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ANNOUNCER:
With the stars...
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and...
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Hey, Harvey, nobody's using
number one table.
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We can play right here.
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Yeah, we'll play here.
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Hey, Harvey,
I-I'm kind of thirsty.
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What do you say
we go inside first
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a-and have a cold drink?
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Good idea.
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Come on, George.
Let's go.
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All right, Norton,
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we'll play
for the same thing-- 25...
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Come on, will ya, Norton?
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What were you
doing out there?
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I stopped at the egg cream place
to get some of these doughnuts.
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Here. Want one?
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Big ones.
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Now, you know I
don't want a pretzel.
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I'm on a diet.
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Besides, on the way home,
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we can stop off
and get a pizza.
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All right, I'll break.
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Wait a minute,
I'll get my weapon.
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Wait, hey, whoa!
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How come automatically
you break? Huh?
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How about let me break?
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It's very simple.
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I'll tell you why I'm breaking.
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The last time we played,
you broke.
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Oh, no, no, you broke.
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Because we tossed a coin,
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and whenever you toss
the coin for the break,
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I never win.
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All right, we'll make it
fair and square.
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I'll toss another coin.
Go ahead, you call.
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How about letting me toss?
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Give me an even chance.
I'll toss the coin.
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All right, you toss it.
I take heads.
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Why do you want heads?
Let me take heads.
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Why are you so particular
on wanting heads?
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That has nothing
to do with it.
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You're tossing, so I'm calling,
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and I want heads!
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Now, wait a minute.
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Uh, we both want
the same thing.
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I'll play you odds and evens
for who gets heads.
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All right, I'll take evens.
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You'll what?
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I said I'll take evens.
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How come you want evens?
So sneaky...
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Go ahead and break the balls!
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You are the stupidest man
I ever knew.
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Maybe so, but I'm breaking.
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Go ahead and break!
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Come on!
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65 cents an hour.
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There she goes!
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(Ralph chuckles)
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And a scratch, to boot.
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Now, if you'll stand aside
and watch very carefully,
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I will show you the glorious
results of a misspent youth.
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I will now play the 14 ball
in that furthest corner.
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(Norton chuckles)
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Boy, you must have blew a lot
of time going to school.
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Just go ahead and shoot.
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(clears throat)
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Wait a minute,
I gotta spot a ball.
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Thank you.
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You didn't spot it
in a very good place.
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May I ask a question?
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What are you doing?
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Just lining 'em up,
that's all.
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Just lining 'em up.
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I think I got 'em
all set now.
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(clears throat)
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Would you mind telling me
what's gonna happen?
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Yes, I'll tell you
in a minute.
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Now then...
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I will knock the 8
and the 15 ball into
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the corner pocket, there.
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But before the 8 ball
goes into the corner pocket,
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it will kiss off the 3 there,
causing the 9 ball to drop
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into this side pocket here.
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Before the 9 ball drops
into that pocket,
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it'll hit the chrome
off the cushion there,
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come bouncing
into these bunch of balls here
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which will cause
a chain reaction,
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making all of the balls
go into the corner pocket
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with the exception
of the number 4 ball
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which will end up in
my upper left in that corner...
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Go ahead and shoot!
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You can't use this table.
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Me and my friend,
we're playing here.
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What are you talking about,
we can't use the table?
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We are using it.
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Get out of here.
Go ahead and shoot.
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But gee, fellas, we're...
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we were all ready to play.
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We just went inside
first to get a cold drink.
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Well, I hope it was very cold.
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And I hope it was strong milk.
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Now get out of here!
Go ahead.
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How do you expect me
to go ahead and shoot
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with all this arguing
and everything?
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Let's get another table.
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We are not getting
another table.
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We started here,
and we're going to finish here.
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Now, you get out of here.
Go ahead.
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You better not.
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My friend isn't
going to like this.
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I don't care
what your friend likes.
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Now, you're not getting this
table under any condition.
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Go ahead and shoot.
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All right for you.
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But if you do not let us
have this table,
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I am going in and tell
my friend Harvey.
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H-H-Harvey?
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- Oh, Harvey! (chuckles)
-Oh, Harvey!
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You're going to tell
your friend Harvey?
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Harvey?
He's gonna tell Harvey.
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That's a nice name.
I like Har...
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Isn't that a nice name--
Harvey?
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That's a nice name--
Harvey.
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I don't care
if you tell Harvey.
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Go ahead and tell him!
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He's got me mighty scared.
I'm shaking to death.
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You better be careful.
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My friend is even
bigger than me.
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Your friend Harvey
is bigger than you?
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I have a friend Shirley
that's bigger than you.
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Go ahead and shoot.
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Stop picking on the little guy.
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I'm not picking on him.
He started it.
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We're playing here, and we're
going to continue to play here.
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Now look, go in there
with your friend Harvey,
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and if he wants
to start anything
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or you want to start anything,
just come back out here again
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and I'll twist you
into bookends.
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Now get out of here.
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Go ahead. There're maniacs
all over the joint.
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I got to admit one thing.
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When you are right, Ralph,
nobody pushes you around.
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You know why?
Because you got spunk.
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Spunk has nothing
to do with it, Norton.
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I was in the right,
and when I'm in the right,
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nobody pushes me around.
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I bet that Harvey
is burning up in there now.
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I hope Harvey is burning up,
I'll tell you that.
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I hope he's so burned up
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that he comes out here and tries
to start something.
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I'll bend him into a pretzel.
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(both laughing)
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When I'm in the right,
I'm in the right.
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Nobody pushes me around.
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- Go ahead, pal.
-All right.
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There we go.
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Oh...
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Very lucky...
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Very lucky.
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This is my friend Harvey.
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I told you,
you're not gonna get the table.
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Now go away.
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Come on, Norton, will ya?
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And you beat it too, Harvey.
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Hey, uh, Ralph,
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he's even bigger
than your friend Shirley.
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I got an idea
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those bookends are going to be
a little lopsided.
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What are you talking about,
bookends?
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He said he was gonna twist me
and you into bookends.
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Oh, he did, eh?
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So you're gonna twist me and him
into bookends?
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-(Ralph stammering)
-That's right. That's right.
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He's gonna twist you and him
into bookends.
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You got nothing
to worry about, Ralph.
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You're in the right.
No one can push you around.
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Why don't you shut up?
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And that's not all he said.
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He made fun of your name.
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He said Harvey was a funny name.
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Oh, he did, eh?
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Harvey's a lovely name.
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So, Harvey's a funny name?
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You're a real wise guy, eh?
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I don't like wise guys.
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You know what I
might do to you?
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I might punch you
right in the mouth.
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Hey, now, wait, wait, wait
just a minute.
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You can't talk to us that way.
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- You keep out of this!
-Yeah, stay out of it.
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What are you yelling at me for?
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I wasn't the one that said
I'd twist you into a pretzel.
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He did!
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Shut up!
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Oh! You're going to twist me
into a pretzel, huh?
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I don't even like pretzels.
(stammers)
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You hear that, George?
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He's gonna twist me
into a pretzel.
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(George giggles)
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All right, wise guy.
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I'll give you a chance.
Come on. Step outside.
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Come on, Ralph.
I'll hold your coat.
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Why don't you shut up?
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Come on, wise guy.
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Step outside and
twist me into a pretzel.
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I can't go outside,
I have my new suit on.
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All right, I'll let you
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get away with it this time,
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'cause you're just scared.
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Yeah, he's just scared.
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Yeah, rack 'em up.
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We're gonna use
this table, George.
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Well, let's go, Norton.
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Hey, uh, I just want
to tell you thing,
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that my, uh, friend
ain't a-scared of you.
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What he said about
wearing a new suit is true.
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He's got a brand-new suit on.
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He'll fight you any time.
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- Will you shut up, Norton?
-He'll be there!
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Norton, shut up.
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Oh... so you want to fight me
some other time, huh?
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All right, wise guy.
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Meet me at 8:00 at Kelsey's Gym,
Friday night.
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(Ralph stammering)
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We will be there.
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Just make sure that you show up.
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Don't worry, I'll be there.
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And if you don't show up,
I'll come get you.
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Where do you live?
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328 Chauncey Street.
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Norton...
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All right, don't forget.
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Friday night, Kelsey's Gym.
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Come on, George.
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I want to go home
and punch the bag a little.
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GEORGE:
Okay, Harvey.
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And just remember,
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if you don't show up,
I'll come get you.
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A pox on you and
all your ancestors!
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What is the matter
with you, Ralph?
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I always thought you were
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a level-headed,
clear-thinking man.
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What did you have to pick
a fight with that big guy for?
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Get out.
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Huh?
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Get out!
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Oh!
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(yelling):
Get out!
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"A pox on you
and your ancestors..."
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(doorknob rattling,
knocking on door)
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(pounding on door)
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(doorknob rattling)
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(pounding
"Shave and a Haircut")
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Who is it?
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NORTON:
It's me, Ralph! It's Norton!
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Let me in there!
258
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,156
Oh. Hiya, Norton.
259
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,158
What do you say there,
Ralphie boy?
260
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,327
(Norton chuckles)
261
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,328
How do you do, folks?
262
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,913
This is smiling Ed Norton,
263
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,372
talking to you direct
from the training quarters
264
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,665
of the Bensonhurst Bomber.
265
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,042
Would you like to say
a few words
266
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,335
to your fans out there, Bomber?
267
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,045
- Aw, shut up!
-(laughing)
268
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,796
Oh, boy, I'm telling you,
269
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,590
you ought to hear the guys
talking around the pool room.
270
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,050
They're all excited
about this fight,
271
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,509
and they're betting on it
and everything.
272
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,636
Oh, I'm telling you,
273
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,845
it's gonna be a beautiful fight.
274
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,263
And I got some news for you
275
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,681
that'll make you feel
pretty proud.
276
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,308
Some word come in direct
from the candy store
277
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,559
a little while ago:
278
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,894
some late money
come in backing you
279
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:12,649
and knocked the odds down
to 500-1.
280
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,362
You mean they're betting
500-1 that I lose?
281
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,988
Lose, nothing--
they're betting 500-1
282
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,199
that you don't even show up.
283
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,159
Well, you better grab
a piece of that bet
284
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,827
'cause they're so right.
285
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,537
If you think I'm going
up to that Kelsey's Gym,
286
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,956
you're crazy.
287
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,333
What do you mean,
you're not going?
288
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,376
Just what I said: I'm not going.
289
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,669
Well, you gotta go.
290
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,295
All the boys
are talking about it.
291
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,421
They're betting on it and
everything, like I said.
292
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,798
- Mm-hmm.
-This is a big thing.
293
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,799
Do you realize
that they're closing
294
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,300
the pool hall tonight
295
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,635
just so that all the boys
can go over there
296
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,053
and watch the fight?
297
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,513
This is a big thing
in your life, Ralph.
298
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,348
You gonna let
some of your friends down?
299
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,849
Shifty, Red, Nutsy.
300
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,476
I don't care about them.
301
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,687
Nutsy's going
to the fight, Ralph.
302
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,563
Nutsy! A guy who hasn't
missed a night
303
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,524
in the pool room in
all his life! Nutsy!
304
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,026
He's the guy that went
right over to the pool room
305
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,362
after his wedding--
that same night.
306
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,947
This is a big night.
307
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,199
Do you realize they're closing
the pool hall
308
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,451
in your honor tonight?
309
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,452
Let's face it, Norton.
310
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,037
If I fight that Harvey tonight,
311
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,789
tomorrow night,
they'll be closing the pool hall
312
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,958
in my memory.
313
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,877
You gotta go, Ralph,
because if you don't go,
314
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:16,878
they'll all think
you're scared.
315
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,338
Wait a minute-- how is it
316
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,090
that everybody in the
neighborhood knows
317
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,591
that I'm gonna fight this guy?
318
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,926
Who started that rumor?
319
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,303
Oh, I don't know.
320
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,013
Some blabbermouth
shot off his mouth.
321
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,306
I'll try and find out
who it is.
322
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,890
You don't have to find out,
323
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,143
'cause I know who the
blabbermouth was, pal.
324
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,144
You're the blabbermouth.
325
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,687
You're the blabbermouth
326
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,647
that started this whole
thing in the first place.
327
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,275
Well, just blabber around that
there ain't gonna be a fight.
328
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,735
Listen, Ralph,
if you don't go,
329
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,320
the guys will think
you're scared.
330
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,571
Remember, this guy's
a bully, you know.
331
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,364
This Harvey, he's a bully.
332
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,491
He said if you don't show,
he'll come and find you.
333
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,909
He's a bully!
You won't even be able to walk
334
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,745
the streets
in the neighborhood.
335
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,997
He says he's gonna find you,
and he's gonna find you.
336
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,666
He won't miss you,
'cause let's face it, Ralph,
337
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,545
you're not the type
that melts in the crowd.
338
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,465
I don't care what type I am.
339
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,009
All I know is I'm
not fighting that guy.
340
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,761
And another thing, Mr. Norton,
341
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,764
everybody knows about
this fight except one person,
342
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,474
and that one person is Alice.
343
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,850
And I don't want her
to know about it.
344
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,518
Remember that.
345
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,104
I don't want her
to ever know about this fight.
346
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,898
I think she'll get
a strong hint about it
347
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,149
when you come home one night
348
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,984
with a lump on your head.
349
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,652
I'm not coming home
with any lump on my head
350
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,653
because I'm getting out of town
351
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,447
for a few days right now.
352
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,532
What are you gonna tell her
when you go out of town? What?
353
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,992
I don't know.
I'll think of something.
354
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,745
Yeah, I bet you will.
355
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,354
Hey, there, Alice.
356
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,856
(humming)
357
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,150
What is that all about?
358
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,610
Eh? Oh, nothing, nothing.
359
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,611
Nothing at all.
360
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,612
Nothing?
361
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,613
No, nothing.
362
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,198
You can pump me all night.
363
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,741
You're not gonna
get a thing out of me, Alice,
364
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,826
'cause I know how
to keep a secret.
365
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,119
What secret?
366
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,370
Uh, oh. ..
don't get cute now.
367
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,788
Don't get cute, Alice.
368
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,873
And I can see by the expression
on your face
369
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,667
you're gonna pull
some of those trick questions.
370
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,420
Well, you're not get
a thing out of me,
371
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,213
'cause I know how
to keep a secret.
372
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,965
Compared to a clam,
I am an oyster.
373
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,176
Ed, what are you talking about?
374
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,469
What am I talking about?
375
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,971
Wouldn't you like to know?
376
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,973
That's for me to know
and you find out.
377
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,559
I'm not gonna tell a thing
because my lips are sealed.
378
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,019
Some guys in the neighborhood
are blabbermouths but not me.
379
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,646
Remember during the war?
380
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,315
That expression, "a slip
of the lip will sink a ship"?
381
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,651
I never sank one.
382
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,570
If I was connected
with a Brinks robbery,
383
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,904
they wouldn't know today
384
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,698
that the money
was even missing yet.
385
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,241
'Cause I know how
to keep a secret,
386
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,826
and Ralph and I got a secret,
387
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,786
and we don't want you
to find out about it.
388
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,996
My lips are sealed,
389
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,747
and you will never
know our secret.
390
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,417
Ralph? What secret has
he been keeping from me?
391
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,503
Oh, you won't find out
because I'm not gonna tell you.
392
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,922
My lips are sealed,
I can't even talk, see?
393
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,340
I'm not telling you no secret.
394
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,592
Oh, uh, hi, Alice.
395
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,385
I didn't know you was home.
396
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,888
Ralph, what's all this
about a secret
397
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,681
you've been keeping from me?
398
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,724
Secret?
399
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:16,933
Don't worry about a thing.
400
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,435
Oh, she tried to
get it out of me,
401
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,229
but I was too clever for her.
402
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,398
Well, you know me
better than that, Alice.
403
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,275
You know we never have
any secrets with each other.
404
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,776
Well, so long.
405
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,487
I'm gonna be gone
for a couple weeks.
406
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,615
Ralph...!
407
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,074
Yes?
408
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,618
What do you mean,
409
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,036
you're going to be gone
for a couple of weeks?
410
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,370
And where do you
think you're going
411
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,788
with that suitcase?
412
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,457
Didn't I tell you
I was going away?
413
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,791
Away where?
414
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,959
O-Out of town.
415
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,295
Out of town where, Ralph?
416
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,255
Now, look, don't treat me
like a baby, Alice.
417
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,382
If I want to go out of town,
I'll go out of town.
418
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,800
You don't have to worry
about me.
419
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,385
I can take care of myself.
420
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,137
If you knew how to
take care of yourself,
421
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,307
you wouldn't have
to leave town.
422
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,310
All right, Ralph.
423
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,728
Are you going to tell me?
424
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,648
No, I am not going to tell you.
425
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,107
No, I am not.
426
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,985
And just for that,
I ain't even going.
427
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,445
There. You satisfied?
428
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,491
Now you ruined
a wonderful trip I was going on.
429
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,118
Boy, oh, boy-- all I know is,
430
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,206
if they ever institute
a "nut of the month" club,
431
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,458
I've got a very good idea
432
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,294
who's gonna be
January and February.
433
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,921
Well, if you know, don't tell,
434
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,298
because a "slip of a
ship can sink a lip."
435
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,716
Oh, why don't you shut up?
436
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,885
Listen, Ralph,
you just stay right here.
437
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,137
I'll fix your supper
for you in a minute,
438
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,306
but I gotta go up
to Trixie's first.
439
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,642
(Ralph sighs)
440
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,060
Well... (clears throat)
441
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,270
...looks like you're gonna have
442
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,646
to stick around, Ralph,
so, uh...
443
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,356
Yeah, you're a
big help, Norton.
444
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,691
Why don't you let me, uh,
445
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,526
give you a few pointers
on boxing?
446
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,320
I don't need any pointers
because I'm not fighting.
447
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,823
What do you mean,
you're not fighting?
448
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,658
This guy,
this guy's a bully, you know.
449
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,660
He said he'd come after you
if he didn't find you.
450
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,120
He's coming right up here,
you know.
451
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,496
This isn't a game of tag
with him.
452
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,998
It's not kid stuff.
453
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,749
What are you gonna do
when he comes up here?
454
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,459
Well, if he comes up here,
I'll-I'll fight him,
455
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,295
but I ain't going over there
to fight him.
456
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,213
All right, you'll have
to fight him here then,
457
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,424
so get up and let me show
you a few pointers on boxing.
458
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,427
I don't want any pointers.
459
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,597
Will you get up there
and show me your stance?
460
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,599
Get up there.
461
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,934
You gotta know how
to defend yourself.
462
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,269
I know how to defend myself.
463
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,271
All right.
464
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,108
So, first, show me
your, uh, boxing stance.
465
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,904
I got an idea
466
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,948
you got a secret
weapon, there, Ralph.
467
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,492
Harvey may die laughing
when he looks at you.
468
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,952
- That's all.
-No, no.
469
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,454
Don't-don't-don't
get discouraged.
470
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,622
Now, just stand up there.
471
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,457
So much for the offense.
472
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,292
Now, a little defense practice.
473
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,418
Limber up your body.
474
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,795
Skip around like this.
475
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,964
Shoot a few lefts out.
476
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,966
(muttering)
477
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,968
That's it. That's it.
478
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,720
Face me, Ralph-- look, see.
479
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,804
That's it.
480
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,306
Go ahead, go ahead there.
481
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,391
See? That's it.
482
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,392
All right.
483
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,602
Cover up your face, Ralph.
484
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,770
- Face. ...?
-Cover up your face.
485
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,771
Cover up your face.
486
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,814
(yells)
487
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,777
(loud groan)
488
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,616
(moaning)
489
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,127
(groans)
490
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,964
What is the matter with you?!
491
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,800
What did you tell me
to cover up my face
492
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,218
and hit me
in the stomach for?
493
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,511
Well, that'll teach you
494
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,304
never to trust
anybody in the ring.
495
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,974
That did it.
I'm through.
496
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,310
All right, Ralph, all right.
497
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,353
I'll admit, I'll agree.
498
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,604
You're not in shape to do
499
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,855
a fight with this guy.
All right.
500
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,190
We just gotta think
of something...
501
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,483
I'm in shape.
I'm in shape!
502
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,069
...to get out
of this gracefully.
503
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,320
Get out of it gracefully?
504
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,822
Yes, just get out of the fight.
505
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,241
I know all about getting
out of it gracefully,
506
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,493
but how do you get
out of it gracefully?
507
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,329
Well, let me think now,
let me think now.
508
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,833
If Harvey thought that
you could beat him up,
509
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,502
there would be
no doubts about it,
510
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,422
he'd back out of it
in a minute, right?
511
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:16,756
Well, how could
I knock out anybody
512
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,049
that's bigger than Harvey?
513
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,634
Just a minute, now,
just a minute.
514
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,344
The-the wheels are turning,
the wheels are turning.
515
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,762
- I know what your wheels
are turning. -All right!
516
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,347
You think you're gonna get
517
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,266
somebody bigger than Harvey
for me to knock out.
518
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,559
- Is that right?
-Just a minute.
519
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,060
Yes, that is the general idea.
520
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,104
But here's what we do.
521
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,898
We get this guy
that is bigger than Harvey
522
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,068
and get him over there
at the gym tonight, see?
523
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,571
And then you knock him out
right in front of Harvey.
524
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,073
Well, now you know that
Harvey's gonna be a-scared,
525
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,909
and he'll back out
of the fight in a minute.
526
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,078
- Now, I got a friend...
-That might work.
527
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,038
He works in the sewer.
He's a giant, a big guy.
528
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,415
Much bigger than Harvey.
529
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,083
I'll get him
over there tonight,
530
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,544
and you will knock him out
right in front of Harvey,
531
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,963
and Harvey'll back out quick.
532
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:58,798
- Go along...
-That's not bad.
533
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,008
Go along with the idea?
534
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,009
Well, look, maybe Kelsey's Gym
535
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,260
will be crowded tonight.
536
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,803
How am I gonna
know your friend?
537
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,680
Oh, that's right,
we'll have to have
538
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,681
some, uh, password.
539
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,349
Uh, let me think, uh...
540
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,852
Oh, yeah, uh, I'll tell him
to say when he sees you,
541
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:14,355
"Hey, get a load
of fatso there." See?
542
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,523
Does he have to say,
543
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,358
"Get a load of fatso there"?
544
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,361
Well, he could say,
"Hey, get a load of skinny,"
545
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:24,365
but then Harvey would, uh,
suspect that it was a fix.
546
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,034
All right,
"Get a load of fatso."
547
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,952
Okay, I'll go get him
at his place.
548
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,372
Now, are you sure that this
guy'll do it for you?
549
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,208
Well, of course
he'll do it for me.
550
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,084
He's my friend.
He works with me in the sewer.
551
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,544
We stick together down there.
552
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,714
We got a motto:
"Water is thicker than blood."
553
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,218
Now, don't forget the saying:
"Hello there, fatso."
554
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,220
I know, I know.
"Get a load of fatso."
555
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,221
Yes, yes, yes.
556
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,224
See you later.
557
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,358
"Get a load of fatso
over there"?
558
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,007
Well, I see you showed up,
wise guy.
559
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,509
Oh, hello, Harvey.
560
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,677
Come on.
561
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,470
Let's go inside
and get started.
562
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,348
Oh, uh, I can't go yet.
I'm, uh, waiting for a friend.
563
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,767
You ain't backing out,
are you, wise guy?
564
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,102
Oh, no.
Perish the thought.
565
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,603
I'm not backing out.
566
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,522
I'm just waiting
for a friend who has to show up.
567
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,357
Okay, come on.
Let's get inside.
568
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,359
I'll be ready for you
in a minute. Don't...
569
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,527
Hey, what are you doing?
570
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,904
Outta my way, buddy.
571
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,116
Hey, get a load of fatso there.
572
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,702
HARVEY: Ah, come on,
let's get moving.
573
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,287
Just a moment.
574
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,538
What did you say?
575
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,207
I said, "Get a load
of fatso there."
576
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,209
Wanna make
something out of it?
577
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,962
I certainly do.
578
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,180
And let that be
a lesson to you.
579
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,350
(self-satisfied coughs)
580
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:20,523
Well, Harv, uh, are you ready?
581
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,275
Do you care to step
in the other room?
582
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,193
Uh, no, I...
583
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,821
Hey, that's... that's
quite a punch you got there.
584
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,323
Oh-ho, it's really nothing.
585
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,324
(chuckles)
586
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:32,327
I hit him with my bad hand.
587
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,329
That's why I don't
like to fight too much.
588
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,748
I usually hurt someone real bad.
589
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,000
Sometimes I even hurt myself.
590
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,002
(goofy laughing)
591
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,004
Well... what do you say?
592
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,964
Shall we, uh, step inside?
593
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,383
Hey, look, I-l don't want
no trouble with you.
594
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,927
That was just one of my jokes.
595
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,178
You can take a joke, Ralph.
596
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:54,016
All right, yellow-belly.
597
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,729
I'll let you off
the hook this time,
598
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,730
but watch out in the future.
599
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,482
Now beat it.
600
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,778
Anything you say, pal.
I'll-I'll see you around.
601
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,823
Boy, oh, boy.
It worked like a charm.
602
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:11,866
You were just great!
Come on, pal.
603
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,326
Hey there, Ralph.
604
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,036
Hey. Did you see Harvey
running out of there?
605
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,704
Yeah, where'd he go?
I seen him leaving the place.
606
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:17,705
Where did he go?
607
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:18,957
When your friend walked in,
608
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,249
he says,
"Get out of the way, fatso."
609
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,584
I gave him a belt.
610
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,586
Down he goes,
like he was killed.
611
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,797
Harvey sees this
and ran right out.
612
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,423
You were beautiful!
Come on, pal, get up.
613
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,424
Your friend's just great.
614
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,802
Hey, uh...
615
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,137
...that ain't my friend.
616
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,472
He couldn't make it tonight.
617
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,975
What do we care if...?
618
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,148
That ain't your friend?
619
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,818
No. My friend's sick in bed
with a cold.
620
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,528
But this guy walked in.
621
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:52,323
He did everything like your
friend was supposed to do.
622
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,034
Why would he say, "Hey, fatso,
get out of the way"?
623
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:59,164
I don't know.
Maybe the phrase just fits.
624
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,543
Wait a second.
625
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,795
If that isn't your friend,
626
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:08,631
then I knocked him out
with one punch.
627
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,217
I guess you did, Ralph.
628
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:15,471
Run downstairs
and have Harvey come back up.
629
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,306
I'm ready for Harvey.
630
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,307
- Hey, Harvey!
-Hey, Harvey!
631
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,308
Come on, pal!
632
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,309
NORTON:
Oh, Harvey!
633
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,978
(smug yelping)
634
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,981
(groaning)
635
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,110
(no voice)
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