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PHONE ALARM CHIMES
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Oh, four new followers.
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One DM.
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Who's VDV Property Management?
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Oh!
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George, come on. School!
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GanGan's still in there.
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There's only one shower!
Mummy, hurry up!
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Why are you wearing gloves?
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I'm reviewing anti-aging
hand masks for my TikTok.
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Are you being paid to do that?
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No, it doesn't work like that.
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Mummy, please hurry up!
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The kids have school and I've
got to be at my co-lab for 9.00.
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Well, it's not my fault
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you've downsized to a
single-bathroom abode, darling.
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Why couldn't you just have a bath
after the school run, Mummy?
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No, I'm off out. I need to check
how my new sauna's coming along,
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see when I can move back home.
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No, Mummy, you said you'd be in
to sign for my new ring light.
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Why do you need another one?
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One to light my face
and one to light my hands.
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Mummy, everyone knows influencing
is 80% lighting.
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What's the other 20%? Narcissism?
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Can't you get that hunky guy in the
cellar to collect your parcel?
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He's not a hunk.
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Who uses the word "hunky" anyway?
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SHE SIGHS
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Can someone help me with this knob?
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Yeah, hi, I'm getting a very
expensive ring light delivered
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this morning, and my mother
was supposed to wait in for it,
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and now she's going out, so can you
be in to sign for it, please?
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Yeah, because I'm paid
to be your concierge.
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I've got a job, Amanda. Do you not
remember the old school hymn
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"When I needed a neighbour,
were you there, were you there?"
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But I'm not going to be there
because I've got a job.
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Oh, my God, is that Miss Clacy?
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Is that even legal
if she's your kid's PE teacher?
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Goodbye, Amanda.
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Oh!
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You've seriously never
heard of a batonnet, Diego?
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Yes, it's a carrot stick, you dick.
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Oh, here she is! Hi, Amanda!
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You know, I still can't believe
our two babbies are an item. Mm.
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I'm like the Carole Middleton
to your Queen Camilla.
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Anne, at least let me be Lady Di.
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Listen, guys, guys - strap in.
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Mega gossip download.
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Mal is sleeping with Miss Clacy.
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Hold on a sec.
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Mal is shagging the PE teacher
from Haycroft? Yes.
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Surely that's breaking a law?
That is exactly what I said.
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I saw them yesterday
canoodling on my front doorstep.
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Good for him. She's a ride.
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Er, excuse me?
What? She is a ride!
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I'm allowed to find
other women rides.
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I mean, you said the other day you
thought Mishal Husain off the news
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was a ride.
Oh, she IS a ride.
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Sh, sh. Here he comes.
Don't say a word, Anne.
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Mal, I never knew
you had a girlfriend.
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I don't.
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Well, what's all this we hear
about you and Miss Clacy?
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Thank you, Amanda.
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Siobhan's not my girlfriend. She
just stayed over a couple of nights.
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Well, things must be getting
fairly serious
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if you're at the
staying over stage.
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Please no-one ever tell Anne
about chemsex parties.
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Don't you think Miss Clacy
is a bit young for you, Mal?
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She's nearly 30.
What's the big deal? I am single.
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Oh, I remember the last day
I was single.
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It was the 19th of April 1993.
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The day I met Chris, yeah.
How old were you then? 13.
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And before you ask, he was 11. Yeah.
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But he actually had the energy
of a 12 and a half year old
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so it wasn't that weird.
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I'm actually dipping my toe in the
dating pond myself, as it happens.
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Yeah, no, he's a property developer
from South Africa,
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and he lives in Wapping now.
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And, yeah, we've been
sliding into each other's DMs.
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Well, you need to watch yourself
out there, Amanda. Yeah?
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Because I've listened to
that podcast Sweet Bobby... Oh, God!
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Not everyone is a Tinder swindler.
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I mean, if I was a frumpy Mary,
yeah, I would be suspicious,
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but rich men fall for attractive
women all the time.
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It's perfectly natural.
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Watch out! Ball! Ooh!
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LAUGHTER
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It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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You think that's clever?
Oh, lighten up, Anne.
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Are you coming for a bacon sarnie
after, Mands?
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Oh, Fi, I've got to go to
the DHL depot in Heathrow
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to retrieve my ring light
before it gets sent back to China.
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A ring light lights your ring,
right?
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No, Fi. My mother was supposed to
be in when it was delivered
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but she's just out now,
spunking my inheritance
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on brunches and saunas and
God knows what else she gets up to.
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I think it's great your mum's
got a social life.
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Yeah, but she's really cagey
about it.
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Well, maybe she's taken a lover too.
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As if!
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Why not? She's a handsome woman.
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Oh, my God!
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Do you think my mother is hot?
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100%. Helen Mirren vibes.
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Oh, that's funny. People often say
I'm like a young Mirren.
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People often say I look like
a young Gloria Hunniford.
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Oh, now that, I get.
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No, wait, hang on, hang on. I just
need to get eyes on Darius. Hang on.
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I've just installed a tracker
on him.
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Oh.
Well, that's very FBI of you, Anne.
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Well, look, it's dead easy.
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I just took one of those Bluetooth
fobs and I sewed it into his jacket.
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No, they're really great, those.
I've got one on my keys.
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Where are my keys?
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Nah. I'm not microchipping them
like they're cats.
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You've got to trust your kid,
you know?
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What if something awful
happens to Morten?
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What if she falls down, like,
a manhole or something?
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Anne, I've never heard of anyone
falling down a manhole.
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Well, excuse me,
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but I had a cousin who fell through
a trap door into a pub cellar
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because they didn't lock it properly
after a Guinness delivery.
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But he was given Six Nations tickets
as a compensation.
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Anne, there is nothing in that story
I can relate to.
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Fallowfoam Oil Balm.
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Skin so soft.
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Brandi Saxon Hand Serum.
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Gorgeous texture, smells incredible.
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Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed,
obsessed.
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Posturefoam hand balm.
It's so nourishing.
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And organic.
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Smells so yummy, so hydrating.
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Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed,
obsessed.
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No, no, no, you take the gorge
and I'll take the castle.
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Oh, God. Manus.
Are you looking where they're going?
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Manus. Manus! Manus!
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Darling, there is
a Kyiv for you and GanGan.
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Will you help her
with the air fryer?
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Because she won't have a clue
how to use it.
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Oh, there you are!
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You were supposed to be back
at 7.00, Mummy. I need to leave.
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Well, I'm here now, aren't I?
Where have you been all day, anyway?
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What is this,
the Spanish Inquisition?
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Oh, God, it's been years
since I've been on a proper date.
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Is it too much?
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You look tiptop.
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Now, two bits of advice.
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Yeah?
One -
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don't tell him you have kids.
Men run a mile.
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I realised quickly that it was best
to keep that under my hat.
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Me.
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Me under your hat, Mummy.
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And number two - check his
wedding ring finger for an indent.
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He's not married, Mummy.
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Darling, they never are.
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HORN HONKS
That's my taxi. Wish me luck.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Manus.
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Manus. Manus? Manus, darling. Manus!
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Manus!
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Darling, how about I teach you to
mix a daiquiri this evening?
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Oh!
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Hi.
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Howzit, Amanda from Sensuous?
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SenUous.
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And you must be Johannes
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from Johannes Van Der Velde
Property Management Limited.
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Ja. Look at you, girl.
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Mm-mm! You ain't too bad yourself.
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HE CHUCKLES
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By the way, I can't believe you
booked us a table at Double Shin.
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I was actually a guest of honour
at the soft opening a few weeks ago.
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The owner's a dear, dear friend
of mine. Della Fry.
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Ah, I've never heard of her.
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I booked this place cos it was
the only restaurant in the area
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that wasn't a chicken shop
or attached to a bowling alley.
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Shall we?
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Hi.
Hey.
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Do you guys have a reservation?
Ja.
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Van Der Velde at 7.30.
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Is Della in tonight?
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Ja. Della Fry is in every night.
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I knew that.
Um, could we pop back and say hi?
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If you just tell her it's Amanda.
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No. Sorry, she's busy.
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Oh, that's fine.
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Hello!
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Della! Della!
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Hey.
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She's so great.
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OK.
Thank you so much.
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Della! There she is!
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Hello.
I'd love you to meet...
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Johannes.
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I'm trying to seduce
your smoking hot friend.
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Well, I'm sure that won't be hard.
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Shall I show you to your seats?
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What table are they at, Sandy?
Table 14.
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Great, great. Which one's 14?
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Toilet table.
Oh, yeah, good.
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OK, follow me.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Thank you. This is lovely.
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What do you want to watch? Saltburn?
Mm. OK.
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Who wants a hotty choccy?
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No. Go away.
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Er, Georgina, you couldn't give me
a hand with my necklace, could you?
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I had to take it off earlier
for my mammogram.
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That's my mother's engagement ring.
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I hope that one day Darius will
give it to his one true love.
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It doesn't fit me any more
after my hands swelled
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after having the twins.
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Would you like to give it
a go there, Georgie?
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Let's, erm, let's go
and play table tennis. Yeah.
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Ah.
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Saltburn?
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Give it a go.
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And a glass of the, erm,
Morgenhof Estate, please.
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Thank you.
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I actually went to school
with the guy who owns the vineyard,
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Jonty Morgenhof.
Lovely.
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Er, can I be honest with you?
Yes.
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I was kind of worried
that you wouldn't look as hot IRL
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as you do on your socials.
Like, you might be a total dog.
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But you are insanely hot, Amanda!
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Oh! And if this is all
tweaks and fillers, I don't care.
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No, it's all au naturel-ish.
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Thanks.
Erm, cheers!
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Cheers!
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Olive?
Nah.
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I'm avoiding brine at the moment.
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High blood pressure.
Oh.
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Mm.
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I saw you looking at my ring finger.
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OK. Nosey birdy.
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Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!
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Drum roll, please.
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What?
I said drum roll, please!
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OK!
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Tada! See, look - no ring!
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OBJECT CLATTERS
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Oh, shit, my wedding ring.
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HE CHUCKLES I'm kidding!
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It's my signet ring, Amanda.
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00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,999
I was winding you up!
246
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,799
Look, it goes on my pinky.
247
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,319
I'm not married, Amanda!
248
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,799
OK, OK!
249
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,159
And before you ask, no,
I don't usually DM pretty chicks
250
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,039
and no, I don't live with my mother.
251
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,519
I'm quite a simple guy.
252
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:53,159
I'm filthy rich, I never married,
I've never had kids.
253
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,559
Are you gay?
254
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,759
THEY CHUCKLE
255
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,919
Girl, I just drove all the way
to South Harlesden
256
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,479
to kiss a total hottie.
257
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,680
Of course I'm not gay.
258
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,320
Well... who says we're going to kiss?
259
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,439
HE YELLS IN FRIGHT
260
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,799
Oh!
261
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,479
Mother, go in!
262
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,639
Sorry, that's my mother.
263
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,119
Oh, my God!
264
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,599
I'm sorry.
265
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,199
I'm sorry. That's so embarrassing.
266
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,999
I can see where you got your looks.
267
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,559
She must've been young
when she had you.
268
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,959
Shall we stop talking about
my mother?
269
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,760
Cos it's sort of killing the mood.
Ja.
270
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,759
PHONE RINGS
271
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,319
Sorry. I'm just going to...
I will just put this on silent.
272
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,240
Sorry! There we go. Sorry.
273
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,999
Actually, I will...
274
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,479
I should probably take it because
it might be about my daughter.
275
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,359
You have a kid?
276
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,399
Yes, erm, two.
277
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,399
Brilliant. I love kids.
278
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,079
What is it Anne?
Oh, hi.
279
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,799
Do you have eyes on Darius?
280
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,599
Because he was supposed to be
walking Georgie home,
281
00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,999
and I'm looking on the tracker here,
282
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,439
and he's been out there
a good 15 minutes.
283
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:06,120
You wouldn't put my mind at rest and
just check any drains or manholes?
284
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,239
Oh, shit!
285
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,279
They're here, yes. Yes, he's here.
286
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,319
WHISPERS: Get down!
287
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,719
I'll send him home, Anne. Bye!
288
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,519
Do you think they saw us?
289
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,839
No ways.
290
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,039
They were too busy
playing tonsil hockey themselves.
291
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,399
I'm going to have to pretend
that you're my Uber driver
292
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,599
because I do not want my daughter
to know that... OK, no problem.
293
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,880
I love a bit of role play.
294
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,479
Thank you, Uber driver.
295
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,999
Five stars.
296
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,400
You'd better give me a big tip.
297
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,199
HORN HONKS
298
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,800
All right, guys. Party's over.
299
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,759
Wait, Georgie,
what's that on your neck?
300
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,279
Oh, my God, is that a love bite?
301
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,000
Oh, please! Inside!
302
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,679
You can talk.
303
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,199
You were just making out
with a drug dealer.
304
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,599
Oh, my God! He's not a drug dealer.
305
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,319
If you must know, I was on a date.
306
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:58,759
And it's kind of casual, but, yeah,
he's really great, so...
307
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,040
Erm, maybe we could go on
a double date together.
308
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,559
Yeah, that could be fun.
309
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,399
I was joking.
310
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,959
Yeah, no, so was I joking!
311
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,160
Darius, go home! Shoo!
312
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,639
Oh, somebody looks like the cat
that's got the cream.
313
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,639
WHISPERS: Sh, keep your voice down.
Kids.
314
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,639
I hope he didn't make you go Dutch
or something ghastly.
315
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,119
No, he was the perfect gentleman.
316
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,599
He paid for everything,
and he didn't mind that I had kids.
317
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,320
And no sign of a wedding ring,
so I think I hit the jackpot, Mummy.
318
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,199
Good for you.
319
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,999
Sex shouldn't stop
when you get older.
320
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,919
It's a very important part of life.
321
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,799
Right, can I use the ablutions
or is there another rush hour?
322
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,840
Just put the mat down, Mummy.
323
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,560
Love you too.
Bye.
324
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,119
Why would you want to suck
someone's neck till it gets bruised?
325
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,039
Oh, we all went through
the love bite phase.
326
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,159
It doesn't really last that long,
but God, it's intense.
327
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,279
You'll miss love bites
when they're gone.
328
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,839
It's like a reverse horror movie,
329
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,079
When the neck sucking stops,
what are they sucking next?
330
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,479
Here, how's your mum's back, Mands?
331
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,479
Fine. I mean, she's got scoliosis
332
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,639
from years of looking down
on people. Why?
333
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,199
She, er, cancelled brunch this
morning for an
334
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,919
emergency chiropractor appointment.
What?!
335
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:50,079
She told me she was going to
the V&A. She's so sneaky!
336
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,359
You know, I found a brand-new
pair of men's pyjamas
337
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,639
stashed under her bed. I think
it's great that she's getting laid.
338
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,079
Why is she keeping it a secret?
339
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,799
Maybe she doesn't want
everyone to know about it.
340
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,279
Speaking of which, how's it going
with your new boyfriend?
341
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,079
Anne!
342
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,359
Shut up! Maybe I don't want
everyone to know either!
343
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,759
But since you asked,
it's going really well, thank you.
344
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,800
Yeah, we're going up to
his penthouse tonight, actually.
345
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,040
Oh!
Look how big his balcony is!
346
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,719
Jeez!
347
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,719
The guy really likes his emojis.
348
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,439
Yeah. What's wrong with that?
349
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,199
I didn't say anything
was wrong with that.
350
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,079
Do you not send Miss Clacy emojis?
351
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,760
No! We just send each other
voice notes. Oh, God.
352
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,919
Yeah. I told you she's too young
for you. What?
353
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,559
It's just a phone call
that you do one side at a time.
354
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,319
So you guys are going proper steady
now? Have you told the kiddos?
355
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,919
No, because that would be crazy, Fi.
356
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,279
But at this rate,
it probably won't be long.
357
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,359
Have you told Ned
about Miss Clacy yet?
358
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,679
Noooooo!
359
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,119
You know, it's a very
loose arrangement,
360
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,799
and obviously she's his teacher.
361
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,919
Plus she's closer in age to Ned
than you.
362
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,399
Age ain't nothing but a number.
363
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,119
You know who wrote that song?
364
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,160
Yeah, I know.
365
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,159
Who wrote that song?
R Kelly.
366
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,639
Your Kelly wrote that?
367
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,800
Fair play to her.
368
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,079
And then he goes dancing round
the stately home
369
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,559
naked as the day he was born,
370
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,439
and I should know, because I was
there the day he was born. Yeah.
371
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,239
His mammy was on the same ward as
Sinead when she was having Michael.
372
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,879
So that's the second time now
I've seen Barry Keoghan's mickey.
373
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,559
Lads, look, sorry, I just...
374
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,799
I wanted to introduce you
to the Irish contingent.
375
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,119
Hiya!
Hey!
376
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,719
Pat, this is Georgie.
377
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,519
How are you, Georgie?
Darius' lovely girlfriend.
378
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,079
You're all going to love her.
379
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,359
And, Georgie, this is Pat...
Hiya!
380
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,999
..Lorraine...
Hey, Georgie!
381
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,519
..Pat, and her husband Edgar.
Hiya.
382
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,679
And then there's Pat, Pat, Lisa,
Pat, and her daughter Saoirse...
383
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,999
VARIOUS GREETINGS
384
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,399
..and that's my other sister, Pat...
Hiya!
385
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,239
..and her husband Pat.
386
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,639
How are you going, Anne?
387
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,799
Oh! Finn! Eoin!
Do you want to talk to your aunties?
388
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,800
Right. I'll leave you to it.
389
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,640
Darius, we need to talk.
390
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,879
Drink in that view!
391
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,119
Ja.
392
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,479
Wow!
393
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,119
You can see all the way to the
Rotherhithe Tunnel
394
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,759
that takes the A101
under the Thames.
395
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,239
Ja!
396
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,280
Please.
397
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Oh, God, it's so nice to share
this massive balcony with someone.
398
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,519
It's so peaceful.
399
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,679
Ja.
400
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,479
LOUD CLUNK, WHIRRING Christ!
401
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,839
Oh, that's just the air conditioning
unit for the building. OK.
402
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,959
SHOUTING: I'm so used to it
I don't even hear it any more.
403
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,959
Don't worry,
it doesn't last very long.
404
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,879
NORMAL VOLUME: See?
It's stopped now. OK!
405
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,919
SHE CHUCKLES
406
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,200
Champagne?
Oh, lovely. Thank you.
407
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,639
Where's Georgie?
408
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,399
She dumped me, Mum.
409
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,600
She what?!
410
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,320
I don't know what I did wrong.
411
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,799
AIR CONDITIONER WHIRS LOUDLY
412
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,159
Ah, this view is incredible,
isn't it?
413
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,399
AIR CONDITIONER STOPS
414
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,439
I love coming out here
and just forgetting all my problems.
415
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,520
Oh, that'd be nice.
416
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,359
You OK? Share your burden.
417
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,519
I'm a terrific listener.
418
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,479
Oh, no, it's just my mother. Yeah.
419
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,759
Ah, shame. Is she OK?
420
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,839
Yeah. She's been acting
really weirdly lately.
421
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,879
I mean, I think she's got
a boyfriend, but I just...
422
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,839
I don't know why
she's not telling me, so...
423
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,039
Very boring, sorry.
It's probably nothing at all.
424
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,799
No, no, look. I don't want to
put the shits up you -
425
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,559
I mean, I can think of some other
things I'd like to put up you -
426
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,359
but... No, you're right
to be worried,
427
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:46,479
because my mother was actually
catfished back in Joburg.
428
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,639
Oh, my God!
429
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,639
She was actually catfished twice.
430
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,560
The first time she was catfished
was an actual catfish attack.
431
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,679
But the second time
she was catfished was by
432
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,639
a very naughty gentleman from the
internet... Oh, gosh!
433
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,159
..who persuaded her to buy him lots
of gifts like expensive holidays...
434
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,239
AIR CONDITIONER WHIRS LOUDLY
..AND A PATEK PHILLIPE WATCH.
435
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,559
SORRY?
A PATEK PHILIPPE WATCH.
436
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,199
DID YOU SAY WATCH?
437
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,999
JA! A PATEK PHILIPPE WATCH.
438
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,879
AIR CONDITIONER STOPS
439
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,679
The whole saga really knocked
my poor mother's confidence.
440
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,839
Elderly women are very vulnerable.
441
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,799
PHONE RINGS Oh.
442
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,479
Sorry.
443
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,959
That's OK.
I'll just be two seconds.
444
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,759
Anne, if this is about Darius
being outside my house,
445
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,519
I'm not there right now.
It's awful!
446
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,119
They've broken up.
447
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,839
Darius and Georgie. They've split.
448
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,599
Oh, God, Anne, you made it
sound like something really bad
449
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,479
had happened.
It is something bad!
450
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,959
Darius is in a terrible state,
and Georgie's probably heartbroken.
451
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,519
OK. Thanks for letting me know,
Anne.
452
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,839
Yep. Bye.
453
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,679
Sorry, it's fine.
454
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,720
Oh, lovely! Thank you.
455
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,960
Mm.
456
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,800
Ah!
457
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,799
Ah!
Ah!
458
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,520
AIR CONDITIONER WHIRS LOUDLY
Oh, Christ!
459
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,559
I'M... JOHANNES, I'M SORRY,
I JUST...
460
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,119
I CAN'T RELAX.
I THINK I'VE GOT TO GO HOME.
461
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,839
YOU'RE GOING?
YEAH. I...
462
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,679
IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S FIRST
PROPER BOYFRIEND,
463
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,359
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT TO
BE HOME TO COMFORT HER.
464
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,279
WHAT?
LET'S DO LUNCH ON MONDAY.
465
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,599
I'LL CALL YOU.
OK!
466
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,000
I'LL CALL YOU.
467
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,520
Georgie, are you upstairs?
468
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,479
Oh, Morten!
469
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,239
Darling, it's all right.
470
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,479
I'm here now.
471
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,439
Sweetheart,
why didn't you answer your phone?
472
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,359
Ugh, Darius' mum called me,
like, 30 times, so I turned it off.
473
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,079
His mum was just really full-on.
474
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,359
She introduced Georgie to literally
his entire family.
475
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,959
God.
476
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,319
Sorry, did we mess up your date?
477
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,319
It wasn't a date. I'm not dating.
478
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,079
As long as you're all right.
479
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,199
Is it cool if Morten stays
for a sleepover?
480
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,959
Totes! Yeah. Just text your mums,
let them know you're here.
481
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,959
Oh, yeah, no.
Della knows where I am.
482
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,319
She has a tracking key ring on me
anyway. Oh!
483
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,200
But don't tell Fi
cos she will have a breakdown.
484
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,680
Can you leave now?
485
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,240
OK. I'll go.
486
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,279
Oh, Mummy, you're back!
487
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,719
How was your date?
488
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,119
Er... it was cut short.
489
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,799
Georgie and Darius broke up, but she
seems surprisingly fine about it.
490
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,079
Well, women have to be resilient.
491
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,839
Right, just off for my bath.
492
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,239
How was your day?
493
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,199
Fine, yes.
494
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,520
How's your back?
495
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,319
Fine.
496
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,440
Although I look forward
to not sleeping on a sofa bed.
497
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,920
PHONE CHIMES
498
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,280
All right, big man, be good.
I'll see you in a bit, then.
499
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:23,320
MUSIC: Goodbye My Lover
by James Blunt
500
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,359
You all right Anne?
501
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,440
Not really.
502
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,999
I'm getting over a break-up.
503
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,039
God. No, not you and Chris?
504
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,199
No. No, no, no.
505
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,759
Darius and Georgie.
506
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,039
Oh!
507
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,640
It's my first experience
of being dumped.
508
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,359
I thought I did everything right,
you know.
509
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,439
I introduced her to all the Pats,
I shared our family recipes,
510
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,519
I insisted on her calling me
mammy...
511
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,159
Whoa!
512
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,080
OK, no offence, Anne,
but that would make me run a mile.
513
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,679
Really?
514
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,880
Oh, God.
515
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,439
It wasn't him, it was me.
516
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,759
I'm the reason we broke up.
517
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,839
Erm... I can fix this.
518
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,959
Yeah, OK,
I don't think the solution here
519
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,559
is for you to get more involved.
520
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,159
But maybe next time
Darius has a girlfriend,
521
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,879
you give them some space.
522
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,360
Absolutely. Yeah. Space. Yeah.
523
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,799
Oh, you're really good at this.
524
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,959
How's everything going with you
and Miss Clacy?
525
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,679
Oh...
526
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,119
..I think I'm going to call it
a day. She's too young for me.
527
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,959
If this is cos of what the others
were saying,
528
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,959
just, like, don't listen to them.
529
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,520
She's too young for me.
She's too young for you. Yeah.
530
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,759
Move it! Action stations.
531
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,239
You're so late. Go, go, go!
532
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,560
Love you!
533
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,559
Have a wonderful day at work,
darling.
534
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,160
It's a co-lab.
535
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,360
Bye!
536
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,079
Hi, you OK?
Hi, Daniel.
537
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,279
Hiya. Erm, I'm going to be
a little bit late this morning.
538
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,959
What? Erm, something's happened
to my mother.
539
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,279
Well, what do you want me to do?
540
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,319
Er, God, I'm sorry... Amanda! ..the
reception's absolutely appalling.
541
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,360
I'm going to have to...
I need you to man the shop!
542
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,960
PHONE RINGS
543
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,559
Hi!
544
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,799
Hey, babe.
I'm just checking you like shrimp.
545
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,599
I'm putting together a little picnic
for our date later.
546
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,599
Oh, God! Erm, Johannes, er,
547
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,919
I'm so sorry,
I don't think I'm going to make it.
548
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,399
I've actually got to
go check on my mother.
549
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,279
Oh. OK.
550
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,079
Sure. Yeah, absolutely.
551
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,919
No, you should definitely
go and do that.
552
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,839
Erm, oh, wait, yeah.
553
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:44,039
Johannes, wait, listen,
er, Johannes er,
554
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,679
look, you are a great guy.
555
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,799
But honestly, between my mother
and my kids and my co-lab
556
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,639
and all the other shit
life's throwing at me,
557
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,359
I'm not sure I have the bandwidth
for a proper relationship.
558
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,520
Oh.
559
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,679
Shame.
560
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,119
Yeah.
No, I totally get it.
561
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,239
OK, great, well...
Well, shall we put a pin in it
562
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,440
and maybe circle back
when things are a bit less crazy?
563
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,240
Ja. Ja, sure, sure.
564
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,359
OK, well, er,
listen, Amanda, you take care.
565
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,240
Bye, Johannes. All the best.
566
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,240
"All the best." Ouch.
567
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,560
Hello, Mummy.
568
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,680
Hello, Daddy.
569
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,719
Felicity!
570
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,639
No, darling. I'm Felicity.
571
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,159
This is Amanda.
572
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,559
Oh, yes. Of course you are.
573
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,120
Nice pyjamas, Daddy.
574
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,280
The driver says he's
two minutes away.
575
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,119
How did you even know I was here?
576
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,079
Because, Mummy,
I was worried about you,
577
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,959
so I put a tracker in your handbag.
578
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,879
Well!
579
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,119
Aren't you Magnum PI?
580
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,479
Are you going to tell me
why you've been seeing him?
581
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,079
Because I feel sorry for him, OK?
582
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,200
And because none of his other wives
ever visit him. And...
583
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,799
Look, I know he could be
an absolute rotter at times...
584
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,519
Yes, he left us, Mummy.
585
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,040
He was the love of my life, Amanda.
586
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,080
So what are you going to do?
587
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,959
Can I give you a lift?
588
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,200
AMANDA SIGHS
589
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,560
After you, Mummy.
590
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,879
SOBBING
591
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,319
Darius got with another girl.
592
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,120
Oh, George!
593
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,680
Only me! Who wants lemonade?
594
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,439
Yum! This is delicious, Mrs A.
595
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,440
Oh, don't be so formal.
596
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,120
Call me Mammy.
597
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:20,040
Listen, my darling. There's a reason
it didn't work out with this boy.
598
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,119
And one day, you'll meet someone,
599
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,959
and you'll fall completely
head over heels.
600
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,239
And it'll be worth it.
601
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,479
Because when you know, you know.
602
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,519
And if you don't know,
then he's not the man for you.
603
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,039
Thanks, GanGan.
Mm.
604
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,639
Mum, can we get some ice cream?
605
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,960
Course.
606
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,119
Mummy, that's so lovely of you to
say all that, and you're so right.
607
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,119
I felt exactly...
No, not you.
608
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,279
No, at your age,
you need to take what you can get.
609
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,679
You're not a teenager.
610
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,439
No, after my divorce,
talk about slim pickings.
611
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,159
All the good ones were married.
612
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,279
All the single ones were weirdos.
613
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,359
Widowers were like hen's teeth.
614
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,199
You know, once you get into
your 60s,
615
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,399
the sex definitely picks up a bit,
616
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,960
but it's a barren,
barren desert until then.
617
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,799
Mummy, do you mind if I pop out
for an hour?
618
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,160
Oh, go for it.
619
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,559
JOHANNES: Yeah! Oh, my God Amanda,
your hands are so soft!
620
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,400
Ja! Oh, ja! Ja!
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