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,881 Hey, hey, hey. 357 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,846 No one's gonna mess with you, Sarah, okay? I got your back. 358 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,852 Wow. 359 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,022 - It's not that bad, it's not that bad. - Mm-hm. 360 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,045 Thank you. 361 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,382 The only difference between high school and a high-school reunion... 362 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,218 ...is that you don't get suspended for being drunk. 363 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,732 Wanna dance? Fortunately for you, I was at the top of my game in '98. 364 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,319 Oh, little bit of that. Little bit-- Come back. Oh, and then mirror that. 365 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,905 You know, just kind of-- What? What is it? You okay? 366 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:55,618 So my buddies and I checked out the room and picked the best-looking girl here. 367 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,578 Decided to come introduce myself... 368 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,498 ...to the woman I'll be waking up with tomorrow. 369 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,418 - Dick Duffy. - And I'm Chuck, Jenny's boyfriend. So... 370 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,922 Jenny? Wait. Jenny Burton? 371 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:11,258 Damn. Ten years has been very sweet to you. 372 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,970 - Thank you. - Ten years is a hell of a long time. 373 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,431 Especially to someone living in an 8-by-10 cell. 374 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,101 How is your dad? 375 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,114 Nachos. Nachos. I smell nachos. That's gonna hit the spot. 376 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,367 Let's get some nachos. Bye, Dick. 377 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,536 - I think that's the guy. - What guy? 378 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,455 I just flashed on Duffy. What'd you do, attend Bad Guy High? 379 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,999 - What? - Duffy has some connection to the mob. 380 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:47,795 I'm sure he's the guy Ratner's supposed to connect with to hand off the plans. 381 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,797 Makes sense. He's always been a jerk. 382 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,550 Okay, you go catch Ratner up. Have him set up the meet. 383 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,843 - I'll tip off the DJ. - Why? Why the DJ? 384 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,823 Look at this. We're in the sweet spot. People are loving this. 385 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:19,368 I can't believe this is actually working. Hey, hey, take off your shoes. 386 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:23,622 - Please, let's tell them to wipe their feet. - Right. Yeah, I will. 387 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,751 Keep it-- If you could just keep it down, that'd be... 388 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:32,172 Pizza fingers off the merchandise there, please. Okay, this is getting-- Dude. 389 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:41,015 Please, man, we gotta be considerate of the neighbors, okay? Oh, no, no, no. 390 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,517 Is this how you people treat your own homes? 391 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,853 My bosses at Langley have informed me... 392 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,522 ...that that's the guy who's been texting you. 393 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,399 Our target is Dick Duffy? 394 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,193 Of course. 395 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,363 The guy who terrorized me in high school... 396 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,575 ...is now gonna terrorize the entire world with my super-bomber. 397 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:03,037 You're gonna be just fine. You have my personal guarantee. 398 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,210 Uh, excuse me, Dick? 399 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:16,383 I believe I'm supposed to see you about a certain transaction. 400 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:21,055 Ratner. You're the last guy I thought I'd be having this conversation with. 401 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,974 All right, fine. Meet me outside in five minutes. 402 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,646 Welcome, class of '98. 403 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,607 Go, Cougars. 404 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,243 Never should've stolen the bomber plans. I should've gone right to you guys. 405 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,622 But they threatened my wife. I wasn't thinking straight. 406 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,334 See, I'm just a guy who likes math, you know? 407 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,672 And somehow I got a beautiful girl like that to fall in love with me. 408 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:58,467 I have to pinch myself sometimes. It's like I'm dreaming. 409 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,770 Ah, forget it, Agent Carmichael. 410 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,983 I mean, how can I expect a cool guy like you to understand? 411 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,319 You know what, Mark? 412 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:22,783 Sometimes the nerd gets the girl. 413 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,583 In the middle of something? 414 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:34,128 Got time for you. Where's your boyfriend at? 415 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,004 Don't worry about him. 416 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:41,635 Can't believe you're that same Jenny from high school. You've changed so much. 417 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,971 Well, I'm still the same girl on the inside. 418 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,181 Bet you miss your daddy. 419 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,226 He's been gone so long. 420 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,896 But you know, baby, you can always call me Daddy. 421 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,150 Ooh. 422 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:59,153 - That's all right, I like my ladies rough. - Ugh! 423 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,991 Great. 424 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,077 We know he's a perv. Don't know if he's the perp. 425 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,913 Yeah. Sorry. I'm just working out some childhood issues. 426 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,254 Knockoff watches, bootleg DVDs. 427 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,758 Came out here to sell Ratner a dime bag. Guy's small-time. 428 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,843 So if Duffy isn't our guy, then who is? 429 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,767 My husband spilled everything. That's him and his handler. 430 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,936 I overheard them talking. He's some CIA badass named Carmichael. 431 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,357 Kill them both. 432 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:23,111 - Give him to me. - Find your own freaking fish. 433 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,532 Give me that fish. 434 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,867 Agh! You fool. You fool. 435 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,286 Norman! 436 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,134 That's it. 437 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,012 Party's over. Get out! 438 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,474 Right now! 439 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:04,862 I mean, was I born to be a lawman? No. 440 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:08,365 I'd say it's more of a calling. I got a bit of the shine. 441 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,127 Oh, no. 442 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,213 - What's, "Oh, no"? - Slight wrinkle. Gotta improvise. 443 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,923 Move. 444 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:33,640 Welcome, James Buchanan High class of '98. Go, Cougars. 445 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:43,025 Uh, for those of you who remember me, I clearly need no introduction. 446 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:46,820 And for those of you who don't, I'm not up here to talk about myself anyway. 447 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:51,033 No. I'm here to talk to you about some people that will cause you to flash. 448 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,367 Flash back, that is. 449 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,579 So maybe with a few hints and a little bit of luck... 450 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,540 ...we can find two Cougars and throw some love on them. 451 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:04,504 How about this guy, huh? Michael Adler. Drooled his way through Spanish class. 452 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,549 I know you do, Michael. Ha-ha-ha. 453 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,844 And, uh, who else do we have? Ha-ha-ha. 454 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,263 - She's a part of this. - You go. I got these two. 455 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,308 Oh, how about, uh, how about this guy here? Come on, folks. 456 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:20,520 I know you know him. Chippy. Our one and only Chippy Sternin. 457 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:24,816 Remember? All-star pole-vaulter, who was unfortunately sidelined... 458 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,611 - ...with a horrible case of impetigo. - Move it. Let's go. 459 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,572 I was rooting for you. I thought you were gonna go all-state. 460 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,783 It wasn't in the cards. 461 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,993 Who's drunk? You're drunk... 462 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,456 Heather? 463 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:46,880 - Why'd you do it, Heather? - Revenge of the cheerleaders. 464 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,966 We marry the geeks because they get rich. 465 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,218 But my husband wasn't ambitious enough. 466 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,638 And these Russians offered me a lot of money. 467 00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:01,395 Who do you work for? I can help you. 468 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,439 I'm self-employed. 469 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:08,694 Your name has been at the top of my list of people who need a good ass-kicking. 470 00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,076 Get in the locker now, Ratner. 471 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:19,997 You have three seconds to tell me where the plans are. 472 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,250 One. 473 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,918 Two. 474 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,882 Agent Carmichael, help. 475 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:34,845 Before I go, here's a classic from 1998. 476 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:45,605 Help. Let me out. Hello? 477 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,673 You should've been suspicious of me right off. 478 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:15,302 I mean, why would a girl like me ever fall in love with a dorky nerd like him? 479 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,054 Uh, you'd be surprised. 480 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:33,737 Thanks a lot, Mad Dog. 481 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,823 Always count on you to be in the right place at the right time. 482 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,334 I knew you wouldn't let me down, Agent Carmichael. 483 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,586 - Ah. - Mm. 484 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:55,967 I'm glad I'm not the one who has to tell Ratner about his wife's involvement in this. 485 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:58,845 Humph, that's why love is for suckers. 486 00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,680 Yeah. Hey, you seen Sarah anywhere? 487 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,183 Humph, sucker. 488 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,773 Now, I gotta ask... 489 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:13,026 ...how'd you wind up working for the feds? 490 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:16,196 I mean, if you had told me in high school... 491 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,074 ...that Jenny Burton wanted to grow up to be an agent... 492 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:23,662 ...I would've said, "Dream, jailbird's daughter. Dream." 493 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:27,624 Guess you didn't follow in Daddy's footsteps after all. 494 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:48,895 Go, Cougars. 495 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:02,993 And queen of the class of 1998's 10-year reunion is... 496 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,704 ...Jennifer Burton. Ha, ha! 497 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:09,082 Jenny? 498 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,667 Where are you? 499 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:14,546 - There you are. - Hey. 500 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:18,091 - Yeah, Jenny. - Come on up here, Jenny. 501 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,432 See you at the 20th, Jenny. 502 00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,696 Wow. 503 00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:44,910 Don't worry, we'll fix this. It'll be all good. 504 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,953 It'll be all good. 505 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,493 Come on. We're almost there. Big Mike's gonna be here any minute. Let's go. 506 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,874 Listen up, listen up, listen up. 507 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,336 Um, first of all, I just want to acknowledge... 508 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,339 ...that I know that I'm not the easiest man to work for. 509 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,967 But I wanna thank you for all your hard work... 510 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,843 ...and mean it this time. 511 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:49,474 I mean, guys, what we have accomplished here is incredible. 512 00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:55,522 And each and every one of you is a big, bright, shining star. 513 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:59,359 Oh, mothercrapper, the fish. The fish. 514 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:17,752 Glue's still a little wet, but we had no choice, dude. 515 00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,797 Morgan. 516 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,008 You did all this for me... 517 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,927 ...when I haven't always been very kind to you? 518 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,348 - May I ask you why? - Heh. 519 00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:34,019 I don't know, man. I thought, you know, if I was there for you selflessly... 520 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:37,188 ...that you would see people are essentially kind at heart. 521 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:45,071 You know? And maybe you wouldn't walk around so afraid in this world, heh. 522 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:51,494 Dude, are you crying? Come on, I'm just doing my job. 523 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,204 Oh, Mike's coming. Gotta go. 524 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:55,874 Work you've done here is outstanding. 525 00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,045 Everyone's on time. The store's tidy. Even smells like a pine-scented forest. 526 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,213 Nice touch, Patel. 527 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:09,888 Will you look at these sales totals? 528 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:15,101 With the kind of business you've done in my absence, I should go away more often. 529 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:19,105 Sir, if I might, um, the truth is that the pressure of management... 530 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:20,607 ...it's just too much. 531 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:25,945 I would really appreciate it if I could just resume my former position. 532 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,323 - You sure, son? - Yes. 533 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:30,283 Yes. Thank you. 534 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:35,914 What the hell? Norman? 535 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,126 Isn't that supposed to be a raw steak? 536 00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:42,420 Not on a Buy More salary, thank you very much. 537 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:46,007 I did scrape together enough cash to get you a cooked one as well. 538 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:49,677 - Medium rare with extra pickles. - Extra pickle? 539 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:51,846 Come on, who do you think you're dealing with here? 540 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:55,141 Well, I never doubted you, Special Agent Charles Carmichael. 541 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,061 So I guess the big secret about you... 542 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,815 ...is that you used to be just a typical high-school student. 543 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,985 Wish I knew what happened to change that. 544 00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:31,719 Nice toss. 545 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,013 Who are you? 546 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:36,891 I'm the man who put your father in prison. 547 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,772 The question is... 548 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:44,691 ...who are you? 549 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:48,528 In San Diego, you go by Jenny Burton. 550 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:51,197 In Wisconsin, it's Katie O'Connell. 551 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:55,577 Cleveland, it's Rebecca Franko. Funny thing is... 552 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:59,956 - ...when I looked at your birth certificate-- - I get your point. What do you want? 553 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,876 Your father scammed some pretty dangerous people. 554 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:05,253 I saved his life by putting him in jail. 555 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:09,549 Well, don't expect a thank-you note. 556 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,384 I can save your life too. 557 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,895 No, not that way. 558 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,856 Your dad trained you pretty well. 559 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,568 CIA can do even better. 560 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:33,573 You like names so much, hmm? 561 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:37,160 What do you think about Sarah Walker? 562 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:44,292 Sarah Walker, hello? 563 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,087 Okay, fine. 564 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:51,257 I'll answer one question about my past. You've earned that much. 565 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,136 Hmm. 566 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:00,600 No, thanks. 567 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,980 I don't need to know more, not about who you were. 568 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:10,235 Because as much as you don't think so, I know who you are. 569 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:14,113 A girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with. 570 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:24,415 - Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife. - Oh, that won't be necessary. 571 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:30,129 - That's awesome, and a little disturbing. Ha-ha-ha. 572 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,551 Oh, this is gonna be messy. 573 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,471 Do you want a big half or a small half? 574 00:42:38,495 --> 00:42:40,495 http://hiqve.com/ 47731

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